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Maybe you are the start of a new sub-genre of alt porn: Witchy porn
Manifesting 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫
#probably already a genre but pussy magic is my thing#and i have been filming like a good girl#and if i keep getting asks like today that make me 🥵😵💫🤤🫠🥵 i am sure i can work even harder#phewwwwwww#asks
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Are you ever going to draw more for your Heather's Murder Mystery AU? I would love to see more art of it! If not, that's okay
something something obligatory "Veronica and Heather are all alone in the hospital after Heather is trying to recover from her stab wounds and the killer is one of their friends (?)" scene, and oh they've just confessed their feelings for each other earlier because seeing the other one get hurt made them realize how badly they want each other in their lives
welcome to Act Three
#also anyone is welcome to adopt this prompt into art or fic#heathers#veronica sawyer#heather chandler#heathers the musical#chansaw#chansaw au#heather is just REALLY worried#also final girl the heathers and veronica#the other heathers have been separated because plot reasons#heather chandler broke her leg and wobbled all around the hospital hallway to find veronica#i need a scene where heather c uses her clutches to smack the killer the same way tara did in scream lol#also they're in a hospital and veronica is going to be okay#trigger warning: blood#trigger warning: mention of suicide#tagging these too#also i need a really good wlw slasher film with a similar plot like please? can we get that??#drabstuff#my art#heathers fanart
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my opinion on the Blake lively situation
#okay so I never HATED Blake lively#but I did have a feeling about her#so I’d always like purposely not interact or view any interview or anything of hers that came up on my feed#I DON’T like Ryan Reynolds and never have#I just find him a try hard and annoying#and I did not like the couple of Blake and Ryan#they just seemed soooo pick me#so yeah I tried to just ignore the whole downfall of Blake lively that’s been happening#bc sometimes I just don’t care to comment or learn about celeb drama#BUTTTT ofc i got sucked into it#and not Blake tryna have a Margot Robbie in Barbie moment 😂😂#‘bring your girlfriends and wear florals!1!1’ GIRL MARGOT NEVER TOLD ANYONE TO WEAR PINK TO BARBIE IT WAS A NATURAL THING#not to mention I didn’t even realise this movie was about domestic violence as I’ve never read the book#and it was NOT being marketed as one thanks to Blake and Ryan#also why did Ryan have to get involve#ALSO this morning I saw the interview from 2016 where Blake is being rude to the interview#and oh my god it’s awful like SHE FIRSTLY FAT SHAMES HER OFF THE BAT NO HESITATION#then proceeds to ignore the poor interviewer#like doesn’t give her eye contact AT ALL#which I felt so bad for the interview bc I’ve BEEN THERE#this is why I’d hate to be a celeb interview bc imagine getting treated like a third rate individual by these big headed LOSERS who think#they’re better than you just bc they’re famous#I could NOT#anyways also Blake tried to have a whole feminist moment when the interviewer asked her about the clothes she wears in the movie#‘would anyone ask the men about the clothes’#UM BITCH YES??? COSTUMES??? IN FILM?? IS A THING ???#also can I just say Blake has always had the worst hair ever and the fact she has a hair care line is insane bc SHE IS KNOWN TO HAVE BAD HAI#and I never thought her fashion was good like even when people were simping over her met gala outfits I NEVER EVER SAW THE VISION#anyways yeah lol#the interviewer thing triggered me lowkey like HOW RUDEEEE
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I don’t usually make posts like this, but I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-intellectual junk lately, and I really think we need to put the word “pretentious” up on a shelf until people learn what it actually means.
It doesn’t describe someone who likes artsy-fartsy deep meaning media. People who are pretentious are fake. They’re posers trying to be sophisticated and unique, not like other girls. They pretend to only like stuff they think will make them sound cool when they talk about it. They want to act like they know something you don’t, and they want attention for it.
By definition, if you genuinely enjoy something, you can’t be pretentious. If it resonates with you, and you analyze it, and you don’t care what people think, that’s the polar opposite, actually. If you love obscure experimental prog music, if you watch underground high concept indie films through English teacher eyes, if you spend hours in a modern art museum reading each piece as a vessel for storytelling, if your backpack’s full of poetry books that inspire you, if you play underrated games that were someone’s passion project, if you have an interest in studying the classics or the masters, you are not pretentious.
Of course, some people just don’t like some stuff, and that’s fine, but that’s not what this is about. Don’t let anti-intellectuals shame you for enjoying things just because your interests are inaccessible to them, because they refuse to be brave and put effort into critical thinking. You’re not stuck up for refusing to overlook the craft of artists.
