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dieegolila · 5 months ago

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Baby bottles everywhere!!!

#the little girl we saw is full grown up #so… Why the baby bottles?#Why there are MULTIPLE baby bottles?#and baby wipes #all by mail #tua s3 speculation #tua s4 spoilers #tua #tua s4 #the umbrealla academy #lila hargreeves #diego hargreeves

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whorejolras · 1 year ago

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every dyke orgy needs a token faggot

#and baby wipes #and im here to serve #🫡#mine

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trekkerac · 8 hours ago

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he's like a faulty lightbulb

#Gravity falls #Gravity falls au #Frankenstein/ghost au #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #dont tag as ship #Stan is a baby ghost. he doesn't know how NOT to be terrifying to all witnesses #fiddleford might be more prone to ghostly encouters because his head went through the portal #Stan is making the society of the blind eye work crazy overtime btw #fiddleford may want 0 to do with ford but he couldnt just wipe “ford”s ghost from his memory without checking if he actually is dead first

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aroaceleovaldez · 10 months ago

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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

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pangur-and-grim · 6 months ago

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a difficult ear cleaning experience

#his breeder recommended baby wipes #but he seems to hate the feel of anything wet going in there #and cleaning with kleenex seems to be enough to keep him from scratching at his ears #Belphegor #having flashbacks to cleaning Rusty’s ears when she was a puppy #I always had to give her one tissue to chew one while I went in with another one

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metalotaku-da · 1 year ago

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Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.

"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.

"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.

The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"

"Who was that guy?"

"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.

"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.

"Jai"

"Iris"

#dc comics #danny phantom #dcxdp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dan phantom #is a pissed off stork delivering babies like a disney movie #alternate time lines become lost timelines and dan plays Noah's ark with the super kids.#part of parole #punishment for heroes #and atonement for dan wiping them all out in his lost timeline #clockwork thinks this is a great idea. he loves his lost timeline son #all the other heroes will too.#wait till barry screws the pooch and gets the tornado twins dumped on him as terrible twos.#dick x wally #writing prompt

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goddess-of-graphite · 6 months ago

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thinking about how you could combine the “ghosts fight socially” and “strongest ghosts make the rules” with the “Danny is a baby ghost and needs a ghostly guardian/parent” and I have decided that it’s “if you can defeat and then keep the baby contained then it is now yours” and thats why Danny’s experiences with ghosts are Like That

#does that mean Danny’s parent is clockwork? Maybe.#I dunno it almost makes sense that if you’re raising a baby then that baby can’t be able to like. wipe the floor with you #like you can’t discipline a child who can and will just beat you up #“go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done” “nO!” and then they punt you into a wall #danny phantom #graphite muses

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moonyflesh · 6 months ago

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((did anyone notice that when he allows a single tear, it’s ALWAYS from his right eye? i just found that interesting))

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Oscar Isaac characters crying.

#i’m not crying you are #literally why is he pretty even when he’s suffering #i wanna wipe his pretty little eyes #my baby meow meow #he’s so cat coded #grrr #why is he literally always sad bruh does this man never get a day of happiness #ily oscar isaac #oscar isaac #crying gif

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cuntbrow · 1 year ago

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me getting out of the amazon headquarters with the hard drive of the other two takes of michael sheen and david tennant kissing as aziraphale and crowley for the most pivotal scene of the season shoved up my ass: