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Technoblade: Before I get any comments from people saying, "Uh Technoblade– ☝️🤓 Actually I live in the San Francisco Bay area, and the weather here isn't as perfect as you say! I think you might be blinded by nostalgia–"
Technoblade: I'd just like to say that I am a perfectly objective source of information, how DARE you question me, get banned.
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Technoblade: You know, when I first got to college, I had a conversation with a local student where I mentioned I was from California, and they heard that and said, "Oh, you're from California? Have you ever been here during the winter?" and I said "Oh, no no, I haven't" and they just kinda like, stared at me in silence for a few seconds, and then just said: "Good luck!" And then moved on with the conversation like that wasn't the most ominous thing I'd ever heard in my life. What? What do you mean "good luck"?!
Technoblade: One time I went to Texas, sometimes I visited North Carolina during the summer, and I was like, "Why is it so hot here?" but I just figured, "You know what, it can't be this hot everywhere during summer, that'd be ridiculous! Why would anyone subject themselves to these conditions?"
Technoblade: I didn't realize that California was unusual. So you know, I'd listen to like– Sir Alliser Thorne in Game of Thrones rant about, "Oh, you don't know cold!" tellin' us about how, he had like, been in some blizzard– blizzard, and during like, sub-zero temperatures, and I'm sitting here like, "No, no, I- I'm pretty sure I understand what cold is, one time it dropped to 60 degrees Fahrenheit and I had to turn on my car's seat warmers. I'm pretty sure I understand man's epic struggle against nature."
Technoblade: Before I get any comments from people saying, "Uh Technoblade– actually I live in the San Francisco Bay area, and the weather here isn't as perfect as you say! I think you might be blinded by nostalgia–" I'd just like to say that I am a perfectly objective source of information, how DARE you question me, get banned.
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#Technoblade#I was watching this the other day and gave me a laugh so figured I'd share it#Didn't intend to write the entire transcript but here we are#Lightly edited#I suggest the whole video it's got funny commentary and stories#My favorite Technoblade videos were always ones where he just talked about random things and random stories#which granted was a lot of his videos but I loved those best#I'll be real I'm posting this whole thing solely for that last line because it made me chuckle#''I'd just like to say that I am a perfectly objective source of information''#''how DARE you question me. Get banned''#Good 'ol Technoblade#Definitely worth a watch if you've never seen it#or a rewatch if it's been a while!
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George’s Guide to Surviving Lockwood and Co [Humor]
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inspired by Oksana's break room video from Odd Squad
for @savelockwoodandco’s #LockwoodSurvivalGuide challenge :)
#always stay until the end of the credits#odd squad will always be a source of inspiration for me haha#I am so excited and proud to share this video!!!#george karim#lockwood and co#lockwood and co netflix#lockwood and co video#lockwood and co edit#lockwoodandcoedit#odd squad#odd squad pbs kids#oksana's breakroom video#lockwood survival guide#george's guide to surviving lockwood and co#and the spinning survival guide badge#save lockwood and co#videos in the palace#edits in the palace#lockwood and co humor#earlier this week I was pondering over if I should even do this challenge and if so what to make for it#I decided that I wanted to make it silly and then it struck me#I learned how to do those pop up things and I'm so proud of myself (finally learned keyframes haha)#it was originally going to be a stamp next to the l&co logo but then I realized that it would fit perfectly over the ghost lamp#was debating whether or not to do a post credits scene like in oksana's video and if so what#and then figured that george would know that lockwood would never stay until the end of the credits#Youtube
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wait majora's mask??? majora's mask released today??? happy birthday to literally the game ever???
#i knew my majora's mask autism was flaring up for a reason...#yea to those who don't know i am a majora's mask cultist#not in the “oooh darkest zelda game” way#in the “i have so many feelings about this game that could constitute a multiple hour video essay” way#which is also not unique to me in the slightest hence all the multiple hour video essays#so happy i managed to remember this was literally the anniversary before 12am hit#in my defense my dad is in prague and my aunt gave birth i've had one hell of a day#oh fuck my new cousin shares a bday with majora's mask#no offense lil bro but until you like. develop a conscience i like majora's mask more.#majora's mask#the legend of zelda#hila has spoken
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I misplaced my credit card.
It's prbably not stolen, but, out of an abundance of caution, because it hasn't turned up in four days and the last time I saw it was a day I wasn't doing super hot for a number of reasons and then got sick as a dog after, I'm going to operate under the assumption that it's somewhere out in the public and I have to concern myself with the idea that someone might pick it up and use it. Before that happens, I'm going to order a new one in the mail and cancel that number.
