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Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.
In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)
#spiderverse#wade wilson#deadpool#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#spideypool#deadfang#technically also#poolverang#see how nicely Miguel is wingmanning for Logan#so thoughtfull#so nice#he hasn't considered that little wolverine babies are probably even more of a nightmare that spider babies are#i mean looking at Mayday who is a little angel and a perfect baby maybe it's even more true#on the other hand if the baby would took after miguelito... it would fulfill the demon baby visual cues to the t? lol#glow in the dark red eyes#cure little venomous as fuck fangs#even cuter wittle claws to crawl on a ceiling like horror cliche#spooky season requirements fulfilled 10/10#i guess the baby would be even cuter than Mayday to balance it out xD
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Crash (1996) dir. David Cronenburg
#crash 1996#james spader#crash#I’m super cliche I’m so sorry#I’m actually not sorry at all#I want to fuck James spader
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🐉🌸, two very close friends, are looking for a place to stay at after having gone out on an impromptu trip that day.
When they enter an inn, they're greeted by a bartender polishing glass; very much looking the part of a mysterious character in a high fantasy story.
🍺: "Welcome."
🌸: "Can we book two rooms here?"
🍺: "Two rooms? Ah, but we only have one available."
🌸: "Well then. I guess we'll just go somewhere else--"
🍺: "Wait right there. Have you taken a close look at this area? This is the only reputable inn there is, and most others would have robbed you of even your underwear by the time you wake up."
🐉: "If anyone dares to rob me, and touch 🌸's underwear, then they will understand how it feels to be robbed of their very lives."
🍺: "No need to be so morbid. Anyway. The point is, have you seen how shabby this area is? Would you want your little lover here to sleep in those dumpster inns?"
🌸: "We're not--"
🐉: "You make a fine point..."
🍺: "Then follow me--"
🐉: "But I respect my friend's right to privacy. We shall depart for a more proper area befitting the standard of comfort that my companion deserves."
🍺: "There's-- a curfew. Yes. Around these parts. Yes, that's right. You'll get arrested if you're seen loitering."
🌸: "I've never heard of a place with a curfew for adults."
🐉: "Now, now. We mustn't risk arrest. Then, won't you show us the way?"
🍺: "Very good! Ah, but since it's my policy to always look out for my clients' interests, I must be transparent with you. There's only one bed."
🌸: "Isn't this a cliché?! In real life?!"
🍺: "There's been a lot of tourists lately."
🐉: "Oh, but that mustn't be! An unmarried couple cannot be in the same bed."
🌸: "Haven't we watched movies on my bed a lot of times already..."
🐉: "Hanging out is one thing. Sleeping together is a different matter."
🍺: "It's really alright, this isn't the Renaissance era. And I trust you good folks wouldn't be doing anything odd even when the walls here are especially thick and soundproof and the bedframe is sturdy enough to withstand the might of a dragon--"
🐉: "No, no. If you provide me with blankets, perhaps even a chair, I'm positive I can make do--"
🍺: "God damn it just get on the damn bed already! I swear to the Seven if there wasn't a fortune in getting you clueless fucks to fuck I wouldn't be wiping your ass with this bullshit."
It turned out there was a bounty on the pair's heads. Not a target bounty, but a huge reward for whoever got to convince the two to couple up already.
Apparently it was sponsored by a very, very wealthy and very, very nosey grandmother.
#malleyuu where it's entirely about cliches but malleus somehow finds a way to fuck it up and not get laid#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#ventique rambles#malleus x reader
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Idk man I just think that mizu/ena5 and its progression was really beautiful actually. I just think that the release of the ena5 song was also really beautiful and kind of the nail in the coffin for me and I haven't been able to get the event(s) out of my head all week and that I kind of want to talk about it, actually.
It's about being hurt so deeply and continuously that any kindness that could be offered to you manages to feel like a sin, that it makes you crumble and shatter but for all the wrong reasons, not because of the newfound safety, not out of relief, but something worse and more deeply ingrained in you than kindness ever was. It's about carefully measuring the distance at which you keep others away from yourself, to ensure that it never happens again ("To save yourself the trouble", if that makes it easier).
It's about realizing that the people you've been spending all this time with are drifting closer, that they just might bump up against the unsightly parts of yourself that you've tried to keep locked away, it's about turning around and sprinting at full speed and slamming the door shut and holding onto the handle behind you to stop it from turning, because you're as frightened of the possibility of another wound being inflicted on you as you are of the possibility that kinder, gentler hands will reach out and smooth over the exposed scar. It's about hating eyes that judge and silently condemn you as much as you hate eyes that simply see you and take all of you in without scrutiny, because no matter what they're looking and they're looking at you and they know that your hand's on that door handle and they know that you're hiding something because, as much as you try to keep it shut, they've seen through the crack that you foolishly left open.
