#and i may add onto it later with such

[creaturefeaster]

Wiiirrreeee, is there a swamp on theia?

Oh absolutely!

A very large portion of the lower east convex vertex in the focus continent is just a bunch of swampland. Along the rivers are a bit less stagnant but much older swampland, whereas the vast majority of land is stagnant overflood. Most of the water and plant life in the area is heavily endowed with the same magical essence you can find north west of the region, where Michael & his friends live.

A lot of the terrain is not considered habitable by most, and it's in these regions that you find a lot of plant people, treeple, fish people, pixies, or any other race that's heavily in tune with the earth & water.

[time-woods]

EMOTIONAL WIN ! ! the bug lets his emotions make decisions for once !

[heavenly67]

my interpretation of djimon hounsou's outfit in his shoot for interview magazine <3

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

[fujii-draws]

[fucking-solar]

Smooshed in a Kiss (NSFW)

Cybertronian x Reader, Rodimus x Reader x Drift, yada yada

// size difference, g/t, spit kink I guess?

Read below

It’s surprising how warm they were. It was something you couldn’t help but notice while squished between their chests. They almost didn’t seem to notice you at first, enraptured by each other. You listened to Rodimus’s whimpers and whines as Drift devoured his mouth with hunger, drool spilling out of the corners of their lips.

Fangs got caught in the light when they parted, Rodimus venting steam as he licked away his drool. He tilted forward, squishing you further, to do the same for Drift. A soft moan escaped him at the taste before he pressed another kiss to his lips. Drift nipped at him and he pulled back before he could get dragged into another kiss. Not that he would have minded.

Rodimus leaned back slightly, Drift following subconsciously, and you were lifted into their line of sight. An embarrassed flush flashed through your body at their gazes, still hungry and full of desire.

Always an initiator, Rodimus tilted to press his lips to your chest. Drift took the cue and did the same to your back, soft and gentle. It was different from how he was with Rodimus earlier but you didn’t mind. Hot lips moved up to tease along your neck, a gasp of surprise leaving your lips. The yellow hand holding you up tightened around your waist at the quiet noise.

A burning glossa ran over your neck and there was a stifled moan, but not from you. The bots’ lips, you realized, almost encased your neck. A kiss that was barely disrupted by your own body. Their glossa slid over your skin as they tried to seek each other out. Slobber and spit slid down your shirt, sticky and smelling almost metallic. You didn’t mind.

Your tiny hands grappled onto Rodimus’s hands to steady yourself as your body was rocked and pushed between their mouths. Drift shifted up and Rodimus chased after him, pushing his lips up against yours in a frantic kiss. He was too large to follow but the feeling of his hot lips and glossa against your’s made you shiver and moan. Drift tilted your head so Rodimus was more or less making out with your cheek, whining desperately, and chuckled.

The white mech pressed a kiss to your other cheek. It was still soft and careful, much too mindful of your small stature where Rodimus wasn’t. The Prime nipped at your skin gently then dragged his tongue along the side of your face, the heat rushing to your face making you feel dizzy. Drift copied the action to the other side and you choked on a whine. God, their mouths were so wet.

A digit slipped under your shirt as the two pressed their lips harder against your head, a gasp forced from your lips. Rodimus wasted no time pushing his glossa between them. It was cool, weirdly enough, as it moved over your tongue and barely began to stretch your lips out while it pushed deeper. Drift caressed your side and stomach with his digit while he kissed and marked your jaw lightly.

Primus, you could never get used to this.