This normally wouldn't be a big deal, because I have a debit card, and I try not to spend money I don't have. That is not true right now, because I get the money in my actual bank account (mostly) from my dad, who has been saying he'll get it to me for about a month now and not doing it. His bank account was hooked up to my credit card (which we did last month so he could pay my bill for me). This also normally wouldn't be a big deal beacuse I have cash. My college is cashless. Sometimes I have to spend money here. So you see what the actual problem is, right?
Anyway point is I suddenly have about $70 to split over everything I'll need to pay for for the next (estimated) two weeks, during what is probably the single two week period I'm going to spend the most money on takeout. (Midterms).
Normally again this wouldn't be a huge problem! I'd take on some art commissions and finish them off later. I don't love doing it but I can do it. Normally. I have a lot of outstanding commissions from this summer that I owe people, though. So I can't in good conscience do that.
Anyway, all that to say: I'm selling nudes. Hit me up. I'll do whatever. Particularly good at taking pictures outdoors but I can do it wherever. I'll fill requests. Send me a message and I'll see what I can do for you.
"teaser" under the cut :3
#red rambles#i dont know what the search terms are any more.#tboy#transmasc#would take short p*rn requests for fiction but as it turns out i am AWFUL at writing on command and i still owe someone one of those too!#ive been chipping away at it since october 2023!#So like thats not happening i fucking hate having unfulfilled paid orders.#fortunately i can use paypal for some of this but like it still goes to my bank account and the school Only takes credit cards.#swork#swerk#for the record this kinda makes it sound like swerk is something im doing out of ~rock bottom desperation~ or something#NOT the case. just not the thing i have an audience for. i like doing p*rn. i really enjoyed my onlyf*ns when i had it#<- asterisks to let it stay in the search lmfao#ftm trans#transgender#i mostly am here for customs specifically but i do still have stuff from said onlyf*ns sitting around i can share#and a 15min long video of me st*ned out of my mind fvcking myself on several differently sized toys#which i heard was pretty damn hot from someone who watched it :3#ah right#lemon
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Theres just something off about it when people make broad generalizations based on sex theres just something off about it
#Am i just reacting to it bc i have such horrible trauma around not being a real woman.#Bc people describe women as being more social than men better at small details etc#When those things are notttttt me. And then i feel like theres something wrong with me#And then im like okay so im not a girl im a boy then or something else entirely#WHEN I WAS HAPPY BEING A GIRL BEFORE!!!!!!!#BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!#Im big on the evolutionary component of human beings im big on is being animals#But i still feel like ppl are mixing societal constructs with biology bc those two factors react w one another!!!!#Am i being reactive and armoured abt it ???? Or am i right ????#It drives me crazy.#Im really fucked up im really neurodivergent and traumatized#Very special needs in lots of ways im not gonna pretend thats not true anymore.#And when im not how ppl say a woman is i feel so horribleee#bc i WANT TO BE A WOMAN!!!!!#SO IVE HISTORICALLY TRIED DIFFERENT GENDERS SO I COULD AVOID THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Its that god damn video i shared it was resonating and wonderful in some ways and is TORTURING ME AT THE SAME TIME
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enough. stop making content out of people's pain
#thoughts: i am absolutely sick of that tiktok meme where someone is crying and saying they hate being autistic#and other people make funny stitches about their special interest#you can express that being autistic isn't always suffering without minimising someone's ACTUAL suffering!#(if youve reblogged one of those videos pls don't think im telling you off - those videos are very amusing! youre just missing some context#this isn't the only example#those videos where a reddit post is being read by text to speech over subway surfers or minecraft parkour#sometimes they're a person venting or asking for advice about a serious issue. and it's being turned into entertainment#i've seen ppl make those haha funny text post memes using someone's vent post#hell i've seen someone make mental illness/ neurodivergence headcanon text post memes using posts where ppl have been VENTING about how#their condition is ruining their life#i know the internet is public and once you've posted something it's out of your control#but please think a bit more about whether that person wanted what they said to be shared in that way#and that's not even getting into all the viral videos of someone having a mental breakdown in public#i realise after writing all of this it should've been in the main post. ill put it in a reblog
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Been seein some rather cold takes about Daisy lately…
I’ve seen some people say that she has no personality outside of fanon, but that’s just not true. There is a very very common misconception among the fandom (at least that I’ve noticed) that if a character doesn’t appear in a “mainline” game, then they have no personality. But I’d argue that the spinoffs actually offer waaaaay more in terms of looking into character personalities. And no, I’m not talking about the RPGs ala M&L and Paper Mario as those are obviously full of personality (and Daisy isn’t in those). I’m talking about the Party, Kart, Tennis, and other sports games.
