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life literally just gave me the finger and spat in my face
#.txt#i can never have anything that gives me joy or happiness#without something terribly going wrong#my pc randomly stopped turning on#and then a loud pop happened#i unplugged everything and im fine#but umm idk what to do#i contacted the ebay seller#literally just got this two days ago#and obviously wasn’t cheap#who ever wished for my downfall…#you can stop now 😭#i dunno how to tell anyone in my house#i jinxed myself#i said it works great and other things#and here we are now 🧍♂️#i want to cry#but the tears aren’t there#im like dead inside#probably gonna just take my night meds and sleep#any advice would be great thank u
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I think the funniest side-effect I have that comes from The LEGO Ninjago Movie being my entry into the fandom is that a small part of my brain will always associate Dave Franco with Lloyd - like I'll see a picture of Lloyd and it's a sudden battle between hearing his voice and Sam Vincent's
#i had to sheepishly explain to my parents the other day why and where i know dave franco from#(we were watching now you see me 2 - the magic heist film - which honestly was pretty good)#ANYWAy i was like “OHHH i recognise that voice - cool i can put a face to the voice now”#and they were both like “where on earth have you heard his voice before”#🧍♂️“...he voices lloyd in the ninjago movie”#watched their smiles drop in real time LMAO#they love me and my interests dont worry guys😀👍#tbh they should have expected it - they know im kinda obsessed with Lloyd#(i force them to look at every lego set i build afterwards/they've watched a couple episodes here and there with me)#anyway tis funny to me#hmiae rambles#hmiae personal#ninjago#lego ninjago#the lego ninjago movie#tlnm#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon
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people talk about gerard people talk about frank UMMMNN SHUT UP. mikey way twink death dilf birth needs to be STUDIED
#probably concerning that I’m not attracted to young mikey at all but now he’s hot 🧍♂️ but here we are#he’s just GIVING idek like my guy aged SO well#mikey way#mikey fucking way#mcr#my chem#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance
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everytime I drive by the place he used to live I just stare at it until it's out of view
#it doesn't really feel like he's left but idk that place is so empty now#i can't even say it was like he was never there cause he was there. he was very there i cant think abt that place w/o thinking abt him#i think i haven't yet registered that he's not here anymore even tho it's been weeks since he left#idk. anyways i just got off a call with him !! the sun is finally shining again#like yeah we do message almost everyday but 🧍♂️#malai tag#ਰੇਵਾ
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love my right-hand rgg men deranged. a little blood splattered even.
#snap chats#this post is about yoshitaka mine and jo sawashiro do NOT reblg and put anyone else in the tag or im egging your house#one of you rebellious bitches are gonna do that cause i said it now... unless we keep playin uno and we go#'oh but now that you said that i wont touch this post' OK WELL GOOD IM RAMBLING IN HERE !!!!! GET OUT !!!!!#dont get out. stay if you want. its dark down here i have two (2) candles burning this time and i feel like im summoning the devil#yeah i am summoning the devil the motherfucker that lives in my mind#im never getting to the point of this post. btw. im stringing all of you along. im cold. literally and figuratively.#mine never even got to be blood splattered..... hate this franchise..... unless we talkin ishin but ishin was a blood bath it dont count#anyway sorry (<- not) someone reminded me of majima being fake crazy about kandas head in the box#call that a dick in a box GOTTEM. fuck kanda all my homies hate kanda#and yeah...... sat here and started thinking and giggling and kicking my feet 🥰#sorry i mention the eye scene once a month but no other scene compares to it for me. it has everything i could ever want#🏳️🌈❓❓ behavior and raw gore and nothings more brutal then personally taking your thumb and sticking it in someones eye#always reminds me of that slipknot song.. Duality... and not the song called Eyeless.... hate this band....#like please its my crack its my meth its my drug of choice#knife scene good too for similar reasons....... but i do like the eye scene just .2% more... sorry... i like how gorier it is...#knife scene still raw as hell tho like UGH sorry love them. i love jo and mine cause they Seem calm for like .2 seconds and then theyre ill#their demeanors are so funny to me tho like mine's like Thoroughly professional near all the time but jo is just Slightly more vulgar#like jo more typically says crass/aggressive things while mine Genuinely most of the time is just 🧍♂️#very funny... love them all the same... <- said he was gonna draw but hasnt drawn shit#I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE OF KYOUEN (jdrama starring nakai) AND NOOO IT LOOKS SO SPICY I WANNA WATCH THE REST#but i made a promise..... so i'll save that binge session for the morn i suppose....#anyway dont look at me im giggling and twirling my hair at the thought of my Real Crazy bitches#i love them <- cant say this enough my heart will literally explode if i try to#stream chat got me thinkin a jo.... oopsie..... i refuse to say anything heinous Respect Your Elders etc etc#ok bye. im normal <- is going to go watch the eye scene again
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amazing how the toxic mix between anxiety and whatever other specific thing is very wrong with my brain will lead me to literally do nothing for 12 hours straigh t. Academic fucikgng weapon
#beef trimmings#I did one! phonecall and my brain was like alright 🙏we spent 6 hours getting stressed over it#time to spend 6 hours comig down from stress#oh no its 9 pm now u are so sleepy............. sad!#no work get done oh well <3#✌ watching all my classmates actually work on stuff towards our deadline and im just sitting here like 🧍♂️#FRUSTRATION
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hm.
