#and i didnt fucking REALIZE that she absolutely picked up on it until i was thinking about it earlier

[goldenageofwireless]

Realized today that our therapist has definitely picked up on me and Mercury's situation 🤦‍♂️

[connorsblog]

˙✧˖° SWEET TOOTH P.1 📷 ༘ ⋆｡ ˚

warnings: gore descriptions of animals, mention of walkers (obv), and some cussing if you count that,,

pairing: soft!s4!carl grimes x reader

kind of an au where rick doesnt pass out and carl & judith reunite immediately after the prison era (if that makes sense)

I HAD COMPLETELY forgotten why i was here, i was supposed to be scavenging.. but i got side tracked by a cluster of ducks off the edge of this pond.

they all looked oddly peaceful, even when walkers were snarling quietly behind the doors of the barricaded houses from when the world went to absolute shit.

my keys dangled loudly from my pant pocket as i crouched down, but i no other place to put them because i lost my bag a while ago, probably nabbed by a walker that was wandering around and i didn't notice.

a duck waddled by my feet slowly, something in its mouth. "whatcha got?" i whispered, the duck looking me straight in the eye before dropping the item on the dewed grass.

i picked it up slowly, inspecting it. i realized after a solid 15 seconds of looking at it that it wasn't anything interesting — just a piece of overly rusted metal.

i shoved it in my back pocket before getting up from my grass mound i had made, and set off to wherever i found solace in for the time being.

a duck quacked behind me loudly, but i ignored it before i heard the crunching of flesh. i turned around hesitantly, a sob slipping between my lips as i saw multiple ducks being torn apart piece by piece — blood spurting everywhere.

i turned around before the walkers could notice i was still there, using all of my strength to climb up one of those tall, darkened trees until they disappeared.

EVEN AFTER SOME time, i was still stuck in that damn tree. why did i even fucking choose to go up here? i knew they wouldnt leave until the sun rose — chasing after it idiotically.

i think i started to doze off before i heard a gunshot ring through my ears — watching the walkers being shot from probably about two or three spots.

i sat up after they all dropped to the ground, my feet swung over the trunk. i guess the people that killed them hadn't realized my presence.

"who are you?" an older man had shouted out, i guess he didn't realize i was a damn kid but, better safe than sorry.

i called out my name before all three of them seemed to relax, the same man who yelled at me had beckoned me to come down.

"you all look rough," i said, crinkling my lip backwards for a second. i never really had a filter — but that didnt seem to affect any of them.

"yeah — we probably do," the woman said. her voice was nice, she sounded kind. well, some people are straight up horrible and they sound sweet as a damn peach tree.

"i'm michonne," the woman said, seeming to grin like she couldnt do anything but.

"i'm carl!" the young boy introduced himself enthusiastically, smiling. why did they all smile so damn big?

"rick," the older man husked out, not smiling. well, finally one with some sanity i guess.

after a few seconds of silence, carl handed me a piece of chocolate that was half melted. "do you like candy? i have more at the house —" he talked with a certain enthusiasm i couldnt reciprocate, especially after watching those ducks being torn apart.

rick interrupted him, "we can't show them the house! what if they have people?" rick whispered, but i heard every word.

"i lost my people 'bout a week ago. mainly just sticking to this neighborhood for now," i spoke up. i didn't want these damn country people to conspire about me.

"dad, let them come to the house!" carl pleaded, "they seem nice, and its already like nighttime now."

rick was in thought for a moment, putting his hand on his chin as his gun slacked in the holster.

"yeah — c'mon. it's gettin' late, kid."

a/n: this sucks so bad but i'm making this a series to preoccupy myself LMAO

[bunnyb34r]

Okay finally rested enough to talk ab the craft show!

So for YEARS this one has been heaaavily coveted by many crafters and has been hard to get in, but always told that it's worth it. That you'll make your table cost back in like two hours!

Yeah no... had mom not made wreaths, we would have lost money... Anyway super super dead at times like absolutely no one walking around, just the vendors getting up and shopping bc they could. Then it would pick up but you would get maybe 2 interested shoppers out of every 10. 4 if you were lucky.

People adored the boo boo bunnies and cat toys and I sold the most of them. So now I have to make more cat toys 😭. It's not the amount of effort it takes to make them, I love making them. I hate stuffing them with catnip 😭😭😭 but that's why people (and cats) love them. Also need to put bells on them bc people really like the ones with bells, which I stopped doing bc several people kept asking if I thought their cats would eat the bells... like you can cut it off man idc sgdggdgd once you buy it it's yours idc if YOU eat it if that's your thing just give me my dollar

Have to make a card for the bunnies bc it's hit or miss on if people know what they're for (you pop em in the freezer and hold them to a small "boo boo" and use it like a little ice pack, or you can pop out the reusable cube and use ice. Either way it's a cute little ice pack.

Only my one cousin bought any handwarmers 😭 and her wife had to pay me in $4 worth of quarters sgsgdggddg I was like take your time you could pay me in pennies and that'd be fine too (had a little kid pay me 25 cents for a slap bracelet in various coins and it was so sweet 🥺)

My mom posts our shows on her fb so that family and friends can show up to support us, and the first time since we've been doing these, we had 3 groups of family come in!

But that wasn't always a good thing...

[Put under read more for length]

My mom's cousin brought her daughter and granddaughter, and they talked for awhile and eventually mom's cousin bought a wreath (thank god). And she was like "oh my god this is so beautiful!! 😍" and complimented my stuff as well (but my stuff is more geared towards kids/parents like the boo boo bunnies, so she didnt buy anything from me agdgdgdg)

Then my cousin (not the handwarmers one) came and I used to really love her/she was my favorite cousin... until she moved back to the state and I realized goddamn you're super annoying and have 0 social awareness (in a THE ATTENTION SHOULD BE ON ME! and a never really thinking ab the situations she puts people in when she does shit, way. Not a "I am incapable of grasping social norms/social rituals"/"I cannot control how loud I'm being/why what I say might be considered rude" way.

Anyway she fosters dogs and has 4? Of her own, anyway she always has at least one dog with her at any time. Doesn't matter if you were attacked by one when you were a small child, or that you only have cats, it's a small dog! You're gonna like this one!!

She takes them into the grocery store too 😑. Anyway she brought her foster dog to it and ofc everyone kept coming over to see it and every fucking time she would canvas this dog like "his name is Bob. He goes up for adoption in two weeks at [shelter she volunteers at]" to every goddamn person who walked by.

"But Mar, doesn't that mean she brought customers to you?"

Nope! She and her dog blocked customers from my table bc they couldnt fucking get in with the people cooing at the dog and figured eh I'll skip this one, there's 100 vendors here.

Doesn't mean that every person who skipped would've bought from me, but none of the people who came up for the dog bought anything or so much as looked twice at my shit anyway. 😑

She did tell our cousin to meet her there though bc our cousin's wife is a photographer and she was gonna take pics of the dog at a nearby park. Didn't mention AT ALL that we had a booth, so they didnt really bring a lot of money, they thought they were just gonna say hi to us real quick then go.

My cousin's wife was like YOU DIDNT TELL US THEY HAD A BOOTH HERE?!?! OMG LOOK HOW CUTE!!!!! and they bought 2 handwarmers from us 🥰. And we gave their son some stuff for free as a gift (plus bc they ended up staying for like 2 hours and that shit is only so fun for a 7 year old for so long. But it was more so just Handwarmer Cousin staying to talk to my mom for most of it while her wife, son, and Dog Cousin went shopping/canvased Bob around. But I like HW cousin still so it wasnt bad sgdggdgd I just half listened to them talk while I took care of customers. Sold 1 ornament (the whole show), some cat toys, and I think another bunny, in that time lmao)

But the whole time Dog Cousin was there I was like 😐/🙁 instead of my fake customer service smile bc that smile only lasted until the second person she canvassed Bob to and that was approximately 30 seconds.

