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badwaves · 14 days

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happy thiddleford thursday

#gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #and his beautiful wife of course.

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rainbow-sunshine-unicorn · 1 month

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People laughed at Anthony for this:

But, getting married literally solved ALL of his issues

Insomnia? Cured

Alcoholism? He found something better to drink

Anger Issues? Booped out of him

and THIS is who he’s married to:

Like of course, he has no complaints and thinks his marriage is perfect!!!

#bridgerton season 3 #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kate sharma x anthony bridgerton #kanthony #bridgerton season two #bridgerton #bridgerton memes #LOOK AT HIS WIFE DAWG #why wouldn’t he think his marriage is perfect #marriage watered anthony’s crops and cleared his skin #of course he’s going around being like #🥰🥰🥰 my beautiful wife 🥰🥰🥰#🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 my perfect marriage 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#you would too!!!

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rithmeres · 8 months

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quick & messy biblically accurate johanna and finnick sketch just to nail down exactly how i imagined them

#referenced from the iconic screenshot from catching fire of course #the hunger games #catching fire #johanna mason #finnick odair #your honor they are besties.#do not look at the anatomy it is wack this was mostly an attempt at their faces. my wife (finnick) 🥰 and my husband (johanna) 🫶#i loooove the red fringe that johanna has in the movies so i kept it #me remember which side of his face i’m supposed to put finnick’s beauty marks and piercings challenge (impossible)#this one i think is consistent with my original sketch of him but i think it’s flipped on the victory tour poster OOPS #the reason i gave him 2 piercings on one ear is because #historically the um. ‘professions’. that were associated with pierced ears were sailors (obviously) and slaves 🙃#thg reread #wherefore art thou #the other day i spent hours trying to draw katniss and i hated every sketch #which is BIZARRE because i can picture her so clearly in my mind #i think i’m having a hard time making her look young and weathered at the same time #one of these days i will figure it out and then i will finally be able to post my girl

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hauntingblue · 6 months

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Oden's prophecy of young pirates coming to save wano becoming yamato's hope for his freedom.... and him becoming oden because of it.... it's just so good... on the other side luffy taking ace's spot for liberating yamato... I think I hauve covid

#the spades pirates in wano to save children... omg... deuce.... i have heard so much of you....#yamato complaining about how eveyrhing is his father's fault and ace getting violent...#it is so sad that in the end it was (partially maybe) his father's fault... if not roger then whitebeard..... maybe both #the hibiscus flowers..... rouge....#yamato telling ace he talks too much about luffy.... omg.....#NAMI TELLS TAMA LUFFY LOST ACE TOO!!! AND LUFFY CAME BACK TO WANO BC ACE SAID HE WOULD!!! OMG...... THE LINGERING.....#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1014 #pink haired samurai is still alive and kicking... hell yeah....#ODEN WAS THE SECOND COMMANDER FOR WHITEBEARD??? OMG???#whitebeard dealing with his rebellious son ace akshaksjak.....#ace wanting to save wano for his husband and child but wb wouldn't let him bc he is still caught up about his ex husband's death... complex #TEACH GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!! DIEEEE!!!!#they can't put luffy crying about ace dying here again.... tama feeling bad about yelling at luffy....#YAMATO KNOWS ABOUT THE D????#big mom wants robin.... i mean of course.... curious about pudding and her third eye.... we will meet again i guess...#PONEGLYPH!!!! kaido little borther to mom...... god valley.... rox.... i remember.... she gave him his power omg...#episode 1015 #ace face down smiling after whitebeard beats him up reminded me of ace dead smiling. hell on earth this is my last straw. goodbye.#the animation <3 ace i love you <3 yamato you are great <3 #omg... little ASL with the big pirates saying he will become pirate king omg...#PAUSE!! ACE HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ROGER AND SAYING HE SOUNDS NICE THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY ACE LORE OMG #yamato didnt say who it was... did ace really die not thinking his father was good this is my roman empire... critical hit to my brain #yamato made aces vivre card.... should i end it all for realsies this time....#his cunty skate boat 😭😭😭😭 i could cry #he really is looking like a beautiful dead wife this episode.... yamato......the vivre card omg..... NOT THE FLASHBACK ENOUGH #THE TRANAITION BETWEEN ACE FALLING OFF LUFFY AND HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND OMG AKFBSKDNDKSKLWKWNSKWK NOOOOOO #OH FINALLY THEY ARE ALL THERE TO FOGHT BIG MOM AND KAIDO!!! FUCK YEAAHHHHHH a good drag for the mugis for good measure #episode 1013

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peaches2217 · 2 months

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I have so many varied and fun WIPs I could work on but my brain continues to scream “BE WEIRD ABOUT CHILDBIRTH! SURELY YOU WON’T WEIRD ANYONE OUT IF YOU KEEP WRITING ABOUT CHILDBIRTH!” and I’d like it to sTOP

#I HAVE TOKOPHOBIA CHILDBIRTH AND PREGNANCY IN GENERAL REPULSE ME #(not to be confused with ‘I find it repulsive’ — its natural and plenty of people find it beautiful and more power to ‘em! me personally…)#BUT I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT MARIO RUSHING TO HIS WIFE’S BEDSIDE AND FRANTICALLY TRYING TO HELP HER RELAX #WHEN IN FACT SHE IS ALREADY RELAXED AND HE NEEDS BREATHING EXERCISES MORE THAN SHE DOES #AND THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL EXHAUSTION THEY BOTH UNDERGO AS THE HOURS TICK BY AND THE PAIN GETS WORSE #PEACH HURTING AND ANXIOUS AND FRANKLY KINDA TERRIFIED BUT BLINDLY LEANING ON AND TRUSTING HER HUSBAND WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT #AND OF COURSE HE REFUSES TO LET HER DOWN BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE’S FRAZZLED HE’S NOT GOING TO LET HER GO THROUGH THIS ALONE #AND AND AND #PEACH TREMBLING AND WEEPING IN RELIEF WHEN SHE’S HANDED HER LITTLE GIRL AND FEELS HER TAKE HER FIRST BREATHS AND HEARS HER FIRST CRIES #MARIO PEPPERING HER FACE IN KISSES AND JUST REPEATING ‘brava! brava! brava!’ BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS SO STRONG AND SO INCREDIBLE #AND IT DOESN’T REALLY HIT HIM UNTIL THEIR BABY’S ALL CLEANED AND SWADDLED AND HE’S HOLDING HER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE JUST #STARTS FUCKING BAWLING #AND WHISPERING TO HER IN HIS NATIVE TONGUE ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER AND HOW HE’S SO HAPPY TO MEET HER AND HE’S GONNA PROTECT HER #THE IMMEDIATE AFTERMATH! THE FIRST SLEEPLESS HOURS AND DAYS! NAVIGATING IT ALL TOGETHER AND IT BRINGS THEM EVEN CLOSER #WHY AM I LIKE THIS #I SEE PREGNANT BELLIES OR NEWBORN BABIES IRL AND I’M LIKE ‘🤢’#BUT WHEN IT’S MY OTPS I AM LITERALLY OBSESSED #WHY #MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 😭😭😭

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jichanxo · 7 months

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bitches will say "pride and prejudice kuwagami" half seriously and then get WAY too into drawing it

#kuwagami #lost judgment #judgment #kuwana jin #jin kuwana #yagami takayuki #takayuki yagami #jichanart #yagami is lizzy of course #rich guy kuwana feels a bit cursed SO it's gotta be kitakata. he's prissy enough for it. and he's got the ego.#here i am back in highschool english class sketching pride and prejudice art in the margins of my workbook #and making exaggerated jokes about being in love with mr darcy #(i like him a normal amount but i got silly with it so i could make my friend laugh)#ANYWAY. isn't yagami beautiful #it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of an unwavering belief must be in want of a wife #....or something. someone else come up with a funnier joke about this au #yagami WOULD get mud all over him walking an incredibly long distance in his dress #yeah sorry i was the kind of nerd who did the assigned readings in school AND enjoyed them

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acebytaemin · 1 year

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got the working from home station swag

#on my sholo album stack there’s a quote from the badass women of zagreb tour that i went w my london friend #this lady was a teacher and poet but most widely known for being this insane mountain climber and she’d do it in a dress and like #inappropriate shoes and everything (bc it wasn’t proper for women to do it anyway) and i pulled THAT quote as my little gift from #the end of the tour and my friend was like ‘that is SO you’ and i laughed so much i got tears in my eyes #the red thing right behind it is a traditional Zagreb decorated little heart ❤️ also from that tour #then some (pink of course) clogs from the netherlands my scorpio work girlie got me #and you can’t really see it but there’s like a metal little case of mints with van gogh’s self portrait on it #from the van gogh museum (my cancer bestie got me 🧡)#and the picasso - guernica bookmark bc i was standing in front of that painting in Madrid like a woman possessed #i was in that room for 10 mins like 😮😮😮#and on the side dali’s painting of a dream he had about his beautiful wife 🫶🏻🐯 also got it in madrid from the thyssen #AND MY LEEBIT MUG MY LONDON FRIEND MADE MEEEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹#ok now going to WORK fr prommy

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barbatos-sama · 3 months

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minette in this...

