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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 8 months ago

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You know, I like you and I've followed you for ages but when I see you posting about how you want ethnic cleansing it kinda grosses me the fuck out

no, actually. i don't know. because i don't know you. you are a complete stranger to me. and i don't care how much you liked me or how disappointed you are. your disapproval means less than nothing to me. what gets your approval is horrific.

you already know that 'from the river to the sea' means 'palestine will be free' you know that it's a call to end the ethnic cleansing of palestinians. you are so drunk on internet juice and brainwashed by the disneyfication of colonialism you think that the ongoing annihilation of innocent people for nearly a century is somehow justifiable and that a slogan representing earnest hope of freedom is an attack on you. you think hoping for people's freedom and safety is threatening to you. you believe that hope is a threat.

you already know all of these things, and you are approaching in bad faith because it's all you know how to do. you want me to post frieren not arguing with a zionist kill yourself image because it will reinforce your victim complex. you want me, someone with absolutely no skin in the game so to speak, to overreact because it's painful subject matter and you'll be able to point to it and say whatever it is you feel like saying that will justify in your heart or to your friends that millions of people should be killed so that some other people can steal their homes, kill their children, desecrate their graves, and piss on their existences.

you want me to tell you to kill yourself so that you can feel better about supporting a genocide. you want me to be toothlessly mean to you online so that you feel better about supporting a genocide.

not that a strangers blog is some important place that you need to seek refuge in, but you will never be welcome here. i will not make you comfortable about your position and i will not allow you to feel peaceful here. you don't get to enter my house and put your feet on my couch and watch my children play and hear me laugh over meals with my loved ones as we share art and tell jokes and talk about our day.

you want me to tell you to kill yourself because you're miserable and cruel and you want to believe you are justified, but you aren't. you never will be. im not going to tell you to kill yourself. i'm telling you, despite your proclivity to the contrary, to get the hell out of my house.

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#op #anon #to be completely fair #i have in fact posted frieren kill yourself image multiple times in response to these #but yeah its reactionary of me. of me especially. ive realized it's not my place.#anyway if you actually believed what you said you'd say it with your whole chest off anon #too bad about your hopeless cowardice #from the river to the sea #palestine will be free #and dont message me a third time.#get out of my house means get out of my fucking house.

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serendipitous-mage · 1 month ago

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HEY DIDU GET A LOT OF VOTING MAIL?

this is what the ACTUAL absentee ballot envelope looks like if you've been waiting for it and aren't sure if it's in the pile of other shit they send out!!!

it will have this logo on it and also specify that it is "official absentee balloting material"

every 'official' looking piece of mail i got for weeks i thought would be it and wasn't, my ballot was returned to the city clerk office so i went in and picked up a new one in person

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YOU CAN DO THIS TOO!! i am holding your hand, i am prepping a blanket fort for you to crawl into and hide once you get back, it's ok, we can do this<3

IF YOU'RE MISSING YOUR BALLOT, check vote dot org, or, just google your city/town and 'election office' or 'municipal clerk', you can go in and let them know you don't have your ballot yet and would like to cancel what they sent out and pick up a new one in person, you may even be able to just fill it out there and hand it back to them all in one trip!

i'll rebagel with some links i can get a better pic also if anyone needs sorry i was just sending it to the gc but then decided to also post ;w;'

#remembering now i saw another post that had this logo on it #but id forgotten OTL #im not sure if the envelope may look a little different if its actually Mailed and not Handed over the counter but prob just addresses #vote #just me #fucking FINALLY have this thing it was expected the FIRST WEEK OF OCT #i dont want to go up there a Third time but i refuse to just mail it back i dont trust it i am Handing this to a physical person #dont be complacent- remember hillary was 'so far ahead she doesnt think about trump' IDC WHAT THE STATS LOOK LIKE RN #we need to assume that Every asshole and racist and malicious bastard out there who can vote are going to because they Will #because its just another day to them just another act of bigotry whereas anyone with a #conscience is having a fucking nightmare of a time about it AND THATS OK me too bud but thats why we gota do it<3 #a lesser evil is still less evil #pick the one that wont make it even More impossible to ever be able to get ranked choice voting so we dont *have* to pick between evils #we can pick good #but rn we just have to pick as good as is possible to Get there #im doing it you can too<3 #there are so many step by step posts out there and vote.org really does make it ez but if you got any questions lmk #anon asks are on u can message u can email whatever lol idc if u need help to get this done i will do my damndest

