#and cant park anywhere

[forestrattus]

men that drive big spotless empty bedded pick up trucks in the city fit into so many slur categories

[hauntingrabbits]

fashion

[ganondoodle]

Have you been assesed for adhd?

nope, though im pretty sure i got it ... or its something similar bc although also not officially diagnosed there is no way im not autistic OTL

the only things i have been .. 'diagnosed' with is anxiety and chronic depression, though both of which by a therapist that got arrested for fraud and harassment (hahaha .. ._.) and im not sure how much weight that can hold both bc of .. THAT and bc i honestly have no idea how much a therapist can do (its been many years since then too) and the only meds he ever offered me where like .. drugs ('herbs')

i have been thinking of asking our family doctor about it but im rather afraid of whatever process i gotta go through to get anything that might help since im sure its also not JUST adhd that causing all this (and ... im afraid it could impact how i am treated ... like if they know im autistic are they not gonna take me seriously anymore or stop me from making choices about myself.. welp theres the anxiety ndfjkgndfknvgfdk)

(and a new therapist is pretty impossible bc theres a really big problem of not enough therapists around ESPECIALLY where i live ... also fear bc of the previous one .. haha ._, )

[lokh]

maybe this isnt true in the city but at least here it seems like skateboarding/longboarding is NOT a big thing

[bruiisedfawn]

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[mechanixx]

beef jerky sticks to me is like what pepperoni is to ricky

[separatist-apologist]

MB I have very important business now that you know the bg3 companions, let's go for a classic. Who is the best companion to take to ikea?

Okay first of all THANK YOU. Secondly though, I'm only doing main companions because Jaheria died during our fight at Moonrise and it took me SO LONG to win that I wasn't re-doing it and I've never one time been tempted to pick Minthara over Halsin.

This is, as always, worst to best

Lae'zel- She would not understand the purpose or the point. But what do you need? Nothing, we just came to look and waste four hours pretending we could live this way. I do not comprehend the nonsense of your species.

Shadowheart- I know this will be controversial but damn I feel like she would just complain and sneer the entire time. She's up to the experience until you're halfway through the kitchen section and she suddenly gets mad but doesn't TELL you. The whole vibe shifts and she's being curt so you rush yourself out of there

Halsin- Look, I just think Mr. Nature would not like seeing just how many. trees were felled in order to make a cheap cabinet that isn't going to last you longer than two-three years.

Astarion- I know someone won't like this because it SEEMS like he should enjoy it, and he does for a while. PAPER light fixtures? PLYWOOD furniture? Oh darling. This is awful, take me somewhere people have TASTE.

Gale- It's possible to be TOO enthusiastic about something, actually. Gale. I'm begging you, PUT THE TRINKET DOWN. You actually do not need to touch everything, has anyone told you that? What was supposed to be a light hearted two hour day has spanned the full business hours of ikea and if Gale doesn't stop picking up plants, you're going to wait until the store closes and hunt him for sport.

Wyll- An altogether good time with the Blade of the Frontiers. Does he entirely get what we're doing here at 10am on a Saturday? No, but he DID wear walking shoes and he will definitely stage a half-hearted fight with you in one of the living rooms. You spend half the day making jokes about childhood trauma, and the other half trying to figure out how to get that impulse buy cabinet home in his subaru (look I know this is in my heart okay?)

Karlach- You already knew. The RIGHT enthusiasm and so much hype. OH MAN MEATBALLS? Fuck yes. Not only does Karlach also want to lay down on one of the massive beds and play pretend that you could absolutely live this way, but she's willing to help you build the furniture (she's got tools at home, this is going to be so easy she says!). Youre relationship is better for going to ikea

[simpleroses]

Anyone know what these little ruggrats names are?

I'm just naming them myself of I can't find the names myself

[sillypilled-friendcel]

i think people on here assume that everyone has the same living situation they do

[sageofthestarz]

Am I the only one who because I look young gets bitched at for using mobility aids??

Like is this just Florida people being Florida people or is this just a general "you look too young to be using stuff for disabled people" thing

[possum-tooth]

good lird my knee..

[adarkermiserablecrow]

I was watching 911 Lone Star and some kid training for his driver's test said parallel parking wasn't in the test and I need an american to say sike right now

[jojolimons]

hate driving in new york

[uwanosorade]

its so unfair we dont just have trains. like i am grateful that i can afford to pay for a car but i would definitely say i experience my car much more as a burden than as a source of freedom

[navysealt4t]

I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHHINGG I fucking hate my room I can barely handle to be in there and its so messy and small and overwhelming and tight and its all my fault but I just cant fucking clean it I cant I cant I just want to burn it all and start over from the begininng but I fucking cant and oh my god I just want to be anywhere else I cant fucking handle being in that tiny ass room

[rotpunks]

i am going to start biting motherfuckers