#and i HATE school

[therealdostoevsky]

fuck this shit *turns into an electron*

[isacksteban]

hi my birthday makes me sad so im writing toxic marcmarc

[ash-the-porcupine]

Bro, hear me out. In The Beauty and The Beast (amazing animated film, btw. Best 2d animation I've ever seen) the beast is 20 years old. Well, if he was cursed ten years prior, the old witch cursed a TEN YEAR OLD BOY for his bad manners. Like, um, STRANGER DANGER DOESN'T APPLY NOW? Poor kid was just being cautious. I wouldn't let creepy old ladies in MY house either.

[rowanzrealm]

how the hell did i get masters on my math test

[s0lit4ir3]

i did so bad in my exams its not even funny at this point

didn't pass my english mock either :D it's alright it doesn't count for anything

[urdeadpoet]

i hate having a crush on a straight girl

[storm-of-feathers]

insane that some of you are like full blown scientists and doctors with entire careers and im barely rolling out of bed

[meatcandies]

ive been hyperfixated on school shootings since i was like 7 and i don’t think that helped my anxiety of going to school

[ther0sesared3ad]

The urge to learn every language and play every instrument and travel the world and live through every historical time period and be a writer and a poet and an actor and

[invisiblyvisiblejay]

people are like oh ur so good at school ur so smart everything is so easy for u but they don't see me miss out on 90% of opportunities bc i get so overwhelmed that i put things off until the due date passes and i just don't have to do it anymore. pro tip (don't do this) if u simply procrastinate past the deadline the thing will just go away 🤷 just bc assignment deadlines feel nonnegotiable to me doesn't mean i can do Literally Anything Else and in fact meeting my assignment deadlines usually takes 100% of my capacity to get anything done and there's nothing left for anything extra. and then it seems like i don't do shit by choice bc obviously im so good at school i get stuff done all the time so if it takes me 3 full days to respond to a simple email or sometimes i ghost people i absolutely shouldn't (like the director of competitive scholarships and awards at my uni) (this is not a joke i actually did that) it just seems like im rude and unprofessional. i don't think people understand that getting straight as for me literally occupies the same space in my brain as passing classes it's not a choice or a maybe it just Has To Happen. it's like showering i Have to take a shower every single morning when i get dressed bc otherwise ill go WAY too long without if i wasn't Required to do enough work in my classes to get straight as i genuinely think id start failing my classes. i did not need to attend my classes last semester i didn't take notes i didn't pay attention but if i started skipping i would have had a hard time doing anything for them.

anyways im supposed to be applying for internships and i am really not sure im going to get my shit together in time to send my list to my references and then ill have to write the essays and do the applications and i feel like im going to be fucked. how am i going to apply to grad school. this shit makes me want to cry

sometimes i wish i were just worse at everything so people would have fucking reasonable expectations

[rumble-bee-art]

a local homosexual deals with an unfortunate crush by chewing on his hair and contemplating murder (we’ve all been there)

[catdelreyy]

This is how I feel in school

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[funtergeist]

are there still any shadowpeach fans

[apollos-boyfriend]

[xmascritter]

Many gravity falls fans, circa 2016: OH MY GOD WHY DID MABEL HAND OVER THE RIFT. SHE'S SO DUMB, SHE'S THE WORST, WHY WOULD SHE EVEN DO THAT?! MABEL'S NOT A GOOD PERSON!

Alex Hirsch, circa 2024: **deep inhale**

SHE'S A CHILD OF IMPENDING DIVORCE AND IS GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT