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kinnbig · 1 year
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help i’m thinking about Tong and getting emotional again 🥺
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years
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haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU
OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 
[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]
hinata and kageyama:
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90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on
both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn't mean they want to see one
hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes
producer: 'were you scared?'
kageyama: 'pfft, no'
cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama's legs are shaking*
they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they'll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place
‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972'
the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it
sometimes they'll shoot a mini mukbang video
SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum'
hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit
kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table
*after 20 minutes*
kageyama: fuck this
hinata: *starts eating the doritos*
producer: ...
the ghosts: ..................the, audacity
tsukishima and yamaguchi
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pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here
yamaguchi: we'll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?
tsukishima: *shakes head*
yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once
yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!
tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today
he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi
yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water
yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i'm not afraid to use it! but i'm also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon
tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already
so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins' video compilations 
daichi and sugawara
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a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo
suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise
daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,
sugawara: and suga
daichi: and you’re watching...
sugawara: jackass!!
daichi:...buzz...buzzfeed unsolved??
daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear
this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is
daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there
suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*
daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’
suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos
suga: *watching the video*
that was the end of suga’s tiktok career
tanaka and nishinoya:
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another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata
they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot
tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’
nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’
other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*
both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches
nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!
tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*
ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*
tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*
kuroo and kenma: 
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kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks
kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?
kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her
kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself
kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep
kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that...
kenma: *looks at camera*
the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??
“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”
kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge
kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*
kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?
kenma: ...I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*
kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night
kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot
producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?
kenma: ...i caught a gastly
bokuto and akaashi:
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bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing
akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing...
bokuto: mothman did it
akaashi: no
bokuto: yes
akaashi: mothman is literally five states away
bokuto: he has wings
during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react
producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?
akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now...
bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*
akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help
bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII
*few hours later*
bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there
akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*
bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point
akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?
ushijima and tendou:
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ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing
ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do
he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene
tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!
the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life
ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that
tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition
ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*
producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?
tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there
cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*
the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*
in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts
ushijima: well, we'll have better luck next time
tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?
the ghosts: i know i'm dead but this is the first time i've been scared for my life
[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]
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blue-eyes-tattoos · 4 years
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Here are my favourite fics written in 2020! ✨
(Obviously there’s tons of great 2020 fics I haven’t read yet)
Pt. I = everything over 20k words
Sorted by word count. Hope you enjoy!
📔 Mine Would Be You by crinkle-eyed-boo | @crinkle-eyed-boo 115k
(E, Larry, Exes to Lovers, Artist!Harry, Writer!Louis)
Louis returns to New York City five years after he left it – and the love of his life – behind. He didn't intend to see Harry again, but fate has a funny way of pulling them together, whether they like it or not. After making a begrudging truce, they both start to wonder: Would it be so bad if history repeated itself?
📔 Have Love, Will Travel by kingsofeverything | @kingsofeverything 97k
(E, Larry, Friends to Lovers, Road Trip)
Rather than spend the summer working at their desks, Louis and Harry are given the opportunity to crisscross the country together in a tiny camper, filming their adventures for a YouTube series. It soon becomes obvious to their viewers that there’s something more than friendship between them. Eventually, they figure it out.
📔 You’ve Got My Devotion (Hate You Sometimes) by lucythegoosey | @harryrainbows 95k
(E, Larry, Canon Compliant, Exes/Enemies to Lovers, Fake Relationship)
Harry and Louis are forced to fake-date after an old video from when they were dating emerges.
📔 The Murmur of Yearning by MediaWhore | @mediawhorefics 93k
(M, Larry, Historical AU, Slow Burn)
Four years ago, Harry Styles was forced into a marriage of convenience to enrich and ally both his and his promised's families. The sudden, and slightly suspicious, death of the Marquess of Haxshire, however, brings great disturbance to Crescentfield Hall and, as his late's husband's closest male relative, Harry unexpectedly finds himself the head of a family he never felt he belonged to.
📔 Nothing But You On My Mind by nonsensedarling | @absoloutenonsense 84k
(E, Larry, Enemies to Lovers, (modern) Royalty AU)
Louis Tomlinson is a PR manager hired to improve the image of royal bad-boy Prince Harry Styles. Unfortunately for him, that means being faced with the Prince's constant innuendos, incessant dirty jokes, and relentless flirting. Louis just wants to make it to Princess Gemma's coronation; once she's crowned Queen, his contract is up and he never has to see the Prince again.
