if I had a nickel for every time I fell unexpectedly and horribly in love with an emotionally unavailable tall engineer who had kind eyes, a gentle voice, deep devotion to Christ, and was steadfast, diligent, faithful, and good and CONSISTENT in his character, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened TWICE !!!
I know everyone is giving their two cents on batman appearing in mawsm right now, but honestly I think it would be funny if, like, in season 2 (definitely not season 1 I think that should focus entirely on the main trio before introducing other dc characters like kara and such) I think that I would want One (1) World’s Finest episode except batman doesn’t even show up, it’s just Bruce Wayne showing up consistently in the B plot while the Daily Planet Intern Gang are running around getting into shenanigans. I want it to be implied that he’s Batman, and maybe Jimmy throws out a conspiracy theory that he is Batman, but everyone shoots it down because Jimmy’s theories are only somewhat right like 10% of the time anyway.
Contrary to popular belief, the most romantic way to declare your intentions of devoting your life to your partner is not, "Will you marry me?" but is in fact:
im a firm believer in that hunter has the worst taste in men. luz introduced him and gus to gravity falls and his brain chemicals were permanently changed by fanart of human bill cipher. he tells luz about the "cooler than uh, most humans. i think" guy he saw at the store today and she has to stop herself from sobbing purely because her witch-boy-slash-other-half is such a loser