#and come to find out... those adorable flip phones that go viral every other month

[clowningaroundmars]

absolutely OBSESSED with dumb phones out of nowhere ahaha*

*me when i lie

[spiderman-spoilerman]

SPIDERMAN EXPOSED BECAUSE OF TAYLOR SWIFT ADDICTION: What Is Peter Parker to Spider-Man?

This shit that has been going on for months now has finally been solved. For the longest time I’ve been following Spider-Man oh so very closely, eager to find out his identity—not to expose it to the media vultures, oh no, our hero deserves more than that. But… to satisfy my own curiosity. He’s the only Avenger hiding his identity, you know? You’d think they’d be okay with it after all these other superheroes get to run around freely…

Anyway!

As you all know, countless names have been linked to Spider-Man. He seems close with Tony Stark, but that’s hardly relevant. There’ve been links to JD Slinger, the American Pop Singer, in a very poor attempt to sell records—you’re not Hannah Montana JD fucking Slinger! Stick to your trash music!!!

However untrue and disappointing Slinger’s attempt at fame is, he’s not the only one with musical elements that is linked to Spider-Man.

A few months ago, a viral video entering adorable and kind of pedos-get-the-fuck-out-of-here-territory circulated around the internet and into our nightly news, as does every baby goes viral video does. You can check it out on the link below for a good dose of endorphins.

[Link: Baby boy wants to be Taylor Swift, re-uploaded by djflash]

[Description: A six-year old boy is standing in the shower with a towel draped over his body like a makeshift cloak, he is clutching his tooth brush on and seems to be furiously lip syncing. The camera shakes as the person behind the camera stifles laughter.

May Parker, the original uploader and aunt of the then-toddler Peter, asks: Aren’t you tired Peter? From all the singing? You’ve been singing for two hours. Aren’t you cold?

Peter is intensely staring at the mirror as he lip-syncs but pauses to look at May. He says in a tired and raspy voice: Yeah, but, but my fans! I need to sing, Auntie May, for the fa— [looking harried] DROP EVERYTHING NOW, MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN—

The sound of Peter singing is drowned by May’s scream as Peter falls on his butt, having jumped with his passion for the song, and tripping.

It cuts off with May laughing while taking Peter in her arms, phone capturing her picking him up and hearing Peter crying as he tries to get back to the mirror: It—doesn’t hurt May. Need to get back—my! My concert!

Video ends]

Now how does a viral video of a baby Taylor Swift fan connect to Spider-Man?

Well, May Parker posted it on Facebook when Flash Thompson, who claims to be a good friend of Peter Parker (although I highly doubt this, he’s only in it for the clout and Spider-Man’s love, click here for more on Flash), decided to share it to everyone. One of his reposts on Twitter propelled it to viral success.

Weeks later, May Parker decided to bless us again with more content by taking a video of her now teenage (17 years old—PEDO’S STAY AWAY) nephew singing, once again, a Taylor Swift song.

[Link: I’m so glad im seventeen and can properly thirst upon this wonderful hooman]

[Description: They are in the kitchen this time and May Parker is being discreet with her video-taking. A Taylor Swift song ends softly from his phone’s tiny speakers. A Spotify ad interrupts but the video cuts it off two seconds later for another Taylor Swift song to filter in.

We take in the scenario. Peter is in his pyjamas, shaking his booty while singing Stay Stay Stay. He flourishes his hands a few times, dramatizing, “That’s when you came in wearing a football helmet, and I said, [he changes voices] “Okay, let’s talk” [he finishes one pancake and pours a new batter in before using the ladle as a microphone, as if in anticipation for the moment, and, back bent, face scrunched up, belts: STAYSTAYSTAY I’ve b EEN LUH-VING YOU FOR QUITE SOME TIME- TI-HIME! YOU THINK THAT ITS FUNNEH WHEN I’M—OH MAN, I spilled batter on my shirt!”

