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Jimmy: you have a lot of goodies, you are a good boy!

Jimmy: good boy.

Joel: good girl.

Both: what?

(from Jimmy's new impossible minecraft video)

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i haven't watched the video yet but I assume that completely random change of gender is influenced by Joel being more familiar calling his dog Meri a 'good girl' whenever that phrase is used?

which....... which in every literal case whether by this reason or not......... with Jimmy................................ hhehhhhehe......... IM GOING TO EXPLODE

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ah, hello kuroken anon again here!!! :> I LOVED LOVED LOOVEDDDD THE PART 2 HAHAGWGSH SOO EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT’LL END!!!! AND MASTERMIND KENMA??? YOU. GET. IT. YOUUU FUCKING GET ITTTT. IM SO CRAZY THATS LITERALLY HOW I THINK HE’D BE IN BED AJAKSIFIRKRJ. thats the team’s brain right there!!!! cant wait to reread this story over and over <3333

thank you again for sparing some time to write even when youre busy with your education, i’m also busy with my education related stuff so you posting your writing at this time is really helping me to keep me going 🫶 good luck to u!!! ^^

[final] kenma sharing you with kuroo

you're a gem and i will sorely miss hearing from you after this part is posted. fuuuuck you made me cry a lil bit 🤏not even kidding omg. i'm genuinely so glad the characterization got through 😫💕and that i could help you in any capacity loves.

warnings. heavy nsfw, minors DNI

details. fem!reader / porn with plot / threesome / angst, fluff, and smut / jealous?kuroo / secure!kenma / submissive(with conditions)!reader / praisewhore!reader / use of toys / m!rec oral / riding / kuroo working through his emotions / mastermind!kenma / poly!conversations / happy!cuck'd kenma / fluid pecking order / 3k words

links. my masterlist. more haikyuu. my ao3. part one here. part two.

"Good," A little drive-by peck to your temple and Kenma was off the bed, grabbing some water.

"I need a break."

Kuroo filled the space he left verbally and physically-- a starved scan of your body, trembling already, on top of him. His head swiveled from you to Kenma's cute butt. He couldn't keep his hand off of his own cock to save his life, so it didn't surprise you that he stroked himself and checked your boyfriend out at the same time. If you had one, you'd do the same.

"You lazy fuckin' bastard..."

They shared a laugh.

He let the chuckle die for a second, more of a yearning as he looked at you again, "You sure it's alright with you, man?"

You realized you couldn't stop your hands from shaking. You really wanted him.

You both looked at Kenma, who put his hands up, more annoyed that the question kept cropping up, "Promise. I'm fine, I just got- kinda close."

You were brimming with pride at that truthful statement, hips automatically rolled against Kuroo's cock. He could play the role well, but it wasn't natural. Neither was his pace or his intensity, so it made sense that he was forced to sacrifice his already shitty stamina.

Kenma liked slow, smother-y, whiny, missionary stuff that went on for a couple rounds and ended in you both passed out in your own slippery mess. This was all a little pornographic, performative, for a neutral observer.

"F-uck," He groaned, face tense at how well you took him.

He couldn't believe neither of you made him wear a condom. He never fucked raw, and never imagined he would have the chance to get with you. This was too perfect.

Kuroo was on the thicker side, and leaned hard to the left. Two features you weren't accustomed to, but instantly learned to love. He stretched your cunt out so easy- leaving you at a shallow gasp, as he wasted no time to show you how much he had been craving you over the past year.

That pretty, occupied, shock was exactly what he wanted to see.

He grinned, a possessive grip around your throat, "That's what you wanted, huh?"

His lip curled, twitched. He bottomed out and rolled his hips the way Kenma had, earlier.

"You wanted me?"

You squeaked at his premature intensity- nails digging into his shoulders. He squeezed you to prompt an answer.

A whimpery, "Yeah."

Kuroo was different when he let himself talk to you like this, like it was just you two. It felt like he was finally being honest.

It was apparent that he wanted you close, intimately so, and not posed up for Kenma. He was still sipping his water, watching, as if he was hanging out on the bench during a game.

Kuroo fucked you slower, nicer, after he hearing your pitiful sob of an answer.

His thumb rubbed slow, a nearly imperceivable circle in your hip, as he searched your eyes.

"Why didn't ya tell me?" Was so quiet. It made your heart squeeze.

He felt too good, pumping in and out of you so easy, filling you over and over again like it was nothing.

His voice was ever softer, as you were rewiring your brain to make room for a singular thought.

"You hear me, pretty girl?"

You softened at his endless list of nicknames for you- all so methodical and sweet, like he had always thought of you as his baby, his doll, his pretty girl.

"Mhm," Got muffled against his fervent kisses.

It would have to go unanswered. You realized at some point you didn't have a satisfying response for him; even if you did before, you couldn't do his questions any justice, now.

He was like Kenma when he got close. He grew huffy, and leagues worse at kissing. His little taunts were incomprehensible, but the nature of his mumbly, dirty words was enough to get you close and considering the possibility of a future arrangement here.

The idea had you pushing out of his weakened grip, looking towards Kenma. Adoration had filled his features even before he caught you looking at him, evidence that he had nothing to hide.

He came closer to kiss you.

Kuroo allowed you to you lean close to Kenma's ear, amused when you covered your whisper up with your palm, so he had no chance of hearing.

"Let me suck you off again," Was your request.

Kenma stepped back, face too hesitant for your liking. He shook his head, undecided, with a long and quiet hum.

"Please," Your hand fell from his shoulder as he stroked himself, just to see if he could last for it.

You had to beg a few more times, real sweet, real pretty, for him to decide that finishing first wasn't all so bad. It clearly wasn't an original part of his plan, but he couldn't tell you no; not with you all fucked out, waiting for more, on top of his best friend.

"Ohh my god," Kuroo groaned, forcing you still, as he pieced together why Kenma climbed back up, on his knees, at his side.

Your dirty little smile only broke to press a kiss to the tip of Kenma's cock.

"Oh my g-od..." He repeated himself, voice breaking this time.

It was easier from this position, than the one you had been in earlier- the whole reason any of this was playing out now.

The way your tongue stretched out, the hollow in your cheeks, how fucking easy you made it look, and most of all, your pretty little stare up at him was all too perfect. Kuroo didn't blush often, but this was a true surprise, and a moment worthy of the red on his face, now.

He wasn't going to last long, from the start, but this was overload. You had gotten comfortable with him long before he was ever in the picture- knowing exactly how Kenma liked it, what got him closest, the fastest. He didn't make the connection before now, but that's what Kenma had shown earlier, too.

Kenma was huffy, a bit higher in tone, "She got me off the game- ah-h, like-- this,"

One hand was still, twitchy, at his side- one kept your hair back, but didn't control you. His abs flexed, uneven.

"Fuckin' knew it," Kuroo gave a tired, very distracted chuckle.

His shoulders would stoop hard to the side with a big, struggled sigh when you'd take him deeper. You brought out a more submissive side of Kenma. It was a welcome sight.

Kuroo had to let you go to rub the ache from his temples. In the absence of his hands, you rolled your hips. You didn't want to just be a cock warmer-- you wanted him to fuck you. So far, Kenma had been rougher, and that didn't meet your expectations at all.

He seethed, and kept you still again with a shuddery sound, "Don't- don't move."

You came back up, popping Kenma out of your mouth, stroking him quickly as you gave Kuroo a mean stare.

"Relaaax, babygirl, I just need a second--,"

You frowned. So they both couldn't last? You took your frustration out on Kenma- twitching, gasping, at your lubed palm making an embarrassingly quick work of his endurance. He was really cute when he was about to cum.

"Babe- fuck- I'm-- I-h- Ah!," He stuttered, his panting growing quicker, the tension across his body now locked.

He let you to decide what you wanted. You could feel him tense as you kept your tongue laid flat, swirled in little circles on the underside of the tip, as you pumped the rest of his length.

"Mm-h, fuc-k--"

"Aah, ah-hh-!"

Kuroo had to scratch little divots into his palm to keep himself sobered enough. He watched along in awe as you swallowed, hardly any labor on your brow. You looked at him the whole time, this impossible innocence in your steady gaze.

Kenma was a work of art, his mouth parted, lips wet with drool, his brow tense at how you kept sucking at his sensitive tip. He adored you. There was no hope for Kuroo to replace that, going either way.

"Oka-y, okay," Kenma pulled you off with a shuddery sigh.

He muttered, "I love you s'much," against your scalp as you licked your fingers clean. After stealing a kiss, he sat back on his heels, a hand rested on Kuroo's shoulder.

There was a sorry lack of quips from him. He wasn't being a smartass anymore, or even funny. He was acting a little dull, like Kenma after a couple rounds. You tilted your head down at him, analyzing what the hell happened.

He returned it, his intense, deep eyes cutting right through you.

You softened your expression. Maybe he was still in there.

