#and also them refusing to accept them 😋

[im-no-jedi]

thought of a little scenario that idk if I'll ever implement into one of my stories but it's too silly to not write down

anyway Hunter gets out of the shower at my place and he's all clean and smells nice and it drives me crazy (like usual 😝) so I start giving him smooches and whatnot

and then at some point it basically goes like this

me: mmm babe I love how you smell right now 🥰

Hunter: of course you do, it's your soap 😏

me: I love how you're ok smelling like flowers and other girly smells 🥰

Hunter: ...?? what?? flowers are "girly"?? since when?? and why??? they're just plants???

and he continues to be confused and can't fathom the idea of a freaking plant having an assigned gender association, literally wtf

he ends up casually bringing it up to the others and Echo absolutely loses it, he goes on a long-winded rant about it and refuses to accept that; Wrecker also thinks it's stupid, and Tech pretty much has the same thinking as Hunter where he's genuinely confused on why anyone would assign the scent of a plant to a particular gender LOL

Omega then makes it her mission to fill the Marauder with flowers the next time they go to a green planet to appease her brothers' frustration (which I will gladly help with) 😌

[meowzfordayz]

hashira receive chocolate from you

Author’s Note: only a lil late for Valentine’s Day… 😅

hashira receive chocolate from you

Hashira x Reader

Word Count: ~1,100

CW: explicit language

Emergency Request Fulfilled: this sad b*tch could use an emergency request 😭 men have more audacity I swear

If possible could you do hashira men x female reacting to you bringing them chocolate on Valentine’s Day😭

~faqs~

Don’t mind the varying lengths of these headcanons 😆

I just wrote out scenarios as they popped into my brain

Aka not in order

Some are short and sweet; others are more fleshed out

Cries (happy tears)

—Duh 🤠

Good thing the chocolates are in a box, otherwise they’d be soaked 🙃

Also refuses to eat them w/o you present

Insists you take the first bite of every bonbon 🥺😋

VERY red 😡

—Apparently this is my go to hc for Obanai… he’s always red 😂

“Is this for me?” <— dangerously soft

Uhh- 😶 *cue awkward fiddling w/ the box of chocolates*

“Yes?”

“Are you sure?” <— somehow even softer

“... yes?!”

“Thank you.”

🤨🤨🤨

“You don’t want them,” you accuse, more embarrassed than anything

Obanai’s eyes widen

Barely

He’s still ~mostly glaring

😓 “It’s fine! They’re my favorite anyway! I’ll just-”

A firm (sweaty) palm on your shoulder stops you mid-stalking-away

“I’d like to have them,” he declares

“W-wha-whaaat?” 😳

“Thank you,” murmured again, gentle fingers prying the box from your grip, “How about we sit beneath that tree… andyousharethemwithme?”

Best believe not a single second of eye contact occurs

#shy boi

Also What did he just say? 😃

“NO WAAAY?!?!?!” 😍

“Mitsuri?”

You’re glad she’s so excited, but-? 😅

“I HAVE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU TOO !!!!!” 🍫💝

“NO WAAAY?!?!?!” 😍

—*sigh*

—What I’d give to swap chocolates w/ Mitsuri 🥺💞

“Sugar can lead to cavities.” 🧐

“Shinobu-”

“You want me to get cavities?”

“No, I-”

“What if I get-”

“Shinobu!”

“I’m kidding, darling!” 😃

😒😒😒 <— you rn

Shinobu leans in, pecking your cheek as she accepts your gift, “With you around, the harm’s already done.” 😉

… “Was that you flirting with me?”

“Yes, savor it.”

“Babe, that was so ba-”

“GOOD, [y/n], my flirting was so good.”

“Thank gosh that wasn’t your original approach.”

“You’re saying my flirting wouldn’t woo you, darling?” 😎

“That’s exactly what I’m saying.” 💀

“Chocolate?!” 😁

You only wince a tad at Kyojuro’s booming excitement 😬

“For you.” ☺️

“For me !!!” 😁😁

If you take a step back to protect your poor ears, he doesn’t comment

“A token of my appreciation.”

“How thoughtful!” 😁😁😁 “You are most generous!” 😁😁😁😁

And then he notices your slow but sure retreat ☹️

“Are you okay?” voice immediately softening

your relieved sigh = barely stifled 🤫

“Oh,” he blinks, head tilting a fraction, “I was loud!”

“Ouch,” you nod in sheepish agreement

“I apologize! Please! Share your wonderful gift with me to make up for my carelessness!” 

…

…

“I was loud again.” 😅

Sanemi sits cross legged on his engawa, unimpressed by your offering

“I hate chocolate.” 😐

“You’re full of shit.” 🙄

“Just like your chocolate.”

“My chocolate? It’s yours, Shinazugawa Sanemi,” hand on your hip as you huff, chocolates shaking in their box as you hold them out roughly toward him, “I got it for you.”

Raising an eyebrow, he pushes your hand, “I don’t want it.”

“Fuck. You.” ☹️

Scoffing, his eyes roll, “You know I hate chocolate.”

You pout, plopping down beside him, “Hate is a strong word.”

“Eat it yourself.”

“I don’t want to.”

“See! You hate chocolate too, so don’t try pawning it off to me.” 😒

“Shinazufuckinggawa.”

Sanemi finally shifts to face you, mouth smug, knee bumping gentle against the crook of your hip, “Hm, my love?” 😌

Seething, you ignore his advance, “We are eating this chocolate together, and if it kills you, then so be it.”

“Ooh, so this is a we situation now?” he teases fondly, plucking the box from your lap

Crossing your arms, you look away, “You’re insufferable.”

“So insufferable that you bought me chocolate,” he smirks 😇

“Whatever, I’ll keep it,” you grumble, halfheartedly grabbing for the box

“No.” 😐

“No?”

“We’re eating it together, and it certainly won’t kill me.” 🥰

—Bc lover!Sanemi = emotional whiplash central 💀🤍

“What is this for?”

“For you,” you grin

“I figured that part out.” 🤓

Snorting, you tap Muichiro’s shoulder, flicking his chin when he glances down at your movement

“Hey,” he pouts slightly, cheeks tinged pink, “Seriously though: why?”

“Because I adore you.”

“Right.”

“Mhm.” ☺️

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” 😁

You poke his cheek, eyes rolling fondly, “We should eat them now.”

“We? But, they’re for me.”

“Muichiro,” you deadpan

“What?”

“Just trust me.” 😇

His cheeks warming further, he allows you to tug him under the shade of the nearest tree, sweetness soft in his stomach before he’s had a single taste

“You can put that over there,” Giyuu gestures to the nearest corner of the room, not bothering to greet you 

Disappointment curdles in your stomach, stare carefully neutral as you nod, “Okay.”

Your soft sigh as you move away from him does not go unnoticed

“Are you alright?” 😕

Swiveling sharply at the slight edge in his tone, you shake your head, frustration narrowing your eyes

“What’s on your mind?” he asks, gentle now as he approaches your agitated figure

“You’re so dense,” you manage to choke out, tears welling involuntarily

“I’m so…” Giyuu trails off, realization hitting him, “Oh shit.”

—Realization being the train that was just derailed #so punny #the punniest 🤡

“Yeah,” you exhale raggedly, tiny smile tugging at your mouth despite yourself, “Not even a Hello or a Thank you.”

“I’m sorry,” he mutters, lithe body curved protective and apologetic around you before you can even blink, “That was messed up of me.”