The camera shakes with May’s silent laughter. Peter does not seem to notice. He looks side to side, almost as if he is looking for something to wipe the batter with, but there are no paper towels in sight and his shirt is dripping with the excess batter the size of his fist.

In the most compelling, and understandable, moment of decision making, Peter has chosen not to be responsible and strips instead, to the utter delight of seventeen-year old’s in the world (and ONLY those younger than that! Pedos, I swear to god, if I see you, I kill you, that last blog was the last time you make me burn my eyes!)—a wonderful set of abs and toned muscles you would not expect from a seventeen year old boy singing to Taylor Swift with the squeakiest voice in the world.  Adorable. Ten points for my good boy ranks.

The video ends with Peter staring further at the shirt and licking at the batter before it violently cuts off to the roaring laughter of one May Parker]

It is peculiar, to watch May navigate the wonders of technology, too, because the first video was on her Facebook years unnoticed before Flash Thompson unearthed it for the world to see (Mr. Thompson, what exactly were your intentions going through a beautiful May Parker’s Facebook pictures?). But this time, she also apparently intended to send it to Peter’s friend’s Instagram account. However, the fluke came when she posted it and tagged them instead.

People who have followed her upon the first viral video have now decided it to be God’s work to distribute the video, making it viral within days. The very same people were the ones who noticed that Peter Parker’s singing style is the very same as Spider-Man’s.

I hear you gasp. Well, of course. I spit my tea as well, when I realized it too.

See, unless you were living under a rock, about a year ago, Spider-Man was exposed as a Taylor Swift fan when he saved a ten year old girl and began teaching her about the History and Influence of Swift’s discography and career, before proceeding to sing with her the hit song Speak Now. All of it was caught on camera, of course.

The people who spread this new video started a conspiracy theory that Spider-Man and Peter Parker are very similar people. One user @finn-man-the-aquaman pointed out that Spider-Man and Peter Parker’s voice are very similar. Another user @maxine_and_spider-man compared the dance moves from the two videos, putting frames of each steps beside each other, and found that it was so uncannily similar that it couldn’t have been a coincidence. It was an interesting point to make, because both Peter and Spider-Man had particular steps, all seemingly on a whim, but also matching each other perfectly. They are by no means good dancers, God no, but their whimsical dancing looks like two bad dancers following one choreography, couldn’t follow it technically but committed to it emotionally.

Twitter user @emiliar summarized it the best: the chest pump, the feet extension, the little jig, and the butt shake, before leaning backward and singing at the height of their emotions— apparently this is a common dance choreography?

To which @pissshitcry responded with a video that would bring us the wonderful breakthrough that I’ve been walking you all through.

[VIDEO uploaded by spidermansavedmetwice]

[Caption by @pissshitcry: No. Apparently: ]

[Video Description: Spider-Man is swinging through the buildings before stopping by Midtown High School, in front of a harried looking student, screaming frantically, and this is it folks: CAN YOU GIVE THIS TO NED LEEDS, TELL HIM SPIDER-MAN THANKS HIS FRIEND PETER! tHANKS! Before zipping away

Video ended]

Now. Okay. I know, calm down guys, I’m trying so hard not to run up the hills and do an Irish Jig, because I am so, so, so excited about all these new revelations! Nobody has quite documented this, too, so people, watch out for more of my content in a few weeks.

SO! Implication one: Spider-Man knows Ned Leeds.

Implication two: Peter Parker helped Spider-Man somehow.

Implication three: Spider-Man knows Peter Parker.

Cut, do it again, but with more emotions: SPIDER-MAN KNOWS PETER PARKER.

