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Batfam Halloween.
Tim: Are you really dressed as Nightwing right now, Jason?
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Wait, Jason ... Is that...
Jason: Yeah I was cleaning out my closet when I found this, who knew I still had it, right?
Dick: What the fuck, Jason! There are still blood stains on it!
Jason: I figured if someone asks I'll tell them I'm going as the one time Nightwing was actually cool and effective.
Dick:
#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#I'm just having fun#happy halloween n all that#the faces are from lil gotham btw#and for those who don't get the joke#jason once dressed as nightwing and killed a bunch of ppl#for shits and giggles#edit#i changed jasons make to more aline with the joke bc i am procrastinating everything today
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i'll let phie-san say it:
#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core#also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language#also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing#i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native#and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about#but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language#anyway she can step on those haters <3#also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion#autoplay warning#japan#japanese#language#mamushi
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Mike: I think I know you from somewhere very distant…
Amzet: Yeah, you know who I am? I do know who you are.
Mike: Bobby! Bobby!!! How are you, how are you Bobby? How long has it been?
Mike reunites with an old friend (in another universe)! :')
#Mikethelink#QSMP#Bobby#Amzet#Hormigeo#May 29 2024#Mike#love that he called him ''Bobby'' for a minute before remembering ''oh wait''#He complimented Bobby's jokes... :')#For those who don't know: Amzet was Bobby's admin!#Sorry this isn't a full transcript I'm listening to Mike speaking Spanish Portuguese and English right now and my brain is a bit scrambled#feel free to add a transcript / translation though!#I don't think I'll have a chance to get back to this until way later#(assuming I don't forget OTL)
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psst, hey, fellow selfshippers and lovers of fictional characters!! something i want to share and reassure folks on as a person who gets character crushes super easily: don't be embarrassed by whoever's making your brain light up 🥰💖 i see some lovely folks get really in their head about this. perhaps they've always crushed on a specific kind of character, so when they get one who's a little different, they feel like they can't talk about it. maybe they've touted themselves as having one crush and have been super dedicated that whole time, so feel like it's a betrayal somehow, or makes them less of whichever label (e.g., yume, selfshipper, etc.) they've identified with. i'm here to tell you that's all nonsense!! 💖 this is fandom. you're not an influencer and you don't need to keep up a specific 'brand'!! if you see a character who makes your heart all gushy, don't think up an imaginary critical audience who is going to yell at you for not fixating on the 'right' thing. life's too short to deny yourself happiness 🫂
#inspired by seeing too many of my dear friends posting anxiously about 'not showing their love enough' or falling for a new character 💖#i know i joke a lot of the time in a 'i'm so sorry for this one' or 'are you guys gonna throw tomatoes at me' kind of way#but seeing people be unabashed and excited about their fictional favourites - no matter how weird or obscure - is a joy!!!#so if you've been sitting and fretting because you can feel a crush building and don't know how to handle it:#just rush in head-first. don't think about how it will be perceived. your happiness is not clickbait 🔥#and you know - sometimes we like different characters because we want/need different things!!#i may tout myself as a villain/nerd enjoyer but that doesn't mean i'm only allowed to like those kinds of characters. same goes for you 😉#(going to try to hold true to this as there's a crush who'll get me in the next couple of months who WILL be embarrassing to admit)#(but who cares? isn't getting to yell about a character who makes our lives nicer a wonderful thing? 😭💖)#selfship#f/os#oc x canon#blorbos#yume#starleskatalks
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YOU 🫵 ARE
#shitpost#jokes#for those who don't get it:#you are fantastic!!#i hope all of my moots see this#cause you are all fantastic <3
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays#if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone#because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page#but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source#because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it#and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but#on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway#someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those#if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link#to my etsy#I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside#like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth#like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back#or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info#about what the art is and who made it and their links#I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful#and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited#but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue#reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing#as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB#A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt#I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark
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Happy new years! Heres a comic I never posted lol
#primarily never posted this cuz i didnt know if the joke would get across but im taking a shot in the dark cuz i still find it funny#anyway sorry for the lack of art. things are kinda heavy rn. but I'll get through it :]#hope whoevers reading this has a wonderful new year or just a better day in general#and thanks to those who have stuck by me!! I know I don't post as much as other artist n I tend to go MIA alot but#you guys stick around :] and it makes me happy. so thanks!!#murder drones#serial designation j#serial designation v#is this implied jessa. i guess? kind of?#idk she never got over that girl fr fr
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Sorawo Kamikoshi is the funniest fictional character of all time.