"He won't move," You pouted to Kenma, as if he could possibly do something about it.

He covered his snicker with his hand- Kuroo rolled his eyes but got cut short when you tried to move your hips up and back down. His nails dug so hard into you that you gave a small whimper- trying to pry his hands away, unsuccessfully.

"If she doesn't stop doing that, I'm gonna fuckin' cum," In a similar fashion to you, he looked at Kenma, like he could fix it, "I'm so serious, bro- it's not even funny."

Kenma gave a loaded sigh. He did look like he was thinking for a solution.

Kuroo had your face in his big hand, warning you, to be still. You liked the sound of him cumming inside you, and how he was barely holding himself together, so you only met his harshness with a small, maniacal smile.

After rifling through the sheets, Kenma found your favorite vibrator and wiggled it with pride in front of Kuroo. He didn't disappoint; he truly had a solution for everything.

"Dunno how I forgot about this," He muttered, clicking through the settings to the only one you actually used.

As he took the time to do this, you clocked that he was still half-hard, even after two orgasms, and felt some butterflies in your tummy. He glanced your bodies over with a little smirk.

He kissed right behind your ear, "Let's try leveling the playing field, yeah?"

It was easy to act all big and bad when they were both closer than you. Once they had you on your back, completely honed in on just your body, your short-lived confidence was shaken.

In a similar, reverse fashion, Kuroo was back to his original state: an irritating tease.

He was eager to listen to and watch Kenma as he cuddled up to your side.

"We usually don't go for this long-," He admitted, making him smirk.

He took one leg hostage to spread you before pressing your vibrator up to your clit.

"A-hh-ah-!" You twitched, under all the sudden pleasure.

"But you're getting spoiled today, huh?" Your partner chuckled, a little kiss to your temple.

This may have been one of the few times Kuroo didn't keep his cock in his hand. The whole point was to get him further away from a climax, after all.

He used that effort to take your opposite side, in an almost identical orientation as Kenma. Your other leg was relieved of its fatigue once Kuroo wouldn't let it go.

If he focused too hard at the delicious tension in your face, or the way Kenma had to keep you forcefully still, he had to look away for twice as long with a big, calming sigh.

"She is such a pretty thing," He muttered, during one of these moments.

"Sooo pretty," Kenma agreed. He watched Kuroo's affliction, how it seemed more than just physical.

Another little peck to your sweaty temple, as you squirmed and flexed, panting, under their weight and pulling, "You should tell Kuro how much you want him."

They couldn't let you rest. It was psychological torture paired with the most a dizzying turn of events you hadn't prepared for.

It was, all things considered, a simple task.

A fluttery sigh- then a short, pitiful whine at how Kenma was making it hard again-

"I think- ah! I-i... I've 'ad a-... crush- on you-- Mh!"

Your pushing against his forearm became compromised as Kuroo laced his fingers through yours, pulling your hand to his lips. He listened closely.

That little tension around his eyes seemed to melt, his smirk becoming more of a smile. It was partially amusement at how difficult it was for you to speak, but it was also something he needed to hear.

"You're- h-ah-- soo hot," You seethed, unfocused eyes finally landing on his face, how he pressed that kiss real slow into the back of your hand, eyes unfaltering, "'And-- mmm, s-ooo sweet."

His true nature, with his guard down, didn't even show much like this. When he let loose, you could see that he was not much of a scheming, cunning, captain naturally. He was a big cutiepie that filled the gaps of his loneliness with too many distractions. That left him feeling guilty. Which, in turn, gave him more reason to compensate with the same sinful crutches.

It was easy to feel empathic for him as he gave you those big puppy dog eyes, but it was the very affinity for these crutches that got him all fired up at your words.

"Yeahh-," He gave another, rougher kiss to your hand, and sighed, "You're gettin' dicked down for that one."

Kenma chuckled at his silly, sudden change in attitude. You smiled, relieved, to see that you didn't have to move, that Kuroo would actually go for missionary, because this edge was heaven.

When he was settled between your legs, filling you up again to the base of his cock- he leaned forward and swerved to hold Kenma's face in one of his hands.

"I see what you're doin'."

Surprise was all over his delicate features.

"You're not subtle," He spat, using a rough kiss as the end of it.

They shared a long, messy kiss that spurred Kuroo to start fucking you- your gasps, whines, only encouraged him, only inspired their curiosity.

Maybe Kuroo did understand that Kenma had a higher plan; one that involved persuading you to come clean about your secret feelings, and use that as a weapon to inspire action in Kuroo. What remained ambiguous was why.

As distracted as Kenma was, he still didn't let off of your poor, overstimulated clit. They were both so rough in their respective tasks, and every time you tried to move one of them, your hands would be intercepted.

You had to just lay there and take it.

The 'why' kind of- fell away, when he parted from Kenma's soft lips, looking down at your clingy, blacked-out expression. Needy. He didn't get that look often- it made his cock swell, and turned his thrusts harder, as he felt you tighten.

"Fuck-! Ughh-" He had to swallow the build-up of spit in his mouth, push his sweat-soaked hair back, "You gonna cum around my cock?"

You responded so well to the pain on his face, the wanton desire behind the way he dug into your hips and watched Kenma lean over you for more kisses.

"Right in front of your- Mmh, pretty- little- boyfriend?"

In your pseudo-daze, riding that high, long-awaited build-up, you could feel Kenma sigh against your mouth at the attention.

"Fuck- fuck, fuck--!" You gasped- your pussy spasmed around his perfect cock.

Kuroo bit the inside of his already chewed up cheek to keep from cumming inside of you.

He felt your nails dig hard into his hand on your hip, your other one adding another trophy to Kenma's scarred shoulders. It was confirmation that Kenma had been lying to the team in the locker room on dozens of occasions, talking nonsense about a cat somehow scratching him up.

"Mmh-h-Ah-!"

It was nearly impossible to listen to you, as he fucked you hard through it all. Kenma recognized that expression well, a little proud smirk at his friend's restraint, and at how good your pussy was to keep him so obedient.

You were coming down, stupid and breathless, when he rushed to pull out of you.

"F-uck, a-ah-Haah, shitshitshit," He whined.

He was shaking, panting, and unsure if he had pulled out in time.

The nasty, addictive feeling of hot, sticky cum painted all between your folds, in the sheets, over your vibrator, tummy, inner thighs, and Kenma's hand.

His face was twitchy, but slowly spread to a panic that wasn't shared between you and Kenma.

Kenma considered torturing him longer, but decided against it.

"Birth control," He clarified, then repeated at Kuroo's empty-headed expression, "She's on birth control."

Kuroo gave a big, loud groan, slouching back to sit on his ankles: "Thank God- Ohhh-! Thank God, Holy shit...fuck."

This relationship had too many cum-hungry habits to not take every precaution. Aside from condoms.

His exhausted relief left him cracking his neck, rubbing his warm face at the sight of how covered you had gotten. He nearly missed Kenma licking the back of his own wrist.

You still looked as cute as ever, all sleepy and drenched. He couldn't help but shimmy lower, just to press a mean kiss to your slicked-up and tired clit.

"Ah-!" You squealed, thighs squeezed around his head.

Thankfully, he didn't intend to stay. He wiped the excess cum off of his cheek, finding it a little too salty for his taste, and chuckled at your quivering form.

Kenma was already taking on the responsibility of cleaning up. It left Kuroo to mess with you a bit longer and nestle up to your side again.

Kenma was on a mission for a warm rag for your slick, starting-to-be-sticky body and pulled on some clothes. He finished his water and excused himself to go grab more, for the two of you.

He watched him leave. It was quiet, except for your still-shaky breathing.

"You okay, babydoll?" Kuroo used his big hand to guide your face towards him, sharing in a few long, soft kisses.

You still kissed him with the same passion as earlier, even though Kenma wasn't around.

A weak, "Mhm."

"Was I too rough with you?"

You smiled, the question somehow able to make you blush, "N-o, you were- you were great."

Kuroo grinned, but it was a little empty. He wasn't optimistic about the reality of the aftermath. One fling, a spur-of-the-moment threesome, was fun, exciting, new. What about after that? After the newness wore off?

The last kiss you shared was a bit harder, rushed, for a reason you couldn't pick apart. He kept talking to you as he moved off of the bed and started getting dressed again.

"Y'know- I thought you and Kemma fucked like old people."

You chuckled, "Oh, really?"

"Yeah- but... you taught me a couple things."

Kuroo knew he would never be satisfied if he was seen as the outsider- but there was no room for him in your dynamic, from what he had seen so far.

He had no idea where he phone was, so he began searching for it, and it took so long that Kenma was already coming back in.

"Where are you going?" Kenma clocked him instantly.

You opened your eyes, confused- and now Kuroo had both of you looking at him like a fox in your henhouse.

"Well- I," He chuckled, again, empty, and you sensed it now, "I just- thought this was-..."