📔 Untamed Hearts by Layne Faire | @laynefaire 69k
(E, Ziam, side Larry, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining)
It could have been the heat of the summer sun; it might have been the silvered sheen of an early harvest moon. If he dug deep enough, Liam could find every reason ever needed to explain away what happened. In the end, though, it all came down to two meddling friends, a touch of Prince, a bit of Keats, and the moon over the ocean. Its a recipe for disaster. Or love. Probably love.
📔 Live a Thousand Lifetimes by Layne Faire | @laynefaire 58k
(E, Ziam, very minor side Larry, Canon Compliant, Future Fic, Exes to Lovers, Farm)
It’s 2025. After secretly writing and producing their first album in ten years, One Direction is weeks away from releasing their first new single and announcing a world tour. With the whirlwind about to begin again, Liam re-evaluates the last ten years - the fame, the money, the people who changed his life forever - and the person who walked away.
📔 The Recklessness in Water by LarryOn 51k
(E, Larry, Enemies to Lovers, lifeguard!Harry, unemployed!Louis)
Louis Tomlinson is miserable. He's stuck on a family vacation at a lake cabin in New Hampshire when all he wants to do is bemoan his sorry existence and wallow in his sweatpants. As if the humidity and mosquitos weren't bad enough, he becomes the singular target of an obnoxious lifeguard named Harry.
📔 Need So Much Of You by lululawrence | @lululawrence 47k
(Not Rated, Larry, Canon Compliant, Fake Relationship, Friends to Lovers)
The would-have-been canon compliant, fake relationship, friends with benefits, friends to lovers fic where Louis wonders if this thing going on with Harry is going to break him or change everything for the better.
📔 We Can Take The Long Road Home by pinkcords | @pinkcords 46k
(E, Larry, Strangers to Lovers, Road Trip)
Harry and Louis fall in love down the coast of California.
📔 Caves End by jacaranda_bloom | @jacaranda-bloom 40k
(E, Larry, famous/non-famous, Farm)
The one where Harry has lost his future, Louis has lost his past, but maybe together, they can find a way through the dark.
📔 Say It Back by wordsnnotes | @quelsentiment 40k
(T, Larry, side Ziam, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, College/Uni AU, Asexual Character)
Harry doesn't know what he wants; Louis is too caught up in his problems to care about what he wants; Niall knows perfectly well what he wants, and that's to be everybody's best friend and comic relief; Zayn thought he knew what he wanted until he's reminded of the past; and Liam has come to terms with the fact that it's okay not to know what you want sometimes.
📔 Until by allwaswell16 | @allwaswell16 38k
(E, Larry, side Shiall, famous/non-famous, Enemies to Lovers, Farm)
Rural Eagle County, Colorado wasn’t the type of place to find a famous musician or actor. At least not until songwriter Louis Tomlinson showed up with pop star Niall Horan to visit his uncle’s horse ranch, and they just happened to find themselves next door to a reclusive former movie star.
📔 Love Moves Like The Sea by flamboyo | @chrysopon 33k
(M, Larry, Friends to Lovers, Pining, Sharing a Bed)
Spending two weeks in his uncle's old house by Lee Bay beach is not Louis' ideal holiday, but sadly is the only one he can afford this summer. Spending those alone with Harry, his best friend who he has spent the last five years in love with, may make everything a little better, though. Away from everyday reality, alone somewhere that makes you forget your past and gloss over your future, maybe it's time for two friends to finally explore what they haven't said (but felt) for years.
📔 If Love Was Easy, They’d Call It Hockey by drowninshallowwater | @drowninshallowwater 28k
(Not Rated - there is smut though, Larry, Hockey AU, Friends to Lovers, hockey player!Louis, doctor!Harry, feat one of my favourite bands in a supporting role)
The one where it takes a broken collarbone for Louis to get back what he lost, even if it is seven years down the road.
