#and i love you random citizen!!!

[hailsatanacab]

chapter three!!

did you guys survive chapter 2? Danny did!! if only barely 😬

there's markedly less gore in this chapter, thank goodness, and now Alfred gets to explain what on earth he was thinking about signing a contract like that??? Alfred??? Explain???

[gontagokuhara]

OH GOD OH FUCK SHE BREACHED CONTAINMENT PUT HER BACK RIGHT NEOW!!!

[redwinterroses]

side note: if you're ever at a con, or a panel/Q&A event of any kind, please don't be the person who tries to yell something funny and clever after everyone else has done cheering. please. the odds of you actually being funny are so low, and those of you just making everyone uncomfortable or annoyed or confused are so high... just cheer like everyone else and share your funny comment with your buddy next to you and if you really gotta interact with the people on stage you can do that in the autograph/photo op line like the rest of us.

[please-let-this-work-oh-my-god]

Ah so Bluepoch CHOSE not to give us a playable black (?) character in 2.0...

[ghouljams]

Pstpstpstpst

♡

I'm on my way

[wheresmyfuckingchair]

NEWSIES TMA AND THE MECHS YOU HAVE AMAZING TASTE YOOOO

How I feel when my crazy specific meld of fandoms is appreciated by 1 (one) person:

😊☺️❤️💕🥰😍📼‼️❤️☺️😊📰‼️💚☺️😊🥰❤️💕⚙️

[foxbirdy]

I am truly the master of dispersed camping at this point. never pay to camp on public lands my friends sleep in insane locations for free

[merlinemrys]

sometimes u just have to think about how gwen is thee it girl in camelot 😌 favoured heavily by morgana, courted by arthur and then became queen (not to mention that arthur was willing to forsake his entire kingdom just to be with her), lancelot loved her at first sight and he carried that flame of his affection until he died, gwaine stopped in the middle of the street to flirt with her, leon basically goes and shoots his shot while arthur’s dying, merlin’s willing to disguise himself AND die for her at any turn… nobody does it like thee babygirl ever <3

[prince-liest]

I just would like to let you know that my girlfriend consistently checks and reloads your blog to see if you have posted. She does not stop yapping about you lmao.

Please let her know (or don't, since presumably she will see this post) that I love that for her and also that I continue to find endlessly lovely that people enjoy this blog even when it's less active fic posting (RIP my creative energy when I don't have at least two days off per week) and more irregular and random updates about my various plants with scattered fandom headcanons and occasional life postings feat. "Residency, wweh."

Anyway, I've been the same person your girlfriend is being for other bloggers and being on the other side of the equation brings me joy. >:) I will use this vim to fuel continuing to be (insufferable) an utter delight on the internet.

[tvntheatre]

MERRY FUCKING NEATHMAS, TO THE RANDOM CITIZEN WHO LIKES MY OC ART I LOVE YOU!

[owl-it-here]

Missed Opportunities: Naruto #2

Sasuke should not have been the last Uchiha! And I am not counting our dear villains, because by the end of the story, they have all died.

For as long as I can remember I've always questioned the Uchiha massacre. I understood pretty well why it happened, it wasn't Kishimoto's biggest screw-up in terms of plot either, but I never understood why only Sasuke survived. Ba, to create a narrative in which it would turn out that more people survived, further leaving the plot of Sasuke being the lonely prince, seemed quite simple to me. It wouldn't even have been necessary to change the main plotline, because it would have been enough that Sasuke would not have been aware of it.

Ah and I'm not including the Boruto storyline here, involving the existence of Sarada. I was never convinced about that continuation.

Why is it illogical that Sasuke was the only survivor? The simplest answer: experienced ninjas and a matter of chance.

Without questioning the abilities of Itachi (who, let's remember, was 13 years old) and Obito (who, while a bit older, was not in the best mental state).

Firstly, Konoha has highly developed medical assistance. The decision to massacre was made by three Hokage advisors. Even if he approved it, I do not believe that if it turned out that help had arrived quickly enough and someone could be saved he would not have allowed it. He has plenty of guilt anyway. (I don't deny that Danzo could have ordered his minions to finish everyone off, but well statistically as they say there is always someone.) Plus being in this profession - most tend to learn how to take a punch, and millimetres sometimes mean a lot.