#i asked my roommates if they wanted to go to the local gardens w me bc i thought it'd help my mental health#but instead they delayed it 3 hours and my roommate just showed up w his new gf who im still not comfortable around bc ive met her once#and this has not helped my mental health it has just made me more uncomfortable so thats. fun#we got food but i have weird eating issues and i do Not want to eat around her bc i know nothing ab her so im 🧍♂️#i wanna go home but i cant say that cause that would make me sound rude since this was my idea#i just. i asked for this bc i wanted to spend time w my friends bc i haven't gotten to spend time w just them since i got back#and now i regret ever asking bc I'm not comfortable here#he just. keeps showing up w her without telling me and brings her home constantly without warning#and its just another in a long line of things that makes it feel like everything changed while i was gone and theres not room for me here#and it sucks bc i. dont have anyone else i don't have anyone outside of my roommates and now it feels like i dont even have them#negative cw#i just feel very. not comfortable
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my cosplay plans got scrapped last minute (again) and i am. feeling Not Great. 😏
#uh oh first vent post here sorry everyone this is the only account my friend Doesnt follow me on#we’ve been planning Bege and Chiffon since last year and this is like the third time we’ve scrapped them….#and by we i mean my friend.#the cons in a little over two weeks and i havent even finished S-Bear who i had to scrap last con too………#im so fucking stressed and i have been feeling so fucking awful and dysphoric. 🧍♂️#we’re gonna reuse our dumb shitposty pre glow up Kobymeppo cosplay but.#it Highkey makes me super dysphoric because i am Not fucking skinny LMAOOO#this was gonna be a weekend of Round Bitches and now im like#gently pulls out my hair like grass im gonna look So fucking bad
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im this close to posting like 10 spotify links in one post without commentary. im never finishing these playlists am i
#it's so over no wait we are so fucking back all the time#even about stupid ass playlists#i cant even finalize themed playlists 😔 i hate finishing things i hate it#but anyway i have so many songs that get me like hmmmmm 🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️ nowadays#so im really about to just dump them in a single post and be like here are the songs ive been really thinking abt lately!#not telling which thoughts tho! lol#earlier today i almost made a post w one of them talking about how i was possibly [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]#then i realized hm. yes i love oversharing on the internet but that's a bit much maybe#🗒#now I'm sharing this to create a sense of control over my own impulses. 4d chess over here
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where’s all the hot queer alt/goth babes on tinder??
#.txt#yes i made another one after i said i was done#if you know me by now#i create one. get bored. get frustrated. deletes. gets lonely. gets bored. redownloads.#it’s an endless cycle#you have that little spark of false hope of ‘maybe it’ll be different this time’#i know it won’t be. but here we are#i usually wait like months later to redownload#do i need help? maybe..#but like 🧍♂️#anyways need to move out of the town i grew up in#nobody is here#teleport me to the gayest city pls
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LOVE STORY, M. VERSTAPPEN.
PAIRING. max verstappen x female reader.