📔 Sunflower: Vol. 1 by ourownstrings | @ourownstrings 27k
(M, Larry, side Ziam, farmer!Louis, florist!Harry, Misunderstandings, Grief/Mourning, Depression)
“Real farmers love mornings.” Louis hated that sentiment. But then he wasn’t a real farmer. He just got stuck in the family business and drags himself to the farmers market where he put on his best sunny sales pitch. That is until he meets the new flower vendor. The flower boy who is even wearing floral-patterned clothes as he sells bouquets. Suddenly, Saturday mornings are the highlight of his week.
📔 Walls Are Just Walls (You Are My Home) by logogram | @et-y-etc 26k
(E, Larry, famous/non-famous, Friends to Lovers)
After being injured in a hiking accident, musician Harry and his bodyguard are stuck on the trail with no cell service, no supplies, and with nightfall coming. Louis, who’s a wilderness first responder, comes across them, gives first aid, and calls for a rescue.
📔 A Road To Something Better by taggiecb | @taggiecb 25k
(E, Larry, writer!Louis, mayor!Harry, Friends to Lovers)
Louis Tomlinson, famous romance novelist, has just had the rug pulled out from under his feet when his boyfriend leaves him without notice. What's the most appropriate response to this? Move a thousand miles away and seclude himself in a tiny lake town, of course. But nothing is as he expects it to be in the very best way, especially not the handsome mayor of McAll, Idaho.
📔 You Burn so Bright You can Blind Somebody by heartmeetsbreakx | @heartmeetsbreakx 20k
(GA, Ziam, minor side Larry, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, YouTuber!Liam)
Liam is a popular YouTube vlogger and sometimes Zayn is his cameraman. Liam's subscribers start analyzing their relationship and it changes everything.
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jzixuans · 4 years
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please sir, can I have some tog fic recs?
oh SO many hold on okay (these are all gonna be on ao3)
also under the cut to spare my poor followers
i’ll lay my roots in fertile ground by itsmylifekay (13154 words)
Andy did this on purpose, she’s sure of it. No matter how many excuses about skillsets and plans and 'you’ve been working on your Arabic, it’ll be good practice, Nile'… she knows now it was all a bunch of lies. There can be no other explanation for why she has been here, stuck with Joe in the middle of a hot, Italian summer while Andy has taken Nicky to the northern most part of France. It is a unique and unexpected kind of hell.
(A series of seven stories, snapshots of the first few years of Nile's time with the team. I'm trash for Nile & Nicky & Joe dynamics so there's a lot of that in here, but the others are all part of the craziness as well.)
fluffy slice of life post movie, really funny, really soft, i love how the author built their relationships
though you are alone and not quite beyond loneliness by dialux (26238 words)
“Joe didn’t lie back in that lab,” Booker tells him gently. “I am selfish. I am a liar. But beyond everything else, Nicky, I’m a coward.”
“Really,” says Nicky, looking unimpressed.
[Booker tries to save his family from Quynh. He's rather good at it, if not a little dramatic about the entire process. In the meantime, he learns a little more about himself, his family, and the definitions of bravery, forgiveness and love.]
a study in booker! real in depth, real great long read. (warning for antagonist quỳnh)
even if we win the battle by glitter_lisp (2591 words)
"Our Nile may have missed her calling,” Nicky says with a choked, hoarse laugh. “She should have been an actor. Or a surgeon.”
Then he slumps over in Joe's arms, unconscious, and Nile drops the scalpel, spins around, and throws up on the carpet.
whump but oh so good. focus on nile + nicky after a particularly harrowing mission with some good good nile + joe. (warnings for torture, mentions of throwing up (i mean it’s in the summary), blood, and some leftover trauma)
six summers down by sharkhette (3385 words)
Nile watched the first rays of the sun come filtering through the trees, softly dappling the path in yellow and grey. "Tell me something good?" she asked. "Everything's been such a shitshow since I met you—since even before that. And now, with Booker gone, and Andy…" She swallowed and turned to Nicky, who watched her with big, soft eyes. "Just tell me something I can look forward to in all this."
nile and nicky go for a run. the consequences of immortality catch up to her. some real good nile + nicky plus bonus immortal family at the end (warning for talk of quỳnh’s drowning)
atlas by bestillmyslashyheart (1336 words)
Nile is fine until she isn't. When the weight of her actions catches up to her, she needs someone to talk to.
some more nile + nicky from that time i deep dived the tag. for when you want to imagine nicky scooping you up in a big warm hug
i found love where it wasn’t supposed to be by imadetheline (1070 words)
Nile has a nightmare. Her family is there for her. And for one another.
late night immortal family dance party. makes you feel like everything is right in the world
at the crossings of two heart lines by mayqueen517 (4239 words)
"You understand - you cannot look back until you both stand beneath the sun."