“I can leave and come in again, so you can practice,” you chuckle wetly, face buried in his haori, “You clueless man.”

Embrace tightening, he murmurs, “You’re too kind.”

Giggling faintly, you squeeze his hip, other hand still awkwardly clutching the box of chocolate, “I know.”

“Thank you for being patient with me.”

“We better eat them before everyone returns.” 😈

Clucking your tongue at Tengen, you pull another, another, another, and another box of chocolates from your knapsack

“Oh.” 😔

“Tengen-sama, do you look crestfallen?”

“Well, I, hm, I thought we would-”

“Unlike someone, I’m not so selfish to suggest indulging in a pleasure without our wives,” smile unwavering even as you scold him, “Which is why I bought enough for everyone to enjoy their own.” 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

“Okay, but! Size wise, I’m large.” 😃

“Which is why I bought you two.”

“You did?!” 😍

“No.” 😐

[icanseethefuture333]

PAC: How will you celebrate your birthday? 🎂💓

It's my birthday month and I'm feeling festive so let's celebrate together!

Pile 1:

Shufflemancy -

It's Ya Birthday by Fly Boi Keno

Come Get Her by Rae Sremmurd (Angel number 333 is significant since the song is 3:33)

Twist & Turn by Popcaan ft. Drake & PARTYNEXTDOOR

Control, Gifts, Money, The Empress, Two of Pentacles, & The Fool

For your birthday you plan to do things your way! And if people can't get behind it, there's the door. "My highway or the highway!" You could have people follow a certain theme for your birthday. You will look very beautiful and stunning for your birthday, I can also sense a glow up happening for you! You could plan mostly how your birthday will go and will feel quite satisfied when everything falls into place. You will be strict when it comes to planning your birthday and will make sure everyone follows the rules, but when the day finally comes - you will have such a blast! I'm seeing overall abundance and fun adventures coming for you in this age. You will receieve plenty of gifts and money as well 🤑. You could possibly be a Taurus or Libra sign, pile 1.

Pile 2:

Shufflemancy -

Birthday by Anne Marie

Eternal Sunshine by Jhené Aiko

All My Friends by Snakehips ft. Tinashe & Chance the Rapper

Ice Queen, Long Distance, Travel, Nine of Wands, The World, & The High Priestess

I see that you have been through a lot this year, pile 2! Or have been through a lot in general. I almost feel like this bittersweet energy. You are appreciative of the lessons you've learned in life but also are mourning a part of yourself that's from the past. You might be moving on from something that you had to walk away and that was very difficult to do, whether it was a relationship, job, etc. With each story that ends, a new story beginnings. I actually see more opportunities coming into your life! You could possibly a water sign (Cancer, Pisces, or Scorpio). There is something significant about water here, the river or ocean specifically. I see for your birthday you will be celebrating near the water. You could travel overseas and vacation on the islands, or you could take a trip to the beach. I'm seeing that you will celebrating your birthday with a few close friends and family members. Your intuition could increase more during your birthday. You will notice many signs from the universe and you could possibly have an epiphany about your life purpose. You will mature gracefully in spirit.

Pile 3:

Shufflemancy -

Live Your Best Life by Joseline Hernadez

Post To Be by Omarion ft. Chris Brown & Jhené Aiko

Block List by Rico Nasty

Young Male, Dating, Beauty Queen, Two of Wands, Queen of Cups, & Four of Cups

Your birthday is gonna be pretty spicy, pile 3 😳! I'm seeing for your birthday you could have a date with someone you have been talking to or will meet from a dating app. I'm getting mostly hook up vibes but it will be fun and sexy 😋! You are looking to fulfill yourself sexually. I believe you are someone who has a specific fantasy and wish to bring it into reality. I don't see you and this person staying together, you might even block them afterwards 😭 (crazy 💀). You have high standards and know your worth, so you refuse to settle for less. You know you are beautiful and deserving of the best. This pile is all about getting their shrimp and lobster 😝

Pile 4:

Shufflemancy -

Birthday by Selena Gomez

Fergalicious by Fergie

Unconditional by Kehlani

Children, True Gem, Destiny, Two of Cups, Six of Wands, & Ace of Pentacles

I see self love playing a big factor for you on your birthday. You could do something that will honor your inner child specifically. You could be realizing how special you are, pile 4! There is an outpour of unconditional love towards yourself and the past versions of you. Self love, acceptance, and confidence is what you will be celebrating for your birthday! I see for this age you will be turning you will implement your dreams and goals into reality. Pursuing the destiny you have created for yourself. Well done!

Pile 5:

Shufflemancy -

Piñata by City Girls

Truffle Butter by Nicki Minaj ft. Drake & Lil Wayne

Sauced Up by Fifth Harmony

Passion, Open Relationship, Triangle, Ace of Cups, Three of Cups, & Justice

For your birthday, I see things actually getting pretty heated. There is some sort of tension between you and someone, whether it's sexual or aggravation, possibly even both. You could go out with your friends to a club to celebrate your birthday. I'm seeing drinking and alcohol, bottles with sparklers. I'm seeing also a scenario where your friends could fight for your attention. I'm getting like "no I'm their best friend!" "No I am!" Kind of energy. This could also be people who like you romantically. Everyone seems to want your attention on your birthday lol! You will have to be fair and make sure to keep everyone in consideration. You could even get people party favors for attending your birthday party or coming to the club to celebrate. You may pay for other people's drinks as a way to keep everyone happy or keep the party going!

Pile 6:

Shufflemancy -

Ratchet Happy Birthday by Drake

Roses by Abra

Blkswn by Smino

Young Female, Dating Queen, Spiritual Growth, The Devil, Eight of Cups, & Queen of Swords

For your birthday, I see you walking away from whatever doesn't serve you, pile 6. You will realize something isn't working out for you and is actually hindering your personal growth. I'm seeing that this actually had been quite toxic for you or had negative attributes. Whether it was a relationship, job, or past vices/addictions. You will be moving on from this phase and will start to realize your worth. You could choose to focus on "dating" yourself, meaning to focus on being alone for a while to get know who you truly are and what you would like to accomplish in life. I'm seeing spiritual growth for you in this age and you will learn to set boundaries. People could also praise you for overcoming these hardships and will commend you for your strong character. People could give you flowers or letters for your birthday specifically, or something that is a token of their appreciation.

