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i wish jorge martin wasnt a horrible person bc i'd be such a fan if i wasnt 100% sure he'd call me a faggot
#like#i like his media persona sm#and hes funny#but.#i cant stan a weirdo like him#WHY CANT HE BE NORMAL#jm89#jorge martin#motogp#going in main tags bc theres no jorge fans anyway >-<
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cameron domasky is low key going on the hear me out cake.
#i do NNNOOOOOT wanna hear the disagreement#a tall man with tattoos#😐 lets be serious now#and hes funny#i have millennial humor#DONT TALK TO ME#meeya talks 🐾
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God clearly has favorites
And we all know it’s this mother fucker ^
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there's no way I actually found someone my type while in a fUCKING CPR TRAINING COURSE
#i dont even know how old he is#but hes tall#and got a nice deep voice#and hes funny#MY DADDY ISSUES ARE SHOWING#SOMEONE EITHER SPAY OR SEDATE ME PLS I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE#bubbly speaks <3
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i like this flowtives guy he's so normal about dream 😭
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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
#us politics#tiktok#tiktok ban#not a shitpost#we will look back through the lens of history on how very first thing he did when returning to power#was to seize control of the public's ability to communicate and organize#and it won't be 'lol tiktok'. it won't be funny. it won't be funny at all
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#weird al yankovic#weird al#hes perfect#meme#memes#lol#lmao#dank memes#funny#funny stuff#funny things#funny shit#stolen memes#memedaddy
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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… (a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)
#china#video#douyin#miscellaneous#run#cnetizens says he is injured by accident#there's an aunt on the mountain who takes care of him and he goes to that aunt every day for food#btw the monkeys in Emei Mountain are notorious bullies#they will attack humans indiscriminately#don't feed don't look at them#don't bring backpacks with snacks#but china's Rhinopithecus 金丝猴jinsihou are very cute and docile#funny
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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Grunkle Stan is WHAT
I don’t know where the original meme is even from but it GETS ME EVERY TIME
#memes#art#my crappy art#kay draws#my art#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls memes#see it’s funny because he’s trans!
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
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i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.
#he didn't even get why it was funny he was 'just being practical' 😭#do you think doja's social media manager has been trying the recipes#my brother is a good cook who generally picks good recipes#REBLOGS OFF. dont tell doja.����🚫🚫 apparently isnt even uncommon people seem to love using celeb accounts this way. listening & learning.
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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed#samael speaks
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It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head
#my post#my art#gravity falls#this could absolutely be fiddlestan. god it would be so funny#either way he's just lost his brother and is working the biggest scam of his life#and also taking a false name#as of this moment in time any other mention of Ford's name is going to send him into a fit of hysterics#stanley pines
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"Oh, and there's kabru too!!!"
#dungeon meshi#labru#it's so funny how everyone gets a still image then there's KABRU winking like he's laios yaoi fantasy#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dunmeshi#my art#fanart#animation
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