#and he did. with Dooku.
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"'Deenine, do you know if Master Sidious intends to kill me?' 'I don't think so,' TD-D9 replied. 'He has invested so much time into your training that I suspect he wants you to stay alive.'" (Windham, 62).
Maul is told that the only reason why Sidious wants him is the sunk cost fallacy.
Given the events of TPM this becomes awful dramatic irony.
#The Wrath of Darth Maul#chapter 5#notes & quotes#Maul#Sidious#sidious & maul#imagine feeling so estranged from parental love that you start to think of yourself as having an extended warranty#and you were told this by your droid friend who is literally a bought and sold product#this is the only form of love that sidious holds for maul. he was a good product#that was his only regret losing maul#star wars slavery themes#if he hadn't performed excellently at his role he would have been executed too#sidious is too smart to fall for fallacies. he would be replaced with another apprentice#no matter how many years was sunk on training maul#and he did. with Dooku.
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Thinking about how, at the end of the day, at the fatal moment, the sunset of the Republic, it wasn’t Yoda, or Obi-Wan, or even the Chosen One himself standing in the way of Palpatine. It was Mace Windu.
Mace Windu, the inventor of Vaapad and Master of Form VII, the Jedi's strongest duelist, the only person to ever defeat Palpatine in combat. Mace Windu, Master of the Jedi Council and the youngest Master ever appointed to it, the revered leader of the Order. Mace Windu, who forgave even those who tried to kill him, who risked his life over and over again for his troops, who, after 3 years of desperate war, tried to negotiate with battle droids. Mace Windu, who knew the clones were created by the Sith and chose to trust them, who saw every Shatterpoint in the Republic, and loved it still, and fought for it until his last breath, until he was betrayed by Anakin, who he believed in and trusted despite everything.
Mace Windu, High General and hero of the Republic, the embodiment of the Light, the last and greatest champion of the Order, the best Jedi to ever live.
#I’ve said my piece goodnight#don’t play with me Mace Antis I have receipts for every last one of these#pretty much everyone agrees that he was the best duelist there was and he obviously won the fight#Anakin's choice wouldn't make thematic sense otherwise#also vader did not defeat palpatine in combat sorry he just grabbed him while he was distracted#it literally had to be a fair fight and Anakin had to be the one to choose to create the empire that's what the prequels are about#Star Wars databank calls him ‘revered’ shatterpoint tells us he was the youngest (real) member of the council#Boba Fett (tcw) and Prosset Dibs (comics) tried to kill him and he asked for amnesty and forgave them#literally just watch the Ryloth arc he spends most of his screentime saving his men#in tcw season seven he pleads with the battle droids to surrender hoping that no one else has to die#there's the part near the end of tcw where the council realizes that the clones were created by Dooku but Mace and the rest of the council#trust the clones so much they're willing to ignore it#the scene from Mace's POV in the rots novelization talks about how much he loves the republic and how he was blindsided by Anakin's betraya#because he trusted him!! we see in aotc that he has more faith in Anakin's abilities than Obi-wan#and he defeated the most powerful sith of all time single-handedly#BEST JEDI EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!#sw prequels#star wars prequels#prequel trilogy#sw prequel trilogy#star wars prequel trilogy#sw rots#star wars rots#revenge of the sith#star wars revenge of the sith#galactic republic#pro mace windu#mace windu#pro jedi order#pro jedi
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Half the jobs Fox is sent on are not within his jurisdiction. This certainly isn’t.
Planetary protection unit, they said. Military police. Orbital security force.
And now Fox is being pointed at Count Dooku on some backwater planet and told to fetch. How the mighty have fallen.
He’s pretty sure Kenobi, Skywalker and their units could’ve karked this all up perfectly fine on their lonesome; they don’t need three Guardsmen there to watch them do it. But the Chancellor says jump and Fox surpressed the urge to bash his head in with a durasteel chair. So it goes.
Which is when things start going terribly, terribly wrong, of course.
“Is that Spinder?!”, Skywalker exclaims, arms wheeling out in the air wildly to try and catch his balance. “The Count fucks?!”
Across the room, Cody rips his helmet off, several shades redder than a baseline human should be. “The Count fucks my brother?!”
Two lightsticks hover uselessly in the air, Skywalker’s zig-zagging in a relentless hum with his gesturing. Fox stands stock-still, in the hope that maybe he’ll spontaneously turn invisible if he does. Around them, 501st and 212th troopers gape through helmets. Behind him, Nuisance gasps for air amidst screaming laughter.
Ping, went Fox’s comm unit, in that unmistakeable lascivious jingle sound. Ping, answered Count Dooku’s within a split second. Match found close by.
For a moment, Fox considers what it would be like to run at the Count’s lightsaber at full speed.
…not like that.
“Count”, Kenobi says, with a face like he’s bitten into a rotten fruit. Not that Fox knows what fruit tastes like. “This is a highly… unexpected development.” He fwoosh-es his lightsaber shut, obviously having given up on fighting. “I’d call it a conflict of interest, but I’m not sure that applies?”
“Oh, it’s gonna be a conflict of something, for sure”, Cody hisses, fists clenched at his sides. He looks about ready to boil over, with Crys and Waxer inching closer in preparation. “What have you done to my brother, you monster?!”
“I don’t think you want to know that, Commander”, Nuisance gasps out between barks of laughter, proving why he’s eternally Fox’s least favourite. Cody’s splotchy red complexion slowly fades into ghostly white as a sheen of horror settles over the room. “Thanks for the fancy chocolate bouquet last week, Count!”
Dooku, who has been thus far staring at the floor with an empty thousand-klick stare, looks up at that. Fox has seldom seen a man that defeated outside of the mirror, he has to admit - but shudders when he remembers exactly what the chocolates were for.
Oh Force, he’s sexted Count Dooku into buying him gifts. Does that make him a Seppie spy? Traitor by proxy?
“I feel”, says the Count, gravely, still holding his long red laserknife in a white-knuckled death-grip, “that I have been taken for a fool.”
“Uh”, says Fox, nervously. All eyes snap to him. Oh Force, oh Force, oh Force. They’re going to invent a whole new kind of decommissioning for this and name it after Fox.
“Is it really scamming if you actually get what you pay for?”, asks Grids, considering. Fox slowly pulls off his helmet just for the comforting feeling of burying his head in his gloved palms. The sounds of a struggle ensue, and Kenobi makes a choked-off noise. Maybe if he’s embarrassed enough he’ll give himself an aneurysm.
“Grandmaster, why are you paying people for naked pictures of themselves on the holonet?!” Kenobi asks, despairingly. “Aren’t you a little old for that?”
“Oi, no one said I was naked!”, Fox exclaims, head whipping up.
“So naked”, Nuisance laughs, palm thumping against the floor. He might be crying.
“I’m not decrepit”, the Count blusters, and Skywalker makes a gagging noise. “I have - there are needs, and they are perfectly natural!” It takes three troopers to restrain Cody from launching himself at the Count.
#commander fox#count dooku#spinder: space tinder#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#sw tcw fic idea#fox licks his lips at some point and dooku’s eyes flicker down to watch#they share a look of horror#two more vod’e and obi wan have to combine forces to restrain cody#not exactly fake dating but close enough (i apologize)#you ask you receive and that is a threat#how did you even match with him fox screams cody did he infiltrate coruscant????!#fox who is not about to admit that he’s embezzling from the chancellors office to pay for his galaxy wide spinder beskar subscription sweats#they all agree to go home to recover after except for cody that is cody has just promoted dooku to public enemy no 1#is there a u up? text or not you decide#stone shakes his head forlornly when he hears. the others are laughing too hard#that’ll teach you to scam old men on the holonet stabby says#(it does not the chocolates were too nice)#introducing guard trooper grids#aka grievous’ tiddies#griddies for short sirs she grins at the strategy meeting#or grids for cowards she adds and obi wan gives her a strained smile#anakin refers to her exclusively by full name out of protest#fox wants to bang his head into a wall in frustration#you’ve done enough banging for the day vod says nuisance with a grin#it unleashes cody’s boiling rage anew#there is no resolution to this idk make it a fix it if you want to#or just picture fox continuing to scam dooku for all he’s worth that old man has too much money anyways
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I legitimately didn't remember how fucking batshit funny some of the Dooku sections in Claudia Gray's Master and Apprentice were. Qui-Gon's remembering his first mission with Dooku in flashback: okay, seems straightforward enough. They land in an ongoing crisis in a battle zone, Dooku goes to talk to the generals. Then, next scene, we smashcut directly to:
"Don't be afraid." Dooku's voice rang out over even the howling winds of Shurrapak. Qui-Gon clung to the carbon-fibre-rope riggings of the Shurrapakan ship, salt spray stinging his face and hands as they rounded the cape to approach the battle from an angle the enemy wouldn't expect. "They're shielded against skycraft and energy weapons. Not against seafaring vessels!" He made this sound majestic, courageous, brilliant -- nothing like the last-minute, last-ditch attempt it really was. Qui-Gon took a deep breath and stared up at the stars. Big mistake. The stars weren't moving and his stomach was, and the queasiness that swept through him made him feel weak.
Dooku has been on this planet for less than 24 hours. There are already other Jedi there ahead of him with established generals working on the battle plans, which according to the scene just before this, are complete enough that its conceivable Dooku and Qui-Gon will miss the action. So naturally, the plan he then comes up with is "ABANDON ALL OTHER PLANS, WE ATTACK THE FORTIFIED BATTLEFIELD WITH OLD TIMEY ROPE-RIGGED SAILING SHIPS!"
And at his side?? A seasick twelve year old who has never left the Temple or seen battle!!! Who can't swim! And backing them up?? Rael fucking Averross, who Dooku was just nagging for being too eager to get into the fighting. Sure, Dooku. That's Rael's problem.
This is the most disaster lineage shit I've ever read. This could absolutely be an Anakin and Obi-Wan Clone Wars arc.
Bonus Rael and Qui-Gon Content, from earlier in the chapter:
"C'mon, then, let's go talk to the generals." Rael made it sound like the most natural thing for a twelve-year-old to do.
Rael, you crazy motherfucker, never change.
#Dooku just bellowing “seafaring vessels!!” with majestic courage like it's the best plan he's ever come up with is killing me#he's attacking an energy shield with a fucking pirate ship#where did he even get it#a living history exhibit??#count dooku#rael averross#qui gon jinn#master and apprentice#master dooku#star wars books#disaster lineage
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Sketch for the Mines Monday prompt: Comfort
I was so sure I had posted this already, but by going through the sifo dyas tag on my blog I discovered that no, no I did not post it 😭
So here it is lol
#star wars#I honestly don’t understand what I did to Dooku’s face to make it look so…#…weird?#well I don’t have the strenght to change it#so here he goes#sifo dyas#dooku#star wars prequels#⛏️⛏️⛏️#mines monday#my art#art wip
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@charmwasjess paid me good money (read: cat pics) to further the idiots agenda, so here we go.
I like to think that every once in a while Sifo uses his Ataru knowledge for evil to tackle Dooku out of nowhere. He has (almost) been stabbed over it So Many Times
#another one for the 'sifo is cat-coded' agenda#he loved ambushing people#random boli thoughts#star wars#my art#sifo dyas#dooku#i dont think it fits a mines monday prompt but alas#⛏️⛏️⛏️#it's good enough#also dont look too closely at sifos foot#i just did something that looked vaguely correct there
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We all make fun of the disaster lineage for being disasters, but when you think about it they had exceptional dueling skills. Dooku was specifically known for his dueling ability; Obi-wan beat Anakin and Maul and yes though he ended up shooting Greivous he was one of the few Jedi to even survive dueling him; Anakin was well, Anakin.
Its hard to even say whos the best but Ahsoka sure has a list of achievements against opponents three times her size, and i think shes my favorite to actually watch (animation that is, with her reverse grip and acrobatic style).
Surviving Ventress in her first week as a padawan
Defeating three magnaguards, also in her first week as a padawan
Survives Ventress several more times, when Ventress is crazy enough to give a Jedi Master like Luminara serious trouble
Surviving Grievous when she still had one lightsaber and stubby baby montrals
Surviving Grievous again later during the youngling arc, once she has two lightsabers and a lot more experience under her belt. Even using all four of his lightsabers he can't kill her.
You know, Maul. When she was 17. Need i even say more?
The time she beat that one Inquisitor without her own lightsaber and killed him with his own (happened in both the book and TotJ).
That time she beat off two Inquisitors at once.
There are only three Jedi who ever survived against Vader. She did technically die but she came back and also a temple fell on her. anyways she survived long enough to have a building fall on her which is saying a lot.
