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iconoplastic · 7 months ago

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Absolutely insane that right now I’m sober, not drinking caffeine, not smoking, and eating the “””healthiest””” I’ve ever eaten in my life and my body is the most unhealthy it has ever been

#all of these things are to stop my health from getting worse #like if I didn’t feel like absolute dogshit if I did it I would be drinking black coffee and smoking cigarettes all day #and eating nothing but donuts #god I miss donuts #fucked that I finally developed a good relationship with food and then my body was like #actually if you eat anything remotely delicious or in larger quantities than a toddler you will feel horribly sick and wish you were dead

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housecow · 7 months ago

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can i admit something… being lazy turns me on, a lot. which means i get hungry because the two are connected and i can’t help it. then i have to (over)eat and it makes me lazy. i can have two 32oz weight gain shakes, and entire meal, and keep snacking for hours.

it’s a vicious cycle i have no intention of breaking

#i can’t nap bc the idea of doing nothing for an hour is great but.#the idea of doing nothing but eating for an hour is even better #i’m so so full right now. but i need so much more #i got a donut sandwich and a chicken sandwich and many donuts.. and fudge.#talk

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hanzajesthanza · 3 months ago

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(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

#EDIT: see replies and asks right after this - hitting the side of the neck means drunk :D #i think the 'gesture' here must have been tilting your head back and lifting your hand to your lips mimicking throwing back a shot #but i don't know because nothing more is described in the writeup of the interview anyways #official translation of above texts: 'the boys sent me to the village to fetch some blood' 'i flew under the influence'#if those ring more bells #the witcher books #c: regis #because i wish to eat a third donut #interviews #andrzej sapkowski #this is why the regis enjoyment does not really extend to other vampires for me. well except wwdits vampires #i guess my rule is that: 'they have to be funny'#the thing is... yes regis can disappear into thin air and turn into a bat and bewitch with a gaze #but... his struggle... is mundane :p #he's... very normal. he sleeps in a bedroll and eats breakfast just with everyone else... idk regis with porridge is so funny to me #fantasy genre: so what is your idea for vampires? unholy demons? walking corpses? humanity in crisis of undeath? sexy aristocrats????#sapkowski: Alcoholism.#i will say though SOOOOO refreshing to have a vampire that's around humans and not struggling with the urge to 'feed' on them jfc #regis' urge to drink not being some inhuman clawing or some lustful thirst nonsense #but the desire to have a drink that comes from being socially awkward at a party...#and of course later... the kind of desire to have a drink that comes from when your life and everything in it has gone to shit #'... all fears linked to my vampiric nature are groundless. I won’t attack anybody...#... nor will I creep around at night trying to sink my teeth into somebody’s neck.'#that milva and cahir (and likely also dandelion though he wouldn't admit to it in writing) checked their necks when they woke up LOL !#one for my fellow geregis enjoyers:#regis: don't worry i wont press my lips to your neck | dandelion milva cahir: wheeewww! | geralt: ... aw :T

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evildeerboy · 4 months ago

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a little disappointed in kurtis conner making like. the classic “connecting americans eating burger to diabetes” joke. like first of all its never been a funny joke on its own but also no matter what you say to skinny people on this topic they dont believe that like. someone with normal blood sugar/insulin can eat as many burgers as they want and never get diabetes. while someone with insulin resistance can eat the same amount or less burgers and still develop t2 diabetes. bc its fucking genetic not a choice.

#i will literally die on the hill that t2 diabetes is not a lifestyle disease cause me n ian eat the same if i dont eat better than him and-#-somehow im the one at risk of pre-diabetes #like how is it a lifestyle choice issue if ppl without IR can eat 12 donuts in one day and have nothing happen to them. haildfakdsa;jasjfald #ever.txt

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distantsolarsystemsandsnails · 2 months ago

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things i’ve eaten today:

a toasted cheese pie thingy

three mealworms

a cricket

a lifesaver

a donut

some pasta

#my first time eating bugs #it was… fine. the mealworms tasted like nothing and the cricket was slightly nutty but still pretty bland #i guess they were good #one guy said the mealworms tasted like popcorn and if i’d eaten more of them i’d probably agree #but anyway now i can say i’ve eaten bugs #the donut was delicious btw #tw bugs #tw eating bugs #tw food #solar systems posting

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mik-mania · 3 months ago

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going 2 school full time and working 2 jobs and still not being able to afford basic necessities sucks

#im soooo tired #i rly should be out working rn but im. so tired.#ive been goin since 600am nonstop w nothing to eat bc no monies #thats a lie i got to have a donut at work #can things stop costing so much...ive been living off the vending machines at school 💀

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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years ago

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Ok so apparently it's not normal that whenever someone goes to a restaurant and I'm with them, I expect them to get just themselves food and then we leave. Like if you get me food or ask if I want anything I will in fact look at you like you're a stranger who just walked up and offered me a 100 dollar bill

#what can i say im just used to getting nothing #both my parents and my older sisters would go to get food and basically never get me anything #if i did get anything it also wasnt 'what do you want' it was 'heres what im getting you youre welcome'#lol and i was okay with that? guys. guys am i supposed to raise my standards #is this like. am i not respecting myself enough #like this is me having gottwn much better too. i used to be even worse #if i went to your house and you let me sleep on something that wasnt the floor i would stare at yoy in shock #i was mentally incapable of comprehending that i could get whatever i wanted off of a menu #one time my friends mom actually yelled at me because she took me to dunk8n donuts and asked what i wanted #and i froze up so bad that i just couldnt say anything because i didnt know what she meant #i was like 'oh you dont need to get me anything' 😭😭 and she INSISTED she had to get me something #for context i mustve been like 9 and i had NEVER had anyone ask my what i wanted before #i also was so prepared to just skip breakfast due to the anxiety of this situation #turns out having kids skip breakfast is also not super normal? me and my sisters usually wouldnt eat breakfast #especially on sunday mornings before church because there was snacks there

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essektheylyss · 2 years ago

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I have, at long last, cleaned my work email inbox out entirely. I am THRIVING.

Unfortunately I did also have the realization that I'm gonna be forced to use outlook as my primary interface for grad school email purposes, and that's going to be hell on earth.

#listen not to be an earth sign but is there anything more mundanely satisfying than an empty inbox.#no action items. projects organized where i want them. nothing urgently demanding my attention.#I'm gonna lay down on the floor of my office and eat a donut and then get to work on the now-prioritized to do list I've made for myself #(that's a lie. I'll start on that on Monday if I'm being honest.)

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bluewaterlily · 2 years ago

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Gonna start thanking the wilderness when I get stuff I want no matter what the context is

#example: yesterday I was craving donuts and sad I couldn’t eat them anymore #and today I went to the shop and saw them selling gluten free donuts #thank you wilderness (I say having offered nothing)#Yellowjackets #personal

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flashhwing · 2 years ago

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the other day i saw someone say something about using stale donuts to make french toast well today i have stale donuts .... hmmmm

#why did i buy a half dozen donuts for myself. what did i think was gonna happen #i am not a person who will eat multiple donuts in a day #did i think they would actually last a whole week #this has been a post #i shoulda frozen them smh did my mama teach me NOTHING

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