She didnt even consider buying anything, or say anything ab our table. Only when my mom asked her if our prices were reasonable. To which we got a "yeah." Then immediately back to Bob. 😐

After they left I went to walk around and goddamn there was nothing really good there except two crochet tables which had little plushies but nothing that jumped out at me.

Did trade a tooth pillow for a small tombstone shaped bar of soap of about the same price with another vendor sggdgdgdgd which was odd but nice

Anyway here's hoping my cousin wont come to the next/last show and that we find fun stuff at that one to buy sgdgdgdg

[thatonetransguyincanada]

🔥Spoilers for Fireblood by Elly Blake🔥

So so so so so so so. Im almost done reading Fireblood after literally years if it being half ridden and sitting on my bookshelf waiting. Before I picked it up again one if the few things I remembered was I absolutely did NOT trust Prince Eiko. The guy just put off some vibes that I was not liking and for the longest time I low key believed he had the Fire Minax or was being possessed or something. And literally until Sud’s Throne was melted did I finally go, “ahhh okay maybe now I’ll trust him.”

Moving on it was foreshadowed in the book that the Frost Minax was on a boat or something in one of Ruby’s dreams. At first I thought Arcus was possessed and didn’t realize it or when Ruby talked to him in the tower she was just so relieved and worried about him she didnt see any signs of possession. BUT THEN Ruby went to Arcus’ ship and as SOON as Marella and her room was described I immediately thought, “oh this bitch has the Frost Minax for fucking sure.”

And fair to say, I was right and that makes me happy. Just wanted to share that while I still feel the pride.

[grollow]

Okay I think I've already sent one, but just to be safe, I'm sending this one too. Gotta give all the mutuals all the asks

27. Name a character and I’ll give you a headcanon! Miq, LITTLE GUY!

20. If you were put into one of the games, what do you think you would be?

29. What are your 3 favourite non-boss enemies?

34. What are your favourite views in the games? (E.G: entering Leyndel for the first time)

HAVE A GOOD ONE, AND HAPPY FRIDAY!!

YOU DIDNT AKSHULLY I WAS SURPRISED <3

but I think Tumblr's been eating asks lately tbh (did you get mineeee)

27. Name a Character and I'll give you a headcanon -- Miquella the Unalloyed

Like everyone, I headcanon that Miquella is St. Trina. I also headcanon him as nonbinary as fuck, using every pronoun interchangeably and swapping them within their own sentences (IE, calling themself she/her/he all within the same sentence, figure it out). I also headcanon that the lilies with the properties of aiding sleep were discovered by him in order to help his sister find peace. (This is also where almost everything attributed to St. Trina came from -- his desire to help Malenia.)

20. If you were put into one of the games, what do you think you would be?

One of the snail women in the Fishing Hamlet, unironically.

29. What are your 3 favourite non-boss enemies?

To avoid this being littered by invader-type enemies, I'm only going to pick general mobs. I greatly enjoy the weeping women in Cainhurst, I think because I just found Cainhurst absolutely enchanting the first time I went there. I get a huge kick out of the jars in Elden Ring too, because I've got no brain and I'm like HEHE POT MAN. The last is probably the wheel skeletons who are absolutely evil but like, they're just a vibe, I also wanna ball myself up and roll into something until it reaches an untimely demise, get stun locked bitch

34. What are your favourite views in the games? (E.G: entering Leyndel for the first time)

I have a note on Elden Ring with over 3000 likes, and it says something like gorgeous view. I can't remember the exact wording and I'm too lazy to log in to check, but it's on the steps as you descend from Loretta's platform and take in Elphael for the first time. I would die for Elphael.

There's something incredibly haunting about the Fishing Hamlet, too, when you realize that if you look down you are above the rest of the Hunter's Nightmare.

The third one I'd pick is the first time you enter Irithyll. I love icy/cold tones and the aesthetic over that place is just magnificent.

If I have to pick one of these three, though, Elphael wins it handily because it was the first time in any Soulsborne title that I stopped and actually went "Holy shit this is gorgeous." (Granted, I think Irithyll would've taken it if Elden Ring wasn't the second game I played after Bloodborne, but STILL.)

[tamarakkoarchive]

FE3H livetweet thread (2/3)

dorothea gets to have the actual good dynamic w him while byleth is stuck in the boring serious mentor role and yet the one w romance path is you like 😭

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hm the summer uniform looks cute on the girls, let's see the b-

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post-nut clarity

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i knew most of the game from my tl spoiling it left and right alongside watching the supports on youtube back when it got released so pretty much the biggest opinion difference i'm having from actually playing is the realization that the fan annoyance w edelgard was justified lol.

what makes her weird to digest has a lot to do w the batshit inefficient way they narrate the story fbdbfn essential worldbuilding and character info being behind optional features that dump a walltext of exposure instead of smth you learn gradually is atrocious bad design

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woah the first edel x rhea fight is what finally made me see the hard in the difficulty i picked, the main missions so far were 40min in average but this one is requiring several tries of over one hour each glad i got my horsey girls before or i’d be fucked

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i didnt put the death feature but i’m still prioritizing keeping my units unhurt until the very end…. the presence of my bitches matters

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i don't care much for whatever is going down in the war-over-magical-racism plot so i'm basically just siding w rhea so i don't have to hurt my boy cyril since he thinks of rhea as his mommy so i gotta join the family for him

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only the students get to have a glow up after the timeskip???????? what is this ageism bullshit

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byleth getting five years of smegma in her unwashed pussy is one thing since she was dormant for all this time but what is the excuse of every other mf here. make seteth bald and give a biker beard to him

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byleth running in snotty tears to the marketplace begging for bigger high heels "please sir. Please. my manlets outgrew me."

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this just in: yes you can get fucked out of supports and yes if you stopped leveling students of your house YOU WILL have to fight w them again w no chance of them catching up

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the difficulty went up like crazy after the timeskip lmao altho a big part of it is bc i insist in using units that only became available way later... 😭 mixing a strict calendar system w no way to freely grind ends up making it awfully easy to get yourself locked underleveled

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only downside of not following edel is that i can't have this ugly vampire on my team anymore. his timeskip look is so good

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bitch absolutely sufferable to fight against

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main team dunno if i wanna play other route after i'm done bc i'm satisfied w what i got here... lesbians, shotas and sasuke uchiha

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ferdinand should be so glad i don't have permadeath on otherwise i'd have pulled the trigger on him on the very first month

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this bl manhwa anatomy lmao

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ferdinand x hubert shippers in absolute shambles

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oh my god she looks so bald

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how am i supposed to take catherine's cool armored stance seriously after realizing from waist below girl is flashing off her knickers

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hello?????? kurahana what's going on here?????

[junietuesday]

so far in bg3 ive beaten the goblin camp and am holding off on doing the tiefling party until i get more affection. (im TOO indecisive and aroallo and polyam for this what do you MEAN i cant just sleep w any of the characters i want without having to get into their full on romance routes. dont tell me every single one of these characters wants that deep emotional connection or w/e like come on 😭) and i have id say. more than half the companions now? so recording my thoughts. normally i make little posts while i game but bg3 is so addicting i couldnt even open tumblr to talk abt it. i played it for almost 12 hours i think today (with breaks in between but STILL). which is why this is so long im rambling abt everything since i started the game

i feel like me and shadowheart have a good thing going rn if she were more physically my type i think id be certain on romancing her. im attached to her we’ve been together since the start of the game (i didnt find any of the other companions until after i went to the druid grove and had made it to the goblin camp LMAO i didnt realize they were all just right there). shes very pragmatic but i also notice she approves occasionally when im nice. i like her <3 we’re besties we’re a Team

i found astarion second and. yeah i get why hes tumblr’s favorite. hes an evil flirty fruity vampire. he has white hair and pronouns. that bloodsucking scene might as well have just been a sex scene. i enjoy him in my party (actually hes my fav character to play as, i love dashing around and stabbing and vampire biting people. i originally thought id have him as kind of a spellcaster but i even paid to respec him to have more mobility spells/traits. also hes my go-to for picking locks and disarming traps, w items and keeping him fed ive gotten him up to +7 sleight of hand, it was 9 before but i think i might have accidentally removed a bonus when respeccing him lmao. hes like the most useful of my party outside of combat. anyway) and im a lesbian but im literally torn on whether or not i should accept his proposition at the tiefling party bc hes just so entertaining. i might full on romance him in another save. but the thing w him is that im a monsterfucker sure (karlach 💞) but i dont like his moral compass it makes conversations w him so difficult to navigate it stresses me out. like im playing a self-insert and kind of just choosing the options i choose right. but he probably thinks all my dialogue options are too soft and weak and wishy-washy💔 like sorry i dont think idolizing absolute power is a good thing bro. even if i get why hed be obsessed w power after 200 years of utterly lacking any. doesnt mean i have to agree w his cynicism

on that topic thats why im utterly enamored w karlach💗💗 i love her. like of all the romancable characters i genuinely would enjoy dating her. if it werent for my emotional attachment to shadowheart after being w her so long itd be a no brainer. like at the beginning i just wanted her in my party bc shes a hot buff demon lady. but shes such a joy??? her zest for even the little things in life like her dialogue w shadowheart abt nature. her just cheerfully dancing in camp. shes boisterous and passionate and enthusiastic. also shes the only one of the characters i like who approves when i go out of my way to help people and when i brainwashed this monster into cannibalizing its pack (fucked up but i didnt wanna fight the whole horde And it) shadowheart and astarion approved but she Disapproved, and idk it just feels like a breath of fresh air to see someone who’s more openly just held on to goodness after everything shes gone through, after shadowheart’s and astarion’s disregard for other people. i need to find her a mechanic to fix her engine but i dont think i can go to the tiefling camp without triggering the party scene so. 💔

i dont really like gale tbh. i mean i dont Not like him he was fine to have in my party but as soon as karlach came along it was an easy choice to kick him out. his storyline is interesting from what ive seen but i feel like. im just not charmed by him lol. i failed a roll while he was trying to teach me magic in this probably romantic scene but he just cut it off there and i didnt bother savescumming to reroll. i also have met wyll but yeah hes fine. kind of the goody type from what ive seen and hes nice enough im also just not charmed. truly i think its just that im a lesbian but i find these two boring in comparison to the three above. ive also found halsin and hes abt to join my party but i made my character a druid already so hes kinda redundant😭 i googled it and hes the only one whos down w polyamory which is so sad bc i can see why people who like men find him hot but i dont, why couldnt any of the three companions i actually like let me date multiple people 😭😭 sadness. i wish it was like sdv where you can date everyone w no consequences as long you exclude one person. i dont like any of the guys except astarion please bg3😭😭😭

[indigo474]

Oct 15th- sunday funday

I've been nothing but tired and hungry all weekend. I've been sleeping really good and eating healthy food. lots of protein and veggies. i was tempted to order out tonight but decided against it. My body- oh my body.. I woke up with my back hurting.. and me being sore. i'm guessing from packing and picking up boxes and moving things here and there. i was thinking this must be how people feel when they complain about being/getting old. i did go for a run- it wasn't the best- my body just feels worn out. I got a lot done today... mostly everything is packed- i have a lot of clothes and a lot of shoes. too much- i think i will be unpacking forever.... I had to repack all of the old photo albums. i was able to skim through them without crying. i did get emotional when i found a picture of my Mom and Grandmom- ohh how i miss her. she was smiling big in the picture. thats the thing about pictures- they show the good times- the birthday parties and the holidays. everyone's happy and smiling.. how many nights did i sit in the front room scared to even move.. i would sit on the couch frozen waiting for him to go to bed so i could go in the kitchen and clean up from dinner. how great of a mom could i have been? I was there but not really there.. ahh and the more i'm able heal the more i realize how sick i was.. i just didnt know it.. and this is where self forgiveness come in.. the absolute hardest thing i have done and have to do is forgive myself-it's not something that is done once and move on.. oh no- it's just like everything else on this journey- the healing happens a little at a time.. it's a spiral.. things that would have floored me in the past.. no longer do. bit by bit- day by day.. i'm no longer clawing my way out of a black hole.. pain comes- pain goes.... sit with it, feel it, let it change you and let it go. weird i saw something today that i saw in a dream.. a procession of sorts.. i still don't know what i saw- in my dream i asked- what are they doing- who did i ask? I dont know, but i got an answer.. today i asked myself- i wonder what they are doing- very strange to me.. seeing something in my dreams and seeing it in real life. it's not the first time its happened. hopefully it wont be the last. its always odd- holy shit i dreamed this.. i fucking saw this in my dreams-it's normal in a sense because i'm seeing it for the 2nd time- and its happening.. but is it really normal? Someone said to me in casual conversation, yeah its like when birds fly into your car.. i didnt say anything at the time but i was like wow that happens to you to?? a few weeks later i asked her if she remembered saying that to me and she said yes it happens to me all the time.. i told her it happens to me too. I asked her if it was normal and she said she didn't know, i asked her if she thinks it happens to other people and she said she didnt know.. i told her i thought it only happened to me until she said it happens to her. she said weird stuff happens to her all the time.. me too, me too.

I cant believe this is really happening... i need to find someone that knows how do stuff. I need a new garbage disposal.. and a battery back up for the sump pump.. maybe i can do it by watching a few youtube videos. maddy is worried about money.. i am not. not yet anyway.. i dont want to worry... i want to enjoy this time in my life.. i want to enjoy my life period.. no worries.. just love .. its all going to workout.. all of it.. good things good things.. i have to believe in something.. i have to believe that what's ahead of me is much much better than that is behind me.. i haven't lived my best days yet. busy busy week..

[technicolorlove]

"It doesn't need to be specified to be a thing," gonna stop there because Yes It Does. Faunus laborers worked in the MINES for SDC, very different from transporting cargo, why would they want potential white fang sympathizers on trains that are known to be hit by them? "just using logic and story details. Including his not caring being clearly shown later on and reinforced fully by the canon DC comics." what fucking story details?? they were NEVER SHOWN OR MENTIONED TO BE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. and also the fucking what??? god I never realized how accurate the criticism of rwby being the homework show was until now. I didn't know this comic existed until just now, let alone that it was apparently relevant to adam's overall character. That's not a me issue, supplemental material should not be required for viewing the show, I don't think that should be a controversial statement (it's why I really have started to dislike the MCU and why I really have a bone to pick with hasbro's meddling with the RiD side of the IDW comics, but that's not relevant don't worry about it, I'm not gonna make you go read a comic for context lol) Also Blake's issue with Adam wasn't with him killing faunus it was with him killing in general. So I don't think it should matter whether there were faunus or not.

"I'm not sure why there's "?" cause its what is done." I put a question mark because I had no clue what you were referencing when you said, "On top of that what they showed is a legit threat to causes that has only gotten more relevant as time has moved on. A co-opter that pushes things to extremes where they shouldn't go." like what causes are you referencing here? Like what real world scenario are you about to compare The white fang and adam tarus to?

"You do realize that Adam is neither a main character or a main villain, right? Like he's essentially at best a henchman for a henchmen, instead of being involved directly with Salem." Are you sure? Because we sure do spend 6 of the 9 volumes with him as a villain. He fucking Haunts yang and Hunts blake, sure seems like a pretty big fucking deal to me. His status as a "pawn of salem" (used very loosely here) does not affect the actual weight he has on the story. "Regardless his mental degradation was shown. From his angry rant in v5 about the Belladonna (really Blake) in his message to the Albains to killing Sienna to him trying to kill everyone at Haven via setting off bombs to killing his own extremists cause they mocked him. His CS shows the start of him going into his psychopathy and building up, while the show itself shows his degradation and derangement." Yeah, good thing I said, "Not just one implied killing of like some people like actually watching them start to lose faith and pull away." forgive me for wanting the major antagonistic for... 5 of RWBY's 9 volumes to actually show off why they exist as a revolutionary group and not just as faceless henchmen for team rwby to knock around... including weiss! oops, so much for not wanting that schnee girl to be seen beating up people her family has exploited. Seems they noticed that issue after v2 though, she seems preoccupied with the rogue atlas bots for most of the fall of beacon. We'll come back to this later.