Anyways disaster lineage are epic duelists and we have to respect them for that
#g gives a thought#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#count dooku#ahsoka tano#disaster lineage#i guess qui gon too sad to count he shouldnt have died from a stab wound no one else did#dont even ask about sabine im ignoring that#i meant to make this post about the lineage but ahsoka deserves the recognition
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#yael is reading star wars#count dooku#yoda#yoda dark rendezvous#biting off my fingers once again#THEY HUGGED#THEY HUGGEDDDDDDDDDD#when you fall catch you i will#but he didn't#or did heeee#yoda: dark rendezvous
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"Do you miss it? The Order?" "I miss... the idea of it. But not the truth, the weakness. There was no future there." OKAY, THIS MAN MISSES THE ORDER SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD IT MAKES HIM LOOK STUPID
I'm serious. He's carrying the husk of his long-ossified grief so obviously. It is evident in everything he does and says that he was a young knight absolutely ripped to shreds by Order 66 and its lonely, dark aftermath. He allowed despair to be his comfort, convincing himself there's nothing to mourn because it's easier than dealing with the loss.
#star wars#ahsoka show#baylan skoll#grace for ts#hes also one of the most undramatic reasoanble-seeming darksiders ive ever encountered#will he eventaully start frothing at the mouth??? or is something else afoot???#i'm so interested to find out more. like. WAS he ever an inquisitor or did he retain his freedom and Fall some other way#the way he and his apprentice interact is MCFREAKING fascinating#for darksiders????? they interact so reasonably. so normally. they talk openly. they arent posturing and smirking#and visibly on the edge of a mass murder or eye-twitching nervous breakdown at all times#the only one who comes close that i can think of is dooku. and even he was OTT with his ostentatious dracula persona#everyone else is a cartoon villain. these guys are real people somehow#and i need to know why#whats his plan as well????#the obviousness of his nihilistic despair and the whole 'i seek the beginning. end this cycle once and for all' thing#makes me suspect that he wants to murder suicide the entire galaxy somehow
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Dreams to Chase (Away)
Dooku preferred the nightmares. Written for Fandom Empire Prompt Tables 2024 - Prompt: "Lonely"
Read on AO3
The nature of Sith training was such that it often left nightmares in its wake. Dooku preferred to think of it differently, though – “nightmare” was a childish word, implying a sort of weakness, a need for comfort.
Nothing could be further from the truth. These reminders of his training, of his pain, served to make him strong. They ensured he woke up in the embrace of the dark side, filled with rage and hatred for what he had endured. It kept him focused.
The true weakness was in the other dreams. The ones that took away his focus, that rather than anger, left behind an emptier feeling that he did not let himself think about long enough to name.
Better to dream of suffering, of Sidious’s lightning and cruel laughter, than to dream of home the Jedi Temple. Of Qui-Gon, attempting to smuggle animals into his room, or stumbling over his first negotiation. Of Mace, coming around for advice, debate, or just tea and company. Of Jocasta and Sifo-Dyas in their youth. Of Yoda, telling him “a fine teacher, you will be,” after finding Dooku helping some younglings, with a warm smile and a pleased glint in the old Master’s eyes…
Those dreams didn’t limit themselves to mere echoes of the past, either. Sometimes memories blurred together and created something that had never been, would never be. Sometimes Asajj stood where Qui-Gon had; sometimes it was Obi-Wan who joined him for tea. Sometimes it was the joyous laughter of younglings he didn’t know. Sometimes it was Dooku alone in his old room, but with the knowledge that others were never far away.
It was these dreams that frustrated Dooku more than any nightmare ever could, as he sought a way to banish them completely.
But his efforts remained in vain.
#peppermint writes star wars fanfic#triple drabble#dooku#count dooku#dooku is so much fun to write#he misses the jedi so much and he absolutely will not cannot admit this even to himself#you did this to yourself old man
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Is there a fandom word for a supporting character that is rarely if ever a topic for fandom but that you are absolutely obsessed with?
I'm not talking about a glup shitto. I mean a character that everyone knows about but who isn't really anyone's favorite character. Fics centered on them are rare and ones that actually explore them in an interesting way are even rarer. No one really kins them or draws them. No one brings them up outside of discussing other characters.
Yeah, whatever that is.
But then...
A piece of media comes out that heavily features that character... and people finally talk about them.... you are in heaven for a few short months... and then it goes back to how it was.
Oh, sure, maybe there will be more people who like that character now. Maybe there will be an uptick in fics that give you a small backlog to read. Maybe you'll even get a nice catalog of fanart that will fuel your imagination for a little while.
But no matter what; that character won't get as much attention as you think they deserve.
Anyway that's how I feel about Count Fanon-first-name-Yan Dooku.
