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spiderman-spoilerman · 3 years ago
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hi!!! I read your spiderman and IT (complete) fanfics and !!!!!! I was in LOVE the spidey fics own my heart sm they left me crying at like. 3am on a school night and the reddie fics were like the soft fluff like dessert after food
your writing is just so aaaaa !! you're def my top three writers tysm ! your work was amazing <3
AHHHHH OMG I DONT KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN CAUSE IVE STOPPED USING TUMBLR BUT OMG THANK YOUUUUUUUU
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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Voting Is Open!
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Voting is now open here!!!!!
Emails are not required. I know many of you felt that would be better, and I did, too, but I found that it would exclude some people from voting as notifications are sent when and where they use their email. Also, it needs to be a Google account to sign in, and not everyone has one. I don’t think people will be able to create an account just to vote.
I always wanted these awards to be inclusive to all, so I am going to trust the fandom to play fair. I believe we can do that as I’ve never been part of a nicer fandom.
Please, vote once only and keep things fair.
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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I just wanted to say thank you so much for writing an absolute beauty of a story (I. Am. SpiderMan.) I was literally crying every chapter and I hope you know that its the best thing I've ever read. <3 You're an amazing writer!
WHOA i only saw this now cause i dont use tumblr as much anymore but thank you so much 🥺🥺🥺 im going to screenshot this and keep it where I can summon it for sad times 😊😊😊
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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Yo wtf ive just been nominated and i didnt even know about this until ao3 told me so thank you to whoever nominated i am spiderman 😭😭😭
Irondad Creators Awards - About
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The Irondad Creators Awards will be running Spring 2021. They’re awards in which YOU decide the winners. The categories are for fanfic and art.
WHAT — Awards for fanfic and art creators for the Irondad Fandom.
WHEN — Nominations start March 22nd
NOMINATIONS - HOW — VOTE HERE
NOMINATIONS CLOSE MIDNIGHT PT APRIL 6TH!
VOTING - HOW — Voting opens on April 10th and will be via Google Form. All stories, writers, and art will be up for voting — there will be no shortlist — and you decide the winners.
WHY DO THIS — We have some of the most amazing creators in the Marvel Fandom and it’s time they got to shine. Hopefully, we’ll uncover some hidden gems and get the word out for the stories and art that you all love. It’s easy to miss stuff in the wealth available, so these awards will also provide a masterlist of all nominated and winning awards.  
WHAT DO I WIN — @monireh89​ has created the most beautiful winner art for these awards which we’re keeping under wraps until winners are announced.
MISCELLANEOUS  — If you have any questions, feel free to send an Ask or email to [email protected]. If you want to get involved with the running, you’d be more than welcome. Again, send an Ask or Email. All help would be gratefully received.
WHAT CAN YOU DO — Reblog! The more people that hear about the awards and nominate/vote, the better. I want all creators to have the chance to shine.
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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BROOOOO 😭😭😭
To my family who love and support me.
@xxkamuisenketsuxx who is my best bud of several years. Who isn't afraid to put her money where her mouth is. She calls me on my shit and I love her for it. She also kicks my ass in gear when she knows I need it and is just overall wholesome and kind. I met her years ago through fanfic and got inspired to write because of her fics. Buddy I love you and you are the best thing to have ever happened to me. Without you I wouldn't have continued to write and grow to meet all my other friends as well. Even all these years later you continue to support me and I hope I'm even half as good of a friend to you as you are to me.
@teammightypen who is helping me edit a couple stories. She is patient with me while doing do and always checks to see if it's something I wrote a certain way deliberately or not. She helps keep my storyline the same while brushing off the cobwebs and mopping up the dirt. She helps give the story a wonderful polish and shine. When I'm not sure how to write something she helps me by sending me writing tip videos that I can listen to while writing or editing. T you are amazing and I'm glad to have ever met you. And did I mention you and Arya are crack ups?
@nazezdha321 you make everyone on discord smile. You're cool and funny and smart. You're charming and a pleasure to have on my server. Your story Budapest and Lemon Zest had me dying of laughter before it was half over.