"Looking up records is an entire other thing from if she tried to change company policy or started actively railing against it." well its a good thing i didnt say she should change company policy! "she never uses any of her seemingly substantial power to actually DO anything about her father's business practices" and "She could have like, dug up some dirt on him? I assume there are labor laws somewhere? Or become like a vocal activist against her dad's company? Like I get there isn't a ton she could do systematically but like she could have made an attempt?" But also absolutely she could have started railing against it. Like what is her dad gonna do if she starts disparaging his company on her free time? Or if she leaks classified info to the press? Come and get her? Disown her? Clearly jaques cares like a little about his public image? The only reason he can hold her captive is because she's already trapped in the manor with no method of communicating to the outside world. "Regardless that isn't a main plot point and there's bigger things to cover than showing I presume a picket line of people or Weiss trying to look into whatever; especially after the Fall of Beacon." Then... then why include it as a part of her character... that she wants to reclaim the schnee name from her father? its her entire motivation for becoming a huntress... I would call that a significant plot point? Fuck I could have done with it being weiss's plot of v4 and avoid the fucking damsel bullshit that shes forced to sit through entirely.. like.. yknow, reclaiming her life and what not? Then her efforts could pay off in v7/8, adds some good meat in there, maybe even makes Robyn and her crew have a bit of an oddball relationship with her? That could be fun!

I wouldn't consider the crazy stalker ex angle a bad one for Adam (some people may disagree with me on this), but what I do wish had happened was building up to it more. And it sorta happened in this volume, where his oversight and cowardice at Haven resulted in him losing power. I just wish we had seen more of that fall yknow? How his desire for adoration and "justice" was fueled by his own ego. And the more power he lost the more the manipulative stalker ex boyfriend thing became prevalent. I also wish that his SDC brand went literally anywhere story wise. The fact that it's never brought up again (especially to WEISS) just sorta puts a big question mark on the end of his character. The fact that we don't even have a canon explanation for how he got it is even worse!! I have a lot of issues with how faunus are are used as a massive bludgeon with the word "RACISM" printed on it despite the writers' seeming unwillingness to actually discuss that topic. It takes Weiss all of two episodes to unlearn her prejudice but then she never uses any of her seemingly substantial power to actually DO anything about her father's business practices or for even make a switch to buying dust from local shops instead of straight from SDC itself. Imagine how much deeper Flint's jab at her would have been if we saw her actually trying to put in effort to undo the harm her family does to small businesses!!

I dunno I feel like they should have picked an angle for Adam and stuck with it. (Also i'm someone who likes Ironwood's fall and thinks it was well built up, so sue me)

[p0is0nvalz]

Ahem.. *picks up mic*

could i get st characters ( eddie and chrissy but separate bc i have jealousy issues and i cannot.) w/ a gf whose like morticia adams?

Skips away giggling

*ties up my hair and fixes my glasses* i got this yo. My god im so excited.

warnings: smut (it will say when), but mostly fluff, perv!chrissy kindof

are you ready!?!!?!

you better be ready.

Eddie:

omfg. Hed die for you. the first time he buys you flowers, hes absolutely heartbroken when he sees you cutting off the flowers. “The thorns are so beautiful, darling! Thank you” you ran up to him the next day and gave him a kiss on the cheek

hes so interested in you omg. Smut (kindof? I didnt put it into great detail)

you guys are horny 24/7 , of course you guys are gonna have sex, but oh my god. You guys have tried almost everything. hes so obsessed with your body, confidence radiating off you, your tight black dress fitting perfectly, he shoves both of you in a closet

(he ruins ur dress😐. You have 20 of the same pair exact but that one was ur favorite, but you gave him a punishment later xx)

Chrissy:

the second you introduce yourself infront of the class as the new student, she feels hot all over. Shes fanning herself and seeing if anyone else is feeling the same way. But no. Just her

at first, she thought she was jealous. Face burning red at the sight of you in.. anger? But she didnt feel any negative way towards you! Until one day, eddie gave a strange comment that made her realize everything “you giving heart eyes at Adams again? You’ve gotta get over her man, this isnt the place you’d be very..accepted as a gay couple” he kept his voice in a whisper “w..wha?”

then it clicked! Shes in love

smut smut smut!!

When you guys finally were a couple, it was sex. Every. Day. you guys couldnt get away from eachother my god. Every day you guys would go to one of your houses and fuck. Scissoring? Absolutely! It was a favorite with the couple. Dildos/strap-ons? I mean, they didnt do it alot but they were fine with it! Oral? Fuck yea! Fingering? For sure. You guys mostly paid attention to eachothers clits. after your guys’ clits started to get numb, you decided probably not.. every day (sadly), you guys were all over eachother every chance you could get

[gingerthesimp]

Heartless monster

Nate Jacobs x Reader

Warnings: kinda toxic relationship, slight cursing, mention of rape, drug use, violence and some smut at the end

Summary: Nate and y/n have been dating for a few months. She´s the complete opposite of every other girl her boyfriend has dated before. And when she wants to make it public he doesn’t approve, so she decides to make him jealous. Seems like her plan worked...  

Nate <3: im a mckays right now. i will pick u up a bit later.

“Fucking idiot!”, I muttered under my breath after taking a hit from my mango flavored puff bar. A million thoughts coursed through my head, “Is he really at McKay’s? What does later mean? IS HE TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS?” This is the real me. Insecure, nervous and possessive. I’m not the cocky bitch everyone sees in me.

 I tried to call Nate a few times but of course he had other things to do. After lying on my bed and waiting for him to call for another 20 minutes I decided to get up and go to Fez’ shop since he is one of my best friends. I was sure at least he would be happy to see me. 

 “Mom? I’m meeting a friend of mine. See you later.”, I shouted after putting on my shoes. My mother was currently in a little midlife crisis and didn’t want to communicate with anyone and I respect that. 

 The walk to Fezco’s shop didn’t take long and I honestly really enjoy walking in the dark, even if I was risking getting raped or even worse. 

 “y/n! What are you doing here?”, Fez exclaimed after I opened the door to the little gas station and before coming up to hug me. “Oh you know Fezzie, I was bored again.”

 Fezzie. He absolutely despises that name but still lets me call him like that. 

”Well, feel free to stay here if you want then.“, he invited me. We then shared a little blunt and talked about random shit like always. After what seemed like an hour or so we saw a white truck pulling up in the driveway.

 “Wait....that’s Nate‘s car!“, I remembered. He picks me up sometimes with it so of course I would remember. But I didn’t say anything.

Instead one of the maybe dumbest but also greatest ideas came into my mind. I started kissing Fez on the neck. "Please, just make out with me. I know it`s weird but I need your help right now.“, I pleaded. The ginger haired boy looked like he wanted to say something but then decided to just play along. Fezco put his arms around my waist and started shoving his tongue inside my mouth. 

Suddenly I heard the door open. “Y/N WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!” , Nate Jacobs shouted while looking likes he’s about to explode. His jaw clenched and his fists balled. Me and Fezco stopped kissing and I turned to Nate, smiling innocently, “Why are you so furious? It’s not like I have a boyfriend or anything, right?” “Oh y/n, you are going to regret this very soon!”, he stated angry. And now Fez decided to speak up, “Calm down man, it’s not like she owes you anything.” “Don’t tell me what to do! Nobody asked for your opinion anyways.”, Nate exclaimed before punching my friend right in the face.

 I decided to step in before it could get worse, “NATE STOP! IT WAS MY FAULT! HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!” Nate chuckled a bit before answering: “Well sweetheart, looks like you should`ve thought about that before practically fucking him in front of me.” Now I got really mad. FUCK HIM? We weren`t even close to doing that. Just as he wanted to hit Fezco another time I grabbed his arm. “Please stop hurting him. Do it for me, if you really love me.” Seems like my words made him realize he’s doing a mistake so he left Fez alone. Instead Nate grabbed my wrist harshly and I could only shout a quick, “I’m so sorry, I will explain later” to Fezco before getting dragged out of the shop.

