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Ok, since we have now been called out for our lack of observation by An Observer (damnit, H were trying here), I guess I should update this post before the 28th (Day 20) post. The fandom has been busy and fed these past few days (for an inactive fandom with no new music or promo cycles HOW is it this crazy), I've just been running ragged trying to catch up. But LETS DO THIS. A MASSIVE thank you to @fookinhellcurlyyy and @tonix3 for staying up until 3AM (in various parts of the world) with me as we yell conspiracies at each other.

On March 23rd, 2025:

At 1:00 PM The Observer tweets:

Day 15, 13:00 How simple it is to manipulate time and space. All fabricated. All easily shifted. I can be anyone, anywhere, any time I want. Were you too distracted by the noise to notice the real change? — The Observer

This references the chaos of the prior day (see above). “Time and space” being fabricated? “I can be anyone”? It’s giving glitch in the matrix, but more importantly, it’s pointing to something we missed. Something real.

“Were you too distracted by the noise to notice the real change?” Answer: Yes. Yes, we were.

Backing up to three days earlier March 20th, 2025:

-Two Ghosts music video leaked — posted by a new, random Twitter account (Barb145489988664) at 9:58 PM that tagged Harrie fans. But almost no one saw it until March 26th. It quietly sat there for 6 days.

-The long-abandoned All of Those Voices TikTok account — inactive since March 14th, 2023 — suddenly posts again. The video is titled: “Part 2 | Louis Tomlinson’s feature length documentary ‘All Of Those Voices’ London Premiere 16th March 2024 (Bonus DVD Content)”

But there’s no Part 1 on that account. (Important: Don’t confuse this with the Part 1 of the actual documentary that exists on the LTHQ TikTok — this is different.)

So the real changes The Observer talks about? We missed them all. By a mile. A music video leak. A TikTok resurrection. Ghosts from the past slipping through the cracks. Signs of life in places we thought were dead

The Observer is saying:

“I can be anyone (the @/Barb twitter account that leaked the MV), anywhere (back to realize/realise, American vs British), any time I want.”

Seconds after the Day 15 tweet, The Observer replied:

Yesterday, an observer. An imposter. Today, The Observer. Yours truly. Most failed to observe. It’s all in the details. Perhaps we’ll try again soon, or perhaps you’re unfit to be observers after all. I hope to be wrong. For now, we press on. Don’t let me down. — The Observer

This is direct. Sharp. A correction, a warning — and a challenge. We have to pay more attention to the details.

The PFP updates to a white 15.

At 2:00 PM The Observer tweeted:

Well done, you’re catching on now. All in the details. I’m impressed. — The Observer

This came just an hour after his warning that most had failed to observe — and it marks a significant shift in tone. Mentioned in the comments of the previous post, before this was tweeted were: the difference between An Observer vs The Observer, the use of American spelling ("realize") instead of British spelling ("realise"), the deliberate typo choices in prior tweets.

The acknowledgement of the realize/realise wording sent us backward — combing through earlier tweets to see if we missed more. And… we did.

March 9th, 2025: "Did your faith in the future endure, or did it waiver in my absence?" — The Observer

At first glance, it reads fine. But once we’re in details mode, it jumps out: The word should be "waver" — meaning to falter, hesitate, or lose strength.

Waver → reflects emotional doubt (which fits the question about “faith”)

Waiver → introduces a legal tone — like contracts, NDAs, or releasing obligations

If it's deliberate — and it likely is — then this is more than just a typo.

On March 24th, 2025:

At 8:00 PM The Observer tweets:

Day 16, 20:00 To regret the past, to hope in the future, and never to be satisfied with the present: That is what I spend my whole life doing. -An Observer

Because of the An, we were immediately on the hunt for a quote.

But this time? It wasn’t just any quote.

This line is attributed to Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, the legendary Russian composer. But more importantly, it wasn’t pulled randomly — it was used by Rosa Newmarch as an epigraph in her edited English translation of the official biography of Tchaikovsky… written by his brother Modest Tchaikovsky. Yes — Modest, like… (You know. That Modest.)

Let’s go on a deep dive of Tchaikovsky.

Love in the Shadows: Tchaikovsky’s Censored Letters — Classical KDFC

Let’s break that article down:

Tchaikovsky’s letters, only recently published in full, reveal explicit references to his relationships with men.

He wrote of a “delightful young creature.” and another as “an angelic creature and how I long to be his slave, his plaything, his property.” (Sound familiar? “Sweet Creature” should’ve started playing in your head right about there.)

Modest Tchaikovsky — Pyotr’s younger brother and also gay — was the one who kept his brother’s legacy alive. But to do so, he also became his first censor.

But how does that connect to Louis?

Because:

Here’s Louis on March 14th, 2016 Wearing Tchaikovsky’s name across his chest.

And in 2016, Tchaikovsky’s queerness was absolutely a talking point. In 2014, a Russian biopic about Tchaikovsky’s life was announced — but when it was finally released, all references to his sexuality were erased. The Russian government claimed there was “no proof” he was gay. Then, in a bizarre twist, Putin himself later contradicted this, saying: “Tchaikovsky was gay — but Russians love him anyway.” Source: Reuters

You can’t make this up.

Tchaikovsky couldn’t say who he was in public — But he composed it, coded it, hid it in letters, and left it behind for us to find.

Sounds a lot like someone else we know.

Oh, yeah, and the PFP updated to a white 16. (Yes, it looks backwards. Yes, it resembles a JS. But that's exactly how it is on a dartboard – Tonix3 checked for us and got us background information on why the numbers look weird. Because of the way the metal is bent and welded, that’s why the numbers often look strange. I did a deep dive to see if there was a font for these. And there is only one that I could find. But it’s not available for free use or on any of the major Font websites. You have to directly contact the creator. So either they got this from the creator or they are hand drawing these numbers exactly like they are on a dartboard.)

Addendum: Back to March 20th — Tennyson, Again.

Now, after the Tchaikovsky deep dive and the queerness buried in his letters, I need to go back in time (thank you, @backtothelighton !) to March 20th, and the very first “An" Observer tweet:

Day 11, 11:28 “One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.” — An Observer

I noted back then that this was from Tennyson’s ��Ulysses” — a poem about an aging king preparing for one final great journey. What we didn’t talk about then… was Tennyson himself.

According to the LGBT Archive, Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809–1892) was deeply entwined with another man, his best friend, Arthur Hallam.

From the poem he wrote for Arthur after he passed:

“Tears of the widower, when he sees A late-lost form that sleep reveals, And moves his doubtful arms, and feels Her place is empty, fall like these.”

The sorrow described is not just emotional — it's intimate. Physical. Many scholars believe this goes beyond platonic grief.

So, Tennyson had “Gay Rumors with His Best Friend”™?

And while there’s no concrete proof that Tennyson acted on queer desires, the emotional intensity and poetic intimacy between him and Hallam mirror so many other queer-coded historical relationships. Remember, we had no “proof” about Tchaikovsky until 2018. We had no “proof” about so many historical figures — because the proof was censored, buried, or coded into art.

On March 25th, 2025

At 1:18 PM, "An Observer" tweeted:

Day 17, 13:18 Everybody loves to tell me I was born an old soul. Better keep my Eyes Wide Open. There's so much that I don't know. — An Observer

I thought Day 16 was packed with layers and literary references...

This is a lyric. From Sabrina Carpenter’s song, “Eyes Wide Open.”

Which on its own? Innocent enough. But let’s start with the most innocent parts first — and end with the banger, shall we?

Back in 2014, Harry wrote one of the most heart-wrenching songs we’ve ever heard, "Don’t Let Me Go."

It includes this lyric: “I’ll keep my eyes wide open. I’ll keep my heart wide open.”

The story of this song? It’s about a relationship struggling under the weight of fame. The lights are too bright. The distance is unbearable. The connection is still there — but it’s fragile, hanging by a thread. He remembers the twin bed. The simplicity. The intimacy. Now he’s watching his partner from afar — but still holding on. Still pleading: Don’t let me go.

Fast forward to November 3rd, 2018 — The Halloween episode of The X-Factor. Louis shows up wearing a black shirt with bold white text: “EYES WIDE OPEN” — designed by Neil Barrett.

Now, let’s remember the vibe of that episode:

Robbie Williams dresses as Simon Cowell

Simon is a literal mummy

Dylan McDermott goes full vampire

And Louis? The scariest thing he could think of? Having your eyes wide open. Let that sink in.

Now here’s where it gets really interesting.

Yes, this quote is from Sabrina Carpenter’s “Eyes Wide Open.” So on its own, the Observer tweet could just be referencing the song. But…

Harry was spotted at Sabrina Carpenter’s London show backa at the begining of March (before he tropsed around Italy for a while), at the O₂ Arena.

Which — okay — maybe that’s just a concert. But then… A video surfaces of Harry, looking very unhappy to be spotted in his box. But in the background? Zara’s friends. And then — thanks to Sab, who took it a step further — we get the confirmation:

A little girl with a braid. There is a little girl with her hair in a single braid sitting just in front of them in both Zara’s Sabrina Carpenter photos and the video of Harry.

Harry wasn’t just at the concert. It’s possible he was there with Zara’s circle — why? In what world would Harry, who supposedly hasn’t even talked to Louis in ten years, be so close to his ex-bandmate's supposed girlfriend? I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Full post and non-debunk here:

The profile picture updates to a white 17.

At 5:33 PM, Louis puts a story on his Instagram of the inside of a studio.

This studio is called Real World Studios. It’s in Bath. It was started by Peter Gabriel and has been used to make some amazing records for artists that Louis absolutely LOVES including Amy Winehouse, Arctic Monkeys, The Courteeners, George Michaels. And there's another, I think. If I could just remember… oh yeah! Harry Styles.

Interesting to note that the album cover of George Michael’s Older that was recorded here looks very familiar. (I’ve seen a post about this somewhere but I can’t find it right now! So if you’re out there, please comment so I can give you credit!!)

At 10:00 PM, The Observer tweets:

FIG — The Observer

That’s it. One word. No context. No lyric. No timestamp breakdown. Just: FIG.