"I do not need to see my love to know he is there. He is the breath in my lungs and the beat of my heart."
"Very well." ---
A Joe/Nicky twist on the Orpheus/Eurydice myth.
if you thought hadestown made you cry, this’ll wrench you more. happy ending though!! (warnings for death (obv), so much despair and hopelessness)
this lifetime and the next by kirasometimes (6662 words)
Shortly after marrying the love of his life, Nicky dies and his husband disappears.
or: Nicky is newly immortal and Joe has no idea.
a super interesting take. it’s still living in my head two weeks later and i Really need to reread it. (warnings for death, blood, stabbings, canon typical violence i guess. lab capture)
#nickyisnotamouse (and other stories from a happy universe) by lydenicokite (6806 words)
It may be a cliché to say this (“I didn’t want to become famous, it just happened!”), but Nicolò’s youtube career started as a joke. Actually, it started with Yusuf, like all the best things in Nicky’s life.
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Nicky is a famous Youtuber, even if most of his fans are more interested in Joe, the elusive cameraman who never appears in front of the camera but flirts with Nicky in every video, than in the actual cooking and book reviewing. #RevealTheHusband and #WhereIsJoe are trending on twitter every time Nicky uploads a new video, but Nicky still believes it's important to keep his life with Joe private. It can't be that difficult, right?
hilarious modern youtuber!nicky au with lots of great interactions between the team and also nicky’s adorable (warning for drinking)
this time with knives by arkada (3588 words)
Joe gets into trouble on a mission.
Nicky gets him back.
badass nicky with knives saves his husband. nile + nicky + joe on a mission. not as angsty as it sounds. (warning for canon typical violence, death (joes dies a good handful), lots of described stabbing and slashing, blood)
even oaks must bend by winteryknights (2631 words)
The sidestreets are dead silent compared to the bustle of downtown, letting both ease and worry simmer in Joe’s bones as they pass only occasional pedestrians on their walk to the address Copley had given them. It’s a small apartment, part of a stonework building that’s likely just as old as Booker himself and a part of Joe wonders if he’d chosen it for the familiarity. A bigger part of him finds that it still hurts to care.
Or,
Andy doesn't have ninety years, but she does have a plan.
they go get booker early. things are sorted out. nicky and joe’s pain is acknowledged and booker is held accountable
ever have i never by nilmiel (525 words)
“Never have I ever had Joe profess his undying love for me to a bunch of people trying to kill us.” Joe had run out to pick up the takeout they’d ordered, and Nile had decided to teach the remaining group of fossils she now called family a new game for while they waited. And if it was a game she was guaranteed to win? Well. That wasn’t on purpose. — A small fic in which Joe loves his family, and the immortal fam love Joe.
i just really like joe waxing poetic about his family
the devil you know by falseconfidence (2254 words)
In which Nile drives the getaway car for the first time and quickly learns that there's a reason why everyone in this family drinks.
where nicky is your annoying dad in the passenger seat and andy slashes the tires of a dickbag and nile is Very Tired (warning for brief canon typical violence, unsafe car practices)
let our moment linger by indiebitch (1466 words)
there was something so lovely about Yusuf being draped across him like this. The rise and fall of his stomach as a reminder that his love, his heart was still breathing. The happy little sighs Joe would let out every once in a while. It just made Nicky so happy he could weep.
or Nicky loving to watch his husband sleep
soft sleepy husbands fluff
i found peace in your violence by incurableromancer (1387 words)
Nile knows that Joe could take apart and reassemble any make or model of gun you put in front of him while blindfolded and probably handcuffed. She knows that he can competently fly more planes and man more ships than Nile has or will see for many, many years to come. She’s heard stories about him defusing bombs and making it home in time for dinner, and yet. He’s still mildly afraid of microwaves, and doesn’t know how to type with his thumbs. Nile has seen him cry at The Notebook, and then cry again hours later while telling Nicky about it.