#star wars#star wars prequels#the clone wars#count dooku#grandpa dooku#master dooku#yan dooku#dooku jedi lost#tales of the jedi#star wars the clone wars#i dont want to fuck him i just want to talk to him and be snarky together#i want to make him cry#“pathetic evil old man hiding behind refined stature realizes he was wrong and dumb”#i love him i hope we see him suffer more from his own hubris#also i like his feral murder children#he's kinda meh in tcw tbh#i love the show but cmon ya did my mans dirty at least give him a little DEPTH filoni#anyway i'll shut up now#Toad lectures
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it’s getting to the point where I want to run an event where people write fics where quinlan gets found by the coruscant guard explicitly anywhere but the bin.
like come on quinlan fans he deserves better than this
#like come on#it was cute and funny the first time when kat did it but like…#it’s getting very old#and a bit racist#honestly#quinlan vos#he’s the guy who get’s done in by hubris#and the urge to go big and then go homs#if only I just kill dooku it will all be fine#if i just kill vader it will be better#memory loss#and other people’s memories#identity#falling#rising#recovery#family#jedi culture#familial love#friendship#mentorship#humility and pride#none of that has anything to do with bins
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I really am crazy busy, both at work and life, and of course, finishing RH, but Vampire Dooku Turns Sifo-Dyas AU won't leave me alone, so you get a little piece of the morning after Sifo-Dyas returns from his Oba Diah moon:
Cut to be safe, cause discussion of sex
“So, who even was this?” Sifo-Dyas tilted the cup of blood accusingly in Dooku's direction, but he didn’t let go of it, either. “Some poor soul from Serenno? Someone’s parent, or treasured child? Disappeared up into the big castle like so many others, but who would dare question the noble Count Serenno?”
He was not sure who he was trying to shame more: Dooku, who did not seem to care, or himself, who cared a great deal more than he could currently handle. “I wonder what color her eyes were, or what she dreamed of being in life before you–”
“Not to interrupt your maudlin fantasy,” Dooku looked almost as tired as he felt, “but I do not go about exsanguinating peasant girls in my own kingdom, Sifo-Dyas. For one, that would take a tremendous deal of time.”
“So difficult to fit more murder into your busy schedule? I ought to be grateful you spared the time for my own!”
“In fact, hunting and killing live beings is rather impractical. Messy, and, if we must discuss your own death, that is a fine example of the kind of loose ends left by such practices.”
Sifo-Dyas glared at him, even as he grudgingly sipped the blood. It immediately soothed the static throb in his temple, but he did not enjoy being referred to as a ��loose end.”
Oh, of course Dooku wasn’t done. “Most of what I consume is sourced from medical blood banks. Supplying my own would be a logistical nightmare.” Dooku paused wryly here, tolerant amusement curling his lip. “And… the effect of drinking live blood can cause quite an ardent physical response in the body, as you may have noticed last night. To both of our enjoyment, I believe. But it would be impractical at other times.”
Ah, that was right. Last night, he’d ended up in Dooku’s stupid bed again. Their first time, mere days ago, Dooku had shamelessly used the opportunity to turn him into an undead monster. And yet, knowing that, fully aware of that, Sifo-Dyas had still gone back for seconds.
Honestly, Sifo, where is your damned common sense? He was a Jedi Master and former member of the High Council. Why did Dooku still possess the ability to make him behave like a teenage boy navigating his first crush? And why, by the black stars, why, why did his own internal voice of admonishment still sound like Lene?
“When the time is right for your first true hunt, a ceremonial rite of passage for our kind, I’ll arrange–”
“No thank you,” he cut him off tersely, “I’ll eat rabbits.”
“Rabbits?”
“They have rabbits on Serenno, do they not?”
Dooku paused. He actually looked like he did not know and was genuinely curious.
“How did I not know about this curse of yours, anyway?” Sifo-Dyas blurted out before Dooku could tell him about any stupid theoretical Serennian rabbits. “All those years ago, when we were everything to each other.”
Dooku’s quick glance up might have been wounded. Are we not still everything to each other?
Sifo-Dyas ignored that, still feeling a little too sore and betrayed for such sentimentality. “You must have taken such pains to keep it from me.”
“No more than any other urges I hid from you.”
“Urges?” Sifo-Dyas repeated, incredulous. “Other urges such as biting me in the neck until dead?!”
“The ritual to make you was more complicated than that.”