Let’s zoom back to a few weeks after the viral hits and Taylor Swift posts a video of her watching the video and then saying into the camera, with that iconic red lipstick and perfectly sculpted eyebrows: I have never thought this would be something that will happen to me in my career ever, but seeing a super-hero sing praises about me and teaching my [and she quotes from Spider-Man’s erratic explanation about her history] “unattainable song-writing prowess equal to that of the rock singing legends of ye old—” really does bring a smile to my face! More than that, Peter Parker is an absolute cutie too! He looks like such a sweetheart, baking those pancakes, apparently, for her aunt? Be sweet to your aunts guys! But also. I came here to cordially invite both Spider-Man and Peter Parker to come out to my concert in New York in two weeks! I’ll be there May 25th at the Lincoln Center, and maybe we can all sing together!”

She ends the video with the iconic Spider-Man wrist flip. The video has been circulated and has now gained over an estimated 100 million views.

It sparked a buzz of interest among the people, Peter Parker having received much of the spotlight. He hasn’t said anything in relation to Spider-Man but had reluctantly agreed to go to Swift’s invite. And I cannot emphasize the reluctant part. Kid looked so uncomfortable, but maybe he’s just shy!

Okay. Now, this thing is the most glaring indicator of what I will be telling you. The night of the concert. Everyone is there for Swift, but everyone is also there waiting for the much-awaited Spider-Man and Peter Parker saga. Halfway into her song list, Taylor Swift stopped to talk. The time has come.

Peter Parker walks into the stage, and the crowd welcomes him with adoring cheers, similar to Swift’s entrance herself. She introduces him, even though she absolutely does not need to, and the people scream their approval.

When Swift gives him his own mic, he almost drops it before catching it with his incredible reflexes. Swift calls for Spider-Man to reveal himself, much to the delight of the crowd, chanting his name as if it was a concert for him, which, in many ways, it kind of was. However, Spider-Man didn’t appear after that and the duo had to continue on.

It was a cute performance, with Parker stumbling a few times before getting the groove with Swift and belting it out as well. Everyone joins in on them singing and enjoying her old songs, Swift smiling and laughing the whole time.

Peter leaves the stage Spider-Man plushies and roses thrown for him, to which he received with a graceful bow. Swift resumes her concert after a few hearty jokes thrown in—but wait! What’s that?!

A screaming insect crashes at one of the large LED walls at the stage and the camera [and the collective crowd] is surprised to see the superhero—SPIDER-MAN!

“Ehehehe, hello Miss Taylor Swift, Ma’am!” He says, in a particularly deeper voice. Autotune? Before they sing it out, as they would—Swift laughing, and Spider-Man trying—Spider-Man explains that he was nervous meeting Peter Parker, before scrambling to correct that it was Swift he was nervous about meeting.

Swift then teases Spider-Man about a potential crush, which.

BRINGS US TO MY BREAKTHROUGH POINT.

TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ABOUT TO BRING US THE GAY COUPLE OF THE CENTURY, BUT SPIDER-MAN WAS TOO CHICKEN TO GET TO IT.

Okay, alright, I hate pedos, and we don’t exactly know Spider-Man’s age but we do know that he’s very young, what with all the pop culture references he’s been dropping with the intuition of an internet native. So, he’s young, alright? Possibly Gen-Z, even. Here’s a post you can see about his age analysis.

SPIDER-MAN. HAS. A. CRUSH. ON. PETER. PARKER.

[Insert hand chopping movements]

AND THEY ALMOST HAD A CUTE MOMENT ON STAGE HAD SPIDER-MAN BRAVED IT THROUGH.

PETER PARKER, AND I MEAN, PETER PARKER! SPIDER-MAN HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!

We’ve established that Spider-Man knows Peter Parker. They’ve met. Peter has possibly helped, or even saved Spider-Man himself. Now, saving a superhero is something that not just anybody does. And Parker himself is a student at Midtown Science High—he’s a smart kid! And seeing as these events just happened months apart, it wouldn’t be too far-fetched to imagine them meeting again, perhaps, with Parker making pancakes in dewy mornings, and a tired (and yearning) Spider-Man is watching from the windows as Peter dances along to Swift’s songs.

The watching from the windows theory and thus getting to know the choreography might not be so creepy if you factor in the fact that Spider-Man might be hiding his crush for Parker’s safety!

