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87 is also pretty monotone. Except for the times he goes into a philosophical rant about their existence and place in society. And bluffing. Heās good at bluffing towards villains.
i cant believe ive completely forgotten to post my dontelloās cant vocal tones graphics
ft. my completely accidentally movie vs show split
theyre all not good at both but some are worse at certain aspects over others. except for true neutral 07 who is just The Struggler. true neutral equally shitty at both
and some additional clarifying memes as well
#he uses this dramatic high tone#though a good example of the āhappyā tone when he and Raphael were āborrowingā a missle launcher#Raphael: You said an army surplus! Thatās brand new!#Donatello: Itāll be surplus when weāre done with it! :D#heās a good liar#and he likes his lasers#and he likes his laser guns#donāt trust his smiling face#I also loved the voice announcer taunt he did after one such bluff he did to escape his restraints#as Michelangelo was rescuing his bros from a guy going to fuse them with animals to make smarter evil minions#Michelangelo: No duh. Tell that man what he's won Donatello.#Donatello: Right Mike. An all-expense paid trip to the penitentiary of your choice!#For a full twenty years or two-hundred forty months whichever comes sooner.#heās so wonderful when you get to know him#<3
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i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down
#stolitz#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#stolas#helluva boss stolas#blitzĆø#blitzo#helluva boss blitzo#fanart#comic#art#digital art#csp#clip studio paint#meet the artist#1. I am begging them to be allowed to date#2. it'd be fun if Stolas got the chance to really laser beam striker#esp. because he was going to TAKE HIS EYES the other episode#like let the bird man have a win#also striker is a really fun character and I can't wait to see him again but he does need his comeuppance lmao#maybe the little band of singers can come back too i loved them
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duke fraldarius
#Fire Emblem#Fire Emblem Three Houses#Fire Emblem Three Hopes#Felix Hugo Fraldarius#his ponytail in the game mesmerizes me like a cat with a laser pointer#swishing it around like no one's business#genuinely so fun of him#he should keep it long to smack ppl in the face with it when he turns and leaves the room
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they don't see it, because it is around them like air. to them, it would have to be through movies, through magazines. they think it happens outside of life, like it must be selected to be interacted with.
but you discovered in the fifth grade that you couldn't wear shirts with words on them, it was an excuse for someone to look at your chest. you were catcalled before you were in middle school. sometimes you look at that memory and deny it - surely that can't be right, you were young. but you were in a skirt, so maybe that was a natural byproduct. it was a skirt from that place "justice by limited too" - a store literally for kids. it was popular around then. you wore that skirt twice and then never again.
you can't wear headphones, because what if a man wants to talk to you? there's a guy on the internet who complains that women shut themselves off from being approached. at night, you often keep the headphones positioned but with the sound off, just in case you need to hear something behind you.
you learned at 12 that you can't make eye contact, don't acknowledge the aggression. just walk faster and hope he picks on somebody else. don't wear your hair like that. do not park next to that kind of car, park an entire cityblock away if you must.
you can't go to the museum, you're sitting and tying your shoe when he approaches you and mentions that nobody understands art anymore. that in the whole world, it's just you-two. you have no recourse for eating a meal (it's rabbit food if it's salad, and someone will roll their eyes, eat a sandwich. it's pick-me behavior if it's a burger, we get it you're a cool girl). if you like mushrooms you are cottagecore, which is cheesy. if you like video games you're an egirl (similar to a pick-me). boys do not get categories, but if you point out the categories are sexist, you are told okay but these girls really exist.
it is somehow developing, a little undercurrent that you've been uncomfortable with. the nickname "karen" went from being "a white woman that uses her whiteness as a weapon, particularly against people of color," to now mean "any woman raising her voice or being even a little upset." the reappropriation of a term used specifically to call out white women for their racism has set your skin on edge. now it is just another version of "bitch," one that can be said on television. recently you saw a woman get called a karen because a drunk driver sideswiped her, and she screamed when it happened. the comments on the dashcam video all say "why do women always scream about everything." "when has the world ever been bettered by women screaming." "this fucking karen. she deserved to get hit."
in the sitcom, it's a joke that the wife is furious; slamming her hands down into the sink. i do everything around here, might as well do this too. in your house, your father is always in-his-office. before you know better, your first boyfriend is the type to say it's just easier for you. you used to beg him to take you on dates. he used to make a big deal about it, about the sacrifice of effort, even if you were the one who did most of the planning.
someone on the internet makes a "POV: the most boring person you've ever met" where he puts a towel on his head and just talks like a normal person. his impression of a boring woman is just a woman that is talking about her pretty-average life without exaggeration.
you are sometimes actually sad in the reverse, because actually you did used to struggle to pay attention in conversations. you were also easily bored of normal things, your adhd pinging off of every radio tower in the vacinity. it took time and therapy and patience, and now you delight in the small things about your friends. you like having them show you their organizational systems and talk about their taylor swift tickets. you are entertained by them because you learned to be, even though your brain is structured to only be excited by novelty. you kind of hate the idea that the reason your father will never actually pay attention to you is that you're no longer interesting. eventually the shine wore off, and you were just a person, not a spaceship. he never learned how to just, like, form an actual intimate friendship. it was always at a distance, this sense - emotional closeness was too much. (and yes. he's homophobic).
you're already tired of whatever the fuck is happening with the words "divine feminine", a rancid take that is basically just a rebranding of the patriarchy in action. what the fuck do they mean "being small and delicate and needing protection" is feminine. the words they are looking for are that they want a partner, not that their desire for equivalent support is relegated to gender. the human desire for community is not actually gendered at all. also, what fucking wolves are these "divine masculine" men even battling. fuckken taxes? shouldn't their "desire to protect" also mean "protect you from emotional neglect", or are all emotions off-limits (and how sad would that be. that's a horrible bar to set.)
and they tell you it's really not bad actually, because it's just there. they suggest you get off the internet or you stop reading that book or you stop thinking so hard about the movie or you stop just-being-a-feminist because honestly it's a killjoy sort of thing and then you tilt your head to the side and there's that little siren in the back of your head. if things were actually fine, being a feminist wouldn't put a stop to anything, it would go completely unnoticed, because you wouldn't have any comment to make about any of this
but you are ruining your own life, they tell you. also, girls don't sit like that. also, all girls are catty. also, all girls are bad drivers. also, all girls just need a cute bracelet and an iced coffee.
you do like iced coffee, is the thing. when you close your eyes, the world around you has this strange note to it. and once you hear it, it never stops ringing.
#writeblr#this is far too long#sjw bullshit#idk i MEANT to write about somethng else completely and if i have time i will#about like . how if ur gay this is even more obvious#bc they like. hi ur 3 now where is ur boyfriend#and ur like. :) good news mother i have activated the lasers in my plush dog and he is dancing in the guts of my barbie
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drew this after watching the fnaf movie and promptly forgot about it till just now
#sam and max#five nights at freddy's#springtrap#based on two max lines: the one where he says he takes his coffee green like his men + him hoping his soulmate has cybernetic laser eyes
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Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.
#one piece#op fanart#monkey d. luffy#shirahoshi#kozuki momonosuke#IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!!#literally tears streaming down my face āBut I think of you like a little brother!#Youāve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece#get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece#srsly. do it. I didnāt care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through#IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL#NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH#also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended.#but why arenāt there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothersā¦ Thereās like one on ao3 and itās in italianā¦#PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI#IM SO MAD#SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!!#eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha#both times luffy hasnāt been able to talk to themā¦ but heās been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly#No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS#LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T#KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1#99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO
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two sides šā ļø
#the boys#homelander#billy butcher#the boys tv#the boys fanart#first time ever drawing these guys ā¦#wild since Iāve been watching the show since like late s2#they rly are just both sides of a very fucked up coin to me#i guess you could interpret this as ship art maybe?#butchlander#fuck it why not#homelanders pupils look like that bc he just lasered some poor fucker#all the hints of red in his shading#so much blood on both their hands in pursuit of their goals#wow#crismakesstuff
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Marx attack!
#kirby fanart#marx kirby#glazed art#been trying to work on my magical effects#I like to imagine Marx's magic sounds like confetti poppers#I also think a lot of his magic is illusion based like the stuff magicians do#mind you he still has very much real attacks like the laser and blades and bombs#he just adds his own dramatic flare with illusions of confetti and lights
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Boulder would lose his fuckin MIND over Minecraft.
The landscapes, the crafting, the critters running around (especially the fact that he can befriend some of them), just exploring the big wide world with no restrictions and having the time of his life.
And then he figures out redstone and starts building particle accelerators and shit.
