#and apparently it’s not a joke either

[hellfireattheendoftunnel]

Tumblr live is real??

I thought y’all where joking??

How do I get rid of it? I NEED HELP

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

Take my "How much of an eeeevil hardcore stan are you" uquiz

According to MEEEEEEEEE

[originalaccountname]

putting my hands on your shoulders looking directly into your eyes why are you so insistent that Dazai is faking every emotion every second of every day except when he's acting mean or evil why do you think his dark side is more true than his happier or sillier sides

do you not also have multiple facets you show different people? are we not all beautiful multifaceted individuals? are your actions and reactions not influenced by your emotions and state of mind?

can't he laugh at his own jokes? can't he fondly think of the Agency? can't he be dramatic because he wants to? can't he be surprised by something suddenly happening, even if he knew it would happen? do you not jump when the jack in the box gets out even if you were the one working the mechanism?

why would the mean persona be more real? why would any and all joy be faked? why are you only allowing him misery?

[virgothozul]

[blondeaxolotl]

Do. Do you think since you shipped sebastian x grelle x othello, sebastian x butler grelle and madam red could be possible?? 😳

I say it's possible once again Grell has two hands except in this case both of her partners are at eachothers throats and sometimes don't want to share (they're good friends)

Also doodle inspired by my friend's (@pop-roxs) message because it was so funny to me and also gave me the idea on what to draw for this ask, ty Water <3

[captainofthetidesbreath]

This was so incredibly and hilariously petty of Spahr, a Top 10 Jonas Spahr Being Extremely 30ish Moment to me:

[stuckasmain]

Caught smooching the computer, again.

[carebooks]

Velma (2023) is to Scooby Doo what Teen Titans Go! is to Teen Titans (2003)

[palettepainter]

Oh-ho blocked ear canal baby, the next following days are gunna be great-

[thedailydescent]

So after others have established before and throughout Season 2 that portraying Armand as a sexually undesirable man who can't satisfy Louis, with Louis constantly thinking about Lestat any time they get physical and wishing it were him instead, and how Lestat would NEVER touch Armand with a ten-foot pole, ew, is racist and a negative portrayal of South Asian men, I now see people are getting comfortable making 'funny' posts/edits again about Louis needing to be saved by Lestat's dick and "manliness". Loumand suffers from bed death, not because Armand killed his daughter or Louis is grieving, but because Armand isn't a real man and can't top.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

My fucking dentist today almost made me choke on my laughter.

So, I had to get a filling and he was having trouble with the rubber dental dam so he had the hygienist also doing shit and he just fucking says, "you know what we're doing right now? We're seeing how many fingers we can fit in your mouth."

Then, not even a minute later, he says, mostly to himself, "I'm not saying you have a big mouth, but it's more than you'd think. I'd know. I have experience. We can fit at least four hands in here. Don't worry."

[aj-lenoire]

i do not enjoy harry potter anymore and even when i did, snape was not a character i ever liked, but for some reason my ‘for you’ page is just full of dedicated snape stan accounts and i hate it

[pastafossa]

Ya'll, my mom apparently made an order while she was in the hospital in Dec/Jan. 😂

We spent SO long trying to figure out who this package came from! Lots of Spiderman pointing, did someone in our ADHD fam forget??? But no, it was her!

Please also note, we do get her gifts every year, along with cooking a special meal or eating out, so it's not like she wouldn't have gotten gifts and cake and food. 😂 But drugged up, hospitalized Pasta Mama wanted to make sure she got a box of See's on Mother's Day too, and I can't even judge her for it. 😆

[kismetconstellations]

Amongst the myriad ways the Voltron: Legendary Defender writers failed spectacularly, is the unintentionally humorous example of Shiro's supposed future husband, "Curtis", having more chemistry with Acxa, in the form of an actual conversation he initiates with the intention of learning personal information about her.

"What about you, Acxa? Did you have pets where you're from?"

"I never had a creature companion. But, one of my partners, Narti, was bonded to an immortal cat named Kova.

That cat gave her the ability to experience the world."

"Oh. That's... 'great'."

This is more than he has with Shiro in the entire thirteen episode season, wherein their interactions are limited exclusively to shouting impersonal commands at each other in the heat of battle.

[ikishima]

My #1 advice for people moving out is to NOT buy nonstick cookware... not only is the lifespan of nonstick a MAXIMUM of 7 years (usually more like 2-5 years) but teflon, aka Polytetrafluoroethylene-- the plastic coating that makes the cookware nonstick, infuses microplastics into your food.

New cookware sets can cost hundreds of dollars so my advice is to look for 100% stainless steel cookware in thrift stores. Safer, cheaper, & instead of needing to replace every 2-7 years they can potentially last you the entire rest of your life AND they won't start shedding plastic into your food