It is like the modern incarnation of Super-Hero romance, only now, its more inclusive! To exist in such a beautiful world, and to watch such an innocent tale bloom in this cruel, cruel world. We could only hope to see more of them together, maybe as something... more?

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COMMENTS:

reblogged by thunderstrike: this is like someone trying to overanalyze twilight for some depth—THERE ISN’T ONE!

thunderstrike reblogged by spidahmanna: come on, give them some credit at least for recounting the most batshit insane crossover in the universe as we know it so far

reblogged by skdfas: this person needs help, but very entertaining to read

reblogged by nedleads: oH MY GOD 

reblogged by kliyon: new ship, age appropriate Spider-Man x Peter Parker

reblogged by ekeke: um yes, i need a dash of meet-cute with one cup of flavored angst—soda please, I like it to hurt— large fluff, a BFF serving of some of them yearning, and a happy sad-meal for one please.

reblogged by unaunann: im done with this site, who wants to burn the internet with me?

3, 000 reblogs in 1 day

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 Tony, reading the blog: Hmmm…

[Later]

Tony: Okay so I read this blog and I have remedied it.

Peter: Oh my god thankyoumisterstark I swear I didn’t mean to—

Tony: You are now the biggest shareholder for Spotify because I know you don’t want me to pay for a premium account, but if you’re gonna listen to those damn ads while singing to Taylor Swift, at least earn from it, you know?

Peter: …that’s what you took from the whole thing?

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NEXT ARTICLE: The Avengers film a parody of Queen’s I Want To Break Free. Is Captain America is as beautiful as Rogerina, or is he too buff??? Tony Stark is an iconic drama queen, perfect for Freddie Mercury, and more!

[melyaliz]

Canary 8

Canary Masterlist  

Fandom: Marvel / MCU

Summary: All I had meant to do was make a friend smile, guess that’s not even ok anymore. 

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Notes: This was going to be something different and then it turned into this. Like so different that I even had cover art that totally didn’t fit. 

Loki and Canary wanted this I guess. 

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“So this is it”

“This is it!?! This isn’t just it... this is the AVENGERS!” 

“Yeah, ok it’s pretty great isn’t it?” 

“More like pure amazing.” 

“Well don’t act all fangirly, we do have a reputation around here.” 

“Aye Aye captain.” 

“And leave that captain stuff for the boy in blue.” 

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Ok so I’m not going to lie, I mean at this point I feel like we have all gotten close. We have seen some real shit together and well…

When I first met Steve Rogers I was smitten. 

But like if we are all being really honest with ourselves… who isn’t? 

Have you seen that man? Those abs? Those baby blue eyes?

That ass? 

And let me tell you, all that stuff is EVEN MORE gorgeous up close and personal. 

Plus he was just so nice to me when I first came. Back then, when I was so nervous and young. My powers had just become basically viral thanks to some kids who were quick on the draw with their phones. (But that’s a story for another day) My whole world had been shifted from the small-town girl to an Avenger. During those days I didn’t feel like I fit in here or there.

But Steve took the time to help me feel right at home. Making time ask me every day how I was settling in and taking the time to lean my interests and finding ways to bring them to the base. 

He was also the one who pushed Wanda and I to hang out and now we are basically best friends. 

Every morning I would look forward to our breakfasts together where we would talk about our past lives. How we were adjusting to the changes we had gone through and ways to cope. I would always feel my heart skip a beat when he would be waiting for me to train during the day. 

Those first days were so awkward because every single touch would set my body on fire. 

Then slowly, as the days stretched into months my flames started to dull into embers. 

Somewhere along the line my infatuation with him slowly faded into adoration and then a friendship. 

When that happens, though, I’m not quite sure. Feels recent but I can’t be for sure. It was as if one day Steve turned from the most beautiful man I had ever seen into just... a man. 

