#and i already regret it

[samgotnobrain]

Ngl I wish I was Ambrosius

[pookiepup]

can't believe i have performed hypocrisy. . . .

i am now a light mode user

[vampeded]

〆 ‒‒‒‒‒ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 [𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄] 𝐅𝐎𝐑 $$𝟔𝟎 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐒. an independent, selective & low-activity writing blog for vash the stampede from trigun stampede, with influences from the original 1998 trigun anime & personal headcanons, written by dylan, est. 2023.

[isjasz]

Damn guys this new anime's opening is fire. U should all check it out i think. The mc is a bit of a maniac but the series seems pretty cool so far /SILLY

[aquaticaberration]

“How to Kill God: A Guide for Masked Motorcyclists and the Teenage Girls They Refuse to Admit They’ve Adopted” - A project by me that I’m somehow going to write in a month or less with no planning, no energy, no functional nervous system, no money, no bitches, no-

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[pininiu]

I FINALLY FINISHED MY TEXAID ANIMATIC

TW: Flashing colors, alien gore

Song: Hellfire (from Arcane) by Fever 333

General universe, design, and lore by @keferon and the inspo for the scenes by @spector-author

THIS STUPID CONCEPT ATE ME (jk I loved doing it no matter how tired I was, I will probably never refine this because I don’t have the fortitude)

First time I animated from scrap, sorry if timings are off or it just looks straight up jank

[maym0rin]

[NRMT] Eternity Love ❤

Post AA5/6, already married 💍also a lot of talking… A lil suggestive in the middle A bit rush too 🤣😂

Please enjoy!! Happy NRMT Day!! 7.3 13:14

If you like to support me in making comics, you can tip support me through my ko-fi page here!

Thank you for reading until the end! Special Thanks💕：@alpin-the-floof (Proofreading)

[velvetwyrme]

which deception would have an sti AND fuck cars?

in reference to: https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/767952128217104384/imagine-youre-a-mechanic-in-the-transformers?source=share

okay. so. first off. anon, thank you for sending me this because the idea that you read that post and just went- "hey, you know who i should pose this question to?" and sent it to me- is hysterical and i lvoe u.

anyway theres also a Texty answer under the cut if you want to read that, because i genuinely DO have thoughts about this, but i wanted to draw that comic because this ask made me laugh very hard when i saw it in my inbox.

also, the thrilling conclusion of the comic answer:

he fucked that car!!!!!!!

hi! Texty time. I think a lot of them would have/be one but not the other (either has a STI or is a Carfucker) but i included some of those here anyway because i think my thought process was funny for some of them. this is all purely my own opinions etc. etc. no basis for anything only vibes. i went through a lot of options and came to a lot of conclusions.

to reiterate the Chart for claritys sake:

Soundwave: No STI and no Carfucking. This is true across all versions of Soundwave imo. Rumble and Frenzy are a solid no on the STI front and a solid yes on the Carfucking.

Starscream: no STI, no Carfucking (despite what Soundwave thinks). TFP!Starscream specifically might have an STI though. Sorry man. Skywarp definitely has/had a STI but gets it treated on account of his trinemates. No Carfucking. Thundercracker would fuck a car but doesn't have an STI.

Shockwave: ??? - I'm not sure I want to know. "Once, as part of an experiment" was the original thing I wrote for his answer lol. True across continuities as well.

Anyway. moving on...

My actual answer for Megatron: REALLY depends on continuity. Here's a sample:

G1? Yeah, probably both. I can see it.

IDW/MTMTE? Nah. Maybe? ... Nah. I feel like if he had an STI it'd have been back when he was a miner. Would not fuck a car.

Earthspark? I feel like no STI but yes to the Carfucking. Except he feels really guilty about it after. I still haven't watched ES but this is the impression I get from him.

TFA? oh god. i don't know... i don't know....... he probably fucks cars. No STI.

TFP? Yeah absolutely are u kidding me? Yes to both.

Constructicons: I feel like they'd be a yes to both, but not at the same time, so they wouldn't have been the one/s to transmit a STI to a car. Also Hook would be ON TOP of treatment. Once they ALL got infected after combining into Devastator, and that was miserable for everyone. Nobody has fessed up to being the one who had it in the first place, but now they have treatment on hand just in case.

Also while on the topic of combiners... I think some of the Stunticons are also pretty good candidates for STI/Carfucking. Motormaster, Drag Strip and Wildrider in particular shfkgbekfbk

I considered Tarn/The DJD and Overlord just because of how freaky them guys can get, but I think Tarn runs too tight a ship for that to happen, and Overlord is preoccupied with. worse things. The Scavengers on the other hand... sorry to Misfire, I can see him giving a car a STI. Relatedly, Grimlock would fuck a car but not have an STI.

Who else................................ wait.

Astrotrain. I can see it. Okay bye im going to sleep this took me too long to reply to fhfjfbrmfbdj

[mx-paisley]

3 artist, 3 base collab

I made the hands transparent. I tried to render it to look like a smooth colored plastic sheet cutouts on top of the canvas. I think I did okay but definitely needs improving :]

The right pic is the base by K_MB001

[feral-ferengi]

I couldn't resist redrawing this one..

..but then with Quark. ✨️

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

[katnficer]

day 15: dagger

[everythingspokenfor]

Randomly hit with an idea....

All characters are aged up 18+. MDNI

You jokingly say that you wouldn't date Fwb!Bakugou because apparently he doesn't know how to slow down, only knows how to leave behind bruises, from how tightly he holds your waist and a sore, creamy pussy.

Fwb! Bakugou who accepts the challenge and shows you just how slow he can go.

Bakugou who takes you on a date to a cafe, you call him too boring for it, only to immediately regret when he grabs your wrist and kisses you pulse point. Gently sucking, leaving behind a different bruise this time.

Bakugou who instead of pulling you into a rough make out session during ads chooses to kiss your cheeks, your forehead and nibble your ear lobe. Chooses to drag his fingers through your hairs and massage you scalp.

Bakugou who presses kisses to your lips before every goodnight and after every goodmorning.

Bakugou slows down during sex too. Has you on top of him most of the time, letting you do the work while he circles your clit and pulls on your nipples.

Bakugou who proved you wrong and should you he was capable of being more than a fuck buddy.

[starwarjotta]

Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves

[doctorsiren]

give this angle another tri