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How much you want these to be accurate?
Me : no
My Tokyo debunker memes until Friday comes
#ed is starting his YouTube channel#luca is gay and european#and i don't make the rules#tokyo debunker#tkdb#haru sagara#tokyo debunker memes#incorrect tokyo debunker
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ever seen a take on ancient texts so rancid it makes you want to gouge out your eyes
#“i hate roman takes on greek texts because it makes the trojans heroic”#“and the trojans were so keen on paris kidnapping helen”#“ugh the misogyny”#babe the text opens with achilles and agamemnon arguing about captive women#who were war slaves#and often brutalized#like yes there's so much to be discussed about the misogyny in the homeric texts#but if you apply tumblr lenses of analysis you're just stupid#and i don't make the rules#greek mythology#greek myth#roman mythology#roman myth#mythology#homer#the iliad#the odyssey#the aeneid
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It's so funny that most if not all of us who as a child was against smoking, drinking, energy drinks etc. at some point in life went like "scratch that, life sucks" and started doing at least one of those things
#clown moment tbh#i can't be the only one tho#ahahahahhahah#text post#i could have turn out so much better but oh well#life really do suck#and i don't make the rules#i hate AI#If you use or like AI then go and fck youself with a chainsaw
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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.
#wyll bg3#i mean this with an earnest love: he is so fucking cringe#i love him soooooo much#wyll ravengard#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 wyll#baldurs gate wyll#the blade of frontiers#if you read this you're legally obligated to put your favorite wyll moment i'm sorry i don't make the rules
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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everything comes to an end
#good omens#good omens fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#anyways.#click for better quality i didn't realize it'd be compressed to glop#don't ask me why there's a statue aziraphale in a random cemetery#i get inspired by a song and i make art i don't make the rules around here#unfortunately
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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)
anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band#man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely#(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though#'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst#look scully your people are out there#just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something#(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now#if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc#(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this#who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please#(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)
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and what if they got married. what then
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i'm barking and biting them#you know karlach would RUN down the aisle she'd be so excited#next shop restock is going to be exclusively shadowlach prints i don't make the rules i'm sorry#i love women#shart being tiny is so important to me actually#idk why but i really struggled designing a dress for her#i tried to emulate the style of her camp clothes?? i think she'd like one of those panelled corsets
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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Put your faith in no one but yourself
#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#tlovmedit#the legend of vox machina#critical role#critroleedit#pike trickfoot#flash warning#(since it's def worse than other gifs)#look at her gooooooo#also apparently all of my gifs are going to have quotes at the bottom today#i don't make the rules
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end of s2/beginning of s3 is gonna be like this, mark my words
#sorry i don't make the rules#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy
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i proposed to my fiance while we were in farcille cosplay at anime nyc!! farcille canon and i get to spend the rest of my life with my love @weiss-privilege 💙🩵
#farcille#falin#marcille#cosplay#marcille cosplay#falin cosplay#farcille cosplay#yeah i was nervous as fuck and trying to make sure everything went literally perfectly or i would cry. very marcille of me#we're them irl i don't make the rules
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on tonight's episode of 'big brother rex, little brother cody',
#listen. listen. cody calls rex 'old boy' CONSTANTLY in the rishi moon arc'#rex is ori'vod cody is kih'vod i don't make the rules#captain rex#commander cody#star wars#the clone wars#my art#star wars the clone wars
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) ZOOLANDER (2001)
#jacaerys velaryon#zoolander#house of the dragon#hotd#hotdedit#houseofthedragonedit#gotedit#mygifs*#gameofthronesdaily#queenage#targaryensource#targnation#tuserbea#userbecca#usergal#usermali#usertully#tusereliza#userlin#i'm sorry i don't make the rules
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hi so actually if you bite my neck to muffle your moans while i'm fucking you i will probably give in to the primal urges to absolutely ruin you
#i don't make the rules#bite me scratch me#god please#lesbian ns/fw#lesbian nsft#wlw ns/fw#wlw nsft#sapphic nsft#wlw smut
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