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“So how is the music Sam has been forcing… I mean letting you borrow?” the Canary asked as she helped Steve unload the new equipment Tony had brought back. More fun trinkets for him to tinker with in his evil lair. 

Which he, of course, had dumped on Steve to unload, claiming to be too busy at the moment. 

“Good but there is something about those big bands that I miss.”

“Ohhh back in my day” 

Steve laughed at her playful tone, “There is something about just a good song that makes you want to dance to it.”

“Were you a good dancer back in the day?” 

Steve shrugged thinking back to the days when he could barely get a woman to look at him. When Bucky would basically force him on millions of dates with uninterested women. But as the night wore on, and the music would play he would always find that one wallflower who would be swayed by herself and take her across the floor. 

“My mom taught me a few moves and Bucky and I use to go dancing all the time.” 

“You know I took swing back in the day too.” 

“Oh?” 

“Yeah, some woman from our school decided to teach it over a summer as a way to keep wayward teens from getting into trouble.” 

Steve burst out laughing at her tone, making it the perfect pitch to sound like some slightly uptight busy body. “You never told me that.”

Canary shrugged as the last box was put into place. It felt like a lifetime ago. Her mother giving her a dress and dance shoes. The other girls and boys standing in line trying to follow the movements. That was before her powers had shown up. 

Before she was the canary. 

“Well, may I have this dance?”

“There’s no music.”

“Well, I know a place that does.”

“Then you’re on.” then true inspiration struck, “Actually,” the wheels turning in her brain, a plan. A way to give back to the man who had given her so much when she had first come here, “Let’s say six in the gym.”

“Ok, can I ask why?” 

She let out a sort giggle shaking her head as she skipped toward the door, “Nope!” 

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Sam grumbled the whole time. Tony didn’t even show up. But Vision was game and Wanda was always happy to help. 

After all, Steve always did whatever he could to fit into our time, why couldn’t we try and fit into his? 

Plus I needed a distraction from a certain green-eyed (not so) God.

And that look on Steve’s face when he walked in was a nice bonus. It was as if his whole body light up at the sight of the balloons, lights and the music blasting from the speakers with a little help from your’s truly. 

“Spotify is a magical thing,” I told him taking his hand dragging him into the room. “They had a whole playlist of top 40’s songs.” 

“Can I have this first dance?” Steve asked 

“Of course” 

An hour later and I was breathless swinging around the room. The music flying around matching the bright lights, sharp horns and deep drums with clean voices. My fingers buzzed with the sounds as flowed around me as I danced. The rest of the team enjoying themselves just as much. 

I’m sure the liquor Tony brought helped. (Yeah, he ended up showing up a while after Steve. Not one to miss out on any fun.) 

“Oh now I LOVE this one,” Steve said as another tune came on grabbing my hand swinging me around. Sam tipped his glass.

“This brother sure can sing” 

It took all my willpower to make the music swallow my laughs as Steve moved me around the room. It helped he was so strong, being able to pick me up and spin me around, it almost felt like I was flying. 

My feet hit the ground in time with the music pulling close and then spinning out.

And hitting something.

“Mind if I cut in?” 

The music seemed to wash down around me, cold like ice water dripping with sing like poison. Those green eyes looked down at me like a snake about to strike a mouse. 

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They were so loud Loki wasn’t surprised they hadn’t woken up hell itself. Screaming and yelling while the music blasted from the gym. The sight that greeted him was no different.

The loud music filled the room as the team of dorks stood around drinking and talking. The Witch and robot were swaying comfortably while the soldier moved in time around the room with his partner.

Loki’s Canary.

A huge smile on the young woman’s face as she looked up at Mr. America. Eyes shining and bright as the music seemed to follow them. Spun around in rhythm as if she was controlling it, maybe she was.  

He had never seen her this way. 

She was glowing. 

And it made his sick.

Standing in the doorway he waited, bided his time. Waiting for that opening, that moment when he could pounce on his prey. 

The song swelled up and then came crashing down, the beautiful horns making their last trumpets as the chorus was sung. Spinning around them as Justice Man and his partner moved across the dance floor.

Loki was a snake in the grass, moving so smoothly and deliberately he went undetected until his sound mistress was colliding with his chest. 

The look of shock she gave him was so beautiful he allowed himself a small smile. She (almost) always had a way of reacting just how he planned. 

“Mind if I cut in.” 

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Of course, the song changed to a slow one. 

Of flipping course. 

Steve shot me a concerned look, making sure I was ok with the turn of events. 

It was like all my walls came flying up so fast I almost didn’t see them happening. They knew they knew how uncomfortable I was and had come rushing to my defense. 

“Don’t” Loki’s voice was gentle but firm. Razors cutting into me as his eyes roamed me. 

“Don’t what?”

“You know what,” he said, his eyes never leaving mine. The walls, how did he always know? His hands were cold angst my warm ones as he intertwined them lead me to the center of the room. It was a good thing my face was already flushed because being this close while Billie Holiday crooned about love was adding a layer to my already confusion emotions that I didn’t want to have to justify at the moment. 

Couldn’t I just have one day of peace? 

“I’m honestly surprised you know how to do the waltz” change the subject, focus on anything but his large hand on my back. 

“I know many things” his voice was thick and deep, like chocolate. Bittersweet in my ears as he leaned in just a bit closer. “I am after all, much older than anyone else in this room.” 

“I just can’t see you in a 40’s club.” 

“I would never lower myself to be with mortals, but I do happen to be a collector of the arts.” 

“Well, then what drew you to these mere mortals today?” 

“Like I said, I’m a collector of the arts.” Maybe it was the tone in which he said it, of the way his tongue flicked out for a moment over his lower lip, or how his eyes seemed to wash over me but I suddenly felt very… naked. 

And I was very aware of everyone around me. 

“I’m not a piece of art.” my words were strong and blunt. No more games, no more veiled innuendos. I’m tired. 

His eyes narrowed at my tone as I tugged at his hand. “What? You can spend hours dancing with boy bland there but when someone with real class…”

“I set this up for Steve thank you very much.” 

I could feel the anger boiling around me, the music seemed to fade away into silence, just the two of us locked in a staring contest. “And I don’t appreciate you talking about him like that. He’s my friend.” 

“Is he now? Is that all he is.”

How dare he… I could feel my face lighting up hot. Memoires of me crushing on Steve for weeks. Thinking about ways to be around him, just be in his beautiful presence. That past me was just so pathetic and even the thought that somehow Loki seemed to be able to see that sent me into a whole new furry. Fight or flight. 

I mean he couldn’t really see it but… It felt like he could. 

“This sort of dancing will never get you what you want.” he said leaning forward his face only inches from him, “the kind of dancing you need soft and slow, somewhere alone.” 

I wanted to blast him across the room.  I wanted to run. I wanted to… I wanted to…

“Why do you care?” my heart was racing so fast I could barely hear my own words as I spoke them.  I could barely hear anything but that pounding of my heart in my ears. 

Gently his hand reached up brushing away a few strands of my hair out of my face, letting them get tangled in his long fingers “Because you’re mine.” 

My hand grabbed his pulling it away, “I’m no ones.” 

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[that-sokovian-bastard]

Miraculous Headcanon

Warning: i have been adding to this headcanon for nearly a month so it is pretty long xD OOPS SORRY NOT SORRY (i did put a cut though, so, yeah) NO REGRETS

Marinette is a youtuber

Her channel consists of mostly sped up videos of her drawing designs and making her designs. Some have voice over, some have soothing and relaxing music.

Her channel blew up

Partially because, wow, she’s really talented for only being in high school

And people just really enjoyed watching her work, it’s very unique

Sometimes she’ll do simple tutorials on how to make a simple skirt, or get started on designing, but those are more rare videos

She has a second channel that is less professional than her main, where she posts a bunch of random vlogs that her and Alya take whenever they do something interesting, or even some random challenges. Most of these videos involve Alya, since she got Marinette to make a second channel for fun vlogs

Her international followers (#subtitles) find it very interesting anytime she talks about Ladybug and Chat Noir because there are legit superheroes in Paris and no other part of the world has seen that.

They vlog all sorts of things

going to the craft store for new fabrics, buttons, patterns, literally anything Marinette needs for her next project (or they’re just bored)

They record random things they see around Paris, cosplayers of LB and CN, pigeons being weird, aesthetics

Alya and Marinette have a weekly “review” which includes Alya buying something for Marinette to review- mostly themed around her favorite heroes

Sometimes just walking around the mall. Nino is spotted in many vlogs as well, but Adrien is rarely seen since he is already around so many cameras in his normal life Marinette is respecting his privacy

A lot more below the cut because I have been working on this headcanon for nearly a month!

Alya gets her to do challenges too

“What’s in my sketchbook?”

“Drawings from when I was a kid (thanks mama)”

“How well do Alya and I know each other?”

“Am I more Ladybug or Chat Noir?” -definitely alya’s idea

So Marinette has to juggle school two youtube channels, and saving Paris sometimes every other day.

She finds it really funny when Chat Noir talks to Ladybug about how much he enjoyed Marinette’s channel, but she can’t thank him.

“She’s so talented, Bug!”

“I WATCHED HE SKETCHBOOK VIDEO AND THERE ARE SOME BASED OFF ME. SHE IS THE BEST.”

“The music she uses is so relaxing.”

One day, Marinette is at lunch with her friends and pulls out her camera when Alya and Nino start debating who is better- Ladybug or Chat Noir

“She’s the one who makes everything go back to normal after!”

“But Chat Noir can destroy something and take out the akuma all together!”

“She purifies it so we don’t have a Stoneheart incident again!”

“Adrien, please tell me you’re on my side here. Chat Noir is the best, right?”

“Personally, I’m a Ladybug fan, you should really know that by now.”

“How could you do this to me?”

Cue alya celebrating she has Adrien on her side, but pouting when Marinette sides with Nino.

“Sure, Ladybug can purify the akuma and turn everything back to normal, but she would be nothing without Chat Noir,” ADRIEN BLUSHES AT MARINETTE TALKING ABOUT CHAT

Naturally, the video is titled something along the lines “#teamLB or #teamCN?” and most of the vlog is the debate between Alya and Nino

But her fanbase flips the frick out when they see Adrien there because he’s the model of Gabriel! Adrien Agreste! like of course they know him Gabriel is all over the world so of course so is Adrien’s face

Her followers want her to collab with him

And she’s very wary at first because he could say no and she finally got over the stuttering around him

but she asks him anyway

and he is all for it! Little fangirl Adrien is so excited to be in a video.

They do a video for her main channel, since that’s what the comments begged for, where they did a design challenge. They both had a design prompt, then had to draw a sketch of what they thought would fit it. 

Adrien should stick to his day job of being a model

he cannot draw for the life of him

Then a few days later they do a challenge for her second channel- it was a tag that Alya said would be perfect for them

“If we were dating TAG” because Alya keeps telling them how much she ships them…and after that video on her main channel and the banter between the two of them…they were shipped

“If we were dating, where would we spend the most time together?”

“oh my god we would spend so much time at the bakery, her parents make the best sweets” and adrien was practically drooling in his answer

“If we were dating who would be the one person you would let them break up with you for?”

Adrien just so quickly “Chat Noir. That’s it.”

“HA, i was going to say Ladybug for you.”

and it’s just really sweet

and there is so much cuteness

and marinette ends the video off “next time we do a video i think we should record us playing our favorite video game”

“PLEASE”

Naturally, Chat Noir is freaking out over the video the day it is posted, which is also a patrol day, and he is just so happy

“What, do you like her?”

“She’s the best, Bugaboo, and this video just makes me so happy.”

