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[chronicparagon]

I hear harmony has a camp counselor au, tell me....what be her final girl weapon of choice🧐? (Waiting to throw a horror movie au at you)

Hello and welcome! Thank you very much for the ask!

I'm afraid I don't have an AU for that yet, but I really would like one. Whenever Harmony is a camp counselor (or babysitter if that's preferred), the kids' safety is her top priority. She loves being in the great outdoors and teaching children about the wonders of nature, but Harmony will also take her job seriously.

Since she also loves horror movies, she is well aware of the older, campy slasher ones. In fact, they are a couple of her favorites besides ones about the paranormal like ghosts and demons (which is her top favorite kind).

Because of this, Harmony knows some of the mistakes the victims including the final girl, and doesn't want to fall for the same problems. Yes, panic and fear can make anyone not think clearly but that's where the antagonist gets you. There are times when she may panic, but if others depend on her, that's a different story.

While most camps would not allow weapons, Harmony would conceal a few, mainly to protect the campers. She is a mama grizzly bear by nature and that is the worst kind of grizzly bear to ever come across. She would have a small pistol concealed, which she would use in the event similar to horror flicks.

She would also have a police-grade folding tactical knife that can slide into her purse or pocket. Another plus of the knife below is the glass breaker at the end.

Another weapon is also a smaller keyring knife like the one below.

Because you know, in some movies, even after shooting the antagonist, they can somehow survive. For good measure, Harmony will keep a pocket knife in case of close combat, or when she shoots the enemy down, she will slice them up and dig out their hearts to make sure they stay dead. Harmony hates killing, but in this case, it is to defend others and she knows reasoning with the killer or killers has a low chance of success.

Another thing to know is that in an emergency situation like being hunted down or having others depending on you, anything can be a weapon.

A shovel, axe, rope to strangle, a branch to smack the antagonist, and that pool noodle or intertube one of the kids left by the nearby lake, all potential weapons. Probably not as effective as bullets and blades, but they can help buy time until she can find better weapons.

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