@spiderman-spoilerman of course I can't forget you. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have a 148k+ fic that is still a WIP and several one shots (plus ANOTHER MULTI CHAP WIP and ideas for another one.) Oh, and plans for a sequel. But it kept me entertained during quarantine. You commented on every single chapter of my fic He Should Have Known and every review was so sweet and thought out it made me smile every time. You actually talk about sections in the chapters and let me know exactly what you thought, which is what I love in reviews and comments.
@joyful-soul-collector oh for the love of Thor where do I start? Your fanfic Here To Help is filled with whumps and fluff in wonderful amounts. On the server in discord you always ask everyone how they are and engage in pretty much any convo no matter how insane the server is.
@littlemissagrafina I only recently met you but I wouldn't change it. You make me smile. You make everyone happy and you fit into the server so seamlessly it was like you always just fit. Like there was a spot just waiting for you
@sarcasmismyweapon-pewpew do not get me started. Your fanfic series Life Lessons, how many times are you going to torment poor Genma. You have over 100 fanfics written and I hope to one day hit that many fanfics written.
@everything-or-anything Is a freaking mama bear. She mothers everyone on discord and is a role hoarder. I love her for all the times she yelled at me to sleep. She always has something positive to say and I love the energy she always puts out on the server- it's part of why she's got second in command privlages. Aka. admin. She always makes us feel validated and started the whole validation on my server and it makes us all happy. Thank you pal.
There are more of you on discord but I'll save that for validation day.
All of you are my family. You all listen to me when I need an ear even when you guys have your own things going on. I feel like I don't say or show it enough but I want you all to know that I appreciate and love each and every one of you. Without you guys I don't know where I would be but life would be sad without you guys in it. You all encourage me to keep trying to be better. Know I'd do pretty much anything for you guys.
Te amo! -I love you
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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Im so happy we became friends too bfhdksks quarantine became more tolerable talking about spiderman and writing with u 🥺🥺🥺
Now I graduated high school and even attended college before the price along with my anxiety became too much and I had to take time off. That being said, I swear I learned more on the internet this quarantine than I ever did certain months of school. Some of the topics they taught I will never need.
My math teacher in highschool asked a question as a bonus. Question was. When will you use Algebra 2 in day to day life.
By that point, having been literally beaten down by teachers and staff most of my life and made to believe everything wrong that ever happened to me in school was my fault. (Guys I'm not kidding. By high school I was so over it and counted the minutes until I could leave.) While I liked good grades, by that point I was a sarcastic little shit and answered. In my Algebra 2 math class in High School.
The teacher told me later she laughed and marked it correct completely uncaring of what anyone else would say. That actually made my year.
Here I am, age 23, and I'm writing fanfics. I have always believed no one ever truly stops learning because there's always new things created and more you just hadn't heard yet. I'm writing and I read about how much more pleasing it is to read in past tense. Now my teachers never taught that. They only taught five paragraphs with an opening statement, three supporting paragraphs and closing statement.
I had been writing a fanfic in present tense and after reading that I went back to start editing all 33 chapters. Of course in the middle of it all my father passed away which caused me to lose motivation, but I came back to it because of my amazing and supportive friends. @teammightypen @spiderman-spoilerman @nazezdha321 @just-a-mimi @joyful-soul-collector @littlemissagrafina @sarcasmismyweapon-pewpew
Thank you all so much for the support and encouragement. I don't know where I would be without you guys and my other friends on discord! ❤️❣️
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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DUDE FHSJSKSLLS I CAN SEE BOTH THE ANGST AND THE HUMOR IN IT WTF I KNOW YOULL DO THEIR CHARACTERS JUSTICE!!!
I am writing several fanfics in the marvel universe on ao3.
Now it started with quarantine when I read a story by @spiderman-spoilerman and I got an idea. They gave me permission to write the idea I had and so I wrote the first chapter and posted it towards the end of March.
From there I had an idea for a one shot. Then another one shot. That one shot inspired another one shot which inspired a mini spin off series. Then more one shots and another mini spin off series.
The story is a time travel (kinda fix it) fanfic set after End Game. I know most of us just can't with that.
But I thought. There's no way Peter just accepted Tony being dead. He never accepted anything. Let's look at it...
The bank when Happy didn't take the time to listen? Peter investigated further
Nearly drowning from being tangled in his parachute after being dropped Thor knows how many feet? He was more determined to go after the guys.
The ferry? He still didn't give up.
Tony takes the suit? Peter was down for a bit but then he still saved Tony and Happy's asses by saving the equipment on the jet.
Homecoming? Nearly died again! And still ditched his date to do the right thing.
Building dropped on top of him? He still got his ass out and continued the chase even though logically he'd have been in insane pain.
So no I don't see him accepting Tony being dead. I see him fighting against it.
Now I also thought... There was a lot of shit that happened between Iron Man 1 and End Game. Do I see Peter only fixing one problem? Nope. Do I see him trying to fix every little thing he possibly could? Yes. Because he has a guilt complex.
And then I couldn't help but wonder how funny it would be if Peter went back in time... To 1985 when Tony was in college..
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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@ninjazzz3 @rebloogggs ❤
Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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Thank you my dear friend @ninjazzz3 for tagging me!
1. I have rules for myself that worked very well and turned me into a productivity monster, rules that were mixed with my personality, superstition and simplicity. But when I stopped following it, I felt a great relief.
2. I like to imagine my crush falling for me, in that slow-burn way, and in that way, I kind of find myself appreciating things about me I wouldnt usually think about.
3. I thought I reached my life deadline when I turned 18 and didnt become great or famous
4. I have brown eyes 😂
5. I didnt KNOW how to look at myself in the mirror until I was, like, 17? I didnt know what a "good ass" looked like, or that my lips are this type, that my jaw or my cheekbones are even actually good, or that my eyes were brown (i thought they were black ffs!) or that I slouched so bad.
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Thanks for the tag @xxx-cat-xxx !
1. I was homeschooled from 7th grade to the end of high school
2. I think about death more than is probably normal. From the time I was 10 to when I was 15, six of my elderly relatives passed away, and I witnessed a fatal car accident, so the concept was at the front of my mind almost all the time during those five years and kind of got stuck there as my personality grew around it like when trees grow around something
3. The person I’m dating now is the only person I’ve ever dated. I started going to the same church as him when we were 12, we became friends, developed crushes on each other, I confessed to him first, and we’ve been together ever since and are planning to get married
4. One time I wrote a letter to Robert Downey Jr. and he sent me a signed picture
5. Only three people who I know irl know I post fanfiction online. A few others know I write it, but they don’t know that anybody gets to read it (I’m famously private about my writing anyway, so this is not considered suspicious)
Tagging @tag-the-slytherclaw @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife @learning-to-fly-on-my-own @jelly-pies @lbigreyhound13 @superherotiger @making-merry @ironcuddlystark
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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Internet friend: says ily for the first time
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spiderman-spoilerman · 4 years ago
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hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 
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spiderman-spoilerman · 5 years ago
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SPIDERMAN EXPOSED BECAUSE OF TAYLOR SWIFT ADDICTION: What Is Peter Parker to Spider-Man?
This shit that has been going on for months now has finally been solved. For the longest time I’ve been following Spider-Man oh so very closely, eager to find out his identity—not to expose it to the media vultures, oh no, our hero deserves more than that. But… to satisfy my own curiosity. He’s the only Avenger hiding his identity, you know? You’d think they’d be okay with it after all these other superheroes get to run around freely…
Anyway!
As you all know, countless names have been linked to Spider-Man. He seems close with Tony Stark, but that’s hardly relevant. There’ve been links to JD Slinger, the American Pop Singer, in a very poor attempt to sell records—you’re not Hannah Montana JD fucking Slinger! Stick to your trash music!!!
However untrue and disappointing Slinger’s attempt at fame is, he’s not the only one with musical elements that is linked to Spider-Man.
A few months ago, a viral video entering adorable and kind of pedos-get-the-fuck-out-of-here-territory circulated around the internet and into our nightly news, as does every baby goes viral video does. You can check it out on the link below for a good dose of endorphins.
[Link: Baby boy wants to be Taylor Swift, re-uploaded by djflash]
[Description: A six-year old boy is standing in the shower with a towel draped over his body like a makeshift cloak, he is clutching his tooth brush on and seems to be furiously lip syncing. The camera shakes as the person behind the camera stifles laughter.
May Parker, the original uploader and aunt of the then-toddler Peter, asks: Aren’t you tired Peter? From all the singing? You’ve been singing for two hours. Aren’t you cold?