[firemenenthusiast]

—“till death do us apart”

farleigh start x fem! reader

summary: sometimes even fate can be altered

warnings: angst. read at your own risk. plot twist. grammar of a non native english speaker

a/n: am i in my angst era ? also this is for mon cheri @farleighlover 😋 revenge for writing ‘numbingly obsessed’. this fic idea was like a bazooka shooting into my face i had to write it down

“What if we rewrite the stars? Say you were made to be mine. Nothing could keep us apart. You'd be the one I was meant to find”

the way the sun was shining brightly outside his window, soft amber glare richoceting off the balcony of his apartment told him that the even the universe was looking down upon them, blessing the entire day.-

it was cloudy, the sky hanging puffs of fluffy white, but not the type of cloudy that makes everyone moody, no. it was just nice, he thought, as he adjusted the gleaming links on his cuffs, black ribboned tux sitting perfectly on his broad shoulders. cocking his head slightly to the side, his tight dark brown curls bouncing out of his face making him shudder in anticipation. or was it nerves ? he couldnt really tell, too many staggering emotions filling into his head, fighting each other for a place behind those eyes. taking a last deep breath, he adjusted himself in the mirror before turning towards the door, pair of leather shoes carrying him away.

it’s been five years since your class graduated from oxford, or should you call it your alma mater now. it was probably the greatest day ever, being finally done with excruciatingly painful days of all nighters, pushing through everything else just to chase after submission dates. as much as you’re glad that it’s all over, the collection of memories with people there wrapping you like a fuzzy blanket. the only thing making oxford the best phase of your life is the people there. your friends, your dormmates, your classmates, felix, oliver, farleigh.

and farleigh.

everything was better because you got farleigh. he was always there for you, supporting you, making you feel like the luckiest person in the world that out of all the girls in oxford that he could easily get with, he chose you. and you chose him. i mean, it wouldn’t really be anything between the two of you if you didn’t give him a chance. as much as you liked him before the start of your relationship, you weren’t gonna let him in that easily. just thinking about how much you made him suffer to win you over made you let out a soft chuckle. you’d throw the bouquet of fresh flowers he’d left on your designated seat in class immediately after seeing them and god, was that humiliating for him. one thing farleigh absolutely couldn’t stand was being humiliated, or rejected. but he pushed through, he refused to give up because he liked you so much. he’s willing to fight through everything if it meant that you’d just give him a chance. he suprised himself with how much he was doing just to make you accept him, cuz he swore he would never be down so bad just for a girl. but for you, all that pride and need to maintain his reputation just got thrown out the window.

you and farleigh, it was like the two of you were made for each other, maybe it was your fault for not seeing that sooner but your relationship with him was everything to you after you gave in and give him a chance. it was like red blood, pumping oxygen to every part of your existence, he was like air to you. farleigh made you happy, made you feel all giddy whenever he’d wait outside of your class for you to finish so the two of you could grab lunch together, he was your yellow, your rock. at times you could feel your heart grow even fonder of him, slowly falling head over heels. his bright pearly smile fuelled your entire being, you catch yourself secretly grinning whenever you’d think of him. he was very charming, though sometimes so annoying and bratty. you didn’t care, if anything he was your annoying brat. whenever the two of you would spend the whole day wrapped in each other’s arms, you’d let out the biggest sigh of contentment after getting back to your dorm. farleigh protected you, shielding you from anything that was gonna hurt you, from physical dangers to the emotional ones when you’d struggle with your mental health. he knew everything about you, he knew the tricks and tweaks of winning over your heart. he was your guardian angel.

you’d also noticed how beautiful of a day it was outside, and you were thanking the universe for granting the both of you a chance for this day to be as beautiful as it could be. it was everything you’ve ever dreamed of, and it was exactly like how you’d imagine and daydreamed about it to be since you were a little girl. from the gorgeous white gown draped down your figure to the personally hand arranged bouquet of flower that you were gonna carry down the aisle. it was perfect, and so is the fact that you were gonna marry the love of your life. you couldn’t be more excited, scared and nervous. everyone had told you that it’s normal to be nervous, it’s probably the biggest moment in your life and you couldn’t risk it being even slightly ruined. everything had to be perfect, and they actually were. getting ready in the dressing room, you paced around to get your mind off things that you were overthinking about. what if you stumbled and ripped your gown ? what if you puked in the middle of the walk because you were too nervous ? in that moment you just wanted to tell your bridesmaid to go get your fiancé. you knew he could calm you down easily, he always did. little did you know that he was also taking deep breaths to cool himself down in another room.

the sleek black tux hugging farleigh nicely around his torso and his bust. the sleeves, perfectly tailored and not a single inch longer than it should be. he looked dashing, handsome even. but when is it that he doesn’t? stepping onto the venue, his chin tilted upwards, feasting his eyes upon the beautifully decorated hall. a small smile crept itself across his lips. it was just like how you always told him how you would like the place to look like when you get married. farleigh had always kept a mental note on the details, from the choice of flowers standing tall along the aisle, to the soft hue of innocent yellow dimly lighting up the whole place. you always had a vision when it comes to your wedding day, and he would listen to you talk about it, nodding away and even adding his own points on how he wanted his wedding to be. he had immaculate taste too, of course. chirping in to give you suggestions after suggestions just to make sure the vision of his and your wedding day was perfect. he didn’t really care, the only vivid thing he could imagine was the image of you standing in front of him, looking as pretty as always, smiling up at him as he vowed to take you as his lawfully wedded wife. it was innocent how the two of you would dream about this day.

guests were starting to fill up the venue, settling themselves down on their designated seats as few of them were seen chatting up with each other, smiles decorating their faces. both your families were moving around efficiently, making sure that everything was in order for the ceremony to move smoothly, while you waited in the dressing room, carefully adjusting and making sure that your make up and hair were put together flawlessly. “you nervous?” you heard venetia speak, as you turn your head towards her, smiling. your eyes trailed along the beautifully sewn hem of your gown. “of course i am, i would be lying if i said im not” letting out a soft sigh, your eyes glanced towards her. “how’s farleigh ?” you asked her, before she took both your hands in hers, firmly grabbing onto the palms as she cocked her head to the side, beaming at you. “he’ll be alright” she responded, shortly. “you ready ?” to which you nodded, offering her a quick smile.

the walk from the dressing room to the hall felt like forever, as steps after steps burned memories into your head, everything felt so surreal yet too real at the same time. as you carefully line your walk in the heels with the tail of your gown making it a sport, you began to notice familiar faces sitting at the back row, already beaming at you with their hands cupped against their chests. you offered them a warm smile, desperately using it to hide the all new emotions you were currently feeling. you were now already standing at the end of the aisle, in the middle of everyone, as all eyes were set on you. you tried your best to flash the prettiest smile, like you had practiced for only like since forever. farleigh’s eyes immediately set themselves on you, his eyebrows dropped as his dark orbs began to gloss, a small breath got caught in his throat as it seemed like he had forgotten how to breathe. he was getting lightheaded with how similar you looked with the vision he had of you being his bride. just when he thought you couldn’t get anymore beautiful, you began to walk down with the white veil over your head, fresh flowers neatly grasped in your hands. you looked pure, breathtakingly beautiful in white. it was almost like the angels had lent you their beauty for that exact moment, for you to wear as you slowly step towards the altar.

your eyes met farleigh’s, a knowing look being exchanged between the two of you. you almost laughed at how touched he looked, he would be caught dead first before this to even show that he had deep emotions for someone but for you, he didn’t care. anything for you. all the nervousness suddenly disappeared as you carefully step onto the elevated platform at the end of your slow walk, joining your fiancé before facing each other, huge smile plastered across your faces. all of that ruckus and chaos before your wedding day has led to this moment, as you take it all in that it was finally happening.

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the love of these two as they come together in marriage.” the officiant started right as the two of you were ready. after exchanging rings, he started his vows first, which almost made you cry but happiness flooded through the feeling.