(The prominence of eyes in Bake no Hana, specifically eyes looking and searching, and finally landing on you, the viewer, Mizuki, is so fucking. Visceral in my opinion. Every character in the MV stares at the viewer in a deadpan, almost judging way. Even though Mizuki knows deep down that niigo won't really hate them, won't judge them, she just can't stand their kindness either; any gaze directed at her is a loss, another prick in their skin. It screams "don't look at me" while making sure that you know, with horrific certainty, that they're looking for you, that you're being watched. You can't go outside, can't leave your room, because they're searching for you, and while that should be reassuring, to you it's anything but).
It's about not wanting to be dissected, whether it's with hands that want to pull your organs apart or stitch them back together because no matter what they're there, and they're getting frighteningly close to your heart. It's about blinding yourself and covering your eyes to it all because seeing means exposure and exposure means they're taking something from you and you can't do anything about it, much less take it all back, much less have a say in the matter. Everyone's just taking and taking and taking and you wish you could just be alone. You wish everyone would just disappear and you could live in a world all to yourself, for only yourself (but is that really what you want?).
It's about the way that, near the beginning of the Yoka ni Mitoreta MV, Mizuki and her loneliness is represented as a dark, splotchy stain in the shadows. No colors, no patterns, no way to clean it or wash it all away, just raw ugliness marring a blank canvas. It's about the way that Ena reaches out to it anyway, the way she startles when the glass shatters just when she finally starts reaching forward, the way that the rest of the MV/song represents her searching for and reaching only further out to Mizuki, even if the broken shards of glass will only cut her fingers, potentially leaving scars.
It's about how, in every way, subtly, directly, consciously, and subconsciously, Ena shows that she fucking cares.
It's about the way that Ena lets Mizuki have autonomy, despite the situation being so horribly out of their control. And it's such a delicate thing: If she really wants to, Mizuki can take the opportunity to just run away, keep running forever, repeat the cycle over and over, and maybe she'll just destroy herself with it again, but it can't be denied that it's something important to them, something she can't quite live without just yet, their means of survival. Mizuki's autonomy is their identity, it's her tailoring her own clothes and choosing her own ribbons and styling her own hair the way she does. Ena letting them have that is as much about trust as it is about understanding that Mizuki of all people should have this right, when control was something stripped from her throughout so much of her life. She couldn't control how she was born, how people look at her or why, can't control what they think of her; lacking control has only left Mizuki vulnerable to the cruelties of others, has only caused them to suffer, which is why it's so important that it's given to them now.
She had the control to make the choice to see niigo's welcoming love and run away instead of staying, and she has the control to make the choice now whether she wants to keep things the way they are or take a step forward to be at their side again. She has every right to have it, and I think the fact that Ena realizes and respects that, even if it's subconsciously, is really beautiful (there is an entire fucking Verse about this in the new song and just. God Look at this. It's so caring, unconditional, and for fucking What. I think there is something to be said about how much Ena is willing to put aside for Mizuki, and maybe deep down it isn't healthy, but for now I'm just kind of in awe)
It's about how insanely patient Ena has been this whole time. Mizuki says that she basically lied to Ena's face about telling her their secret, even after Ena said with such conviction that she would wait for Mizuki as long as it takes, and Ena is just kept waiting and waiting and worrying like this seemingly indefinitely. It's about how Mizuki danced around it, avoided it, kept the distance, straight up ran when she was finally pushed, but Ena still chased anyway when she saw that she couldn't wait anymore, kept chasing just enough to intervene and get a straight answer out of Mizuki when she really needed to, but still leaving her enough space to leave if that was truly what she wanted. It's about how relieved Ena is the moment that Mizuki finally says outright how much they want to be with her and niigo, how much she wants to try, how much more light Ena's voice sounds when she grabs her hand, relieved, the way that the relief she feels can be felt through the music, throughout the entirety of Yoka ni Mitoreta, the way that warm colors always follow her when she chases after Mizuki, just to hold onto her and stop her from running away completely.
It's about how that careful combination of Ena's directness, Ena's persistence, Ena's warmth, her patience, her bluntness about her feelings, the way she chases and holds on but not too tight and her regard for how unsafe and exposed Mizuki feels actually works and breaks it all down. It's about how she really did reach through to Mizuki, despite the thorns and broken glass shards and nearly-unfulfilled promises, the way that Mizuki did finally let her turn the door handle and step through to see what she'd been hiding all this time, the way that Mizuki's hand, limp, when Ena first grabs onto it, shifts to hold hers back as they cry in the face of Ena's gentleness.