 “Why did you make such a scene?”, I asked irritated. Nate just huffed clearly annoyed and didn’t speak to me until we reached his truck. “Get in.“, he ordered while opening the door for me.

 After a while he finally spoke up, “Why?“. “I don’t want to hide anymore, Nate. Why can’t you just tell the truth? Tell everyone that we´re in love?” I asked on the verge of tears and looking at my boyfriend for the first time today. “I do love you, y/n. I really love you. But I just can`t. We’re very different, you’re not like the other girls I’ve dated before.” “You can`t? Or are you just a fucking pussy? Scared of what daddy´s gonna think of you when it turns out you´re dating an outcast? Fuck you, Nate. I don`t need you anymore. You´re a stupid little spoiled boy who knows nothing about life.”, I screamed and when I tried to slap him he pinned my arms above my head with one hand and started choking me with his other one. “If I was you I would be careful with my words. I invented you. Nobody knew your name before me, so don´t be a ungrateful whore.”, my boyfriend whispered in my ear and just as I couldn´t breathe anymore he pulled his hands away.

 I pushed the passenger door open and exited the vehicle. “You´re a heartless monster, Jacobs!”, I cried with tears streaming down my face.

Then I ran home. 

-time skip 30 minutes-

I was scrolling through Twitter when I suddenly got a facetime call from Kat. I´m pretty close with her but she doesn´t know I´m dating Nate. 

When I accepted it I saw that she was filming my boyfriend, they were at McKay´s party and he was standing in the middle of the livingroom, talking about me. “I wanted to tell you all that me and y/n are dating.”, he shouted and clearly everyone in the room was as shocked as me when I heard what he said. “And we´re truly in love. y/n is an amazing girl and none of us actually deserve her. So if you can´t accept the fact that we are happy together you better shut up!, and with that Nate exited the room. 

Kat flipped the camera and looked more then surprised, “What the actual frick y/n? When did you plan on telling me that?”

I explained everything to her as fast as I could and then got up and ran to McKay´s house.

I felt the need to apologize to Nate for everything I did tonight. I was a real cunt.

-time skip 3 minutes-

When I got there I just saw him getting into his truck, “Nate wait!” He turned around and looked at me surprised, but I could see the little smirk that formed in the corner of his mouth. 

When I got to him I kissed my lover hard on the lips and he kissed me back. It was a long, passionate kiss. “I´ve been waiting to do that the whole day.”, he admitted and we got in his car. 

On the way to my house Nate put his hand on my thigh as always. But suddenly I felt it moving closer and closer to my clothed core and a moan escaped my lips. “You like that?”, he asked, giving me a playful wink. I could only nod when he put his large hand under my miniskirt and pulled down my red lace panties. 

When he stuck one of his calloused fingers in my tight hole and started rubbing my clit with the other ones I reached for Nate´s soft brown hair and gripped it as hard as I could. He quickly parked on the nearest free space and let`s just say it was a very long night.

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omg guys! that`s the first fanfic i`ve ever written. i know it´s not the best but i still hope you enjoyed reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it! anyways, feel free to send me requests on what i should write next. :)

-nicole

[blxetsi]

HIIIII!! can i get a pieck finger dating headcanons if that’s alright with you of course? your stuff makes me soft, stay safe!

yuh ‼️ tysm for your request

pieck finger dating headcanons (modern au)

pieck finger x gn!reader

warnings: literal fluff, no angst or anything i love pieck

- bc pieck is assumed to be like 23-26 this wont be a uni au or anything

- idk i rlly think you guys wouldve met in a mundane way

- like you bump into her on the sidewalk and try to the really awkward "oh im so sorry i didnt see you there- no really it was my fault- are you sure youre okay ?- okay great- no im not hurt- yeah- okay have a good day and again im so sorry !!" thing with her

- and then maybe you guys see each other again at a coffee place, youre there with your friends and shes there with hers, and you dont wanna talk to her obv bc that would be awkward

- then ur friend makes u go and order another coffee for them, and while youre waiting for your order pieck comes and stands beside you

- and shes very observant yknow ?? if she sees a face its very hard for her to forget it

- so she immediately recognizes you and blurts out "its you !"

- and you have to be like "oh yeah ! it is me ! its you too"

- she finds it quite cute and giggles about it

- a very laidback person but also a very blunt person

- she doesnt find any harm in asking "can i get your instagram @" look she doesnt wanna be a creep and ask for ur number right at the start

- and it gives her a chance to find out what kind of person you are

- it would absolutely suck for her if such a cute face was posting fishing pictures and alt right propaganda yknow ??

- so you two do and then both of your orders come so you two give awkward goodbyes before going back to your groups

- her instagram is very pretty, nice themes

- she posted a couple of hours ago, with her and her friends in a park, taking a couple of posed photos while some looking like they were natural

- shes adorable and you cant help but feel your cheeks go warm as you basically stalk her page

- she dms you and says "are you too busy looking at my feed that you havent followed me yet ?" and you see this mf staring at you across the room like 👁️👁️

- okay nosy lets calm down now 🙄🤚

- you try to defend urself but ur typing so quick you keep making errors in your writing, she ends up saying something else

"you know, i was doing the exact same thing. youre beautiful you know"

- thank you pieck 🥰

- over the next couple of weeks thats how you two communicate. she'll send you instagram memes and edits of her favourite shows, movies, games etc. and you find yourself having a lot in common w her

- you check her story so frequently it becomes one of the first accounts on the top of your homepage

- and FINALLY, when she feels she can see you as a friend and not just some pretty stranger she met on the street she asks you out

- it was a simple thing, just to the movies, and she even let you pick which one !! (imagine its pre covid idfk)

- you two go and its an awkward hug before you both head inside

- you pay for your tickets and she gets an extra large popcorn and a drink

- you assume shes just v hungry but before you can order yourself something shes like "what are you doing i got this for us !!"

- rlly cute bitch omfg

- during the movies, after she eats literally most of the fucking popcorn, she pulls your hand out of your lap and holds it with her buttery one 🥰🤚

- this bitch had crumbs and didnt even think to wipe them off

- you still held her hand tho anyways

- after that night you parted ways in front of the theater after making sure you two would be getting home safe

- and that became routine for a couple of weeks, not going to the movies obviously bc thats expensive but watching movies together !! youd go over to her apartment or she would come over to yours

- one thing about pieck is that shes very touchy

- one way or another she will end up cuddled with you on the couch

- it doesnt matter if its you being forcefully pulled on top of her body or her draping herself over you like shes a blanket, you two WILL be cuddling and you WILL enjoy it

- but finally, as if the gods gave you mercy, she finally kissed you

- it felt so nice, her lips were soft and sticky from her lip gloss and she tasted like the swedish berries you had gotten for her to munch on

- and the rest of the movie you two just sat there, kissing each other and giggling like teens

- she ended up staying the night, and complimented your bedsheets

- your relationship moved pretty fast after that

- she had already told all of her friends about you, they werent very surprised

- when you got officially introduced her friends zeke and porco tried to do that whole "if you hurt her.." speech before she slapped them and had marcel pull you away to safety

- other than that the night was very fun, you got to talking about your career, why you moved to the city, and other mundane topics

- pieck is actually a graphic designer, and everytime she comes to sleep over she just HAS to bring her laptop with her

- its basically just her laying in between your legs while she types away, youll pet her hair and lay soft kisses on her neck, and occasionally ask what shes doing

- she likes to tell you, has no problem in answering the questions you have, even if you think theyre stupid ones, shes very soft with you

- also a bit of a trickster

- for your first april fools together she slept over, you didnt have anything planned for her bc youre a good person and wont hurt the ones you love

- she stuffed your breakfast muffin with mustard 😁👍

- you gave her the cold shoulder for the rest of the day until she apologized by getting you a new muffin

- now she always dropped the l bomb to you, but she never needed you to say it

- thats why, when you were helping her cook dinner at her place you softly said "see ? and thats why i love you" she kind of,,, stopped what she was doing