#maccadam#transformers#rescue bots#boulder#i have not played all that much minecraft so bear with me in my limited knowledge#but like. hes the exact kind of autistic that would love that shit#blades would also play with him on the reg i feel but hes more focused on building funny statues#and befriending Every Dog. hes going to have a dog army.#he'd rope heatwave and chase into it when they tell them about the nether and the ender dragon#heatwave immediately starts having fun plowing his way through Block Hell#and chase is just laser focused on finding and taking down the ender dragon as fast as physically possible#but dont be fooled. that is fun for him. hes on them speedrun strats#thank u for coming to my ted talk.
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āAm I Still Pretty?ā
#ihnmaims#ted ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#I havenāt posted art in 4 days geez#Partially inspired by jack stauberļæ½ļæ½s āmirror manā#I kind of love the idea that ted is horribly disfigured and just pretending he isnāt *giggles*#I had to do a butt load of research on what lasers do to skin so i hope this is at least a little medically accurate#Iāll draw my interpretation of what i think his face really looks like if this gets 30 likes /joking#Or am i
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#sleep token#sleep token gif#not sure if i like this or not...tiktok just suggested the video to me#original poster clipped it from her videos.#it has a lot of views in a short amount of time but idk what it is#his face.....he looks like he is emotional pain so well..#idk...i let you be the judge....if it does not get many notifications then i delete it#i like how the light moves around him....it looks like lasers....love that#and also really good belly breathing.....if you don't do this as is singer you sound weird XD
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It's one of my biggest headcanons ever that Vash does NOOOT like his birthday dude I just can't believe it...Knives however. Biggest birthday enjoyer ever. He is the special birthday boy. š¤š¤š¤
Knives usually leaves Vash alone but Vash KNOWS Knives is going to make an effort to show up on their birthday and it stresses him out so bad. Especially if the July incident was on their birthday...that would leave horrible memories for him. š Not to mention how painful remembering his first birthday with Rem would be. Plus Knives would act so bitchy about it like wooow dont even want to see your own brother on your birthday wow. I get it I'm just the worst ever ..š„ Vash would be so over it.
I feel so strongly that Vash is the introvert while Knives is the extrovert. Knives self isolates out of fear and disgust of humans but he secretly thrives while talking to others. Especially if they have strong opinions he can argue against (definitely a debate bro). If Knives had a normal childhood he would've loved big crowds, he has absolutely no social awareness or shame . Or filter. He'd talk to anyone who'd listen. Knives drives himself absolutely insane with his own isolation. All he really wants is social connection, something he's convinced himself is impossible with humans. That's why he's so fixated on getting Vash to stay, he feels Vash is the only person he can actually talk to. Vash on the other hand, would do anything for 5 minutes alone. He is constantly pushing away Milly, Meryl, and even Wolfwood. He cannot let anyone know him beyond his silly guy persona. He especially doesn't like being celebrated (doesn't think he deserves it. ššš) He is constantly trying to skip out on the parties towns people throw for him, leaving without saying goodbye. (He does like getting drunk tho...makes talking easier) He'd never EVER share his birthday with anyone. Especially not Wolfwood or the girls. Knives however, would tell EVERYONE !!! (like how the entire Gung Ho Gun knew Knives had a brother, but Meryl had no idea Vash did. I think Knives loves talking about himself and his tragic past, painting himself as the forever victim to absolutely anyone who'd listen. To Vashes absolute horror š.) Vash is constantly drained from forcing himself to perform socially. He loves people and talking to them but he just needs like. 8 hours of alone time to properly function. That's why he gets so bitchy with everyone sometimes lol. She just needs a naaaaap omg š¤¦āāļø. But he feels guilty for being snippy and tired so he'll force himself to be social anyway. Which makes it worse. Love hiiim !!!! š Either way they're both hurting themselves when they behave like this.
Knives is definitely the yapper while Vash just listens. I feel like Vash would appreciate not having that pressure to constantly respond. Even if Knives can be overbearing, I do think they enjoy each other's company. When they aren't... trying to murder each other. Nobody knows him like Knives does, it would almost be relieving not having to pretend to be happy all the time. He can perfectly morally justify being as mean to Knives as he wants to be !! And he wouldn't admit it, but he does enjoy listening to Knives complain about nothing. He thinks it's funny. Knives is just happy to be with someone he's deemed worthy of his time. He views Vash as his equal, someone he actually trusts to confide in. They are the opposite and also the same in every way life is so beautiful I love these guys.