Despite how harsh Mizu/Ena5, and even Ena herself as a character can be (or at least was in the very beginning of pjsk), everything is somehow gentle and warm in the end, blindingly so. And you know what, I think that's beautiful. And what's even more beautiful than that is how Mizuki allows themself to crumble and shatter under that kindness, that warm light, but this time, finally, out of relief.
On a final note, I just want to say that I also appreciate how all that didn't have to solve everything. The scars haven't disappeared, haven't gone away, and Mizuki knows that their desire to run hasn't gone away forever, and maybe it never truly will. But for now they've calmed it, at least a little. She's learning to allow herself to be seen, learning that when someone's fingertips brush over their scars the way Ena's did that it's only out of care, and that maybe taking in that care and allowing herself to feel kindness and safety is okay. They're safe, for now, somehow. They're learning. They're trying. And I think that's cool :)
#txt#pjsk#project sekai#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#ena5#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#25 ji nightcord de#niigo#n25#mizuena#i'll tag it for the shippers too bc why not they'll enjoy this#closing my eyes and hitting post because on one hand i want to keep editing this because it's a mess but if i spend another minute on this#I Will explode#physically i have moved on mentally i am still staring at that damn card on my monitor while the music swells and mizuki is wailing out#that damn image has like actually rearranged my brain chemistry it's not even funny#i'm so fucking weak for this specific character dynamic/relationship yeah it might be cliche yeah i'm lame whatever#but like. FUCKKKK THEY DID IT SO WELL. THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE. they put so much care into mizuki as a character it's crazy#oh mizuki. i hope you find peace and happiness.#i hope you look around you and the people you've surrounded yourself with one day and realize that you've found safety#anyways yeah sorry this is incomprehensible nonsense also sorry if the pronouns were confusing i hc she/they for mizuki#y'know partway through writing this i half considered turning this around into a fic but like. nahhhhh. tumblr text word vomit it is#sorry about the *checks* 1.4K word text ramble. but thanks for reading if you got here B))
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carmilla
#carmilla#vampire#art tag#i need you to knwo i have literally had this idea for the blood drinking in front of the cleopatra tapestry#for like over 3 years and ive finally fucking done it#for those interested teh bg pattern is belladonna flowers..#to be cliche and all
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There's a disabled angel in good omens 🥺
#listen im only in episode two and i know there's some drama going down but im focusing on this lol#i love that not only do they show the angel using a wheelchair and being ambulatory#but they also visibly show them miracling innaccessibility issues so that they Can still use the chair#instead of just getting rid of the disability#part of my is conflicted bc im like... there's disabilities in heaven? and that makes Me sad bc my disability is hell and painful as fuck#But getting rid of disability in fantasy is eugenist crap and showing that god made a disabled angel is a net good thing#while it personally makes me sad to think if there was a heaven i could still be in pain all the time#not all disabilites are bad and need to be cured we're a wide spectrum and we've been fighting for disabled rep esp in fantasy for ages#it's objectively good my personal feelings about my own disability aside#part of me thinks it's cliche to say 'you were made perfect' bc they're an angel But it's not we literally havent had this type of rep lol#anyways it made me happy to see#and im so glad it's a power chair user that's ambulatory it's important for abled ppl to see that#anyways y'all keep your drama and spoilers off my post im not far in and im only talking about this shoo#oh also!! love the fantasy hover chair they use in heaven specifically too i wish we had that it kicks ass#p
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Something funny to me is how different the tone of the friendships is in mp100 vs in Saiki K. Like, at the end of the day, both of those have some flavor of "people need other people" and also learning to accept yourself thanks to the positive influence other people have had in your life, however...
Not to say friendships in mp100 are all rainbow and sunshines, but they're generally playing nice with each other. Granted, between the esper kids there are not too many moments of them just hanging out with no pressure on their backs, but they are generally nice to each other. I think maybe the Telepathy Club are the ones with the most "annoying each other on purpose" dynamics most of the time.
And then in Saiki K it's on sight. These kids love each other so much, don't get me wrong, but their friendships have SO much mutual bullying that it's kinda funny. They would kill a grown adult and help each other hide the body if it came down to it, but in their everyday life they're throwing shade and calling each other stupid and doubting each other lightheartedly, and it's just funny to me. They picked violence.