Or: found family, and moments of happiness, peace and healing between the chaos.
nile and joe hang out!!!
hope these are enough to tide you over!! (and lmk if i missed a link or anything)
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crabsxdragons · 4 years
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Wen Family
Parents
Jun :
from y/n’s eyes - someone who makes her happy, flirty as heck like he still flirts with her even after they have two children (he’s never gonna stop with those pick up lines), notices little things about her which is how he can easily know what she’s feeling, takes great care of his family, he is a hardworking husband who comes home to become the funniest baba
from their children’s eyes - number one supporter along with mama, cuddles before bed and cuddles in the morning, cooks the best Chinese dishes at home, piggy back rides (not so much now because Jun claims he’s getting older and they’re getting heavier), they share the same sense of humor and lots of inside jokes (it’s a family thing)
Y/n :
from Jun’s eyes - he can never get over how much patience y/n has for him (and for their children who mostly inherits his characters), y/n started off being his eating partner before Jun realized that he wants her to become his lifetime partner, someone who understands his jokes (even if y/n sometimes laughed just for his sake, her laugh is still one of his favorite things), also the best mama for Lily and Hao
from their chidren’s eyes - someone to shield themselves with when baba is being a tickle monster, their source of comfort (from her presence, her voice, her hugs and kisses), their number one supporter, someone who always encourages them to try new things and to always be thankful for what they have
Children
Wen Lihua (9) - prefers to be called Lily (a nickname first given by Uncle Soonyoung), she likes watching old videos of Jun dancing and performing on stage (also the funny videos edited by fans), likes to takeover Jun’s Youtube channel (joining him in vlogs, cooking videos and sometimes being Jun’s personal cameraman), has potential in the acting department
Wen Jihao (6) - baba’s partner in crime in everything (including giving y/n a heartattack when they spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen trying to make a pizza bomb, please don’t ask what that is), has started learning how to play the piano because he is so fascinated whenever his baba plays it in the living room
Family
Please don’t let their appearances fool you, because the Wen Family is the definition of funny and chaotic. Poor y/n is probably the most normal one out of the four. But even y/n has her moments. This family, they really really love food, not as much as they love each other but- yeah, they really love their meals. Can be seen eating out during the weekends, mostly Chinese restaurants because baba wants to introduce his children to their herritage. They also hosts the best and most memorable dinner parties at their restaurant (yes, Jun finally gets to open up the restaurant of his dreams), with Jun’s super extra cooking show and tricks being the highlights of it. Not only are they fun to be around with, they are some of the kindest person you will ever met (if you get the chance to meet them). They also have their own unique way of seeing things, basically their way of thinking never fails to surprise everyone. This has something to do with how Jun and y/n raised their children in a very comfortable and safe environment which allows them to explore what they want and love. Because they know that as long as they’re being nice to people, baba and mama will always have their backs.
Seventeen Family AU
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airlea-sicarius · 7 years
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More Noctlea Headcanons
because hahahahaha these came into my head when I went to finish up a drawing. Once you read this, lemme know how dorky you think they are are! Tagging: @jojopitcher @dkashaani117 @bluefirefox23 @noboomoon - During the ten year darkness, Airlea totally sets up a YouTube channel where she has a variety of things - vlogs from the journey, little stories, showing off pictures she took (99% of them are Noctis being cute) and Prompto's her cameraman (she either calls him cameraman, Prompto, Argentum, bestie, friendly or Pompom). - She helps Iggy find his way again - because yo he was her mentor and she wants to help him out anyway she can - including helping with the cooking - She also gets the Regalia back and fixes her up (don't ask me how she got it but she's not a Sicarius for nothing - she probably got Audacia to help her out tbh). - So she ends up vlogging her reunion with Noctis (which Prompto ends up taking her phone and filming it all) and she's just crying and every one ends up hugging them both (Prompto first then, Ignis, then Gladio - so Talcott probably ends up filming) - So anyway, she's trying to film a let's play, right? (it's really ffxv she's playing hahahaha) and then a recovering Noct limps into the