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Do you have any thoughts on the horse character designs in Bojack Horseman?
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#i never watched the last 10-ish episodes so NO SPOILERS i wanna rewatch it all some day. when i'm emotionally ready.#i'm of the opinion that spoilers make horror movies better and artsy drama series worse#not horse of the day#ask
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Abigail: come for the ballerina vampire, stay for the vampiric family drama, cheer raucously for everyone getting covered in gallons upon gallons of blood.
#abigail movie#abigail movie spoilers#this was fun!#i did appreciate that the film wound up on the side of ‘we support women’s wrongs here because men’s wrongs are so much worse’#horror#horror film#dan stevens has one killer look near the end that makes me believe a Near Dark remake could be acceptable#any iwtv fans out there may appreciate the main drama of the film and how it ends#good fun all around! two thumbs up!
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#OOP... sorry if i jumpscared y'all with this. i just wanted to show you how terrifying barton would probably look-#on a low quality camera with his mask on <33 / j JSJSJ nahhh please disregard the heart i just put there i'm just joking around-#with you guys a bit LOL but yeahhh uhhh. just imagine THIS popping up on your camera feed while you're alone and manning the arkham feed at#night or something ☠️ man's kind of looks like something out of an eldritch horror movie NGL JSJSJ so i think the only-#thing that could possibly make it worse for the poor unfortunate soul who has this image be the last thing they see before they die is if-#some sort of creepy music was playing in the background. like i'm thinking 'get happy' by barbra streisand perhaps ahahhh#BUT ANYWAY i hope y'all are having a great day and aren't too disturbed by this (': i was just in a bit of a ✨️ silly ✨️mood when i made it#y'know? sooo yeah i shall tag this accordingly BUT this is going to be my last post of the day ✌️#tw: horror.#tw: slightly uncanny valley? yeah i'd say that.#tw: body horror (involving his mask).#WE DON'T TREAT HIM LIKE THE COMMON RUBBISH WE'RE USED TO: visage.
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Knife Fight !!!
#rick and morty#miami morty#rick prime#fought my worse enemy doing this… TANGENTS!!!#making my favs interact!!#but I cannot see a way where this goes well#maybe they’d bond over horror movies??#pocket mortys#lemon demon#my art
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im listening to the book version of the anne hathawa*y rom com and it is even worse, my goodness, this female main character is a self obsessed elitist snob o.O
she also extremely fetishizes the male lead's youth in the same way my abusive ex did that is grossing me out. she talks about how beautiful he is with his smooth skin over and over. they have zero things in common beyond sex. dude run away from this woman. if she is only with you because of your tight skin and quick refractory period.... RUN.
like it would be one thing to read an age difference book where it truly was a meeting of hearts and minds and falling in love... but this aint it. :( i wanted a book that gave me hope about falling in love in my 40s since i squandered my 20s (abusive idiot), and my 30s (workaholic, unemployed). instead this is just squicking me out and making me never want to touch anyone else ever again -_-
#i cant stop listening its like watching a train wreck#she just makes it even worse and worse#ideaofyou liveblog#suddenly im no longer surprised they changed things from the book im surprised this got made into a movie at all#this woman is totally unaware of her privilege of beauty and considers most other women beneath her#and belittles anyone who isnt rich or famous#its a horror show lmao#a Total Not Like Other Girls character#ironically the type of character those of us in the know would have called a Mary Sue in our teenage years#which is cool i mean i wrote a mary sue myself#but trying to present bad self insert fanfiction as High Literature and a boon for women every where while also demeaning Those Girls#is super weird and uncomfortable
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how did my professor recommend me The Color of Outer Space
and I found the whole ass wrong book
its about a farm??? I was reading space travel what did I do
#makes more sense why prof was like yah know i hate the author but damn its a good spook#oh hp lovecraft#ill piss on your grave but also#i can like#relate to being terrified of the world but he handled it in the worst god damn way possible#the evil is not only in what you dont understand its in you to!! much better sorce of stories#my goal in life is to honestly do his shit better#which is setting myself up for failure#but like#cosmic horror is in us#its the fact we can do terrible things but other people Do Terrible tihngs and trying to understand Why is a worse abyss than any darkness#because no matter Why they are doing something Now#understanding can Possibly help the future pervent things#or just cause another horror#this is not well thought thoughts but a man annoyed his hands hurt and he cant draw#aaaa#also if you read this far#any movie recs?? i want spook but not home intrusion unless its like- cartoony?? does that make sense?? or like Really Dramatic not possibl#not like Hush#is that the name?? she can't talk... or she can't hear??fuck i watched it awhile ago#i liked it alot but i also am jumpy enough so dont need help with That rn#i havent seen most#maybe i should just watch carrie
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Juno The Descent (2005) my beloved
#“we need more complex female characters” you’re talking ab juno the descent#she’s a baddie she’s a girlfailure she’s resourceful she’s dumb asf#she led her friends into an unexplored cave system and was actually surprised when they got stuck down there#she fought a monster tooth and nail over the body of her protege#she accidentally killed her friend and left her for dead but there was no way to save her so 🤷♀️#she slept w her friend’s husband#she risked her life to make amends and it wasn’t enough#i could fix her i could make her worse whatever#juno the descent#the descent 2005#horror movies
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no promises anymoooooreeeee i'll appear online when i appear online 😭 every time i say "ooh i think life is almost done being overwhelming!" it. becomes even more overwhelming in the dumbest ways. all i can manage rn when i'm not stressing myself into a shut-down state is staring at the wall while listening to youtube essays + mindlessly crocheting.
i might queue up ppls art and fics w/o commentary in the tags... i want other ppl to see what all of my cool friends have made, but i genuinely can't think right now with this monstrous brain fog. i'm really sorry, just. yeah. maybe i'll think of some way to make it up later!!! once the dust has settled!!!! but until then i wuv u and miss u. smiles.
[venting in tags including familial manipulation and ableism. i. didn't mean to write all of that, thiss was originally going to be a main blog post but. aaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!
also no need for replies or anything, i'd turn them off for just the one post if i could kjsndkn, i just needed to get things out and go eep jsjndsfdn ok bye bye bye bye!!!!]
#goddd my family finds it sooooooo funny that i can't do basic tasks! it's soooo funny that i can't even think of a horror movie to watch#on halloween bc i genuinely can't remember a single one right now. it's soooo funny that i can't take cardboard boxes or#old furniture out of my room without help bc i've physically and mentally and emotionally burnt out for Months.#and me not being able to move shit out after two (2) days makes me a hoarder somehow. and ofc hoarding is a moral failing#and my mom has to give me a stern talking-to about hoarding things... that were. again. in my room for 2 days....#[tbc it isnt a moral failing no matter the reason. life is hard and things happen and it can be hard to get rid of things for Reasons.]#nevermind them making constant snide remarks about me using ugly 'mismatched' desk / storage furniture. bc it was free / cheap? no income??#AND!!!!! i have a couple of new diagnoses. which doesn't change much day to day but it does make my family making fun of me#even more dumbfounding. like. this explains a lot of really scary unexplained symptoms that constantly leave me#housebound for weeks but uhhh haha hehe hoho??? so silly so funny that i'm barely conscious for multiple weeks???#and you can see that i'm getting worse but that makes it funnier??? hmm!!!#also nevermind that i've told them the exact reason why i've been like this (read: them) but that ALSO makes it funnier somehow.#but i also can't say shit bc they're doing something ~nice~ for me (out of convenience + after almost a decade of 'don't get comfortable'#and 'don't decorate this room bc it isn't yours' and 'you need to be ready to move out by x date'#only for the date to arrive and them to pull the 'i never said that. and if i did say it i didn't mean it like that.#and if i did mean it like that i don't anymore.' card. + any big renovations are things they wanted anyway. hmmmm!!#and how i have to do all of the phys labor alone bc if i ask for help i get made fun of!!! and yelled at that i'm doing things Wrong#(hint: i'm following instructions to the letter but. my family knows better than those silly things!! ^^ ))#jfc i sure did rant. uh. yeah. things. are really weird and uncomfy and i feel thankful that i finally can have my own things on display#outside of closets and bins again after a decade?? but i'm also waiting for the other shoe to drop / them to tell me i owe them in#some way??? bc that's how it works. 'i'm doing a nice thing you didn't even ask me for so now you have to do whatever i tell you to.'#meanwhile i can't even maladaptive daydream my way through it bc my brain is soup right now. can't remember basic things abt#my interests bc i've been on negative battery / spoons for a couple of months straight and it's only getting worse.#OKAY TLDR i'm not in a state to do anything until everything irl gets settled. and i'm trying So Hard to get it all over with but there's#only so much i can do in a day before i completely shut down. i didn't even get into the insurance stuff i've been fighting too ughhhh.#so if i show up on here in short spurts -- hi! bye! hi!! i wuv and care u!!! hope youre well mwah mwah!!!!!!! i'll post what i can and then#disappear when i need to recharge. it is what it is. i need to try to sleep now... uh if this post disappears when i wake up.... yeah......#📌 [ my posts. ]#💭 [ my thoughts. ]#vent -
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Just wanted to say that I have been thinking of you and pre-emptively empathizing with the nonsense you are no doubt being flooded with and the psychic damage it must be causing. Keep stanning the king ignore the weirdos <3
thankg u.,, i feel like ive been trapped in a fuckign . Torture Labyrinth these past coupl days . but. wwe will. We Will Yet Persist onwards w/ our hand on the left wall till we;re either out or at the center i swear 2 fucking GOD,
#talking tag#asks#th pain is forever the Horrors r unending the lack of media comprehension on all sides is Disappointin But Also My Goddamn Life I Guess lol#though i will say ppl in my inbox have actually been.. surprisingly polite overall? if not outright rather kind as a whole. um. post-atsv.#but. god. i have not Talked About so much of that movie because i kind of just.#..ok actually i realize this is gonna sound rude as hell lmao. but. hhaha i Kinda Just. was fool enough to Assume that everbody would yknow#like. Comprehend The Film yk yk yk. since it is a well-written movie that doesnt try to Hide any of what it;s abt? yk?#i come On Here onto tumblr dot bumblr and i make my stupid esoteric gddamn complaints abt 2099 Themes for Me Only so my head doesnt blow up#n silly ol me i really do like earnestly honestly in my Heart think. like. we all saw the same movie. right? mayb thingsll calm down.#but oh oh oh oh oh no no no No No. they do Not calm down they get So Much Worse.#and now hypothetical Internet Strangers might be Passing Judgement bcuz we look like an Apologist 4 assuming Everyone Knew Media Literacy#CHRIST. do people think i think mig was. like. In The Right. in atsv. no ive known he would be Wrong for years dudes.#why do yall think i was so low-key Disappointed he was placed in a role that couldve better suited. like. Superior Spider-Man.#public image. DING-DONGs. man he is Never Going To Be In Movies Again After This Hes An AU SPIDER-MAN FROM THE 90S. LORD!#i had SO MUCH FUN watching atsv!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i dont like the choices it made to put miguel in the situation that it did. Bizarre Thematic Changes to 2099 that Only I Care Abt. but like#that is SUCH a fuckin SMALL and insanely autistic nitpick like i earnestly loved the hell out of the film and its mig is--#--Earnestly One Of His Better/Best Adaptations despite bein within the limited confines of th plot nd setting he is In & w/o his inner mono#..i just. Hate So Much That This Movies Version Of Miguel Will Be The Only One That Anybody Knows For The Next Seven Years At Least. yknow.#i lov watching that fuckers trainwreck of a slowmotion mental breakdown for two hours but the movie gave practically Zero Context 2 newbies#BTSV please save me BTSV please save me BTSV PLEASE save me PLEASE please please please PLEASE BTSV youre my last hope....#(arthur clenching his fist meme) ppl r Already so shitty 2 ppl w/ Messy Symtptoms i could Handle losing MK but SM2099 means too much 2 me..