#i keep thinking about kuboyasu and kaido being besties and yet kuboyasu thinking kaido was gonna be a loser on the school play lmao#and then kaido being so unimpressed at kuboyasu wanting to be a teacher. 'oh you're so fucking cliche aren' aksfhjsdg#my brain is currently in saiki mode but even then i keep thinking of mp100 in relation to it and it's funny. to me#mp100#mob psycho 100#tdlosk#saiki k
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the least they could do is make the next "oh no he's talking to other girls and i can't trust him to not cheat" storyline interesting and raise the severity of her behavior. we're all planning to root for her even if she murders at this point why not tie it in to the girl-on-girl hate too. perfect fandom-writers compromise
#like fuck's sake we're tired of this rigamarole either STOP IT or DO SOMETHING WITH IT FOR ONCE#IF THE WRITERS ARE SO OBSESSED WITH MAKING HER FUCK UP JUST SHOOT FOR THE MOON AT THIS POINT#but they never take risks! that's the whole thing with them! always the safest most cliche route FUCKING possible#anyway. they could not get me to care about the disabled girl in any way shape or form regardless.#and if cripples like me would care less if marinette beat blondie over the head with her own prosthetic clearly something is up#their track record representation-wise is just so vapid and soulless. because--again--they always play it obnoxiously safe#ml s6 spoilers#ml season 6#sillynette#miraculous marinette#marinette dupain cheng#mlb marinette#miraculous#wissym doodles
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heyyy i wrote some wolfstar
cursing and very, very cliche-y overdramatic plot lol
James Potter Wins a Bet
“I'm so sorry, Professor, I really... Oh, for fuck's sake, Black, do you know what a bloody shower is? You don't need to torture us all with your quidditch practice sweat.”
The room goes silent. Even Slughorn doesn't know what to say, he just looks at Remus like one would look at an exotic species of bird, brows furrowed in an attempt to understand.
“Um... Well, sit down, Mr. Lupin, please.”
It's strange. Everyone's used to Remus not being able to hold his temper, and all of his teachers are aware that it's the week of the full moon, but he expected to, at least, be scolded; not just for attacking another student, but his vocabulary too.
But, hey, he's not going to be the one to ask for punishment, is he?
Doing his best to ignore the smell in which the classroom is soaked, he approaches his friends, and sits next to Lily, as per usual. She gives him a funny look, but says nothing, so, while Slughorn talks, he turns to James and Sirius to tap Black's shoulder.
“Honestly, coming here right after your practise is a method of torture more cruel than I thought you capable of,” he whispers to the long-haired boy, taking a sniff at the scent of dorm room and sweat and... “Why does it smell like leather? And gasoline? And who snuck a fucking fag into potions?”
“Remus,” James says, eyes wide open behind his glasses. “Loo. Now.”
“But I—
“Now.”
Before Remus is dragged out of the classroom by James —who is very dramatically faking a nosebleed—, he shoots a look at Sirius. He looks paler than usual, staring into the empty space where moments before Remus had been sitting.
He and James enter the nearest bathroom, and, after a silencing spell is cast, Remus hears:
“I knew it!”
“What?” he asks, unperturbed. “That puberty hit Black? Yeah, I think we all—
“Remus, you're the only one who smelled Pads in there.”
Remus laughs. That's not possible. Yes, he might be a werewolf, but he knows when a scent is strong enough for even a human to catch. And that one was strong.
“You've all caught a cold, then, 'cause he—
James shakes his head vehemently, and Remus keeps quiet, eager to hear the boy's explanation.
“For me,” he says, clearly begging for Remus to understand, “it smelled like my mum's lasagna. And Evans' shampoo.”
He's about to ask how on earth could one smell Effie's cooking miles away from the Potter's house, but, just then, something clicks inside his head.
“That's— Oh, no.”
And he wishes the earth would swallow him whole. He wishes he would become one of the tiles in the floor, or a drop of water disappearing into one of the sinks.
“Oh, yeah,” James says, in a less enthusiastic tone than the one he used before.
If he would've slept a bit better, maybe he would've remembered. Maybe, if he wouldn't have been thinking about bloody Sirius on his way to class, he could've checked his notes and realise.
Today's lesson was about Amortentia.
“Oh, god, what did I do,” he says, burying his dangerously red face in his hands, taking in a deep breath as he tries to recall the smell: Dorm room, fireplace, bedsheets, a leather jacket, a shared fag, his skin...
“You just yelled that Padfoot is what you love most,” James smiles. “And I just won a bet.”