#she dresses up very pretty for royal balls and banquets held by other kingdoms #mikhail only goes to those things for diplomacy reasons #wants to remind everyone that he's not uncivilized like certain countries propaganda would have you believe #he enjoys it a lot more once he can show off his wife tho lol #the first time he brings her is especially fun seeing everyone's faces #everyone expects his wife to be some kind of barbarian or something #they know he's the last of his species but in their minds they never quite imagine his wife would be so small and cute #despite her family's insistence that minette is so undesirable bc of her disability and infertility so many ppl at the balls #always express how jealous they are and how they can't believe the wolf man nabbed such a beauty #it can be annoying dealing with the especially ignorant royals #but outside of a certain ring of kingdoms there's countries who are way more tolerant and provide trade and supplies to mikhail's kingdom #and minette enjoys all the attention she gets at these events despite being shy at first #and of course it makes the events way less grueling for mikhail bc he has someone who represents the country who's way more socialable #and he gets to be proud of all the envious looks his way lollll #minette is my darling oc she is my little princess

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sideblogdotjpeg · 2 months

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OMGGGG SO HONORED. I can’t believe it’s been months and delicate wife has not been forgotten

DELICATE WIFE ANON ?????????? IN THE FLESH??????

#i have in fact not forgotten #i have it preserved and archived in fact #in fact i have not forgotten of course calder rides side saddle he is my delicate wife after all #it makes me giggle every time i see it the phrasing is truly so beautiful #he is my delicate wife after all #....... is this actually really and truly delicate wife anon #i feel like i have made sighting with like a unicorn #delicate wife anon #hi #in my inbox ????????#ramble tag

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the-golden-ghost · 10 months

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I'm at the part of Dracula where Van Helsing just starts pulling vampire facts out of his ass and everyone takes it as gospel because everyone's still kinda reeling over "vampires real"

#Van Helsing: most vampires aren't pretty. Lucy is an exception because she was a somnambulist #and everyone knows Vampiric Beauty and somnambulism go together #Seward: but of course #Van Helsing: Anyway. I'm gonna put garlic in front of the door she won't get out. this will work #Seward: absolutely #Van Helsing: Also we're going to have to saw off her head. yeah like tomorrow. we can't do it now #because if Arthur showed up and saw that we sawed his dead wife's head off with no context he'd be pissed #Seward: I mean I would #Van Helsing: So yeah we have to go to him tomorrow and give him the 'sorry your wife's an undead monster' speech #and THEN we can cut her head off #me; reading this: what are you two FUCKING talking about #Dracula

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the-jam-to-the-unicorn · 2 years

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"My dear OV, I want to thank you. For what you ARE. In my life. (For being you. For being in my life.) For being here now. For your faith in Ukraine and (the) Victory. For strengthening me. For all the years, hours, minutes... And once again for THIS year. For the way you represented Ukraine. For our wonderful children, for OV and KV. I congratulate you on your DN. (Congratulations on your birthday.) I wish you ONE thing. That the day of the victory of the PEOPLE (humans) over the ORCS comes soon in your life. In our life... In the life of all the people. I wish, (I) love, (I) congratulate! Beloved (Darling / Sweetheart / Love) OV, your VO"

Volodymyr Zelenskyy congratulating his wife to her 45th birthday with a traditional birthday post

#alternate translation in brackets #no one touch #let me cry and die #this post is so sweet and heartwarming and sincere and intimate and sweet #🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#he really said look at my freaking beautiful wife #BECAUSE THAT PHOTO #THAT SIDE PROFILE #just once in my life i want to be that pretty #also proud husband mode is on level 1000000 on this post #AND HOW SWEET OF HIM TO INCLUDE THE KIDS I CRY #of course he would include them 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#vova being insanely thankful for having his two kids will forever be the sweetest thing ever #and he just wants to be reunited with them and olena #and he knows they suffer too and they also have that wish #NO ONE TOUCH ME IM FINE #vova being incredible thankful for her support and being in his life AND WHO SHE IS AND STRENGTHENING HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#ALSO THAT LAST LINE #THAT LAST LINE #😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️#volodymyr zelensky #volodymyr zelenskyy #wolodymyr selenskyj #president zelensky #president zelenskyy #selenskyj #president volodymyr zelenskyy #olena zelenska #zelensky

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rainbow-sunshine-unicorn · 1 month

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I genuinely can’t get over how proud Anthony is of himself, after kissing Kate, EACH AND EVERY TIME

They’ve been married for a while, gone on two separate honeymoons and spend all their time together and still this man puffs up like a balloon, literally swells up with pride and his face looks like his soul is internally doing some jazz hands, each time he kisses his wife

#bridgerton season 3 #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kate sharma x anthony bridgerton #kanthony #bridgerton #bridgerton memes #look at his face 😭😭😭#that man is so smug #actually though I get him #he gets to kiss Kate every day multiple times a day #I would also be shamelessly bragging about that #Anthony @ the rest of the ton: see my beautiful wife yeah I get to kiss her everyday HAH #how’s that for winning in life #but also mf was FIGHTING not to kiss her every second last season #and now he gets to do it openly #of course he’s reaping the rewards frequently

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dicehockey · 7 months

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You know those videos of babies who don't recognise their dads after they shave off their beards? That's me with goalies out of their hockey gear. What do you mean that skinny waif is Jeremy Swayman ? Jeremy Swayman is at least a foot wider. Where's even his helmet ?

