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the harem trope fascinates me for no reason
#random thoughts#he has glasses and you can't see his eyes and is kind of built like clark kent#i think my ideal anime would be a harem consisting of like 30 women#like 'i am a boy attending an all girls' school' levels of so much wamen#all girls' college has 1 (one) male student to meet diversity quota#and every single girl in this school wants to jump this guy's bones#he's ambivalent about it. mostly flattered#all the girls are super fleshed out with backstories and families and legit reasons why they lust after the mc#meanwhile mc has generic supportive parents#there is an episode where he gets hit in the head with a basketball and gets knocked out and hallucinates an alternate universe#where he's the only girl at an all boy's college#and there are now male versions of all the girls#and he's a magical girl for some reason#he wears a button up all the time#he grew up on a pig farm and he has midwestern farmboy energy and thats why everyone likes him#he's just polite and kind and can lift most things#his mom died when he was a baby and he only had older brothers which would make you think he's incapable of talking to women#but his dad had him involved in his grandmother's knitting circle so he can only not talk to women his age#or maybe his mom left idk that sound more compelling actually
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honestly i think maybe i love ace attorney because its so magical girl coded....the formula of a dumbass who has no idea what they are doing but have to roll with whatever comes their way and preserve out of goodness of their heart is so so magical girl (and a step further, pink cure) in essence, just done with evidence and objections instead of magical rods and mascots
*side note: weirdgirl assistants are essentially a mascot role in this reading as they provide advice/help/just moral support while being a very comedic character and also need saving at times
#me yapping#ace attorney#magical girl#precure#another day another post of me linking the things i like for no reason#i slept 12 hours and birthed this thoughts#i was thinking about how pheenie is as much as dumbass as phoenix is#and how contrasted with layton phoenix is definitely running on pure empathy/justice seeking#like layton could never be a magical girl even a blue one yknow#he is definitely a villain or better yet a movie villain coded in that sense#or like a grandma who used to he a magical girl back in her days and now is a fountain of wisdom#you catch my drift? layton is too grounded#like i keep thinking about the “flaws” removed from phoenixes character to make layton and i keep coming back to this line of thought#sometimes im not sure if layton is empathetic or just thinks some things should be done a certain way#like im glad he helps people and the reason ultimately doesnt matter at the end#but i wonder if its just “i dont wanna people suffering” vs “gentlemen HAS to do this always no exceptions ever”#or both because yknow. complex characters#oh also abour phoenix inserting himself jnto other peoples stories#THAT is also pretty magical girl coded along with the savior complex#ok i yapped enough im sorry
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francis madoka magica crozier
(the witch designs are here and also posted separately with some lore under the tag 'the soul gem passage')
#the terror#puella magi madoka magica#obligatory magical girl au sketchdump#digital art#krita#francis crozier#harry goodsir#james fitzjames#john bridgens#cornelius hickey#also jopson would be SO homura coded that i cannot even handle drawing that someone please help me out with it#everyone is plagued by white magical beasts big and small x2. now with kyubey in the mix#you'd think finding the passage would be easier with their powers - and yet -#anyway sir john held back on becoming an mg until he was desperate to make a break for it#his wish was for the passage to be found - but he did not specify it would be him who'd find it#so he died long before that eventually happened#also no cat ears here if you see them that's just a diadem or another headpiece sorry#thinking about if hickey made his deal after the flogging#again in a bad state and with bad phrasing - just something like 'i wish to get out of here'#and then his ears perked up when they left the ships and he jumped at the chance to get everyone together because he thought he WOULD#get himself and all his boyfriends out.#well. they did leave crozier's camp#anyway i'm probably not gonna draw more of these so if anyone wants to join in i'd like to see some takes on their witch forms!#also yeah. crozier's shoulder pieces ARE modelled after tricorn hats#both bc he lost the other two captains and had to bear the responsibility for the expedition on his shoulders#and because i just wanted to use a symbol of power in a silly way as some mg outfits do#and yes jfj has a cprset and yes i was thinking of orpheus while drawing bridgens#and goodsir in a beret just felt right lol#also made hickey's clothes less open than the others' bc reasons#the soul gem passage
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doodlessss. girl on the left needs a name.
#been a while since i posted art im sorryyyy 😭 i barely draww#dnoodles#my ocs#fisher (oc)#i guess? they're more like. my own self insert in kitchen magic. soo#oh yeah#kitchen magic#i dont usually do earthy grayer colors. i like my eye burning oversaturated colors. but this was a fun experiment.#mkay the girl on the left.#she's a character ive had for years. like since the start of highschool so thatsss. yikes! 5-6 years ago???#eek. anyway she's never had her own consistent story so ive inserted her into a few of my stories.#but she stays pretty consistent. she is a crazy obsessed woman whose husband died years ago. but she keeps his corpse with her at all times#she washes him changes his clothes kisses and cuddles him. he's the reason she's still alive.#she's also weirdly immortal sometimes. she definitely shouldve died a long time ago.#she's looking for some sort of power or person that can bring her husband back to life. and she's willing to do anything to do that.#in some stories she's also a necromancer. but her powers cant bring her husband back. she can only reanimate flesh but it doesnt live again#she's vaguely eastern european or somethinggggg im terrible at naming my characters i can never settle on a name auuu#mkay done . go my minions suggest me names
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Mindy's not alone in Mission Control when she discovers Mark's still alive.
Her coworker is a nice boy named Danny from some small town in the midwest. The strangest thing about him is his answer to the "so why didn't you apply for the astronaut program?" question: an enigmatic "Oh, I didn't need to go through all of that." He's smart, though, and she can see that he's had the same realization without her saying a word.
What comes out of his mouth isn't what she expected, though.
"Call Medical, tell them to prepare for Mark, then get Mitch and Vincent down there. I'm not leaving him up there until NASA can get their asses in gear."
What?
He must see her confusion, because he continues. "Go get everyone ready. I'm bringing him back."
#the martian#danny phantom#space obsession#he proceeds to confuse poor Mindy further#with the shortest Magical Girl Transformation Sequence ever#before clawing open a hole in space (which is green for some reason?)#and vanishing#prompt
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I was doing the dishes and thinking about the Beauty and the Beast AU when it hit me... The Little Mermaid but make it DickJoey. Because! What if Dick signed his voice/tail away because there was something on land he needed to retrieve in order to save someone? And what if Joey ran into Dick, realized Dick couldn't talk, and then tried to see if Dick knew ASL? And Dick was like umm... and then just started writing in the sand alskdja. Except it wouldn't be English and so then Joey would be the one being all umm... Then they'd just communicate via body language or drawings until Joey started to teach Dick some ASL. And anyway, I just think it would be fun if they went adventuring together to hunt down whatever Dick needed.
#no because was there ever a reason why ariel could sign her name but never just wrote a message to eric?#also in my version of the little mermaid--the mermaids have their own language#and how would they learn english when they wouldn't have access to books and such y'know?#and it's not like they've got humans to teach them bc humans scary. stay away from humans.#i mean idk maybe some magic thingy. but otherwise. dick wouldn't know english.#also idk if i'd go for the prince joey angle. that would make sense with the au obviously#i also just... don't remember enough about eric's role in the movie to decide lmao like what did he do other than play w his dog or whatevr#oh yeah they did have that boat scene with the shalalalala kiss the girl song#anyway. *possibilities*#Dick Grayson#Joey Wilson#dickjoey
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nightbringer lesson 14 FUCKED ME UP in several ways but primarily I've spent the last 48 hours making myself sad over the solomon backstory we got. specifically I have, for no reason, latched onto that one chapter in the Kids event where baby solomon cried because he felt so guilty over being responsible for that spell. and that just feels a touch more depressing in context
#nightbringer spoilers#obey me on side#went back and unlocked the event again because i could not get this out of my brain i know it's probably not that deep#but it is that deep TO ME. okay#baby solomon has been on my brain since thirteen told that story so that's probably why it's sticking in my brain so hard but whatever#in case anyone was wondering the other things to make me sad are:#he has such a deeply excessive amount of lights in his room in purgatory hall there are SEVERAL chandeliers and lamps#there's a good handful in his room in cocytus hall too (his horror dg showed it) if a more normal amount#but that with the 'dim and gloomy' detail. ☹️#i've also always thought that solomon's loneliness wasn't all about the immortal angst but like.#having it confirmed that he's had reason to be lonely since he was a child- before he was old enough to know he was using magic-#totally crushed me girl why can't I be wrong#had emotions about lesson 14 in general but solomon backstory steals the show every time for me so i haven't gotten around to the rest#i'm enjoying the nightbringer story so much (not talking about the game design. that's a different thing entirely) but man#the pacing is WILD it feels like every lesson could be a whole lesson block at the least. it's giving me a lot of room to speculate#which I always love! but i do wish they would slow down a little and expand on some of these concepts they're bringing up#because the basic idea of the game alone is REALLY INTRIGUING and it'd be a shame if they raced back to the present imo#what was i even talking about. sorry my brain fast forwards as soon as i get into the tags there is not one sequitur to be seen#so curious about solomon's friend now too. like my guess is it's going to be lilith (and hopefully not in a popular fan theory kind of way)#because it's more than a little suspicious that they expanded on lilith's views on humans the way they did#in a way that SO PERFECTLY lines up with the expansion on solomon's views on humans#WHICH I HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT YET BY THE WAY BUT LIKE. HE IS SO RIGHT AND REAL FOR THAT#it's beyond stressful to me that I think solomon is completely justified in his views and being completely reasonable about it#but that it would also mean war between the worlds presumably while the brothers are still recovering from THEIRS#you cannot give me that choice man. not even sure that the human world would be ABLE to win that fight if we're being real#solomon's 72 pacts are a lot yes but he's still only one guy who is NOT on good terms with the sorcerer's society#and mc is powerful but so so inexperienced. and that's IF they choose to side with the human world which#really i don't think the canon mc is likely to do. but anyway i guess solomon's friend could also be adam maybe?#that could be wishful thinking because i like adam though. even if his hair SUUUCKS#deeply offended by everyone thinking solomon got the fucked up hair when all signs point to adam be NICE TO HIM he's ugly already
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Yo guys I started playing a dnd campaign w some of my friends n my husband (both of us are new to it) and it's soooooooo cool and I love this game sm but it's pretty complicated but that's what makes it gooooooddd
(Dam das alot of tags)
#dnd#ima rouge dwarf:3#we turned the lesbian hunter lesbian and rose(the girl ee were protecting from the hunter) the lesbian hunter and then my husband who plays#-who plays a genderfluid elf all had sex and he stole the lesbian hunter's clothes and we distrebuted them and now my male dwarf wears a#-wears a lacy bra over his shirt and her black skirt which goes to below his knees instead of mid thigh cuz hes short and i also have the#-the hunter's cloak but i was alreadh wearing one and hers is too long for my dwarf and then i also had a massive diamond thingy that we#-that we wanted to sell but it was worth like 50 coins so with the help of a player with higher int i made three massive coins in my dm's#-dm's words “the size of where your dick starts to the top of your head” and i sold two of them and got 50 each so i made an extra 50 coins#-and then i kept the last one so i have a massive gold/diamond/platinum coin#yay!#dungeons and dragons#my int is like 2 btw guys#and wis is 1:')#my dex is hella high tho#also my dwarf and my hubbys elf fucked and then we ended it when the day after n since our races have rivalrys apparently so its awkward fo#-for our characters but its all fine cuz ima eventually propose#:b#his elf is a bard btw#also one of our players drew a bad card and all his non magical items dissapeardee so he was naked up to when we got the lesbian hunters#-hunters clothes and he only got the shoes and trousers(and her pants for some reason) cuz everone else took her other stuff#tehe#the lesbian hunter
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Realizing how I've always had a soft spot for characters who struggle with their anger and violently lashing out. I'm sure that means something, but for now just filing it away for future use.
#Thinking about zuko atla throughout the entire show but also specifically in the beach#And how there's literally an entire episode about how does he do his stupid fire magic without the anger that he's been using his whole lif#Also Susie deltarune and Anders dragonage though the latter is actually more interesting for a slightly different reason#Also Phineas midstpodcast holy shit Phineas midstpodcast my beloved#Also hell let's throw in daisy magnusarchives though she's also got some extra flavor going on. But in season five? Atta girl.#These are all very different guys from very different stories but they're all so angry and bad at managing it#Okay daisy was stretching it she's kind of got something else going on her whole deal is about cops as an institution#But she's not not angry you know it's not like she's not angry#Phineas... Clenches my fist and jaw and thinks really hard
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I'm just a girl standing in front of the Elena of Avalor S3 timeline begging for it to make even a little logical sense.
#elena of avalor#honestly the only way it does is if we assume that the various avaloran holidays take place in radically different months#than their real-world counterparts#like if we assume that carnaval matches its real world equivalent#"the magic within' takes place in feb-march#but the very next episode is the final dias de los muertos one#which by real world standards is beginning of november#so you're telling me that after the massive fallout of carnaval; absolutely nothing happened for like 7-10 months(!)#and then pretty much all of the next few important episodes happen b/w Nov and Dec (assuming hannukah is also at its real world time)#so like elena spends an intense period of like 1-2 months being just completely fixated on esteban#(i mean girl; same but come on)#after having spent like nearly a year forgetting he even exists?#and then has her nice little winter holiday break#and forgets about him for a month or two in between#only to just suddenly without much logical reason just become obsessed w/ him and ash again for an ep or two#and then forgets about him again#because the plot demands it#i mean like tbf all the flores cousins read to me as neurodivergent to some degree#so i guess it makes a little sense that she'd fall in and out of hyperfocus and get distracted by other fun things#but like i feel like the situation is a bit more intense/important/demanding than just a regular special interest waxing and waning a bit#i mean the real answer is that at least some of the filler episodes were aired waaaayyy out of order#maybe we're meant to see carnaval as not actual carnaval time? but like a big random party in like july or aug??#so like elena still ignores the plot for way too long but at least its like less than 6 months and not more#and it is making plotting s3 era fic very very hard#since it's very tricky to find the right spot to set things
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over the past few months ive started reading the wheel of time (at like a really slow on and off pace so far so god knows when i'll finish this huge ass series but w/e) and. rand al'thor they don't know you're a trans girl but i do
#but go ahead and explain to me the Real reason he can use the special girl magic without dying like only girls can....yawn#(ill properly go apeshit english major analysis on the gender shit at some point but rn ive only just started book 2 lol)#julianposting
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(vent) Again I am not touching my other interests here often, but I think Thomas Astruc (Mir4culous L4dybug) is one of the WORST examples of this meme amongst the showmakers:
Like... imagine writing an absolute textbook example of the mary sue character who is instantly talented in everything she does, the super ultra skilled designer and artist recognised by world wide celebrities for her skill, repeatedly hired by celebrities to do commissions for them, loved by everyone, one of the best video-gamer, apparently can invent complex mechanisms, is "the best Miraculous holder and the best holder of a ladybug miraculous who ever lived" (in 5000+ years!), instantly masters every miraculous she holds the first time, while also always getting away with her awful actions (if not getting rewarded for them) and taking up so much screen time that the supposed second main character (whose whole potential was assassinated to make him goofy, annoying and useless without this woman) might as well not exist
And when you DO address that, you are claimed to be some sort of sexist who just hates to see the girlboss wi- I mean, can't handle to see female lead or whatever. Not just that, but also claiming another character who was abused and neglected by her mother to the point of living basically without her, has god awful father that absolutely fails to act like a PARENT and instead just spoils her with gifts and favours and only had two whole friends in her entire life is evil just for the sake of evil and can never change and would not WANT to change because "she would not want to give away her PWIWWILEGES UWU".
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That's not feminism, that's 'how do you do fellow kids'. That's the example of a boomer learning what ideals these darn modern kids support and trying to jump on the bandwagon without actually understanding any of this... and ironically ending up hurting the exact people you try to cater to. Also all mentioned characters are 14-15 years old.
Sigh... Sometimes I just wish show makers stopped trying to jump onto ideas they clearly do not understand. This is always just so embarrassing to watch.
#/vent#siiiiIIIIIIIGH.#this is just absurd#chloe was a character with amazing potential too who also shown signs of remorse self-reflection and improvement#and clearly had good sides in her in need to be brought up by better treatment than her mess of 'parents' left her with#but he threw that all into a bin and retconned it and proceeded to gaslight audience that she has always been just evil#all to jump on some woke point about 'privileges' with the character it did not APPLY to!#congratulations man sure the world will become a better place with narrative about abused teenagers like that#and sure the only way to assert the 'girl power' is to write a female character without ANY explanation for her supertalents?#/s#like honestly if the character is talented in everything at the age of 14 why not give it the reason?#from being somehow blessed (granted the setting has magic) to working very hard for this or that reason since young age#but his reason is basically 'you just hate to see the girlboss winning'#argh#if you are in your middle ages and do not understand what those meddling kids are talking about online?#then just don't and just write a normal story without catering to anyone! really#Youtube
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That feeling when you get a plotbunny for a fandom where you don’t even go, IN A CONLANG, and you don’t have anyone who knows it so it’s just pingponging around in your brain