#sorry her continued insistence that her childhood was Not Fucked UpAt All is the best running joke ever im obsessed#get you a girl who sees her doppelgänger and goes. yeah of course ive got one of those#GIRL . go to therapy#'don't make that face' she's sad bc you! went! through! trauma!!#otherside picnic#sorawo kamikoshi#toriko nishina#smokey speaks
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Take my "How much of an eeeevil hardcore stan are you" uquiz
According to MEEEEEEEEE
#PSA: on this blog a hardcore stan is someone who simps for a char so hard#that they blame other characters for the bad things their fave did or hate everyone else like pretty intensely and probably in a somewhat.#warped way.#For those who don't know how I use the term#this has been my joke since forever in my don't feed the stans after midnight tag but some may be unaware <3#just loving a character or saying they did nothing wrong should not get you a result about hating the others.#idk how sensitive the poll results are either tho since it's basically like a pass/fail tho so *shrug*#i think this is an issue also for samcas (platonic or romantic) which is SUPPOSED to be an option but apparently they are getting served#accusations of being cas haterz my apologies 😔#poll#don't feed the stans after midnight
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say what u will about barry allen but no other superhero has had a worse time. you come in, take up another heros mantle, be a hero for however many years, DIE!!! actually die not comic death but die to the point you are functionally irrelevant for 20 years you completely cease to be that character and the vast majority of people grew up with a different flash, get resurrected you're back now (yay?), writers don't know what to do with you because there's already another flash and there has been for the past two decades so the entire universe kinda hems and haws about what to do with you until they take you out of your main comics and just have you chill in the justice league, then you lose your powers and are once again no longer the flash.
I need a "where are they now" but for Barry Allen flash. dead for Twenty Real Life Years. come back to life. reset the universe. just to lose your powers and be booted again from the superhero title. God himself hates this man
"Oh wally got erased from existence" "well x happens to Batman" it's not even about what happens in the narrative it's like. you're the only mainstream superhero ever that stopped existing for two decades and when they do decide to bring the character back they have no idea what to do with you so you're eventually forever relegated to the sidelines And also you're not the strongest or the most skilled or the fastest flash and they keep retconning all the special stuff You did in specific and refuse to let your narrative exist beyond Dead Mom. bartholomew baby I'm so sorry
#:v#Barry Allen#DC comics#the flash#It's just like. idk I really like Wally and I grew up with him in the cartoon#wally is what made me love the flash!#but why can't there be space for both of them. there's like 80 different batmen.#and Barry is so different from all the other speedsters you know? hes methodical and stops to think twice and is cautious#everyone else is silly and hot headed and impulsive#not to say Barry isn't silly or impulsive but he's not like. Hal you know?#he's level headed and his jokes are more like Dad puns then anything#idk I just really like Barry and I feel like the comics Don't#Also I forerv have beef with new 52 ENOUGH WITH REBOOTS#new 52 is why we got those dogshit movies idc idc 🙄#Also I'm fine with superheroes going through shit constantly I think especially with like peter parker and barry allen#the appeal there for a lot of people is they're regular nerdy guys who get beat up a lot and constantly fall down#but they always get back up#it's why making Peter a ceo in the comcis didn't work#That's not really what his character is ya know?#he's not a tony he's the down on his luck guy who can't afford eggs this week but he will still save new york#anyway I wish they could just do what marvel did and let there be two spidermen. why not ya know?#im sure the appeal is there. give us them both Please
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Kinktober speedrun time! Used the Mirror prompt on this list. Thank you for the inspo! Further details below the cut so that the above the cut stays safe for anyone who is just scrolling through!
18+ Content MDNI || Dom!Reader x Leander
PROMPT/KINK(S): Dom!Reader, Mirror Use. Edging/Orgasm Denial + Light Degradation & Name calling (Leander being referred to as a dog but he’s really into it, promise) + Power Exchange & Sub/Dom Dynamics
OTHER INFO: Leander has a dick, anatomy of Reader/POV Character remains unspecified; "they" pronouns used.