SUMMARY — Going out on dates with Max means taking a lot of pictures to share them on Instagram. Max has never complained, in fact, he's more than happy to show the world just how much he enjoys every single one of those dates.
GWEN'S RADIO MESSAGE. requested by @amoosarte "reader and max go out a ton dates during winter break, with max posing awkwardly while reader is taking picture every second if they go on a date, so max switched it around and take a bunch of photos of her and it's just so adorable and he's so whipped?" i had so much fun looking for max and his gf's pictures because he's literally the 🧍♂️emoji in every single one of their pics. so sorry it took me so long to answer this, i hope you like it!
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yourusername Hello, Paris! Winter break has started and what a better way to celebrate than with a first date in the city of love with this handsome man. 💋🤍
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user01 relationship goals
user02 forever grateful with for giving us max content
landonorris thanks for not taking your child with you.
yourusername what don't you understand about romantic holiday? we don't want u here ⤷ landonorris wait did you hear that? it was my heart breaking. completely shattered. 😞 maxverstappen1 you're welcome! 😁👊 ⤷ landonorris i always knew you never wanted me
user03 the pov girlies of tiktok are gonna have a feast
user04 MY PARENTS
francisca.cgomes come and visit, i miss you!
yourusername just let me get rid of max first and i'll come to you, baby maxverstappen1 stop trying to steal my gf from me ⤷ francisca.cgomes she wants me
user05 the second pic is so pinterest coded
user06 max not wearing red bull merch? am i dreaming?
user07 the girlfriend effect is real
maxverstappen1 everyone needs to know that we walked around paris for hours trying to find that coffee place you wanted to try. i feet still hurt!
yourusername you love me ⤷ maxverstappen1 shut up
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yourusername Everything's better if I'm with you.
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user08 omg im gonna cry they look so cute
user09 THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER
user10 sleeping on the highway sounds like a good idea
danielricciardo disgusting
yourusername you're just jealous
charles_leclerc went on holiday without me? :(
landonorris they left me too ⤷ yourusername OH SHUT UP ⤷ landonorris NEVER.
maxverstappen1 you can join us in st. tropez ⤷ landonorris can i join too? danielricciardo already packing pierregasly count me in oscarpiastri @/danielricciardo pick me up maxverstappen1 I WAS TALKING TO CHARLES
user11 sick and tired of not having my own max verstappen
user12 obsessed with max "heart eyes" verstappen
user13 HE LOVES HER SM
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yourusername We had a reservation at a fancy restaurant today but instead of dressing up, we chose to stay home and build a flower bouquet out of Legos. 🥺🤍
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user14 they 😭 stayed home 😭 instead
georgerussell63 donuts are not on his diet.
maxverstappen1 SHUT UP GEORGE yourusername it's winter break ge, he's allowed ⤷ maxverstappen1 yeah baby defend me
user15 why is no one talking about MAX'S CHEST ON DISPLAY?????
user16 oh she knows what she's doing ⤷ yourusername no idea what you're talking about. 🤭
user17 i am BEGGING you to stop i'm too single for this
user18 MY OH MY
user19 yn's comment section always delivers
user20 happy for them and not at all jealous
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user21 kill me now please i can't leave knowing i'll never find someone who loves me as much as max loves y/n
user22 THE WAY HE'S GRABBING HER LEG?
user23 MR. VERSTAPPEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
alex_albon where did you two go
yourusername you've reached y/n's voicemail please speak after after the tone
oscarpiastri please remember i'm sharing a wall with you
charles_leclerc good luck mate yukitsunoda0511 i have earplugs if you need some ⤷ maxverstappen1 WTF YUKI
user24 WHAT IS GOING ON AAAA
user25 i can't keep lying to myself. i want a relationship like the one max and y/n have like you can clearly see how much they love each other
user26 OBSESSED WITH THIS DATE SAGA PLS DON'T STOP
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maxverstappen1 I just couldn't leave you without showing you my POV.
