#and i cannot afford that

[mitamicah]

Good morning

Time to queue (as soon as my hrt has dried) and honestly I am not feeling great about it

[pufftheninja]

I spent way too much time making this.

[kronehaze]

Cookies am I right?

[edorazzi]

Page 39 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Bridgette faces the final battle alone, and Felix is left without a Miraculous... 🦋✨

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[cortex-rampage]

I find the way that BBC Merlin set up Merlin's powers in the first episode to be quite funny. I mean, we see this sort of lanky guy and it is established that he is Merlin and (according to our own common knowledge) therefore he is the most powerful warlock ever. Okay, cool. One might assume that he has come to Gaius to develop his powers, that maybe he's only in the beginning of his magical journey. But instead the exposition shows Merlin, in the pilot episode of this 5 series show, stop time and employ levitation to save someone's life with magic, and then it is announced that prince Arthur is essentially his soulmate, and their joint power will create the most glorious age Camelot has ever seen. Quite an exciting set-up. And then for the rest of the entire show this man who we know possesses TIME-ALTERING POWERS mostly uses them on-screen to do common chores and annoy and prank THAT SAME Arthur. Like that one post said, "All of it's destiny and all of it's his fault." :p

[marzipanandminutiae]

Pro tip: when you tell your parents that you bought “a Fabergé egg“ for your sister for Christmas, be sure to specify that you mean a mass-produced collaboration between whoever owned the Faberge trademark in the 1990s and the Franklin Mint, so they don’t have a heart attack on the other end of the phone

[dennisboobs]

standing in front of a firing squad would have been easier than reading this script i need to be shot

[autisticblitz]

quick thing to get my groove back ✌️😙

[vurelly]

how am i meant to ha wahoo yippee through life in these conditions

[dcgritty]

macklin celebrini looking around the sharks locker room after a loss

[mrmeepsmadmind]

i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb

[peace-hunter]

tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.

he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.

except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.

and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.

or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)

they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.

and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.

optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.

and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.

[spearxwind]

"You can do whatever you want with your life, you too can become rich if you work hard enough! Be anything you want!" As if your fate isnt 99% decided from the moment you are born into your family, and the other 1% isnt decided by whether you can afford education of any kind, and also mental health, and mental health help, and networking, so much networking, you cannot own a home anymore but its fine since youll barely spend time in it right?, jobs demand so much more and pay so much less, but no one wants to work (for slave wages but they dont say that) just born to be a grindstone for people with more money to ever shave the life from you to buy their 13th yatch just so you can even afford to THINK of having a happy life with your loved ones, who you might have to move away from anyways just to find a job that lets you live. Give up your love. Give up your time. Give up your life. Just to work. Everything costs so much money and your life is worth less and less with the passing of time. Unrelated, but does anyone else feel like becoming a terrorist?

[benetnvsch]

winged knkdz au.

haven't thought abt it much but everyone is either born w/wings or not and ofc those with wings have different culture/rituals vs those who do not.

dazai was born with standard wings, and knkd born with stunted wings. both his parents didn't have the winged genetics but somehow he got it via mutation in utero which caused them to form late and thus rlly small.

bc of this and the fact that his family is not winged, he grew up without knowing the standard rituals or behaviors amongst those who are winged.

Cue a very confused dazai trying to do typical flirting behaviors to an oblivious knkd

[higanberry]

started with 4 and then it got a bit out of hand

[bonyfish]

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