“…I promise to cherish you always, to honor and sustain you, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to you in all things until death alone shall part us.” as you finish your vow, you could feel your feet starting to perform little jumps of excitement. turning your head towards the officiant, he could see that you were already getting impatient. smiling to himself, he looked over to the crowd before saying the magic words

“By the power vested in me by the state, I now pronounce you husband and wife !” you almost squeak before leaning over to kiss your now husband, gently pressing your lips over his soft ones, your cold fingers cupping his cheeks as a roar of applause filled the hall. the crowd stood up to cheer, bright smiles complimenting the decorations in the hall.

it was exactly like you imagined, except this time it wasn’t farleigh that you were kissing.

as farleigh clapped for the both of you from his seat, he couldn’t help the proud smile pushing itself to form on his lips, as his eyes begin to water. he immediately reached up to wipe them off quickly, yet obvious tint of red could still be seen if one were to examine his face closely. but he wasn’t worried of that happening, because he wasn’t the main subject of today’s ceremony, no. he was just happy to be here, cheering for you and your husband. he would be lying if he didn’t think about how it would be if it was him instead on the altar, kissing you away from all the doubts that he had put you through over the last few years of your relationship. he knew that you and him, the two of you were supposed to be endgame. it was supposed to be him, slipping the ring onto your finger, before kissing over them. he knew all that, yet nothing could win over a fight with his own issues, nothing could beat his own mind in a game called love. he wanted to give up on love long ago but you showed him the bright end of the tunnel, and he will always be grateful for that. for now, he would have to make peace with the fact that you’re no longer his, and he no longer has a place in your heart. it’s not like he doesn’t want all of this, he really does. hell, he had thought about this exact day countless times when you were his, just that he imagined it to be him who will get to say his vows on how he was gonna love you till death do the both of you apart. everything else was pretty much just how he had imagined it to be, especially how beautiful you looked.

the two of you had promised that the relationship had to end with marriage, and that after graduation nothing was gonna change. but promises are meant to broken aren’t they ? he changed, a lot. you did too. farleigh struggled with himself after graduation, with the fact that he didn’t have anything left in the uk, him being done with oxford left him no reason to keep staying with the cattons. he didn’t want to leave, he begged for sir james to keep letting him stay, saying that he would do anything with the best he had, building a career over the estates in saltburn, anything. anything just for him to able to stay here, with you. he was afraid that if he left, everything will be different and he’d lose you. so he worked, really hard. struggling to make his own money to put them into his own little apartment. little did he know, he lost himself in the process, along with what he had with you. warm embraces and chuckles after laughters turned into hurtful arguments. your usual warm spot on his bed turned cold, as your dent on his mattress slowly disappeared. it’s not like you didn’t fight for him, you truly did. but you realised that what the two of you had, was only nice while it lasted. and you struggled to make peace with that, but not as much as he was. you were everything to him, and losing you just meant losing himself.

when you told him that you were getting married, he looked really happy, as he pulled you in a tight hug. it felt safe, and you could feel that he was genuinely happy for you. you’re glad that after all, you were still able to be close with him, only now as friends. he was happy to receive the wedding invitation, having set it up on his empty kitchen table so he wouldn’t miss it for the world. he still loved you, so much as he wouldn’t want to miss watching you on your happiest day, even if it wasn’t because of him. even if it wasn’t with him. seeing you happy was enough for him. knowing that you were happy, he forced himself to accept that fate couldn’t be rewritten. how he wished it is, because then he would get to write your name in his stars again and again, and again. as many times as he could as long as in the end, you’d end up in his arms.

as the getaway car began to roll its wheels, he looked at you flashing the prettiest smile ever, waving at him. he returned the smile, masking in the reasoned melancholy down his chest. the car started to drive away slowly before his smile slowly pressed itself away against his lips. it has now turned to a smile knowing that he once had you, and he would forever cherish that. the crowd began to dissipate, some gradually walking away to leave, some getting back inside to continue their chats, some even talking about how gorgeous of a wedding it was, and that they were happy for you and your husband. farleigh stepped down the stairs to a gravely ground, his leather shoes digging into the coarse pebbles as he leaned back onto the stone post at the end of the stairs, his hand reaching into the pocket of his slacks. noticing someone approaching his spot, he glanced to the person to see felix, his hands tucked into his pockets before he reached out, asking for a stick from farleigh. he lit the cigarette in his fingers before reaching over, cupping his hand over the flame to lit felix’s.

puffing his first drag, farleigh chuckled at felix at the situation. “how you holding up ?” he heard felix ask, his light brown hair flipping over as the soft wind grazed their skin. farleigh tilted his head down, quietly playing with the pebbles with the tip of his shoes with a burning cigarette dancing between his fingers. “i’m gonna be okay” nodding, he assured felix. “that’s good” he chirped back, he knew how bad farleigh was hurting, but he also knew that his cousin would be caught dead first before showing deep emotions to anyone. felix were also sure that the two of you were really gonna end up together. it was only right to him. he wasn’t sure about what happened, but he could feel how bad the pain was violently ripping farleigh apart. he could only pray that it gets easier, as he didn’t want to lose him too.

“i know you loved her mate” felix started

“i still do” farleigh responded, his head hanging low

“-just differently now”

shaking the burned bits of the cigarette from his fingers, ashes falling down onto the ground as they both sat in silence, quietly enjoying the gentle breeze of the wind, blowing away all of farleigh’s hope for you.

taglist: @farleighlover @r4vn @love-me-pls @radioloom @imjustheretoreadsmuthaha @luckystrikerealness @juniperhasfallen @themoonchildwhofell @khxna @fuckshitslover @szapizzapanda

[luffyvace]

Hello hope your doing well, I had this idea for a while now but I can please request Red hair pirates x male reader with heterochromia(serach it up if I don't what it is) where the reader is ashamed of their eyes and hides from the his new crewmates.

You also don't have to acppect my request. But anyways have a good day!💛

HIII I AM GOOD!! YOU? of course i accept your request anon!! :) dw i know what heterochromia is 😎😋

just for the record i’ve done research on the main 4 (shanks, ben, yasopp and lucky) in the past to get to know them better. so i’ll talk about them specifically and address the rest as “the crew” if that’s okay :)

THEY NEED MORE SCREEN TIME PLSSS

thank goodness for the one piece live action for a lot more gifs of all of them 😭💥

thank you so much for your request!! :) enjoy anon <3 and thank you for being patient!

so you just joined the red hair pirates recently

and you hide one of your eyes with an eye patch or your hair

shanks does wonder about it but doesn’t wanna bother you if your sensitive about it

bets it’s a scar

lucky and yasopp notice you hide your eye but they all have they’re personal reasons for stuff they do

so they assumed this was one of yours

ben thinks it could be a scar or you could just like to style your hair that way

but from the way it looks—how you try to keep it hidden so well and refuse to move it at all

he pretty much figures something happened

shanks and ben talk it over all the time

they never let you hear

just so your not uncomfortable

shanks will probably be the one to ask if curiosity gets the best of him

(it will)

”hey m/n, why do ya’ hide your eye?”

he asked it casually, drinking all the while

”oh..uhhhh, hide? i’m not hiding it..”

”so what do you call it?”

”it’s nothing shanks, i just…..like to style my hair this way”

”oh really?”

he pokes at you about it for a while

the other members kinda just watch as shanks playfully questions you

they figured he’d get it out of you

especially with his pushy yet teasing nature

and after a while…he did!

now idk how it went down since your so bent on not showing anyone

but!!

you slowly moved your eye patch/hair out the way to reveal your heterochromatic eyes!!

whoa!!

🤩

😗

we’re the reactions

it looked so cool?

so pretty?

wow it’s so unique i’ve never seen it in person?

woah how do you have two different colored eyes?

let me see!!

turn this way!

okay okay! stop pestering m/n!!

ben had to calm the rave about your eyes since he could clearly see you were a bit overwhelmed

everyone was admiring you and your eye

wondering why you didn’t show them sooner

which is what lucky asked

”i don’t know…i just..it’s shameful..my eyes aren’t even the same color!”

WHAT??

literally everyone’s reaction

wym 😐🤨

do you even know what your talking about right now??

ANYWAY

how’d you get it? we’re you born with it?

i don’t know how it works…how does it?

it’s kinda rare right?…wow…

everyone moves on because clearly your tripping

no but fr if you express your seriously upset about your eyes

the crew shares all types of embarrassing yet fun and heart warming secrets n stories to make you feel better

ben tells you there’s nothing to be ashamed about and that none of the crew would ever judge you for anything

”ain’t that right men?”

a loud uproar of “yeah’s” and cheers can be heard in agreement

yasopp definitely makes you laugh with some of his stories

turns out he’s just as goofy as his son

which he rants to you about said son for hours

makes you forget all about your troubles 😂

lucky and shanks lightly tease you for being so embarrassed over ‘somethin’ so silly’

but it’s all in good fun

in the end you all have drinks and get wasted

‘cheers to your eye! m/n!’

:)

KINDA SHORT BUTTTTT YEAH

i’m really happy with the ending i hope you like it too<3

[l-in-the-light]

How would Law react to so who pampers him alot? Maybe brings him some coffee and snacks when he's working or takes care, that he gets some rest 🍙☕😋

Disclaimer: this is another post answering multiple different asks in one post. Scroll lower for different questions answered :3

To answer the first ask: do you perhaps mean this guy? :D

Because your description fits him perfectly! Sanji is such a good guy, he would pamper Law a lot, especially by bringing food, snacks and drinks (prepared ONLY for Law) while at the same time denying that he does that kind of service to any dudes. He would also definitely kick Law to bed when he catches him lurking around the deck at night or working on something too much, or literally just not getting enough rest. Sanji's denial gives him even extra advantage: Law wouldn't feel so embarrassed by it, because Sanji would make it seem like he doesn't do it especially for him. Law could accept the care without feeling like he gets special treatment. After all Sanji does it for everyone, right?

But if someone pampered him very publicly, Law would definitely comment that he doesn't need it. I don't think he likes very open displays of affection. Like yeah, he tolerates it from the Hearts crew, but I think they are also not allowed to spoil him all the time, especially because he's their captain and he thinks he has a reputation to uphold and all that extra care doesn't help to keep the tough image. If the pampering happens all the time, he would comment on that and tell them to stop doing it. But if they never stop despite that, there's no way Law would be able to do anything about it besides complaining. He doesn't have it in him to refuse genuine care, after all. He would just throw empty complains while accepting them spoiling him every single time anyway.

He might start hiding himself at night, just so he won't receive the extra attention though. If it's on Polar Tang and he can't sleep, he will simply stay in his own captain's quarters, just so no one scolds him and tells him to go back to sleep.

That's why Sanji's approach would be easier to deal with. Law won't have to hide, he would allow himself to openly banter with Sanji, but at the same time Sanji would be like impossible to hide from or avoid, that guy is too observant and once he worries for you, you're doomed. I guess the end result would be this: Law would be more rested, well-fed and spoiled, and overall taken good care of. He would realize that and secretly appreciate it, but he would also never stop complaining. Sanji would get back on him for that by sneaking sour plums into his onigiris hehe. But one evening or night, when everyone else is busy or asleep, and Sanji catches Law again spending the night on the deck and tells him to go to sleep, and Law refuses, but moments later he gets hot tea and a snack, Law will finally thank him for all the care, out of blue.

Because there's no way Law would be an ungrateful brat forever. He might not say any greetings or say the magical word "please", but he knows what "thank you" and "sorry" are. He would use the combo of both, "sorry for making you worry" and "thank you". Sanji would be stunned of course, but I think it would mean a lot to him to hear that from Law of all people, especially because that guy in general really doesn't take care of himself all that much. After that there's no going back, because there's no way Sanji would ever stop giving him all that care after hearing that rare expression of gratitude.

So, that's my take on it, I hope you liked the answer :) you can replace Sanji with some OC or any other character that has a caring personality, and I think Law's dynamics with them would be very similar :D

Not really. He would definitely have some issues and be a very worrying parent, because anything the child does that puts their life in danger would send Law's brain into overdrive and into internal panic. But outside of that, I can't picture him limiting his child. Whatever the child's dream is, whatever they like to do as a hobby, whoever they spend their time with, Law wouldn't limit their freedom about any of that. Also he would definitely be caring, helping them with their school assignments and preparing with them for tests, he would teach the child some responsibility, and some skills like cooking etc.

He would allow them to go to parties, but he would definitely give them a lecture what not to do, when to return home etc. And he would always want to know where they are, that's for sure. If the child comes home late, he would scold them and maybe even do some punishment (the punishment might end up being negotiable though lol). He might secretly follow them around incognito if he's very worried (but since he sucks at disguises it would be super obvious lol), just so he can rescue them in case the situation gets icky.

Besides the fact that Law is responsible and caring, he's also a bit of a bum, so he would be a terrible rolemodel who lazes around a lot when he has nothing to do. Or maybe is that considered being a good rolemodel? After all, who teaches their child that you also need to know how to rest and relax? No one, I tell you, no one, but Law might as well be that kind of parent.

If he ever gets kids apprentices on his crew, he would definitely act this way towards them as well. He would also suck at pretending he doesn't worry all the time for them. He would be overprotective about them any time they do some pirate-y stuff or someone attacks their ship. His Hearts Pirates would be so tired of his attitude and try to lecture him about it, but he wouldn't listen. He just can't help himself, because whenever he sees children he thinks of Flevance and his little sister, it's stronger than him.

So yeah, I guess his trauma would affect how Law behaves as a parent, but he wouldn't be your usual helicopter parent. He would become overprotective only in certain scenarios, and in other ones he would be the complete opposite. It would take him a lot of mental effort to witness his child (or child apprentice) in dangerous situation and trust them to handle it, but I think he would eventually reach that point. After all, he would train them himself and also arrange for his crew to train them as well :)

I mean... you can imagine him any way you want, you know? But since you send this ask to me I assume you actually expect me to like, analyze the possibility? I could do that. Short answer is: no, I still don't think he will be a flirt and hook up with any female (or male) who gets interested in him. Some minor spoilers for light novel ahead!

Let's take a look at how Law's daily life looks like in the light novel. He wakes up, they take turns preparing meals, then they each go to their respective work, and right after it they come back home (sometimes together, sometimes seperately), prepare a meal, train every single day, help Wolfe with testing his inventions... considering the fact that Wolfe's house is secluded and completely outside the town, it actually takes quite some time to walk to it, so I wouldn't expect Law to like go partying with Penguin and Shachi and Bepo in the evenings. Penguin and Shachi would defnitely like that when they hit puberty (and they're a bit older than Law so they would hit it sooner than him!), but I feel like Law would rather tell them to go alone while he stays with Bepo (Bepo's not interested in human girlfriends, after all. He wants a female bear and he won't meet those in a bar). Considering the town is described as small, I think there isn't many people around their age to choose from and it probably has like one or two bars, no more.

