#and i HATE school

[therealdostoevsky]

fuck this shit *turns into an electron*

[scrollonso]

hi my birthday makes me sad so im writing toxic marcmarc

[ash-the-porcupine]

Bro, hear me out. In The Beauty and The Beast (amazing animated film, btw. Best 2d animation I've ever seen) the beast is 20 years old. Well, if he was cursed ten years prior, the old witch cursed a TEN YEAR OLD BOY for his bad manners. Like, um, STRANGER DANGER DOESN'T APPLY NOW? Poor kid was just being cautious. I wouldn't let creepy old ladies in MY house either.

[s0lit4ir3]

i did so bad in my exams its not even funny at this point

didn't pass my english mock either :D it's alright it doesn't count for anything

[urdeadpoet]

i hate having a crush on a straight girl

[storm-of-feathers]

insane that some of you are like full blown scientists and doctors with entire careers and im barely rolling out of bed

[wintergrofyuri]

"(blank) hates laios!" WRONG WRONG WRONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP

shuro is just as awkward as laios and it is made So clear he considers him a friend and likes him. he defends him when the canaries start talking shit and actively readies himself to physically fight them so they dont get to him.

namari also likes laios. she respects him as a leader and also defends him and readies to fight the canaries.

ive not actually seen anyone claim izutsumi hates laios, but a lot of ppl Are weird abt them. izutsumi and laios' relationship was rocky at the beginning. he struggled to figure out how to interact with her. but by the end, she actively seeks him out to talk with during the lead up to the feast. she hides behind him when falin wakes up. she has already realized shecan do what she wants and does not need to stick around, yet she does. she sleeps near him on the windowsill, waiting with him and marcille for falin to wake up. she has accepted him as part of her life and wants to keep him in it.

marcille does not hate laios. let me say this again.

Marcille Donato Does Not Hate Laios Touden.

marcille Loves him. in a platonic, familial sense. laios returns this just as readily. she yells at him. she whacks him. she tells him whats on her mind. she uses healing magic to ease his pain during the parasite fiasco. she reattaches his leg when he loses it. she teaches him magic. she lays her head on his corpse and cries before reviving him. she launches herself at him two times, when the canaries interrogate them and when he talks her down in the tower. he is a comforting presence to her. she trusts him, she cares about him, she worries about him, she imagines him as a big fluffy dog that loves and protects her. laios is her rock when falin is taken from them time and time again. and she tries to be his as well. she whole-heartedly, unconditionally, loves and trusts laios.

chilchuck does not hate laios. laios pays him his rates, no questions asked. laios trusts and respects chilchuck's job as a lockpick. laios does not see him as a child (at least, i cant think of an instance where he does so). chilchuck states, outright, he sees him as a friend and doesnt want to see him hurt. he actively worries about him as the falin situation gets worse. chilchuck respects laios. he shows almost 0 hesitation in helping get falin back, nor eating her by the end. he does not think of leaving him once, until he realizes he could lose him. chilchuck is cowardly with emotions and prefers to bottle things, so his first instinct was to bolt. he was angry because he was scared of watching someone he cares about destroy himself. laios is his Friend.

and holy shit. holy Fucking shit. kabru DOES NOT hate laios. kabru has the rockiest start known to man with him, and he Still helps him by occupying the canaries. he warns him about them. he hides the black magic from them just as shuro does. his whole Thing is trusting laios despite himself. kabru has his own baggage regarding other people, just like laios, yet he tries so hard to believe and trust this man. he Wants to. kabru is not very hopeful, but laios makes him Want to be. he states like 3 times he wants to be close to him and sees him as a friend. he stays through the entire feast!! the man who hates monsters, whose biggest trigger is monsters, actively, consciously, Willingly stayed through the entire monster meat feast. all to help his friend get his sister back. he could've left!! the feast was like an entire week!! yet he was there for every single day. he was one of the closest people to the door when falin awoke!! after reuniting with her brother, her friends, the people who knew her the most (plus senshi and izutsumi), the first person she greets is kabru!! he wants to be close to laios, he likes laios, laios is his friend and he cares for him, he wants to meet his sister!!! kabru fucking stays on the island with him as one of his closest, most trusted advisors when he becomes king!!!!! he wants to help him succeed!!!! he wants him to be happy!!!! laios is his friend!!!!!!!!

im just. people like laios!! laios is a nice guy! he is friendly and cares about people! he is weird, he doesn't understand most social cues, he oversteps boundaries, but they stay beside him, because they like him and he is their friend. he is their friend!!!!! friendship is not all sunshine and rainbows, relationships in general are not sunshine and rainbows. you will upset people, people will upset you, you will get into arguments, things will happen, but at the end of the day, the people close to you like you! they love you! they care for you! they want to work it out and get through it because they love you, but they will feel those emotions first! human relationships are complex and messy and life is complicated. even shows for toddlers know this.

if you truly believe any of these characters hate laios you are worse than a toddler. watch some fucking oobi or something. god. fuck.

take this

thanks

[meatcandies]

ive been hyperfixated on school shootings since i was like 7 and i don’t think that helped my anxiety of going to school

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[ther0sesared3ad]

The urge to learn every language and play every instrument and travel the world and live through every historical time period and be a writer and a poet and an actor and

[invisiblyvisiblejay]

people are like oh ur so good at school ur so smart everything is so easy for u but they don't see me miss out on 90% of opportunities bc i get so overwhelmed that i put things off until the due date passes and i just don't have to do it anymore. pro tip (don't do this) if u simply procrastinate past the deadline the thing will just go away 🤷 just bc assignment deadlines feel nonnegotiable to me doesn't mean i can do Literally Anything Else and in fact meeting my assignment deadlines usually takes 100% of my capacity to get anything done and there's nothing left for anything extra. and then it seems like i don't do shit by choice bc obviously im so good at school i get stuff done all the time so if it takes me 3 full days to respond to a simple email or sometimes i ghost people i absolutely shouldn't (like the director of competitive scholarships and awards at my uni) (this is not a joke i actually did that) it just seems like im rude and unprofessional. i don't think people understand that getting straight as for me literally occupies the same space in my brain as passing classes it's not a choice or a maybe it just Has To Happen. it's like showering i Have to take a shower every single morning when i get dressed bc otherwise ill go WAY too long without if i wasn't Required to do enough work in my classes to get straight as i genuinely think id start failing my classes. i did not need to attend my classes last semester i didn't take notes i didn't pay attention but if i started skipping i would have had a hard time doing anything for them.

anyways im supposed to be applying for internships and i am really not sure im going to get my shit together in time to send my list to my references and then ill have to write the essays and do the applications and i feel like im going to be fucked. how am i going to apply to grad school. this shit makes me want to cry

sometimes i wish i were just worse at everything so people would have fucking reasonable expectations

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[funtergeist]

are there still any shadowpeach fans

[ducktollers]

best friends

[apollos-boyfriend]

[xmascritter]

Many gravity falls fans, circa 2016: OH MY GOD WHY DID MABEL HAND OVER THE RIFT. SHE'S SO DUMB, SHE'S THE WORST, WHY WOULD SHE EVEN DO THAT?! MABEL'S NOT A GOOD PERSON!

Alex Hirsch, circa 2024: **deep inhale**

SHE'S A CHILD OF IMPENDING DIVORCE AND IS GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT