#and getting caught in the rain

[treeliker69]

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS

-[ @jared-klineman ]

Is this that one song..

[kaelidascope]

Midnight Menagerie Chapter 2 is LIVE

The title... it came to me in a dream... jk I went to the beach last Wednesday and got a pina colada purely because I physically got caught in the rain. There's a lot of good bits in this chapter, drop a comment let me know what you think LOL

[lucid-pessimist]

Me: *holding a pina colada* “if you like pina coladas~”

Someone: “dude your underage, where did you get that?”

Me: “the guy at the end of the block gave me a bottle of rum and a pineapple and told me to make one for him, said I could have the rest”

Someone: “ok? Where did you get the coconut?”

Me: “what coconut? this is juiced onion”

*sounds of muffled choking*

[almondpiglet]

stuff originally for seriweek: spring

they went out for a snack but the bus ran late, but a lil rain never hurt no one!

[chilipowder9]

the tags need no tw but they are in all caps so if that bugs you don't go to the tags

I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

[soldrawss]

A little summer rain excursion to the corner store with the Noceda kiddos.

[its-rat-time-babey]

“The Artificer’s campaign has little impact on the overall story” bitch I cannot stress how much of an impact the Artificer had on the entire world. You just need to pay attention to some things.

By the time of the Artificer, Scavengers are basically in the middle of a massive golden age. They have a Chieftain (with a mark of communication (maybe Five Pebbles gave them the mark and citizen ID drone and tried to use them for something but they rebelled and found Metropolis)) with armour made from Red Centipede Scales, they have a permanent home in metropolis above the rain, they figured out how to harvest electrical scrap and broken down Rarefaction Cells from the ruins of Looks To The Moon and pieces of Five Pebbles to make electric spears and Singularity Bombs, they even have specially trained Elite Scavengers, which did exist before in the time of the Spearmaster but it’s still worth bringing them up.

Overall, Scavengers are at a golden age of invention and life in general.

And then they anger the Artificer, who slaughters countless Scavengers, kills their Chieftain and drives them out of Metropolis, locking the gate behind them.

After that, a new Chieftain is never made, armour like the chieftain once wore is never made again, Scavengers suffer a massive population loss, they can’t enter Metropolis without a Citizen ID Drone and Elite Scavengers slowly disappear as the methods used to teach them and the knowledge of how to scavenge and create electric spears and singularity bombs is lost, with the last Elite Scavengers being seen in the Hunter’s campaign, which happens next in the timeline. In other words, the Artificer literally sent Scavengers into a dark age.

It takes until the time of the SAINT for Scavengers to show real signs of recovery, now appearing in larger numbers than before. And even THEN Scavengers never do anything like they did during the time of the Artificer. The Artificer plunged Scavengers into a dark age for countless years, and they STILL haven’t recovered.

And that’s not all. According to the wiki, Scavengers are afraid of Slugpups, most likely because they remember how the last time they killed one they were hit by the full force of an angry explosive lobbing goddess of destruction that slaughtered countless members of their kind. They are afraid of Slugpups in all campaigns, even the Saint’s. So even by the time of the Saint Scavengers know not to mess with Slugpups, presumably because the last time they did so is a legend among Scavengers by that point in time.

Hell, the Artificer’s existence even explains something about the Hunter. The reason that the Hunter starts with a negative reputation among Scavengers is because they look like the fucking Artificer. Scavengers look at the Hunter and see the goddess of vengeance and destruction that they’ve only ever heard of from stories.

Both of them have red fur and a scar on one eye, and will the time gap between campaigns, there’s a good chance that only a few Scavengers that saw the Artificer in person are even alive by that point in time (without even taking into account how the Artificer murdered so many Scavengers that it’s probably rare that a Scavenger saw them and lived to tell the tale), meaning that the Artificer is probably told about in Scavenger stories and her appearance would therefore differ, leaving the most obvious details like the scar on one eye and red fur.

[cherrywhite]

He's just like me fr fr

[epsilonicronecronomicon]

FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW, the song (called Escape by Rupert Holmes) is overtly about a guy who gets extremely bored of his wife and decides to cheat on her by buying an ad in the fucking newspaper syaing "hey! I hate my wife and maybe you hate your husband! If you're cool and awesome like me (and not my dumb wife) come meet me at [insert location here] and we can cheat on them together lmfaooo" and he's SUPER CONFIDENT in this plan and when he gets to the meeting spot HIS WIFE IS THERE because she saw the ad in the paper too and she was also thinking of cheating on him so they commit adultery against each other with each other because they discover that both of them are secretly cool and awesome but they never put any effort into knowing each other that deeply so their relationship is just. repaired. and they do cocaine and sing kumbaya as if that wasn't the craziest shit to ever happen. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to

It has come to my attention that a good sizeable chunk of you guys know the phrase "do you like piña coladas (and getting caught in the rain)" but are not at all familiar with the whole song and consequentially not aware of what it's about

[faunandfloraas]

Elle Japan: Get rained on or lose your phone?

[thistle-inks]

[wigglebox]

Suptober - Day 4 || Nimbus [x]

[angelicdevil24]

Erik up at 3 am scrolling through Ao3 reading David and Angel fanfics:

[reksink]

A Creature and Its Creator (With Bonus Harrassment)

[loremaster]

you don’t need me (not the way i need you)

[napping-sapphic]

Cloudy weather is so offensive to me because I just want to sit outside under a blanket and hold hands with someone but NO ONE is here to hold hands with