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87 is also pretty monotone. Except for the times he goes into a philosophical rant about their existence and place in society. And bluffing. He’s good at bluffing towards villains.
i cant believe ive completely forgotten to post my dontello’s cant vocal tones graphics
ft. my completely accidentally movie vs show split
theyre all not good at both but some are worse at certain aspects over others. except for true neutral 07 who is just The Struggler. true neutral equally shitty at both
and some additional clarifying memes as well
#he uses this dramatic high tone#though a good example of the ‘happy’ tone when he and Raphael were ‘borrowing’ a missle launcher#Raphael: You said an army surplus! That’s brand new!#Donatello: It’ll be surplus when we’re done with it! :D#he’s a good liar#and he likes his lasers#and he likes his laser guns#don’t trust his smiling face#I also loved the voice announcer taunt he did after one such bluff he did to escape his restraints#as Michelangelo was rescuing his bros from a guy going to fuse them with animals to make smarter evil minions#Michelangelo: No duh. Tell that man what he's won Donatello.#Donatello: Right Mike. An all-expense paid trip to the penitentiary of your choice!#For a full twenty years or two-hundred forty months whichever comes sooner.#he’s so wonderful when you get to know him#<3
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I just realized it'll take the eng server almost a year to reach the 3D Cheka T pose model :' ) we're at book 7 part 6, and we get a new main story update every 2 to 3 months..
Anyway, do you wanna share some fun, spoiler-free shenanigans that happened in jp's server.? Just to have some crumbs to lick off the table until we get our own sandwich (my heart is empty and my soul is crying)
spoiler-free is pretty hard, especially considering. the, uhhh, particular turn that things take directly after 6. (like, the fact that the other characters are showing up probably counts on its own?) and I do think that if you can avoid getting spoiled, most of it is definitely better as a surprise! some of the genuinely best Twst moments are waiting for you. :D
if I may, however, present one of my favorite little throwaway bits with absolutely no context:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 10 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 10 spoilers#i've been thinking about 10 in particular lately. idk.#been sort of obsessed with the fact that azul calls his parents mama and papa#maybe it was only in the dream but i choose to believe this is just true of him because it's adorable#nothing more delightful than azul getting harassed by the twins and impotently shrieking about how his papa is a LAWYER he'll SUE them!!!!#azul your papa is a divorce attorney#i'm not sure he's ready to take on the literal ocean mafia#geeze though. y'all on eng have my deepest sympathies.#i have a hard enough time waiting between parts#(7-12 is coming for us next week and i'm already DYING of impatience 😭)#i cannot imagine also trying to dodge all the spoilers like a master thief in a hallway of laser beams#you all are stronger than i will ever be#that said i am VERY much enjoying vicariously reliving 6 via my activity page#rip meleanor...how i miss you...#man. i gotta draw more meleanor.#(to be fair this is true of me at any given moment)
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i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down
#stolitz#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#stolas#helluva boss stolas#blitzø#blitzo#helluva boss blitzo#fanart#comic#art#digital art#csp#clip studio paint#meet the artist#1. I am begging them to be allowed to date#2. it'd be fun if Stolas got the chance to really laser beam striker#esp. because he was going to TAKE HIS EYES the other episode#like let the bird man have a win#also striker is a really fun character and I can't wait to see him again but he does need his comeuppance lmao#maybe the little band of singers can come back too i loved them
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tadaaah! I comic I've planned to finish on christmas eve but take a wild guess who got nerfed by a few days worth of a migraine. Yaaay.
#logan howlett#miguel o'hara#wade wilson#wolverine#spiderman 2099#deadpool#spiderverse#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadfang#clawyclaws#poolverang#i personally headcanon that miguel produces webs like his comic counterpart#he just prefers to use the laser webs because perfectionism#and also edgy cool look xD#anyways he needs to get rid of excess and knitting is a nice relaxing hobby#at least for person who can count xD
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duke fraldarius
#Fire Emblem#Fire Emblem Three Houses#Fire Emblem Three Hopes#Felix Hugo Fraldarius#his ponytail in the game mesmerizes me like a cat with a laser pointer#swishing it around like no one's business#genuinely so fun of him#he should keep it long to smack ppl in the face with it when he turns and leaves the room
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they don't see it, because it is around them like air. to them, it would have to be through movies, through magazines. they think it happens outside of life, like it must be selected to be interacted with.
but you discovered in the fifth grade that you couldn't wear shirts with words on them, it was an excuse for someone to look at your chest. you were catcalled before you were in middle school. sometimes you look at that memory and deny it - surely that can't be right, you were young. but you were in a skirt, so maybe that was a natural byproduct. it was a skirt from that place "justice by limited too" - a store literally for kids. it was popular around then. you wore that skirt twice and then never again.
you can't wear headphones, because what if a man wants to talk to you? there's a guy on the internet who complains that women shut themselves off from being approached. at night, you often keep the headphones positioned but with the sound off, just in case you need to hear something behind you.
you learned at 12 that you can't make eye contact, don't acknowledge the aggression. just walk faster and hope he picks on somebody else. don't wear your hair like that. do not park next to that kind of car, park an entire cityblock away if you must.
you can't go to the museum, you're sitting and tying your shoe when he approaches you and mentions that nobody understands art anymore. that in the whole world, it's just you-two. you have no recourse for eating a meal (it's rabbit food if it's salad, and someone will roll their eyes, eat a sandwich. it's pick-me behavior if it's a burger, we get it you're a cool girl). if you like mushrooms you are cottagecore, which is cheesy. if you like video games you're an egirl (similar to a pick-me). boys do not get categories, but if you point out the categories are sexist, you are told okay but these girls really exist.
it is somehow developing, a little undercurrent that you've been uncomfortable with. the nickname "karen" went from being "a white woman that uses her whiteness as a weapon, particularly against people of color," to now mean "any woman raising her voice or being even a little upset." the reappropriation of a term used specifically to call out white women for their racism has set your skin on edge. now it is just another version of "bitch," one that can be said on television. recently you saw a woman get called a karen because a drunk driver sideswiped her, and she screamed when it happened. the comments on the dashcam video all say "why do women always scream about everything." "when has the world ever been bettered by women screaming." "this fucking karen. she deserved to get hit."
in the sitcom, it's a joke that the wife is furious; slamming her hands down into the sink. i do everything around here, might as well do this too. in your house, your father is always in-his-office. before you know better, your first boyfriend is the type to say it's just easier for you. you used to beg him to take you on dates. he used to make a big deal about it, about the sacrifice of effort, even if you were the one who did most of the planning.
someone on the internet makes a "POV: the most boring person you've ever met" where he puts a towel on his head and just talks like a normal person. his impression of a boring woman is just a woman that is talking about her pretty-average life without exaggeration.
you are sometimes actually sad in the reverse, because actually you did used to struggle to pay attention in conversations. you were also easily bored of normal things, your adhd pinging off of every radio tower in the vacinity. it took time and therapy and patience, and now you delight in the small things about your friends. you like having them show you their organizational systems and talk about their taylor swift tickets. you are entertained by them because you learned to be, even though your brain is structured to only be excited by novelty. you kind of hate the idea that the reason your father will never actually pay attention to you is that you're no longer interesting. eventually the shine wore off, and you were just a person, not a spaceship. he never learned how to just, like, form an actual intimate friendship. it was always at a distance, this sense - emotional closeness was too much. (and yes. he's homophobic).
you're already tired of whatever the fuck is happening with the words "divine feminine", a rancid take that is basically just a rebranding of the patriarchy in action. what the fuck do they mean "being small and delicate and needing protection" is feminine. the words they are looking for are that they want a partner, not that their desire for equivalent support is relegated to gender. the human desire for community is not actually gendered at all. also, what fucking wolves are these "divine masculine" men even battling. fuckken taxes? shouldn't their "desire to protect" also mean "protect you from emotional neglect", or are all emotions off-limits (and how sad would that be. that's a horrible bar to set.)
and they tell you it's really not bad actually, because it's just there. they suggest you get off the internet or you stop reading that book or you stop thinking so hard about the movie or you stop just-being-a-feminist because honestly it's a killjoy sort of thing and then you tilt your head to the side and there's that little siren in the back of your head. if things were actually fine, being a feminist wouldn't put a stop to anything, it would go completely unnoticed, because you wouldn't have any comment to make about any of this
but you are ruining your own life, they tell you. also, girls don't sit like that. also, all girls are catty. also, all girls are bad drivers. also, all girls just need a cute bracelet and an iced coffee.
you do like iced coffee, is the thing. when you close your eyes, the world around you has this strange note to it. and once you hear it, it never stops ringing.
#writeblr#this is far too long#sjw bullshit#idk i MEANT to write about somethng else completely and if i have time i will#about like . how if ur gay this is even more obvious#bc they like. hi ur 3 now where is ur boyfriend#and ur like. :) good news mother i have activated the lasers in my plush dog and he is dancing in the guts of my barbie
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drew this after watching the fnaf movie and promptly forgot about it till just now
#sam and max#five nights at freddy's#springtrap#based on two max lines: the one where he says he takes his coffee green like his men + him hoping his soulmate has cybernetic laser eyes
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Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.
#one piece#op fanart#monkey d. luffy#shirahoshi#kozuki momonosuke#IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!!#literally tears streaming down my face ‘But I think of you like a little brother!#You’ve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece#get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece#srsly. do it. I didn’t care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through#IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL#NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH#also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended.#but why aren’t there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothers… There’s like one on ao3 and it’s in italian…#PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI#IM SO MAD#SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!!#eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha#both times luffy hasn’t been able to talk to them… but he’s been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly#No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS#LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T#KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1#99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO
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two sides 🃏♠️
#the boys#homelander#billy butcher#the boys tv#the boys fanart#first time ever drawing these guys …#wild since I’ve been watching the show since like late s2#they rly are just both sides of a very fucked up coin to me#i guess you could interpret this as ship art maybe?#butchlander#fuck it why not#homelanders pupils look like that bc he just lasered some poor fucker#all the hints of red in his shading#so much blood on both their hands in pursuit of their goals#wow#crismakesstuff
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Boulder would lose his fuckin MIND over Minecraft.
The landscapes, the crafting, the critters running around (especially the fact that he can befriend some of them), just exploring the big wide world with no restrictions and having the time of his life.
And then he figures out redstone and starts building particle accelerators and shit.
#maccadam#transformers#rescue bots#boulder#i have not played all that much minecraft so bear with me in my limited knowledge#but like. hes the exact kind of autistic that would love that shit#blades would also play with him on the reg i feel but hes more focused on building funny statues#and befriending Every Dog. hes going to have a dog army.#he'd rope heatwave and chase into it when they tell them about the nether and the ender dragon#heatwave immediately starts having fun plowing his way through Block Hell#and chase is just laser focused on finding and taking down the ender dragon as fast as physically possible#but dont be fooled. that is fun for him. hes on them speedrun strats#thank u for coming to my ted talk.
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Code Blood pt.2
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#Final Fantasy XIV#FFXIV#Erenvahl#WoL x Erenville#Erenville#X'vahl Tia#wolship#X'vahl's heart in his throat like receive and be terrified catboy#I don't want to downplay that he's also horrified seeing a bunch of civilians gunned down in front of him#but usually WoL-brain kicks in in situations like that and he can laser focus and get to work defending people#but he is now learning that giving his heart to someone raises the stakes considerably and he's having trouble fully engaging WoL-brain#(this is a problem to be addressed by future X'vahl)#Alisaie being a real one and noticing how utterly terrified he is#and that he's not going to be able to focus on anything else until he knows Erenville is okay.#My motivation decided to hit me like a truck apparently#I think I really just needed to get past a couple of the other ones I was struggling with#and now I'm getting to some that I have been excited about#This one took so much work#but I really hope it paid off#because I really like how it turned out. :')
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Marx attack!
#kirby fanart#marx kirby#glazed art#been trying to work on my magical effects#I like to imagine Marx's magic sounds like confetti poppers#I also think a lot of his magic is illusion based like the stuff magicians do#mind you he still has very much real attacks like the laser and blades and bombs#he just adds his own dramatic flare with illusions of confetti and lights
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nie siblings doodle
#i love u so much nie wanyin#nhs deserves to be a big brother ok listen to me#it would tone down the insanity but like in a way where he needs to keep himself sane enough to take care of his baby brother#also with the power of love nmj wouldnt die .the power of my love trust me itll work#another au where i kill jfm and yzy and blast them into tiny bloody pieces with my laser beam eyes ?more likely than you think#i only like jc’s version of the jiang sect so if he runs away as a toddler i think the nie sect should get to adopt him#art tag#mdzs#nie mingjue#nie huaisang#jiang cheng#nie cheng au#nie bros#nie brothers#mxtx#mxtx novels#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#cql#chen qing ling#mo dao zu shi#mdzs fanart
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What kind of fun activity would izuku do for a birthday party?
Idk laser tag
#ask#do you ever think about him inviting all his classmates to his party and none of them showing up#I'd show up to your laser tag party izuku#but fr idk if he had a lot of parties like that it was probably just him and his mom going out somewhere like to a movie or something
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#sleep token#sleep token gif#not sure if i like this or not...tiktok just suggested the video to me#original poster clipped it from her videos.#it has a lot of views in a short amount of time but idk what it is#his face.....he looks like he is emotional pain so well..#idk...i let you be the judge....if it does not get many notifications then i delete it#i like how the light moves around him....it looks like lasers....love that#and also really good belly breathing.....if you don't do this as is singer you sound weird XD
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i think about raph in CL a lot for various well-discussed reasons but mannnnn the fact that he didn't get involved in the final chase at all until leo got hurt fucks with me so bad. the fact that he didn't actually want to kill donnie fuuuucks with me so bad. the fact that he was crying when he thought he HAD to kill him FUCKS WITH ME SO BAD
#personal#canary continuity#and i did this to myself so i cant say much#''at least give him three you animal'' is a joke mostly but i think there's a hint of truth#i think deep down even this far gone he kind of found leo's unabashed cruelty crass and disgusting#raph didn't want to draw it out. he wanted a Solution. he only went after donnie when he felt like he had to#he was never happy to be cruel unlike the other two and i think that makes it hit donnie so much harder#its more laser-targeted towards his issues. cause it makes it a guilt trip!
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