- you realized why she wasnt washing the knife she used to cut your vegetables and tried to backtrack, but it was too late, she was already tackling you into a hug and taking you down onto the floor

- she just gave you kisses while repeating "i love you i love you i love you" over and over again

- bc of her you burnt ur fucking chicken smh

- you spent that night eating junk food and watching movies

- piecks a very observant person, so she always knows when youre sad too

- when you give that little huff when you come home to your (new !) shared apartment she knows something is up

- she'll slowly trail behind you as you walk to your bedroom, stripping to your underwear and changing into your pajamas

- you crawl into bed just wanting a nap to forget about the day, and she'll crawl in with you and hold you

- you never like to cry but youre so frustrated and upset at your coworkers, at that rude customer, at those deadlines, that you just breakdown

- and she lets you, she lets you almost suffocate yourself in her chest with how much your pushing your head into it, she strokes your hair while you choke on your own cries and hands you tissues when you need to blow your nose

- "what do you need my love ?" "i just need you" "okay baby"

- communication is a big thing in the relationship, and because shes been so open and honest from the beginning, talking about how you feel has never been easier

- in fact, you like talking about how you feel about your relationship, or how you didnt like what pieck said to your friends the other day, this and that, you feel comfortable and safe with pieck no matter what, which makes talking about even the most hardest things seem so simple and natural

- all in all, even when she wakes you up with spontaneous ice cream dates or asks that you put raisins in the popcorn during movie night, even with the fights and the crying and the exhaustion the next day, life would be much duller without her, and you only have to thank your clumsy self

uhh i feel like this is very short but yeah ❤️ requests are open so go crazy mfs ‼️

[izalee]

Late Stream - Karl Jacobs

- this is the result of me having a spike of motivation at 3am LMAOO

- not edited

- 513 words

- karl jacobs x female!reader ,, she/her pronouns used

- summary:: karl’s just ended stream for the night and hops on a vc with a few friends just to wish them a goodnight, little did he know they were streaming.

- likes are really nice and reblogs are extremely appreciated <3

- A/N:: my apologies for any misspelled words, i

hope you like it!!!

princess <3

eat before you come to bed please,

you haven’t eaten since earlier

princess <3

goodnight my love, i love u 💗

karl furrowed his eyebrows, glancing up at his monitor to check the time. you never went to sleep too early, usually you went to bed around the same time he’d be ending stream. his eyebrows shot up when he realized he’d been streaming for an hour and a half longer than usual, as it was now 3:23 in the morning.

“oh shit! okay chat!” he abruptly logged off of the SMP, changing the screen over to full screen face cam. he picked his phone up, typing a quick ‘give me three minutes please’ before clicking the power button once. “okay chat, i- uh- didnt realize i went so long with the stream. my apologies, but i have to go. i must sleep for i have to be up early tomorrow!” he tried to joke around, fully lying with a tired smile on his face.

the fans didnt know karl was seeing anyone, much to his liking. as much as he loved his fans, he knew that they could be mean just as anyone could. he was scared that you’d leave him if you got any hate for being with him, which is precisely why no one knew. it even took the boy a little to tell his closest friends, he threatened them multiple times to keep their mouths shut before even hinting at anything.

“okay! i love you all, thank you so much for tuning in to the stream. we’re gonna get a raid going! let’s- let’s raid tommy, let’s raid tommy. okay, spam ‘karl says you stink’ in his chat. bye!” he smiled brightly, waving until he was absolutely sure the stream ended.

he closed out of OBS, the already opened discord tab popping up. he sighed, glancing at the bottom right to check the time. one minute until you went to bed without him. he sighed again, clicking quickly to join the voice chat.

“karllll, my boyy!”, “oh my god is that karl jacobs!” and various other greetings rang through his headset. a posh accent clashed against al the other american ones, causing him to crack a smile.

“hello boys, i just wanted to say goodnight before logging off for the night. im gonna go cuddle with y/n/n before she kills me for streaming so late on her school night.” the call went silent for a second. “cool! tell your sister i said goodnight man!” quackity’s voice rang, his nervous laugh sounding through his words.

karl furrowed his brows deeper, sister? karl doesnt have a sister. “sister? what- no i said y/n, please tell me my mic is not fucked up i dont want to bu-“ dream and sapnap cackled in the background and george hurriedly spoke up.

“karl shut up, karl shut up, karl shut up karl! bye karl, hope you had a good STREAM.” then karl’s removed from the voice chat, and it clicks.

holy fuck he just exposed his relationship on his best friend’s stream.

[1994sunflower]

Say something happened idk what but like Y/n couldn't be with michael at the moment say she was visiting somewhere or something. How would their facetime be like?

michael will be so grumpy and annoyed that youre gone

your absense will be so obvious in his life, even if he’s just being overdramatic because its only a couple of days/a week/whatever

he just misses you a lot, misses waking up next to you, touching you, spending time with you

but you facetime everyday

which makes it as tolerable as it can be

i mean if it were up to him he’d facetime you all day everyday

but you restrict it to only at the end of the day so you can both get your things done throughout the day

which for him really just means wasting the day until he finally gets his time with you

but when that time comes, he does not let any distractions, he is very serious about his time alone with you even if only over the phone

and while seeing your face again makes his entire day

it’s never enough, he’ll still have to go to sleep without your warmth next to him

which is why he usually likes to fall asleep with you on the call lol

but he takes what he can get

as soon as you’re on the call and your face pops up, when you give him that heartwarming smile of yours “hi, mikey.”

his entire body sways at seeing his love again but at the same time it just makes him miss you so much more

you’re so close, visually but so far away

you would usually sit on your hotel/childhood bed and fold your knees up to your chest with your phone in your hand against them as you talked to him

only enough for him to see from your collarbone to your face

and he’d be laying on his bed with his phone held over his head so you could see his face

and he’d listen while you ranted about how your day was

maybe really half listening to the plot but he missed your voice throughout the day so he was really just soaking it in

how you managed to be excited about the littlest things if you had a good day

the way your face was so bright and beautiful as always, your big eyes showing your excitement

he’d laugh and smile, tease you whenever you told him something embarrassing had happened and watch delighted as you stammered and blushed

or if you had a bad day, he would watch your sad expression and have a yearning to hold you in his arms, prevent any tear from streaming down your face

also a bit of a yearning to get on a car/plane and get rid of everything that upset you

he was very mad he couldn’t physically be there for you but he did what he could just letting you let out your feelings

if you ever tried to cut yourself off because you thought you were talking too much or ask him about his day

he’d almost be frustrated because you never annoyed him and he wanted to hear you more, your voice, even if it was the most boring story he physically would never tolerate if anyone else had been saying it

“how was your day, bubs?”

“boring.”

“…michael” cue your eyeroll and lecture

but he would always let up and tell you what he did today, how the house and ashton were doing, things like that

you were really the one that spoke and were more animated but that was just your normal dynamic with him

sometimes you were excited about a particular thing that was going to happen or you had a great day so you would model for him your clothing option for the next day

like you would set your phone down to give him a good view then you’d show him your full outfit

“so i was thinking of wearing this dress but i don’t know if this yellow one would be better. what do you think?”

and he literally didn’t know the first thing about fashion, especially when you looked good in everything you wore

but he couldn’t deny you, even when it was so out of his personality, so he’d always chuckle and give a general “i think it looks good” but with a smile that made you weak to your knees so you knew that you would definitely wear it and send him pictures of you in it the next day so he could see you

(which is what you did everyday really, you’d always send him pictures of your trip or just you with your outfit of the day

it was one of the parts of his day that he anticipated the most even though he nearly never answered you and just commented on it during your facetime call at the end of the day briefly

“you looked pretty today.”

so you were never really sure if he wanted you to keep sending them but thank goodness you did)

or when you were telling him about your day and what you did and his snide little comments told you exactly how you felt

“it was a hard day.”

“it wouldn’t have been if you were here instead.”

to which you would giggle knowingly and give him the most loving smile that he had been missing

“i know mikey, i miss you too.”

to which he would smile

the smile he only ever gave to you

it was his way of saying he missed you without ever really saying it.

but then in would come the same question he asked every single time he talked to you

“when are you coming home?”

he tried not to sound whiny but he always did

he was constantly counting down the days for you to be home

because there was only so much patience he could have and it was starting to feel like the trip had stolen his girlfriend and he was this close to wrestling you back.

and you would always tell him a few days and he would always huff

your conversations were mundane but it brought a bit of your normal everyday life when both of you felt kind of out of wack without each other

sometimes you were tired and michael forced you to hang up even if you didnt want to so you can rest

always always ending with an “i love you."

other times you laid on your side on the bed as michael did the same, both of your phones extended in your hands on the other side of the bed so it seemed like you were in each others bed

and you’d go to sleep like that

just whispering about random things until you both closed your eyes and dozed off

nsfw because i’m a whore with no self control 😔🤚🏼

you guys really were always all over each other, esp michael who had no restraint

so being away from you for more than a few days was more than a little frustrating

sometimes it would be you

you’d be squirming all day with thoughts of him and finally seeing him even if through a screen would have you whimpering for him almost without any other introduction

he would always understand and give you what you need without explanations needed

but most times it would be him

you’d answer his call with the same innocent, happy smile you always had on

he’d be quieter than normal, almost looking mad (frustrated is the better word) but you figured he had a bad day and talked much more to compensate

and he’d listen to you, not cutting you off.

mumbling “hm..” at appropriate times

but he was a lot closer to the camera than usual, watching you carefully, taking you all in, only one of his hands was in frame and the other seemed like it was moving

it wasnt until you paused that you heard it

a sort of ’slick’ing sound that you knew a little too well

“mikey?"

“keep talking.”

he was getting off on your voice, loved the how sweet and oblivious your words were, how much you missed him, how good your day was

could imagine your voice crying out for him like you always did

plus you were so pretty, he could get himself off with just your face and the pretty dress you were wearing

then he’d pull the phone back and show you exactly what you had been suspecting

his hard cock was out, being stroked slowly and lazily by his hand as he had been doing since the moment you had picked up

“miss you so much, little one. couldn’t think of anything else today except you bouncing on my cock like the good girl you are. i’m so fucking hard”

he was so big, like always and you could almost drool at the sight of him, clenching around absolutely nothing as you imagined being filled up by him, him spoiling you with his cock like he usually did

and seeing you blush and seem so mesmerized, equally as turned on as him then made him just fuck his fist faster, tighten his fist to mimic your tightness

and he’d direct you to tell you what to do, tell you how to touch yourself

he made sure he could see every part of you, your legs spread for the camera and him showing everything he’d been fantasizing about for so long

it’d honestly be so frustrating just as much as it was hot for him

because he was visibly seeing what he wished was with him right then but he couldnt touch you

but seeing his innocent little girlfriend touching herself for him was enough for him to stroke himself faster

especially at the thought of you either being at a hotel or at your parents house, so close to others, so easy for anyone to overhear the good girl they saw going in, shy and sweet, but none of that registers in your mind because youre michael’s whore that would do anything to be fucked dumb by your big, bad boyfriend

he’d listen to your small breathy moans and whimpers, honestly getting even more painfully hard at your sounds

sometimes your tongue would be out, expectantly like it usually was when he was above you, awaiting his spit

biting your lip as you tried to keep your eyes open to watch him getting himself off but sometimes you had to throw your head back as you imagined his fingers instead of yours stretching you out, his big body overpowering yours

your hips would be grinding pathetically agaisnt your hand without even realizing it

“daddy, d-daddydaddy!"

but michael saw all of it, groans and curse words leaving his mouth as he took you in entirely

your slim fingers rubbing your little clit, your blush as you tried your best to mimic all the things he usually did to you with your fingers

although nothing comparing to his much bigger hand that could cup your entire cunt with his palm and his thick, long fingers that could fill you up and hit all your best spots

leaving you more than a little whiny in frustration

spreading your folds to the camera so he can see your tight, drooling hole. a show just for him.

and it was better than any porn he’d ever watched

especially because the girl he was watching was HIS

he imagined your smaller hand wrapping around his dick, your wide eyes looking up at him from down on your knees, head bobbing on his cock, tears in your eyes

he’d be giving you the most degrading praises he could, they would just fall from his lips

“that’s right, play with yourself for me, dirty girl.”

“fuck just a few days without me and you’re already a cockhungry slut aren’t you?”

he’d tell you what he wants to do to you, what he’d do if he were there

“i’d stretch you open so good, little one”

“i want to have you crying on my cock”

“rub your cunt faster, just how I would. pinch your clit”

he’d have your small body bent over, face pushed into the bed and dress bunched on your hips, plowing you from behind (especially with how blue balled he’d be for so long without you) and he’d tell you as much

you were so wet, the wetness practically dripping from your hand and the sound loud for michael’s ears which did not help his desperate want to actually feel you

normally you couldnt get off by yourself, but knowing your boyfriend was watching, that he was getting off on you and the fact that he was the one controlling your movements, you did cum on your own fingers

“show me”

you’d blush but shyly obey him, something that filled him with so much pleasure - always so submissive for him, and brought your phone closer to show him your messy cunt

and michael, jacking off and thrusting against his fist

grunts, groans and some low growls

“fuckfuckfuck”

cumming right after you, all over his stomach, his head being thrown back at the pleasure

and the sight had you already writhing and grinding against the mattress under you, wanting more

wanting him and wanting his cum in you

“good fucking girl”

he wasnt used to getting himself off, didn’t need to with you around, and normally didnt like it but with your help, it felt so good

but he wanted the real thing, could only go so long without fucking his sweet little girlfriend who he was so weak over

and you wanted the same

[mikoobun]

if levi had a son/daughter in the underground. (part 1)

-being born into the underground under kenny’s supervision, levi was never surrounded by exactly the best influences. levi would most likely mess around at a young age, getting someone pregnant at the age of around 16 years old.

-hearing that he had a child on the way.. was not exactly exciting. in fact, it was the complete opposite. levi was in shock; he completely refused the possibility of someone bearing his kid. being so young, he had no idea what to do. he’d kept the secret from kenny for a while until he couldn’t do so anymore.

-he’d ran to the older man for advice, as he was the closest thing he’d ever had to a father. kenny was surprised, and actually found the situation to be quite comical. nevertheless, he gave levi pretty solid advice.

-kenny simply said, ”you want to be a deadbeat? go on and do that if you can live with the fact that you left a child behind that you never met.” and took a swig of his beer. “mess with as many broads as you’d like.”

-”but just know that your actions are that of a coward,” kenny continued, gaining levi’s full attention. “little self respect will always make you a little ass kid, runt.”

-that was all levi needed to hear before making up his mind.

-levi’d taken full custody of the child after it was born; the mother was too busy selling drugs and her body to care where it would end up, anyways. levi was happy he’d made his decision, god knows how the child would've been raised under that woman’s care.

“take him/her,” the woman carelessly tossed her screaming baby into levi’s arms. his eyes widened as she just walked past him. he looked down at the infant. their eyes were overflowing with tears, and their face was an alarming shade of red. “i don’t need no damn baby.” the woman continued. levi’s chest bubbled with anger. how could she be so cold? he held his crying baby boy/girl into his chest and stormed out of her house, trying to keep his temper from flaring.

-the first few weeks were hell. levi had gone many nights without eating and sleeping to provide for his son/daughter. levi began stealing baby formula, blankets, baby clothes and beat the shit out of anyone who got into his way.

levi held a knife to the sweaty storeowner’s fat neck, glaring fiercely. “if you hadn’t noticed,” levi drawled. “my child is fucking hungry. if you know what’s best for you, you’ll let me take this formula and we’ll both walk away with our lives.”

-kenny offered little to no help, but he did help provide food when it was absolutely scarce. kenny sure as hell didn’t describe himself as a father, but he was not cruel enough to watch the baby starve to death.