[ragazza-paradiso]

okay, my personal thoughts on the jury vote/televote drama (as unbiased as possible):

i understand people’s disappointment when their favourite doesn’t win. i also understand how that disappointment can turn into frustration when it turns out that was the most popular entry with the general public, yet it didn’t result in victory.

for me, the presence of juries in the contest is non-negotiable. i think they help to recognise aspects of the songs that very often get overlooked by the viewing public - composition and vocal ability being the two most important. i think of estonia from this year, a song and performance that most definitely deserved the love they got from the juries to push them up the scoreboard. i think of albania 2018, switzerland 2021, portugal 2022 - all entries that deserved to be recognised, and were not given that by the televote.

all of that is not to say the jury is faultless. i agree with most, that the criteria the jury is told to judge upon should be modified/expanded. i think they should drop the focus on commercially successful songs to help level the playing field for songs in languages other than english (or popular languages like italian or spanish). they should also include people from more diverse musical backgrounds to appreciate alternative forms of music like rock, jazz, folk and music with ethnic elements etc. they could also make the juries larger (i think just doubling the size to 10 people would already make such a huge difference).

i think the biggest change the EBU needs to make regarding the juries is to be much more transparent. the general public has no idea why the juries exist, or what they are even judging on. each show the presenters should explain the criteria the juries judge on. because i’ve seen so many comments on social media over the past 12 hours which seem to fundamentally miss the fact that the juries judge based on criteria which is given to them by the EBU. they do not simply sit down and make a ranking of their favourite to least favourite.

the big point for me is that the jury vote is NOT supposed to be representative of the public vote. there would literally be no point to it if it were. therefore the jury having different scores, and ultimately a different winner than the televote, does not in itself mean that there is a problem with the juries. if you ask me, it means that the juries are doing exactly what they are supposed to do. they recognised the song which best fit the criteria they were asked to judge upon… tattoo.

and i would also add that tattoo was immensely popular with the public as well, it came second in the televote. and the juries placed televote winner cha cha cha in fourth position. so the argument that the juries are out of touch with the european public (at least when it comes to the top spots) just doesn’t add up.

since the juries were reintroduced in 2009 we’ve had 4 types of victories

• where the televote and jury vote agree on a winner (2009, 2010, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2017)

• where the televote winner has won overall despite not winning the jury vote (2011, 2018, 2021, 2022)

• where the jury vote winner has won overall despite not winning the televote (2015, 2023)

• where the winning song has won neither the jury vote nor the televote (2016, 2019)

so, in the 14 contests with the 50/50 jury televote system, only twice has the jury overridden the televote to decide the winner. the televote has overridden the jury vote double as much. in fact, the majority of times (8 times, if you include the 4th category since on both those occasions the winner came 2nd with both televote and jury vote) both have agreed on the winner. overall, the televote has gotten their winner to win the overall contest 10 times out of the 14 contests since the reintroduction of the jury.

therefore i find the conclusion that the jury is tainting the results of the contests’ winners not based in reality.

now, all of that is simply the opinion of one girl who likes eurovision. you can take it or leave it. i don’t think this will change anyone’s mind if they are dead set on the juries needing to perish in hell fire to atone for their sins against euro pop music. but more so i wanted to explain my reasoning behind still valuing the juries as an important part of the contest.

and, two last very important notes:

• käärijä not winning the contest doesn’t mean that he’s lost. it doesn’t mean that you can’t go back and watch his performance a thousand times and revel in the joy it gives you. it will always be there. music is subjective, just because a certain song wins a certain contest doesn’t mean it’s necessarily the best. he has thousands more fans now and you can always support his future career.

• being disappointed with the results of the contest however does not give you the right to send abusive messages and hate towards other contestants. käärijä himself said after the final yesterday that he cannot complain about the rules and he was happy for loreen. this is the same guy who was so distraught when he received one hate comment that he deleted all his accounts on social media. he wouldn’t want anyone to be doing the same towards his fellow artists. the contest was about being united through music, and sending hate won’t change the results, and it won’t make you feel better either.

[egregiousmeme-art]

Oh to be a little guy rotating in a grey void forever and ever and ever

[otterlykath]

Small reference sheet for my furry Majima Au design 🐶🔪

[starry1avender]

You're- you're joking me.

You are FUCKING. JOKING ME.

(Spoilers for today's SAMS ep + an...Annoyed rant below. Two for the price of my sanity)

If this is us genuinely getting Eclipse back, and not just some illusionary rabbit for Moon to blindly follow, then I'll be genuinely pissed.

Eclipse should NOT return.

