#and i don't make the rules

[lunareclipses-moments]

How much you want these to be accurate?

Me : no

My Tokyo debunker memes until Friday comes

[godlikecunning]

ever seen a take on ancient texts so rancid it makes you want to gouge out your eyes

[cinnamoncatto]

It's so funny that most if not all of us who as a child was against smoking, drinking, energy drinks etc. at some point in life went like "scratch that, life sucks" and started doing at least one of those things

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?

[brian-kinney-apologist]

end of s2/beginning of s3 is gonna be like this, mark my words

[luxstrous]

i proposed to my fiance while we were in farcille cosplay at anime nyc!! farcille canon and i get to spend the rest of my life with my love @weiss-privilege 💙🩵

[lazylittledragon]

and what if they got married. what then

[alicenthightcwer]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) ZOOLANDER (2001)

[mascxdaddy]

hi so actually if you bite my neck to muffle your moans while i'm fucking you i will probably give in to the primal urges to absolutely ruin you

[bsdtual]

[lavendervirgos]

No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from your pleasure and from making you cum

[knownoshamc]

iwtv & incorrect quotes

[devotion-disorder]

me when beautiful elf men want to gaslight gatekeep and girlboss me: 🚶🏾🧎🏾🐕

be careful what you wish for...the village Killian's from is having a bit of a population crisis right now, and having a nice little human come by could be just what they need...