We were still deep in the Sabrina Carpenter spiral and trying to recover from Louis’ recording studio post, when The Observer decided to drop what might be the most cryptic tweet of the entire saga so far.

If you Google “eyes wide open” + “fig”, the first result is:

Genesis 3:7 “Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew that they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made loincloths for themselves.”

This is the moment in the Bible when Adam and Eve “wake up” — their eyes are opened, and suddenly, they’re filled with shame. They cover their nakedness with fig leaves.

Some scholars (and the internet) believe the fig itself may have been the forbidden fruit — not the apple. Why? Because figs are native to the region, and fig trees are specifically mentioned in the Genesis account. And because, well... figs are incredibly symbolic. They represent knowledge, sexuality, vulnerability — all the things that come with awakening.

A quick note on Harry’s leaves! The leaves tattooed on Harry’s hips? Not fig leaves. They’re laurels — a whole different larrie conversation.

Right now, I don’t have a confident theory. The Genesis verse feels deliberate, yes. But how it ties into the broader narrative — or what it's setting up for — is still murky. It’s unclear. But what is clear is this: “FIG” wasn’t just a random word.

If you’ve got leads? My inbox is open. Because right now, we're all just staring at this tweet like Eve in Eden, trying to decide if we’ve just bitten into something we were never supposed to see.

On March 26th, 2025:

Every year on this date, we knew what to expect.

Louis has tweeted on March 26th in 2012, 2013, 2015, 2018, 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024. Originally to mark the anniversary of his first X Factor audition, then, starting in 2021, it became the day of the first ever “Faith in the Future” tweet. Even after the album dropped, he kept tweeting it — like a quiet ritual. A breadcrumb trail.

So this year? We waited. Who would tweet first — The Observer or Louis?

Around 5:10 PM – The Two Ghosts Leak Breaks

Just as the fandom was refreshing timelines and holding breath…

The Two Ghosts video leak started circulating. And not the old, 15-second clip. This time, we got a full minute. A real, tangible piece of the mystery we’ve been chasing for seven years. Within moments of it gaining traction, the account that shared it? Gone. Wiped. Deleted.

I won’t do a full breakdown here (for that, please go read @hoovesandfloorpaws incredible post: here), but I do want to talk about how this leak connects to The Observer.

Because I missed something.

On Day 12 (the day of the tweet that leaked it), The Observer referenced Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here”. I got caught up in the “fish bowl” and the Pleasing fish— But I completely missed the music. the opening guitar notes of “Wish You Were Here” are nearly identical to the start of “Two Ghosts.”

It’s subtle. But it’s deliberate.

Now let’s look at the visuals.

The Two Ghosts leak shows Harry standing in a surreal river — the water rainbow-hued, oil-slicked, almost glowing. In one shot, he stands knee-deep, solemn and statue-still. In another, he floats in it — eyes closed, arms open, like surrender.

This was pre-rainbow flag tour shows. Pre-”we’re all a little bit gay”, pre-Dress Vogue, pre-Sparkly Bi Music™, this was HS1 Harry — still tied to his One Direction image but trying to break free. Maybe this video was “too loud” to release in 2017. Maybe it said too much — without saying anything at all.

At 6:59 PM, The Observer tweets:

“Faith in the future”

And then it’s deleted 30 seconds later.

We lose. our. minds. Because Louis? The one who always tweets it? Says nothing. For the first time since 2019, Louis doesn’t tweet on March 26th.

At 8:20 PM The Observer tweets

Day 18, 20:20 “Four walls, moody lights, a thousand chances to get it right.” — The Observer

This reads like a reference to the studio. And the timestamp? 20:20 as in 20/20 perfect vision.

Are finally seeing things clearly? Or maybe we’re just seeing what they wanted us to see.

The pfp updates to a white 18.

On March 27th, 2025:

Around 10:00 AM — Nicolas Rebscher -producer of “Out of My System” - posts from Real World Studios

A photo outside of Real World Studios

The song playing is “Out of My System” by Louis.

A video from inside the studio

The song playing is “What a Wonderful World” by Louis Armstrong “The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky / Are also on the faces of people going by…”

Let that lyric sit with you for a second. Rainbows. Faces. The real world.

At 7:30 PM The Observer Tweets:

Day 19, 19:30 “Every scar time can’t heal, roaming the world to find something real.” — The Observer

Real World Studios where Louis is as confirmed by Nicolas earlier. We’re being told where he is. And maybe how he feels.

Around 8:00 PM All of These Voices Posts Part One on TikTok

Out of nowhere, the Louis documentary — long removed from streaming — begins dropping, piece by piece, on TikTok. 14 parts. 1 per night. We’re reliving it all — in real time.

The pfp updates to a white 19.

At 11:35 PM The Observer Tweets:

"You take your time to see what’s right in front of you, causing The Observer to lose faith that you can manage in the real world. Now, more details slip through the cracks like ghosts of a forgotten past." — An Observer

This is the first time “AN” Observer account isn’t quoting someone else. It’s not a lyric. Not a poem. This is "An Observer" speaking about "The Observer."

We’re being told: we’re missing things, we’re not reading fast enough. And The Observer? Is losing faith in us. Yikes.

People begin connecting the dots as quickly as possible to correct this:

Real World Studios — where Louis is, confirmed

The Faith in the Future deleted tweet — but no post from Louis

The difference between “An Observer” and “The Observer”

That weird, haunting “FIG” tweet

The ghosts of what could’ve been

The colors of the rainbow — in the sky, on faces, in rivers, in leaks

At 11:55 PM The Observer tweets:

“Much better.” — The Observer

No timestamp. No flair. Just those two words.

Final Thoughts

As of writing this, it’s now March 28th, 2025 — Which means the countdown, if there ever truly was one, should end today.

And with it? Who knows what the future holds for The Observer, An Observer, or us.

But here’s what we do know:

We still do not believe this account is directly tied to Harry, Louis, or anyone officially connected to them. There is no indication that they have insider info, access to private accounts, or any kind of behind-the-scenes pipeline. Everything The Observer has posted has been public knowledge — If you knew where to look. How to look. And what to look for.

That alone is impressive. But what makes it beyond impressive?

Whoever is behind this account has spent countless hours combing through timelines, archives, lyrics, leaks, interviews, styling credits, religious texts, deleted TikToks, and Tumblr posts. They’ve crafted something that doesn’t just reference Harry and Louis’ story — it reconstructs it.

Meticulously. With intent. With love. With pain. And with a deep understanding of how their story has unfolded — In this life and others past.

We’ve seen this before. RBB/SBB. The coded signs. The layered visuals. The rabbit holes that led to unexpected places.

And, much like then, this too may end not with a bang, but with a fade. A quiet disappearance into the digital mist — Leaving us wondering if it was all a fever dream. Or if there was ever another explanation.

But right now?

We are standing at the edge of the Real World. We’ve learned to pay attention to details, to observe what’s in front of us, to question what’s missing, to listen for the ghosts.

We’ve revisited Tennyson, Tchaikovsky, James Dean, Genesis, and ghosts in rainbow rivers. We’ve watched the subtle shift from The Observer to An Observer and back again. We’ve been tested. Corrected. Challenged. Rewarded.

If this is the end?

Then we are grateful for the journey. For the questions it asked us to consider. For the stories it asked us to remember.

And if it’s not?

We’ll be watching. Eyes wide open. Hearts wide open.

Because even if time and fate have worn us down, we still have the will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.— Faith in the future. Whatever that may look like.

The Observer (Observed)

Either someone is deep in the Lore or LT3 era has begun.

Edit: I guess I am going to turn this post into a masterpost of sorts. I go more into detail about what I think this might be here (hint: not Louis).

But for now just please play it safe:

Don’t give them personal information.

Don’t engage in DMs with them.

Keep a healthy skepticism.

TIMELINE:

Twitter user @FromTheObserver was created on March 9th 2025.

At the time it first tweeted, it's pfp was a lavender eye with the roman numberals for 369.

The bio was "Through the looking glass the observer watches, craving what is just beyond reach."

The cover image was the below (MORE ABOUT THIS ARTWORK AT THE END):

At 2:44 GMT PM its first tweet said:

"The silence is broken. At last I return. Did your faith in the future endure, or did it waiver in my absence? You have waited, perhaps doubted, but the silence was never empty. I am ever present, hidden just beyond the veil. -The Observer

At 4:55 PM The Observer tweeted again:

Have you forgotten me so soon? -The Observer

At 7:44 PM Louis' official account tweeeted:

India I had no idea what to expect but you turned up in full force. From Doncaster to Mumbai. Fucking mind blowing! Thank you!

People started digging. "The Observer" appeared in a list of songs someone found on the French Music Directory SACEM. They first tweeted this list on February 2nd 2025.

I was able to confirm the listing at this link.

It is important to note though, that this lists SONY MUSIC PUBLISHING FRANCE as a sub-publisher and Reservior, Big Life Songs, and Inconnu Editur as publishers.

If we compare this to an LT released song, SILVER TONGUES, that ALSO has Sony listed as the subpublisher. So that doesn't debunk this as a real possible upcoming song.

For those who were saying that since it's sony he wouldn't use it. It appears Sony still has some claws in him. But thats normal in the music industry. A SUB-PUBLISHER doesn't mean he has a Sony deal again. It just means that BMG might not have the reach he needs in France to distribute so they'd rather pay someone else to do it.

I'd also like to point out that I could not verify this or any of the other songs on any American or UK repository like BMI or ACE.

I feel really uncomfortable digging into potential songs of Louis' knowing how badly he doesn't like the tracklist leaked. So this will be my extent of my digging on THIS SUBJECT. (But please feel free to let me know if I got anything wrong or I am missing something)

On March 10th, 2025:

At 1:30 AM The Observer tweeted:

I told you… But did you listen? -The Observer

Louis followed Lolla India sometime before 10:19 AM (based on the HL Daily update)

LTHQ Posted a Tiktok of Louis' show at Eletric Brixton around 4:38 PM (based on the HL Daily update)

Louis posted a reel from his time in India at 7:25 PM

At 10:00 PM (20:00) The Observer posted:

Day 1, 20:00 It’s eerily quiet in the laboratory today. - The Observer

At the time of this tweet, their pfp was the same lavender eye. HOWEVER the 369 roman numerals were gone. Replaced by a 7 (Or maybe a 1?). (For information about Louis' connection to the number 7, see this masterpost by @so-idialed-9.

On March 11th, 2025:

Louis poasted a pictures and video for Soccer Aid at 9:13 AM

Louis followed Soccer Aid on Instagram at 10:53 AM

Louis liked a photo from Soccer Aid of his 28 jersey at 1:44 PM

At 10:00 PM (20:00) The Observer tweeted again:

Day 2, 20:00 Watching from the outside, I can only hope not to become one of them. Perhaps I already have… Is it too late for me? -The Observer

The pfp at this time replaced the 7 with a 2.

On March 12th, 2025:

At 3:12 PM The Obsever Tweeted:

Day 3, 15:12 How can I change what’s already been written? If the past is in permanent ink, can the future ever be a blank page? -The Observer

At this time the pfp updated to a red 3 at the bottom.

Around 4:00 PM CST Louis followed footballer Jermain Defoe on Insta.

Also on this day, a pretty TeRrIbLe article from The Standard dropped, essentially making fun of 28, Louis, and his fans.

We also get a "Rome Unseen" of Harry drinking coffee with a friend and yelling at stalkers trying to take his picture.

On March 13th, 2025:

At 3:12 PM The Observer tweeted:

Day 4, 15:15 Inhale. Exhale. Surrender to what’s beyond control. -The Observer

Pretty telling for a fandom that is crashing out over circumstances outside of anyones control.

The number in the pfp changes to a white 4 in the right hand corner.

Louis doesn't move on this day.

On March 14th, 2025:

At 6:20 AM The Observer tweeted:

The shadow consumes the light. A fleeting moment where past, present, and future collide. Do you see it? Observe. -The Observer

It is important to note that there was a Blood Moon Lunar eclipse that could be seen in London just before dawn. "Stargazers around the world caught the first sign of the lunar event, which began at 05:09 GMT, on a livestream run by LA's Griffith Observatory."

Note the nod to the Observatory, to shadow consuming light.

The pfp stays the white 4 during this tweet.

At 3:18 PM The Observer tweeted:

Day 5, 15:18 Across a million futures, one constant endures. -The Observer

Sound familiar? If you are a Larrie, it should. Mr. "souces say he has trouble with long term relationships" used a similar line in his "You Are Home" promo.

(personal opinion here. take with a grain of salt. this has confirmed for me that Louis has nothing to do with this account. This line was too loud when H tweeted it. It didn't fit any narrative. It wasn't even related to anything on the album. This and the "half way home" debacle were some of the craziest wtf is going on here moments in the You Are Home tweet saga. If this had anything to do with his work or career, Louis would stay far away from using lines this closely tied to Harry.)

The pfp updates to a white 5 (which really looks like an upside down 2)

At 6:00 PM LTHQ posted an IG reel from India.

On March 15th, 2025:

At 10:00 AM The Observer tweeted and immediately deleted:

"A true observer must always be watching. Blink, and you'll miss what matters most. 625 369 825 007 326 028 -The Observer"

369 and 28 are both intrinscly linked to Louis and can be found in the masterpost at the begining. 007 is typically a reference to James Bond which Harry is a favorite to perfom the next James Bond song or play him.

HOWEVER, 625, 825, and 326 could possibly be month/years. As in June 2025, August 2025, and March 2026.

Louis is playing in Soccer Aid on June 15th 2025. (THIS COMES INTO PLAY IN A FEW DAYS. Approximately 40% of the articles about Louis' new stunt involve his involvement in SoccerAid and how he will be on the team with his stunt's very recent ex.)

Should we be looking for August 2025 and March 2026 events as well?

At 9:45 PM The Observer tweeted:

"Day 6, Unkown Too quick to catch, too fleeting to frame in memory. But a true observer is always taking notes. -The Observer"

The pfp updated to a white 6 (at the three oclock position)

On March 16th, 2025:

We got two posts again this day.

At 9:30 AM The Observer tweeted:

Day 7, Unknown How did we end up here? -The Observer

The past two posts have stated that the time is "Unknown" instead of giving us UK time. Have we stopped tracking the time? Have we moved timezones?

The pfp updated to a white 7 at this time as in accordance with the dart board.

At 11:30 PM The Observer tweeted:

Silent? Silenced. Patience. Observe. -The Observer

The first part of this refers to an Oprah interview.

The implication is that someone has not CHOSEN to be silent. They've been made to be silent. However, if we - as the audience - are patient, we can observe what they cannot say.

The pfp updates now. There are no numbers. The pupil is smaller and we can see what appears to be eyelashes in the top right corner.

On March 17th, 2025:

We ge two posts again today. But it's what happens in between that makes it important.

At 8:25 PM The Observer tweets:

Day 8, 20:25 No key to turn, no doors to guide A journey taken, far and wide The walls unfamiliar, the roads unknown A wandering soul, yet not alone -The Observer

The pfp updates back to the original eye with a white 8. Which looks oddly like an infinity sign as the circles are elongated.

First thing to note is that were back on UK time. The second - your intepretation of this tweet will matter to how authentic you think this account is. For me - when I saw "no key to turn, no doors to open". I immediately thought of the tattoo Harry has on his ribs of a birdcage with no door. Next to his drama masks. Above the SMCL (smile more cry later?) tattoos. There isn't a keyhole nor a door to this closet. The "you are home" door is closed, it cannot be opened.

Yet the last line of the 28 word (if you include the signature) poem leaves us hopeful. Despite the distance, the walls, the unknown roads, there’s an undercurrent of connection

Then an hour and a half later at 10:00 PM on the dot The Sun gives us our very first confirmation article of Louis' new stunt. Which I will not speak about in depth on this post. If you want more info, my page is full of it, but I don't want to muddy this post with that.

At 11:55 PM we get another tweet from The Observer:

Fabricated fairytales, observed by all. -The Observer

The pfp does not change.

The "fabricated fairytales" is a line from Louis' She is Beauty, We Are World Class. (my intrepretation of that song is here if you're into that kind of thing.) This is in direct response to the stunt. It is not mincing words or leaving room for interpretation by the timing. It is saying "this is a fake romance and now the world is watching".

On March 18th, 2025:

At 8:35 PM The Observer tweets:

Day 9, 20:35 Nearly Halfway Home. A long journey, but well worth it. -The Observer

The pfp uppdates to a green 9 as per the dart board.

The tweet itself, needs lore to explain.

On April 1st 2022, Louis registered a song Halfway Home. This registration can still be confirmed here.

THEN on April 13th 2022 (two weeks later), the You Are Home account for Harry's House promo tweeted "half way home"

Home, as a concept, has always deeply tied to both Louis and Harry and both of them together. The lore goes deep, but a summary is here.

The capitalization of Halway and Home, directs us to the song name.

But if were intepreting, it's also telling us that there is a plan in place. And though its a long way out, we're nearly halfway there and it will be worth it in the end.

On March 19th, 2025:

At 2:28 PM The Observer tweets:

Day 10, 14:28 A fresh set of eyes, born from little white lies. -The Observer

The pfp changes to a white 10.

Little White Lies is a clear refrence to the One Direction song, Little White Lies.

Bare with my little larrie heart here (but since this account is obviously also a larrie I'd be suprised if you aren't too) but Louis is in the headlines more than hes been in a decade right now. The PR is PRing. There are a whole new set of eyes on him. All because he's selling the story of some "little white lies".

DARTBOARD THEORY AND UPDATES

At this point, to anyone who is paying attention, it's become clear that the numbers represent a dart board.

See the most recent overlay below:

There have been a lot of recent theories revolving around dart boards after Louis posted one while he was in New Orleans for the superbowl and then followed a darts player on Instagram.

As to keep this unbiased and not tied to further speculation, I won't comment on the connection around all of the other people in Louis' life that have posted pictures of dart boards recently (just know that his sisters, Pleasing, Lamby, Niall, and more have posted dart boards - usually with the dart in the triple 20 spot). HOWEVER, darts has always been popular in the UK and its growing in popularity with the younger crowd recently. It's entirely possible that Louis just loves a game of darts at the local, and his sisters' boyfriends do to, and he's watching competive darts lately (especially the first openly gay dart player who is super popular right now), and Pleasing thought somehow darts were Valentine's day imagery.

EXTRA STUFF & FINAL THOUGHTS

As mentioned by this Twitter user, the artwork is pretty well likely AI generated (plus a little Canva/Photoshop for the numbers). It has all the tell-tale signs of generative AI (wonkey lines, misproportions, etc).

Louis has entire teams of graphic designers plus Joshua Halling (who loves this skind of thing) in his back pocket. He wouldn't need AI for any of this.

At this point, The Observer is definitely an interesting mystery, but whether it’s something to pay attention to or just a fan-run account remains to be seen. The AI-generated images are a major red flag—it’s hard to imagine Louis or his team relying on AI when he has actual designers and photographers on hand. Even his more cryptic rollouts in the past have been visually polished and intentional.

That said, the timing of the tweets, the SACEM song listing, and the number symbolism do make it intriguing enough to keep an eye on. If this is a fan project, they’re clearly deep in the lore and know how to grab attention.

Key Takeaways:

Be cautious. If this is a fan messing around, engaging too seriously could be dangerous to your online safety.

Don’t assume it’s official.

It's probably not connected and Louis probably knows nothing about it. If it is somehow connected it will become obvious soon. If it's not (way more likely), it’ll probably fade out like other fandom mysteries before it.