#anti intellectualism#media#movies#books#music#critical thinking#my friend who primarily listens to one very popular band once said that people who listen to obscure music are annoying and pretentious#which rubbed me the wrong way because 1 she knows that I listen to obscure music and 2 it’s such a cowardly consumerist take. anyone can#make music and hey a lot of the people who do make GOOD music. and this goes for all *obscure* media#this post was mostly inspired by people talking about Barbie and those anti pick me girls like the pick nobody girls who insist thinking is#for boys and having fun with an empty brain is for girls. Greta gerwig is an artist. I haven’t seen the movie yet but I know it has a deeper#message than haha cute pink! I’ve seen the summaries about the true meaning. the pinkness and popularity doesn’t negate the narritive.#though in the notes I saw a lot of tumblristas comunistas shitting on the film for being one big ad that people *fell for* which tbh is#tbh almost as anti-intellectual. don’t get me wrong they milked this film to sell hella shit but I don’t believe kids who play with dolls#are the target audience as these people claim. Barbie is a culturally iconic symbol almost archetypical of societal expectations for women#you say barbie people think unblinking perfect plastic pink girly. reminds me of the poem The Last Mojave Indian Barbie. yeah yeah you all#hate brands but this one carries undeniable significance and makes for a powerful literary device. it’s been used many times before#sorry for writing a tag essay about a film I haven’t even seen but I’m tired of internet people focusing so much on proving others wrong#that they end up oversimplifying everything just as much as the other person. god I saw people doing this to Nimona saying transphobes were#looking too deep into her character and they’re reactionary clowns for making that jump. like for once the transphobes are right. she is#trans. it’s a queer story. and irl the first people who notice queerness are the bigots who can tell you’re different. sick owns telling#them the story’s not that deep is harmful and it’s like they’re ignoring the real message on purpose. okay enough rambling hehe! thanks#barbie#nimona
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JAMES SPADER as William Ashbury SHADOW OF FEAR (2004), dir. Rich Cowan
#this movie SUCKS. truly so bad don't watch it's not worth it. but he plays an evil lawyer it's really hot <3#so gorgeous. I think the last thing he filmed before joining the practice#jim whispers literally the entire movie it's so funny girl speak up!!!!#james spader#shadow of fear#*#not my fave genre anyway but this did have squandered potential. the concept was there. could've been good#if it was written like 207% better#the stuff with william and his feelings(?) for wynn was SO underplayed.#not just saying that bc i'm a james girlie who wants to see him romancing. actually yes I am!#but idk it could've been great motivation instead it was one scene where he verbalizes it and the rest of the time he's just like 👁️👁️#I wish he was my weird family friend who was maybe in love with me and showed up in my yard talking about treehouses
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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I wished for a Bioshock movie for Y E A R S
but now that we're finally getting one I don't want it
I do not have faith this is going to be a good adaption, I'm sorry, maybe 10 years ago this could have been a great passion project (especially if Gore Verbinski had been involved like originally planned) but I just know it's going to be an over-actioned, improperly funded (since it's a Netflix production they're absolutely going to either dump too much or not enough money in it then write it off as a failure if it doesn't 'perform' well enough), CGI-laden slop fest that doesn't even acknowledge or properly handle half the themes present in the series.
#Bioshock#Bioshock Movie#bonus points if it only focuses on the first game and doesn't include ANYTHING from the tie-in novel or BS2#they're going to cut Sophia Lamb's role from the plot I just fucking KNOW IT#like she was fucking important! she was the one who actually STARTED the class war! Fontaine literally just took advantage of it!#hell half the problems with BURIAL AT FUCKING SEA could have been fixed if Levine wasn't a shit and hadn't refused to use ANYTHING from BS2#like is BS2 as good as the first? no but it's still fucking better than that shitshow you call Infinite!#and the tie-in novel actually quite skillfully blended both games together to help account for certain plot errors between the two#(a novel that Levine also REFUSED TO READ)#like you could tell it was written by someone who wanted to do the series justice which is more than I can say for most tie-ins#if this movie ends up actually being good I'll fucking eat my words but considering this director's body of work includes#the Will Smith I AM LEGEND and the last three* Hunger Games films#we are not batting 1000 for quality here#I say this as someone who likes the Hunger Games movies#but they are not really the best adaptions of the novels and really downplay a lot of the more horrifying aspects for action scenes#and I fear the same will be true for Bioshock's film as well.#like the Little Sisters alone should elicit nothing short of visceral disgust and pity but I just know they're going to be so boring#they're just going to be like pale girls with glowing eyes instead of proper blood-guzzling corpse-looting parasite hosts calling it now#croak.txt#reblog.wank
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I definitely get the problem with making carrie into a conventionally attractive skinny girl in the movies when she is explicitly not in the book but I do think sissy spacek was a good choice for the 76 film
#like idk the way she speaks in that movie and the way she moves in some scenes REALLYYY channels the whole sheltered weird girl#energy that carrie is supposed to have#ESPECIALLY during the prom scene#so while i would have liked there to have been a book accurate actress for her given that its an important part of her character#i think spacek was a really good choice for that film#me posts#carrie 1976
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Since I don't wanna spoil too much of some of the new stuff I've been making, I will talk about stuff thats new but not really a spoiler for MiM
It's a character who's got a smaller role, but I like her quite a bit. Her name's Mandy Craven and she's one of Joshua's friends from before they met Aaron. She works at a thrift store and she n Josh still talk even after they left school. She even meets their new friend group and gets on well with the others.