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user27 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MYD SJDJHSDJKN
user28 all men should be like max verstappen
yourusername i didn't even notice you taking half of these. words cannot express how much i love you.
user29 "my pov" MY PARENTS
landonorris you actually made her look pretty
yourusername i'll cut the brakes of your car ⤷ landonorris THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER
user30 they're so adorable its disgusting
user31 i'm 100% sure their friends are so sick of them
charles_leclerc yes pierregasly you're right landonorris i throw up every time i see them georgerussell63 finally someone understands
user32 STOP THIS MADNESS
user33 oh she has him wrapped around her finger
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I love the idea that MC can just bring their human logic into any situation especially with demons (obviously), like the blankets protecting them and stuff. So here’s some of the head cannons I have.
Mammon is the one to believe it the most with beel being the most supportive. You cannot tell me he’d scream and be paranoid once you tell him he can’t have his feet on the floor, during a horror movie otherwise he’ll get kidnapped.
Beel would be confused but supportive. “But demons aren’t like that.” He would turn off the lights for you so you don’t have to run upstairs or to you room. Just stands there like 🧍♂️and wait.
Levi knew about all this before hand with all the human movies he had watched. Would even go along with it to mess with Mammon. “Of course that’s true. Gosh, Stupid Mammon”
Satan doesn’t believe it but indulges it. Half because he finds it amusing and the other half because it annoys his brothers, especially Lucifer. “Why do you need all those blankets? Protection against demons? Haha, okay here’s more”
Belphie is done with it but still laughs. “Obviously that’s not true” but still is amused when his brothers are so confused and annoyed. Would even try to scare you. Would be behind you when the lights turn off, acting like the demon in the dark….wait
Asmo uses the logic in his posts. Takes a picture with you and captions it something like “feet off floor; no demons coming after us tonight” Would also indulge in it. “Lucifer aren’t you afraid the monster in the closet. Wait! Please look”
Lucifer is so done with your shenanigans. “No MC, there are no demons in your closet. Yes, I checked.” “No MC, no monsters will pull you during the movie” No MC, stop running after turning off the light.” “MC!!!!-“
Diavolo is so fascinated. Like “this is human logic” with stars in his eyes. Even laughs at it and apply it to everyday activities. “Yes, I know no demon will come after me but it’s safe to be safe” Tells it to important officials “my human came up with it. Isn’t it amazing.”
Simeon would quietly laugh. “You are quite the character” will use it in his story’s and all. Would absolutely oblige and humor you. Even brings extra blankets and maybe offer to be with you- has also offered to protect you from demons
Luke absolutely believes it. Protects you from any and every demon so you feel safe. Runs with you after turning off the lights. But never watched horror movies with you, he can’t take that. Has Simeon check his closet before going to bed now.
Soloman absolutely knows about these-maybe even started them. Would use them as a chance to flirt. “I can hold your hand while we run” puts more ideas into your head subtly. Does that laugh whenever the others don’t get it.
Barbatos just laughs and chuckles every time. Also a little bit hurt but knows it’s all for fun. “It hurts my heart that you think about us demons that way. May I change that?” Would tell story’s about scary demons he has met to indulge with your antics. “I once knew a demon who his in kids closet. He’s not doing the best now”
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got free chicken wings from the walmart hot foods :))
#the person was like I'll only charge you for the potato wedges bc we sell the wings by 6 & there are only 4 left#and i was like....i love you#I haven't eaten all dayyy#the original plan was to get here in the morning & get back home early enough to eat bfast & do laundry#but its almost 1:30 now.....crying#its so hard for me to get up early lately....its bc im unemployed rn🧍♂️#gonna eat my wedges while i wait for the bus its 20 min away🧍♂️#almost 3 & im barely sitting down to eat 😭😭😭
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Medicine
cheater!charles leclerc x singer!fem!reader
fc: rihanna and other girls from pinterest
warnings: cussing…lots of it, cheating, cussing, sexual talk, talking shit about charles (please note that i do not agree with the things said it’s just for the fic 😭) i’m back from my breakkkk, much needed cause i have so many ideas to write and requests 🤭 hope yall enjoy this been sitting in my drafts for a min now 😭
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cannes festival 😘✨
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username9 ohhh she ateeee 🥴✨
username21 bodied every motherfucking look 🤭✨
username8 im obsessed with her 🤧
lewishamilton fashion icon 🫶🏾🔥
username41 she ate all the girls up 😵💫
username11 she gorgeous, like wow 😵💫🥴✨
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i want revenge, i can’t fake it
sza you’re so hot
carlossainzjr 🔥🔥🔥
kehlani my wife is so sexy 🤤
victoriamonet tell em y/n/n 🤭
lewishamilton this is a look 😮💨🔥
landonorris 🤩
yukitsunoda you look hot 🥵
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i don’t think you’ll understand, until i hit you where it hurts
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username1 YASSS QUEEENNNN 🙂↕️🙂↕️
username12 she looks so fucking good 😫😫
username13 the bob is bobbing mhmmmm 🙂↕️🙂↕️
username7 not her stabbing someone in the head?!?!