Secondly how come everyone was supposedly in the village on the Uchiha land at the same time (and only Sasuke was returning late from the academy, where did the rest of the students go, were they faster than Sasuke?). I saw a post once that touched on this, but to repeat. It is known that as a result of the repression and resentment of civilians and some of the shinobi, the Uchiha tended to stay on the sidelines, but that doesn't change the fact that some of them were actively involved in missions - not all of them were in the police force. (I still don't believe that only Itachi and Shisui were in the Anbu.) And even if by some miracle no one had a mission outside the village, or Obito managed to kill all the active shinobi on a mission and no one noticed. It is to be believed that just that day, no one had any urgent business to attend to that would knock him out of his planned rhythm from even that morning. Sickness or childbirth that would have required the main hospital. A sudden visit to a further acquaintance, ba a visit to that cat village of theirs. People really are unpredictable and this kind of stroke of luck happens more often than we think. For example, the survivors of aeroplane crashes - the one girl who fell out of the plane, ended up in a jungle and found her way to civilisation.

Third, even persecuted societies are not homogeneous and the proverbial black sheep will be found everywhere. The proverbial considered from various angles. No matter how many times it was emphasized that everyone wanted to rebel against the village authorities, surely if a poll was conducted the results would not be everyone "- Itachi, Shisui and maybe Sasuke". Statistically there would certainly be votes of I don't know, yes but not strongly, or no but not strongly. So there were definitely a few people who had friends of friends or lovers outside the clan.

And this brings up the argument about infidelities, secret lovers and unplanned pregnancies. Regardless of the situation the clan was in and what rules were in place (trying to maintain the bloodline within the clan, etc.) - people are only human. Hence, as far as I remember, a good example is Izumi, who was drafted into the clan with her mother after it turned out that she had a sharingan (or maybe it was a fan interpretation? anyway). You mean to tell me that there were no Uchih children in the village who either didn't know they were Uchiha, or kept it a secret because that's what their parents wanted - so there wouldn't be a scandal. Especially considering that no matter how good a contraption is it's not foolproof. Additionally, from what I remember it was said somewhere that not every Uchiha needs to activate sharingan. Of course, if one succeeds, there is pride and all, but even considering Obito, no one denied that he was one even if they had different expectations of him. So there's probably a chance that the gene responsible for sharingan could skip a generation-which gives even more room for maneuver when it comes to these types of children.

Truly, I think there is a need for people with Uchiha blood who activated the sharingan, and thus confirmed their blood, as a result of the massacre - as they learned of the death of someone close to them. Or during an attack during the third round of the chunin exam. Or when Pain attacked. (Especially knowing that some activated in through Kyubi - Izumi). The chances that someone was pregnant with an Uchiha child and no one knew about it at the time of the massacre may not be that high, but the possibility that it happened a few times in the past is quite high.

Lastly, the argument goes back to our dear "villains", because if I'm already thinking like that, I could go back to them after all. Although their deaths had a purpose, I still think that both in Itachi's and Obito's cases, if they survived by some miracle, it would be more interesting to see them atone for what they have on their conscience. Particularly Itachi who we know was sick and went untreated anyway. Probably even if they had started treating him after the war he would not have had many years to live.

I would really like to see a scene, especially after the final battle with Naruto, where Sasuke learns that he is not the last one and that if he had stayed in the village he would have found out, either as he gained the rank of chunin (if they were untrained adults) or as soon as it became safe again (in the case of children, to help them - especially if any had trained at the academy).

Let's not kid ourselves, Sasuke always wanted a family (or at least when he was younger he certainly would have appreciated it).

[afterlife-2004]

Happy 60th Birthday to the one and only, KEANU REEVES! Who’ll be voicing Shadow The Hedgehog in Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (Sonic Movie 3) this December! Hope you enjoy your special day with family and friends! YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!🎂🎊🎉🥳🎈

I just wanna say that all of us Sonic fans are very excited and overwhelmingly ecstatic to see your take on this character that millions of people have adored and cherished ever since his first debut appearance in SA2 (Sonic Adventure 2) all the way back in 2001! I’m sure you’ll blow us all away with your performance! And I can tell just from the first official trailer we’ve just gotten! You got this! 🦔🖤❤️

In celebration? Here’s some artwork I’ve done of Movie Shadow in the past! Who we’ll finally get to see on the big screen this Christmas! 👀

[daily-crabbys]

I don't know why we're saying numbers but I wanna join in. 4.87

that's such a specific number. not even a whole number. i love you

[definitelynotshouting]

i love you

[blazefirefox]

Maybe Alex Williams in the strawberry outfit?

finished this the other day but forgot to post lol

I love the fruit outfits if I could id have them in real life but alas

[fujoshiribbon]

I saw your K in kungpowpenising photomatt

You’re doing the lords work and I love you

blocked by the ceo of tumblr over one letter of the alphabet