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willowser · 1 year ago

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gaining all those new followers from plagiarizing poc and running them off tumblr you're a terrible person and i hope you rot

so this is another really heavy accusation that i take very seriously.

who is it that i've run off, exactly ?? if you are said person or know them personally, i would love to have the ability to speak to you/them one-on-one, like grown adults, so that we can clear the air or discuss whatever issue there seems to be.

i doubt that you'll respond legitimately but this has always been my stance on your issue with me, that has kept you coming back to, not only my main account but also my nsfw account, daily. sometimes multiple times a day. you've also never once given me any kind of definition on what it is exactly that i've "plagiarized" — which, again, leads me me to believe you're just choosing to be hateful for no reason ?? the ONLY reference that's been made in the last few weeks that this has been going on, is the love island bakugou concept, and if that's what you're still sticking by, then — again — i urge you to understand what plagiarism actually is.

#for the third time now — i am urging you to message me privately so we can squash this #i truly dont understand how this could be fun for you ?? so what's the point in wasting your time over something you know isn't true ???#if you genuinely thought i'd stolen something i think you would have come at me with evidence straight away #and if i had anything to hide i wouldnt have answered you publicly THREE TIMES NOW #who have i run off ?? in my original love island bakugou post i added a link to the only other post(s) i had seen about it #but even still !! writing about a widely popular television show that's currently airing isn't plagiarism #anyway. again — sorry to everyone that has to see this but !! if this person is brave enough to do this not only to me but close friends —#— then they should be brave enough to be witnessed as they so deeply desire #the great anon calypse of 2023 #✿ ask willow

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nomairuins · 2 days ago

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i think itis funny in the past when i would list my interests as if i post abt them i donot post abt the shit im into rly Mainly bc im not rly Into Into anything anymore i occasionally watch or read or play something but i dont do fandom stuff rly much.... just sometimes i get brainworms

#do i still list my interests somewhere i dont knowwww #i just stopped rly being into fandom a few years ago combination depression antipathy + bad experiences in fandom spaces #but idk. me listing my interests didnt rly accomplish anything for anyone bc it was just like anddd just so you know i was crazy abt this #video game for a rly long time it probably wont ever come up again but it might maybe one day. yk. ig its just sharing info Which is one #supposes the point of all of this but idk #its not that im cagey abt my interests except that one which i cant talk abt publically bc its a triple a game and im embarassed abt it. no #anything bad im just embarrassed . its not anything any of my oomfies have ever posted abt either so its just for me. and lamp . and when #the third game comes out i might post very very very vaguely abt it ......... possibly.#but ya its like. idk i think you guys have to find out abt my plague tale obsession on your own through lived experience. aka just me seein #like the word king and randomly collapsing to the floor and going KING HUGO 😭😭😭😭😭 oh god hugo guys oh god . please play plague tale #i wish i had finished that tw thing i started making but then i got too focused on the color palette and making it look nice and i stopped.#umm tw child death animal death The plague some gorey stuff theres some cult things in the second game ummm. yeah ..... its rly special to #me tho i love those games PLAY PLAGUE TALE!!! and if u need more indepth tws ill give them to you even if i have to replay both games to #refresh my memory... lamp wont play plaguetale with me (not their speed) so im all alone </3 but i miss it i might replay soon... i wish i #was in like discord servers so i could play it on call w ppl or something <- is in discord servers but is shy and Also i feel like playing #game on call is like a level like 2 friendship thing and i cant even do level 1 friendship things like i feel i need to at least be talking #regularly in a server b4 i like try to do Calls in the server esp for plague tale bc its like a 1p game so wed need a rapport to like have #shit to talk abt and etc ..... i could just infodump abt the game but again i feel doing that to like strangers/oomfies would b weird. ik i #come on here and talk abt whatever i want but its like you guys dont Have to read this and its not like a server where Yeah im not talking #to one person but im still like Oh well ive sent a message and its in the channel and everybody just has to look at it and whatever.#but on here i post i nobody cares and it just gets pushed down and its Fine bc its not like anybody has to feel obliged to respond #which is fine. you know.. i just hate being like a nuisance i hate . idk how to phrase. imposing myself on others ig.. which is dumb bc the #i turn around and whine abt how i have no friends and its like Maybe that is bc you donot talk to anyone bc yr scared they will be annoyed #with you and you dont leave the house and have no interests to bond with ppl and etc. but basically the difference is ive written all this #and you guys can just not read it or you can just read it and ignore it and its different. even tho i am like addressing you and i do have #like. weird parasocial thing with My followers or whatever where i talk directly to you YES YOU! reading this. IDKK im rambling so much i #dont know what im talking abt anymore. i proooooobably need to go to sleep im hungry tho but im not but i am. but i think my sleep is getti #off schedule again i had trouble sleeping yesterday too... ugh