#I never played ar tonelico but I read LPs way back when#and once in a while my brain latches on to the worldbuilding and the SUNG CONLANG PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE OF MAGIC#(seriously that string of words is catnip for me)#and wants to do something with it#this time it’s… well whenever my brain sees 'XYZ group can’t be boys/girls because reasons' I go 'okay but consider: trans people'#so now my brain is giving me vague ideas about a trans dude reyvateil who tries to hack his Singing voice#since from what the wiki says it sounds like the Tower handles how it sounds when someone Sings#and I’m knee deep in the wiki for something I’ll never write trying to figure out what to hack and how#doesn’t help that all the Hymmnos I know is some of the emotion words#so all my brain gives me is 'holy shit if he gets to Sing the last bit in his new voice and it starts with 'was yea erra''#(which I guess gives me some extra corner points in that an IPD reyvateil needs to be involved and it’s not him since that’s standard)#(because for the change to be implemented mid Song it’d have to be executed sequentially and you can’t do that with standard)#(and if he’s the ipd he’d want his Song to have as much power as possible and not bother with emulation)#(I guess there’s a bit of plot there in that he tries on his own but fails and something something the value of community)#(maybe part of the failure is that his approach features emotion sounds that his actual feelings clash with due to his voice)#(since the change would only go through at the end)#(so I guess the patch would in part be porting the lines he struggles with to New Testament of Pastalia so the other person can take them)#(and run them as they’re Sung)#I HAVE NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES
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well first of all emma and julian are sooooo dyke coded so jot that down. but i digress. back to the discussion at hand. ok so after emma and jules sleep together he apologizes because he didn’t think about protection, and emma’s like dude don’t worry about it i have the rune (the birth control rune. because shadowhunters have a birth control RUNE. thanks clary <3) and then she says “and i don’t have any diseases” which is technically vague enough that MAYBE she wasn’t referring to regular human stds and she was just perhaps jokingly referring to the fact that she doesn’t have like demon pox or whatever. she’s like that she would totally try to bring some lighthearted jokes to julian’s little mental breakdown about sleeping with his best friend. however. she’s not doing that she’s just being like, matter of fact and straightforward and saying they’re fine because neither of them “have any diseases” which is vague. and maybe shadowhunters have their own stds which would be hilarious but would still bother me anyway. so like this is stupid. cassandra i didn’t want to know that shadowhunters can get stds. girl this sucks!
#and for further reading. we know that shadowhunters are knowledgeable about normal stds because earlier in this exact book livvy forces mark#away from flirting with some girls at a diner by telling them he has syphilis#which she came up with because ty was reading about it. for some reason. who knows why that boy does anything#so clearly shadowhunters have a working knowledge of mundane sexually transmitted diseases#HOWEVER. also looking at this scene. after livvy says that mark counters with ‘there are no sexually transmitted diseases in faerieland’#which i have to simply take his word for. because that seems true and also mark would never lie to me#so faeries seemingly canonically cannot get stds. and the thing is that mark is half faerie half shadowhunter. so what about HIM.#or is it just that no one has introduced stds TO faeries. and theoretically if that happened could they get them#i don’t think so because i assume the urban faeries are slutting it up with humans all the time. so i would assume that faeries are magical#enough that they are immune from human diseases#and someone who is half faerie probably also carries some level of that immunity#but then why don’t shadowhunters have that same immunity is the question.#this is so serious to me btw#beth.txt#feel free to weigh in if you like i’m definitely gonna be thinking about this all day#tsc
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Reading GSS has made me realize that having a protagonist who actually gets scared is almost essential to horror. I remember Iwaihime not feeling scary at all because no matter what happened the protag barely reacted to it.
#mryyy#mryyy screaming show#Iwaihimedude was the greatest downfall of the VN ngl#for other reasons too#at the early arcs I was sure the story would make a point of him being emotionally detached#and making shallow assumptions about others#and then give him some character developement but NO#he's just this very cool and composed guy whose only developement is getting stronger at magic demon punching karate#so he can punch those demons harder and save the girls#fuck iwaihimedude all my homies hate iwaihimedude#I even forgot his name
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Ive been losing my mind over this for the past thirsty minutes
1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
#alright i had wayyy too many ‘favorite characters’ as a kid but#and the earliest characters I can remember being my ‘favorite’ were the powerpuff girls#mind you i mean all three#i could never choose a favorite powerpuff girl even now#now the question is#could sans beat up a powerpuff girl- and also would he#obvious answer- no#he wouldnt beat up a powerpuff girl#but if he had to for some ungodly reason#could he???#and now im overthinking like#do the powerpuff girls have souls??#they technically aren’t human- so would they have souls?? can sans even use blue magic on them???#not even to mention the fact they can fucking fly!#he’s gotta fight this small child#oh and god forbid he fights BUBBLES#oh god actually no any one of them would kick his ass#yeah#though buttercup might get frustrated and lose her temper n start throwing punches indiscriminately#idk if shed lose or not but her temper is definitely a factor that might make her lose#blossok though i think she has the best chance#shes very strategic even though she tends to overthink#GOD THATS ALOT OF TAGS
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