#and facial hair

[oeuvrinarydurian]

It’s SNARKY LITTLE SHIT SUNDAY.

There’s so much Snark to choose from in this scene that I literally could not edit it into a GIF. It’s 84 seconds of videotastic delight.

Volume up.

Snark gold. 

[ozymoron]

been sorta doing voice training-esk shit while on t so like i can make my voice so super deep but also high again which like kinda fucking rules idk i just think its neat the human body can do that im sure mt voice will get deeper and shit and i might not be able to do it anymore but for the time being im having fun doing duets with myself lmao

[boqvistsbabe]

Me because Tyson mother fucking Jost has seen my instagram story and therefore has seen the picture I drew of him

[baku-links-the-weirdo]

It WOULD be......if I didn't have social anxiety

You’re sitting there unkissed and I’m sitting here also unkissed maybe….there’s a solution to our problems…..no……surely it can’t be that simple…..

[wolfythewitch]

Jon sketch

[supernowa-art]

old men<3

[the-rodent-gentleman]

All rise for the Big Daddy of Wrath

And as a bonus:

[wolfertinger666]

Dom

(He/him) 🏳️‍⚧️🐏

[timethehobo]

Just some scribbly crow boys.

[golyhawhaw]

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[idiot-mushroom]

he’s healing

[thisisthem]

Beards N4, N5 & N6

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[wasyago]

various tango doodles

[theeretblr]

I've had a lot of fun playing with my gender presentation over the past few years! But I think it is time to return to 2019 Eret

[kirchenaere]

Preparing to sexualize that old man by sketching fanart of a game that isn't even out yet

[puttingwingsonwords]

I do think the ‘comedy’ of Dracula in this part of the story only adds to the horror. Like we can all go ‘haha lizard fashion’ because it is ridiculous, he’s crawling barefoot on that wall like 🦎

But also fucking imagine a whole ass man skittering down a wall like that, the fact that his cloak is billowing like wings means he must be going fast too bc otherwise it would just fall over his head. (Or idk maybe he is using magic powers to make his cloak look cooler who knows.)

And it’s in his pretending to have servants too, I know, my most popular post rn is calling him a loser for it which he is!! He’s probably really embarrassed about it too bc it’s demeaning for a boyar to do those chores!

But Jonathan doesn’t have the luxury of laughing at this stuff.

One thing that really caught my attention this time is the uncanny valley of it all. From the moment Jonathan meets the Count, he can tell something is off. No matter how thickly he puts on the charm, Dracula can’t hide the fact that he’s not human; he’s something else, a ‘creature in the semblance of a man’, there’s something innately off-putting about his presence. His eyes, his teeth, his hands, his smell: he has the aura of a predator and Jonathan, his prey, can feel it.

From Jonathan’s point of view, every hilarious weird thing the Count does is another sign of him being Not Human, as well as the fact that he’s in total control—as his ruse of normality is slowly falling apart, but there’s still nothing Jonathan can do. The mask is slipping, the Count is revealing his true nature—whether accidentally or on purpose—and Jonathan can only watch and keep pretending in the hope that it will prolong his life.