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pidgefudge · 10 months ago

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me when. me when the i-spy zoom date 😳

#OUR FIRST VOICE CALL SHDJSHFSHDHDKSHDJSHDJSHDKSDKSHDSHDGKSHFHSFGJSDKSLDJDDHFGHS #i mean. weve shared plenty of voice messages on discord but like #our first time talking live out loud aaaaaaaaa #me when i spend 90% of the time making him laugh >>>>#me when i gush in the third person about a guy whos gonna see this when i post it #im a bit gay i think you all are aware by now 😁#i reblog lots of gay posts but i dont think i ever write any myself..... should i make a leo tag #prettyboy clam sauce #i think that's perfect #pigeon coos

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obnoxiousarcade · 5 months ago

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I have a longing to be understood more than anything else i think

#someone very recently acknowledged something that usually goes unseen and it wasn't even that great of an acknowledgement but ive just been #staring at the messages every once in a while. its great. not really i sort of feel like a real weirdo #im very lonely. i cant say why but let it be known that i am very lonely #ok i have a question to those who lie their eyes upon this post: tell me what you know about me please?#so much lies in my social perception and i am just. not being perceived. at all. darn #i have a lot to cry about but morally i dont think i should-- specifics would mean being mean to the people i love #talking to anyone anymore just makes me feel horrible. doing anything anymore makes me feel horrible..tmbg has my back though ill live for #another.week or a few. and then my birthday will happen and rhen um #.Well. it sucks that sucks man. i dont want to disclose my age but to elaborate on why ACTUALLY HOLD ON #the thing i am about to say is not true; it is a metaphorical thing: it is my 21st birthday soon.#i decided that i wouldnt live past this age around 5 years ago and the only reason ive lived five years is being killed this year. i dont #think every thing ive been desperately clinging on to for the past 2 (?) years can keep me alive past then..i think im going to die. i have #to #NO MORE BEING A DOWNER #fox (vulpes vulpes) on the Internet for the first time #okay maybe a little more..i dont know who im talking to in this post. my friends do not read my tumblr and. i dont know anyone else.really.#uh #I'm listen to tmbg right now i love them #hey reader; i can only think of 3 people who see enough about me to check my blog. so i have separate questions for the each of you.#one of you likes (liked? school came in and i couldnt see your blog much past then; idk if its changed) tmbg. what do you think of The Else?#and uh you there... the guyyy. Google john flansburgh..i dont have a reason to this one ive just not been able to stop thinking about askin #you what you think of him.#um third person..... um #okay theres nothing iecan ask. i do want to apologize to you though: im sorry.#iThis is bullshit #im gonna delete this soon #Um also sorry if my wording here is. really wack. i tend to do that #i dont think anyones going to see this as is always #i think i just like talking to the hypothetical beast. yeah

