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[petit-papillion]

Happy birthday, Max!

Max Verstappen I Bahrain GP 2023 Quali | 4 March 2023

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Fainting

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Fangs Fogarty x Fem!Reader 

Word count: 3747

Warnings: Bulimia, Self-harm, Starvation

Y/N: Your Name 

Y/N/N: Your Nickname

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Fangs and I have lived together for about a month now, and in that month I’ve managed to hide the fact that I fucking hate my body. No one knew and I was too worried about being judged to tell anyone. I knew deep down that Fangs would never judge me, I mean we’ve been dating for three years now, but the voices always win in the end. So that’s why I spend a lot of time in the bathroom whenever Fangs goes out without me. 

“I’ll be back in a bit, babe!” Fangs called. He was going out with Pea for a job with the Serpents. 

“Okay! Be careful!” I called back. Ironic I’m telling him to be careful when I sit at home and throw everything up. 

“I will, love you!” He said. 

“Love you too!” I said and heard the door close behind him. I waited a bit to make sure Fangs wouldn’t walk back in because he forgot something. The last time that happened I pretended to shower so he wouldn’t hear me. Once I was sure he wouldn’t come back I got off our bed and walked into the bathroom. I pulled out the scale and took a deep breath before I stepped on it. I closed my eyes and tried my best not to shake. I took another calming breath and slowly peeled my eyes open to look at the horrid number. 130 pounds… I sighed, at least I lost two pounds since yesterday. I didn’t really eat anything yesterday. Or the day before. Or the day before that. In fact, I couldn’t really remember the last time I ate a proper meal in which I didn’t throw up a few hours later while Fangs was asleep. It was probably a year ago? Someone at school made a comment about me that I brushed off in the moment, but it was like a silent switch flipped in my brain. After that, I went home and stared at the mirror, noticing all the imperfections about myself. That was the day I decided to lose weight. When normal methods weren’t working, I turned to the extreme. It was the only thing that gave me results… It didn’t help that I started comparing myself to people Fangs talked to. The girls were way prettier than I am. The boys were skinnier than me. I couldn’t wrap my head around the fact that Fangs chose me out of everyone. I couldn’t think of any reasons that Fangs stayed with me all this time, or even why he asked me to move in with him after my trailer burnt down. Don’t get me wrong, I’m so happy with Fangs, but something in my head just isn’t on the same page as my heart. 

I sighed and looked down at the number once again. 130 pounds. It was below the average weight of my age group, but 120 or even 110 would be way better. I stepped off the scale and looked at myself in the mirror. 

Look at your thighs, they’re so fat. Don’t forget that huge stomach of yours. Did you see that girl he was talking to at the bar last week? Now she was perfectly skinny. The perfect body. 

I sighed and ran my fingers over my body. Fat. That was all I could feel. I was fucking fat. No matter how little I eat, or how much I worked out. I will always be fat. Fat and fucking ugly. I would never be perfect like those people Fangs talk to. I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror again. I stared at my stomach. Even though the scale says I got smaller, to me it looks like my stomach has grown another twenty pounds. My stomach growled as I lightly touched it. I hated the hunger pains, but the feeling of emptiness was too addictive. I love feeling like I finally was in control of my body. I moved my hands down to my thighs and felt the small scars that were slightly raised. When I first started that’s how I would punish myself when the workouts didn’t work, or if I gained another pound or two. That didn’t last long since Toni found out and told Fangs. I wasn’t too attached to the cutting, so that was easy to stop. The sharp pain as the razor glided through my skin, pulling beads of crimson up through the cut, wasn’t as good as the starving. It didn’t make me feel better like not eating. I shook my head and glanced over at the toilet. I’ve become very acquainted with it. My head was shoved inside it at least twice a day. Sure my stomach was empty, but I knew I could still get some stuff out of me. I kneeled down and gently lifted the lid. I stared down into the toilet and took a few breaths. Throwing up on an empty stomach always hurt, but it was worth it to lose those few pounds. I opened my mouth and took my pointer finger into my mouth. I slowly pushed it to the back of my throat and gagged once I found the spot. I was good at not pulling my finger out when I gagged now, so I just kept pushing on it. My stomach was screaming in pain as it tightened with each gag. It took a few minutes, but eventually, I felt the burning creep up my throat. I pulled my finger out and leaned over the toilet. I watched as the bile flew into the water and already felt a little lighter. It wasn’t much, but every little bit helps. I took a few breaths to recover and quickly pushed my finger back inside my mouth. Once again it took a bit, but I eventually threw up more bile. It still wasn’t enough though. I kept going and going until my head started to spin. I felt really dizzy and weak, but it was working. I felt lighter. I kept going until black dots invaded my vision. I fell back on my ass and held my head. 

“J-Jus-st a b-bi-it mo-ore…” I slurred to myself. I tried to get back up so I could finish, but I just fell to the floor more and my vision turned completely black… 

*Fangs POV* 

I walked back into the trailer with a smile as I carried some Pop’s for me and Y/N. I placed the bags and drinks on the coffee table and noticed Y/N wasn’t there. Must be in our room with her laptop or something. 

“Babe, I’m back! I brought Pop’s.” I called but got no answer. 

“Baby?” I called again, thinking she couldn’t hear me. Still nothing. 

“Y/N, you asleep or something?” I said as I walked towards our bedroom. She wasn’t there. I furrowed my brows and wondered if maybe she went out with Toni or something. I pulled out my phone and called her. I heard her phone ring and followed it to the bathroom. I quickly hung up and walked over to the bathroom. The shower wasn’t running so she should have heard me. 

“Y/N? Baby? You in there?” I asked as I gently knocked. No answer. My heart started pounding faster and I quickly opened the door. I stopped in shock as I stared inside the bathroom. Y/N was lying on the floor, looking unnaturally skinny and there was vomit in the toilet. I quickly rushed over to her and checked her pulse. The small thump from her neck made me sigh in relief. I carefully pushed my hands under her and lifted her up. I gasped when I felt how light she was. How did I not notice how much weight she lost? How did I not notice how her bones were starting to be visible through her skin. I shuddered and felt tears pushing themselves to the surface. How the hell could I be such a shitty boyfriend and not realize the love of my life was putting herself in so much danger. I carefully made my way to our room and gently laid her down. I grabbed one of my shirts and carefully put it on her, she was drowning in it. I tucked her in so she wouldn’t get cold and checked that she was breathing again. I sighed and left to deal with the bathroom. Once I was done cleaning I grabbed her some water and placed it on the nightstand. I pulled up a chair and sat next to her. I stoked her hair and tried my hardest to think of what could have made her do this, or even when she started. I blamed myself for not seeing anything different. I believed every smile Y/N always put on. Every laugh she made. How the hell did I not see anything!? I tried to calm myself down, but I was so angry with myself. Maybe even a very small part of me was mad at her for not coming to me, but I pushed that away. I shouldn’t be mad at her, she needs me more than ever. I grabbed my phone and decided to call Toni and see if she knew anything about this. 

“Hey Fangs, what’s up?” She answered after the second ring. 

“Did you notice anything off about Y/N lately?” I asked, getting right to the point. 

“Uh, no? Why? What’s up?” She asked, worry clear in her voice. 

“I came home and she was passed out in the bathroom with vomit in the toilet. She’s really fucking skinny Toni…” I said, feeling a tear involuntarily fall down my cheek. 

“What? How skinny?” She asked. 

“Like I can see her ribs starting to poke out.” I answered and she gasped. 

“W-What? H-How?” She asked and I sighed. 

“I don’t know, T. I didn’t notice anything different…” I said quietly. 

“How? Have you guys not… ya know?” She asked and my eyes widened. 

“We’ve both been busy, but every time she’s just wanted to ya know, please me…” I said and felt my stomach turn slightly. She’s been hiding this for so long… 

“Shit Fangs, are you at the hospital? Want me and Pea to come by?” She asked and I shook my head. 

“I just have my bike and I-I don’t know what the hell they’ll do to her. I’m scared to take her there. What if they say she’s dying, or they lock her up, or I don’t know…” I sighed. 

“Fangs if she’s really bad you’ve gotta take her to the hospital, they’ll help her.” She said, gently. 

“Toni I can’t, what if she never forgives me for that? Clearly, she’s been hiding this for a while I don’t want her to hate me…” I said, fully crying by now. 

“Listen, Fangs, you wanna help her, right?” She asked with a sigh. 

“Yes…” I whispered. 

“Then you gotta take her. I’ll call Pea and we can use his truck, okay?” She asked and I shook my head again. 

“Can’t I just wait till she wakes up? They’re gonna keep her there for who knows how long.” I said and she sighed. 

“I don’t think you should wait. What if this isn’t the first time she’s passed out?” She asked and my eyes widened. I didn’t think about that. 

“J-Just let me wait till she wakes up first. Let me talk to her.” I begged and she sighed. 

“Fine, but you call me after, you got it?” She asked. 

“I promise.” I said and she sighed again. 

“I’m still calling Pea and letting him know what’s going on.” She said and I sighed. 

“Fine, just keep him from barging in, I don’t wanna scare her.” I said and she agreed. We said our goodbyes and hung up. 

I sat there in silence as I just stared at Y/N. I couldn’t stop thinking about how awful I am for not noticing anything. She hid it really well, which hurt. I had stopped crying but didn’t bother wiping my face. I just held her hand and stared at her. That’s when she started shifting. She slowly opened her Y/E/C and looked around for a moment before they landed on my dark brown ones. Neither of us moved or made a sound, just stared at the other. 

“I’m sorry…” She mumbled after a moment. She looked down and a tear rolled down her cheek. 

“Never. I mean never, do that again.” I choked out as my tears returned. Y/N looked up silently and reached up with her other hand to wipe away my tears. 

“You shouldn’t cry over me, I’m not worth it…” She whispered as she continued to caress my cheek. I felt the anger return and pulled back from her. 

“No Y/N! Don’t you ever think that! You’re more than worth it, you’re my perfect girl. I don’t understand why you even thought you needed to lose weight in the first place, but you’ve always been perfect! You’re beautiful, funny, caring, and amazing! I love you, I always have. I can’t stand seeing you do this to yourself when you don’t need to. I saw what was in the toilet, when was the last time you ate?” I asked and she had more tears falling down her gorgeous face. 

“I-I don’t know. Yesterday at lunch? I don’t know. I-I…” She started crying harder. I pulled her in for a gentle hug and stroked her hair. 

“How long have you been doing this babe?” I whispered. 

“A-A ye-year…” She answered between sobs. My heart broke and I sighed. I held her for a bit longer and gently pulled her back once she calmed down a bit. 

“Baby, you need to eat and actually keep it down. You need to get better, Y/N. Please.” I said and she shook her head. 

“I-I can’t! Looking at all those people that you talk to, they’re so much prettier than me! They’re skinnier, hotter, cooler, everything! Those people at school made me realize that I’m never going to be like them. I’m never going to be good enough for you…” She said, sobbing into her hands. My eyes widened as I stared at her. Who the fuck said that to her? She’s always been perfect, my everything… I gently pulled her hands away and tried to catch her eyes, but she avoided me. 

“Y/N, look at me, please?” I asked quietly. She looked up and she looked so broken. 

“Y/N Y/L/N, I love you more than anything. I always have and I always will. No one in this damn world could ever compare to you, baby. You’ve always been my number one and I have never even thought of another person. Guy or girl. You don’t need to change yourself just because some jealous bitch said something to you. I will always love you no matter what.” I said and she sobbed. 

“Do you mean it?” She asked in a broken whisper. 

“Every word baby. I promise you that I love you with every piece of my heart. I just want you to get better right now. You passed out Y/N, do you know how scared I was?” I asked quietly. 

“I’m sorry… I’m so sorry…” She cried and I pulled her into my chest. 

“Shhh, it’s okay baby. You don’t have to be sorry okay? We’re gonna get you some help and get you better, okay?” I asked and she nodded. 

“Now, I gotta call Toni and tell her you woke up before she and Pea come breaking down the door.” I said and her eyes widened. 

“Y-You told Toni and Pea?” She asked with more tears falling. 

“I called to see if Toni noticed anything with you, I was so worried Y/N.” I said, caressing her cheek and wiping the tears. She closed her eyes and leaned into my touch. 

“Toni wanted me to take you to the hospital and I know I should have, but I just didn’t want to lose you.” I admitted and she looked up at me. 

“I’m so sorry, Fangs…” She said and I shook my head. 

“You don’t need to be sorry, baby.” I said and kissed her forehead. 

“Now let me call Toni and maybe I can convince her to not take you to the hospital, but you have to eat a bit of the Pop’s I brought home, deal?” I asked and she nodded while taking a shaky breath. 

“I’m not gonna make you eat all of it, but you need to eat at least a little okay? We’ll work on this slowly.” I said and she nodded. 

“O-Okay…” She whispered. I smiled and kissed her head once more before I went to get the food. When I walked back in she was fiddling with her hands. She looked up and I saw her sniff the air subtly. Her stomach growled and I smiled slightly. I walked over and placed the food on her lap, but left the milkshake in the other room. It would be way too heavy for her right now, even if she did love them. 

“I got your favorite, but I think we’re gonna skip the milkshake today and just stick with water, alright?” I asked and she nodded. Her shaky hands took out the burger and fries and gently laid them on the blanket. 

“Alright, I’m gonna sit right here and call Toni and you’re gonna start eating, okay?” I asked and she nodded. I pulled out my phone and called Toni as I watched Y/N slowly start to eat the cold fries. I watched as she put the first one in her mouth and she moaned slightly. I smiled as she continued eating them. 

“Fangs! Is she awake?” Toni answered. 

“Yeah, she’s awake.” I answered and I heard her sigh. 

“Perfect, I’m with Pea and Juggie right now and we have the truck so we’ll be over in a few and we can take her to the hospital.” She said as I heard movement from her side. 

“I don’t think we’re gonna need to take her to the hospital.” I said as I watched her pick up the burger. She took a bite and her eyes rolled to the back of her head. I chuckled and smiled at her. 

“Fangs she passed out, she needs to go to the fucking hospital.” Toni said, slightly annoyed. 

“I think we can deal with this ourselves, T.” I said and she groaned. 

“Seriously? You agreed to take her to the hospital when she woke up.” She said and I sighed. 

“Just come over and see, I promise we got this.” I said and she sighed. 

“Fine, we’re already on our way.” She said and hung up. I hung up and saw Y/N was halfway done with the burger. 

“Slow down babe.” I said with a small chuckle. She blushed and looked over at me. 

“Sorry…” She mumbled and I smiled at her. 

“Don’t be, I know you’re hungry, but like I said we gotta take it slow.” I said and she nodded. 

A few minutes later, our front door was opening. We heard three sets of footsteps coming towards us and Y/N looked scared. I grabbed her hand and gently gave her a reassuring squeeze. The door opened and in walked Toni, Pea, and Jughead. They all looked at Y/N with wide eyes and Toni rushed over to her other side. She pulled her in for a hug, which Y/N returned. 

“Are you crazy? Starving yourself or throwing shit up, whichever. How long has this been going on, huh?” Toni asked and Y/N looked down in shame. 

“Toni, relax. We already talked about it and look she’s already eating.” I said and grabbed Y/N’s hand again. 

“I’m sorry…” Y/N said quietly again. 

“Babe I already told you, you don’t need to be sorry.” I said. 

“No Fangs is right, sorry Y/N/N, I’m just worried.” Toni said, taking a seat on the bed next to her. 

“We all are.” Jones said. She looked up at Pea and Jughead and they each smiled at her. 

“Yeah, so who ass do I need to beat for starting this shit?” Pea asked and Toni rolled her eyes. Y/N laughed and I smiled at her. 

“If I’m honest I don’t even remember who said something…” She said and blushed slightly. 

“I just know it was about a year ago and that’s when I started looking at myself differently. I just hate how I look and constantly compare myself to everyone else and…” She trailed off. 

“Wait, that’s when you started cutting, were you doing this too?” Toni asked and Y/N shook her head. 

“No, I started after you guys helped with that…” She said with a guilty tone. 

“Oh Y/N…” Toni said and pulled her in for another hug. 

“I’m so-” 

“Nope, don’t you dare apologize.” Toni said, cutting her off. 

“Yeah, we’re sorry for not noticing anything.” Jones said and Y/N shook her head. 

“I hid it, there was no way you guys could have known. I mean I was wearing clothes that were a bit too big for me so you guys wouldn’t see my weight change.” She said and we all looked at each other. That explains a bit. 

“We’ll that’s fucking over, let’s go get you some more food.” Pea said and she shook her head. 

“I’m kind of full.” She said and I placed the rest of the food on the nightstand. 

“That’s okay, like I said, slow.” I said and she nodded with a small smile. 

“Fangs is right, we gotta take this slow, but we’re all here for you and we’re gonna help every step of the way.” Toni said with a smile. Pea and Jones also nodded and Y/N teared up. 

“You guys are the best and I’m really so-” 

“Stop apologizing Y/N/N, or I’m gonna kick your ass.” Pea said and she laughed a real genuine happy laugh. We all smiled at her and I gently squeezed her hand. This might be a hard and long road ahead, but we would all support her every step. I think she finally realized that she’s amazing and if not we would all be here to remind her.

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[floweringglass]

So thrilled to have this done and up finally!

Full credit for the bottom section- pattern was made based off of this amazing art by @yuumei-art (one of my favorite artists- go check her out). And of course- had to include one of the cherry trees from the game, so did that as the top panel.

(more details/photos under the cut)

For those interested- ~ 130 hours of work (excluding the frame) ~200 pieces (when I finished the pattern it was 196 for both top and bottom, but when cutting glass both found a couple that skipped getting a number and some that needed to get broken up into two pieces)

Bit of a better view of the texture in the top panel

Details + bit better light to see the colors of the glass on the bottom

And one after we got it hung last night- still looks good in my opinion but can see just how much a difference even indirect light behind it makes.

Forgot this time of year the sun is blocked in the morning by the neighbors' so going to have to add more pics later with better light behind it- wanted to snag some photos before leaving this morning though.

Now just to make the other 4 that are going in this window... XD

[desire-mona]

Opinions on jacksfilms v sssniperwolf?

Penny for ur thoughts plz 🪙 (<- pretend that is a penny shhhhh)

this ask is an equivalent to asking for my hand in marriage just btw.

so in case anyone doesnt know anything abt this old ass drama (i dont know as much as i could either, this is a retelling from the bits and pieces i remember):

so basically sssniperwolf used to be this gaming youtuber but she eventually turned into a half baked "reaction" channel where she just watches tiktoks, makes low effort surface level commentary, and then doesnt credit the creator of said tiktoks. jacksfilms is a comedy youtuber who does a bunch of stuff (sketches, streaming, something called YIAY where he gives ppl prompts / questions to answer n reads em out(with credit!(also hes been doing stuff with ai recently but mostly to show how mid it is which like. eh idk how i feel abt it but its not a dealbreaker))) and he at one point in 2023 called out sniper for her content stealking and lazy content.

he started doing this thing where he reacted to her videos the way she reacts to the videos she steals? i think? and then he gives credit to the creators that sniper reacts to i hope ur following. sniper eventually got mad and was like "uhhhmmm ur stealing from me....." which is rly funny considering she steals from SO many ppl. they had lowkey beef for a while (and obv jack was in the right the entire time) and on uhhhhhh lemme look this up hold on. october 13th of last year sniper posted an instagram story poll like "jacksfilms is close to this place im shooting at should i go see him" i guess to like? talk things out?

(src)

and then some amnt of time later while jack was playing jackbox on stream with his editors and stuff (dubbed the council) sniper showed up at his house, stood outside, and posted a video OF HIS HOME ON HER STORY. ON HER INSTAGRAM WITH OVER 5 MILLION FOLLOWERS. also to add even more context that i found out from youtube comments, sniper has been arrested for armed robbery before, so! some council member alerted jack and erin (jack's wife) was like "erm im gonna go outside" and everyone was like NO DONT OMG. eventually she deleted the story but by that point it was like wayyyy too late. and photos of his house were alr on twitter and stuff. the most ridiculous part is that when jack was rightfully like WHAG GHE HELL she was like this guy is creepy and hes been harassing me! i just wanna talk!!!

jacksfilms made a video being like heyyyyy youtube can u do smthn abt this???? youtube, of course, did nothing in response. i honestly dont know how it ended but snipers still doing her thing and so is jack so ultimately nothing substantial came of it, i guess. i wasnt on stream when it happened but i was GLUED to twitter as it was unfolding since ive been a big jacksfilms fan since i was 12ish. crazy times

WAIT EDIT I FORGOT TO ADD MY OPINION OOPS LOL: FUCK SNIPERWOLF

also fun fact! ive had a couple convos with a council member (marshaldoesstuff u will always be famous) and i was in his discord FOREVER ago. like 2018 forever ago. got groomed in that server it was kinda goofy (NOT marshal's fault - nor the mods of said server, im still friends with a few of those mods and they were always so protective of me and were there to put a stop to everything, i love them dearly.) so yeah im kinda etched into jacksfilms lore in a way that VERY few remember. which is the case for a few different fandoms tbh.

second fun fact: jack and erin r house md fans (erin has a crush on house and jack has a crush on cuddy which is sooo based of them)

thank u for asking and thank u for reading :3 i luv jacksfilms

[kiwipineappleparasol]

TTYD Remake — Chapter 3, 4, & 5 Ramblings

I suddenly realized I forgot to post all my rambling here! And then I beat the game haha. But I will post my notes like I did not just Watch the Credits Sequence today . So do not fear! This is only for Chapters 3 4 & 5

I like when they show all the partners out together! Like at the Thousand year door or the blimp cutscene with them all riding together … That one made me unreasonably happy when starting chapter 3 haha.

I was . Literally kicking my feet giggling hysterically when I saw that the photo standee now actually does a little photo op??? I was sooooo happy oh my god . Noone asked for them to make the standee actually interactable to this extent but they did cause they could ! As a kid I would always pretend I was getting photos in it so this literally shot an arrow directly at my Child Self . This game is for meeeeee.

The fact your title screen has your Yoshi color on it! Suuuuuuper neat, I was quite surprised by it -- I just love the title screen in general . How everyone shows up as they join the cast! So fun. Another one of those details just added because they could ! I named my Yoshi Hot Dog by the way . And it was pink! I always wanted the pink one as a kid haha -- but I never got it.

I spent so much time talking to every NPC in chapter 3 it was embarrassing . And I don't think I even saw every piece of NPC dialogue despite my best efforts . Chapter 3 was such fun for me to go through I looooooove Glitzville . One of my favorite chapters for sure

I can appreciate how much foreshadowing there is for everything in this chapter now that I'm older… Bandy Andy and the Seven Wonders are an obvious example -- he directly foreshadows both Grubba's motive and his own demise. NPCs won't stop talking about Prince Mush, especially the juice shop lady -- who is obviously Jolene in disguise… My favorite might be this extremely obscure piece of dialogue if you talk to the freelance cameraman on the second floor, he tells you that Rawk Hawk used to be such a polite guy; he even sent Prince Mush a cake before their match! … Yep. Super Polite Guy! Bet that cake wasn't poisoned.

The way Bandy Andy's disappearance is like. All but unsaid is so cool to me. He just vanishes from the hallway and is silently replaced like nothing happened. But if you talked to him, you'd know exactly what he investigated that caused his disappearance. Loveee chapter 3.

Shellshock eating the cakes will never not be funny to me 🍰 that and him calling Mario "baby" is just inherently amusing to me. Mario is NOT your babygirl.... (End of Chapter 3 Notes)

THEY DID IT THEY CHANGED THE TRANSLATION !!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ we looooooove you Vivian . I will give her The World . They also changed the translation for Jerry though too! Originally, he said he had to stop Luigi from wearing a dress ever again, but now he says he can't let Luigi fumble around in heels again because he might just kill someone . Jerry Character Development we love to see it .

I love the fact all the NPCs have different little voices it just adds so much … And I still can't get over all their cute little animations.

VIVIAN'S THEME IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! I will be listening to this Again . The spooky battle theme rules too . Such great Spooky Atmosphere they set with this chapters music and visuals .

Doopliss rocking in his little rocking chair was an absolute highlight for me . Look at him . I love his room so much . All he does is sit around, watch TV and curse the townspeople all day. He's bored!

the partner hints can be very silly . I really like how because Goombella DITCHED Mario for his poser in Chapter 4 that Vivian becomes the main partner hint girl for a time ! Love extra Vivian content .

I had the W Emblem badge when I got to chapter 4, but I was thinking that it wouldn't affect how Doopliss looked, let alone random NPC dialogue. But color me shocked when Doopliss stole the Wario Color Palette and the townspeople said he wore purple and yellow! This attention to detail is so cool.

The reveal at the end of the chapter ! How the paper ripped away to reveal his true form ! How Mario's shadow state was peeled off like a sticker! Finally a good use of stickers in Paper Mario . (Laughtrack)

My mother wasn't pleased that we had to beat Doopliss up because "look at him he's so cute he didn't do anything wrong." But she did say he should give up Mario's identity because his true form looks much better which is true. (End of Chapter 4 Notes)

Arfur saying he wants to talk to Swindell but he can't find him anywhere … You walk over two feet and see Swindell across the bridge. That got to me LMAO. That and Swindell calling some guy hopping into people's chimneys dashing. Happy Pride!

Mario tipping his hat to pay his respects to Scarlette …

FLAVIOS SINGING VOICE IS SO FUNNY. imagine being on a ship forced to listen to that for days on end.

The sequence of them all going overboard was Awesome love seeing everyone drown . But actually just so many of these cutscenes look so good in this remake !!! It's almost hard to appreciate them all because they set such a standard for them all!

Keyhaul Key looks so good actually. I mean I love all the new graphics in general it just really was hammered in here. Like wow. This game looks awesome. I love the battle theme here too.

Flavio and Pa-patch fighting over who's the Bravest Coolest Guy only for them to both quiver behind Mario is both entirely expected and very amusing. I Enjoy whatever is wrong with them.

(not) LORD CRUMP DOING THE FUCKING 👉👈 POSE??? hilarious. Also him Evilly Apologizing all the time. AND WHEN HE PICKED UP MARIO OVER HIS HEAD. why didn't he just drop him over the bridge and get it over with .

Koops saying "here I was feeling depressed … Mario, whack this guy" after they realized Bobbery wasn't dead . LMAO.

"Um. No. Not fair. I hate you all." Has got to be one of my top ten favorite lines from this game now.

The amount of joy Flavio riding on Yoshi with Mario brings is insane it's so funny to me. Two grown men piggybacking on a child . The only downside to the new pipe system is that you can no longer do the Flavio glitch and keep him forever.

Bobbery's partner hints are so full of personality… Also you can interact with the winch with every character and you bet I did that just to see what everyone said. I like how Koops didn't even know what the sluice gate was called, it feels very in line with him growing up in a peaceful village doing Nothing. Me too buddy.

I Can't Believe It Was Lord Crump This Whole Time! … Is what I would say if he hadn't told us earlier. I mean his disguise was flawless. Can you imagine Lord Crump doing this 👉👈? (Joking Statement)

CORTEZ SHAKING WITH RAGE WAS SOOOO FUNNY . He is SEETHING. also him eating the Skull Gem . Yum yum! I love this whole sequence with him and Flavio so much. His cabin is soooo pretty in the remake. They really went all out with the coins and gems here. I had to take so many screenshots !

THE SHIP FIGHTING SEQUENCE is great . I watched it twice just because I could .

I can't get over this dialogue from Pa-Patch after chapter 5 . The only explanations I can think of is 1: this is somehow offensive in Bom-Omb Culture or 2: he realized this sounded like he was flirting with a widower who just barely stopped blaming himself for his late wife's death. Bad look.

[mi4012thameenahallaldeen]

Character Designing

Since I have 3 characters in my storyboards I have to create 3 character design sheets. My 3 characters are Detective Somerset, Detective Mills and the Police Captain.

Detective Somerset :

Character sheet

References for clothing and colour palette.

I went with a similar style to the movies. Since when designing my storyboards I based my characters on the actors from the movie Seven. For Detective Somerset I reduced the amount of clothes in his design and kept the elements that showcase that he is a detective, since the goal of my opening scene is to establish who and what the characters are to be able to establish the setting and genre of the movie. I'm still not good at drawing human beings (I am an alien :<), so I used some references from the movie. I needed references for his attire as well as references for his side profile for the character sheet.

I studied his facial features from the close up as well so I can include them in his character design. I referenced the character sheet when I was completing my concept art.

Ah I forgot his glasses. (They appear in the storyboard. I forgot to include it in the character sheet). I made his glasses round glasses since it matches the 90s vibe more as well as the detective/mystery aesthetic. i also didn't want his glasses to completely cover or obstruct his eyes. With the circle glasses they fit exactly over his eyes so his expression is focused on when the audience reads through the storyboard. Attached below are the glasses from the movie.

They have a rectangle/squarish shape.

Detective Mills :

Character sheet

SO the reason his hair looks like that is (credit to Maria for bringing this up 😂) because he was in such a rush to get to the precinct that he couldn’t find his blow dryer so grabbed the vacuum from his wife and vacuum dried his hair 🤣 (and to make it worse a train goes by and his hair ends up looking a bit wobbly).

References

As I explained for Detective Somerset, Detective Mills' design was also based heavily on his movie counterpart. I didn't realize we would need a character sheet. I went with the same black and white aesthetic so he is differentiated from Detective Somerset. Mills is also younger and less experienced than Somerset, so the more tight fitting black jacket and matching outfit fits his personality and character compared to Somerset who wears more loose fitting clothes and a coat which makes his character seem more at ease than Mills. The differences in attire makes clear who the rookie is.

Usually the rookie is more of a secondary character who has a wiser companion guiding him unless its highlighted that he is the main character, this is mostly used in superhero movies. In a movie of the similar genre as Seven, the plot is unfolded through the skills of the more experienced character, for example Sherlock Holmes, although in Sherlock Holmes Dr.Watson isn't exactly a detective. In Seven, Fincher makes it seem as if Somerset is the main focus and that he will be targeted so he can deliver the plot twist of Mills being targeted to the ending of the movie.

Police Captain

Character sheet

References for Police Captain's clothes and facial structure.

When deciding on a location, we chose the Police Captain's office. So in order to make my narrative coherent I used his character in my plot. His character design is also based on the design they went with in the movie.

I used the first photo for his side profile reference and the second photo for his character design : clothing, colour palette and front profile facial features. I didn't put much detail in his jacket since I need to manage my time. I didn't add the coat since he is inside his office in the storyboard. So he probably came in before Somerset and Mills and already removed his coat. The two detectives however arrive last moment (to convey urgency and that something is wrong) so they didn't bother to remove their coats and jackets. Detectives also have to work outside of office so it makes sense they would have their outerwear on.

[riff-is-on-a-fucking-crisis]

Hi! i'm Mellow (mellowshowdown is my tumblr for HOR) I wonder do you minds if i use some of ur paparazzi photographer HCs for fanfics AU-gust challenge? (I will credit you in Author notes and Summary) If you don't mind could you explain more about him?

sure 👍

edit: i forgot to add a rundown of the paparazzi guy in my headcanons oop-

His full name is Ivan Horvat, and mostly does work on BloxNews as a photojournalist when he's not doing paparazzi stuff

By the time of missions 1-4, he was 22. During the update/HoR2, he's 25

He's been a fan of the heroes since he was an intern, Captain Roblox is his favorite out of all of them

Ivan isn't the best with boundaries, there were times he got too close to one of the heroes for a photo that Overdrive and Kinetic had to kinda remove him from the situation

During occasions such as fights with a villain happen in public areas, he'd sometimes try getting close to the situation to take a picture of what is happening, much to his colleagues' annoyance

He does not like coffee, unless it's brewed in a specific way

He's street smart, but not book smart or socially smart

[icouldntfindquiet]

Hi! I hope you had a good trip. I've always wanted to do a roadtrip but I haven't yet. How did you find it? Would you recommend? Any tips? 🩷

Hi, it was great. Thank you! I can’t take credit for driving as it was my cousin’s husband who drove and he’s a fantastic driver. 😁 I don’t have the details of your road trip so what I wrote is generalized and covers a lot that might not apply to you. Don’t let the essay I wrote scare you off!

If you’re driving, you’ll have to be quite comfortable and skilled, especially with a car you’re not used to if you’re renting. In Europe, roads are more compact than the US. They’ve got roundabouts (which we’re not used to) and you have to be comfortable with parallel parking, tight parking spots, narrow streets (road is too small for a two-way but is a two-way anyway), etc.

Having some sort of navigation or GPS is highly recommended as you’re driving on an unfamiliar road and this would require good cell service which can be difficult if you’re in a foreign country. But don’t follow the GPS blindly! Sometimes they’re not accurate. I remember the GPS telling my cousin’s husband to turn down a one-way street which would’ve ended badly but we saw the signs and told him not to enter. 😳

If you’re renting a car, just be aware of the rules of the country you’re driving in. You might need an international driving permit (depending on the country) and you’ll need car rental insurance too which might be provided by your credit card. Before leaving the car rental facility, take photos/videos of previous damage on the car bc some companies will say you scratched the car when you didn’t so it’s best to protect yourself! And this adds to the cost but if you’re visiting multiple countries, it’s best to let them know as they will tell you what to do when crossing the border. And tolls can be a thing too so ask about that. The guy at the car rental told us Slovenia needed an e-vignette (modern toll payment method) which we previously didn’t know about. The other countries (Croatia and Italy) had normal toll booths where you could pay with cash or card. Also think about where you’ll return the car. Are you driving it back or are you dropping it off at a different location? Let them know!

Be careful of what gas and grade your car takes! The car rental place will tell you this. Putting in the wrong gas can damage the car. You’ll have to fill up the tank before returning the car.

Road trips can be long. Even though Google Maps tells you it will take this long, add more time because of traffic and to account for taking wrong turns/exits. You might get bored and your butt and legs might get numb. 😆 Feel free to take breaks and walk around. Playing music in the car is always fun. Make sure you have drinks and snacks along the way. But also account for bathroom breaks! You can use the bathrooms at gas stations but sometimes they’re porta pottys and not very glamorous. Especially when it’s night out, you’ll have to bring a flashlight to use them. 😩 Also, sometimes gas stations aren’t around and the guys would have to pee in the woods. 😂 Just be aware of the need to go is what I’m saying!

Having a car is convenient but you also have to think of parking. If possible, stay in hotels or Airbnbs with parking provided. If not, be prepared to pay to park your car. Even driving to national parks or in the city, you’ll have to pay to park your car so you can walk around. Having cash/coins handy is nice for those things.

That’s all I can think of at the moment. If I’m missing something, let me know! Overall, road trips can be fun! You have more freedom and it’s more convenient. Please don’t let all this info scare you off! You’ll be fine. And let me know how your road trip goes! ☺️

P.S. I forgot to talk about automatic and manual cars. Manual cars are more prevalent in Europe so they’re cheaper to rent. You’ll have to check availability if you need an automatic. Also, during peak season (summer), you might have to book your car in advance because it would be awful planning a trip and realizing there’s no car available or that you have to pay steep prices.

[shop-korea]

14 Things Disney Wishes You'd Forget About

Dear Korean Girls,

Today's - Disney, Inc.

Confused about Walt's

He pays 4 the Impossible

Above L - Green Face

Does not Exist Walt knows

Walt Disney - Roots

Germany

Mercedes - Benz

Porsche

Me - East Germany

Capital of Germany

Berlin

Wall needed - 2 Fall

Creator of - Burgers

Square Shape

Germany

Bicycle - Creator

Germany

Disneyland Creator

Happiest Land 4 Kids

Walt Disney American

Anaheim - CA

PST - Pacific Standard

These Weirdo Characters

Not Walt Disney - Cancer

Walt wanted - instead

Smart House

Remote Control

App - 2nd Finger

Animation - 'Turning Red'

Red - Panda - Canadian

Chinese - Chinatown

Oldest - Chinese Temple

Walt Disney - Put Money

For the Impossible - only

Dear Korean Girls of Seoul,

Nevada - Desert - Oasis

Start with Legal Permit

Warner Brothers

Different - Tweety Bird

Grandma Died - Tokyo

Male Cousin of Tweety

Identical Japan making

Tweety - Smarter

Disney - Pixar - 'Cars'

Putting both - Together

24/7 - Holidays - Open

'Cars' - and Tweety Bird

Amusement - Park

Rides - Shops - Foods

Always Open - Families

Cafes - inside - Cars - 🤩

Disney Tea Cups become

Ride - Tweety Bird - 🥳 🥱

Hotels - Inns - Families

Soundproofed

Water Parks - Real pretty

Sports - Baseball - Zipline

Tweety Bird - Nevada

Legal Permission

New - Driver's - License

Computer - Wonder

Sit - Alexa - Auto

15 min - Road Test

Auto - Driving

Attached Seat - Stirring

Wheel - Nevada Streets

Las Vegas Strip

39 Hotels

Gated Coomunities

School District

Driving - above

Parking

Introducing Electric Cars

Road - Written - Test

By - Computers

Also - 'Cars' - will - Teach

Driving - Refresh - Drivers

Commercial - Trucks - too

Different kinds of Tests

Intro - Electric RV

Regular - License

Commercial - License

Computer - Tests

Unlimited - Free - 24/7

Driver's Tests - Free

First in the United States

Sponsor Democrat Party

Cars - Tweety Bird Kiosk

Nevada - Driver's License

Registered - Kiosks

App - Website

Change Info Photos - 24/7

Free - Free

Connected to TSA Precheck

Will Auto - Add

TSA Precheck - Clear Kiosk

We're - Paying - as - Nevada

$199 - TSA - 5 years

Global Entry - $120 - Paying

Legal Permit

50 States - Naturalization

Certificate - We're - Paying

Stolen - New Address

Mesquite Texas - forgot all

My - Previous Names

Online - $505

Citizenship - $50

We're paying - 4 - Stolen

Paper - entered - 2 above

Cars - and - Tweety Bird

Change - Naturalization 2

Provided by Nevada instead

Kiosks - New - Free

Register - All - Paperwork

SSN - Food Stamps paper

Register - Keys - Front and

Back - When stolen

All - Substituted - Free

24/7 - New - Photos - what

You want - They punish New

Blondes - as - Selfies

Capital One, N.A.

Above IDs Punish New Blonds

Register - Front - Back

Cards - Debit - Credit - Gifts

Register - Checks

Title Deeds

Flooding - Burglary - Fires

We replace all

Broken Spirits - Suicides

Worldwide

App - Another - Registry

QR Code - USA - World

Foreigners - Included

Languages - Dialects

Registered

Nevada No Rain 8.9 months

Tax - 8.38%

Community Property State

PST - Standard Time

No Weather Problems - can

Help - People - Bad Weather

States Countries - Kingdoms

Korean Girls,

Robbed in Seoul - South KR

App - QR Code - 4 - Entry

Embassies - Not - Needed

FedEx - Overnight - Free

Passports - Visas - Cash

More

Robberies - $500 Billion

Tax Paid - Gift 2 You

As usual - What we want

1st Amendment - Entry

App - Religious - Entry

Speak Tongues

Welcome

Tongues - $500 Billion ea

Sing Tongues - Another

Bible - 'Money answers All'

We will start above before

Nevada - Walt Disney World

Jesus is Lord

Las Vegas recalling Capone

Owner - Wedding Chappel 2

[myflowertree12]

Send Cake Online: A Convenient Way to Spread Sweet Joy

In today’s fast-paced world, convenience is key. Whether it’s for a birthday, anniversary, or just because, one of the sweetest ways to brighten someone’s day is by sending them a cake. Thanks to the growing trend of e-commerce, you can now send cake online from anywhere at any time, making it easier than ever to celebrate life's special moments, no matter the distance.

Why Send Cake Online?

Imagine you forgot your best friend’s birthday, and they live miles away. Buying a cake and delivering it yourself may be impossible, but you can easily hop online and arrange for a delicious cake to be delivered right to their doorstep. Sending a cake online offers the perfect solution for busy people who want to celebrate with loved ones despite the physical distance.

The process is incredibly simple. In just a few clicks, you can choose from a wide variety of cakes—whether it’s a classic chocolate cake, a personalized photo cake, or even a trendy vegan cake. Online platforms also offer various customization options, like choosing the flavor, size, design, and even adding a personal message. This means you can truly make the cake your own and add a personal touch, ensuring that the recipient feels extra special.

Advantages of Sending Cake Online

Variety of Options: When you send cake online, you aren’t limited to the selection at a local bakery. You can browse through a vast range of cakes that cater to different tastes and dietary preferences, including sugar-free, gluten-free, and eggless options. Whether it’s an elegant fondant cake for a wedding or a fun, themed cake for a child’s birthday, you’re sure to find the perfect option.

Time-Saving: One of the most significant advantages of ordering cakes online is the time it saves. Instead of driving to multiple bakeries, browsing in-store, and arranging for delivery, you can complete the entire process from the comfort of your home or office. The convenience of sending cake online can be a lifesaver, especially if you're short on time.

Easy Delivery: Online cake delivery services typically offer same-day or next-day delivery, making it perfect for last-minute celebrations or surprises. Some even allow you to schedule deliveries weeks or months in advance, ensuring you never forget an important occasion.

Safe and Secure Payment: Online platforms offer multiple payment options, including credit cards, debit cards, and even digital wallets. This ensures that your transaction is safe, secure, and hassle-free. Additionally, many websites provide order tracking, so you can follow your cake’s journey from the bakery to the recipient’s door.

When to Send Cake Online?

Birthdays: Birthdays are the perfect occasion to send cake online. Whether it’s a close friend, family member, or colleague, receiving a cake can instantly uplift their mood and make their day extra special.

Anniversaries: Sending a cake online to a couple celebrating their anniversary is a thoughtful way to express your best wishes, especially if you can't be there in person. It’s a simple but heartfelt gesture that adds sweetness to their special day.

Festivals and Holidays: Festivals like Christmas, Diwali, or New Year are all about sharing happiness with loved ones. What better way to spread joy than by sending a delicious cake online, even if you're far away?

Surprise Treats: You don’t always need a reason to send cake online! Surprising someone with a cake "just because" is a lovely way to show them you’re thinking of them, whether they’re celebrating a personal achievement or simply having a tough day.

Tips for Sending Cake Online

Plan Ahead: While many platforms offer same-day delivery, it’s always a good idea to place your order a few days in advance if possible, especially during busy periods like holidays.

Check Delivery Areas: Before placing an order, ensure the online service delivers to your recipient’s location. Some platforms may have limited delivery zones.

Consider Preferences: Take into account the recipient’s dietary preferences. Opt for eggless, vegan, or gluten-free cakes if they have specific dietary needs.

Conclusion In a world where time and distance can sometimes get in the way of celebrating with loved ones, the ability to send cake online offers a convenient and thoughtful solution. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just a sweet surprise, sending a cake is an easy way to share joy, love, and sweetness, no matter the occasion. With the variety of options available, sending cake online is a simple yet meaningful gesture that’s sure to make someone's day.

[okk0tsuu]

Hello I am Yuta, a man who has opened art coms!

Before I say anymore, there are a few things I forgot to add in the photo. Such as everything is in USD, shading is another $2 usd added. I will be sending you the sketch, if you are not happy with it tell me and I will fix it! When you are happy, I only accept payment before the line-art either full or 50/50. You may share my art on social platforms if you credit me!

More complex backgrounds will cost you additional $4 usd. However, after your first commission the rest are cut down to $2 usd! Any additional characters is another $4 usd but after your first commission it is $2 usd. The time between comms will vary depending on how complex the comm is and how many I have to do and events in personal life, however it should not go over 3 weeks!

[astroismypassion]

How to spice up your daily routine 🌶

Credit goes to my blog @astroismypassion

This is the second post in my selfcare in astrology series. 🌿🌱

Today we are discussing how you can spice up you your daily routine and how to shake it up based on your 6th house sign.

ARIES OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

❤️eat more red fruits (berries for example) since you might be prone to low iron

❤️renovate your space or one of your rooms

❤️organize a get together, host a dinner/lunch/charcuterie board night after work, school

❤️ get candy, sweets from a candy shop

❤️get yourself a fizzy drink

TAURUS OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🌸 prepare meals and drinks that you will look forward to

🌸 dance your heart out in your room to new music playlist

🌸 go to an actual restaurant and don’t eat lunch at home

🌸 send someone a snack box

🌸 plan comfortable outfits in advance

🌸 draw a picture

🌸 pick flowers or buy flowers

🌸 prepare yourself a smoothie

GEMINI OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

📙 read 3 pages of a physical book

📙 listen to a podcast on your way to school, work

📙cycling

📙 journal or make a scrapbook with memories with your friends

📙 plan a trip or an activity with friends

📙 add herbs to your water

📙 doodle or draw a friend

📙 make personalized gift cards or cards

📙 make lemonade

📙 let yourself be bored, you will find a new passion

CANCER OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🌊 do something nostalgic you’ve done in the past already, but forgot about it (buy your favourite drink, go to your favourite ice cream shop, watch a cartoon, show from childhood)

🌊 get chocolate milk

🌊 make a time capsule box

🌊 give thank you note to a family member

🌊 make a home spa

🌊 tell your close friend to come over and treat them like they are staying at a vacation house

🌊 make hot chocolate or coffee with ice cream if it’s hot outside

LEO OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🦁 get that daily sunlight in

🦁 eat yellow fruits

🦁 do something new in your routine every 2, 3 days (take a new route to school, job, wear new earrings)

🦁 wear gold jewellery

🦁 drink chamomile tea

🦁 declutter your working space

🦁 do artwork with make-up

VIRGO OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🍀 organize a Pinterest vision board

🍀 make a capsule wardrobe

🍀 cycle to work, school

🍀 read a blog post

🍀 read about nutrition, organization, health matters

🍀 organize your beauty, cosmetics drawer

🍀 organize your bills

🍀 learn not say “no” to people around you in your daily life

🍀 make a salad bowl with toasted bread

🍀 buy baked goods from a bakery

🍀 do the thing you wanted to do for a long long time

LIBRA OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

💜 Bake a dessert

💜 make jewellery (like best friend bracelets)

💜 make a key chain

💜 plan a picnic with a friend or a special someone

💜 DIY shell ring dish

💜 share snacks with colleagues

💜 make your nails, feet, skin more pretty

💜 go out for breakfast before work, school

SCORPIO OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

♏️ get coffee from a different coffee shop every day

♏️ make new music playlists

♏️ stand up for someone else

♏️ buy a cake and share it with friends despite not being anyone’s birthday

♏️ treat yourself to a meal in a nice restaurant

♏️ watch a sunrise

♏️ organise your finances and expenses

SAGITTARIUS OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

💛 buy something very little that will make you more motivated, like a new pen, new coffee mug

💛 take a new path to school, job

💛 watch humourous shows, stand-up, photos, memes

💛 travel to a new part of town you haven’t visited before

💛 teach a colleague something new, host a study group, tell a joke

💛 journal about your life philosophy, belief system, current life experiences and add photos

💛 go on a walk by the river, hitchhike and take photographs of nature

💛 make a photo wall of your favourite memories and experiences

💛 hang motivational posters, quotes on the wall or on your table

CAPRICORN OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🦋 work on a side project on your own, so that you have total control over it

🦋 reach fun activity

🦋 take a cold shower

🦋 organize your bills

🦋 buy coffee, tea for co-workers, collegues

🦋 invest in making your home more cozy, like transform it more into a “wooden cottage” vibe

🦋 buy more professional, work, dark academia clothes

🦋 book an Airbnb or save your dream ones

AQUARIUS OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🛸 get drinks after work, school with friends

🛸 share new data, information with colleagues or teach them a new fact, skill, how to do something

🛸 try to connect people who haven’t met before, play the matchmaker

🛸 actually buy a physical copy of a magazine or a newspaper

🛸 make short videos of your weekly life experiences and edit it into a short movie of your life and share it with friends

🛸 start a “genius ideas” notebook

🛸 start recycling more

PISCES OVER THE 6TH HOUSE

🐟 use guided meditation (Goodful on Youtube)

🐟 write letters “Open when you feel content etc.” to yourself, a family member, a friend

🐟 watch an episode of your favourite show

🐟 go to the sauna

🐟 buy a sandwich for someone else

🐟 write a letter to your future self

🐟 go buy yourself an ice cream

🐟 colourcode your wardrobe, pens

🐟 crayon or use watercolours

🐟 soak only your feet in a bubble bath with bath salts

Credit goes to my blog @astroismypassion

[ninetailedfoxmanchi]

Mafia! BTS - The Rival Mafia Boss Likes You Pt. 2

A/N: This is the 2nd part of Mafia! BTS - The Rival Mafia Boss Likes You Pt. 1

Warnings: Profanity, (implications of) violence

Important: I won't add gifs to individual members anymore because of copyright issues. I never had the intention to steal or claim other people's work; I have also stated several times I do not own or claim ownership over gifs and photos used as support material in my fictions (except for putting together moodboards for the masterlist and individual profiles, aesthetics etc). If anyone recognizes their photos/gifs in my fictions, do not hesitate to contact me, I will delete it or tag you, whatever you wish, because it's not my intention to claim ownership of someone else's work. The gifs and photos on my blog were retrieved from Pinterest (and as it has been pointed out to me this does not serve as an excuse - obviously - it is just the fact of the situation) and in most cases do not state the original owner or are further edited. Conclusion: to avoid unnecessary conflict, I won't add gifs and photos to my fictions anymore and once again am imploring the original owners to dm me, send an ask or comment if they recognize their work, so that I can give them credit/delete the gif/photo per their request.

Jin

You barged in through the front door, locking it immediately behind you. The entire way home, you had the feeling like Lee was still watching you from somewhere - or keeping an eye on you as he pointed out himself.

Your chest rose and fell heavily as you put down your bag and tried to collect yourself before seeing your boyfriend. You did not want to worry him, whatmore, you did not know what exactly to tell him. It was the way everything happened, the looks, the energy but most of all the words themselves.

"I like you," rang in your head as you leaned back, steadying yourself against the end table.

Your heart was beating so loud you did not hear Jin come up to you. When he caressed your cheek, you opened your eyes and jumped away. Jin frowned and his lips parted but your eyes were wide.

You let out a breath of relief and almost hesitantly wrapped your arms around his waist, tangling your fingers in his crisp white shirt.

"Huh?" you murmured when you realised Jin has been asking you things but you did not even register his voice.

"What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost," he asked again as he cupped your cheeks and made you look up at him.

You sighed, "Almost."

You told Jin what had happened to every last detail. Anger, shock, rage, they all mixed on your boyfriend's face while you told him the story but he let you finish nonetheless.

"Where were your guards? I gave you four men-"

"I ditched them..." you confessed, lowering your gaze beneath Jin's anger. His chest was raising heavily, his lips parted and his eyebrows furrowed into a deep, frightening frown.

"Fuck!" Jin cursed out loud as he got up from the sofa where you were talking and paced around angrily. Then suddenly, he turned to you, his eyes pinpointed on your own.

"Never," he demanded as he took your arms and held you up, "Never do anything like this again, Y/N. It's not just your safety anymore," Jin's lip twitched in anger. "It's the fact that you belong to me, princess, me."

You stared up at Jin, never having seen him this jealous before.

He cupped your cheeks out of nowhere and kissed you sensually as if he had been waiting for you for a hundred years. Knocked out of breath, you closed your eyes and rested your hands on Jin's waist, giving into the kiss.

"Mine," he whispered as he leaned his forehead against yours. "I won't let him come near you again, I swear, I swear to fucking god."

Namjoon

"Did you get the books from the shop?" asked Namjoon later in the day when the two of you were both at home. You looked up absent-mindedly, barely catching his question. But as you realized what he had asked your eyes widened and your heart gave an uncomfortable squeeze.

"N-No... I'm sorry, I forgot," you managed but Namjoon did not let your reaction slide.

"What's going on? Y/N, do you want to tell me something?" he asked calmly and closed the book in his lap.

The look in your eyes begged to be asked further but your mouth would not part and tell him what had happened at the bookshop.

"Baby, what is it?" asked Namjoon more gently and knelt in front of your armchair, his hands resting on your legs.

"I... I..." you began but there was a lump in your throat. You swallowed and took one of his palms, enfolding it into your two small ones. "I don't want to worry you..." you confessed yet Namjoon was nowhere near satisfied with the answer.

"Baby, you're worrying me now," he spoke calmly and caressed your cheek with his free hand. "You can tell me anything, you trust me, right?"

You nodded, accepting the point he's made and slowly told him everything that's happened to you that day.

Namjoon listened patiently yet the expression on his face and the hold on your hand spoke otherwise. A cold look filled his eyes and his jaw clenched.

"This happened today?" he asked and you nodded. "I'll take care of it, baby, don't worry."

The tone of his voice did just the opposite though. It was bitter and so raging furious it was already calm, the look on his face no different too.

"Joon-"

"I'm coming with you everywhere from now on," he cut you off and squeezed your hand reassuringly. "When I can't, I'll have my men go with you. I'm not giving that fucking son of a bitch any excuses to come near you. You're mine, you understand?"

You nodded as Namjoon kissed you with every softness in the world although his mind was raging with violent things he wanted to do to Lee.

Yoongi

"Yoongi?" you whispered as you were lying in bed that night. You had not told your boyfriend about anything that had happened on the way home from the university but you could not sleep because of it either.

Yoongi murmured something in his sleep, slowly stirring awake. "What is it, baby?"

"N-Nothing," you changed your mind the last moment. Yoongi's eyes remained closed but you instantly regretted not telling him once again.

"Yoongi?" you woke him up again, this time caressing his chest to draw his attention. His pitch black eyes opened lazily but he knew you wouldn't have woke him for no reason. His arm reached for your waist and he drew circles into your skin with his thumb.

"What is it? What's going on, baby?" asked Yoongi as he noticed the troubled expression on your face.

You licked your dry lips and finally told him what happened with the rival gang's frontman.

Yoongi's hold on your waist softened at first as if he had gone numb, then secured it tightly before he sat up and turned on the light.

"Why didn't you tell me before?" he asked and you sat up as well.

"I just... I didn't want you to worry... I want you to know that I can handle myself..."

"I know you can handle yourself but this isn't about that. This is about that piece of shit trying to get to you and destroy me," snarled Yoongi as he got up enraged and pulled a gun from his drawer. You jumped up, hurrying to him.

"Yoongi, please calm down," you begged him, your hands on his chest.

"How can you ask me to calm the fuck down? That crazy fuck targeted you, you, Y/N. You're mine," growled Yoongi as he took your hips and leaned his forehead against yours. The cold steel of the gun against your skin made you shiver but not as much as the tone in Yoongi's voice.

"You're mine, Y/N. I'm never fucking losing you, not after everything that we've been through," whispered Yoongi before he kissed you passionately. "I'd set the whole fucking world on fire before losing you."

Hoseok

You could not focus during your classes for a single moment. Your mind was preoccupied with Lee and everything that had happened that morning. You weren't sure what to think or whether to even tell Hoseok. On one hand, you did not want to worry him and handle this on your own, however, on the other hand, you were way in over your head. This was no ordinary man you were dealing with. He was even capable of nearly setting you and Hoseok apart through orchestrating the whole affair with G/N.

On the way home, you changed direction to Hoseok's office instead though you were not sure what you were going to tell him even as you stood right outside his office door.

However, you did manage to knock and the sound of Hoseok's voice telling you to come in calmed you immediately.

You closed the door behind you, making Hoseok look up from his desk. His face fell in surprise before it brightened up with a smile. Yet the worried look in your own eyes made him frown as he got up from his desk and made his way towards you.

"Is something wrong? You look pale, sweetheart," said Hoseok as he caressed your cheeks. You wrapped your arms around him and hid your face in his warm chest.

"I... I have to tell you something," you confessed.

You sat down and told him about your day. The expression on Hoseok's face darkened with every word you spoke. His eyebrows scrunched into a frown and his jaw clenched.

"Please say something, Hobi..." you whispered and squeezed his hand. He looked up at you, astounded that you would blame yourself for what's happened. It made him even angrier because he wanted nothing more but to protect you.

"I don't give a shit about Lee, Y/N. I only care that you're safe because you're mine. I won't let him come near you again, I fucking promise it," said Hoseok and caressed your cheek.

"You're mine... my girl..." he spoke against your lips as he kissed you possessively.

Jimin

You were pacing up and down the bedroom, trying to hold back your tears of frustration. You were powerless again Lee no matter what Jimin taught you about self-defence, because this was not about self-defence. It was about something much more complicated, something emotional and dangerous at the same time. Something you did not know how to face. Whether to tell Jimin about it was just another dilemma you did not know how to face. However, it seemed like you were forced to.

"Baby, why-" began Jimin as he walked into the bedroom but the moment his eyes fell on you he knew something was wrong.

"Are you crying?" he asked startled before he cupped your cheeks and took a good look at your wet eyes. You tried to look away but Jimin wouldn't let you.

"Tell me what's wrong," demanded Jimin, the protective aura rolling off him, "Right now."

You shook your head and tried to get out of his loving hold but he was already onto you. You managed to turn around but Jimin only wrapped his arms around your waist instead, trapping you against his warm chest.

"What's going on? Why won't you tell me?" he asked in a quiet, calm voice. You eased against his arms and closed your eyes.

"Please promise you won't get upset with me, Jimin," you whispered but the few quiet tears still slipped down your cheeks.

"What's going on?" asked Jimin as he turned you around to face him, his brows furrowing together.

You told him everything that's happened and how you did not know what to do, how to react or whether to do something at all. You felt like you had disappointed Jimin for not using some defence tactics but you couldn't because there wasn't even a physical fight.

Jimin's hold on your hips tightened securely, his upper lip twitching in anger.

"I'm giving you four of my best men to escort you whenever I'm not with you, do you understand? That fucking bastard is never coming near you again," Jimin growled as he nearly leaned his forehead against yours.

You nodded quickly and your eyes watered but Jimin caught them when he caressed your cheeks.

"It's going to be okay, I promise," vowed Jimin and kissed you tenderly. "You're mine and that's never going to change."

Taehyung

The moment Lee disappeared from the restaurant, two frustrated tears spilled down your cheeks. You grabbed your phone and called Taehyung, telling him everything that had happened just moments ago.

It was not long, minutes really, before Taehyung rushed into the restaurant, a couple of frightening-looking man on his trail. The pair sat at the next table as Taehyung pulled you in his arms. He cupped your face, inspecting you for injuries, for anything out of the ordinary but you were alright - physically at least.

"Are you alright my love?"

"Yeah, I'm alright, I'm alright..." you repeated over and over again, calming him more than you had yourself. "I just... I didn't know what to do, Tae..."

"It's okay, you're safe now, I promise," assured Taehyung and kissed your forehead.

You left the restaurant and returned to Taehyung's office. The entire building was like a safekeep and he surely thought that was the safest place for you. Not only at the headquarters, but mostly by his side.

Taehyung held your hand as he led you upstairs, the two guards following you stoically. They waited outside Taehyung's office whilst you went inside.

Tae pulled you to his lap immediately, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his nose into your neck. You tangled your fingers into his hair and leaned against him.

"Fuck..." cursed Taehyung to himself as he looked into your eyes, "I'm going to kill that fucking piece of shit if he ever comes near you again, I swear it, Y/N. I'll fucking shoot him in the face if he talks to you again.

You're mine."

Jungkook

When the car pulled up in front of the restaurant and Jungkook opened the door for you, you composed yourself the best you could. The feeling of being watched had not disappeared even after Lee left your car and you did not want to show yourself weak by seeking comfort in Jungkook. However, he noticed you were not yourself. Before you even managed to take a few steps, his fingers wrapped gently around your wrist and he stopped you on your tracks.

"Do you need to tell me something?" asked Jungkook subtly as he tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear.

Your lips parted slightly and your heart gave a squeeze. His big brown eyes studied you with every care yet you did not want to concern him. However, remembering the last meeting with Lee, you recalled how protective Jungkook got and keeping it from him would only make it worse.

"Lee just talked to me," you whispered yet dared not look away from Jungkook's eyes.

"Who is Lee?" he asked, a glimpse of jealousy on his face but a surname as common as Lee, he could not possibly make out you were talking about his enemy.

Your lips parted to speak but you couldn't say a word. However, Jungkook realized who you were speaking of solely by the expression on your face.

He questioned you thoroughly and you told him exactly what had happened.

"How the fuck did he even get in the car?" growled Jungkook as his chest heaved with anger.

"I don't know... The driver just pulled to the side-"

The raging look in Jungkook's eyes silenced you without a word. His upper lip twitched as he pulled out his gun and stormed towards his car and his driver. The man knew what would happen immediately and rose his arms in surrender.

"I swear, I swear, I only did it because they threatened to kill me," the driver begged as tears streamed down his cheeks.

"They threatened to kill you? I will kill you," snarled Jungkook and pressed his gun to the man's forehead.

"Jungkook!" you hissed and grabbed his hand so hard he could not help but respond to your touch. You stepped between your boyfriend and the pleading driver.

"Not here," you told Jungkook, looking up into his eyes as he stared at you outraged. He licked his lips and glanced at the restaurant entry where a small audience of guests and staff had formed. They averted their eyes immediately yet this would not be swept under the carpet should anything happen. There were too many powerful people in the restaurant.

Jungkook clenched his jaw as he glared at the driver but he lowered his gun. He put his hand on your waist and squeezed it tightly before he pulled you to his side.

"Fine," Jungkook agreed almost soundlessly yet he did not take his glare off the driver. "You should have ignored their threats because what I am going to do to you will be worse than anything you could have possibly imagined."

[theblogofdurin]

Evening with the Hobbits || FanExpo Dallas Highlights. || Fandom PSA ||

So for my birthday (June18th) a friend and I drove 3+hrs to Dallas to see the 4 hobbits from Lotr and here's my top 5 Highlights.

Sean being shocked by the Texan Heat and humidity, "at least Mordor wasn’t this humid"

All of them learning how to line dance to Cotton-eye Joe (pretty decently for newbies I might add.)

Sean Astin falling trying to kept up with Dom and Billy Line Dancing and ends up tripping Dom.

Dom and Billy shamlessly promoting their podcast The Friendship Onion-> click here to subscribe <- (on Spotify) in Dom's own words "You don't have to listen to it. Just subscribe!"

Elijah Wood laughing happily at everything the guys did and just his big blue eyes shining the entire time.

I just want to say that I might not have met many actors or celebs before but you could just tell how genuine these guys are. They were so effortlessly funny and sweet. You could see how much they cared for each other.

We are a very lucky fandom to have such amazingly enthusiastic and humble actors playing our characters and becoming our idols cause these guys are just wonderful.

Have I said how humble they were?

This was such an amazing experience and I honestly recommend every fan that is able to go see them or any member of the cast of these films, to do so cause it gave me a deeper reasoning as a fan.

Elijah, Sean, Dominic and Billy were so lovable and honestly I am really grateful that I saw the post for this Expo, (just the weekend before actually!) And had the ability to cancel my previous plans for my birthday and go see them cause this was a birthday to remember.

^this photo isn't mine and I forgot who posted it so my bad & credit to them.

[rjalker]

I love it when birds look directly at the camera

[ID: A photo of a grey catbird sitting on a branch, looking directly at the camera. It is a small grey bird with a darker circle of black on top of its head. End ID.]

(it's called a catbird because it's call sounds like a cat meowing!)

edit: I got a clip from one of my recordings, let's see if tumblr will let me add it to this post...

[ID: A short audio clip of a grey catbird's call, with four short calls that almost sound like a kitten meowing. The tumblr sound interface is a blue box that has had the title, "Grey Catbird November 17th 2021" added. End ID.]

You can download this and the full audio clip here from the web archive.

It's public domain (because fuck capitalism), meaning you can use it for literally anything you want, no credit needed! Because video game developers really need access to more variations in animal calls, lol. Also because I hate capitalism.

the photo is also public domain since I forgot to mention that the first time!

[aurevell]

The So-Called Peter Hale

Steter | 1.7k | T AU-gust Prompt 9: Coffee Shop AU

Summary: Stiles has had bad luck with dating apps. This Peter Hale guy might be worse luck than usual.

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The problem, Stiles decides, is that this so-called “Peter Hale” is clearly catfishing him.

“No ten who can turn to anyone anywhere would reach out to a six first. Even on a bad day. A six point five,” he amends, considering.

“At least a seven,” Erica replies, fiddling with the broken group head on the espresso machine.

It’s a slow afternoon at the cafe, somewhere in the sweet spot between the lunch rush and the after-work crowd, and they’re taking care of some idle busywork in the rare downtime. Or at least Erica is. Stiles has been distractedly cleaning the same spot on the counter for five minutes straight.

“Clearly, someone swiped the photos of some hot European model,” he adds, “and they’re using them on the off-chance they can trick me to a second location and steal my organs.”

Erica turns to snort at him. “What if he’s just a hot dude?”

“No way. This hot?” 

Stiles throws down his cleaning rag to pull his phone out of his pocket. When she leans in to see the profile, she makes a considering hm. 

“Okay, actually…he could be a hot European model. He has that look.”

“Right? The ‘I spend most of my free time on my abs’ look.”

“Tell me he does not have abs pics,” Erica retorts, grinning as she grabs the phone to look. Again, she pauses, and there’s that hm. “Wow, he’s jacked. But it’s way more tasteful than I thought it would be.”

“Yeah, cause whatever toad-looking organ trafficker who’s really behind this knows that’s all it takes, washboard abs. Look at that one, those biceps. Look at that jawline.”

“It’s a pretty strong jawline,” Erica agrees. “His profile says he’s a finance analyst…frequent traveler…and ‘ambitious.’”

“Like, I have reasonable expectations here. I’m good with what I get, which is like, people in my semi-hot category who sometimes reject me. When I get the occasional smokin’ hot dude, it actually turns out to be someone who stole the photos of his hot cousin, which I should have taken as a bad omen before he stole my credit card and tried to max it out. Or it’s the one who turns out to be ‘just checking in’ on his ex, but it’s occasionally with his dick. Which is why I should stop matching with hot dudes.”

“God, I forgot about him. What a piece of shit. I can still kick him in the balls for you, I know where he lives.”

“Thanks, but no thanks,” Stiles sighs. “Knowing him, he’d probably get off on that.”

“Okay. Well, this guy—the new guy, Peter or whatever—what if he’s the real deal? I mean, if he’s actually a human being with that face who took pictures of himself?”

“Again, that’s almost worse! Even if this guy is real, hot people who are like, nines and above are super shitty people who’ve been handed everything always and forever their whole lives. Except you, obviously.”

“Obviously.”

“Which means he’s guaranteed to be weird or an asshole. I’ve been burned too many times not to know this.”

“Maybe. But he like…super-liked you or whatever. To make sure you saw him.”

“Yeah, but it still definitely feels safer to just swipe left. Avoid the drama.”

“Hm,” Erica says again. And then she swipes right.

Stiles stares in blank horror for a full five seconds afterward. “What the fuck!” he hisses, grabbing the phone from her, as if he can take back what she’s done.

“You never know,” she says slyly. “Plus, do it for me. I’m still living vicariously through your dates.”

Stiles throws his hands in the air. “What does that even mean? You and Boyd are a fucking power couple!”

“Doesn’t mean I can’t use you for entertainment purposes. But it’s kinda boring when you’re going on safe dates with fumbling frat boys.” She grins at the outrage on his face. “Try something dangerous.”

“You laugh now, but when I’m murdered in a basement by some creep wearing this dude’s face, you’ll be sorry you used that word.”

“And tell me when the guy sends his first dick pick.”

“No,” he sighs, “I cut the cord after the first creepy thing happens. Like that guy who literally said he wanted to ‘feed me his cream.’ That was his pickup line. What do I even do with that?”

Though she looks appropriately horrified, Erica can’t hold back her cackling laughter.

⬩

When the first message comes a short while later, it’s not creepy at all: Cute smile, sweetheart. I was hoping we’d match. How’s the day treating you?

The words seem…too innocuous. Too sincere. 

Stiles is absolutely not going to take the bait. Even if it’s very tempting bait. 

“No way you’re a normal dude,” he mutters, frowning suspiciously at his phone. After a beat, he slides it back into his pocket.

⬩ 

Two days later, those innocuous words are starting to look much more tempting. But that’s part of the siren song, isn’t it? Stiles tries to tell himself.

“I mean, it’s already been one crappy date this week,” he grumbles to Erica. “Do I want to risk making it two? Should I message the organ thief after all?

“Which one’s he again?” Erica asks distractedly, scowling at her misshapen drawing on the chalkboard. Stiles is pretty sure it’s supposed to be a muffin, but it looks more like a melted circus tent. “And wait, what was the bad date?

“You know. That guy who thought road head was the least I could do, even though we went to a chain restaurant and he wouldn’t let me pay. Or maybe I was complaining to Boyd about that.”

“You’ve literally had worse luck with dating in the past month than anyone I’ve ever met.”

“Tell me about it,” Stiles frowns. “Anyway. What am I saying, I’m not going from crazy to hot and crazy. That’s stepping into an even lower circle of hell.” 

⬩

The organ thief appears in the coffee shop one afternoon, and if Stiles wasn’t expecting it, it’s only because he never thought the dude even existed on this side of the Atlantic.

He shows up right after the lunch rush, standing at the order counter, and Stiles catches him staring as he comes out of the back with another tray of muffins. 

Stiles stumbles, and for a panicked second he thinks oh my god I was actually right and he’s some stalker hunting for another victim. He mentally combs through his profile pictures, trying to figure out how the guy could have possibly tracked him down at his workplace.

Except that the guy looks almost as surprised as Stiles is that he’s standing in line here, as if some cosmic being plucked him from afar to deposit him here against his will.

“Peter,” Erica calls, sliding a coffee onto the counter. She clearly doesn’t recognize him, and it takes her a second to pick up on the weird vibes filling the room.

“Hello,” the guy says, looking torn between confusion and amusement. His lips curl upward, just like they do in that one profile photo of him by the ocean, which Stiles definitely hasn’t scrutinized multiple times. “You’re the one from the—”

“Holy shit,” Stiles blurts stupidly, zeroing in on the lack of accent. “You’re not even European.” 

The so-called Peter Hale looks patently confused, and even borderline annoyed. “No,” he says, drawing out the words as if speaking to a small child, “why would I be?”

“Uh…no reason.” Out of the corner of his eye, he watches Erica slowly retreat toward the back door, though she hovers at the threshold instead of actually using it. “Are you also not…some swimsuit model who posts half-naked photos publicly online where anyone could download and use them for identity theft?”

“I’m a financial analyst,” the man says flatly. “It’s in my profile. You are Stiles, right? Stiles Stilinski?”

“How did you know where I work?” Stiles asks desperately.

“I don’t. I live four blocks from here. And Birch Street Cafe is closed for renovations.”

“What the fuck,” Stiles mutters. A thought occurs to him. “Oh my god. Wait. Am I in the wrong here?”

“You never replied to my message,” the man says. He reaches out to grab the coffee cup but doesn’t pick it up, lingering at the counter. His eyebrows rise, as if Stiles has done something funny by having a minor mental crisis. His eyes are bright blue. And that jaw. And those biceps.

“That’s because—you were clearly not a real person,” Stiles says weakly.

Peter blinks, and then he looks down at himself and back up at Stiles.

Stiles is pretty sure this is going to be funny in the near future, but a part of him is absolutely mortified. Almost enough to throw down his apron and flee the scene forever, without even coming back for his last paycheck.

“I mean, you are a real person, obviously,” he adds, jumping at the chance to explain, “but I figured some troll was obviously using the photos of a hot dude to get attention, because there was no way you were just a normal guy walking around a nowhere place like Beacon Hills.”

“I can assure you, I’m just a normal guy walking around a nowhere place like Beacon Hills,” the guy deadpans.

“Uh-huh,” Stiles says weakly, and okay, maybe there’s a bit of humor in all this. Maybe. “I’m not convinced.” And there’s always a catch.

“Then what can I do to convince you?” Peter smirks, leaning onto the counter. It occurs to Stiles that this man is actually fucking flirting after this trainwreck.

“He’s on break,” Erica pipes up. Both of them turn to her. She’s looking a little too smug about this for Stiles’s liking. “He’s taking his fifteen. Starting now.”

Stiles huffs out an incredulous laugh. “I was—

“Yep, starting now,” Erica interrupts, shooing him away. “And I think you mean to say, ‘Thanks, Erica,’” she adds in a whisper.

Stiles snaps his mouth shut and looks at the guy, at Peter, who just offers him a shrug, his expression looking satisfied in a distinctly catlike way. 

Slowly, he takes off his apron, finding himself returning the smile. “Okay. Then…I guess you have fifteen minutes to convince me that you’re normal.”

“Oh, I never said I was normal,” Peter retorts as Stiles slips around the counter. “But I think you’ll enjoy it anyway.”

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