It would also just be such a cute subversion of audience expectation if Knives, the self proclaimed people hater, was a people person. I think that's sooo interesting and makes so much sense with the context of his desperation for the approval of humans when he was a child. I think kid Knives would've tried to argue that celebrating something everyone goes through is pointless, but would love all the attention anyway. Even be a bit resentful that it was Vashes birthday too if he didn't seem to appreciate the attention as much. As he got older hed mellow out and warm up to the idea of having a birthday and sharing it. Mostly as an excuse to talk to Vash and make everything about himself again. Lol. Plus I think he likes organizing parties. His dream is to have that sweet 16 fantasy the humans in the old world used to have. He actually wants to be normal is the thing. They both do.
#trigun#my based takes#millions knives#vash the stampede#āhappy birthday Vaaaash !! šā *gets blown up by a laser*#kind of a string of consciousness post š§#ignore my terrible grammar...lol#I need to spread....my propaganda....#i luv u Vash and Knives....I luv u gorever and evar....my pookiedookie platonic best friends forever who skip through feilds and hate eachot#I feel like Vash and Knives' friendship is something that should be very important to the story#because that's what makes letting go of him so hard. He has to accept he will never be able to save his loved one#frenemies and sisters for life#TRAGIC SIBLINGS !! SAVE ME TRAGIC SIBLINGS#ALSO I headcanon that Knives' rebirth was ALSO their birthday. only fun stuff happening for Vash on the 21st ššš#anyway I just had to poop this out. š thank you š
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God, I'm so in love with him.
He's perfect.
He's beautiful.
He looks like Linda Evangelista.
He's a (role) model.
Murder them all, babe.
It's what ALL of these bitches deserve.
But who will be the one to pick up that axe from outside?
*sign of the cross*
Amen.
#dead friend forever#I'm in love with Tan#he is perfect#no man is doing it like him#*bites knuckles*#he has mesmerized me with his laser focus#and unwavering conviction#so hot
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mind cries guys trust, his ego is so big he will cry whenever its even slightly bruised but his ego also hates when other people see him cry, he gets super embarrassed so he does all he can to avoid crying in front of others, such as fleeing to the nearest corner of privacy to shed tears all alone lest anyone see him as weak or feeble like his pathetic heart, saying shit like fuck my stupid baka chungus life the entire time
#me after blasting a character w my ginormous self projection death ray laser. wow this guys just like me fr!!#chonny jash#chonny jash fanart#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cccc#cj mind#cj heart#not doin jashtober unfortunatelyššjust posting drawings rotting from drafts. but while we're talking abt light#my hc is that mind cries during the song(IKKK THE MUSIC VIDEO LITERALLY DISPROVES IT BUT LET ME HAVE THIS)#listen when he's all like āsomethings must feel lest they rot...ā he starts shedding TEARS#heart and soul are shocked bc no way this bitch is crying!! but theyre proud cus he's finally changed he's not burying his feelings anymore#YIPPEE!!! hopefully this lesson sticks forever and he doesnt forget it and long to work like a machine and not a human again. lol#ive got to stop rambling in tags#jaggy posts
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Gotta be honest, the idea that Luke wouldnāt send a child alone in an X-wing with only a droid for company is funny to me.
Like, weāre talking about the same Luke, right? The one who spent years bulls-eyeing womp rats and took the experience from that to then blow up the Death Star? The one who was like āThis is a trapā¦ Iām gonna walk right into it.ā The one who was like āI will rescue my dear friend by waltzing in without a disguise and being as obnoxious as possible.ā āHow do we get out of this situation? How about we convince these small bear creatures that our droid is a god, that will probably work.ā āI know Darth Vader is a murderer who murdered my Ben and is trying to murder me and all, but he is also my dad and therefore I love him.ā
Luke would send a child in an X-wing without even fucking thinking about it! Do you REALLY think LUKE SKYWALKER is a reasonable human being?? Are you honestly trying to tell me that this man who has been driving the same fucking ship for like ten years would understand how dangerous it is to put an unsupervised child in a vehicle??? Do you really honestly truly think that Luke knows how to care for children????
You see, a lot of people like to portray Luke as perfect. And this is the same issue I have with people who portray Obi-Wan as perfect, or Yoda, or Mace, or literally any character in all of Star Wars because the whole point is that the are flawed human beings!
