#and black appliances

[uroborom]

Pantry - Contemporary Kitchen

[svarte-troner]

Southwestern Kitchen - Dining

[vintagehomecollection]

Rooms by Design, 1989

[eclec-tech]

My microwave just died.

Died as in mwrohhhhhhhh-POP. Dead. Sounded like a transformer arcing in my kitchen. Me: banging my head against the kitchen cabinet

[driftingballoons]

Whoever decided Blaze Black N should have not one not two but SIX rotoms I just wanna talk

[wordfromoursponsor]

"All these electrical servants work for you for only 43 cents a day because electricity is your greatest value, costing even less today than it did back in 1930" (1963)

[itstimeforstarwars]

I got some comfortable shoes that come in my size and give me great support at work but that does mean I wear the same shoes as all the men over 60 in this store.

[smute]

on the topic of the touchscreens-for-heavy-machinery trend: i have one of those touch controlled stovetops. not technically a touchscreen, i know, but it is completely buttonless. and it's the dumbest thing ever. it's easy to clean and that's literally the only advantage.

first of all, the "buttons" are way too close to the part that gets hot, and since its all one single slab of glass you regularly have to touch hot buttons if you want to turn down the heat 😐

second of all, it is completely unintuitive. turning the heat up or down quickly is literally impossible. instead of just turning a knob you have to *beep* unlock the controls, then *beep* select the right ✨cooking zone✨, then *beep beep beep* tap the plus or minus and *beep* lock it again so it doesn't do anything you don't want it to do.

which brings me to my third and most important point 🤓 THE TOUCH CONTROLS CAN BE ACTIVATED BY LITERALLY ANYTHING. i cant even tell you how many times ive turned the stove off WHILE COOKING because a drop of water touched the power button. for some reason the lock button only locks the plus/minus buttons, not the power button. and yes, anything you put on the stove when it's off can potentially TURN IT ON. the other day i dropped a bag of sliced bread on there and it registered as a long press, unlocked the controls, and the thing turned on 🌝 thankfully i heard the beep but if i hadn't, it could've started a fire. just this morning the same thing happened with a fucking carrot 🥕

[rorylow]

You need to stop jorking the robots

Sending God yoyr way 🙏🙏🙏

Guess who

there are so many friends i have who could be disappointed in me at this point it's impossible to guess. i however will not stop jorking the robots. good day

[gaysebastianvael]

we have a new apartment this is not a drill!!!!

[i-scavenger]

Functional Black and Decker toaster oven found in a dumpster enclosure.

[entcrprise]

Traditional Kitchen - Kitchen

[cottonmouthe]

Kitchen Enclosed

[vintagehomecollection]

Rooms by Design, 1989

[design-and-html]

Kitchen - Farmhouse Kitchen

[mrsmarlasinger]

I can always tell I'm having a work dream because I wake up with the fucking schedule still in my mind's eye