“Oh, right, yes, the complicated ritual. For the vampirism to properly stick, you must first be fucking me and whispering romantic lies in my ear!”
“Sifo…” Now Dooku decidedly looked pained. “I had my reasons for–”
“Mortis gods, do you ever shut up?”
“–I thought it would be more comfortable for you. Endorphins from intercourse dampen any pain associated with the bite. And, if I may consider my own feelings in this, your obvious happiness and pleasure made the experience …”
“It made me taste better?!” Sifo-Dyas shoved up from the bed. He’d had enough of breakfast with Dooku.
#Sifo-Dyas is so done#Dooku thinks he did a pretty good job with a bad situation all told#okay maybe I love smug asshole Sith Dooku as much as I love wet cat ruined his life Sith Dooku#the vampire dooku#dooku#sifo dyas#syku
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New headcanon! Qui-Gon Jinn was green-red colorblind (protanopia).
Think about it! This man has surrounded himself with green. He loves plants (can’t remember if that’s canon or not but it is to me) and collects them. He has a green lightsaber, a color he cannot see.
The only color that pops out among seas of dull yellow is blue. The color of Obi-Wan’s lightsaber, as well as Dooku’s (and Anakin’s). Blue, the color of his Padawan’s eyes. Blue, the only thing different. It would stick out during fights. He would know immediately where his master/padawan is by the color.
And let’s talk about red! Qui-Gon can’t see red, the color of Count Dooku, the Sith’s, lightsaber. He could not see his master slowly falling toward the dark.
He couldn’t see Maul’s lightsaber past it’s glow. It blended in too well and he payed for it with his life. Maul, the first Sith in centuries to fight with a Jedi. Qui-Gon, the first killed because he couldn’t see their plans. Couldn’t predict his own end and the scenes he died to. His own master’s plans, beside Sidious.
Anyway. So, I headcanon Qui-Gon had protanopia…
#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#star wars#star wars headcanons#count dooku#darth maul#did I make myself sad with this?#yes yes I did#imagine Obi-Wan doesn’t even realize it until he’s head#just like Qui-Gon to be colorblind honestly#fits the vibe
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palps gets a lot of flack (deservedly so) for being a shit teacher but like,, have you seen the disaster lineage?
yoda [light side]: trains dooku [falls to the dark, dies], luke
dooku [light side]: trains rael, qui-gon [dies], komari [falls to the dark]
dooku [dark side]: trains ventress [goes grey], savage [dies]
qui-gon [light side]: trains feemor [repudiated], xanatos [falls to the dark, dies], obi-wan [repudiated (melida/daan), taken back, pseudo-repudiated (tpm)]
obi-wan [light side]: trans anakin [falls to the dark], luke
anakin [light side]: trains ahsoka [leaves the order]
luke [light side]: trains ben solo [falls to the dark]
anyways hats off to NONE OF THEM for succeeding at training anyone.
#i'm not super familiar with eu or legends or even canon nowadays so i might've missed some people#i guess a lot of the qui-gon drama is actually not canon#(fee and xan are legends i believe? and so is the melida-daan thing)#but either way he DID try to take on ani in tpm#so yeah i'm down to pin ani on him if we're not accepting any legends material#star wars#disaster lineage#yoda#dooku#qui-gon#obi-wan#idk i'm not tagging the rest bc hmmphhh
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Rael: *yelling about space-meth and how it rots your teeth and he knows from experience*
Komari: *yelling louder for dominance about how she doesn’t DO it she’s just selling it*
Qui-Gon: *stealing babies from all over the galaxy*
Dooku: hmmm *looking between his children* hmmmmmmm… *eyes land on Kenobi*
Obi-Wan: *hiding under the couch and nervously tearing apart Xanatos’s life day present he sent this year, a pile of strings sitting in front of him from the half disassembled sweater already, most his Padawan braid stuffed in his mouth to gnaw at it*
Dooku: Ohhhh, that one, I choose to give this year’s ‘best Padawan’ award to that one.
Komari: YOU SHOULD JUST JOIN ME ALREADY WE COULD HAVE A METH EMPIRE BY NOW-
Rael: I DONT SELL METH I SELL THIS ASS SHUT UP-
Yoda: …same. Give the others away to charity, we should.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#qui gon jinn#master dooku#Yoda#komari vosa#rael averross#who did Xanatos send the sweater to? probably Obi but threateningly#Feemor doesn’t call doesn’t write he’s hiding
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