background (whilst Luna's dying) and shevs not paying any attention because she's crying... and then in the background Noct just pokes his head back into frame and approaches her (her filming set up is just sitting down on the bed tbh) and he just, you know, hugs her from behind with his legs either side of her and he's just in his pyjamas that say 'lemme sleep' and he just takes the controller from her and plays it whilst she stares blankly ahead. - Also expect challenges like the whisper challenge (he decides to be a dork and he says 'colourful' and she says 'I love you' because of course that what she lipreads and he's a blushing mess...) - Also expect annual chocomog festival visits and stuff - She also sings multiple tunes and when it gets to December she's singing the good old Christmas songs. She gets all I want for Christmas and Noct just sneaks in, exhausted from the latest three hour long meeting, and he just gives her a good old fashioned smooch halfway through the song...That video is never uploaded -Moving away from that though, Airlea is legit not a fan of touching fish. She once fell into a pond in Insomnia (bare foot may I add) and a fish brushed up against her ankle and oh my god she swam for her life - Innuendos exist. 'Don' t you like my fishing rod?' "I rather enjoy your fishing rod" ' eat your carrots' "Ignis, the only carrot I'll eat is -" 'You are children' "C'mon Iggy, Audacia was feeling your cherry tomatoes and your aubergine when you were, what, seventeen? Eighteen?" - She has a point- "LALALALALALALALALALLALALALALAKALALALALSLS ADULT CONVERSATION ALERT" 'Prompto, covering my eyes won't stop me from hearing Ignis stuttering' - She may be a big flirt, but when it comes to Noctis getting changed in the morning (or night whichever one) and he's in the teasing mood, she is very susceptible to turn her back to him all night and blushing whenever she looks at him the next day - Despite this, oh boy can't she shove that boy into the bed, straddle him, run her fingers up her chest, give him a heated smooch, and then leave the room to get food. - He just... you know... gets his revenge... and the next morning Gladio raises a brow at her because she's, ya know, just a little sore down there, and Noct's looking all smug... but she just throws a book at him. He knows. Because they were loud. God he wanted to sleep for once. And he thought Ignis was bad... - These two are not embarrassed to share a bed together since they kinda did at sleepovers - one would be in bed, the other under a blanket on the bed. And the next morning would be them hugging because one or the other either had a nightmare (looking at Noct mainly) or just wanted a pillow (Airlea, don't run away from this). - Airlea is also hella clumsy whilst vaulting over fences or whatever - falling into holes, tripping over her own feet, ya know. Also tries too hard to prove Gladio she can fight better than him. - Her reaction to 'puny just like yours'? hahahahaha. "Gladio, I've seen his size and Audacia's seen yours. You make up for your lack of size in the muscle, Noct is just right' FISH THROWN AT HER and an embarrassed Noct throwing himself into the lake. - Altissia. Walking along on a date at the carnival. She accidentally whacks Noct's Royal sceptre (giggles) with her hand. So he's blushing because... hahaha. Mummy Ignis is in a chocobo suit and he flails around with a kweh and a 'CHILDREN YOU VR E IN PUBLIC' so she throws herself into the canal to be punished for her sins... she get whacked by a gondola, gets a chocobo chick on her head, and she refuses to look at Noct for the rest of the day (also imagine Gladio whispering 'you and Audacia need to be quiet when you're fucking her' to Ignis - or Gladio slapping his butt - and he's flustered and there's just this chocobo mascot jumping around flapping his wings... all the while Noct's trying to take Airlea's hand but she just refuses because she sinned... hahaha... like accidentally touching is sceptre is a sin considering she really wants him to take her in the hotel... oh dear) - Don't worry. When she says she's seen his Kingly Sword (oh my god please stop me from these innuendos) she actually means 'when I was seventeen, I accidentally walked into his room whilst he was naked'. She slammed the door and ran to her room where she dunked her head in cold water... She may have been embarrassed, but, well, ya know... Prompto had to get them talking again... - Prompto: friend zoned. He has this crush on Airlea but he still wanted the two to fetch together so he tried... - Slow dancing is grand, but they can do one Heck of a rhumba in the boudoir *wink wonk flirty eyebrows* - handholding in public (he also wants to give her a good snog in front of luna but he's a gentleman so he doesn't... but he does before the whole shenanigans) - we all know he wants to protect her, but she wants to do something alone (not the perverted thing silly, just shopping for food) she'll tease him until he's too self conscious to go outside...
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