username9 yea she out for blooddd 🤭
username2 charles better tighten up his security and lock them doors
username9 THE BLACK LIP?!? THE BEAT?!?! YESSS!!!! 😩😮💨
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don’t get it twisted, i can play this game too
username1 HOLY FUCK
username15 she so hottt 🤤🤤
username3 how can you cheat on her
sza sexyyyy 😩😩
username22 yummmm
kehlani marry me please 🥴🤧
username69 on my knees for the goddess 🧎🏾♀️🧎🏾♀️
livelaughlovey/n i’ll cook, clean, do laundry, anything, i’ll do anything please please please please please let me be yours
username1 she can step on me and call me dog shit and i will say thank you 😍😍😍😍
charlesleclerc seriously y/n. can we please just talk? can you please unblock me? can you call me back or answer my messages please?
↳ username1 @.charlesleclerc i know you not - 😧😧😧
↳ username7 @.charlesleclerc be fucking forreal 🧍♂️
↳ username19 @.charlesleclerc the audacity of you mf 🖕🖕🖕
↳ username37 @.charlesleclerc are you deadass rn?!?! 😑
↳ username9 @.charlesleclerc yea your fucking delusional 🤣
↳ username81 @.charlesleclerc boy get the fuck off her page 😒
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sza yea my bitch is backkkk 😮💨
oscarpiastri revenge.
yukitsunoda yea charles never escaping this 🤣
kehlani bad girl y/n/n is back hoes 😈🔥
lewishamilton they not ready 😈
username19 those shall pay for their sins
username27 the three different stages of black?!?! three different stages of anger?!? betrayal?!?! revenge?!?!
↳ username33 @.username27 me when i over think and read into things 💀💀
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he treats me better than you and fucks me better than you 🥴😘 oh! and his dick is bigger as well 🤭
username1 oh - 😮
username3 speechless…🫢
yourbff as you motherfucking should
username17 IS THAT CARLOS?!? 😵
username9 omg!!! jaw dropped 😳
username10 yea she wins
username16 @.charlesleclerc she fucked your bestfriend…🤣🤣🤣
lewishamilton y/n you did not say this in the gc…
landonorris @.lewishamilton none of them did?!?
gerogerussell no heads up at all 😮
oscarpiastri damn 😵💫
maxverstappen so proud of you 🫶
yukitsunoda truly proud of this moment, @.charlesleclerc fuck you you fucking piece of shit, that why she’s fucking your ex-best friend 😘
livelaughlovey/n mother mothered ✨
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thank you charles, your loss was my gain 😘
username6 nahhh
username8 yeaa if i was charles i would be crying like a bitch rn
landonorris 😧😧 again?!?! no fucking warning?!?!
lewishamilton literally defeats the purpose of the gc, i’m not mad though 🤭
georgerussell we are supposed to be in on this, but i’m here for this 😊
oscarpiastri caption ate though i can’t lie 🫢
maxverstappen good job y/n/n 😤
yukitusnoda @.charlesleclerc this is what your bitchass gets you dumb fuck
username23 @.charlesleclerc please know that she was in fact riding carlos crazy like she said
livelaughlovey/n @.charlesleclerc she asked you how you would like it if she did the same to you…now you know 😍
username19 @.charlesleclerc she did say she was going to leave him crying 🤷🏽♀️
username69 @.charlesleclerc how’s the taste of you own medicine?!?! 🤭
username1 @.charlesleclerc you fucked around and found out ☺️😘
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i am in love with your sollux i think
sollux love party :]
if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him.. big warning for the mega long read ahead aye
as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall
as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.