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ditch-lily · 2 years ago

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yeah so I just had to close messages from tumblrs I don't follow. I'm sorry to everyone else who messages me that way ugh 😭

#LIKE????#this is the third fucking time just let me post a selfie in peace #if i dont follow u and YOU ARE A KP NERD who messages me that way lemme know cause #i havent been paying attention but hit me up for mutalism lol

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corvidaedream · 1 year ago

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decided to pick my battles and not make it a Thing w my roommates (the three I share a bathroom with) that they kept leaving their damp used washcloths next to the toilet lately

turns out! don't i look like a fool! the toilet has been leaking on that one side for almost a month and they didn't want to tell me or the landlord bc they knew either way they'd have to talk to him and they don't like him!!

water! leaking! for almost a month!!!

#messages from the ouija board #im literally about to cry like. i texted the landlord that we need a plumber and shut off the valve but #what the fuck! what kind of water damage is happening down there!!! im going to be sick!!!#im so mad and two of them are otherwise pretty alright people (although the third one who is their gf drives me insane)#but like! if we lose our deposit/have to pay for the repairs im literally making them pay me my share of the deposit and/or cover repairs #im not paying for this! and these fuckers had the nerve to lecture me on being the 'messiest person in the house' bc i forget dishes in the #sink if i put them there when the dishwasher is running/i dont have time to handwash them #and at the time they said that!!! they all knew about the toilet!!!!!

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arolesbianism · 10 months ago

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The "oh god one of my dupes caught hypothermia I need to help them immediately" to "I get it you're scalding stop crying it's only like 120 degrees" pipeline

#rat rambles #posts that are funnier depending on what temperature measurement settings you use #oni posting #now dont get me wrong I love and care abt my dupes very much I just also know theyll survive despite the game screaming at me #its to the point that I just ignore suffocation and starvation messages at this point since 99% of the time its a false alarm #oxygen not included when a dupe starts their break and doesn't instantly go to eat #tbf false alarms tend to be a consequence of needlessly long comutes so it technically is a sign of an issue #but do I look like the type of person who could be assed to set up a tube system? fuck no #but I definitely need to get some extra ranchers on my second colony because my poor besties devon and nisbet are overworked as hell #at least I think nisbet is my second rancher? its either her or camille I get them mixed up a lot #but I think camile is digger and if nisbet isnt the second rancher idk what she'd be #on my main colony I recently upscaled my rancher population by a Lot but tbf that's mostly because I have like 4 soon to be 5 ranches there #Im trying to domesticate one of every domesticable critter in this run #which I dont think includes morbs rip bestie #I dont think beetas are either but I could be wrong #but yeah Im gonna get a lightbug ranch started soon and after that I just need slicksters and gassy moos #....neither of which I have found the location of yet #Ill find them eventually but I also do need to worry abt where Im gonna actually place my slickster ranch #I'd bring them home but I dont have high hopes in my ability to get them a decent living space especially since its rime #so I might end up setting up a third colony once I find a planet with a functioning oil biome

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raytorosaurus · 1 year ago

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housesitting a hyper-energetic long-haired semi-toilet-trained spaniel who demands Constant attention in a tiny third-story apartment and im already halfway to developing a martyred mother complex and going insane

#sorry I can't leave the house i need to spend another hour in this room throwing a tennis ball agaist the wall for this dog or he will howl #sorry i can't stay late at work haha the dog will never let me hear the end of it if he doesn't get his third walk of the day!#sorry i smell like piss. yeah he has mop paws. yeah i dont even notice it anymore the entire apartment is infused with it 24/7 #huh? oh no im fine these cuts all over my arms are from the dog 🤣#i feel so bad for him he is just so so so bored all the time :( he should Not be an inside dog :(#he just started humping my fuching thigh because i was looking at my phone to type this message jfc

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mrfoox · 2 years ago

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Maybe I'm petty but the guy that I basically turned down a month back... Is still kinda messaging me half heartedly and I just... Im over him lmao

#miranda talking shit #I saw him in an probably not intentional but bad light when he went from being #Super talkative and wanting to speak and such every day to... Silence in minutes after i said i wasnt #Intrested in him that way... Its probably bc its so against how my brain works but i just thinks its stupid #Everyone works differently and i know he doesnt control it but i feel... Not used but like... Like i only was worth #His time if he thought he could date me/get in my pants :). He seemed like an nice enough guy and such but #The complete turn around just... I havent answered his last messages bc i just feel /:#I hate people who just seek their prefered sex/gender people as partners. Like... Fr.. If you cant like mr as a friend first i dont want to #Date you. I need to have that established connection to even consider deeper feelings... Nah #I probably sound like a bitch but yeah no i dont like it at all. I feel like girls value friendships more #Ive been on dates with girls im now great friends with but not a single guy bc they ghost #It just feels so shallow in my mind. Like they dont care about me unless they think they can 'get' more from me #Im so glad im ugly so i dont have to deal with this regularly but when it happens its still so shit like /:#Do i have to disclose this during third conversation with every guy i talk with or what?#Im ranting but im frustrated. He had potential to be a cool friend and he blew it. Not by making an unwanted move. I can deal with that #But how he acted afterwards. Dont want to get to know me as a friend first? Please go along bc i am so friendship focused its bad

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star-mum · 10 months ago

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hey fellas, am i the asshole to purposely watch a show, that you already made serious plans to watch with your best friend, with your boyfriend literally the night before you were meant to watch it with said best friend ?

#asking for a friend #cause I dont think shes taking this seriously as I think she should ?#like it genuinely really upset me and her main answer is “ur right. my bad”#????? is not about the show ????#is about the betrayal #dramatic ??? MAYBE SO.#but i mean... you made a choice ... knowingly to break a commitment YOU MADE #and you didn't even acknowledge it at first ???? just “hey actually I watched the beginning of with (bf) and we didn't like it 🫠”#???? HUUUUH ???? YOU MAKE ME WAIT ALL AFTERNOON TODAY ???? FOR THAT ?????#literally felt like get stood up in mY OWN HOUSE !!!!!#i already don't like your fucking boyfriend (like as a person... even before you started dating) THIS ISN'T HELPING HIS CASE !!!#you told him we made plans to watch it with me and he kept pushing ????#and instead of idk have a fucking spine you just said “okay but only the first 3 eps”#THATS NOT A COMPRISE TO BE MADE !!!! SPECIALLY WHEN YOU LEAVE ME ALL AFTERNOON PLANTED WAITING FOR YOUR TEXT #like is it silly to be crying over this ???? i always feel like im second (if not third) to her bf always #YOU SAID WE'RE BEST FRIEND !!!! YOU CALL ME “TWINNY” LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY !!!!#why do I have to claw nail and tooth for a smidge of your attention #YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEND ME IDK AN AUDIO ???? (we talk through audio messages all the time)#OR IDK TAKE LIKE 5 MINS WRITING A LONGER MESSAGE #NOPE !! just a couple of 2 lines texts and call it a day #i was upset about it and spent literally over an hour churning in my head if i should even bring it up or not #AND NOW IM DOUBLE SAD AND ANGRY !!!!#(also cause ik she's at her boyfriends house) (and thats prolly why shes not answering properly)#(before anyone says anything valentine's day isn't a big deal in br)#(we have “couples day” in june/july) (i forget which month)#ALSO !!!! she promised we'd watch it together !!!!#and YEAH maybe it is a little about the show!!! it's a special one to me and I was excited to share it with her #“i dont like watching shows on call�� oh. like the thing we've done countless time in the past 3 years ?#or you mean the thing we do when we “fanfic shit” which you asked me when we're doing LAST WEEK !!!!#maybe if you had told me you'd prefer to watch it together in the same room we could've done that

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aria0fgold · 1 year ago

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There are times when I'm glad my sense of time is such a horrible wreck that the passage of time itself is a blur to me cuz I do not want to be constantly reminded that it's nearing at most 2 months since I have no phone. (It feels like it had been a week to me but then time chose to remind me that it has actually been more than that).

#aria rants #me chilling with my sickly self just resting and my brain decided to just: hey its been nearly 2 months now #and im like: yea so?#my brain being the meanie that it is: you still have no phone #and im-- siiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhh #out of sight out of mind. i do not need my stress levels to go up. i need my health to go up #also if yall wondering. the phone aint with me. its with my dad who is supposed to fix it #but he doesnt yet have the money to buy the parts needed (which... unsurprising to no one. is a lcd. again)#basically the problem my phone had this time is that it got grounded on the inside which is why it gets SO HOT everytime #until it just broke entirely and has been with my dad for nearly 2 months now #and im like.... uouoghghg bro... why does it always have to be me contacting the dude im so tired--#well now my stress levels got up. im too vulnerable when sick boooooooo #going to chill with youtube vids again #also like i dont got a poor relationship with my dad. its neutral. its just so tiring messaging him so much and getting excuses #i was rlly hoping my phone wouldnt break again so i wouldnt have to go through this whole process of sending messages #to my dad. waiting an indefinite time for my phone to get fixed. and then messaging him even more just to get it back #it's the third time this year bro

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hon3y-y · 7 months ago

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Roomie!sukuna doesn't even get horny for anyone other than you anymore. You have the wettest, nastiest pussy he's ever seen- and he deserves the best so nobody but you will do. You're fucking so many other fine men now that you dont even give him a second glance when he walks out the shower in just a towel to tease you. And oh, his temper when one of your hookups pick you up and you don't come home for the weekend. Or even worse, they stay for the weekend. Sukuna has never let a girl sleep over at the apartment but now there are two colognes in the bathroom, two pairs or men's shoes at the door, and he can almost never see you in the living room without some other man hanging off your side

read the other parts here! : part 1 part 2 part 4

he’s literally so embarrassingggg it’s not even funny. he’ll walk around and flex his muscles, smirk on his puffy lips as the water drips down his ripped torso. he stands outside your open door, you’re looking down at your phone deciding on whether to spend the night at choso’s or nanami’s (pick choso, nanami gets up at like 5 am 🙄), “showers empty..” sukuna basically purr’s, resting his arm on the doorway.

and you literally could not give less of a fuck💀

you just nod, mumbling a ‘thanks’ as you focus on putting both their names in a generator and letting that choose your fate for the night. let’s just say sukuna was extremely angry when a motorcycle pulls up and you just giggle and hop onto it, kissing the stupid leather clad boy while throwing on the custom bikers helmet choso had made for you. and to top it off, sukuna had to physically restrain himself from blowing up your phone on where the fuck you are??

messages;

ryo<3: didn’t see you this morning

you: i’m staying with choso for the weekend! sorry, should’ve told you last night:/

you: i also won’t be home after wednesday satoru is taking me to this festival! i’ll send pics😋

ryo<3: have fun 👍

omfg he’s losing it. he literally will spend the whole time in the gym, refusing to be in the empty apartment for longer than eight hours for sleep. he feels like there’s a cement brick in his chest when you’re whisked away by these men. but nothing is worse than when he stays over.

he being satoru.

it was becoming a huge issue. his longest “sleepover” was a week. a week where you weren’t even home for half of it. but sukuna was. he was there for all of it.

there was now a third toothbrush taking up countertop space in the bathroom, he would find satoru’s clothes in the wash (which would always somehow be in there whenever ryo specifically had to use it??), and gojo absolutely loved to make out with you everywhere but inside of your room and sukuna started to hated it. publicly claiming you in front of the guy who literally made it possible🙄 unbelievable.

let’s just say you take a break from bringing satoru over, doing your best to settle the tension at home. but sukuna couldn’t let it go, not when he stares at the stupid fucking blue electric toothbrush and knows that it’s only temporary.

at this point he didn’t even give a fuck about the other guys, you can keep them as long as he’s added onto your roster.

it’s been a while since the two of you had a movie night. something that used to, at the very least, happen once a month has been delayed due to your extra activities. the two of you relaxed into the couch, the movie was a random one you found choosing whatever looked the best by cover and for the first time in a while, sukuna felt like he had you.

“did you buy the candy?”

“shit, yeah. i think i left it in my room?”

“go get it while i make the popcorn!” you smiled up at him, your eyes sparkling excitedly. you looked so cute and soft, and ryo got a glimpse of your cute pink panties when you bent over to grab something so he was feeling just as good. he could already picture the little damp spot he’d create after teasing you and then force you to beg and make it up to him.

he thought about it the whole walk to his room, picking up the bag and then back to the living room, fantasizing about what he plans to do. and just as he’s about to turn the corner, a head of white fluffy hair is laying on your lap, legs spread to take up the full length of the couch. and the only seat available? the one farthest from you.

“i hope you don’t mind, satoru said he missed us!”

us… sukuna looked down at gojo, looking at the content quirk in his lip while he snuggled into you more, moving one of your hands into his hair to play with it. ryo’s eye twitched before he put the bag down and went back into his room, the door slamming behind him. the noise makes you force satoru up, a pit forming in your stomach. you didn’t want sukuna to feel uncomfortable in his own house—

“damn, what’s he so mad abo- he got macha kitkats!? mmm~”

*bonus*

sukuna is literally in his room about to dry heave because??? what alternative version of himself gave him such bad karma?!? in his room like this;

but quietly, because he DEFINITELY doesn’t want you to see him like this. such a fein🤦‍♀️

a/n: i didn’t put smut because i didn’t want to get repetitive BUT should we finally let sukuna get a taste?? part 4 where he finally gets her?? lmk🫶

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savanimay · 2 years ago

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I'm convinced no one on Etsy knows what 3 days is...

"I ordered a few days ago"

"I ordered way back"

Hun, you ordered 2 days ago.

This customer literally messaged me saying it's fine if it takes longer than 72 hours...

It has not been 3 days yet and customers always act like it has before the 3rd day is up

I don't think any of my customers can count 🙃

#It's not me 😭😭#I say 3 days and they always message me early on thr third day #They dont understand time zones either #I had to explain to all of these uk customers they ordered at 2am my time...#...and no it still hasnt be 72 hours even in your time zone #You can bring up a calculator site if you want

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maplesyrupsainz · 6 months ago

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˖⁺｡˚⋆˙love language | CL16 LN4˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: charles leclerc x reader y/n (she/her) x lando norris

genre: social media au, polyamorous relationship

warnings: polyamory, dates on tweets make no sense to the story lol ignore them im srsly lazy & idc tbh

summary: in which your boyfriends love languages seem to be polar opposites

a/n: ur wish is my command also im fr running out of plot ideas on my own for the poly reqs LOLL so if u got any ideas then spam my inbox bbyyy

request!!!: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE more poly lando and charles (and kika)

fc: jules leblanc

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

francisca.cgomes

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francisca.cgomes ☕️ yum

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user2 kikayn my favourite bffs 😻

user3 waiting for lando & charles to comment

user4 charles lando come get ur girl

pierregasly that girl is a bad influence on you babe

yourusername i know ur not talking about me

francisca.cgomes crickets...

yourusername he's scared of me. iktr

francisca.gomes as he should be

landonorris next time i will succeed.

user5 LANDO

pierregasly in what exactly 🤨

francisca.cgomes he wants me dead

landonorris never said that

yourusername you kind of did

landonorris not explicitly

charles_leclerc lando stop causing fights

pierregasly yea lando.

yourusername he's all talk dw

francisca.cgomes yea keyboard warrior much

landonorris pipe down

charles_leclerc my girl so pretty

yourusername 🥰🥰🥰

francisca.cgomes this is why ur my favourite charles

charles_leclerc ❤️

user6 the difference in replies between charles & lando 😂

user7 most chaotic comment section award goes to...

yourusername

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yourusername ...fourple?

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pierregasly leaving me out why?

yourusername u hate me i fear 😔

francisca.cgomes not true he's just intimidated by u

user8 justice for y/n

user9 they do poly so naturally

user10 the third pic omggggg y/n & her boys

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user11 she's so gorgeous

francisca.cgomes no just ditch them both for me actually!

yourusername well..... actually yes

francisca.cgomes YESSSS i wonnnn

landonorris 🤨

pierregasly 😤

charles_leclerc 😢

landonorris ilyyy hot girl

charles_leclerc mon amour ❤️

user12 i'll never get over lando & charles' completely opposite love languages 😂

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user13 they r so real i luv them

yourusername posted a story

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user14 "double" date or third wheel y/n?

user15 CUTIES

user16 kika my 2nd fav wag after u ofc

user17 oh to be a fly on the wallllllll

oscarpiastri are you holding him hostage

yourusername dont you start too

oscarpiastri 🤐

yourusername

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yourusername home alone for a week 🏝️

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user18 AWWWW home alone no charlandoyn content

user19 aww lonely girl

francisca.cgomes this is why u need me

yourusername im actually independent

landonorris kika ur obsessed with my gf it's weird

pierregasly bro ur gf is obsessed with my gf too...

francisca.cgomes it's called love. obviously

charles_leclerc i support it 😊

landonorris stfu

pierregasly be quiet charles

yourusername we love charlie <3

charles_leclerc 🥰

user20 will their comment sections ever be normal

user21 i jus know they miss her sm

user22 she's too cool

messages ->

instagram ->

charles_leclerc posted a story

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user23 OMGGG UR WITH Y/N

user24 favs omg

user25 aesthetic affff

user26 perfect couple (should i say throuple?)

francisca.cgomes ugh you guys are back stealing her from me

charles_leclerc you snooze you lose

yourusername posted a story

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user27 love language strikes again

user28 he's soo sweet and attentive

user29 i want what they have

user30 lomls

charles_leclerc i love you

yourusername ❤️ love you

yourusername posted a story

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user31 LANDOOOO

user32 LOL this is sooo lando i love him

user33 obsessed with him

user34 i am once again saying opposite love languages

user35 he loves u so much

oscarpiastri i wish my boyfriend would do this!

yourusername hands off, piastri

oscarpiastri 😂

carlossainz55 he is so expressive

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twitter ->

instagram ->

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc happy to be home 🏡

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user43 omg the last pic HAHAHA

user44 is that lando with the bows 😂

landonorris no comment

user45 obsessed with this

user46 y/n reveal charles' love language immediately

user47 TELL USSSS @.yourusername

yourusername words of affirmation of course!

user48 im in love w all 3 of them

francisca.cgomes the third pic awwww cuties

yourusername 😘

landonorris being nice all of a sudden?

charles_leclerc don't question it just be happy!

yourusername i love you!!!

charles_leclerc i love you our girl

landonorris 🧡🧡🧡

user49 charlandoyn you will always be famous

landonorris

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landonorris back where i belong

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user50 AWWW

user51 they love y/n sm it's so cute

user52 omg lando being sincere & sweet :))

user53 in his charles era

yourusername aww my sweetest boyy

user54 lando love language reveal y/n!!!

yourusername acts of service ofc 😊

user55 omg🥹🥹🥹🥹

user56 y/n is so gorgeous in the second pic

user57 literally majestic

user58 charles & y/n in the third pic omg me when

user59 i want what they have

charles_leclerc perfect perfect boy

yourusername in every way :)))

landonorris stop it guys im blushing......

THE END ❤️🧡

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