#and has a rifle

[georgecunt]

fake saints and the mlm² sound so interesting... my campaigns usually have the same bartender old woman called rosie that allows the party to choose an adventure of their liking from the "roaster" and she has a magical bar underground and she's punk and awesome and a mother of two and I love her

awww she sounds cool i would fit her in all campaigns too fr, mlm² was a guest character for a friends campaign where i was basically an npc in his waterdeep noble arc

[sweetiebunbuns]

Who tf gave the hamster a 🔫??????????

[blackseafoam]

A Bad Batch x Red Dead Redemption AU that’s been living in my head for a while 🤠

Omega does not like the names Hunter gave the horses

The Batch is a small time outlaw gang of brothers hiding out as hands on a dude ranch. Trying to leave their pasts as mercenaries behind them. Until they receive a mysterious letter that their long lost younger sister is being housed in an orphanage nearby. After an unsuccessful attempt to legally adopt her, they return later to break her out.

Now they’re all wanted criminals trying to outrun the law as well as their past.

[kaiserouo]

APIs are weird

[patrice-bergerons]

As if I don't have 10 other wips what I want currently is a fitzier fic in which it's Francis, who after all the events of the canon, is sent back in time to 1.01 go for broke just before that wardroom meeting, and he has no time to make inroads with James and he knows that if he can't convince Sir John to abandon one of the ships and shelter away from the ice for the winter they are done for, so he does the only thing he can: pulls James aside and tells him he knows everything, about the circumstances of his birth, about Barrow Jr, and says either you support me in there or I tell everyone.

So together they convince sir John and because there are too many men now to fit comfortably on one ship, they are made to share the same berth. The fucking potential, man.

[jellyskink]

How would Bill react to someone having a crush on Ford or vice-versa? I know this isn't exactly "BillFord" but would Bill feel threatened regardless?

ONE of them feels threatened, but it's not Bill

[ilikeicecoffee-blog]

There's something I love about Peach holding really dangerous weapons like nothing and just being all "Oopsie.." about it🥺🩷

This was partially inspired by that moment in SSBB Subspace where her evil clone was holding that giant weapon used to turn the fighters back into trophies😌

That and I love how she was in her scenes, especially when on Meta Knight's ship! Being all💅 when there's literally a whole explosive battle going on around her💥

[soukokumychildren]

(Poe: You're in good hands Someone: Huh? Karl: Headshots person from twenty feet away Poe: Well, paws) So I was discussing that in my AU Poe definitely takes his sniper skills more seriously, then my friend went off the rails and we began throwing back and fourth ideas, so then it came to this and I had to draw it... I present to you Karl with a Sniper Rifle

[bacchuschucklefuck]

this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian

[vorbarrsultana]

one of things that drive me insane about the grisha trilogy is the fact that nikolai consistently is a non-factor in the political calculations of both, the darkling and his father. even genya, whose job is to spy on the tsar's inner circle, is like "it's just nikolai, they call him puppy, he surprised everyone by joining the army and then left to study in kerch or something, who cares".

meanwhile nikolai in question:

was a major of the first army. a senior officer one rank away from colonel, and two ranks away from major-general!

was person no. 2 in his regiment, the one in charge of 2000+ men daily. and, considering how much colonel raevsky and his soldiers seem to love him, managed them well.

was a decorated war hero of the struggling nation perpetually at war with its neighbours.

what i mean is that there absolutely should have been the party of grand duke nikolai aleksandrovich at the court (re: the succession), opposing the party of tsarevich vasily, the official heir. the people who want him to be ravka's next tsar, bastardy allegations be damned for the good of the country.

it could have been such an easy way to explain why nikolai was exiled sent to study abroad — his military record would have made him too popular compared to his brother. and it could have explained why nikolai is so sure of himself in siege & storm: he already has his own political party, and alina throwing her support behind him simply completes the puzzle.

also, when tatiana called nikolai "puppy" in ruin &rising, i was like. m'am, hate to break the news to you, but your cute puppy hasn't been that for the last five or so years. by now he is actually a wolfhound with very long and very sharp teeth.

(very much not the point of that post, but when i find time to work on my pre-canon!darkolai fic series, i usually imagine the ravkan political landscape before alina as "the army party" (nikolai, the darkling, senior officers of both armies + probably some diplomats, who also see what's going on with shu-han and fjerda) vs "the court party". by the shadow & bone events, the first splits into nikolai's moderates & aleksander's radicals, and the latter became irrelevant after vasily's death.)

[frnkiebby]

Do you have the photo(s?) of Frank holding his guitar like a gun I'm so desperate

oh my god yes the fuck i do god i’m so weak for that jesus fucking christ i’ve got a gif for you too because let’s die a little harder yeah?~🎃

[hyakunana]

Ah yes, the Prismatic experience when they deliver your main subclass in the starter pack 😌

[lacomandante]

Behind the scenes photo of Assumpta Serna as Teresa Moreno in Sharpe's Rifles, (1993).

[duckdodger]

THIS DELETED SCENE …..

[girlsnightgirlsnight]

i suspect that the Francis from the later episodes isnt actually the same person as the Francis from the bowling tournament. I think that when Francis was alone in his room with the bowling trophy he was actually replaced by the distorted (evil?) version of himself from inside the cup. i think they couldve switched dimentions or something. I'm not sure if he would know it, i suspect not.

[ratatatastic]

cannot wait till the interview vid drops and we learn whatever theyre giggle gaggling about here isnt actually that funny in the first place