#no joke hes been on the dash a lot and im like. hmmmmmm seems like fake news tbh #i image ullmark (in goalie gear 24/7 ofc) looking at these pictures in distress like 'this is not my beautiful wife'#tristan jarry i recognise on account of his angelic smile and of course his knife #but he's the only one #bostons goalies are soulbonded idk who those men in suits are

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hauntingblue · 22 days

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I don't know what to say... everyone got a happy ending except the people who actually wanted a real revolution and had a cause for it... but it's not like we had much of their opinions on this I guess... also no final lez sex scene... tragic

#the man silver is looking for is thomas i know it..... thats why flint wont kill him..... he will pop out with the i know where thomas is #flint and co being down to guerrilla tactics.... OH JACK MADE IT SKFJSKSJSK #silver realising that he did this tantrum that broke their crew apart for nothing cause flint really wangs madi alive.... DUMBASS #you know what i think the change between season in centering mostly everything around silver instead of flint kinda diminishes the causes #for billys grievances and betrayal and kinda descent into madness lmao bc his problem is with flint but it kinda is blurred in the distance #idk billy is very against flint and so was silver but the moment he got close to him those issues disappeared almost completely bc #novody complains about flint anymore... its just billy in the background and he just sounds petty #and then with silvers betrayal of flint bc of madi is just not deep enough like yeah your wife but that relationship is not developed...#and silvers relationship with flint actually is so it doesnt make sense #fistfight on the crows nest.... wow.... and billy drowns again!!!#is jack going to fight the governor HE IS GOING TO DIEE!!!#YEAAAAAH TWO AGAINST ONE KILL HIM!! FLINT KICK HIM WHILE HE IS DOWN!!!!#madi is alive my god..... silver was gon a end it all real quick #we could have done this before with twice the men but alas...#why is everything so eerie what is going on.... what is going to happen #MY GOD!!! FLINT IS MAKING ME CRY WHE IS HE SMILING AND PLEADING!!!! MY GOD!!!! FLINT YOU NEED TO MURDER HIM #EXACTLY WDYM THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!!! CASTING IN THE DARK FOR SOME PROOF THAT YOU MATTERED AND FINDING NONE!!!#THE FUCKING TREATY MADI WOULDNT ACCEPT!!! SILVER YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!!#of course thomas was there....#silver i hate you but that was beautiful #them gaying out in the middle of the field akdbakns the soldiers just 🧍🏻‍♂️#you didnt betray her until now but it is literally the thought that counts #billy STILL ALIVE ajdjajj he is younger and more beautiful i told you.... he is unkillable #Featherstone as governor??? ajshaksjaiajwkqqjwkjwkakwkwwkwksa #look how happy max is ajdhaksjak YEAAAAHHH #jack that is a woman..... also ANNE AND JACK THE LAST PIRATES YEAAAHHHHH #THE PIRATE FLAG YEAAAAHHHHH #max and anne are smiling all the time now bc they get their pussy eaten on the reg.... it is true #talking tag #watching black sails

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vialae · 8 months

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"In running a city, outliers who felt like they could circumvent the rules were always an inevitable obstacle.

Gortash enjoyed putting these people back into their place. Especially when his dearest Bhaalspawn got to help out as well."

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#the whole thing is them torturing a noble + his wife #bc kaidos wanted to and gortash is only ever 'yes of course beautiful whatever you say beautiful'#the usual big warnings that come with durgetash stuff yknow #bg3 #dark urge #durge #durgetash #gortash

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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I love squirrel stapler ... i love the romance in collapsing in bed next to the skinless corpse of my wife who hates me and wants to kill me so badly for desecrating her body by stapling squirrels onto her bare flesh and im drenched in sweat from hunting all day and im curled up on my side with my mouth slightly open huffing in her girlstank (rotting meat)

#Listen to my problems #i feel so gooey inside and starry eyed about her #like the cognitive dissonance present in the game is crazy #obviously my wife is pissed at me and wants me to stop #but i love her madly and i want her to be beautiful again #of course this points towards the hunter simply being some sort of control freat who probably killed his wife and skinned her #but i believe in my heart that the hunter loves his wife enough to be driven crazy by her #why else would you keep that thing in your house ... why else would you wake at six every morning to hunt for squirrels #you dont even eat or bathe you just hunt and hunt and hunt #i wish i was driven mad by a woman

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