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love when you see the tumblrification of a movie before the movie itself. sitting in front of my tv like “he would not say that!!” but he did in fact say that and is not the twinkified blorbo that i thought he was. anyways i watched saw for the first time today
#like yeah i’m gonna be mentally ill about this movie for awhile but not in the same way as a lot of tumblr i fear#tumblr: what if lawrence made it out and came back for adam and they lived happily ever after#me: what if lawrence died of hypovolemic shock just out of adam’s field of view#and his last words to him were promising that he would be ok#and adam stays trapped in the room looking for the key in the tub while ali keeps calling the phone#saw is a tragedy actually. to me#listen i see a horror movie and i just think. ok but how could i make it Even Worse#saw#sage rambles
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putting Spot Spiderversemovie into the microwave on high. wringing him out like the wettest most limp dishtowel. kicking him down the street like an empty tin can. this man needs to go in the centrifuge
#across the spiderverse#voidrambles#(spoilers in tags)#Listen. listen. i have many thoughts about him and the way he's written#and how playing him off as pathetic and ineffective early on and NOT developing that personality wise into scary entirely#makes his later horrificness of form and purpose even more effective#the way the art style Goes. the way there's so many different ones in the movie and yet this one still registers as fundamentally Wrong#he's not scary intimidating or scary competent he's scary horror#also idk something about. god there's just something so Very about how what went wrong with him did go wrong and how he lost his old life#and the movie saw a switch flip from the point where he's still trying to kind of make a grab for normalcy again#stealing money to use to buy stuff because he doesn't have a job，dressing in clothes over the spots#to flinging himself into reactors. to deciding what had gone wrong already was so irreparable that he might as well make it worse#go the whole nine yards. take control by flinging himself over the edge instead of being pushed off it#i Get that. it's so good in a character#also. listen I know I'm biased from this afternoon's brainrot but that one post about Spot pairing well with Will Wood songs is RIGHT#exactly right ratios of Pathetic to Unleashed
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Me: I’m a mature adult. I am so glad I know the difference between imagination and the real world
The monster in the dark watching me panic at 3am:
#maddie speaks#no but I am genuinely afraid of the dark#LITERALLY GETTING SOME WATER IS A STRUGGLE#I HAVE TO DAHS UP THE STAIRS BECAUSE IM CONVINCED THERE ARE EVIL SPIRITS THAT ARE GONNA GET ME#I cannot😭#I do this every year when it comes to making my paranoia worse#because i wanna get in halloween spirit#instead i send my adrenaline into over drive by cramming too many scary movies#and tiktok horror compilations on youtube#tw body horror#(bc of the gwar meme)#tw paranoia
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#personal#geralds game is the only horror movie to ever make me feel like i was gonna pass out and that makes me scared😃😃#i’ve watched worse movies#this one’s just kinda specific n i 😃😃😃😅😅😅#need therapy probably
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can i be so honest. every critique ive read of nope so far has been very lacking
#myposts#genuinely it seems like the only way people feel comfortable with interacting w this film is through the lens of 'spectacle bad'#without ever really defining what 'spectacle' means for the record!#it often takes of these contradictory meanings even in the same sentences which makes the whole thing feel worse bc like#i dont think YOU know what YOURE talking about#and the same w how the movie talks about race#earnestly if the only thing u think it has to say about race is like. people of color are either excluded from or tokenized in hollywood#then ur going to have to square that w ur critique that spectacle is bad end of sentence#is it the characters saving grace that they are exempted from an exploitative industry or should that industry be exploiting them??#bc if ur saying hollywood is bad bc excluding ppl of color + spectacle exploitation u seem to be implying that we should want#people of color to be spectacized and tokenized. and i dont think most people making those statements would agree w that#i genuinely think its the fault of this overreliance on the word spectacle as the thing that holds it together#which sucks actually bc i havent even seen people super digging into the word itself and how fascinating its usage as the bad miracle is#idk. i think theres more to the movie--way more--than just the sin of looking#witnessing and understanding through the look is so significant and so good in it. it is OJ looking at emerald him Seeing her#that gives jean jacket its name. its recognization#we learn to be less afraid of the monster when we understand it--when we see it--and know it doesnt want to be looked at#do you see what i mean?