-levi picked up on his kids favorite foods. canned mangoes and peaches.

-the baby was a screamer; which subjected levi to many, many headaches and only increased his irritability. their temper tantrums were i n c r e d i b l e . this is actually where levi picked up the word, “brat”.  (he used it on his child in the underground 24/7 lmaooo)

-levi's protective as hell over his child. nobody other than kenny, isabel, and farlan could touch them. everyone else was too dirty in his eyes.

-piggyback rides! very often! his child is literally a human accessory because they're constantly clinging onto him

-as his kid started to walk, chaoosssss grewwwww.

-___ was definitely a troublemaking kid. they would ignore their fathers reprimands, throw things around, and was far too curious for their own good (which has landed levi-and sometimes kenny- in a few shitty situations)

Levi: “oi ___, dont do that. oi- HEY-”

Kenny: “hey, kid. sit down. sit- HEY SIT-”

-if they could speak, Levi's kid could admit that their father's glare was terrifying.

-dressing his kid was absolute hell

-he quickly learned that his kid liked to walk around barefoot, and would NOT accept shoes. ever.

-levi couldn’t play with his child very often, but he did the best he could. his childs favorite game was patty-cake. (can you imagine THE levi ackerman singing and playing hand games with a 2 year old? adorable.)

-as much as levi pretended to hate it, he cherished these moments.

-he'd often fall asleep next to his baby, or with the child laying on top of him

-and soon, ___ began to speak.

-at first it was unintelligible gibberish, the type that only mothers could understand from their young. levi, being the mother in this scenario.

__: "sasq juk rbfjo awui anosoi?"

levi:

levi: "aren't you going to tell him/her how your day was?"

-one time, levi was out of the house, so __ was under kenny’s supervision. they’d called kenny “pawpaw”, which instantly grabbed kenny’s attention. 

“what- what did you just say?” kenny didnt know if he was hearing things. __ giggled. “pawpaw!” they cheered. kenny sputtered. “paw- look, kid, i aint nobody’s pawpaw-” “pawpaw, pawpaw, pawpaw!!” 

-his kid calls levi “dada” or “pop pop”. levi swears his heart melts a little when he hears it

-but with everything, comes a fee.

-___’d quickly picked up on his father’s foul mouth, which kenny found absolutely hilarious.

___: “fuck you!” 

Levi: “dont say that.”

Kenny and ___: “fuck you!”

Levi: “oh god”

-needless to say, levi was tired as hell. every day was something new with him/her.

-suddenly, one day he just.. realized.

-he realized how much he truly loved his kid.

amidst the dirt and darkness of the underground city, there was a star that shone brightly in levi’s life. levi sat in a dark alleyway, holding his child close to his chest. the baby loved that; being held so close to their father. the baby was fast asleep, nuzzled deeply in levi’s arms, cooing ever so gently. his cold grey eyes softened, a sight that only his child would get to see. he realized his baby looked just like him. his heart throbbed in his chest. ___ was such a bright light, a youthful energy in a place made from hate. levi’s heart throbbed. he rocked back and forth a little. he wondered why they had to be born here. he wondered if he were a good parent. his thoughts ran rampant. almost as if they could hear his thoughts, ___ whined a little in their sleep. levi halted immediately, and glanced down again. the baby was fast asleep once again. levi smiled to himself. without even trying, ___ was his light.

trust me, levi wouldnt trade it for the world.

________

im sorry if this is bad haha, i came up with this in an hour :) -nila

[mochees]

"𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂"

-> headcanons, how they tell you they love you for the first time.

characters: bokuto, kageyama, x fem!reader

warnings: language, suggestive phrases if you squint

wc: 1k

a/n: hahaah YIKES i just went and dipped like that anyway content that none of my 8 followers asked for <3

𝗯𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂

-> mans is LOUD

-> and he knows what he wants

-> so he probably says it first !!!

-> he might be a big himbo but he understands what he feels for you

-> seeing you makes his heart explode

-> and so he totally definitely 100% certainly makes sure you know as soon as he does that he loves you

----

he knew he'd get in serious shit for totally ditching practice an hour in but that didnt matter to him. to bokuto, there was only one thing more important than volleyball, (two if you count akaashi) and that was you. he'd realized exactly what he sounded like after noticing the entire japan team staring at him as he rambled on and on about you.

"she's just amazing! im telling you! she doesnt wake up until almost 8 and yet at 5 this morning-" bokuto stopped short noticing almost every pair of eyes on him.

"why are you all looking at me like that?"

"dude," atsumu layed a hand on his shoulder, "you're so fucking whipped."

"i am not-" bokuto's eyes widened as he thought back to his daily rambles to the entirety of the japan national team

"oh my god i am-"

atsumu smirked as bokuto began to beam and spin on his heel swiftly gathering his things, not even bothering to change out of his sweaty practice clothes, racing home.

you were making yourself breakfast when you heard the sound of keys in the deadbolt tearing your attention away from thr counter. the only other person who had keys to your apartment were your boyfriend, and best friend in case of emergencies. but bokuto was at practice and you didnt think that there was an emergency at 9 in the morning. if there was, you had absolutely no idea what it could be about until you saw the familiar build leaping through your doorway towards you, making you jump.

"koutarou! my god! you gave me a heart attack! you're supposed to be at practice!"

but he wasted no time, "y/n! i love you! i love, love, love you so much!" he said pulling you into him.

you went stiff in his hold playing back the words he just spoke in your head before pulling your head away and smiling back up at him.

𝗸𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗼

-> no matter how many times you reassure him,kageyama still become insecure in your relationship once in a while

-> never with or about you, just himself

-> that middle school game really fucked him up good huh

-> he's afraid of losing you and so he tries to be perfect for you in every way

-> you are more than likely going to have to say it first

-> he just needs that reassurance, that lil PUSH

----

it didnt take long into your relationship for tobio to start his cycle of insecurity. and it didn't take long for you to pick up on his tells for the cycle. emotional distancing but still being physically close to you, being alot quieter than his usual self with his nose scrunched up as if he was scrutinizing a play on tv, and random spurs of gift giving from mostly food, to one time even expensive jewelery, were just a few of his most common tells.

it's not that you didn't appreciate the attention, but it wasn't him. you didn't want him to change. you liked the way even after all these months he still would get flustered if you spoke to him, you liked the way he still hesitated to touch you, even after you said it was okay, you loved the way he always offered you the last glass of milk. and you always turned it down just to see the little sparkle in his eyes that you loved so much.

you could feel his occasional glances towards you, and you could practically feel the anxiety emanating off of him.

"do you ever get tired of me?" the statement didn't shock you much, you figured that eventually his insecurity would completely take over and turn into a complete lack of self-confidence in your relationship. you sighed lovingly as you reached for the remote turning off national geographic that was mostly seeving as background noise for the past hour.

"what do you mean?" you smiled at him.

"i mean, don't you ever like, wish that i was around more?"

chuckling a bit you reached out for his hand, "no, i don't. it doesn't bother me, i get to see you do what you love, what you dreamed of."

"but doesn't it ever get annoying?" you could tell he was digging for something to prove that he was incompetent, that he wasn't good enough for you.

"tobio," you took both his hands in yours and climbed into his lap, hoping the use of his name and the proximity would help ground him.

"it's never annoying. sure, when you leave for games and i can't come with you it gets lonely and i miss you, but that doesn't mean i don't want you to come back. it just means i can't wait for you to come back, to hold you again, and tell you i saw everything on tv and listen to you gush about the amazing set you tossed in one particular pickle of a situation. i love hearing you talk about what makes you happy, i love seeing you happy, i love seeing you and being with you. i love you, tobio."

you tightened your grip on his hands as his started to slack with tears forming in his eyes, staring at you in disbelief and adoration.

"you- you really mean that? you don't think that i'm not good enough?"

you wiped a stray tear off his cheek and cupped one side of his face, whispering so that only you and him could hear, "of course not, i think you're perfect. and i love every inch of you."

and for the first time that week, you had your tobio back, and he smiled at you with the same whisper, "i love you too, y/n."

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