Eclipse should STAY DEAD.

Death should mean something. KC not returning shouldn't be an exception.

Yes, I understand Eclipse was an interesting character, and that a lot of fans wanted to see him return since his death. And I don't get me wrong, I liked Eclipse during his time on the show. But from a writing perspective, you CANNOT convince me it isn't a TERRIBLE idea. Especially since we're in the MIDDLE of Stitchwraith, Creator, Bloodmoon, etc. Like, why is this even necessary?! It isn't.

His death? Means damn NOTHING. Back to the drawing board. Remember how his death was wrapped up well enough and the story moved on to the next plot point? Screw you. No impactful scene of moving on to the afterlife with Solar Flare for you.

Moving on to new, fresh villains and threats? In a way that doesn't feel like we're stuck in a never-ending, rehashing, timeloop? That's hilarious.

Basically, it's the same exact reasoning why a lot of the FNAF fanbase (not all, naturally) were annoyed and pissed at Afton returning in Security Breach. It meant Pizzaria Sim meant nothing.

500 videos. He was the villain. For 500 videos. Almost a year and a half. I am just tired of him, and if he does return it'd be so clearly and painfully for fanservice.

For the love of god. End an arc. Keep a villain down. 🙏

(Hopefully, because of how he didn't act how he did before he died, this is an illusion by Stitchwraith or the Creator to get us that sweet, sweet Moon rage. If that is the case, consider this entire post void.)

[i-am-not-a-who-i-am-a-what]

hey alex. hey alex. what did you mean by this line alex. was that just a goof at your own expense or was it foreshadowing alex. where is my son alex.

[lrdvyke]

small headcanons that aren't important enough to receive their own posts, a list:

almost always late to things. you give him a time to show up and he will be there but it will be in an hour or two later than agreed ( or more, king of absolutely no time management 💀 ).

not a big sleeper, and is able to run on the bare minimum of hours which he often gets from scattered naps throughout the day / night given how his schedule works.

can hold a tune, but it's not actual practiced singing. if you want something for the campfire, he's your guy, but anything bigger and it's not going to sound all that good anymore lmao

he died within the badlands from an ailing sickness before being brought back by grace to cross over to the Lands Between, taking it as a divine second chance to succeed more or less.

not content with resting or being idle for too long, always needs to be active in doing something of use for either himself or someone else ( modern vyke would always be the guy doing a 5 hr run at 5am and dressed every single day. lazy sunday with pjs only? unheard of )

he is not the greatest at hand-to-hand combat, when his sword / spear / seal is gone he will struggle, but he has spectacular aim.

cannot STAND being rejected for anything even if he says he's cool about it. he's leaving before you can ever get the chance to do so.

likes talking and having company, hates silence and being alone. certified yapper 🫵

[hffrns]

in honor of zach bryan finally releasing the great american bar scene, here is my zach bryan song assignments for random hbowar characters and ships with no explaination 😋😋

buck cleven – bathwater, tishomingo, & nine ball

bucky egan – whiskey river

hillbilly jones – american nights, quiet, heavy dreams, & purple gas

ack ack haldane – mine again

joe toye – crooked teeth

nixon – fifth of may

clegan – the way back & funny man

webgott – fear and friday's

hilldane – heavy eyes, oklahoma smokeshow, twenty so, & the outskirts

winnix – oklahoma smokeshow as well ! & boons

luztoye – november air

baberoe – motorcycle drive by & blue

literally all of them – northern thunder & east side of sorrow

[homosubtext]

let’s be so fr for a second. the mutual pining trope would never work for sakuatsu. atsumu would get the slightest spark of a crush and would immediately confess to kiyoomi. kiyoomi may be emotionally constipated but the second he realizes he has feelings he would confess, no way would he want to fuck around and keep it to himself, he’s gonna make his feelings atsumus problem too.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

pw teeth related moments 4 the soul

[supahstarrr]

as a dr fan we need to acknowledge that some of the danganronpa characters suffer through chronic liners for bad humor by out-of-touch old guy writers syndrome