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i love cock im really truly obsessed i always want to touch it, suck it, fuck it, worship it etc etc. going feral over the thought of it
#btw i havent had sex since my breakup 4 months ago im reaching my breaking point lol#dont miss her but i do miss her cock
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like not to be a loser poser fake kinkster but i kinda would like to just have normal transbian sex that doesnt make me feel raped/used and instead makes me feel feminine and desired. maybe just to try at least once
#but oh well ^_^#i cant believe my first time when i was like 16 was fucking hostage rapeplay lmao#n i still havent had it normally since#idk why im introspecting on sex sm ig im sad that no one ever wants me. and this makes me extra suicidal.but yeah
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Who is doing it like the silt verses. Desperately optimistic ex-cop turned revolutionary terrorist, and suicidal alcoholic transgender prophet whose nightmares are filled with the hostile words of the vengeful god she created. And they're not, like, in a relationship, but they're the only people they can trust in the whole world and they love each other so much. And also they argue all the time.
#and theyve probably had weird sex about it at least once—what who said that#txt#desc in alt text#the silt verses#literally havent been able to stop being insane abt them since charlotte and i listened together (!!!) on thursday. help.
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would it be weird to send him suggestive pictures rn 🧍♂️
#im feeling Brave today#but yeah ive never been in a situation like this. we havent had sex since april i think. maaaaybe may but im pretty sure april#and we kinda fell out of regular contact in may when we were both really going through it#but he always used to say that this might happen and that maybe one day id send him smth and wed fall back in line or w/e#but idkkkk hes the first person ive ever sexted with. and also kind of the first person ive ever openly flirted with#so im so bad at knowing whats NORMAL and OKAY
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Im on a romance anime addiction rn and like just finished one and OMFG IM GONNA CRY THEY WERE SO FUCKING IN LOVE BRO THEY WERE IN LOVVVEEEE
I can’t fucking believe i almost stayed up all night on a work night to watch Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! A solid 8/10, some parts kinda wanna make me kill myself and some characters got on my nerves, at one point completely dropped till the end, but i felt the pacing was good and didn’t feel super rushed till kinda the end like we could have used another episode or two
Still looking for good wlw anime cause I ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY SUGGESTED WATCHING CITRUS BUT WHEN I READ A SYNOPSIS I LEGIT SCREAMED LIKE NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I just want girls who are in love bro and if its doomed so be it man
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#imagine me in bed at 2 AM whisper yelling at anicrush cause the video kept buffering and losing my shit i just had to quit for the night#im like begging god to show me good yuri doomed yuri just women who are in LOVVVEEE#Ive been digging thru the scraps like i have not cared for bnha but when i saw that sliver of doomed yuri#( iykyk )#I ATE THAT SHIT UP I WAS EATING IT UP AND CRIED OVER IT#I HAVENT WATCHED SINCE LIKE 2017#I WAS A FAN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR#I DID NOT GIVE A SHIT BUT AS SOON AS I SAW THE DOOMED YURI I FLEW TO IT LIKE A MOTH TO A FLAME DAWG#also spoilers but i felt so bad and had to contemplate when i was fully convinced they would show at least their thoughts and dialogue#while they were freaking it not cause ‘oh mah gosh!!! gay yaoi boys so sugoi!!!’ like cause IDK IT HAD SOME DRAMATIC WEIGHT!????#IDK???? WAS TGAT BAD OF ME TO THINK???? IDK#Like i did mot wanna see their cock and balls but like WDYM WE SKIPPED OVER THAT I TOTALLY THOUGHT WE WOULD AT LEAST HEAR THEIR CONVERSATION#IDK I EXPECTED A LITTLE MORE AND NOT A TIMESKIP TO MORNING#also know i was in the kitchen cooking while i was watching that episode and like was like half screaming ‘ARE THEY FREAKING???—#THEY’RE FREAKING. I CANT’T BELIEVE THEY ARE FREAKING RN. I DONT WANNA SEE THAT EW THEY ARE KISSING#THEY ARE MAKING OUT OH GOD’#weird that i completely was gonna be find hearing them bang than watching them kiss#idk what i was expecting but like idk. i was still happy they got to freak it and be in love and shit very happy for them#i think i just wanted to hear them affirm their love and be close and like tell eachother how much they meant idk idk jsut sweet lovey dovey#there was thematic weight to the sex okay#anyway please drop more queer anime please pretty please I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!! i wish they were real tbh#thats a joke btw if it wasn’t obvious like. look at me.
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had a dream last night that i had a kid that i didnt know about back in south carolina and you know. thats the first time ive had a dream about having a kid that didnt involve ME being pregnant. maybe my brain is finally accepting that im a dude lol
#i mean i havent had a pregnancy dream since before i ever had sex (so at least 5 years)#but man i loved this kid i never even met in my dream#i was gonna move back to SC to be with them#which if you know me#you know means i loved them#i hate sc#atlas.txt
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turning 25 next month and ik that is NOT old but i am sad that i feel like ive missed my window on being someone's concerningly young boyfriend :(
#this is a JOKE#but i havent had sex since before covid i had a boyfriend for like 2 months and was like okay#now that i have fucked i am more comfortable hooking up w people more casually#and then covid hit so i havent fucked since i was TWENTY#do i actually WANT to be in a relationship with a significantly older man? no i dont trust them#but i want to fuck older men for sure <3#r.txt#anyway was listening to my favorite pansy division song dirty young man and was like damn im too old for that to be me :(
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Did an omega verse accidental mpreg remind me to go get my arm implant changed? Very possibly
#does it fucking matter since i havent had sex since November? not really#flood is exhausted and has no filter rn
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my fav hookup just texted me outta the blue.. ur boy may finally be gettin some action ..