Kuroo swallowed, way more emotionally invested than he wanted to be. Usually, he could brush off that 'Why are you leaving?' look, as a sort of trophy sometimes, in recognition that he fucked somebody well. Here, he felt like a genuine asshole.

Kenma had a rag balled up in his hand, dripping onto the floor like a weapon. He set two bottles down on the bedside table without looking away from him.

"I don't know how you managed to twist it all up in your head, Kuro-," He walked closer, shoulders squared, until he was a little too close. Kuroo mimicked him, naturally.

You covered your mouth, a little too trembly, naked, and uninformed to contribute.

He was incredibly frustrated, as he continued, "-But I know you're not heartless. If you walk out--,"

"What?" Kuroo laughed, egging him on.

"I'm gonna beat your ass."

Kuroo laughed harder, brow furrowed, eyes searching down at him.

Disbelief laced his voice, "Oh, yeah?"

Kenma pushed him. It wasn't hard, but it made him take a step back. Kuroo blinked, and all the amusement had vanished, leaving only irritation in its wake.

It was unironically quite a scary display- you had already taken the initiative to sit up and cover yourself with a blanket. You were swimming in your own guilt. If you had said no, or just never liked him in the first place, it wouldn't have gotten to this point.

Kenma looked incredibly small with Kuroo's heavy hands on his shoulders.

"Good thing-," His hand slid down to Kenma's, interlacing their fingers, with a quick kiss to the top of the head, "I'm not leaving."

You shared big sigh of relief with Kenma.

"Fuck you," He muttered, giving into a grumpy kiss.

Kuroo's brow raised, already cheerful, and satisfied that he was wanted, especially enough to warrant that kind of reaction from Kenma. It was successful at settling any present doubts that this was just surface-level lust at play.

"Mm- maybe next time, yeah?"

He caught sight of you, all worried and bundled up in your blanket, "Aaww, sweetie-!"

"You poor thing-," He quickly returned to hug you, a thousand apologetic kisses to your head, "I would never hurt Kemma."

The only problem left to address was your stickiness, now also all over that one throw blanket. They both shared in the arduous task of cleaning up. The two were back to goofing around, showering you in compliments, apologies, and kisses for getting so stupid and worked up while you were caught in the middle.

Kenma had put his foot in the figurative door for something pretty special between the three of you. It would be a process, navigating this new thing together. If it meant more of this, though, it was worth a shot.

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Can u do the Curtis gang +curly with a f!scene reader plz!!!! :3333

Ofc Darlin!!! I’d freakin loveeeeeeeee to!! We love our scene queen x gang requests!!

The Gang + Curly Shepard x F! Scene Reader

Ponyboy Curtis

-he thinks you’re soooo cool

-super intimidated though

-he’s memorized your entire schedule before he actually talks to you lmao

-he’s down sooo bad

-he started listening to scene music too just for you

-after doing hours of research to find out your style

-and one time you were in the library and he played the music just a little too loud in hopes of you noticing

-“Is that <insert band name>?! I LOVE them!! I didn’t think anyone else here listened to that stuff…”

-he acts chill about it like he didn’t just start a week ago when he saw you

-once he finally gets the guts to ask you out you say yes

-he goes on music + reading dates with you

-he’d try to match bracelets, bandanas, belts, rings, anything subtle

-probably the most expected couple

Johnny Cade

-LOVES your style

-he sees you one day walk by when he’s sitting in the lot and his eyes pop out of his skull

-he loves everything. He loves your hair, your skirt, your bright fishnets, all your jewelry, your makeup

-it’s so big… and obnoxious in the best possible way

-he loves too

-he doesn’t stop thinking about you after that

-it isn’t until dally and ponyboy get tired of him mentioning you that their like go talk to her man

-so he finally does, and he thinks you’re sooo cool

-scene doesn’t really work well on him, but he tries to match you in subtle ways like pony too

-matching bracelets fsfs

-Fr if you make him a few bracelets he will never stop wearing them

-when you finally start dating he really likes a lot of the music

-and if anyone has to say anything about you

-they can welcome Johnnys fist to their face

Sodapop Curtis

-he was shocked when he saw you walk in to say the least

-he’s never seen anyone like you before

-super intrigued

-he gets surprised when after a few days he realizes he has a huge crush on you

-he usually dates girls like cherry, but with you…. He’s definitely willing to make an exception

-you have the rare ability to make him nervous

-and falter in his usual effortlessly charming manner

-and one day he gets enough of a pep talk from Steve to ask you out

-and he does, giving the biggest, stupidest grin

-when you guys date it’s so cute

-he tried to let you do makeup on him one time

-it didn’t end well

-he can’t sit still 💀😭

Darry Curtis

-the least expected couple

-he’s a very traditional dude

-so seeing you is kinda like 🤯🤯🤯

-when he sees you walking down the street

-his jaw drops so low you have to dig a hole in the ground 💀💀

-he’s just stunned by you’re mere existence

-he asks Sodapop and Ponyboy about you at dinner

-and there both like OoOoOoOOoh someone has a crushhhhhh

-he’s in denial fr

-but he finally goes up to talk to you one day when you’re both shopping

-and asks a bit awkwardly “So… uhm… what’s with your outfit?”

-then realizes how rude he sounds “WAIT not like it’s not amazing- I mean you’re amazing- beautiful too- wait-“

-you giggle at him and smile “Oh, I just really like dressing in the same culture as my music taste”

-that gets the ball rolling and you two actually get along pretty nicely

-you both turn heads for real though

-and Sodapop and Ponyboy see you as a really cool aunt/older sister

-matches belts and jewelry with you

Dallas Winston

-now, he has never seen a broad like you before

-was secretly a bit intimidated

-but he’s not gonna show that………..

-he probably went up to you on a dare though

-made some rude jokes

-and you furrowed your brows

-“You know, it’s really not cool to make those jokes. You don’t like it when people assume things about you for being a grease hm?”

-he’s super surprised at your reaction

-and for once in this ever loving man’s life he reflects on his actions

-he sighs “You’re right, doll. What’s your name anyway, princess?” He says with a smirk

-matches belts and jewelry with you

Two Bit Mathews

-he saw you

-and instantly made jokes

-it’s two bit you guys what you expect

-“Do you come out of bed like that or…”

-“Damn, what unicorn threw up on your clothing?”

-“You’re gonna cut off your circulation with that much jewelry doll.”

-of course it’s all good fun, and you roast him back with equal wit

-which is kinda when he realizes he’s in love

-he asks you out

-you say yes

-he absolutely wear matching belts, jewelry and even shirts with you

-you made a Micky Mouse scene outfit and showed it to him

-and he LOVED IT

Steve Randle

-oh girl

-you rocked his whole world whenever you walked towards him

-he looks you up and down for a full minute

-like omfg she’s sick

-he tries to hold back his excitement when he talks to you

-he thinks you’re style is so cool

-asked multiple times to touch your wig

-he grins so hard when you let him

-he asks you out the soonest

-you guys are very cute together

-you give him something interesting to look at while he works on cars fs

-he loves your wigs so much

-kisses your hair all the time

Curly Shepard

-thinks you’re styles kickass, and you’re a total bad bitch

-I mean he’s a bit punk/grunge himself

-probably the most familiar with alt styles in general out of everyone

-he hits on you almost immediately

-checking you out with a smirk and a whistle

-loving the way your fishnets and skirt makes your legs and thighs look

-you guys are a scary ass couple to encounter

-the punk/grunge and the scene

-he matches belts with you and you both take a little bit from each other

-you mix a bit of his punk/grunge in your scene fits

-and he mixes some scene into his punk/grunge fits

-and he sometimes does matching eyeliner with you

-and it looks super kick ass on him

[prismaticpichu]

Hmm what if Sephiroth happened to emerge from the basement into the middle of Nibelheim’s halloween celebrations? Would Zack running towards him with a bowl of pumpkin soup fix him?

YESSS, I love it!!!! <3333

*Zelda cooking music*

Future Pichu: Heya!! So, admittedly, I kinda took a different approach with this ask, and strayed away from the Halloween event to home in more on the… pumpkin soup aspect x,D Hopefully it’s still delicious all the same!! Tysm for such a lovely prompt!! 💚

You can also read the fic here!!

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Sephiroth hadn't eaten in days.

That much became clear, anyway, when Zack once again returned to the basement that held its willing captive, descending into the sickly underbelly of that sickly manor for the fifth time since investigating the Nibelheim Reactor—aka, the catalyst of this whole Gaia-forsaken mess.

He hated how unsurprised he was, how he now officially recognized the scent of rotting bread and meat the moment he stepped foot into the underground corridor, how he knew the moment the putrid stench scythed his nose that Sephiroth had once again skipped another meal—all of which was confirmed when he finally reached the library door, glanced down, and saw a swarm of flies vulturing on the neglected sandwich, rapturously buzzing around their treasure, celebrating.

Zack's shoulders slumped.