For now? I’m just observing The Observer. 👀

#the observer #this took much longer than i planned

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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 months ago

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chat htey fuckin jumpscared me while im trying to do my assignment

#this isnt xmen related but it can be if i try #i think enjoying james mcavoy comes with the territory of being a cherik enjoyer vjaeLKe thems just the strokes i dont make the rules #snap chats #'snap i thought you were sleeping' i was lying but it wasnt in bed i fear fjaELKEJ #no my prof has our assignments due at 8AM so i do them the night before WHATEVER its just reading news articles #and they put this ad at the bottom and i was term searching and i got jumpscared when the page jumped right to it #i saw the movie opening night and it was. the goofiest thing. the movie partially but My Night Mostly #cause at the beginning of the week i told my ma i was going to see it and she- trying to be a mother for the first time- was like #'oh we should watch it together :)' but as the time approaches she's like 'i mean do we HAAVE to watch it horror's traumatizing....'#im so glad i didnt go with my mom i know she woulda soured the whole thing for me she hates me and everything i love #like miss ma'am go AWAY i just went with my brother and the theater was virtually empty so we kept crackin jokes jvlkeakj #I STILL GENUINELY ENJOYED THE MOVIE THOUGH i should watch the og sometime but this was a good watch .... a fun one even...#this movie solidified the fact i love it when james plays- as he says- 'devilish' characters it is ACTUALLY primo to my life #so funny cause my bro and i still crack jokes about and reference it i didnt think he'd care bout it after we left but vjlkjlkja #ok im goig to bed for real now im tired and i wanna get up early to do work BYE

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clawsextended · 4 months ago

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in my perfect world everyone makes so many lesbian muses the men then have to deal with the exact same behavior when every single post ever written isn’t about dick.

#CLAWS RETRACTED.#[real talk: I’m a lesbian transmasc little enby guy. but my gender? is lesbian. it’s how I explain it. my attraction to women is a part of #my innate gender. that’s just how it is and the two things inform one another. heteronormativity is still so alive and now everyone can put #it under progressive little labels where the character is bisexual but everything that’s focused on for miles is the hetcoded shit. it’s a #cool little thing people do now. it went from when I was a kid and ‘there’s no such thing as bi you’re just confused’ to ‘everyone is bi #because it gives me points but I will never meaningfully observe the queer aspect of that identity and it can make me seem comfortable with #queer identities’. it’s lip service so much of the time. and I never ever ever say you’re only valid if you write bi characters in a #queercoded relationship. bisexuality is forever valid always even if you’ve NEVER been in a queer relationship. but this is writing and #real bisexual people (I’m not even bi I’m literally a lesbian) have experiences irl that make them feel shitty #when they see them boiled down to shallow. a lot in the same way I get upset when I see lesbian relationships brushed off or ignored in #spite of my own excitement toward the ship. MY POINT IS that lesbians are completely ignored by this point and I can say this both irl and #on here because when you live a life that excludes men from your romantic space you’re basically illegal. it drives me fucking insane. the #way anyone can make a fucking whitebread ass man on this site and their inbox will be exploding but you make a lesbian and you have to pad #quietly around because from jump you’re already worried about how people will perceive you and you KNOW they won’t be immediately welcoming.#this is an irl thing in such a big way and I’m a NEW YORKER. but the fact that this exists in the rpc? truly I miss when we just wrote and #enjoyed things and this wasn’t a cesspit of discourse instead of an actual creative community. like. I went to college to study boring #theses that couldn’t keep my attention. I slogged through litcrit theory. do I love it? yes. but some of yall really just wanna be on #debatebro YouTube and not in the actual rpc. it’s wild. everyone’s a philosopher but no one wants to meaningfully engage. and if they do #they want to in either bad faith or basically hardheaded ignorance about an issue. someone’s 2 seconds from rping destiny.#swear to fucking god if I see one person make an asm.ngold joke I will cry.]

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musicalmoritz · 8 months ago

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Every time I see a Dazai hate post I have to take a deep breath and remind myself not to argue because I will inevitably just end up using a lot of flowery words to call op an idiot

#that former ib student in me jumps out and i get real pretentious abt education real fast #wdym you’re openly admitting you haven’t read the light novels whilst trying to argue against a “headcanon” that has been confirmed multipl #times in canon?? you’re not smart!! those are terrible analyst skills!!#i’m talking abt ppl who try to analyze him and end up missing the core themes of his arc btw not the ppl who jokingly slander him #i’ve found that most dazai haters just fundamentally disagree with asagiri and they want to alter canon to fit their viewpoints #there are ppl who acknowledge his development and still hate him ofc but those fans don’t run their mouths as much #i can’t publicly defend my problematic faves bcuz i being a “idgaf” attitude to their crimes that the fandom doesn’t rly like #actually that’s a lie i DO acknowledge dazai’s crimes and i love how they contribute to his story #he’s literally my favorite character ever so i can get a little hostile abt him lol #which is why i don’t post abt him much outside of ao3 where i’m less likely to run into ppl who want to argue #the bsd fandom is what started my streak of blocking ppl at the drop of a hat #i blocked someone before posting this #osamu dazai #bsd #bungou stray dogs

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tenmissedcalls · 9 months ago

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goddd i miss having motivation so bad it's been literal ages since i've finished any drawings and it's so frustrating

#i think a lot of it is burnout from college tbh..#my spring semester was exhausting #i was spending like 20 hours on my studio class a week outside of our actual classes it was so bad #still tho #its summer ive had so much time #and yet #hghhhh #i miss when id draw like every day so bad #all that motivation and like.. creativity #tbh i think its bc my main interest rn i dont rlly do art for #i mean i do graphic designs and my commissions and stuff #and i really enjoy it #but i miss drawing #and im so rusty that i cant rlly just jump headfirst into drawing from real life references (aka kpop my main interest rn)#and i know i should just ease back into it and do some sketches whenever i have the time but #ive got such a weird like.. mental block about it #where the longer i go without drawing the more anxious i get about starting up again #its stupid #anyway #sorry #tw rant

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nyxdimandis · 1 year ago

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with the full disclaimer that i might be missing some context or significant piece of information & am fully welcoming anyone to inform me, i feel like. it really just doesn't seem like a huge deal that one of the "poison" storyboard artists is into "dark" kink. like this really feels like a non-issue to me

#tw sa mention #<- this is the only tag im putting on here cause i dont wanna get jumped #but like. idk. i feel like this is really just coming from people who don't..... understand how kink works?#and to preface im ace im not into kink im DEFINITELY not into hard/dark kink #but like ...... noncon is a whole genre of fanfic. cnc isn't an unpopular fetish. people who are into either of those things aren't #saying they find real life instances of assault to be hot. its fiction. its a fictional fantasy that in plenty of contexts is being #projected onto exclusively fictional characters #it sits super badly with me that people say 'you shouldnt let people with these kinks work on this show/hire these people' because #the sex lives of your employees being a deciding factor in what you allow them to work on seems. hm. really fucking weird ??#and ALSO also this person was JUST a storyboarder. they literally cannot be 'glorifying' or 'romanticizing' or whatever because #they are only STORYBOARDING they do not control the actual writing direction of the issue or #how it is framed by the narrative or handled within the writing #and the writing of hazbin hotel very clearly and repeatedly says 'hey this is a really bad thing that impacts angel super negatively and #he is all but verbatim saying he hates it and it is destroying him from the inside out'#and again i AM open to being corrected on this if there's some crucial info i'm missing or whatever and i DO think #there ARE glaring issues with the treatment of the subject of sa/harassment within the show #im not even going to get into the viv drama on twitter about this because. jesus christ #but. idk. i feel like this detail gets dragged on SOOOO fucking much when there are MUCH more productive discussions we could be having #mine

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago

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*head in hands* whats the opinion on the yakuza tv series brother

i cant have an opinion on a thing when the thing aint even out yet brother

#snap chats #im lying of course i can #i saw people complaining about the kiryu cast and like. eat rocks he's fine #also i saw more people complain about the fact they're adapting y1 again and like. Eat Rocks LMAO #if they're making a tv series it makes sense to start from the beginning. sins yakuza 0.#LIKE IT MAKES SENSE TO GO IN ORDER do i have faith they'll ACTUALLY go on to adapt y2 of course not #but hell if they're going to give a live-adapt series that's more in-depth compared to the movies and stageplay #then i'll be happy to watch it. again.#plus Genuinely it'd be weird to have a tv series and then skip right to y2 i KNOW people would complain bout the lack of y1 season #so it's a lose-lose situation in that respect #i know the real reason they can't do a y2 adaption is cause they'll never find a dude as yolked nor breasted as ryuji and thats ok #stageplay ryuji was cute but i understand wanting to be more on-the-money this time around take your time rgg ill understand....#could just have a xena moment. bro could be built like wireframe but his presence is what'll sell it yk what i mean #tho... kinda hard to do when he WILL have to be shirtless at some point.... anyways...#im always stoked to see what rgg puts out SO i wonder what the tv series will be like :)#i hope yumi is fleshed out... impossible since she's literally supposed to be missing the entire game but i can dream #I JUST WANNA SEE REINA AGAIN HIGHKEY and shinji....#also who's the dilf thats gonna play kazama.... i have my priorities straight ok #tl;dr im optimistic :) rgg keeps giving me reasons not to jump off a building so LMAO ill take what i can get to keep going

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no1ryomafan · 1 year ago

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SRW is such a funny thing for me to think about cause it’s like “wow a trpg game that’s been ongoing for decades that really encapsulates how huge and significant mecha is to japan by having every and all mecha been featured in this giant crossover that also has really cool attack animations that replicate the shows they’re from well, with new original content for some shows sprinkled in as well” at first glance then I proceed to be salty by going “oh wait the main show I like in here is only ever used for one iteration which they end up butchering and all the other mechas I’ve liked have shown up maybe once because I’ve liked the ones that had to flop in Japan- also this game caused tags to be unnecessarily filled with crossovers and people acting like they know a series just because it was in SRW thanks I hate it” and this cycle is only a constant because I haven’t actually played a SRW besides 30s demo for a bit 💀

