#and by the gays i mean me...
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Papi wtf are you doing at the beach at 5am? But 👀 while you're there, you should drop this horny gay playlist
chilling? people watching? watching the water? at this point the sunrise cuz its 7am now??? what else would i be doing? lol
you mean the pvris horny playlist? i can give you the first few that come off the top of my head??? im on my phone and don't have an ACTUAL pvris sex playlist so im going off memory here. if you're a lynn fan (AND YOU SHOULD BE) let me know what else you'd add. maybe ill make an actual pvris sex playlist lol.
their new album drops next month and everything that's already been released is soooo horny, but this????? *chef's kiss*
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these two are...yeah...damage has been done to these lol
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now this is gonna be controversial...i know im aware...but nine years after this album dropped i still thing lynn's sexiest song is "you & i". TO MEEEEE. you can argue with a wall. i know this is less overtly "sex playlist" material that the other three i just gave you but listeeeeeeeen...this song altered my brain chemistry and it's never gone back. like...i get that it's a LITERAL break up song. i hear you but..."we can meet in the middle bodies and souls collide dance in the moonlight when all the stars align for you and I" does something to my psyche idk what it is. you havent dated me if i haven't seen you naked while this song is playing lol the change in tempo, the rhythm, the reverb they added to the vocals, the...everything??? I DON'T KNOW MAN. it's such a fucking sexy song to me. i hear this song and i just want pretty girls to sit on my lap so we can make out to it all day lol
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also like...not pvris but...i cant be talking about sexy horny gay music if we don't talk about lauren's EP from earlier this year literally called "songs ill eat you out to". I MEAN...
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tell your sex playlists i say "you're welcome" for this EP addition haha.
#ugh now i want a pretty girl here with me to make out to a sunrise and lynn's music in the background lmao#LIFE IS UNFAIR#should i wake someone up and tell them to drive here? lololol#they'll literally never make it before traffic hits to the west side#god really hates the gays huh?#and by the gays i mean me...#rants#music#vids#pvris#lsanderson
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity
#we used to be a proper country#or something#this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻♂️#i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long#episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :(((#tumblr#fandom
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Every one adores you, at least I do.
#rip edwin and charles you would have loved am I gay quiz#i think a kiss would fix them#(by that I mean me)#alexxuun#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives fanart#dbda fanart#payneland#paynland#charles rowland#edwin payne
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I like that despite being a child abuser, child exploiter, and an emotionally absent father, Reginald draws the line at transphobia.
#the umbrella academy#season 4#umbrella acedmy#tua#tua s4#i mean a win is a win#this confirms to me that if klaus ever got outed or something Reginald would be like-#“ok??? can he still run recon on this mission or is the gay killing him???”#doesn't care 😭 like in general either#im sure if viktor as a kid just swapped all his clothes out for boy ones reg would be like “hmm fascinating#reginald hargreeves
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Do you think of me?
#I am not ready to witness these two longing for each other in season 2 it's gonna ruin me#stede writing love letters to ed while on his way to win him back#and ed stealing the wedding toppers and imagining marrying stede during quiet and vulnerable hours#yeah I'm very much not ready#these two are my favorite thing in the world#our flag means death#our flag means death fanart#our flag means death 2#gay pirates#ofmd#ofmd 2#stede bonnet#edward teach#ofmd fanart#ofmd 2 fanart#david jenkins#rhys darby#taika waititi#my art#fanart
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
#she invented BDE & turned me gay all in one scene.. her power#pirates of the caribbean#filmedit#movieedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#filmtv#cinematv#cinemapix#perioddramaedit#live action#potc#elizabeth swann#keira knightley#the curse of the black pearl#gif#gifset#do NOT keep a running score of how many women i claim 'turned me gay'#what i actually mean is 'childhood crushes i didnt realise were crushes at the time' alas that is not funny to say
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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Inferiority complex
#When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean#OC stuff#This just sums up how I feel about men tbh. Longing jealous and cowardly. My poor OC Angel gets the brunt of my shortcomings#art#sketch#character art#OC art#Own character#Tapeworrm oc#Dog motif#Dog#Gay#Gay art#Angel
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part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
#it's really funny to me that these are pretty much all about being gay on main and then. there's. tragic mick#sorry man. i mean walrus.#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives memes#edwin payne#charles rowland#the cat king#niko sasaki#tragic mick#dead boy detective agency#text post meme#not art
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#Happy pride everybody. Who’s gonna tell him#Who’s gonna tell him most of the ones he made including the one he’s talking to is…. Well. I shan’t say#Dbhc#dbhc sillies#Dbhc art#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#xisuma#docm77#docsuma#to me#hermitcraft au#almost put “do you want me to do like. Gay maintenance” but it was pointed out to me that. That’s like#WAY more suggestive than what I intended it to mean DFJBDFGBJXFG SO ITS FINE#art escapades
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#ciircusart#she means so much to me#fanart#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill v2#v2 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill fanart#ultrakill v2 fanart#pride month#happy pride 🌈#i love gay people
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Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#when i say i want to fall in love and everything it entails#i do mean EVERYTHING#i wanna do stupid and silly and meaningless things with you#isn’t that the point of it all?#ughh i Cannot articulate it well#but yeah#im gay and i like sleeping#also you may think im online posting this rn but actually im scheduling this post >:)#i like scheduling it makes me feel like im bamboozling and i love a good bamboozle#also it makes it not as obvious that this is another one of my mid-crisis 3am posts lol
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The Doctor never stood a chance.
#i mean look at her#none of us ever stood a chance#but the doctor especially#look at her smile#shes gorgeous#she is elegance#she is grace#time petals#timepetals#tenrose#tentoorose#rose tyler#bbc doctor who#doctor who#ro's silly lil drawings#reason number 567 why doctor who made me gay
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does anyone have resources on transmisogyny in nazi Germany? I was looking into it briefly and it seems relatively clear that the persecution of queer people in nazi Germany was very transmisogynistic. cis lesbians were never outlawed or explicitly targeted (instead classed under asocial), and some trans men apparently had their "transvestite certification" renewed (permit that gave permission to crossdress), where on the other side, gay men and trans women were explicitly targeted by Nazis and labelled with the pink triangle and often castrated or worse.
the thing is I'm struggling to find actual information on a lot of this, in particular the transvestite certification, there are many individual examples of trans women being harassed or killed specifically for having them and this article specifically mentions a strange exception where a trans man was not persecuted for his but rather had it renewed, but I can't find information on how common this was, perhaps this was a rare exception with no relation to agab as the article seems to think, but I can't help but wonder if it may be reflective of wider transmisogynistic forces.
It seems like a bit of a trove of historic information for analysis but surprisingly I can't find anything talking about Nazis and transmisogyny, only their general homophobia/queerphobia.
I would really like to read more about this so if anyone has resources or just personal study they'd like to share please do send it my way
#talking#transmisogyny#(cis)lesbians were often persecuted but not as explicitly as (cis)gay men which is interesting#im case it needs to be said i am by no means looking to downplay the persecution of anyone#only understand the historical persecution of people like me
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