his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.
while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.
his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.
the Bit in question:
his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.
considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.
but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.
but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.
compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.
the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)
conceptually-speaking,
at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise
thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.
but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures
meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.
those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:
zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)
or
far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.
which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.
dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3
#ask#anon#sollux captor#homestuck#hs2 spoilers#2023#vioart#hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️#mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro.#now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space#lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs!#but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue#or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL#and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍#a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶
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richard iii dashboard simulator. i thought it would be funny and here we are
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what if i caused problems on purpose <3
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oh no... i cant believe the king is having my brother killed... oh noooo
#FUCK YOU GEORGE
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man i miss my husband and father in law
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hey
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shut the fuck up you literally killed them??? get off my post
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can i try rizzing you up
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um. sure?
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i can't believe i'm saying this but this is kind of working.
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anyone else in this thread smoke weed
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you all suck.
@/elizabeth-woodville your son will die and you will be deposed and youre gonna die SAD and ALONE.
@/river-severn @/dorset-sheep and @/billhastings you're gonna get executed
@/halfhearteddickjoke hm. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. nobody hang out with this conniving bitch i hate him i hate him so much and i am three seconds away from killing him constantly.
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get off tumblr margaret we're in court
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he's not gonna want you as his boytoy forever
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WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP??????
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i've seen you talk to him. i know what you are
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just heard george duke of clarence say "snork mimi" aloud i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health] request to be moved away from guarding his cell
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update: so it turns out the malmsey wine is unusable, for related reasons to this man.
#fuckin. dead body in the malmsey. cant have nice things around here #i hate my job so bad
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yayyy everybody is friends now :)
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dude you literally killed clarence??? you cant be having other people making friends youre a murderer
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WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CANCELED THAT ORDER???
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you killed that guy man what the fuck. you cant be doing that
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I regret to inform you all that the king has died.
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dude my sons GOTTA stop dying. this is so fucked.
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i do so love to cause problems on purpose :)
#sorry to any family members of lords rivers, vaughan, and grey. um. you will not be seeing them anymore! <3
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preteens are so scary for no reason??? had to interact with two for work and like. they suck so bad. "i fear no uncles dead" shut the fuck up you smartass little shit. also had to explain to them the history of the tower of london which. i don't fucking know that shit! i don't know who built the tower of london! it sure as fuck wasn't julius caesar!
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SOMEONE has got to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to hear their dreams
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oh what the fuck.
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crazy day at work today
#never go outside to get strawberries worst mistake of my life #came back in the room and they were accusing hastings of witchcraft. like sure yeah i guess
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richard duke of gloucester should be king because not only are edward v and richard duke of york illegitimate but also so was edward iv. also richard duke of gloucester is just. kind of an all around good guy! as opposed to edward iv who ah. how do i put this in a manner that isn't horribly offensive. yeah okay figured it out. not a great person! unpleasant to be around!
also if you wanna know what was up with hastings he was a traitor don't worry about it.
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RICHARD. RICHARD WHEN I CATCH YOU RICHARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN KING OF ENGLAND
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shit dude that one vine wasn't lying. what the fuck richard
#i have to leave immediately. jesus fucking christ man.
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yay king of england :) i will be very good at this i feel
#everybody's always like "what the fuck richard you can't kill two kids" or "why would you do that" and never like "was it fun having those preteens killed. it looked fun"
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wow everything is going so bad. what the entire shit @/fuckinghim
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ughhh margaret was right. NOT ABOUT THE BOYTOY THING
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hi ive been here the whole time. ive done the math and i do technically have a claim to the throne :)
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i cant believe im saying this but i did just have an ebenezer scrooge moment. god i hate it here.
#maybe i am a bad person
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wow richard has died :) i cant believe i am the king now! yayyyy
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final message from op! sorry everyone. im so annoying about this forever
#richard iii#unreality#sorry everyone!#shakespeare#long post#like. so long that i sent this to my friend who didn't have a tumblr and halfway through tumblr was like “no you need an account”
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