“It’s about if her and Adrien Agreste were dating?”

“IT’S ADORABLE!”

Ladybug is suspicious why he’s so excited about this but doesn’t say anything because who knows what it could lead to

Weeks pass and more videos come out, Adrien starting to be a reoccurring member of her youtube community

Somehow, someone saw Marinette and Adrien detransform after a fight (so they ran out of time) and got  a video. It went viral. 

“We’re all shocked! The model and son of Gabriel Agreste is one of the heroes protecting us! And, even more surprising, the successful Youtuber Marinette Dupain-Cheng is the Ladybug protecter! Who would have thought that pair would be the heroes we all know and love?”

People thought it was even better that they were friends behind the masks too

There is no escape for Marinette. She was hoping that she could go on youtube and all would be normal, but she can’t post a single video, tweet, or instagram without a million comments about her alter ego

So she decides that she will do one video answering some questions about Ladybug then she would never bring it onto youtube again, and everything would go back to how it used to be.

Her tweet reads “I will be doing a q&a for Ladybug. One video, then I’m leaving her off my youtube. You have a few hours to send your questions to #askmari before I film the video.”

She never imagined this would be a video she would have to film

She never wanted this to be a video she would have to film

She never wanted her identity to be out there

At least her friends and family were supportive

She had barely talked to Adrien since the big reveal, and was worried this would ruin their friendship

But Adrien sees the tweet

“she shouldn’t have to do this alone”

Adrien bolts over to the bakery and Sabine and Tom are actually very pleased to see him, maybe seeing him would help her go back to her happy self if they talked

He rushed upstairs and got there right as she set up the camera in her room

“What are you doing here?”

“I was hoping you’d let me answer questions with you, I know how hard it could be.”

“I…honestly would love that.”

Marinette is so scared to film the video she feels like she’s going to throw up

She’s shaking very badly

But Adrien grabs her hand and reminds her he is there for her and that once this video is over, she never has to tell anyone anything else if she doesn’t want to

He also reminds her that she doesn’t even have to do this if she doesn’t want to or doesn’t feel comfortable

“No, I think I owe them something. I really want all the comments to lessen,” She decides, and starts the video

“Hey guys, I’m Marinette,” She starts. “And Adrien is here with me too. If you saw my tweet earlier, or read the title of the video, then you’ll know I’m doing a q&a for my alter ego, Ladybug, thanks to the transformation video that went viral a while ago.”

“I’m here to answer and moral support,” Adrien budds in and takes her phone to read some questions. He reminds her that she doesn’t have to answer everything and they both know there are some things that should be left a secret (kwamis)

“When did you become Ladybug?”

“The first day of grade 10″

“Why did you keep it a secret?”

“Hawkmoth is dangerous. If he knows who we are, who knows what he could do? He could target loved ones, or even come after me when I’m not Ladybug.”

“Did anyone know? Did Chat know?”

Adrien answered that one. “No, no one knew. And from our first day together, she said we wouldn’t tell each other. Safety reasons.”

“How do you turn into Ladybug?”

“I’ve said it to a few akumas, and it’s all I’ll ever say: magic.”

The video continues on to ask vague questions about the job and how she balances everything to more specifics in some attacks. (Dark cupid kiss did come up, cue blushes on both teenagers)

By the end of the video, Marinette looks like she’s going to cry. Adrien quickly gives her a hug and reminds her everything is going to be okay. She leaves it in the final cut. 

Adrien speaks before she ends the video. “I bet Hawkmoth is happy this happened, and thinks he has an upperhand. But guess what, Hawkmoth? Once we get over this obstacle, we will be even stronger. And we will be coming for you.”

“Thank you so much for watching, and that’s ends out talk about Ladybug and Chat Noir.” And the video ends with a cut to advertise her other social medias

Marinette is so thankful Adrien was there for the video

And he was right…their relationship grew even stronger

And they were ready to take on Hawkmoth head on.