But itās ESPECIALLY egregrious with Luke because I donāt know where any of you got this idea that Luke is a sweet summer child??? This man has a death count of over one million. This man had Seen Some Shit that it is literally impossible not to be affected by. Why do so many people assume that Luke at the end of the Trilogy is the same as Luke at the beginning of the Trilogy? Heās changed! Heās a different person! Thatās what makes the Original Trilogy such a good trilogy!! Itās basic storytelling!!! A character canNOT be at the same place mentally as when they began the story, or else itās not a good story!
But also, I hate the way this colours shipping fics with Luke. Like, listen. There is no ship where Luke should be the straightman of the relationship. Luke Skywalker just is not normal. Heās weird, heās deranged, heās so strange; he cannot be a straightman, it just doesnāt work. Itās so completely out of character it isnāt even funny.
The joy of shipping Luke is that every single thing that you can ship Luke with will come out the other sode looking rational.
Han Solo is a smuggler who hangs out with a Wookiee and who does extremely dangerous, stupid shit, but next to Luke?? Rational. Normal. Someone who uses their brain, Luke, take notes-
Din Djarin is a bounty hunter who decided that he would rather destroy an entire group of highly dangerous men than give up the cute kid he just found. But compared to Luke? At least he has equipment on him!
Mara Jade literally was mind-controlled by the Emperor and was Darth Vaderās coworker and was also a Jedi (something that no rational person would be honestly) and even she comes across as normal compared to Luke Skywalker.
I know this is rambly and disjointed and I know people disagree with me, but like??? Yes, I think Luke is great with kids. Yes, I think Luke is a good teacher. Yes, I think Luke is the type of person to wave goodbye as an infant flies off in his warship. I think Luke is the type of person who would throw a child into the air way too high and then catch them. Where did the idea that heās the responsible parent come from? Luke is teaching infants how to use laser swords, do you REALLY THINK thatās what a responsible parent would do????
#luke skywalker#star wars#star wars original trilogy#the mandalorian#dinluke#hanluke#maraluke#grogu#din djarin#han solo#mara jade#i keep seeing people treat luke like he is a preschool teacher#and i also view him as a preschool teacher#but not the preschool teacher who is seventy eight and croons about how good her darlings are doing#no luke is the preschool teacher who eats sticks with his students#he is absolutely unhinged and this is just a canon fact#luke skywalker would not see anything wrong with a baby flying an x wing#it just isnāt in character for him to think thatās weird#he was going to give the baby a laser sword#do you think he would draw the line at a gun ship#the inane ramblings of a madman#ranting#long post
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Jon: Damian, I have a suggestion that you're going to hate, but I need you to bear with me and seriously consider it Damian: very well Jon: *takes a deep breath* I think we should go on an adventure with our brothers (Kon and Tim) instead of our dads Damian: *visibly vibrating with anger* *deep inhale* ...eXpLaIn Jon: our dads are constantly talking about responsibility and the importance of a well-balanced SuperBat partnership, working together as a single unit and approaching things seriously Damian: they are respected heroes, above reproach in their conduct and two of the three main founders of the Justice League Damian: meanwhile our "brothers", as you say, have a public history of being reckless and idiotic when teamed up together and are regularly involved in inane, useless shenanigans Jon: they would let us ride laser dinosaurs into battle without question Damian: they- Damian: -later- Damian: father Jon and I are going on an adventure with Drake and his clone boy
#jonathan kent#damian wayne#bruce is caught between 'oh thank god Tim and Damian might finally bond'#and 'oh god no Tim and Damian might finally bond'#Tim in the back of the cave like 'we're what now'#and Damian gives him a Look while flicking his eyes towards Bruce#and Tim immediately catches on and rolls with it#'oh right of course must have gotten caught up in reviewing case files my mistake'#'Kon and Jon should be here to pick us up soon let me double check our gear'#he and Damian hammer out an agreement#no insults or attempts at bodily harm#in exchange for finding something with dinosaurs#on earth or in space#and letting Damian and Jon ride them#Kon is just down for whatever Jon wants to do and doesn't hesitate to agree#the mission goes great#they might accidentally unleash laser dinosaurs into San Francisco#but it's fine#they end up helping defeat the villain and they get all of them back where they came from in the end#Tim even talks Damian down to only keeping a small herbivore instead of a velociraptor#since a velociraptor might hurt Damian's other pets#but they have enough forested area on the Wayne Estate that an herbivore is probably fine
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