Yes, Daisy hasn’t appeared in any mainline game since her debut, but she’s been in nearly every sports game and her traits, stats, abilities, victory/loss animations, and various other tiny details add up to her personality. The fact that she’s nearly always yelling or just speaking really loud in general (noticeably more than any other character), the fact that she constantly feels a need to say her name and make herself known, how she loves flowers and considers even a small patch of flowers worth protecting, how she’s easily bored by tasks that don’t excite her and isn’t so reliable for them. She tends to jump around a lot, and spin and dance around when she’s excited! She’s apparently a rather fast runner and that is considered her specialty! These are all traits that are displayed in the spinoffs, and there’s probably soooo many more that I just can’t remember right now.
Now, I do think her tomboyish nature is probably fanon, as I don’t really remember seeing anything to show that she acts that way in the games. I think people probably think she’s tomboyish due to how loud and energetic she is. But hey, there’s plenty of fanon for just about any character from any fandom out there. And what’s so wrong with that? Isn’t the whole point of making fanworks to expand on the framework already provided by canon? If we want to stick to what’s actually “canon” then nearly everything the fandom has created would have to be tossed, because there really isn’t much to work with. Fanworks and fandoms thrive on what fans can create based on the canon work, not just sticking to it perfectly.
It’s fine if you think the “fanon” Daisy outshines the “canon” Daisy and you dislike that. But to say that she has no personality aside from fanon interpretations just tells me that you have a very narrow idea of what counts as “canon” in an already rather simplistic world. The Mario games are very simple and straightforward without much consistent lore that actually makes sense cohesively, but the characters are what keep everything tied together despite that. The characters are nearly always consistent, and that includes Daisy. Even when the setting is completely different and some random new villain shows up with some random new power source to steal or species to torment, our same well-known lovable characters will be the center of the story and that’s what makes it fun!
#devin speaks#super mario bros#princess daisy#i mightve gotten a bit too personal with my views of canon vs fanon but i still think it needs to be said#people who argue over what is considered canon in a video game series are so funny to me#especially a series like mario that has expanded soooo far from its original premise#its different than a show or movie since most shows will finish their main story before delving into spinoffs#most of the mainline games are literally just bowser kidnapped the princess and mario has to save her#very few of them offer any insight to personality of anyone#that isn’t to say theres none at all but i still think the party kart and sports games offer waaay more#of course everyone is entitled to their own opinions and if you dislike daisy or think shes boring then whatever you do you#i am simply sharing my opinion as well :)#sorry time to be salty real quick#literally the entirety of waluigis personality comes from the spin offs but no one talks about him???#he is literally in the same boat as daisy but i never see anyone saying they dislike him for his ‘fanon personality’#really makes you think#people rag on peach for ‘having no personality’ too but hers shines through the spinoffs as well#and even the rpgs!! shes actually in those and has multiple voicelines and cutscenes and people *still* say she has no personality!#i know this is about daisy but gosh mario ladies in general are treated rather poorly unless theyre eye candy#im glad rosie debuted in a mainline game with a clearly given backstory spoon fed to the player so she doesnt get this treatment lol
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why is gif making becoming a lost art in fandom spaces
#seeing so many people fundamentally misunderstand what a gif is lately#they have no idea the effort that goes in to making good quality gifs either#people who think that a video clip is the same as a gif 🤡#mind you this is twitter fandom im talking about#and like i get that twitter isn't the platform for gif sharing (reason number 123432 why it's subpar as a fandom site)#but to think that making a gif is somehow 'stealing' someone's video footage is asinine#and that's not even broaching the subject of the legalities of fan recorded footage#(recording concert footage is thisclose to infringing your fave artists' copyright btw)#(like in all seriousness it is just as much of a legal gray area as all other fandom produced / transformative works)#(so if ur gonna try and have a go at gifmakers u should probably stop and think about the consequences that might have for ur own content)#anyway#i really shouldn't let a few uninformed people get to me like this#but the way one small part of my fave fandom has been acting the past 2 days is REALLY grating on me#i dont want to stop creating for a fandom just bc of the entitled attitudes of a few people#but i am not interested in dealing with this ****#also it absolutely does not support your faves to bash / drive out other creators in the fandom#fa;lksjdfalkjsdnf#rant over ig#im trying to be the bigger person and just not engage since it's all petty and indirect actions that dont require a response anyway#i like this fandom bc it's mostly chill and easygoing so I do NOT want to make waves or kill those vibes#and i have ALWAYS been supportive and appreciative of other creators#but now im feeling less interested in engaging with certain creators#so ig that's the course we take for now
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i think itis funny in the past when i would list my interests as if i post abt them i donot post abt the shit im into rly Mainly bc im not rly Into Into anything anymore i occasionally watch or read or play something but i dont do fandom stuff rly much.... just sometimes i get brainworms
#do i still list my interests somewhere i dont knowwww#i just stopped rly being into fandom a few years ago combination depression antipathy + bad experiences in fandom spaces#but idk. me listing my interests didnt rly accomplish anything for anyone bc it was just like anddd just so you know i was crazy abt this#video game for a rly long time it probably wont ever come up again but it might maybe one day. yk. ig its just sharing info Which is one#supposes the point of all of this but idk#its not that im cagey abt my interests except that one which i cant talk abt publically bc its a triple a game and im embarassed abt it. no#anything bad im just embarrassed . its not anything any of my oomfies have ever posted abt either so its just for me. and lamp . and when#the third game comes out i might post very very very vaguely abt it ......... possibly.#but ya its like. idk i think you guys have to find out abt my plague tale obsession on your own through lived experience. aka just me seein#like the word king and randomly collapsing to the floor and going KING HUGO 😭😭😭😭😭 oh god hugo guys oh god . please play plague tale#i wish i had finished that tw thing i started making but then i got too focused on the color palette and making it look nice and i stopped.#umm tw child death animal death The plague some gorey stuff theres some cult things in the second game ummm. yeah ..... its rly special to#me tho i love those games PLAY PLAGUE TALE!!! and if u need more indepth tws ill give them to you even if i have to replay both games to#refresh my memory... lamp wont play plaguetale with me (not their speed) so im all alone </3 but i miss it i might replay soon... i wish i#was in like discord servers so i could play it on call w ppl or something <- is in discord servers but is shy and Also i feel like playing#game on call is like a level like 2 friendship thing and i cant even do level 1 friendship things like i feel i need to at least be talking#regularly in a server b4 i like try to do Calls in the server esp for plague tale bc its like a 1p game so wed need a rapport to like have#shit to talk abt and etc ..... i could just infodump abt the game but again i feel doing that to like strangers/oomfies would b weird. ik i#come on here and talk abt whatever i want but its like you guys dont Have to read this and its not like a server where Yeah im not talking#to one person but im still like Oh well ive sent a message and its in the channel and everybody just has to look at it and whatever.#but on here i post i nobody cares and it just gets pushed down and its Fine bc its not like anybody has to feel obliged to respond#which is fine. you know.. i just hate being like a nuisance i hate . idk how to phrase. imposing myself on others ig.. which is dumb bc the#i turn around and whine abt how i have no friends and its like Maybe that is bc you donot talk to anyone bc yr scared they will be annoyed#with you and you dont leave the house and have no interests to bond with ppl and etc. but basically the difference is ive written all this#and you guys can just not read it or you can just read it and ignore it and its different. even tho i am like addressing you and i do have#like. weird parasocial thing with My followers or whatever where i talk directly to you YES YOU! reading this. IDKK im rambling so much i#dont know what im talking abt anymore. i proooooobably need to go to sleep im hungry tho but im not but i am. but i think my sleep is getti#off schedule again i had trouble sleeping yesterday too... ugh
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBLvBNvu3IV/?igsh=d3Zodzc3cHNtcno3
This link. This right here. Made me smile. So hopefully it will make you too (How can you not smile at Russell Crowe / Maximus though!)
OH. MY GOODNESS. How absolutely adorable!!!
I’ve seen screenshots from that video but I’ve never seen the actual clip! I’m assuming it’s from one of the bts documentaries. He’s so goofy and adorable and lovely ahhhhhhhhhhh
Thank you so much for sharing this post!! I absolutely love it. It’s so sweet of you to think of me when you saw it! 🥰🥰🥰
#russell crowe as steve irwin is something i didn’t now i needed#his goofy narrating voice i’m dying 😂😂#i’m obsessed with how russell always seems to be goofing around on set of gladiator#he seemed to have so much fun making it#i love him being super unserious around literal tigers that could kill him#he’s just like heheheehehehehe BEAST#but for real how is he so hot#like russell turn it off for one second i am begging you#those ARMS#the man is BUILT#but paired with the silly faces it’s somehow even hotter 😂#thank you again for sharing! :)#my asks#russell crowe#gladiator#videos
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there is this tiktok that i have saved from last week when there were only like 4 gas stations open here and every time i remember it i just. the video was filmed literally right behind my apartment. i drive that road almost DAILY. i can literally see those signs FROM MY BED. that's MY HOME.
#its really one of those 'you think it could never happen to you' things#and in my defense it SHOULD have never happened to me bc there shouldn't ever BE hurricanes here#but like#there are so many videos out there now that I've seen and am just like yeah. i know where that is. i drive down that road often.#ive been there. i live there.#and its terrifying cus as big as my city is is only famous for like 2 things so it is never like. ANYWHERE.#and now I've seen it all over.#anyway im not sharing the tiktok for obvious reasons but. yeah.#really of you search for any videos of the gas lines in ga in the last week you'll basically see what I'm talking about anyway#im sorry i will shut up about it at some point but we're STILL dealing with it here so. i need to vent occasionally.#and my family is also dealing with it still so i can only vent to then so much.#one of my sisters JUST got power back and the other 2 haven't yet and its been more than a week now.#i was VERY FUCKING LUCKY to have gotten mine back on Monday#shh ac
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*grabs harry styles by the collar of his sweater and starts spinning him around*
do not focus on the weird order and super weird anatomy just vibe with the idea<3
DO NOT REPOST & INSPO
#CARECA CARECA CARECA#i started at 12 am. its 2 am#its another one of those I NEED TO DO THIS OR ELSE#im starting to regret sharing this but at least look at the video and laugh at it:)#harry styles#harry styles fanart#tracksintheam#hlcreators#trackinghome#hljournal
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Castle
would anyone be mad if I just gif'd every moment of every episode because season 4 is really making me want to do that. I'm spending too much time on these elaborate gif sets. Multiple episodes of my rewatch go by in the background as I work on these, giving me more and more moments that need to be gif'd.
this show is a beautiful gift and an evil curse
i love it
#i really want to share a screenshot of what my computer looks like right now#rewatching happening in one space#videos i am grabbing screenshots from on another#tumblr in the background#photoshop open as i am working and file folders of screen grabs everywhere#and surrounded by my dvd cases as i put videos in and out to get those screengrabs#its hiliarios#text#castle#caskett
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#ahh the full spectrum of#goth lesbian pirate music videos#this#sudden insight™️#brought to you by weed#being incredibly gay for women#wlw#and my Spotify recents#ashnikko#deal with it#kiki rockwell#Madeline#but for real though#lesbian pirates#hentai?#those tentacles though?#is this too specific#what truths am I over sharing today#Youtube
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Seeing your own trans body and identity as your masterpiece is so important
#luly talks#watching a video allow me to ramble#almost feel like a ringmaster walking in on stage like ladies and gentlemen what you are about to see is something you have never seen befo#when you think about it its not surprising at all that theres such an overlap with autism and queerness#gender is such a thing we are forced to learn and stick to and sometimes we arent even directly taught it usually you just have to go figur#like many social things it is treated as a survival of the fittest a lot of the time#reminds me of my experiences growing up and my insistance of not being a boy or a girl but simply luly#speaking of me. there's something about me that is so strong like. my inability to ever separate the me from myself#no matter where i go or what my body does theres a lingering feeling of the me floating there#this is stepping away from gender and more into dissociation but it would be foolish to ignore the overlap between those two#after all one of the times i was having this. mental breakdown inducing dissociative episode i shared with an aquitance they were like#oh so you are genderfluid. and i was like yeah i guess#there's such an ambiguous sense of the self#HOLY ALMOST LMAO#anyway um. like back to the gender tho#saw this manga panel of this nonbinary beauty as the youtuber called where they say they gave up on being a man but dont claim to be a woma#and it makes me think of myself because i did do that in a way too didnt i?#i gave up on being a woman. but i partly claim to be a man?#but not all the way. not at all.#i've thought about me being a trans man and i am not. i am more than a man#i dont reject womanhood either#i still carry it with me. i once was a little girl.#lately ive been thinking about identity#and i really think that the worst one can do is forget their past because when you do that there's nothing left for you#honestly applies to identities in general such as the idenitty of a nation too#its important to remember how you got here because that is who you are#if you forget your mistakes you are doomed to repeat them again and again#of course. this is an issue for people like me. bc i deal with certain dissociative and general memory issues#lately i've been gaining more memories i thought lost tho. little things. faces of friends of teachers#popping up in my dreams clear as photographs
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