#meg text #mecha rambles #super robot wars #SRW #I could never hate SRW just because it doesn’t give me what I want-that’s petty-and overall I’m sure it’s a fun time #but man does it suck to remember how getter is one of the big 3 but SRW fumbles using it despite the potential #I think it’s stupid to hate arma for SRW or merch but it’s absolutely overstayed it’s welcome SRW wise #because they aren’t even doing anything interesting with it which is PAINFUL because GO TEAM IS RIGHT THERE #you are sleeping on the potential of go team actually interacting with senior team more #because that is armas probably biggest missed opportunity especially regarding Kei #but let’s just pretend go team hardly is significant even though their MORE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS #(this in general will always bother the SHIT out of me with how arma is marketed even if I sadly know why)#”first protag is more remembered/liked” which is a constant pain in my side 💀#I feel like I’ve ranted about this tags before and getter wasn’t even why I made this post but whatever #the real reason I made this was because my big o brain rot got me like “wow this could be so cool to see in SRW again”#only to remember it flopped in Japan so they don’t want to use it #same deal as to why shin Jeeg never gets fucking used #I should at the very least be happy these two are at least owned by companies who do a lot of mecha stuff #so getting them in if they did isn’t a jumping through hoops risk #but at the same time “man if I ever wanna a crossover with these I’d have to write it myself”#”and I don’t wanna do that because all the tags already have too many SRW crossovers”#(I say as I have a idea I might do but shhhhhhhhhh)#maybe one day big o and Jeeg will come back but I doubt they’ll interact with getter because they’re completely different #despite their being SHARED aspects that someone else could totally like all 3 for that same reason

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cerastes · 1 month ago

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Dark Souls is MMA and Monster Hunter is Pro Wrestling.

Dark Souls bosses have insane tracking, and you can adjust your end contact point very freely before a certain point in the animation, your main way of dodging is to use your i-frames, and it actually speaks of a high level, seasoned player when they know which specific attacks can be dodged by just moving or minisprinting and how to do it. Fights are short, you fold in a few hit, but so do 95% of bosses in the franchise. Even in Dark Souls 1, the combat is faster and accounts for this balance entirely, and your main resource to mind is your stamina as your attack and defense all depend on it: If you run out of green bar, you will soon run out of red bad. It's a very straightforward fight, the boss is in the cage with you and you put your fundamentals, entirely based on your rhythm, timing, and management, in a short fight where you either know or don't.

Monster Hunter bosses have bad tracking, just like you, and i-frames are very strict in most cases, you don't mainly rely on your i-frames to dodge, you rely on Not Being There in the first place. Your attacks are committal, but so are the bosses', so if you move just a little, JUST a little, in the right direction, the monster just whiffed their entire bite or swipe. There's a lot of value in attacks that simply Move You, because Not Being There is king, as long as you are Not There, you don't get hit. The same is true for the bosses, sometimes they Aren't There and your roundslash misses, and you are stuck in a big animation. Speed isn't important, knowing where you are, where you'll go, and where you'll be is what skill is in this game, like jumping off the top rope, and it's a real skill. There's no cage in this fight, it's a ring, and the monster can and WILL run backstage now and then. You can pursue them and beat the crap out of them further in the changing room. You are expected to do this. But watch out! Sometimes you get beat up, and now it's you running around backstage, looking for a camp to restock on Power Coating and a meal. You can be fighting Rathalos From FFXIV in a heated brawl, and suddenly you get hit in the back of your head with a steel chair by Great Jagras. Great Jagras then hits Rathalos with the steel chair. It's not a 2v1, this is a 1v1v1, no one likes each other in this fight, because it's Pro Wrestling, you gotta be the champ in the end. It's about big huge flashy cool committal moves. And when you defeat Rathalos, you take his mask, this is what carving represents, it's a sacred process.

Dark Souls is MMA and Monster Hunter is Pro Wrestling. You agree.

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k0mmari · 5 months ago

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SYSTEM! SHEN YUAN AU

Okay, look, I've head a System SY idea for a while now (in fact, some of the ideas for this were used when I was first planning out Locked & Loaded), but after seeing @/artsarasp's System!SQQ AU, the brainworms have been once again come alive and I just need to get this out into the world. This is a very bare bones idea that I (probably) won't actually write, so walk with me for a second! Also this is going to be a very, very long post.

In this idea, the System actually is an interdimensional organization that deal with creating new worlds based on stories and making sure these worlds continue working as intended and (eventually), sending transmigrators to worlds that need 'improvement' (this improvement being very subjectice depending on which worker is assigned which story).

In SY's case, he's just someone who usually works behing a screen, in the most exciting cases he gets to guide transmigrators around but most of the time he just makes sure the stories 'code' is running normally and nothing world-breaking is going on in the stories (like someone managing to find a hack to skip defining plot points, or activating God-Mode somehow). He's very happy with this arrangement, btw! He was never one to run around and his boss has warned him once or twice for apparently being 'way too harsh' on the few transmigrators he got to be a System for.

Unfortunately, one day he is assigned to 'manually inspect' a world because a certain co-worker of his (Shang Qinghua) had been sent down there to handle a glitch but had gone missing instead. When SY asks why was he being the one asked to do this (not that he doesn't care for his friend, but he REALLY isnt made for running around), his boss says SY is the only other one who is familiar enough with the world to not get lost.

So that's how he find out SQH had managed to get himself stuck on the world he created (as a joke even, he hadn't even expected that when he was messing around with the company's program he would actually be able to create a new world based on the shitty novel he'd written as a human). And of course, SQH only having one friend, subjected SY to the story.

SY grumbles and denies ever seeing anything about SQH's story (or liking it, even if his boss kindly points out they never mentioned SY liked it) but eventually he agrees; and that's how he finds himself being teletransported onto the world of PIDW, carrying a pair of Debugging Sheers he'd never thought he would have to hold (he calls them Big Scissors), with the mission of finding SQH and dealing with the glitch that was still somewhere in the world.

Though, when he goes to message his supervisor about the specifics (where he should go or what was the last known location of SQH), he finds out that his Personal System has apparently already been affected by the glitch ("ALREADY??") that he was realizing worked more like a virus. Fortunately some messages were still going through, and his supervisor notified him they couldn't send him directly to the location he needed to be, specially because the virus seemed to have fragmented and spread to various parts of the stories timeline. SY now has to jump around through time a few times and slowly cut doen the glitches caused by the virus.

Thus begins Shen Yuan's Great Narrative Haunting (in real time.).

Luckily, for him, the place he first appeared was already one of the spots the virus has infected the world, and it seems to be in a town not too far away from him, so with a quick activation of the 'Ghost Mode' function (avaiable for all System staff to make it easier when they have to manually fix something, making them invisible and untouchable), SY heads to the town.

The glitch actually doesnt take too long to find (it was a buggy tree clipping onto a nearby river, which only needs a snip of the Big Scissors to disappear from reality), but when SY and passing through the town to find some better signal for his Personal System so he can jump forward to the next stop, he sees a group of snickering kids leaving an alleyway. A bit curious, he passes by the alley and barely manages to see through the pouring rain and spot a trembling figure on the floor. Of course, PIDW was never meant to be a happy or forgiving world, so SY is not surprised at the idea that some kids were bullying a smaller kid, though it still makes him upset.

He kneels close to the child and turns off 'Ghost Mode', pulling out an umbrella from his inventory (yes, System staff ALSO get an inventory, no one wants to have to carry aroung those big ass scissors), covering him from the rain. The boy is shaking from the cold, and even if SY can't check the boy's identity (since his system is still buggy), he reasons the probability of him coming into contact with an important character is very small, and even if System staff aren't supposed to interact with characters, he limits himself to at least getting the boy out of the rain.

Luo Binghe later wakes in a bench underneath a small shop's roof, covered in a thick cloth, having no idea how he'd gotten there besides the vague dream (or memory?) of a strangely dressed person patting his hair and taking him into their arms. He notices the rain has stopped and he's perfectly dry. Shen Yuan, seeing the kid seems to be doing well, finally jumps to his next location.

It doesn't take long for SY to figure out where he is when he loads onto the next mission location, in fact, he's almost certain he'd recognize the bamboo forest and calm, almost dream-like atmosphere of Qing Jing Peak anywhere. Seeing there that Qing Jing even exists in the first place, he deduces Binghe is still not emperor, so this time he makes sure to not be seen by any characters. It also doesn't take for SY to find his next target, as a commotion behind him catches his attention.

And oh, if he isn't familiar with the scene. A few older looking disciples push around a smaller looking boy, while a girl insistently shouts for the leader of the older disciples to stop. SY barely managed to appreaciate how Luo Binghe looks so cute as a child before (who he assumes is) Ming Fan snatches rips an amulet out of Binghe's neck. It's quite the heartbreaking scene to watch live, poor Binghe fighting for the only remaining piece of his adoptive mother without even knowing he's destined to never see it again. SY's Personal System may be buggy but it's still functional enough to detect if SY has a direct impact on the main storyline, so SY is basically forced to stand still and watch.

Though, since he had a clear view of the whole scene, when Ming Fan throws the jade pendant into the forest, SY can perfectly follow the arch of the necklace and sees where it landed, which is when an idea pops into his head. Distantly hearing Luo Binghe and NYY frantically searching for a necklace they'll never find, SY spots where the fake jade glimmers high up on a tree brench, though it's glimmer is distorted by the distinct sight of a glitch corrupting it's form. If SY were to follow standard procedure, he'd just have to bring out his Sheers and snip the necklace out of existence, but looking at it... Would it be so bad if he debugged the necklace the longer way?

Besides, if Binghe has the necklace or not, it's not like this one item is going to interfere with the major story anyways. SY isn't stopping Binghe from falling into the Abyss, he's just... Returning a lost item to it's intended owner.

Later, after an exhausting afternoon of what seemed to be searching through every nook and cranny of Qing Jing Peak's surrounding forest, Luo Binghe goes back to the shed he sleeps in utterly defeat and feeling strangely hollow; that is, until he opens the door and finds a new, thick blanket neatly folded in the middle of the shed, way too clean to be anything he had previously owned, and atop of it, his precious jade pendent, sitting there as if it never even dissapeared. Luo Binghe distantly notices that nobody that visits the shed ever lets the door closed after they visit.

The third location SY goes to leaves him no time to acclimatize, as he's immediately attacked by a beast, and only after (struggling to) kill it, does SY notice the unfortunate situation he was placed into: the Immortal Alliance Conference. By this point, he's already figured out his Personal System is most likely using Binghe's energy as Protagonist to make up for the energy it can't use due to it being partially corrupted, and the energy it needs to save up so SY can go back to the System's head quarters, so it really wasn't a surprise that he would be sent to this specific plot point, but dammit can't he avoid having to be near the place where his favorite character is thrown into hell??

And, well, there's also the problem that a beast attacked him, which meant it saw him, which meant his Ghost Mode was also glitching out, and after fiddling around which a half functioning System interface, it seems that the presence of the virus here is stronger than the other places, though still not the biggest chunk. Truly, just the cherry on top of his situation that he'd have to scurry around and somehow manage to not bump into anyone.

As is his luck, as SY tries to head closer to where his System is signaling the glitch's presence, other monsters continue attacking him, which besides slowing him down a considerable amount, it also causes the risk of him being picked up by the people watching the Conference through the Spirit Eagles circling the area, which is the last thing he needs.

Eventually he goes to the closest spot he can to the glitch, but a snapping sound behind him sends him into full panic. A person stands behind him, which leaves SY wondering how he managed to miss someone sneaking up on him like this. "You seem to have dropped something." the person says, and SY eyes immediately fall to his body, scanning himself to what he might have lost, and his hand basically flies to his throat when he notices the tassle that is usually nestled there is missing. He quickly turns around, only to come face to face to the golden protagonist, mister Luo Binghe himself.

Binghe tries interrogating SY as to what he's doing, sneaking around the supposedly sealed off Conference grounds, and SY, in his panicked state (slightly fuelled by a fanboy-induced craze) tries to fumble for excuses, but only when Binghe finally understands that the feeling he gets when looking at this strange person is an undeniable sense of deja-vu and tries asking SY if they'd met before, a loud rumblind shakes the ground: the Abyss has opened.

SY feels even more panicked, cause what this means is eventually, not only will he be discovered by Luo Binghe (his supervisor is going to kill him), but he could possibly be discovered by Shen Qingqiu, of all people! He doesn't get too much time to think about his grand escape however, as a piercing shriek comes from the Abyss rift. Right, how could he forget about the Black Moon Rhinoceros Python? And-- Oh, of course! Of course the damn thing would be virus-infected object!

After teaming-up with Binghe, the both of them manage to subdue the monster long enough that SY managed to snip it, though while they both catch their breath, SY belatedly realizes he just helped Binghe fight with the monster he was supposed to fight. Alone! The monster who was supposed to break his demonic seal! And, like clockwork, he can distantly hear what can only be SQQ's hurried steps through the forest! FUCK!!

With no other option, and Binghe now wanting to continue his interrogation, SY hurriedly start to walk towards the Abyss rift, frantically giving Binghe tips about what he could do in the Abyss to have an easier time, though when he catches a glimpse of green robes between the trees, SY types something on a floating screen and jumps backwards, Binghe letting out a shocked scream. Unfortunately, the protagonist won't be able to do nothing about the seemingly insane and way too familiar man who just jumped into the Abyss, as a rustling sounds behind him, and he's met with a newly regenrated Black Moon Rhino.

SY feels horrible about spawning a new one after Binghe just finished fighting one, but the story must continue, and with his Personal System finally free from most of the virus corruption, SY leaves one last gift as an apology and warping away before hitting the Abyss' ground. Later, when Binghe wakes up at the bottom of the rift after being pushed by SQQ, the first thing he sees is a qiakun pouch, full of useful items and tiny note at the bottom that reads 'Sorry!'

Pt.2

Pt.3

#sorry for any typos its literally 1am #this became to huge doe omg #im so sorry i thought i would manage to keep it simple #who am i kidding #when have i ever managed to keep an AU simple #svsss #drabble #fanfic #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #luo bingge #bingqiu #bingyuan #binggeyuan #this is binggeyuan btw #digital art #komm's system au

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sanjisblackasswife · 10 months ago

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JJK Men with a GF with a Fat Ass (NSFW-ISH)

…I’m taking a small break from drawing and I missed doing HCs. Shaddap.

Ft. Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Toji, Choso

Black ! Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Twt Links!, mentions of sex, men are a bit OOC

Gojo

Gojo definitely does this to you anytime you lay on his lap. And if he finds out you’re not wearing any panties under it…welp..all plans are now cancelled

He’s a pervert and it’s your fault.

He’s never really seen women of your stature often so when you both were younger he was so BLUNT with his thoughts about your body.

“You have a very voluptuous—“

“Imma stop you right there….VO-WHO?”

“You don’t know what the word vo—-“

“No, I know. I’m confused as to why you are using that word when talking about my ass.”

Gojo is 6’6-7” , he’s a big nigga, but can he handle a big behind?

No.

No he cannot.

He constantly uses his blindfolded eyes to shamelessly watch the way your walk across the room in public. His poker face is actually impressive, but if you couldn’t see how tight his fist were in his pockets it’d prove otherwise.

He’s so got damn childish he does this shit sometimes because he thinks your ass is perfect for playing on

“CAN YOU STOP.”

“Whhhyyyyuuuhhhhhh.”

When you wear moomoo’s or a big shirt it is his favorite

Yup.

Moomoo.

Your ass is free to move and shake to its desire and he just watches in awe. He loves you bad.

Another thing he loves doing is napping on your butt, he doesn’t sleep often, unfortunately, but he can attest that the best nap he has ever taken was in between your plush thighs and ass.

He blames his pretty little girlfriend as to why he is now an ass man when he initially was a boob guy.

Geto

He takes these kinda pictures with you which sometimes leads to him pulling down your underpants and massaging it with his bare hands to then licking or kissing it to then…eating…you…out…while you’re standing.

He loves watching you put on clothes.

Having to shake, jump, and wiggle yourself into some pants is actually so sexy to him.

If your butt is anything like mine and is HEAVY. He LOVES it even more , watching the way the movement in your butt and thighs to match is something Geto finds so so mesmerizing.

One thing about Geto he’s very sneaky, he’ll come up behind you to help pull up your bottoms you clearly need no help putting on, and everytime he does you can feel a slight pressure on your ass that is a verrrryyy familiar feel to a bulge.

He can’t help it, your ass is so pretty.

Sitting on his lap is a must, whether he is talking with someone in public or doing some work he needs to feel your weight on him.

The first time you sat on his lap you swore you heard a groan. When you turned to ask him if he was okay, his cheeks were very pink.

He denies it to this day, but even if he did it’s your fault because why does your ass feel so good against his pelvis?

Showers with Geto are so insufferable in the best way because once you finish cleaning yourself your long haired boyfriend can’t wait to practically grind and hump against you into the cool shower wall.

He definitely loves hugging you from behind, swaying you back and forth. To others it’s a cute gesture seeing such a big man hold you so close, practically dwarfing you , only you and him know the real intention behind it was just him whispering how good you look in that dress and how badly he wants you.

Geto is such a sensual person next to nanami. Even after sex and you’re laying with him in a bliss he finds his way to continue his love by kissing and licking you down and praises of how beautiful and sexy you are even after such activities. He calls it “Cleaning you up”…little perv.

“‘Was wrong?… Embarrassed?”

“YES.”

“Good, now c’mere.”

Toji

Ass eater.🫵🏾

That’s an ass eater he eat ass🫵🏾.

Toji “Ass Eater” Fushiguro

You thought gojo was shameless? Toji is WORSE

As an ass connoisseur he prides himself on always reminding you how fine you are to him.

“You like my dress?”

“Hell yes, mama. Turn around for me.”

SWAT to the ass just to see it recoil

He definitely slaps and GRABS. It’s kinda hot though because he’ll do it anytime anywhere

For example you went with him to some horse racing game for him to make bets and got hungry so you headed to grab a few drinks and snacks. Before walking past him, his legs were spread, tooth pick in his mouth and just like clock work you feel a firm hit to your Jean covered behind.

“OOWWUH!”

“Sssh, Baby im watchin the game….what? Your ass was all in my face what else could I do?”

Whether you are a chunky girl or a skinny girl with a larger butt he don’t care he quite actually is your biggest fan.

Toji is your new seat btw.

Not just his pretty face but his lap too.

He’s a big strong man so don’t EVER think or assume you’re too heavy for him. It ACTUALLY wounds his ego more than you think.

Of course Toji being the ass eater he is almost every other night is spent just like this or sitting on his face. He never seen himself as a pleasure dom kinda guy. With his one night stands he only had sex for himself, but with you of course being the first woman he finally got to love after MamaGuro he takes his time with you. It’s a slutty sight but he knows it’s exactly what can get you off before him

Nanami

This man here.

A KING.

Freaky king but a king none the less.

He loves every part of you.

Which is what he does say and prove everytime you both are together but he does have a small little quirk about him that you aren’t sure whether or not to point it out in fear he may stop out of embarrassment or awareness.

Most men guide their woman by putting their hand on their lower back

Nanami however does this

ESPECIALLY on date night.

Just like Geto he loves to watch you dress, but also dresses you himself

“Wear this, yes? It compliments your skin beautifully.”

“You sure it’s not, because it’s a bit tighter below the waist?”

And now hes blushing.

He’ll admit. Whenever you come and visit him during lunch to feed him a home cooked meal he hates to see you go but LOVES to watch you leave.

Especially with that sundress you wear during the spring.

Nanami definitely is another man that will practically BEG for you to sit on his face.

“It’s okay, baby, honest. Use my face.”

“Kentoooo—!??”

One of his favorite ways to eat you out is like this. It was actually so embarrassing for you at first only because of his SLUTTY MOANS. Which was something you wouldn’t expect from a man like him, but you wasn’t complaining!He whined and whimpered so shamelessly inside you, you couldn’t even make eyes contact after cumming on his tongue.

Choso

Lord bless him.

He is very….confused to say the least.

He never understood the attraction of women’s parts.

Of course he found YOU attractive, but that was all over until he seen your shape.

“Oh.”

“…oh?”

“You—“

You usually wore baggy clothing like him. You decided to change really quickly at his new apartment and he was watching you.

Who knew you had a BODY LIKE THAT under all of those clothes!

“You’re sex—cute…”

Choso isn’t necessarily a shy man, but more hesitant when it comes to touching and complimenting you…

You’ve told him time and time again he is free to touch you when he wants but you sometimes have to guide him.

Usually when he wants to grab your ass he walks DANGEROUSLY close behind you.

So a few times you take his hand and place it on your cheek. For a moment he just rubs his hand across the soft skin and then SQUEEZE.

Choso loves to kneed and rub on your ass while he licks you so usually it’s 69 or you laid to your side.

Another things he actually loves seeing you in are sweats with a small top. Your lower body being heavier than the top is so attractive and you look so squeezable he can’t help but to hug you from behind

Please. Please PUH LEASE wear thigh high socks around him the ones that go RIGHT UNDER the cup of your ass and shake it JUST A LIL in front of him.

Moans at the sight everytime

No like literally MOANS by just looking at your ass jiggle.

He doesn’t think he’s a pervert but from how he grinds and hump against your ass while you sleep says otherwise.

If yall are wondering why I didn’t really speak on backshots it js because ALL OF THEM GO FERAL DOING IT.

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Okay, this is a bit of an odd request, but could you write a threesome between No-el, Se-Mi, and the Fem!reader? Like both No-el and Se-Mi are ganging up on the reader to fuck hard enough for her to see stars.

I don't really have a plot in mind. Maybe another contestant was flirting with the reader and they both get jealous so they corner her in the bathrooms? And the reader is more than willing to fuck them too.

Thank you so much!

NOBODY KNOWS — NO-EUL (GUARD 011) & SE-MI (PLAYER 380)

◜ pairing ... no-eul / guard 011 & se-mi / player 380 x fem reader

◜you knew you were fucked, as you managed to get two women jealous over you.

𔗨 author's note — came ten times writing this so i apologize if i took so long /j. lets just pretend mi-na's still alive and happy in this fic <33 (i needed this no-eul fic as much as you guys do because theres little to no fics about her and im so sad and I JUST NEED HER.) [lowercase intended]

♡ upcoming fic — se-mi + comfort

warning: smut [threesome, fingering, oral]

"ugh, get off meeee!" mi-na tries to wiggle you off as you cling tighter onto her arm. right now was your second game, and they had asked everyone to team up into five— your team included you and mi-na, thanos, nam-su, and se-mi who had been acting distant ever since you guys sat down waiting for your team's turn.

you were sat in between mi-na and se-mi, the latter who had been sneaking glances to the both of you without you noticing.

"i'm scared, what if i mess up?" you unconfidently mutter to your bestfriend, who looked at you with an expression that read 'are you kidding me?'

"babe, i've seen you play gonggi ever since we were kids. and there was not a single time where you missed catching. you won't mess it up." mi-na said, grabbing your hand to reassure you.

"you've known each other since kids?" se-mi spoke up beside you, making you both turn your heads to her. your lips form into a polite smile, she finally spoke.

"yes, we were neighbours but she actually used to bully me—" mi-na cuts you off as she rolls her eyes, "yah! don't just go and tell some nobody shit about us." she nudges you as se-mi scoffs.

"the fuck you mean nobody? if it weren't for me, she wouldn't have made it past first game." your smile drops as se-mi speaks, well it was true— if it weren't for her catching you during 'green light red light', you would've been dead by now.

"you bitch—!" mi-na started but you immediately jumped in, "it's fine. not a big deal." you shoot your bestfriend a look to calm her down. please, not now.

mi-na flips her hair and crosses her arms against her chest, turning her attention to the purple-haired man beside her, who called himself thanos. he notices her and smiles, starting a conversation with her.

you turn to look at se-mi and give her an apologetic smile, "i'm sorry about her. she acts the same for everyone, if that makes you feel better." se-mi rolls her eyes, pressing her tongue against the inside of her cheek as she darts her eyes back to the contestants currently playing.

you just pressed your lips together in a thin line at her lack of response before you turned your head back to also watch as you fiddled with your fingers anxiously.

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"can't it be our turn already? my ass is starting to hurt from sitting." you hear mi-na complain under her breath. you roll your eyes playfully as thanos smirks, "don't you worry babe, i'll massage it for you later." nam-su—you think that's his real name. thanos calls him nam-gyu, despite nam-su correcting him many times already until he got tired and just let it be— looks at the purple-haired guy weirdly, you couldn't blame him.

"get a fucking room"

finally, the current team playing made it to the finish line. all of you stood up, cheering the group that won. you turned to mi-na the same time she does and you both crash into a hug as if your own team had won.

beside you, was se-mi staring at the both of you, jaw clenched and hands formed into fists. she sat back down as mi-na and you finally calm down, smiles still plastered onto your faces. the both of you sit back down and you tilt your head at mi-na, whose eyebrows are furrowed as her gaze was locked at something behind you. you follow her gaze, simply seeing a triangle masked guard.

you look back to mi-na before you spoke, "what's wrong?" you see her blink as she snaps out of it, looking to you instead, "nothing. just felt like that guard behind us was staring."

you laugh, "you're overanalyzing everyone. what? gonna fight that guard too?" she rolls her eyes at you as she shakes her head, sighing. "whatever."

moments later, it was finally your team's turn. what mi-na said was right— you didn't mess up during playing gonggi. in fact, the each of you managed to play all the mini games smoothly and went back to the large room without any scratches.

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it was finally bedtime, after doing the votings. you and mi-na had voted for go home, while the other three in your group voted for the opposite. you toss and turn in your bed, unable to sleep. many thoughts are racing inside your mind and you would literally kill just for them to give you a break.

suddenly, your mind wanders off, and a girl with the bold personality comes to mind. se-mi. just the thought of her makes you squirm. you had noticed the way she looked at you, the way she touched you everytime she had a chance to.

heat rushed to your core. really? right now? you shift, removing the pillow supporting your head and placing it in between your legs instead. it's not enough, you thought. with a sigh, you hesitated before slipping yourself out of bed and drag your feet towards the door on the left side of the room.

you knock on the door softly, patiently waiting for the masked men to answer. seconds later, the hinged cover on the window swings open, revealing a triangle masked guard.

"restroom. please." you speak, before adding "my stomach really hurts." you see the guard pause for a while, before shutting the hinged cover and you sigh in defeat, preparing to walk back to bed. the door opens and you look up, the triangle masked guard standing on the side, making way for you.

"i need to go too." you flinch as you hear someone speak behind you. glancing to your back, your cheeks heat up as you see the girl you had just been fantasizing about earlier. se-mi glanced back, looking directly into your eyes.

you snapped your head back, facing forward. with an awkward cough, you walk forward, se-mi following behind as the triangle masked guard guides you both towards the restroom.

the guard opens the door for the both of you as soon as you reach the restroom. se-mi walks past you, going inside first before you walked in next.

the door shuts behind you just before you hear one of the bathroom stall's door slam shut. you just stand there for a moment, why was i here again? right. to get yourself off.

you felt disgust towards yourself as you made your way to the sink, turning on the faucet. you start to wash your hands as you think: but how the fuck am i supposed to do that when the woman you were thinking about is also inside this restroom and wouldn't that be so disgusting to think of someone like that an— your thoughts were cut off as you look back up to the mirror in front of you, startling as you see se-mi just meters away behind you.

you turned the faucet off before you turned around, facing her. "you scared me." you said quietly, your chest rising up and down. she snickers before she spoke up, "scared you, huh? don't tell me you don't like me being in the same room as you, alone."

she clicks her tongue, "you think i haven't been noticing your little stares?" oh so she felt it too, the thing between us. "you're probably having dirty thoughts right now for all i know." her lips form into a smug smirk, making your knees feel like jelly.

your lips part and the restroom door suddenly swings open, making you both snap your heads to look. your eyes widen in fear as you see a triangle masked guard walk inside, locking the door behind. your head turns to look at se-mi, who didn't look as scared at all. what the fuck? you thought.

your heart started to hammer in your chest. you hear rustling as you look back to the guard. he— or she— started taking the mask off, revealing piercing eyes, before taking off the balaclava next. it revealed a woman. a rather hot woman, she had short black hair and a scar on her right cheek that was still reddish.

"s-semi..?" your voice came out shaky, as you reached for the girl beside you. you were so confused and scared, not knowing what this guard's deal was. she glanced at you, walking in front in a protective manner, before speaking to the woman you didn't know the intentions of.

"why the hell are you here?" she bravely starts, "don't you guys have your own restrooms?" se-mi huffs at the woman. you admired se-mi for her courage to talk confidently but at the same time you're scared shitless for her.

the woman sighs, "why the hell—? fuck—" she starts, before adding: "to join in on whatever the hell you two are doing."

"to join in on—? ah." se-mi pauses as if she read the woman's mind. "i see. you want her?" se-mi chucks her head sideways at you, as the woman glances at your confused state— eyebrows furrowed and eyes doe. you looked like a puppy, which made her want to ruin you even more.

"wha-what?" you stuttered, fiddling with your fingers. "what do you mean? what do you mean you want me? how?" you hear se-mi chuckle as the woman in front of you crosses her arms. want me? want to kill me?? or like, sex? hopefully sex. different thoughts raced to your mind.

"don't act dumb now sweetheart. you know exactly what i mean by it." se-mi cooes at you mockingly.

"well.. what do you say? are you up for it..?" the woman speaks up again with her raspy voice. you bit your lip, as they both stare at you in anticipation. fuck it.

you shyly nodded as you look down at your fingers. "words." your head snaps up to look at the woman once again before saying, "fine— yes.. i'm down."

after hearing your confirmation, the woman starts to unzip her red jumpsuit, making your legs weak. se-mi walks closer to you, "take your jacket off, baby." she softly says. you comply, before se-mi speaks up once again "shouldn't have been so close to your 'bestfriend' in front of me"

you furrow your eyebrows in confusion, dropping your jacket onto the floor. "oh. i guess we're both in here for the same reason, then." the woman speaks, your cheeks heat up as you saw her figure— she had the jumpsuit unzipped down to her waist, revealing a sports bra underneath.

se-mi snickers as she pushes your shoulder, making you fall down to your butt. "you saw that too?"

