#and i totally agree

[simplysolo]

nobody talks about how writing something that has an audience of exactly one (1) person— yourself— is kind of exhausting

[ayermite]

Family of three dining out for borgars (colourized)

[standupcomedyhistorian]

Awesome news for Maria Bamford fans! 👀

Comedy Central just uploaded an ENTIRE episode of her CC Presents 🤯

This isn't the one that made me fall in love with her comedy, unfortunately (that was her 2001 episode), but any Maria is a worthwhile investment of your time!

I was lucky enough to meet her in person last year, and she was an absolute sweetheart.

If you'd like to learn more about one of my favorite comedians, I have a post about her influence on Bo Burnham and 10 fun facts on my website.

Enjoy the episode, and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌��🐔

[hellomehlo]

roll credits

(we finally entered baldur’s gate)

[tizeline]

Draw rottmnt donnie and rottmnt leo fighting

The word “fight” can be interpreted a number of ways, so you get one drawing of the two of them doing some friendly sparring and one where they’re just having a stupid sibling fight

[joyclementine]

Amelia Earhart would disagree, I think

I wish coconut crabs were part of the common domestic pest fauna like rats or sparrows. large stubborn crustaceans are a problem everyone needs everywhere

[invidiia]

i am so interested in fyodor's backstory it's

i love everyone's perception of it, i really like how it's agreed upon at least a large group of the fyodor nation that it's some sort of religious trama

[bigskyandthecoldgun]

steddie fake dating au that starts because robin’s mom keeps pushing for her and steve to get together and robin gets so fed up that she yells, “it’s not gonna happen because some people are gay, mom!”

and upon seeing the utter horror and fear on her face, steve swoops in and says he’s the one who’s gay. cue mr. and mrs. buckley, local hippies, attempting to show how supportive they are, and all the while steve gets eddie to agree to fake date to get the buckleys to prove they’re safe, so that robin will feel comfortable enough to come out to her parents.

[mroddmod]

little scrapped comic bc it felt a bit ooc to me in hindsight

[catmomjudy]

And to be clear:

Buck and Eddie met in TX. Or were in the same class at the fire academy (pre-canon) or Buck was in the SEALs and met Eddie in Afghanistan: Alternate Universe

Eddie, a customer at another table, helps Buck clean up after the girl dowses him with a drink and Abby leaves the cafe; Buck meets Eddie in the bar in “Buck Actually” and talks with him instead of having sex with TK in the bathroom: Canon Divergence

(inspired by this post + some of the tags i've seen on it)

[imvec]

Sequel to Sunshade

[counting-stars-gayly]

This might be a hot take, but I actually like that Percy figured out Luke was the traitor at the last minute. There were A LOT of clues that would’ve been hard to ignore, and he ignored them for as long as he could. And it’s clear that even after accusing Luke, he’s still surprised and heartbroken at Luke’s confirmation of his suspicions. He was holding out hope, guys!!

Also, the Betrayal Scene flows better as an exchange of dialogue and a swordfight than it did, in the books, as a monologue and a scorpion sting. This also leaves a bigger impact on the viewers and characters because it’s more emotional.

[invisiblearsonist]

underrated supernatural duo — sam and rowena

like come ON. they are actually everything to me.

[libelulx]

keep warm

[bluerosefox]

Dinner?

Feeling a bit Spirit Halloweenish.

Danny blinked, stared blankly, blinked again before slowly very slowly closed his front door.

A few seconds later Danny opened the door again and once again meet a certain tallish young man, around his age if maybe a few years older, in front of him...

Who was it?

Bruce Wayne....

Bruce freaking Wayne, someone according to what he heard from Sam telling him from what she heard from her parents had apparently just dropped out of med school and was 'in the wind' according to rich elite gossip talks, was at his front door.

........

Why?

Wait... Did he just ask Danny out on a date?

-x-x-

Bruce Wayne has just dropped out of med school and is beginning his training into becoming the person his city needs him to become. While looking into where he can he remembers how in his teen years the planet was almost destroyed but was saved by a ghost teen hero and looks into it. He digs deep to uncover what happened, uncovering impressive firewalls Amity Park has, etc and finds out about Danny Fenton/Phantom.

He decides to go visit the younger man, who is just about to start college himself, and ask a few questions.

He uhhh... Bruce just wasn't expecting to find Danny very cute (even though he was pretty certain Phantom had been his first male crush when he saw a photo of the teen years ago), and adorable with his owlish stare, and well the first words out of his mouth was

"Would you mind joining me for dinner?"

-x-x-

[ramblerogue]

See you next year.