Leander has the straight backed posture of a man who was given etiquette lessons. His mannerisms speak of wealth and class, yet they can’t help but observe that he looks completely comfortable while down on his knees.
His back muscles flex as he works himself, sweat slipping down his spine, pooling in the dimples just above his ass. He’s strung tight, the veins in his arms straining as he strokes a quick, even rhythm. His dick is flushed a painful red, copious amounts of pre-cum dripping down his wrist and splattering onto his thick thighs, some of it even dirtying the floor below when his strokes become too enthusiastic.
(They wonder how best to make him clean it later–he does so love to be ordered to lick up his own mess–but this floor is probably just as filthy as anywhere else in the Wick, despite appearances–and they don’t think they can find it in themself to make use of his mouth again after watching that.)
The full length mirror hanging in front of Leander is a new addition to the room. Something they’d wheedled out of him with nothing but an easy promise, whispered into his ear down at the bar. It was theirs not a full day later: a polished brass antique with a priceless clear finish.
His back is to them, but they can see everything they need to by gazing at his reflection.
His strokes stutter, faltering, and they watch as his abdominals jump rapidly. His hand makes a few more shaky attempts before he stops himself with a shudder, breathing hard and squeezing his cock at the base to cut off his own orgasm. They give a little hum of approval, waiting.
“Count.” They prompt, when he fails to remember on his own.
They watch his throat bob with effort as he swallows, his jaw trembling around his answer. “Five.”
“Good boy,” they say, their voice flat and unrewarding. Dismissive. "Guess that Hightown education really paid off for you, huh?" He whines at that, his palms slicking along his thighs, awaiting their instruction. He glances at them in the mirror, eyes hopeful. “Again,” they prompt, “and keep your eyes on yourself until I tell you. During, too. You were closing them a lot. It's just you and the mirror until you've earned otherwise.”
Bites his lip, beginning to stroke himself again.
The next edge comes more quickly.
His eyebrows draw up, mouth falling open, back arching. His cock jumps and this time he falls back onto his hands to keep from giving into temptation. His eyes travel the length of the mirror, his neck taught with tension as he pants. They notice his gaze darting along their form for a moment, greedily stealing along their silhouette in the looking glass. A quick glance of the place where their legs are splayed open as they lounge on the bed behind him, toying with themself idly.
He’s back to form so seamlessly, he probably thinks they didn’t even notice. The next number falls out of his mouth without prompting, as if to cover for his earlier sleight.
"..."
“Baby,” he whines, fidgeting without further instruction. His fingers return to his dick when they don't reply, ghosting over his wet, swollen cockhead. He knows they hate the way that epithet sounds in his voice, the condescending lilt he manages to wrap around the syllables. “Sweetheart. Please, may I–”
“Bad dog,” they admonish. They don't elaborate–let him figure out for himself which breach of protocol they're scolding him for.
“Again. And if you can’t behave, I’ll have to put you outside.”
18+ Master List | SFW Master List ✦Kinktober Speedrun on Ao3
Consider: this type of power play with yandere!Leander...you watching him when he's usually the one watching you...
#kinktober 2024#citrus fiending tag#tckinktober#18+ MDNI#see above tags for the tags you'll wanna blacklist if u don't wanna see me trying to speedrun this week lol#not pictured: POV character telling Leander that his ego is big enough that he should be able to get off without sneaking a peek at them :)#similarly not pictured: “we can use the blindfold if you *really* can't behave on your own.”#once I'm done speed running I'll maybe post a Kinktober 2024 Masterlist to the main tag but I'll prolly post in chara tags only for a bit..#leander x reader#leander touchstarved#touchstarved fanfic#something real nasty for those who partake <3#feels too awkward to tag someone in this out of the blue but SHOUT OUT IF U SEE THIS ty for the list!#Consider: this type of power game with yandere!Leander#you watching him when he's usually the one watching you#save me yandere leander#take me away from this life; i no longer desire to participate in capitalism#/joking i was joking omg did u hear that did it just get cold all of the sudde..........#touchstarved x reader#Touchstarved leander
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I just watched the latest episode of the amazing digital circus and it was so good!!!! I had to draw something for it. Don't worry, it doesn't really spoil anything and it doesn't make much sense anyway if you didn't already watch the episode.