#mandy is a cool girl#she n josh have always been fairly close and she's always been pretty good at helping josh in not letting people walk all over them#i mentioned her once like FOREVER ago but ive given her a bit of fleshing out#she's also the one who helped get josh filming equipment by holding onto it at the store#shes gonna feature a bit in a josh centric chapter#as for if she'll be a monster later? time will tell#ramble#monsters in mayweather#also selena may have a teeny tiny crush on her
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Me rewatching 'She's The Man' and remembering how disappointing the ending was:
#i dont care if you're a girl i fell in love with you#I don’t care that you're a boy#shes the man#channing tatum#amanda bynes#its my fault shouldn't have expected that much#but it would've been a much better ending#alexandra breckenridge#laura ramsey#jonathan sadowski#robert hoffman#vinnie jones#the film was quite good but the ending was SHIT#i was expecting Olivia to be like but oh well LOL
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evil summer flat log night 1: mixed up the room my flatmates are staying in. only one is home rn and I thought he had the room whose door has been open all day so wasn’t here rn (I haven’t seen the other one). he is in fact in the room with the closed door and is probably in and trying to sleep while I’ve been wandering around on the phone. likelihood of coming to a kitchen agreement plummeting. send help
#flat situation pretty bleak. nothing I have seen so far bodes well for the next 6 weeks#actually I mean I have not actually heard him like at all. I DID have my headphones in for about 40 minutes#he COULD have come in during that time bc he did go out earlier. but I haven’t heard him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#anyway he puts cling film on all the kitchen counters presumably so he doesn’t have to wipe them down and can just throw away the cling film#cool! you go girl! I do not wanna do that though <3#bc. obviously he doesn’t wipe down the counters between cling films. so it’s dirty. like Badly dirty.#gonna see if he’d be willing to let me have the counter which seems to not be used for cooking as much bc I would like to cook <3#i can hear people upstairs but not him so I’m 95% sure he’s not in#which is good bc I also decided to spray down the shower and I think that could be taken as an insult#listen. I know I’m insane. but this flat is a nightmare on multiple fronts and I’m controlling the things I can#I also forgot my sliders and I don’t wanna rawdog someone else’s shower#(the other two have been here a WHILE now)#I’m gonna stop analysing this now bc i gotta get up early and I won’t sleep if I do this. bed already uncomfortable#luke.txt
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i think one of the issues re/ ppl getting into useless moralizing discourse over kids shows like steven universe or even something more "adult" but still ultimately mainstream like hazbin hotel is that the ppl arguing about this have very small windows of reference for challening stories... if you expand your storytelling taste + learn about stories written 50+ years ago or stories written outside of your own culture then you will eventually come across stuff that does genuinely challenge or even upset you. but despite that you might also enjoy the stories you are experiencing. and by having this experience itll help teach you to differentiate between "this story is flawed and contains elements that would be seen as offensive in my own time and culture buts ultimately goodhearted" and "this story has some unfortunate and very clear systemic biases but they add to the story being told and may act as a core component of it" and "this story is actively hateful but has some good elements" and "this story is iredeemable trash". but if you never actually experience the full spectrum of Problematic Media then you can never learn just what that looks like.
#good example for me is (prev post ref) shoujo tsubaki which i think is a beautiful and fascinating piece of animation#and it also has an interesting historical and cultural niche in how it was made and how it has been responded to#however. it is ultimately a very disturbing story that has been banned in many countries#i also love realms of the unreal for similar reasons... they thought darger was a serial killer when they first discovered his work#because of how violent it was. but realms of the unreal still remains one of the stories that changed my life#because it was the first time that i truly felt seen as a storyteller. also you have to judge it by different standards#because of darger's position in society and the cultural and historical context of his life#then say like. marvel studios turning around and filming a movie where a bunch of girls get their guts torn out
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watching wolf mv for the first time in years just got jumpscared by so many things.....