#and thats aside from how it complicates the black horror narrative itself--how it highlights desperation induced by poverty#induced by racism and racially justified disregard as legitimate problems that cant be solved by galacybraining 'nopeing' out#they try to leave--and try to Not Look to abandon the spectacle as spectacle based critique says is the main concept of the movie#and thats not possible. it doesnt work. they go back and going back necessitates looking and engaging w spectacle#like literally the answer is not as simple as 'to spectacalize is Wrong' bc the victorious endstate of the movie#is for these characters to reclaim the history of spectacle theyre denied by disenfranchisement. she takes the frame by frame pictures#their names are attached to it forever and cant be forgotten as the jockey is. how can you square that?? honestly#idk. just watching this yt video where some white woman is talking about how nope is about and only about the entertainment industry#its just not the whole picture
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some of the movies ppl are saying on that whats the worst movie youve ever seen post…..you guys dont watch a lot of movies
#the fact that it had to say “not of a major franchise!” as though any major budget movie can be worse than the worst $2 shit editing vaguely#fetishy horrible script exploitative diy film. i LOVE indie horror. but it is often painfully bad in ways that to me make films worse than#big budget soulless#there are a lot of mid indie films that are better than a lot of franchise movies. but cmon#kora.txt
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So me and my friend unpacked that night terror I had the other night & basically I am now on a self-imposed horror ban because I genuinely think if I keep consuming horror with my current mental state I will have a full-blown psychotic break 😔✌🏻
#for the uninitiated: basically i dreamed of an entity that was ‘the personification of fear itself’ and it was standing in the corner of my#room heavy-breathing and looking at me. it followed me through 3 layers of sleep (dream within a dream; regular dream; WAKING -#i hallucinated it during a sleep paralysis incident)#and i was unpacking it with my friend and i was like ‘i think the reason i was able to fall asleep again so fast (within 10 minutes lol)#and the thought of it hasn’t really bothered me when i’ve tried to sleep since is that it felt like more of a warning than a threat#like it kept getting worse each time i saw it but obviously i was fine. like it never tried to harm me. it just stood there’#and she was like ‘so do you believe in symbolism in dreams?’ i said ‘i don’t believe in prophetic dreams and i don’t believe that dreams#always have meaning. what i believe is that when the conscious mind shuts off for sleep; the subconscious starts unpacking stuff completely#at random and starts working through it. i think it’s a complete roulette. i think the best example of that is the time i had a dream that#one of my teachers was selling teddy bear ties just because he wore a tie with teddy bears on it once. i had that dream about a week later.#i was not in any way preoccupied with his tie; i saw it once and that was it but my brain obviously decided to use it’#so she was like ‘so you think that you dreaming about an entity that was the personification of fear itself is completely random?’#i was like ‘oh no not really. that makes perfect sense to me. all the movies i’ve watched and books i’ve read and podcasts i’ve listened to#have been horror’ and she was like ‘and you think that’s healthy for you?’ ‘oh no not really. plenty of it scares me. i even got scared the#other day listening to true crime; which doesn’t usually happen to me but i guess the 4 hour serial killer documentary wore me down’#she’s just like ‘for god’s sake’ lol#so i’m like ‘i mean if i interpret it your way; about dreams having meanings and messages; i guess i’m being warned that i’m dwelling too#much on fear. i’m inviting it into my space deliberately. it’s the main emotion i’m experiencing from the media i consume. and i don’t know#that that’s necessarily… good?’ and she’s like ‘no i don’t think it is. maybe you should read a sci-fi or something or rewatch that reality#show you like?’ and i was like ‘that actually seems like a good idea’#so. no more horror for me for the foreseeable :( i just want to get through the seasonal depression. and get my grief for mabel down to a#manageable level. i mean it’s somewhat manageable now but i still feel sad and guilty all the time and cry randomly#i’m thinking about signing up to be a dog fosterer for the rspca. i mean i work from home; i have an enclosed garden & plenty of time#and i could use the companionship. i just don’t know that i can take on a multi-year commitment right now#personal
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