#tadc#tadc fanart#the amazing digital circus#I don't remember if these guys have names#those who watched the episode will get the full joke#everyone else will get like half the joke#luigi's mansion meets indie horror#my art#my post
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I've watched this film 69 times ahaha funny number
Context (if you dare):
#dirty jokes#(probably)#shitpost#crowfish scribbles#whyd i do that#suggestive#uhh#archibald snatcher#lord portley-rind#the boxtrolls#umm#for those who still don't get it: THEY SHOVED THE ALLEN KEY UP HIS ASS#i feel ashamed#goodbye#toxic yaoi#IT PUT THE PICTURES IN THE WRONG ORDER AAAAGH
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Everytime I see discourse about kink or nudity at pride I get reminded of the time I went to pride a few years ago with my mother and my sibling- who was 17 at the time and is somewhere on the ace spectrum- and about halfway through, the march went under a gatehouse. Some inhabitants were sitting in their open windows watching the parade. Right before we crossed under them, one of them decided to just... take her shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra. And you know what happened? People whooped and cheered, and then kept walking. That's it. And there were kids around!! They didn't care. My sibling didn't care. My mother, a cisgender heterosexual woman in her 50s, did not care.
This stuff stops being such a big deal when you go offline. It was basically the same amount of boob you'd see in any perfume ad. No one was like 'what about the children?' And if you didn't wanna see it and looked down, no one would've called you a puritanical prude for that. And it helps to remind myself of that everytime I see kink at pride discourse getting rehashed because at actual pride, people don't care.
#pride#kink discourse#lgbtqia#lgbtq#kink at pride#something DID make my mom uncomfortable later. and it was a bunch of gay guys in front of us making homophobic jokes at each other#she went 'i know they're gay so it's technically hamless but i just don't think it's right'#so it's not like she's some kind of radical liberated queer activist or anything she's just your average liberal parent#and she did not care about this! at all!#to be clear discomfort with sex in an amatonormative society is perfectly fine and normal#'disgust has no ethical weight' goes both for what triggered the disgust response and for the person having the disgust response#and i think i also want to say to those people who don't want to be labeled 'puritans' but can't help the discomfort#i've found people are generally also a lot more gracious about THAT irl#if they aren't being told 'leave' but 'let's make sure you can ignore this and have a good time'#most people who aren't assholes will be receptive to that#i think maybe queer people could stand to learn from disabled people and the way they deal with conflicting access needs#for example allowing support animals excludes people with allergies#you can't get around that by declaring either of these groups unwelcome you have to find a balance#and try to help as many people as you can while compromising
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just in case you were wondering what they've improved on:
clockwise from the top:
抗壓性 (stress resistance)
舞台表現 (stage performance) Neil went from 0 to 40
合作能力 (collaboration) Xiao Hai went from 10 to 60
魅力 (charm/appeal)
體能 (fitness/stamina)
歌聲 (singing voice)
i think this is what happened but i'm not 100% sure...this was maybe a joke that didn't land in either mandarin or english
出事 (chu shi, in trouble) sounds like 初四 (chu si, 4th day of the month, lunar calendar)
Xiao Hai saw through the lie so Liang attempted to make a joke out of it (or just redirect the convo) and kept counting to 初五 (chu wu, 5th day)
亭菲出事啦->亭菲初四啦
Ting Fei's in trouble->Ting Fei 4th day
亭菲初五啦
Ting Fei 5th day
#first note of love#彈一場完美戀愛#Liang seems like one of those people who make jokes that most people don't get anyway so i'm going with it#this one translates#this one rambles
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#cql: episode 10#babe no don't say it--#--ah fuck#also. joking aside#look at all those dead bodies behind meng yao#are we supposed to believe that meng yao killed all of them#is it not perhaps more likely that xue yang got loose and decided to do a little recreational murder before bouncing from the scene#like yes it's supposed to look incriminating and it does#especially considering meng yao has literally just ganked a dude before nie mingjue's eyes#but is the story not orders of magnitude more interesting if meng yao IS telling the truth about what happened#does he not become that much more compelling of an antagonist if#as is the case moments before his death#he is in fact innocent of one of the crimes that gets him kicked out of qinghe#i realize this is in part a resistant reading (viewing?) of this scene#but that said i think it is still a legitimate and defensible interpretation of the situation#and imo is more consistent with his character than assuming he's always a lying liar who lies
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