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bring out the rotating tiger

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why so celibate

-the jerker

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ferrets in love 🤎

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are you mad at me: deconstructive, assumes the other person’s feelings, accusatory more than inquisitive

do you want me to kill myself: broaches a problem and solution in one, prioritizes action over feelings, proactive in seeking a resolution

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why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

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@propertyofwhitney67 u lol

I'm trying to diversify the content on this blog and attract new audiences. I'm shooting my shot.

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I don;t think I'll post this one actually

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everybodys “hear me outs” are so weak my friend just sent me mufasa like duh bro wtf do u mean hear me out..

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

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big fan of tuberculosis’ painted toenails

thank you!!! i painted them myself!!! here's a closer look at the colors he wears ^w^

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obsessed with these photos of an albino (?) brandt’s cormorant. he looks like a sad little turkey

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he is so beautiful isnt he... :3 i will tell him but i must warn you that the love only serves to fuel his ego

i hope santa brings Tuberculosis the gift he's been asking for but i fear he may be on the naughty list again.........