He knew SOLDIERs—especially Sephiroth—could endure long swaths of time without food, could even last days on end without any water... But that didn't matter to Zack, not really. He didn't care if Mako was technically nourishing his commander; that wasn't the point anymore. What was really alarming was the fact that Sephiroth wouldn't even so much as take a break to eat, not even for one second. Those books he was devouring had a viselike, insidious grip on his mind, carried a poison that was seeping into his bloodstream with every page he turned:

Am I... a human being...?

Zack didn't know the answer to that question, but he sure as hell knew the answer wasn't in those books, either—even if the words You are not human were written in ink right in front of him, clear as day, dangerous as night.

Zack kicked the plate aside, clearing the path to the door.

The food in his hands sloshed a little.

...The first time he left Sephiroth food, he didn't even so much as knock, simply (and wrongly) convinced that he would take a break, see it. Maybe even smell it.

He didn't.

…The second time around, he had done the same thing, succumbed to the same blinding naiveté.

The third time, he had knocked—

"Leave..."

And the fourth time, he had left the food at the door again, which was the very sandwich that was molding at his feet right now.

But that wasn't going to happen again; he wasn't going to fail again—both because, simply, he had run out of bread and cheese to make sandwiches (what a waste...), and because this had gone on long enough. Mako may be keeping Sephiroth's system afloat, but no amount of artificial lifeblood was going to replace getting some natural sunlight; no amount of Mako was going to keep his emotions above the surface, keep them stable.

It was time to be assertive...

Emboldened, Zack reached for the knob, steadying the sizable bowl with his other hand.

I don't know what to do, Spike... He won't eat anything...

... Well, um, what are you offering him?

Cheese sandwiches.

Hmm... maybe that's just not tempting enough? Oh! My Ma has a really good recipe for pumpkin soup—a Nibelheim staple... Everyone loves it. I'm sure she'll be happy to share it.

A rattle, a click, and the library door groaned open.

Zack stepped inside.

A massacre of books was what was awaiting him on the other end, strewn about the floor, pried off the toothless shelves...

Swallowing, he took a deep breath and forced himself to focus...

Dear Gaia, Sephiroth... how many bookworms did you dig up in here...?

There was hardly an inch of space on the floor where a tome wasn't occupying, and the bony sound of paper and spine crunched beneath his boots as Zack made his way across the narrow entryway, squinting through the candelit gloom to make out the familiar, shadowy shape of a desk—a chair, an open book, a man hunched over it like a possessed dragon...

Gaia, he looked so tense, so volatile, so...

Zack swallowed again, soldiering on through the disarray, making his way across the sea and toward the desk.

No... The worst he could do is tell him to leave again... right? This was Sephiroth... his friend. He wouldn't hurt him. This was not a monster.

"...Hey, Sephiroth..." Zack stopped in front of the man, tried to keep as much rattle out of his voice as possible, "you wanna eat something?"

Sephiroth didn't respond, didn't so much as twitch.

Zack set the pumpkin soup on the edge of the desk, the orange mix glinting like firelight against the candles.

"Look, man, I know you're hurting real bad right now, but... It's been five days... This isn't healthy. I mean—look around you..." He tried to crack a wan smile, gesturing toward the scattered books to no avail, with no reaction—just a faint, almost imperceptible quiver of his hair as he breathed...

Zack swallowed.

Could he even hear him...? Was he just ignoring him? Did he even know that he was standing here, beside him...? Was he that detached from reality...? How was he going to get him away to eat...?

Zack's eyes flickered, saddened.

"Hey..." He crouched down beside the older man, his voice softening with genuine concern, pleading, "...Can you hear me...?"

Nothing.

It was like he was dead.

...Or that he was dead to him.

Zack's hand dithered, hovered in the air, wondering if a tiny shake would do any good...

"Sephiroth..." he tried again with his voice, louder. "Do you know who I am...?"

Silence

"Please... answer if you know who I am..."

.Another strand quivered, shivered.

"...Sephiroth..."

Sephiroth blinked, vaguely.

"...Please..."

And an empty, beating silence was all that answered him, all that was left in the air...

Zack dropped his hand, closed his eyes, and sighed.

...Not even Angeal, just... forgot about him...

Pierced, the First stood back up, anguished eyes studying the heart-wrenching sight, watching the soulless man sit there in complete catatonia, watching as not a single part of him moved besides his eyes—ailingly scanning the text, consuming more lies, devouring more poison, addicted.

His own eyes eventually roamed to the soup on the desk, still glittering with beads of candlelight, still edible and fresh...

Zack clenched his fists...

...Well, okay. Fine. Sephiroth may have forgotten about him, but he sure as hell didn't forget about him. He was supposed to be assertive, wasn't he?... He was supposed to be his... his friend... And if there was one thing that Zack had learned through this hellfest, it was that friends didn't abandon each other; friends didn't desert; friends didn't leave each other to rot, even if one of them didn't even register he was fading away, bit by bit...

He pushed the soup a little more towards him.

"...Sephiroth, please," Zack ventured, "just eat... it's good! Me and Clou—er.. Cadet Strife—had some. It's a Nibelheim favorite!"

The First waited a beat after that, forcing himself to swallow a cold, jagged breath before continuing:

"Remember... remember what Angeal said to you? That you were haggard, lost weight...? Well, here you go, Sephiroth. You can fix your habits; you can start better ones. Just—" he nudged the soup closer, pushed it to the spine of his book—"...Just eat..."

There was another beat, another pounding silence.

"...You want me to pour it over the book, Sephiroth? 'Cause I will; I'll do it!" Zack leaned over the table, threatening to tip the bowl over. "Don't test me, man... Really! I'll do it, and then you'll have pumpkin soup all over your—..."

Something in the air stiffened, froze. The planet seemed to still. There was the sound of shifting metal, of paudrons tensing, of the next humid breath catching in Sephiroth's breath as he inhaled—his eyes widening, opening just a fraction, bristling. Responding. Reacting. Hearing...

And his voice, husky and raw and throaty, struggling to form—

"...Pumpkin soup...?"

Hearing this, Zack's heart jolted, a spark reborn in his chest. Why respond to that, the flavor of soup he delivered...? He didn't know, and he didn't even care. He didn't even think it mattered: Sephiroth was responding to something, listening to him...!

He almost forgot to respond himself.

"Y-yeah...!" Zack brightened, "It's pumpkin soup, made from scratch! Well, uh, pumpkin puree, anyway... So I guess it's not completely organic, though it's still..."

His voice trailed off, however, upon seeing the way Sephiroth's shoulders were... stiffening? Rising? Falling? No, wait—they were shaking... A-and that sound, that choked intake of oxygen, the rattling breath...

Was... was he...?

The soft, damp plunk against the open book was all he needed to know.

"I... I..." Sephiroth stammered, still struggling to get the words out... "I..."

Zack's heart contorted, sharpened. “Sephiorth..."

"I... I..." The man kept trying, weakly shaking his head, curling and uncurling his hands... "I... I… I had..." —A thick, unsteady swallow—"...A dream once... about it..."

Zack blinked, trying to gather as much as he could, trying to understand. "A dream... about pumpkin soup?"

Sephiroth's hands twitched, curled. "Y-y... y-yes..."

Another teardrop splashed, blotting some inky sentence that Zack could not make out:

"...M-my... my... Mother... g-g-ave... it to me..."

Zack's soul was twisting into knots, digesting what he could from his friend's throaty speech, his own eyes widening slightly. "...Mother?" he breathed, mainly for himself. "...Jenova?"

The question clogged Sephiroth's next breath, made it hitch.

Jenova was an excavated...

No such luck...

Poor, poor Sephiroth...

My mother's... cells...?

You never met your mother, have you...?

Another teardrop splashed.

"...Y-yes..."

The sheer pain in his voice, the anguish... Zack's eyes throbbed with ache, sympathy, and understanding; he had to handle the rest delicately; he had to play it smart, or Ifrit knew what kind of eruption he may unleash.

"Hey... can I ask you a question?"

Sephiroth's silence spoke volumes.

"...In your dream," Zack started, balancing glass and fire on his tongue, "was your mother... a monster?"

Sephiroth didn't respond for many beats, didn't make a sound... but Zack knew he heard the question, processed it. He could see the way his brow twitched, thinking and remembering how the agony of the memory weighed down on him like lead, poisoning him, afflicting him...

And at last, an exhale.

"...No," he said, brittle, and the man lifted his gaze, as if he was realizing the weight of his words, understanding them. "She was... human."

It was the answer Zack had been hoping to hear.

"Then, well..." He cracked a small, sad, honest smile, gazing into those hazy irises as if to speak into his soul, "Isn't that all that matters, pal? How you perceive her? Not what nonsense Genesis says, but... but how you see her, Sephiroth... and how you see yourself." He leaned forward, gingerly closing the book, nudging the cover down without protest. "And, well... if you always saw her as human, and you believed yourself to be human after all this time, then, well... nothing should change the way you view yourself: not these books, not Genesis... nothing. Nothing at all."