#chogiwa being the least jarring bit oh how times have changed#they're not zesty like this anymore 😪 (apart from shoomy) 😪 am dying soon just like their twinkism..... 😪#sehun's hair was so cute ppl would go crazy if he did it now... too bad it's all gotta go but there's always exo-sc3 (im delusional)#the part where half the group are crawling around and growling in the back 😭😭😭 the mental torture they put these boys through back then#filming one of these mvs from the early days was probably more mentally taxing than an entire year of their career now#and when the wolf becomes junmy oh good lordkfghkfs he's the wolf girl that post was talking about#was gonna say shoomy is wolf girl but he's fox girl instead#i never listen to wolf so i forget about baekchen going crazy at the end woah.....#obsessed with how jongdae has always been the best looking guy here in both physical appearance and singing abilities . so sexy i wont him#.txt
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@beatingheart-bride
"I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable asking, Emily," June said gently, as she pushed her dinner around her plate (a part of her could hear her father admonishing her for it, but truthfully, she was much too nervous to think about eating), adding, "I just...well, it's like you said, you don't feel like you're over a hundred years old and, well...you certainly don't come across that way."
That night that she and Wilhelm kicked Emily out of the house (a night she continued to regret), her perception of the young woman had changed, going from a sweet, soft-spoken young lady her son was smitten with, to a manipulative monster looking to sink her teeth into Randall's soft flesh, and that image stayed with her long after that night...
...but now, in the gentle light of the kitchen, looking at her now, that familiar visage of a good-natured, gentle-hearted woman returned, though more tinged with melancholy, for reasons June now understood, and was sympathetic towards. She saw not a monster, but a very lonely soul, in need of love.
"Well, uh," Wilhelm commented, similarly eating little (despite his usually strong appetite, it was, like his wife's, waning this evening) as he took a stab at humor, joking lightly, "You look pretty good for a centenarian, lass!"
#((oh absolutely! i like his style; i like that he's a horror fan; enough to name his band 'white zombie'))#((after the bela lugosi movie of the same name; and i enjoy some of his music))#((like 'living dead girl' which was on the 'bride of chucky' soundtrack as part of tiffany's introduction))#((but...his movies are oftentimes just too nihilistic and mean-spirited for their own good!))#((and you're right; baby and otis are some of the most reprehensible and irredeemable out of the fireflies))#((and so it makes it really hard to root for them-honestly 'the devil's rejects' was a pretty damn good ending))#((to the firefly family; going out in a hail of bullets; and had it just been left as a duology with 'house of 1000 corpses'))#((i probably would've been fine with that; but still; rob zombie's movies are just a little too bleak for me!))#((i think in terms of the firefly trilogy; he took a lot of cues from 'texas chainsaw massacre'))#((and the sawyer clan; but like you said; the firefly family and their brutality puts ol' bubba and co. to shame!))#((i'm sure that's why he cast bill moseley; who was chop top in 'tcm 2' as otis))#((but while chop top was kinda funny in a very deranged way; otis doesn't have any of that))#((and i think rob could learn to include a little more levity into his films; to at least take the edge off a little!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Dark Shadows
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LMAO after all the backlash, the Pretty Little Liars reboot retconned Imogen giving her baby to Aria & Groomer 🤣 #bullyingworks
#'at the last second i got a bad vibe from him' yeah girl i bet you did#ive decided that actually this show is high performance art satirizing the original#(this opinion may have been formed by how drunk i got from my favorite drinking game: take a shot every time tabby makes a film reference)#also looking forward to noa's Bisexual Bad Girl Arc for this season 👀 good for you babe#look i'm PLLpilled til the day i die (which is my own cross/mental illness to bear) so news of a season 2 was a pleasant surprise#i thought it was cancelled lol and there was zero marketing for s2 so i had no clue about it until like 3 days ago#i dont think i posted when i watched s1 but i am a steadfast kellyiskaren truther#theyre planning a seasons long reveal like the og series would pull (more like the og book series w the central girl twin stuff actually)#which is a bold risk considering tv shows dont get 7 20 episode seasons to play around in like they used to#but i called it then and i call it now!#after being nearly killed by archie in the auditorium that one time she committed to forever being kelly#(but as we know secrets never stay buried for long in rosewoo-- i mean millwood 👁👄☝👁)#also my money on the new corny villian (i refuse to call any of these villians 'A'. mona would be APPALLED) is either chip or karelly's mom#it'll probably be someone even more schewpid & ridiculous but we shall see we shall see#pretty little liars#dani talks about tv
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No one simps harder for Tenoch than like 90% of the filmmakers that put him in their movies.
#GIRL WHY DOES HE HAVE A BABY IN A BRIGHT YELLOW LION ROMPER WHILE HE'S GIVING ORDERS TO KILL A GUY THE GANG CAGED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM#No because he was way too cute with that baby despite what was also happening in that scene. it caused so many conflicting emotions.#I shouldn't have been laughing but I couldn't help it. The movie was good but that was the best scene in the film for me what can I say?#Don't get me started on the glorious sex scenes and zoom ins. I would say those zoom ins qualify as p*rnography but you never see#cinematography like that in p*rn. However some of those sex scenes qualify.#tenoch huerta#He's so versatile
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