#genuinely havent had sex since i broke up with my ex - so i havent had Good sex in like a year or two..#not my longest dry spell- but close#and this dude is.. so hot.. he so biiiig i love it#And hes not scared of boy pussy- always a plus!#(that was a joke- but i do foreal know men who are soo..)#anyway
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sincerely and genuinely you guys are just Saying Stuff 😭😭
#yall learned the term social construct and havent shut the hell up since 🤣😭#'that doesnt sound very punk to me!' eat my entire heavily medicated stoner ass dude#clearly you don't care but if you had bothered to do as little as read the wikipedia entry for the straight edge subculture#you would know that hardcore straight edge historically DOES actually disallow caffeine and medication.#and also casual sex and consumption of animal products.#straight edge is a reactionary subculture in the punk scene. it's a response to the hedonism that characterizes a lot of punk scenes.#i have issues with straight edge ideology too!#but you clearly are not actually familiar with that ideology and you're just reacting to like. patty walters on twitter or something#also while you didn't actually criticize straight edge ideology here you DID succeed in undermining people who choose to be sober#so that's cool of you. i bet people feel real safe with you at parties#this post has over 200 notes btw 😭
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i read all 205 chapters of demon slayer last night in one 11 hour sitting. it was pretty good! surprise! the anime people have been raving about for the past several years is actually good quality. who would have thunk it. anyway i wanted to search up some reviews of the anime to see what other ppl thought of it but then i remembered the youtube anime community, with a few notable exceptions, is allergic to media literacy
#demon slayer#tanjiro is a very good protag and really embodies the themes of the story#very fresh too kind of like emma tpn#hes got a phat ass and wining personality like all other shounen protags but unlike most he isnt just talk#like he actually goes the extra mile to purposely be kind and it justifies why ppl like him so much a lot better i think#i was unfair in comparing it to bnha when i didnt even watch it#bc unlike bnha the author has a clear direction and kept things concise to drive home the poin#every character and plot point had a purpose#at least it does now since i havent had much time to actually pick at it yet#but anyway its got the standard shounen sexism but i think it was a LOT better than like. bnha or naruto#the girls are few and far between and arent as deep as the boys mostly#but i liked the love hashiras examination of womanhood in the taisho era#and the depiction of sex workers is surprisingly respectful#also the romance subplots arent forced (cough izuocha cough) like maybe you get the sense the characters have crushes?#but like! there are demons eating people! who tf cares! “im glad kanao isn't dead” yeah tanjiro me too youre such a romantic#but yeah the romance between the love and serpent hashira was pretty nice if lowkey#and otherwise i like how the ending just indicates that they may begin to like each other and the epilogue indicates they eventually did#how did it happen? idk! what the fanfics come up with would be better than what the manga would have squeezed in!#also i love how inosuke wanted a homoerotic sasunaru-bakudeku rivalry with tanjiro but tanjiro was too nice#and for the pervert/coward type character zenitsu was fairly likeable as well#i was worried nezuko was just going to be a glorified macguffin for tanjiro but she at least DID have agency sometimes#though i think they should have explored how she felt about the demon thing more and also show her casually with tanjiro#bc it feels like they only show her doing stuff when its a big angsty battle but i want her and tanjiro to annoy each other a bit!#shut up pandora
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high as balls alone in my room listening to kelela and daydreaming about lesbian sex. peace on earth ✌🏼
#just realized i havent had high sex since before covid.... whyyy#god gives his hardest battles. to his most giggly and cute and soft and gropable soldiers#mine
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Hey friendly reminder that it's very common to have an STI with no symptoms and that's why you should get checked regularly and not just when something seems off <3
#just had a pap smear and#got a couple tests done to just have an up to date#set of results :)#literally for peace of mind lmao#but oops#guess who has chlamydia hahaha#so not the worst#relatively#BUT heres the catch#idk who i got it from#havent had sex with my ex since august#and not since i started dating my current partner#so now im making them both get tested#so i can make sure if it came from my ex#that his current girlfriend gets tested and treated#my nightmare scenario is that my current partner is negative#and my ex is positive#and they end up thinking i cheated
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Yaaaaaay I was right
#barks#had loud enough sex that i established dominance and havent heard my neighbors fuck since. only me baby
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they took my tags away
"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
#sex is bad kill them#lost#when she wasnt supposed o#what makes it worse is that you could argue that the original friday the 13th has artistic merit on like a satirical level#given the context of when it came out and stuff#it can either be read as mainly because thats the cultural context it was written in#that was the politically correct opinion at the time#how ever since Jason is the monster of the movie#there are ways to view it that can question the status quo of the era#theres also the final girl trope#which pretty much goes hand in hand with sex=death#the final girl is traditionally a virgin#who is also the most modest character/girl there#and shes the one who kills/escapes from the big bad#friday the 13th actually has a final boy in the recurring character of javrvis i havent watched all of the movies so idk enough like yeah#theres also a comic series for the 13th that isnt canon to the movies#jason is canonically gay and kills leatherfaces family cause they abused him infront of jason#hes his bf btw#the family was accepting too#just the same old abuse they do and jason found that to be umacceptable out of allcthe bad qualities they had#and in the comics theres also a TW that needs to be given#tw child abuse#combined with tw homophobic abuse#jason his father while he was being called a sissy and chased with a belt by him#his father ran into dorris' knife#hell#dorris is a single teen mom in the movie canon i think#if not movie then another canon#but the fact that she had sex and ended up abandoned by her family with a son she would do anythingnto protect#its kind of what triggered her murderous rage
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anyone else just go nonverbal during sex ots like a real problem how do i fix it
#not that ive had sex since may but still for the future#i assume hopefully i'll probably get dicked down again eventually before i die#idk if im currently making any sense i havent slept and im feelin weird
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