Peter is intensely staring at the mirror as he lip-syncs but pauses to look at May. He says in a tired and raspy voice: Yeah, but, but my fans! I need to sing, Auntie May, for the fa— [looking harried] DROP EVERYTHING NOW, MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN—
The sound of Peter singing is drowned by May’s scream as Peter falls on his butt, having jumped with his passion for the song, and tripping.
It cuts off with May laughing while taking Peter in her arms, phone capturing her picking him up and hearing Peter crying as he tries to get back to the mirror: It—doesn’t hurt May. Need to get back—my! My concert!
Video ends]
Now how does a viral video of a baby Taylor Swift fan connect to Spider-Man?
Well, May Parker posted it on Facebook when Flash Thompson, who claims to be a good friend of Peter Parker (although I highly doubt this, he’s only in it for the clout and Spider-Man’s love, click here for more on Flash), decided to share it to everyone. One of his reposts on Twitter propelled it to viral success.
Weeks later, May Parker decided to bless us again with more content by taking a video of her now teenage (17 years old—PEDO’S STAY AWAY) nephew singing, once again, a Taylor Swift song.
[Link: I’m so glad im seventeen and can properly thirst upon this wonderful hooman]
[Description: They are in the kitchen this time and May Parker is being discreet with her video-taking. A Taylor Swift song ends softly from his phone’s tiny speakers. A Spotify ad interrupts but the video cuts it off two seconds later for another Taylor Swift song to filter in.
We take in the scenario. Peter is in his pyjamas, shaking his booty while singing Stay Stay Stay. He flourishes his hands a few times, dramatizing, “That’s when you came in wearing a football helmet, and I said, [he changes voices] “Okay, let’s talk” [he finishes one pancake and pours a new batter in before using the ladle as a microphone, as if in anticipation for the moment, and, back bent, face scrunched up, belts: STAYSTAYSTAY I’ve b EEN LUH-VING YOU FOR QUITE SOME TIME- TI-HIME! YOU THINK THAT ITS FUNNEH WHEN I’M—OH MAN, I spilled batter on my shirt!”
The camera shakes with May’s silent laughter. Peter does not seem to notice. He looks side to side, almost as if he is looking for something to wipe the batter with, but there are no paper towels in sight and his shirt is dripping with the excess batter the size of his fist.
In the most compelling, and understandable, moment of decision making, Peter has chosen not to be responsible and strips instead, to the utter delight of seventeen-year old’s in the world (and ONLY those younger than that! Pedos, I swear to god, if I see you, I kill you, that last blog was the last time you make me burn my eyes!)—a wonderful set of abs and toned muscles you would not expect from a seventeen year old boy singing to Taylor Swift with the squeakiest voice in the world.  Adorable. Ten points for my good boy ranks.
The video ends with Peter staring further at the shirt and licking at the batter before it violently cuts off to the roaring laughter of one May Parker]
It is peculiar, to watch May navigate the wonders of technology, too, because the first video was on her Facebook years unnoticed before Flash Thompson unearthed it for the world to see (Mr. Thompson, what exactly were your intentions going through a beautiful May Parker’s Facebook pictures?). But this time, she also apparently intended to send it to Peter’s friend’s Instagram account. However, the fluke came when she posted it and tagged them instead.
People who have followed her upon the first viral video have now decided it to be God’s work to distribute the video, making it viral within days. The very same people were the ones who noticed that Peter Parker’s singing style is the very same as Spider-Man’s.
I hear you gasp. Well, of course. I spit my tea as well, when I realized it too.
See, unless you were living under a rock, about a year ago, Spider-Man was exposed as a Taylor Swift fan when he saved a ten year old girl and began teaching her about the History and Influence of Swift’s discography and career, before proceeding to sing with her the hit song Speak Now. All of it was caught on camera, of course.
The people who spread this new video started a conspiracy theory that Spider-Man and Peter Parker are very similar people. One user @finn-man-the-aquaman pointed out that Spider-Man and Peter Parker’s voice are very similar. Another user @maxine_and_spider-man compared the dance moves from the two videos, putting frames of each steps beside each other, and found that it was so uncannily similar that it couldn’t have been a coincidence. It was an interesting point to make, because both Peter and Spider-Man had particular steps, all seemingly on a whim, but also matching each other perfectly. They are by no means good dancers, God no, but their whimsical dancing looks like two bad dancers following one choreography, couldn’t follow it technically but committed to it emotionally.
Twitter user @emiliar summarized it the best: the chest pump, the feet extension, the little jig, and the butt shake, before leaning backward and singing at the height of their emotions— apparently this is a common dance choreography?
To which @pissshitcry responded with a video that would bring us the wonderful breakthrough that I’ve been walking you all through.
[VIDEO uploaded by spidermansavedmetwice]
[Caption by @pissshitcry: No. Apparently: ]
[Video Description: Spider-Man is swinging through the buildings before stopping by Midtown High School, in front of a harried looking student, screaming frantically, and this is it folks: CAN YOU GIVE THIS TO NED LEEDS, TELL HIM SPIDER-MAN THANKS HIS FRIEND PETER! tHANKS! Before zipping away
Video ended]
Now. Okay. I know, calm down guys, I’m trying so hard not to run up the hills and do an Irish Jig, because I am so, so, so excited about all these new revelations! Nobody has quite documented this, too, so people, watch out for more of my content in a few weeks.
SO! Implication one: Spider-Man knows Ned Leeds.
Implication two: Peter Parker helped Spider-Man somehow.
Implication three: Spider-Man knows Peter Parker.
Cut, do it again, but with more emotions: SPIDER-MAN KNOWS PETER PARKER.
Let’s zoom back to a few weeks after the viral hits and Taylor Swift posts a video of her watching the video and then saying into the camera, with that iconic red lipstick and perfectly sculpted eyebrows: I have never thought this would be something that will happen to me in my career ever, but seeing a super-hero sing praises about me and teaching my [and she quotes from Spider-Man’s erratic explanation about her history] “unattainable song-writing prowess equal to that of the rock singing legends of ye old—” really does bring a smile to my face! More than that, Peter Parker is an absolute cutie too! He looks like such a sweetheart, baking those pancakes, apparently, for her aunt? Be sweet to your aunts guys! But also. I came here to cordially invite both Spider-Man and Peter Parker to come out to my concert in New York in two weeks! I’ll be there May 25th at the Lincoln Center, and maybe we can all sing together!”
She ends the video with the iconic Spider-Man wrist flip. The video has been circulated and has now gained over an estimated 100 million views.
It sparked a buzz of interest among the people, Peter Parker having received much of the spotlight. He hasn’t said anything in relation to Spider-Man but had reluctantly agreed to go to Swift’s invite. And I cannot emphasize the reluctant part. Kid looked so uncomfortable, but maybe he’s just shy!
Okay. Now, this thing is the most glaring indicator of what I will be telling you. The night of the concert. Everyone is there for Swift, but everyone is also there waiting for the much-awaited Spider-Man and Peter Parker saga. Halfway into her song list, Taylor Swift stopped to talk. The time has come.
Peter Parker walks into the stage, and the crowd welcomes him with adoring cheers, similar to Swift’s entrance herself. She introduces him, even though she absolutely does not need to, and the people scream their approval.
When Swift gives him his own mic, he almost drops it before catching it with his incredible reflexes. Swift calls for Spider-Man to reveal himself, much to the delight of the crowd, chanting his name as if it was a concert for him, which, in many ways, it kind of was. However, Spider-Man didn’t appear after that and the duo had to continue on.
It was a cute performance, with Parker stumbling a few times before getting the groove with Swift and belting it out as well. Everyone joins in on them singing and enjoying her old songs, Swift smiling and laughing the whole time.
Peter leaves the stage Spider-Man plushies and roses thrown for him, to which he received with a graceful bow. Swift resumes her concert after a few hearty jokes thrown in—but wait! What’s that?!
A screaming insect crashes at one of the large LED walls at the stage and the camera [and the collective crowd] is surprised to see the superhero—SPIDER-MAN!
“Ehehehe, hello Miss Taylor Swift, Ma’am!” He says, in a particularly deeper voice. Autotune? Before they sing it out, as they would—Swift laughing, and Spider-Man trying—Spider-Man explains that he was nervous meeting Peter Parker, before scrambling to correct that it was Swift he was nervous about meeting.
Swift then teases Spider-Man about a potential crush, which.
BRINGS US TO MY BREAKTHROUGH POINT.
TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ABOUT TO BRING US THE GAY COUPLE OF THE CENTURY, BUT SPIDER-MAN WAS TOO CHICKEN TO GET TO IT.
Okay, alright, I hate pedos, and we don’t exactly know Spider-Man’s age but we do know that he’s very young, what with all the pop culture references he’s been dropping with the intuition of an internet native. So, he’s young, alright? Possibly Gen-Z, even. Here’s a post you can see about his age analysis.
SPIDER-MAN. HAS. A. CRUSH. ON. PETER. PARKER.
[Insert hand chopping movements]
AND THEY ALMOST HAD A CUTE MOMENT ON STAGE HAD SPIDER-MAN BRAVED IT THROUGH.
PETER PARKER, AND I MEAN, PETER PARKER! SPIDER-MAN HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!
We’ve established that Spider-Man knows Peter Parker. They’ve met. Peter has possibly helped, or even saved Spider-Man himself. Now, saving a superhero is something that not just anybody does. And Parker himself is a student at Midtown Science High—he’s a smart kid! And seeing as these events just happened months apart, it wouldn’t be too far-fetched to imagine them meeting again, perhaps, with Parker making pancakes in dewy mornings, and a tired (and yearning) Spider-Man is watching from the windows as Peter dances along to Swift’s songs.
The watching from the windows theory and thus getting to know the choreography might not be so creepy if you factor in the fact that Spider-Man might be hiding his crush for Parker’s safety!
It is like the modern incarnation of Super-Hero romance, only now, its more inclusive! To exist in such a beautiful world, and to watch such an innocent tale bloom in this cruel, cruel world. We could only hope to see more of them together, maybe as something... more?
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COMMENTS:
reblogged by thunderstrike: this is like someone trying to overanalyze twilight for some depth—THERE ISN’T ONE!
thunderstrike reblogged by spidahmanna: come on, give them some credit at least for recounting the most batshit insane crossover in the universe as we know it so far
reblogged by skdfas: this person needs help, but very entertaining to read
reblogged by nedleads: oH MY GOD 
reblogged by kliyon: new ship, age appropriate Spider-Man x Peter Parker
reblogged by ekeke: um yes, i need a dash of meet-cute with one cup of flavored angst—soda please, I like it to hurt— large fluff, a BFF serving of some of them yearning, and a happy sad-meal for one please.
reblogged by unaunann: im done with this site, who wants to burn the internet with me?
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 Tony, reading the blog: Hmmm…
[Later]
Tony: Okay so I read this blog and I have remedied it.
Peter: Oh my god thankyoumisterstark I swear I didn’t mean to—
Tony: You are now the biggest shareholder for Spotify because I know you don’t want me to pay for a premium account, but if you’re gonna listen to those damn ads while singing to Taylor Swift, at least earn from it, you know?
Peter: …that’s what you took from the whole thing?
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NEXT ARTICLE: The Avengers film a parody of Queen’s I Want To Break Free. Is Captain America is as beautiful as Rogerina, or is he too buff??? Tony Stark is an iconic drama queen, perfect for Freddie Mercury, and more!
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spiderman-spoilerman · 5 years ago
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Spider-Man
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I really, really love them in all-black suits
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spiderman-spoilerman · 5 years ago
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Oml youre sk sweet thank u so much im-- 🥺🥺🥺
Okay y'all, I just finished having my heart torn apart then sewn back together by reading "I. Am. Spiderman" by @spiderman-spoilerman.
First off, if you are looking for a well-written, gut wrenching, post- Endgame fic, give it read. It will make you cry. It will make you smile. It will then make you cry many more times, but overall make you smile. That was my experience. It is over 100,000 words, but it is well worth the time to read.
Secondly, I could really use some good fluff fics to read now. I would really like suggestions of fix-its where not only Tony lives, but also Nat. Also maybe fics where Steve doesn't stay back in time after returning the stones. Alternatively, fics where Peter is the one that snaps because those are very few and far between. Thanks in advance if you guys have any suggestions.
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spiderman-spoilerman · 5 years ago
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“When did you become an expert on tropical fish?” “Last night.”
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