Law would definitely not seek anyone on his own. Whenever he has a bit of free time in the novel, he either spends it waiting for his friends to finish their work or by buying food for dinner. Law literally spends time only with Penguin, Shachi, Bepo, Wolfe and the doctor at his workplace. He is never seen speaking to anyone else. It's even mentioned that Law isn't that great at interacting with his patients. It shouldn't surprise us, the first time he appeared in the town he had a huge triggering situation that hit him so badly he spent the whole night in the cave, as far away from any humans as possible. Even after Wolfe took him in, it takes Law a lot of time and courage to go into town and find a job. He's terrified by the thought alone. He only gets braver because he wants to be strong to support his friends who are also as terrified as he is. Yes, Law gets more used to the town and even claims people in it are very nice and yet we never see him interact with anyone else. I think he would actually want to, but his trauma is very fresh and it must be difficult for him to reach out.

But let's entertain the thought that Penguin and Shachi finally manage to take Law to a bar with them, when Law is like 15 or 16 (Heart Pirates leave Wolfe and go to the sea when Law is apparently 16 btw). I honestly can't imagine him, the way he is described in that novel, as someone who would bravely go and talk to someone he doesn't know, because his bad memories would emerge and he would also react very badly at people trying to touch him. He would just sit and drink and worry for his friends not to get too drunk. If someone approaches him and tries to flirt he might not realize what's going on till Penguin and Shachi point it out to him. I think he would also never go back to the bar again, unless only as a support for Penguin and Shachi, who I believe would be prone to get easily drunk.

If one day someone is really persistently hitting on him, he might deal with his trauma by overdrinking and then Penguin and Shachi would have to come to his rescue (which they totally would do unprompted) and deliver him to home safely. That would be probably the first and last time he overdrinks, because he wants to be a better person and he already learned to be responsible for his friends, he shouldn't let them take care of him instead like that. Also there's no way he can deal with enough physical contact so soon after Flevance and Doflamingo's family that he wouldn't just freeze up completely. No sexy times for him, sorry. And if a kiss would happen, it would be forced on him, and I would rather not want to imagine him being even more abused, ya know? So I would rather say that didn't happen either :) or if it did, it would leave him with very mixed feelings in his guts, partially happy, partially feeling bad.

But would libido hit him hard? That could happen indeed, but in Wolfe's house he has like no privacy, right? They all share a bedroom (besides Wolfe) if I remember correctly, so all he could do would be to escape to the bathroom, especially when he can't sleep. That could indeed slghtly encourage him to go to bar with Penguin and Shachi, but then once he is in one he is completely overwhelmed and it all ends with nothing, besides him feeling very pathetic about himself. He would definitely try to train himself out of the triggering reactions, but things don't go away so easily, especially if he's still in early recovering state of his trauma. Healing really can't be rushed and if it is, it tends to only worsen the trauma in the end.

I hope you liked my answer, even if it wasn't what you expected. I tried to be as realistic about it as possible, I guess. Besides my wishful thinking that Law isn't just forcing himself to re-experience his trauma over and over again till he becomes hypersexual to deal with it. Thankfully, I don't think canon material supports that angle, his triggers are not that difficult to spot, he clearly isn't used to force himself to touch others (the way he touched Luffy for the first time speaks volumes, and he's freaking 26 years old then!), and even though he is quite detached and probably prone to dissociation, it's not on the level of selfharming behaviour. He simply stays away from people or keeps them at a distance, it's his way of copying.

Definitely! He probably made a whole educational speech (maybe even did a powerpoint presentation? lol) to them about various diseases, forms of contraceptions etc. He was so professional and unsexy about it everyone probably couldn't think of sex for a month afterward. He's a doctor, after all, he takes this stuff seriously ;)

If he catches someone bringing in a fling to the ship for the night, like for example he notices a stranger in the morning, he will give his crewmate a look till they confess "yes, we did have safe sex", and only afterwards he would leave them to their own devices, without even a comment on that. He would be the annoying daddy doctor for his crew in this regard haha.

I think he could enjoy just lying in the same bed with someone more than actual physical affection which might be kinda difficult to accept at times for him, no matter how much time and healing process he gets done. Meawhile lying in the same bed could be the consistent intimacy he could always get. It will probably take a while for him to reach that point with anyone else than Bepo or Chopper though (because you know, they're not humans, and interacting with animals is often reccommend for healing and trauma). It's kinda easy to say "after he gets used to that after a while", but when would he even reach that level? Will it be with just anyone or only a certain type of person he can accept the thought of trying it with?

Would he even be able to fall asleep or will the stress of it and the closeness or possiblity of them touching by accident be too much? Who knows, maybe "sleeping in one room on seperate beds" would be his limit. His partner would have to be very creative about it. Maybe if they cover the whole bed in thick layer of feathers it would let Law relax and fall asleep fast and sooth his nightmares, because it would remind him of the times he felt safe when Cora-san was carrying or holding him? Maybe they could use his devil fruit powers so his partner gets his body exchanged with some animal (or some hybrid form) for a night so they can sleep next to each other in same bed. Maybe Law wouldn't mind a hug then? The only thing that limits us is our imagination, after all :D

I think after a nightmare he would rather escape to the deck, to get some fresh air, instead of wanting some cuddles or any sort of proximity with someone even just lying there on same bed with him, because it might only reinforce his bad feelings. But would he really feel better if he's just alone? Maybe what would help him instead would be getting a calming, hot drink served with lots of care and love. Sanji would totally be the guy who would deliver on that. And his love expressed through the food would do miracles to make Law feel better. Damn, if Luffy notices Law is awake he might wake up everyone and they just go for a board or card game, to take Law's mind out of the nigthmare. Sometimes, to deal with a trauma, instead of a romantic partner, he would need instead a whole crew of people caring for him. (I'm sure Heart Pirates would do the same for him, if Law opened up a bit more to them!)

I really like to imagine Law being cuddled after a nightmare, but reality of trauma isn't really like that, from what I know. Cuddling can't just fix someone's trauma (especially not one related to touching in the first place), not even love and affection can. It's not a magic spell. Sometimes good intentions, no matter how much you love someone, don't really help. And it's okay, really. There are other ways to show support than offering cuddles!

[noelwife]

Tw: sex on call, masturbation and slightly sensitive topics, nothing too much though (English is not my first language so sorry for any mistakes)

The air in the bathroom was humid and the windows in the room were all foggy due to the humidity caused by the shower Noel took not long ago. The bathroom in that hotel was not quite cheap and smelled like a lot of money, which the man didn't like very much but he couldn't do anything about it as his company decided the hotels where the team had to stay while traveling for the matches. Noel lazily dried his short hair and tied a towel around his hips that didn't cover much as he left the warm environment he had created in the bathroom. He hated these rooms, he found the windows huge with a view that was too beautiful, all the furniture too expensive and he didn't even want to think about that bed so unnecessarily large for just one person. Noel took the phone from the cabinet where he had put it to charge and then lay down on that soft bed while he entered the password for his phone. Oh, his wife had texted him. Noel smiled slightly, and thought about how beautiful it would have been if his beloved wife had also come, but unfortunately she refused because she too had commitments and duties at work. Noel quickly opened WhatsApp and then clicked on your contact where a photo and a voicemail from you had been sent. The man expected them to be one of your usual photos where you sent cute photos of your cats, or of the cookies you had baked with the shape of a little heart on them(also sometime with some dick shapes), your plants or that turtle that he hated Noel so much. He didn't know how to feel about that photo you sent him, but it seemed like his cock spoke for him, with the way it throbbed under that white towel. You looked just gorgeous in that photo you sent him, without pants and his shirt that was quite big on you, that beautiful lingerie he bought you not so long ago, white with nice lace designs. You were in front of the mirror, the phone covering your face as you lifted your shirt enough to show those beautiful breasts of yours held by the lace bra, your panties were on full display as they highlighted those beautiful thighs of yours that drove Noel so crazy.

"Fuck"

Noel said as he looked at the photo again, he swore his cock felt tight under that towel. Then he quickly clicked the voice you had sent and listened to it while he felt his saliva running out of breath.

"These lingerie are really cute, love, but they feel a little tight."

And then attached underneath that usual emoji of yours

"😋"

You were unfair, Noel knew how much you loved teasing him when he was away from home, he fucking missed you, especially that beautiful tight pussy of yours that fit around his cock so well. You made him needy. Noel placed his phone on his chest and then stared at his hardened cock hidden under the white towel. He decided to repay you with your own coin, he took his phone back and took a photo of himself which I will then send to you. You were in your bedroom while you ate a box of strawberry and chocolate ice cream, while I watched the fourth episode of the house of the dragon, you shifted your gaze to your phone when its noise caught your attention. You placed the little bit of ice cream you had left on the nearby bedside table and took the phone, oh how nice your husband finally answered you, with a nice photo too. You giggled like a teenager and then turned sideways on the bed and replied to the photo Noel had sent you.

"Damn, what a beautiful cock Noel."

You also wanted to write "very coquette" but the message was blocked by the notification of Noel's video call. You accepted the call only to see Noel's face.

"How's my favorite husband doing? Did you like the photo?"

You said jokingly as you giggled a little at Noel's neutral face.

"Good, I'm fine... yes, you were beautiful. as always"

Noel replied calmly, you swore that his neutrality would sometimes kill you.

"...are you still wearing them?...I mean the underwear...?"

Noel asked, while you smiled on the other side of the camera.

"Yes, do you want to see?"

The man nodded as you adjusted the camera from a better angle, Noel noticed that you still only had on his t-shirt while you lay more comfortably on the bed while showing just a little bit of your underwear.

"Nice isn't it?, but it feels a little tight on my breasts, I think. that I got the wrong size"

I say as I lift my t-shirt and touch my breasts a little to show Noel how tight my bra is.

"Oh fuck the ice cream, excuse me for a moment love I have to put it back if not then it's a mess"

I say as I get up leaving the phone in the place where it was before and putting the ice cream back in its cold environment, I quickly return and take the phone back. Then she noticed with surprise that the perspective of Noel's room had changed. The view was lower and made Noel's abs more visible... and not only that,she also really noticed Noel's cock which was unfairly covered by that damn towel.

"What a surprise Noel, you left not even three days ago and are you already so needy?"

You say jokingly as you put the phone in a little better perspective while you take off Noel's t-shirt leaving you only with your white lace underwear.

"Do you want to see a little more love~?"

Noel doesn't answer you but noticing how he is about to get up so I can take off the towel you interpret it as a yes

"Already so hard for one miserable photo?"

You say when Noel's cock appears in plain sight in front of the camera, you almost missed holding it in your hand. I took off your bra, letting your breasts come out of the tight fabric.

"Yeah, it was a little tight, they left some red marks on me, look."

You say as you showed the red marks to Noel, then snorted a little too. for the relief of being free from that annoying bra.

"When you get back I want to try a good titjob on you, can I?"

Noel nodded as he thought about your beautiful tits that will squeeze his cock, damn if he wanted you to. Noel was never against things you suggested doing with him in the bedroom, as long as they weren't dangerous so he was more than okay with it. He came out of his thoughts as he noticed you taking off your panties and picking up the pillow on Noel's side of the bed.

"What are you doing?"

The man asked a little confused.

"I'm having some fun while my dear husband is so unfairly away from me to please his dear wife"

I say jokingly as I grind against his pillow. Noel swore he was running out of air, it was all too much for him, he hadn't even noticed when she started grinding his cock up and down.

"Would you like it to be your thigh,mhm?"

You say teasing Noel a little as the man only responded to you with a grunt as he masturbated faster. As you continued to swing on his pillow you watched him from the camera, how beautiful his abs were so well worked, maybe you should scold him for not drying his hair yet, you thought to yourself, later maybe.

"Fuck, I'm coming."

You smiled as you you continued with your movements and took one of your breasts with one hand and played with it a bit.

"Yes?, good boy."

Noel was the first to come, with thick streaks of cum while his legs trembled and his breathing was a little irregular. He didn't like coming while masturbating because he didn't find the sensation quite as good as coming inside you. Shortly afterwards you too had your release as you trembled on that pillow, you were so cute Noel thought, and automatically started pumping his cock again. Yes, when he comes back he will make sure to fill up his dear wife with his sperm.

[bitchkay]

I refuse to believe Zev's mom isn't a boss bitch. If Zev's this chill with both his brothers, I'd like to think his mom had a hand in fostering those relationships. In a jp event (I forget which one) Aquia says he and Zev really get along, and Guy isn't all that bothered by Zev's antics, so I headcanon Queen Toria is cool with her stepsons being friends (unlike another that we know of *coughsinRahmAvari*)

Real asf

In my head Toria is like some hot blonde chick and she has like 3 lobe piercings, shes really nice and chill for the most part but like kinda intimidating

She has such a Queen™️ kind of air about her but is actually really nice

Kinda like Rahm when we first meet her but shes just always like that, just really nice seems really sweet and loves her son to boot

I think Queen Toria isnt like super strict on alot of things because she knows what it's like to be young but also still upholds certain standards with Zev because he is a prince even if hes the third prince, he still has things to do, appearances to hold and duties to finish, but all the same time I think Zev her little man

Like Zev be up and down flirting with woman, sweet talking girls, going on leisure pursuits, like he was probably haunching before either one of his older brothers-- and even then he'll come home and look for his momma

I also think Queen Toria treats Aquia like her son as well, Aquia is close with his mother despite how she be acting because shes one of the only ones that's believed in him and wanted him to achieve greatness even if it was for selfish reasons, but I think Toria after Rahm gets locked up, would hold a sort of supportive position with him especially since him and Zev are close, the title "step" in front of step son means nothing to her, hes still a son to her

Aquia wanted to do something and Rahm said no, hes asking Miss Tori😋😋

I also feel like Guy dosen't mind Zevs antics too much cus hes just a little brother being a little brother, and Zevs used to the Guy acts so he just doesn't give up😭

"Guys do you wanna hang out with me today"

"No."

"Really, are you sure, we can get coffee, I know you like coffee"

"I have things to do today."

"Can I come with you"

Like he's so annoying and Guy just let's it happen cus its Zev he always does this😭😭

I feel like Guy secretly really loves Aquia and Zev like he brushes them off and ignores them alot but if either one of them was in trouble hes there, hes just tsundere-ing🙄

I think Toria love her step sons so much like you would not guess that she did not birth them

And a big thing is that Guys accepts her, like Guys does not like everyone but he thinks that she good(I also think that Guy was standoffish and mean to her at first because he doesn't want her to replace his mom, he knows why Rahm is here but Toria was mad nice for some reason oh hell nah she wants to be my mother)

I feel like Queen Toria is so mother like I feel like she slays so hard

If we ever get a Toria face reveal I just know she'd serve so much cunt like you hear the name Queen Toria and you just know a bad bitch is about to walk through the door

[lacunafiction]

This might seem like a silly question, but does the coroner's candy actually change depending on some personality stat, or is it always mint? Asking cause you seem to like making unique small scenes.