Plunk, plunk, plunk.

Finally, Zack reached out, crouching down, placing a caring, supportive hand on his friend's trembling shoulder, wishing he could give the unyielding metal a squeeze:

"It's okay, buddy... it's okay."

"I... I... I'm so..."

"It's alright now... it's alright."

"I... I..."

"I know, pal... it's a lot. It's a lot..."

He didn't know what it was like, discovering that so much of your life was a lie, following that unraveling thread down to its roots, desperate to know the truth: He didn't know what it was like to feel wrong in his own skin, feeling disgusting and misplaced by existing, by being born. He didn't even know what it was like to grow up without a mother.

Yet, he did know one thing...

"Hey..." He brought his voice down to a kind, velvety whisper, his mako eyes shimmering against the thick darkness, "I know it's not the same as a parent, but... I'm here, Sephiroth. I'm here for you. I care about you. And I'm not going anywhere..."

Plunk, plunk, plunk, plunk, plunk...

The droplets fell rhythmically against the paper, against the desk, the carpet...

...And they fell rhythmically against his own uniform as, slowly, Sephiroth pillowed his head against his shoulder, closing his eyes—seeking shelter, warmth, comfort.

Zack's arms were around him before the shock could even spark.

"...I..."

"Hey... it's okay..."

"I... I'm sorry..."

"It's okay... You're hurting..."

"I-I thought... if I learned..."

"I know, buddy..."

"...I would feel full..."

"I know... I know..."

"Now... now I'm empty... and I don't know what to do..."

Zack's eyes softened at this, glistened. "Well... I have one idea—just... just to start..." He nodded toward the soup bowl, smiled somberly, "...I think you should eat something... Just to, y'know, recharge. We can go from there."

There was another beat, and Sephiroth nodded against his shoulder, slowly peeling himself off the dampened clothing. He dabbed at his eyes, still shimmering.

"...Thank you, Zack."

Zack's heart bloomed.

"Of course..." His smile broadened, softened. "Now eat up! Hopefully it's not too cold by now."

Sephiroth huffed, which had to be a damp, throaty laugh, and he reached for the nearby bowl, pulling it close... Then stared at it for several beats, blinking, canting his head.

"What's wrong?" Zack frowned.

"Am I supposed to... eat this with my hands?"

"Huh?"

Sephiroth cleared his throat, almost scoffed. "There's no spoon," he said matter-of-factly.

Zack's cheeks flared faster than a firecracker.

"...Oh, shoot..."

"Did you forget the spoon?"

Zack rubbed his neck, suddenly sheepish. "...I may have been a bit focused on the soup part..." He rippled off into an embarrassed chuckle: "...Guess we gotta go back to the inn..." —then, adding in realization—"Guess you've been down here long enough, anyway. Let's get out of here..."

—————————

Of course, being the chef, Zack was naturally curious about how the soup tasted, once they were settled back in the inn...

But he couldn't have ever predicted the response he got, couldn't have ever prepared himself for the warm smile his friend shared with him as, putting down the spoon into the empty bowl, he said:

"It tastes like home."

[justcallmesakira]

BABE ARE REQUESTS OPEN?? IF THEY AREN'T IGNORE THIS, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY WRITE A DAZAI X GN READER WHO IS EXTREMLYYYYYY TICKLISH?? MOSTLY ON THE SIDE?🫶

and they're to shy to admit it so he just BOOW wrecks them with teases making them hide in his chest from them...💗

i-i- need some of this kinda of dazai fluff rn, AND TOUR WRITING IS AMAZING I JUST HAD TO ASK YOU!!! 🫶💌

"Feathery laughs"

Sypnosis: Dazai with a s/o who is extremely ticklish!!

Pairings: Dazai x reader,

Genre: Lowkey crack, fluff

Warnings: none I think Unless you count strapping bombs to your sides. ..

A/N: THIS IS MY FIRST REQUEST OMFGGG OFC BBG MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN (only for you😜/hj)

Oh god--

How are you even lovers with this man I hate him so much (I almost had 2 breakdowns because of him)

He's ofc gunna try to bombard you BRO😨

So you borrowed kaiji's lemon bombs to strap them against your sides so you won't have to go through hell! ⊹₊ꕤ˚₊⊹

like you two will be having a nice evening with pink clouds outside and laying next to each other and all of a sudden he's tickling you ferociously like a tiger

I bet he will be grinning that hot while you uncontrollably laugh and wheeze

But Oh oh oh OHHH if you try to tickle HIM he's gonna give you the most weird ahh side eye

Effing hypocrite

Even if you wear baggy clothes you can't escape bro😢😭

At this rate even his chest isn't safe bro JUST RUN-

Unless you want to be breatheless😁 (like oda lol)

He know how flustered U get when he tries getting you to admit your ticklish

But sometimes he just wants to place your head on his chest with the sunlight reflecting on your flustered face hiding in his chest with his arms around your waist

<3333

Scenario~ ⊹₊｡ꕤ˚₊⊹ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

You were in a slouching position, resting on a lathered armchair. It's better to take a quick nap while your lover is on his giddy way to his shared apartment with his love.

Clack!

The door of the empty and quiet apartment opens.

"Bellllaaaaaa! I am home!" Dazai calls out slightly in a loud tone as he hungs his sand brown coat on the hanger and skips to your shared bedroom where he is greeted with his one and only's sleeping position.

Dazai quietly walks over to your body. His tall height stands over your figure as all of a sudden he starts massaging his fingers in a fast movement making you jolt up laughing.

"RAHHHHH- DAZ--HAHAAphdhegtd-" you tried choking out as dazai ferociously kept tickling you here and there while you ran around the apartment.

Just a couple, and their lighthearted times where they forget everything but their love for each other!!

Finally after hours of childish antics you fianly begged him to stop which he onyl stood up with a face of triumph.

Later that night your dried tears of pure laughter glistened on your face which was buried in his warm chest protecting you from any sort of dangers. He only smiled at you as he rubbed your back with a relaxed smile like that of a parent when they see their child's happy face after reading them a story

"You're so annoying..." you pouted out with a flustered face, clearly shy to admit you have a sensitive body as you digged your face deeper into his chest.

"Am I? My bad belladonna! You just so cute all adorable and flustered like that"

The bandaged man replied with a more genuine tone not a teasing one.

Anything to hear your feathery laughs once again...

A/N: my body is also very sensitive and I am extremely ticklish also THIS WAS SO CUTEEE??? Guys please send more aks😭🙏

[yoyvmii]

HIII!! I'm here to say that I absolutely LOVE your little sketch of Mammon as Till!! After a couple listens of Unknown (Till the End) and I thought "huh.. this is just Mammon" and you captured that vibe PERFECTLY and it's shhsksbsnakab so so pretty!?

if you don't mind, who among the om cast do you think fit the other characters? particularly Luka or Ivan [Luka more has the ominous vibes that Michael has in game but idk that's just me—]

Pardon if I yapped a bit too much, it's just I am digging into this concept. Might treasure it until the end <3

HIII OMG I'm so glad someone else sees the vision as well thank you :<

i was thinking a lot about it lately, especially after blink gone, and i personally found it a bit difficult to associate other characters from obm with the ones from alien stage due to the ships and everything

I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THE MICHAEL ONE esp because I imagined Michael to look like that physically?? but to be honest i haven't thought of it personality vise. what i had in mind while listening to blink gone was this:

Till - Mammon

Luka - Solomon (I'll get back to this in a bit)

Hyuna - Thirteen

Mizi -MC

Now, why I assigned Solomon to Luka,,, The whole concept of Solomon being an antagonist is kinda appealing to me and I think it could turn out pretty interesting, because we all know that he is quite powerful (this is more related to a few AUs I had in mind, but I still think it would be a cool concept)

When it comes to Thirteen, I don't really have a solid reason. I played obm till lesson 60, so I'm not familiar with her character (canonically). All I know about here are just other people's perceptions. So this is more about the vibe she gives me. (Also, I think Luka and Hyuna's dynamic would be interesting to see with Solomon and Thirteen in an AU maybe)

I'll stop yapping now because if I don't I'll end up writing a whole essay about it BDHSHAHA but if you want to talk about it more feel free to message me anytime, I'm lowkey passionate about this and I feel like it would be an interesting AU

@mystically-yours thank you for the ask <3333

[stars-n-spice]

THOUGHTS ON S3 EP 05:

as always, spoilers under the cut and my thoughts are in no way coherent or in the order of how things happen in the episode

it's just me going to be screaming about whatever comes to mind as i type this

holy shit y'all new comfort episode just dropped!