"was observing them from afar." oh.

"huh? bestfriend? you mean mi-na?" se-mi hums as she squats down to your level.

"but- but we're just friends?" you lock eyes with se-mi as the other woman walks just behind you.

"we're just friends," se-mi mocks you, "bullshit."

the woman's also bent down to your level now and you can feel her hot breath against the back of your neck. "shirt, off." she whispers.

you hesitantly grap the end of your shirt, you were shy to show them your body, it'll make you feel too exposed and pathetic.

the woman behind you clicks her tongue, before she takes your shirt off herself impatiently. "hesitant now? you weren't as hesitant earlier when you kept flirting with your friend."

"won't be surprised at all if the both of you had sex before." semi continues, you were now left in your bra and tracksuit pants. "slut."

your breath hitches as the woman behind you started kissing the side of your neck softly, while her gloved hands traveled to your covered breasts and started caressing them over the cloth. "no-eul. my name's no-eul." she whispers in between leaving kisses on your neck.

you whimper, your hands going towards your pants to slide it down your legs. se-mi helps you and she throws it aside, exposing your soaked underwear. "you look so pretty like this. so wet for us." se-mi purrs as she presses the pads of her fingertips to your clothed cunt.

the woman— no-eul— unclasped your bra and you wiggle it off you as the cold air made your nipples hard. no-eul takes off her gloves and immediately brings them back to your boobs to grope them.

you let out a soft moan, head tipping back to kiss no-eul. she complies, taking your soft lips onto her chapped ones. the both of you make out as se-mi kept herself busy sliding down your underwear. you lifted your hips up slightly to make it easier for her, and once they were finally off, she spreads your legs as her breath hitches.

you pull away from the kiss and rest your head on no-euls shoulder while she continued to touch your chest. semi leans down and starts to leave kisses on your thighs, sometimes sucking them.

your head shoots up to look at se-mi. "se-mi please" you plead, "please what?" she murmurs against your inner thigh.

"please, eat me out. please."

"yeah? is that the same way you beg mi-na?" she taunts, "no, no— we don't fuck i swear! we're just friends." you cry out, your hips bucking up, desperate for any contact.

you tilt your head back to no-eul's shoulder once again, pouting and whining, "no-eul.." the woman chuckled at you and shook her head, "you have to beg, baby."

you look at se-mi as your lower lips tremble. you didn't even care at this point on, "please se-mi, i— i promise we're both just friends. really- i— i swear she's straight. just please, i need you."

"give the poor girl what she wants, don't be so mean." you were grateful that no-eul spoke up, as it finally led to se-mi giving in.

your back arches as your head falls down to no-eul's left shoulder. se-mi latched her lips onto your aching clit, swirling it with her tongue. soft gasps escape your mouth—that's very close to no-eul's ear— making her hear everything loud and clear.

"mnnnh— so good.." no-eul herself was getting wetter and wetter at your noises: soft moans and the lewd sound your wet cunt is making while se-mi hungrily makes out with it.

"fuck, baby.." you swear you just heard a low moan from no-eul, but maybe you're just tripping, considering your mind is spinning around right now out of pleasure.

you reach for no-eul's hand, bringing it to your mouth before you started to suck on her ring and middle finger. "shit," no-eul mutters, her fingers softly thrusting in and out your mouth, "don't do this to me."

se-mi hums against your cunt, her tongue teasing your entrance before she pushes it in. many things are happening too fast right now, you could feel your orgasm growing.

no-eul pulls her fingers out of your mouth, a string of saliva connecting them. she leans down to kiss you, making your moans muffled. your hand travels towards se-mi's hair as you push her head deeper. you couldn't think of anything that's better than this: no-eul's tongue exploring your mouth while se-mi's explores your cunt.

"i'm going— to cum—" you say in between kisses, loud enough for se-mi to hear. you should be thankful for se-mi being nice, because she speeds up, eager to make you cum and taste you.

and then it happens. everything waist down tightens as you release, your orgasm ripping through you. a loud moan escapes your mouth and onto no-eul's who pulled away and watched your pleasured face. se-mi laps your juices up before you feel no-eul remove herself from behind you.

se-mi stands up and no-eul whispers something to her, nodding before she pulls her pants and underwear down and tosses them somewhere else. you lick your lips at the sight before no-eul spoke up

"on your hands and knees." holy fucking shit— se-mi places herself down as you turn around, your legs slightly wobbling while you try to support yourself using your hands. your face was met with se-mi's dripping core before she speaks "well?"

"i- i don't know how to... um," you shyly say, not feeling confident to make someone cum.

"it'll be fine, just trust your instincts." trusting her, you lean down to close the space between you and se-mi's cunt, giving her light kitten licks. "fuck— more." she forces out. you started making '8' patterns against her clit as she lets out a breathy moan.

your eyes widen as you moan out loudly from no-eul slamming two of her fingers inside you without any warning. "fuck—! mngggh!" se-mi didn't let you adjust as she forcefully pushes your head down to her core, making your moans muffled against her, sending vibrations to her whole body.

tears started to well up in your eyes as no-eul's fingers pound into you. no-eul grunts behind you as her fingers works wonders inside of you, hitting the right spots, "you're so fucking tight."

se-mi lets out a scoff, "surprising, thought you were a whore." you moan against her core, if it was possible— you grew wetter at her words.

you start to think that you're doing a good job because of how se-mi lets out small moans. you flutter your eyes open and traveled your eyes to look at her expression, you were surprised to see her already looking at you, eyes half-lidded with lips parted and sweat dripping down her forehead as you kept making out with her cunt.

your arch your back as you felt no-eul curl her fingers inside you. you felt another orgasm building up, this time faster due to being the second one.

"dirty girl, letting a guard fuck you senseless like this when you should be scared of me." you hear no-euls raspy voice— shit, her voice alone is turning you on so bad, making you feel butterflies inside your stomach.

"think you can handle one more finger baby?" no-eul cooes, as you hum against se-mi, tasting something salty— did she just cum? holy fuck did i make her cum?

se-mi tugs your hair up and shifts herself closer to you before crashing her lips onto yours. you could differentiate the way no-eul and se-mi kiss you: no-eul kissed you soft and slow while se-mi kissed you hungrily and rough. you moan into her mouth as no-eul pushes a third finger inside you, making you closer to releasing.

"you're taking it so well, so good."

you pull away from the kiss and se-mi immediately latches her lips on your neck, sucking on it.

"i'm gonna cum- i'm gonna cum," you moan out as no-eul's fingers work faster.

your eyes roll back as your second orgasm hits you, feeling an overwhelming bliss throughout your whole body. no-eul doesn't stop but she slows down her thrusts as she lets you ride your high. soon enough, you've calmed down and the woman behind you pulls her fingers out of you, making a squelching noise.

your knees shake before they gave out, if it weren't for se-mi catching you you would've fell to the floor face first.

"clean her up. i need to go back outside." no-eul speaks up. you can hear the faucet running so you assumed she was washing her hands. you can feel se-mi nod against you, before you turned around to look at no-eul who was zipping up her jumpsuit and tidying herself up before walking towards the door.

she's leaving already? the thought made you sulk.

se-mi leans you against the wall as she starts to dress herself up as well. no-eul pauses, her shoulders going up and down as if she let out a sigh before you see her turn around and walk back towards you.

you just stare straight forward dumbfoundedly, before feeling a cold hand tilt your chin up as no-eul leans down to give you once last kiss.

"i trust you to not tell a soul about this."

her voice was gentle but firm, and it made you not want to even think about telling anyone about this— it wasn't like you're planning to anyways. no-eul walks towards the door and pauses as she sees se-mi come back with a tissue roll on hand, she gives her a nod before unlocking the restroom door; she opened it slightly at first, checking for anyone outside, and walking outside when she confirmed it was clear.

se-mi picks your underwear and pants up from the floor and shakes it off, you stand up as she hands you the toilet paper and you use that to clean your slick off. she hands you your clothes after and you wear them, disposing the used tissue paper and then washing your hands after.

you glanced at where you dropped your jacket, frowning when you didn't see it there. se-mi clears her throat behind you, you turn off the faucet and turn around before she hands you your jacket.

you both stare each other awkwardly. you bit your lower lip as her lips form into a smirk, "have you learned your lesson?"

you nod slowly and then you see her raise her eyebrows at you. "next time you pull the same shit, i won't be so nice." she leans in to kiss you; you reciprocate. "but it's too bad we don't have too much time using the restroom." se-mi says in between kisses as she cups your jaw

"or maybe should i just fuck you out there for everyone to see, hm?"

she smiles against your lips, "even had a fucking guard swoon over you." she murmurs. you pull away from the kiss before clearing your throat, you aren't really sure what to say right now. "cmon." se-mi intertwines her fingers with yours as she leads you towards the restroom exit, opening it before stepping outside with you following.

no-eul— well, a masked guard, but you think it's her, was standing outside patiently, nodding and leading the way back to the large room after seeing the both of you.

your mind wanders off as you walk— oh my god. i just fucked two women and one of them's a fucking guard. a quiet sigh escapes your lips as you rethink your life choices;

what the hell am i doing with my life

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"why are you walking so weirdly? hey— walk straight for the love of god!" mi-na exclaims as she catches you from falling down, the two of you were walking towards the line of players to get your breakfast.

"the fuck does that have to do with you not walking straight?" she scoffs, "it's like you got fucked so hard you can't walk." she murmurs as your eyes widen before you nudged her.

your cheeks heat up as you remembered the things that happened last night in the bathroom. you shake your head, "it's nothing. my head just hurts."

"mi-na!"

you didn't deny it though. if only she knew, if only.

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