“Oh, dear fucking god.”
part 2 heheheh
#marauders era#the marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#peter pettigrew#lily evans#wolfstar#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#wolfstar microfic#amortentia#this is so cliche but fuck it we ball#also peter bet that the first to cause a scandal about it would de sirius lol sorry pete#losver writes for some reason
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“Opposites attract” alright….
#goofy vs serious call it cliche but I fuck with it hard#especially when the goofy person is not goofy at all but going through it#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#satosugu#suguru geto#jjk suguru#geto x Gojo#sugusato
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ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them
#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now#theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show.#i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them#those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that#its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew#'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him'#'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb'#do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth#where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother#thats how kubokai gets written usually#'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?'#me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT#sorry#people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc.#canon them is soooo bromance core#im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO#not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#kuboyasu aren#kaido shun#kubokai#meows post
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i made myself a cat fursona!! this was so much fun!!!!! ☺️
#fursona#itsa me#ive tried a couple other animals but they didnt feel quite right#lo and behold i just try drawing myself as a cat once and im like !!!!! THIS IS IT#i dont care if its cliche i fucking love it so much!!!! this feels so me#almost more me than drawing myself as a human somehow??? do other furries feel this way about their fursonas?#ive never rly had one before but it feels like such a true expression of ME which is really fun#i love my actual physical body and all but it sure is fun feeling like a kitty cat#also my wife is a unicorn! hehe im not as good at drawing pony faces but now that i have a fursona i can draw us together and practice#everyone should make a fursona if u havent before this was so so so cool and fun
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𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔶-𝔒𝔫𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺
We believe spirits are in every single thing. In houses, in forests, in mountains, in trees in rice fields. Every area has spirits. All of them.
The Medium (2021) dir. Tong Banjong Pisanthanakun
#the medium (2021)#horroredit#filmedit#31 days of horror#flashing lights#blood cw#forfive#uservix#userspicy#sandushengshou#*31doh24#if you're thinking hey the guy in those photos looks like a certain up-and-coming bl actor. well.#i had no idea about that going into it it was quite a fun surprise. although he's sadly not really IN the movie#however iang sawanee who plays the school director in the eclipse has a main role in this#anyways. the film is a bit over the top and cliche in places but also surprising in others#and the predictable moments had me cheering honestly#lots of fun but warning for some fucked up stuff involving animals and children
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these past few weeks have been kind of wild, hence my lack of engagement (so, so many injuries omfg). i will TRY to be more active now, but god knows what the universe has in store for me
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this is literally so cliche but i’m Thinking Thoughts about being a groupie for chuuya’s band. he’s ultra sleazy and smokes cigs like they’re air but he shreds guitar like no other and fucks like a porn star
#listen i know the Come Backstage is so cliche and literally clowned on but it’s hot 😫#like his bandmates being like dude cmon we gotta get back on the tour bus and he screams at them to give him a sec#bc he’s fucking you nasty style in the broom closet#or the green room with the door locked and they’re all pissed because they can’t get in#orrrrr he lets them in just for them to see you bouncing on his cock✨✨✨#this is what i wanted from 5sos and 1d
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Sam and Dean don't work with so many fan fiction tropes because they're just too weird. If Sam and Dean woke up handcuffed together, they already stand so close they probably wouldn't even notice. If there was 'only one bed' left in the motel room, they would probably fight obnoxiously over who would take the floor/couch for fifteen minutes before agreeing to just share the bed. And the whole time they'd be trying to give the other more of the blanket/space on the bed because they're just so weird. In a fuck or die situation, Sam and Dean would have no qualms about it whatsoever. Honestly they would probably pop a stiffy from being able to lend their body to ensure the other's survival at their own expense. Like, that's just how they are in the show. Fake dating? These two already act like an old married couple. If they started acting like they were dating, they would barely have to play anything up or do anything different. They're just that weird. Like, I'm telling you. Fan fiction tropes and Sam and Dean don't work. Because they're just so, so weird.
#i try to fall back on fandom cliches when writing these two#but it doesn't work because there's not a universe that exists where i can make them weird about each other.#they're already so weird about each other in the show that i just can't outdo that. not even a slow burn 200K coffee shop AU could do it#i can't give them any more chemistry or weirdness than they have in the show. there's no awkward getting together b/c they're married.#brother fucking husbands is what they are. god help me#i can't make them more intimate than they already are in long looks exchanged on screen. like. what's the point#shipping is about seeking self gratification by seeing something where it isn't. it's about the high of delusion. but sam and dean just...#they're all over the place. they're so WEIRD.
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