kid you not, after seeing the episode i deadass went, "Wow, I'm so glad that episode didn't absolutely devastate me!" while I was like,, sobbing

whole episode i was either crying, screaming, or punching a pillow

can't even cry anymore, don't got no tears left

ANYWAYS

I AM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLOWN FOR THINKING WE WERE GOING TO GET A PROPER REACTION/CONTINUATION FROM THE LAST EPISODE

OF FUCKING COURSE THEY WERE GOING TO SKIP OVER IT AND JUST,, FUCKING DIVE RIGHT IN. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

what is it with this show and having what would be emotional reactions to heavy things off screen???

fanfic writers you know what to do

anyways,,

Omega being back with Lula :( and her new outfit is so cute I love it so much :((

THEM BEING BACK ON PABU!!!! <3333 and still sleeping in their ship lol

AZI!!!!! HE'S OKAY!!! HE'S ALIVE AND HE'S THERE AND I LOVE HIM AND I MISSED HIM :((

Crosshair practicing :( and his aim just,,, getting worse :(((

CROSSHAIR AND BATCHER ARE SUCH A DUO!! I FUCKING LOVED EVERY MOMENT WITH THE TWO OF THEM,, THE LITTLE PETS AND SMILES CROSS GAVE BATCH UGGHH

will never ever ever ever get over cross and omega's dynamic,, I love them so much and I'm so glad he's back

I don't know how many times i went, "They're all back together!!" in this episode only to remember Tech isn't there and then sob violently

BUT ECHO FINALLY RETURNS - i'm kinda bitter about how he reacted to seeing Omega again because it seemed like,, like he was completely unfazed by the fact she was captured and sent to a hidden facility conducting god know what experiments BUT at the same time,, I could see it being that Echo always knew she was more than capable of escaping on her own so he wasn't too worried but STILL

"What no hug for me?" <- AAGUUHH,, and then the little smirk Crosshair gave after Echo's response,, they have no bad blood, love that

when Crosshair started talking about the facility I fucking KNEW he was talking about Barton IV and i was in so much pain,, agony even

Was NOT expecting them to return but I'm so glad they did because it played such a vital role in Crosshair's growth and returning to it and growing even more,, just,, aguughhh

WHEN HE FOUND MAYDAY'S HELMET,, FUCK FUCK FUCK minutes before that scene i was like "i swear to god if he finds something from Mayday-"

MAYDAY COME BACK YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT,, YOU DID SO MUCH :((

Hunter and Cross' dynamic in this was so fun to watch but also had me gnawing on my hands

could NOT get over the fact that they brought the dog with them on the mission, idk why but that's fucking hilarious to me

OMEGA CALLING CROSSHAIR "LITTLE BROTHER" AND CROSS CHUCKLING AT IT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!

WHEN WRECKER GAVE CROSSHAIR BACK HIS ARMOR I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS THE ONE WHO KEPT IT AGUUGHHH

god I love Wrecker so much

"Omega trusts him and that's enough for me" FUCK

he wasn't super prominent in this episode but everything he did made me love him more

WHEN HE WAS DIGGING IN THE SNOW?? fucking lost it

THE HUG AT THE END???? FUCKING FINALLY???? THE WAY HE IMMEDIATELY KNEW AND HE JUST,,, FUCK,, RAN UP TO THEM????

like you can tell the whole episode Wrecker was just waiting for the two of them to work things out

i missed all of them so much

it was so good to see them all work together

GOD FUCKING AUGUUHH

THE FIGHT CROSS AND HUNTER HAD??? CROSSHAIR READING HUNTER LIKE A FUCKING BOOK??

when he started to blame Hunter for his failures?? oh fuck as an oldest child that hurt SO much and I was so scared Crosshair was going to pull a "You're the reason why Tech is dead" card

But your honor they are brothers, I love them so much

"i said talk to him, not argue with him!" - "he started it" <- crosshair you cannot beat the youngest brother allegations

hey Crosshair probably didn't tell his brothers about his shaky hands,, ahahahahahaha,aha,,ahh,,,ha..

lmao love that being in a life or death situation and saving each other from it was what made Hunter and Cross start to trust each other

this episode was so great you don't understand

and i'm so happy nothing like,, terrible happened in it

yes I cried a fuckton throughout it but,, at least Omega is still with them and at least Echo is back (for now) and at least they're slowly starting to make up and be a team again

anyways,, nice episode,, can't wait for things to just get worse from here

[stevie-petey]

Since season four is kinda being talked about I had an idea that's been stuck in my head that might be a little cheesy. Bugs dad has been brought up here and there because that is something that affected her alot growing up. What if bugs dad had a special nickname for her that everyone kinda dropped after the divorce? Like that was something just between her and her dad that now doesn't mean anything. ( This will come up later) Hawkins after the " Earthquake" makes national news, obviously it's insane what's happened. Don't you think bugs dad would see it and want to go check on his kids? Or bug gets hurt and is in the hospital and Claudia calls him in a panic. We all are 99.99% sure bug is going to be a target for vecna, whether it be as a distraction or as a genuine attempt to kill her. Vecna doesn't learn her importance to the group until after the murders. Either way she's not leaving this unscathed, broken arm, concussion, whatever it may be she's going to be hurt ( and traumatized). I think her dad would show up. ( I've also thought about bugs dad being some kind of a professor and the party needed help from him so they send bug to try and learn from him) But anyway, my idea with the nickname. Bugs song has something to do with her dad, but what about before they know that. What if she gets attacked again but her " favorite song " isn't working. Everyone's panicking and doing everything they can to get her down. Dustin is calling every name he knows her by and calls her her old nickname from their father. She hears it and it opens up a good memory just like the snowball for max. It gives her a chance to free herself. That's what gives bug the idea that she needs her dad's old tape. Which also means digging through the attic to find it because she never wanted to see it again but now she needs it. ( It's in a box of other things like photos with her dad, basically anything that would remind her of him. She didn't want to see them anymore but couldn't bear to throw them away) Sorry if this was stupid or way off topic, the talk of season four brought up these ideas again.

i loooove the rambling and i absolutely cannot respond to any of it for spoiler purposes but what you wrote is very <3333 and i love you

[magpies4nights]

21, Falling Down the Stairs (Dev log #16)

Well, it’s been an uneventful 2 weeks since I’ve last updated y’all. I’ve completely finished the computer thing I showed y'all last time, teehee. I'm not gonna say what exactly it is but there's a good route and a bad route, I guess you could say lol. I also made some more sprites because it made me really mad. Therapy <3333

Scale Dummy core teehee

I still haven't figured out the optimizing thing though, because every tip I could find was for 3d stuff, and the 2d questions would always be "answered" with "why do you need culling for a 2D game? It has less data." THIS SCENE IS SO HEAVY MY COMPUTER CRASHES WHEN IT'S NOT IN THE EDITOR, AND IT'S FROM 2019!!! THAT'S NOTHING IN AGE!!!! Wait, is it something??? I don't even know anymore god how long ago was 2019?? Arg.

(AI disturbance overlay from: https://www.tumblr.com/arson-jellyfish69/750555399114080256/put-these-on-the-top-layer-above-everything-set)

But anyways, I'm pretty sure if I got a brand spanking new computer and I ran that puppy on the computer it would start coughing and dying. I've also been thinking of updating the demo again, because I kinda feel bad that it's been left untouched since like May, and some things have changed. Maybe mid June???? July???? I don't know. I'll definitely change the secret room, because I realized if people discovered it by now, they probably are walking into the walls and not realizing it because they are invisible, I remember once I was showing one of my friends that room and she did that and I had to help her. I am top 10 game designers, I know /j

...Anyways, I can't think up on references right now, my brain is mush LMAO. however, since it's pride month...

Yeah, we got the pride flags out. Huah. (not a ship. They're related and Priyah is a minor)

I would have put my headcannons for the cannon GASA4AM:SC characters but They're pretty much popular headcannons sooooo, yeah. lmao. I also kinda don't feel like drawing anymore right now.

Well, I don’t know if I can talk about my life anymore. It’s for personal reasons, honestly. All I can really say is that the weather has been crazy, there was a time when the region I lived in had no power for several hours because of a storm, and that I started summer classes. They are pretty hectic, I'm not gonna lie. I ended up with health problems, AGAIN, so now I'm eating the world's most blandest foods until I'm in better shape. Which honestly I'm thinking it's when they end and I'm guaranteed passing grades (I'd be so happy if I get 70's). I wish I could say what’s on my mind, but right now I can’t. I honestly don’t know when I can again. It’s not for professionalism, I honestly doubt my future employers will somehow link this back to me, as much as I feel like people will try to dig up my past and my present. I'm thinking though once I'm done with this fan game I might have have to stop making games under this name, as gut wrenching as that is. I had to come to that realization, I was incredibly disappointed, trust me. I've been thinking on this since March when my dad was mad at me but if I want to make money, I'll have to go under a different name. I'll see you there when I crossed that bridge though, I'm not going anytime soon with the way this fan game is going LMAOOOO.

[eternalera]

I’m still lurking ominously here and obsessing over the hanahaki au <3 Im just standing in the shadows <33

DLHKDLKGH IM SO SORRYYYY </3333

i promise i havent forgotten about it yet finals is this week and ive been busy trynna not fail while also keeping my will to write in tact- and since this next part is basically gonna be just a ash dealing with having hanahaki its gonna be kinda long so ive been waiting to really dig into it <3

I WILL UPDATE IT THOUGH!!!

[gavindna]

Uhh here’s a list of my favorite men in order from undead unluck I guess

Spoilers ahead or something

(Billy and tella have been omitted because I’m not a homewrecker like that)

1. Void volks

I know controversial opinion but my number one is not Andrew the undead, I just think void is really really hot and as the sluttyness ranker person put it Andrew is oversaturating his nudity, void’s tendency to be shirtless is hot to me or something. I like his hair and muscles too (duh)

Honorable mentions!!

Burn any phase and spoil phase one are both really hot but unfortunately it’s a Billy tella homewrecker thing except they’re not actually in a relationship just yet so it wouldn’t technically be homewrecking but they’d be happier with each other than me. I also don’t wanna burn to death and/or get turned into a zombie mid sex so yeah.

2. Spring

Spring my beloved <<<3333 only reason why he’s not number one is that he is a UMA and I don’t want god to take over his body to kill me because I feel like that would make spring really sad (I mean I would die too but I’m more worried about springs happiness) I also feel like spring, being a UMA is in general unattainable. I feel like there’s a 75% of me turning into a cherry blossom tree and I’m not really into that the adventure zone bury your gays ass shit.

3. Creed

Woah hit famous tumblr user GavinDNA Andy isn’t even in your top three or honorable mentions?? How could you?? I apologize but creed is just very hot to me. As king cope on the UUcord put it I feel like undecrease could be VERY fun in bed. He’s also really big and I find that hot + scars are awesome

4. Sean (100th loop)

Controversial to put Sean (especially first loop version) above Andrew I know but like. The third eye kinda does things for me. I feel like some very fun consensual stuff could be done with unseen and I’m down for it

Honorable mentions!! (This time of humans lmfao)

Victor, Nico, Feng, enjin, and shen are all way too in love with their wives (except for feng, who’s way too obsessed with Fuuko to acknowledge my existence(yes I am counting ramen as enjin’s wife)) and are therefore all way too unattainable. If they weren’t Nico would probably go between Sean and creed, victor would go between spring and void, 100th loop feng would go between spring and creed, and 101st loop feng wouldn’t go anywhere because we’re both bottoms and it would just be an embarrassing experience for all involved. Shen wouldn’t go anywhere either because I don’t think there’s a universe where he and mui aren’t in love and I really don’t want mui to kill me. I just don’t really dig enjin so he’s not going anywhere.

All I’m gonna say about the hypothetical placements is that apparently old men are IN this season.

5. Andy

Buff, hung, hot, great personality, prone to risk, what more could a girl want?? I could maybe hypothetically date him before he and Fuuko meet but after I have absolutely no chance, like, at all. Once again I love his hairstyle and his scar is hot. For some reason the card just sticking out of his forehead does something to me too, and the way his left eye is always slightly more closed than his right eye… ough.

6. Hair down Andy

Just Andy with a slightly worse hairstyle. Still a good hair style and still hot, I just don’t really like how it hides his scar.

(Dis)honorable mentions

Rip is unattainable because he won’t let himself get over leila even though leila tried to get him and Latla together, just an ick of a guy. Also his eyepatch is HIDEOUS and you guys don’t talk about that fact enough

Ruin is for sure into some freaky shit and I’m not gonna kink shame him as long as it’s all consensual and nobody gets hurt but I just don’t dig that. There’s also the fact that he’s 1.) probably gonna be like “I’ve devoted my body to god, die” If you ask to hit that, and 2.) he’s almost definitely a bottom so it would just be awkward for the two of us. He cute tho, I dig the hair and tats

[partypoisxn]

GIMME SOME SONG RECOMMENDATIONS PLSSS <333

YIPPEEE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER BEEN ASKED FOR SONG RECS!!!!!

Drella - Pierce The Veil

Diamonds And Why Men Buy Them - Pierce The Veil

The Balcony Scene - Pierce The Veil

Floral and Fading - Pierce The Veil

Today I Saw The Whole World - Pierce The Veil

I'm Not a Vampire - Falling In Reverse

Tourniquet - Evanescence

Going Under - Evanescence

If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens

Time To Dance - Panic! At The Disco

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage - Panic! At The Disco

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines - Panic! At The Disco

I Constantly Thank God For Esteban - Panic! At The Disco

Hospital - The Used

I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy

Vampire Girl - Misfits

Scream- Misfits

Dig Up Her Bones - Misfits

It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish - My Chemical Romance (you most likely know this one but it's still a bop)

Boy Division - My Chemical Romance (again, you probably know this one but it's a banger)

Not That Kinda Girl - My Chemical Romance

SORRY THAT THE LIST IS SO LONG, BUT I HAVE MORE IF YOU WANT THEM!!!!

AND IM SORRY IF YOU ALREADY KNOW SOME OF THESE!!!!!

I HOPE YOU LIKE THE SONGS <3333

[practically-an-x-man]

you are my local bird friend so I come to you with this question: I'm working on a new fic (of course I am) and I need an owl-related kinda boujee name, any ideas?

First of all, I'm honored to be considered your resident bird friend! Thank you!! <3333

Second... let's dig into this :D

Normally I'd go with a species name that sounds particularly cool, but owls are kind of... boring when it comes to their common names. There are some cool ones, but none that really translate to a superhero-type name. I did, however, find some cool things when we look at their Latin scientific names.

Strix - a mythological owl and omen of death, also the genus encapsulating wood owls

Surnia - the genus for the Northern Hawk Owl

Ninox - the genus for other types of hawk owls

Stygius - the species name for Asio stygius (the Stygian Owl), with more ties to Greek mythology

Noctua - the species name for Athene noctua (the Little Owl, which has a deceptively epic Latin name for such a mundane common name lol). It is also a brand of computer parts, which could throw a wrench in things, but I still think it's cool

Funereus - the species name for Aegolius funereus (the Boreal Owl). Also the name of a metal band

Theomacha - originally from Welsh myth and meaning Enemy of God, also the species name for Ninox theomacha (the Papuan boobook)

Clamator - a little less "bougie" than the other names, I think, but it applies to both a genus of brood-parasite cuckoos and the species name of the Striped Owl (Asio clamator), which I think is an interesting double meaning

Obviously some of these names have secondary meanings besides being used for owls, but I think depending on the character you're using them for, that could work in your favor. I mean, imagine this bougie meta thinking they picked the coolest owl-based name, only for it to get incredibly misinterpreted by everyone around them. I mean, like... "Ooooh, Funereus, that sounds like death, they must be a necromancer!" "Nope. Owls."

[onismdaydream]

HI PERCE HIIII!!! 1, 12, 28 FOR PEROMI AAAAND 6, 9, 13 FOR PERCADORI<33333 - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY MY BELOVED THANK YOUUUUU kissing you so hard rn !! <333

peromi

1. what was your first time with your f/o like?

hiromi was so set on taking our relationship slow n stuff, like not wanting to rush things because he wasn't interested in short term relationships! and i was fine with it and so we did at first, but after one of our dinner dates, he took me home and it kinda got out of hand lmaooo we just wanted each other so it was very passionate and sensual like lots of eye contact and that's when we said our first "i love you"s :((( i was scared he might regret it in the morning but he was so sweet and kinda shy about it and we both realized how down bad we are <3

12. your favourite body part of your f/o? their favourite part of yours?

ooooh i LOVE hiromi's shoulders and collarbone and chest... his muscles aren't as obvious as some other people but they're so firm and i love rubbing his shoulders for him after a long day!!!! i leave a lot of kisses on his pecs and i love to leave hickeys there because theyre not on display but theyre still there!!! hiromi is definitely a big fan of my thighs and tummy if his kisses are anything to go by !! he LOVESSSS pressing the sweetest kisses down my body before he eats me out.. and his fingers are always digging into the fat of my tummy and my thighs, wherever he can get them!! loves resting his head on my thighs when we're relaxing together too :3

28. how wrecked/spent does your f/o look by the time the two of you are done? do they have a dazed look on their face? completely disheveled hair? chest heaving for breath?

higu's hair is always a mess after we fuck lmaooo its all over the place and there's always sweat and my hands are always tugging on his strands so you can imagine how disheveled it gets. he also flushes such a pretty pink, it goes down to his chest too!! my handsome husband <3333

percadori

6. what was the most embarrassing thing to happen between you and your f/o before, during, and/or after sex?

we try our best to not take sex too seriously because it's supposed to be fun but there's been embarrassing moments still. umm leaving the door slightly open because we got too distracted with each other and so much noise filters out 🫣 we scarred our neighbors for sure with that LMAO there was also the time that i had his cock shoved down my throat but time got away from me and my friend came over to pick me up...... yuji wanted to finish so bad but i had to try to put myself together and make it look like i wasn't crying from choking on him and we did not do a good job of being not obvious akdhaksjs yuji was so pouty for the rest of the day until we were alone again

9. any kinks and/or fetishes?

PRAISE KINK!!!! we both have it which is very nice because we also both love praising each other so it evens out hehe i also really love when he chokes me omg he's so strong and if he puts me in a headlock, its OVERRRRRR like im sorry im cumming instantly lmaoooo yuji also really likes being restricted a bit/dommed. like just something around his wrists or told not to move ! it's not an all the time thing but when he's in the mood to be subby, he really goes for that.

13. who’s usually the one taking the lead?

i feel like we're actually kinda even?? mmmaybe yuji inches out ahead, but we are pretty much always on the same page! (plus side of being friends for so long beforehand :3) i will say for initiating things, that's probably me but i can't help it that my boyfriend is super hot and sexy !!

[ticklystuff]

OMG KAFKA i love kafka and since you like her too, I hope you dont mind if I req.... C D I K for Kafka pretty please? Have a good day <3333

i could be quirky and spell dick with those letters

ask game closed!

omg ofc i don't mind talking her, she's actually a goddess. also, don't worry, i'll be quirky for you!

D: Death Spot | What is their most ticklish spot?

I feel like for Kafka it has to be in sort of secretive spot. Like, maybe her ribs aren't that ticklish in general, but if you dig into the underside of the second rib from the bottom on the right side of her body, then you'll get her to squeal.

I: Interrogation | How well would they handle a tickle interrogation?

Kafka does not feel fear, so she's good lmao but ya seriously, I think she'd be fine because she has handled much worse before. In fact, she'd probably manipulate the situation into her favor and be like "oh noooo not my sides please" knowing full well that she's not very ticklish there. Or, if her ler is approaching a death spot, she'll do that whole influencing thing she does with her voice when she's like "listen to me" and kinda push her ler to tickle somewhere else that isn't so bad

C: Chase | What are their chances in a chase, both as a lee and ler?

Have you read her bio? They make her sound like some Eldritch Horror that appears out of nowhere, so she is absolutely catching her lee and no matter how fast they try to run, she's always just right around the corner.

Also, Kafka doesn't get caught. If she does, it's so that she can turn the tables on her ler and wreck them instead

K: Killer Move | As a ler, do they have special skills to use against their lees and drive them crazy with?

Okay, maybe not a specific killer move (she doesn't need one, she's already too powerful) but she does that whole "listen to me" thing and convinces her lee that they're more ticklish than they already are, or she might trick them into feeling ticklish in certain spots that aren't normally sensitive. It's all a mind game thing with Kafka, so when they're no longer under her influence, the lee goes back to normal. I hope they made sense because I kinda like this idea lol

[hollowsorrows]

How was the latest chapter in ymu?

OH BYO OH BOY OH BOY absolutely destroyed me!!!! made me lose my shit for about two whole days!!!! it was BAAAD. and its also THE most game changing thing to happen so far. gonna put what happens under the cut bc spoilers 😁😁

i just finished typing this oopsies i rambled about the entire comic

cw for a lot of things.

SO. lemme set the scene for you. you have 3 main characters: KK, BK and RK.

kk is the main protagonist. he is the 8th generation in a long line of heroes; the KK clan. he is utterly shit at being a hero and hes still so bubbly and silly and honestly kinda childish but i dig it hes aweaome. he also has some traumaaaa!!! bros dad kinda sucked (he was like. WAY too immature to be a father; worth noting that he's the 7th generation kk) and when his father didnt come back home from war his mom went out to figure out what happened to him and kickass. which left kk all alone for like around 10 years maybe more if im being honest. hes not okay <3333

bk, we know JACK SHIT about. hes the demon king/devil, whatever you prefer. he likes animals. he likes carrots. hes straightforward, blunt, and way too trusting and forgiving. but like people are scared of him cuz hes the fucking devil he just hasnt used his magic yet. it will be plot relevant im 99% sure. we know Nothing about his past. we know he was involved in the war against humans and demons when kk was a kid (which kk's dad fought in). and bk was essentially a refugee. he ran to the desert and some shit happens but its quite literally blurry we dont know whay happened. hes VERY overprotective of kk too!! like VERY over protective ykyk. so somethings going on with him.

RK. OH BOY, RK. rk is like severely fucking insane like genuinely he has so many fucking problems. he is surprisingly the one we know the most about considering how much of a mystery he was in the older chapters. he calls himself the alien and doesnt reveal his name. he flies. he has a box on his head all the time. he has a dead ghost girl hallucination thingy that he talks to ghat nobody else sees. he has a gun. hes amazing. dude has canonically committed quite a few attrocities like man. his first on screen murder was fucking BRUUUTAL. "see you in hell." GOD he makes me insane. anyways his past is SUPER fucked up; born with magic unlike anything his family has ever seen before, the king (his adoptive father) exploits it and uses it to kill captured demons. he also had this whole thing where he found kk's mom in jail, kept a photo of her and kk, and helped her escape which did end up killing her. and he forgot that. anyways dude has some fucked up shit happening and is severely gone in the head

worth mentioning that in season 2 the three find the one eyed village which is keeping a princess there. princess violet. ill talk about her a bit more later in the post. the one eyeds get fucking evaporated by a group of demons that are specifically out to get bk, and only a golden tree remains of the village. rk knows about this. kk doesnt know ANYTHING

so. this expansive lore stuff is revealed like throughout the comic in pieces. and it starts out funny and sillt and like slice of life comedy but it gets fucked up around season 3 where kk gets his sword fixed and it becomes alive. he then basically dies and goes to this world where he is fucking god. and his sword is there. and its imbued with the soul of this random ass guy qho we call the musician. and its fucky wucky. the guy who fixed the sword also had a buncha kids hidden behidn a wall and rk takes them each to their hometowns via magic portals whatever. this is also where we see rk fucking shoot said guy and go actually insane for like 15 minutes. ill show screenshots cuz what the fuck man. then season 4 where princess violet, a character from another kingdom whos sister (named princess L) killed herself during a fire in the kingdom (said sister is also rk's brother's fiancé no this is not confusing), goes through what is essentially a demon realm where she has to adhere to the rules of a demon her sister kept and find out which of her 6 sisters killed princess L. in the end its revealed that it was a suicide which is lovely :)

season 4.5 goes more into rk's past and rk's brother, rj. like. rj is the king of the kingdom, since rk's adoptive father passed away. hes a really cool guy but is DEFINITELY either marked by or an avatar of the lonely iykwim. he has like no loved ones around him he is alone man. he was also princess L's fiancé! i love him. anyways rk and rj reunite but then rk kinda hates the r kingdom so he leaves and also finally reveals to kk hes actually insane so :)

season 5 has like this tower which will be relevant i think cuz there was a teaser of kk's teacher entering it the end of season 6 season 1 and being shrowded by darkness. its not sinister at all trust me :). i dont remember this one well but it had to do with the best side character ever angel do i love you do

season 6 season 1. huge lore dump on rk's part. kk bk and rk find this tower that is stopped in time. two wizards live inside: oz, the moon wizard, and of, the sun wizard. they control the moon and the sun. they also are prophets, disciples of the first kk, and know a lot about what they shouldnt! including rk's forgotten past :) they task the gang to go to this portal and defeat the demon paimon lest it unleash chaos into this world. and they do!

along the way kk finds out about the one eyeds. he loses trust in bk, and rk has to give him a pep talk and it genuine is kinda sound actually the only w rk ever had

and they find the portal. they enter the realm. the demon there is named paimon, and is a fucjing bitch and was foreshadowed ALL THE COMIC. and are tasked with going through each a designated room. each room has a shit ton of clones of the characters. only the real one can go through the door at the end. kk goes through just fine, although he had a bit of conflict. bk made it through bc ofc its bk. and rk. oh. rk. his room is empty with scortch marks on the ground. and theres fog. its implied that he killed all of the rk's before proceeding. he goes through the door. as it turns out, the real rk already made it past the door, scratched up, from whay it seems. and what does the fake rk do??? he shoots the real one. in the heart. the real rk dies. just like fucjing that.

did i mention that rk cannot die?? hes tried killing himself. a lot. but each time he regens. the only places he hasnt tried are the heart and the head. so the fact that he was killed via the heart. ugh its so good its amazing from an analytical perspective i ranted about this before but its genuirnly amazing. the character thay is established as being hard to kill. killed at his own hands. it was his own hubris that failed him. raintime you bastard you are a fucjing genius how did you write such an amazing comic

oopsies that was not meant to be the entire comic :) also i need to mention that these guys look like this

blue haired ones kk, black haired ones bk, blonde bitch is rk