Hi Anons,

Yes, making unique scenes is one of my favorite things to do, so you’re right!

There are many variations for the candy scene in Chapter 7. Some of them even depend on your romance route and friendship with R in addition to if you accept/refuse to indulge in a treat. But, to answer your questions specifically, there are 7 flavors. 🍬😋 (Ahem, yes, I’m a little proud of designing them. XD)

It depends on personality; the mint one relates to an aloof disposition. I will do a break down of the stat checks below. It's also neat to consider what these scenes can help you learn about R, if you notice the different colors. 👀

These are all greater than or equal to stat checks.

Cruelty >= 58, Merciful >= 60, Sincerity >= 65, Snarky >= 65, Friendly >= 66, Aloof >= 64, and a bonus one if your MC doesn't slot into one of the other stat checks. Each range gets a unique treat. I'm not going to go into the flavors just yet, since I think it's fun for you to discover them and possibly compare them with other readers.

It's cool that you both noticed this! I also love how one of you has done R’s route at least three times. 💚

[ramonag-if]

💠💠 the angst my god 😭😭😭...i don't know whether to praise your writing because its so good or weep to the heavens because of how it made me feel

It literally broke my heart...my poor mc mourned salyra for like 20 years...she was overjoyed to see their mother and ran to her...and then only to find out she was umm just wow...I mean she left my MC to protect them from the blood guard in ishari and proceeded to have another kid and raise them in ishari?? I mean 💔💔 I don't think my mc is mending that bridge anytime-ever 😅😅 especially when she gave me that disappointed look or when she hid Rana from us like we were gonna hurt her or something, really lost a lot of points with me on that one and she she didn't start off so hot... maybe Rana might have a chance because she's innocent but Danzor and Salyra NOPE!❌...especially with how pushy and unremorseful she came off at certain times...

but I'd like to ask how will the conversations and interactions play out between my MC who distances themselves from salyra and her family to see the vinian family once we mee...because I feel like they might not fault me for refusing to acknowledge my mothers existence and or being salty 🤔 but then again my vinian family is too loving and positive to let that amount of bad blood be left unabated...I'd pop out several babies with my ROs and name them all olmy MCs family members including Ahlf and excluding her just to spite her 🤣🤣

Anyway author this update was well worth the wait, I'm already anticipating the next update hoping to see just how much more my mc can suffer 😭 crown needs to give them some love 🤗...stay safe and healthy author 💠💠

You can always praise and weep at the same time 😋 But thank you so much! It means so much to me that you enjoyed the new chapter 💖💖💖

Salyra really didn't showcase her best self in that reunion 👀 it definitely was intended the way she protected Rana from the MC and that has a lot to do with how Salyra starts to see the MC much differently from how she remembered them which is ironic since most players would feel the same about Salyra 😅

The Vinian family has your back 😊 Especially Zikar - he's always ready to fight someone for the MC 😅 they're never going to push the MC to reconcile with Salyra - tye MC's grandmother might bring it up but it will be more of a suggestion than a forceful order. They'll accept the MC's decision and know that Belahm will likely also have a hard time mending that rift with Salyra.

Thank you for playing and for your support 💖😊

[heatwa-ves]

leo for the ask game :3 or izumi (or both if you are feeling bold)

I'm doing both 😋 I'll take any excuse to talk about them lmao

leo-

favorite thing about them- the mental illness. and the neurodivergency!!!

least favorite thing about them- nothing he's literally perfect 💖

favorite line- "sena, instead of hating mozart, I might be jealous of him"

brotp- him and madara :]

otp- uh. I'll give you one guess

notp- I don't have any leo ships I specifically dislike tbh

random headcanon- this one has nothing backing it up and is just based on vibes but there is no way Leo is the oldest child I refuse to accept it ...he's so middle child to me I think he has an older sibling that's no longer living at home. it's true I'm actually happyele. ALSO we really don't know much about his family other than ruka and that one part of lionheart where he says his family would be better off without him so. I'm very curious as to what his parents are like I have a lot of thoughts about this.

song I associate with them- move me by half alive....moreso an izuleo song than just leo but hey

favorite picture of them- kittay

izumi-

favorite thing about them- the mental illness!!! the issues!!! the fact that he's such a bitch!!!

least favorite thing about them- early ! stories where he's Really Weird towards naru...I blame that on the writers tho.

favorite line- this bit at the end of lionheart

brotp- izumi chiaki kaoru bffs is so important to me...the part of the spring scout story where they're being silly and talking about astrology gives me life

otp- idk!!! what could it be!!

notp- romantic izumako no thank you

random headcanon-me and luce were talking about this in the morning lol but I think he'd hate coffee...he drinks it sometimes for the caffeine but he does Not like it..and also instant coffee makes him feel murderous like if he has to have coffee it had better be the good stuff

song I associate with them- brand new city by mitski. "if I gave up on being pretty I wouldn't know how to be alive" mf (I don't even like mitskis music this is the only song I'll listen to and that's just bc it makes me think of izumi 😭)

favorite picture of them-

why is he so babygirl here....

[sedgesnuggles]

Feeling the author’s zoomies rn so I’m listing why each song give Marie vibes

1. This really gives me vibes of ‘What if Marie was able to get the emotional and mental help she needed and was finally able to admit to herself that George is dead, that times are tough, things can be difficult, but not all of it is because of other people’ It’s part of the healing process to admit to herself ‘I am flawed.’

2. For two reasons; A; It is literally a story about how the partner or friend of someone(who’s already moved on) refuses to ‘let go of that wire’ and let go of something despite the other’s encouragement. B; Something in my soul sings when I imagine this song with George trying to urge Marie to let go of his death, to move on and forgive Teddy and everyone else. (Cause George is a real one like that)

3. The. Religious. Imagery. You cannot tell me that Marie’s parents weren’t religious zealots considering they kicked their pregnant daughter out. (Thanks @its-been-rose for that idea) On closer examination, Alice Angel and Marie and more alike than you would think, (both are very self-centered, both use someone named Henry as a means to an end, both were shunned and sent away, and both meet their ends directly because of their hubris )

4. The talk of ‘gotten in my way’ reminds me of how Marie decides to dispose of Forrest in the bad ending because he’s failed to save anyone. Also ‘lock the doors’ reminds me of my favourite scene in the whole game.

5. I tear up every time I hear this song. It’s so clearly about star-crossed lovers that so desperately want to be together, but some cruel twist of fate, they can’t. They way it ends with only Zendaya singing ‘but I can’t have you’ in such a sad way really makes me think of Marie, and the abrupt switch from the perfect and joyful harmony between the two and the soft, solemn final verse sung by only one, like how George’s life ended suddenly and unexpectedly… Chills 🥶

6. It reminds me of just how horrifically wrong everything went for Marie after George died, (or murdered in her eyes), she lost the three most important people; George, Peggy (when Marie was kicked out and her parents never told Peggy), and eventually, Henry (‘Losing’ him because realistically, no matter his age, Henry would get the death penalty, so even if Marie didn’t die when she jumped from Whistling Point, it wouldn’t really matter.) Also the lines ‘I don’t they’d understand it, no. I don’t they would accept me, no” really parallels to Marie being kicked out, shunned and ostracised for being a single teen mother.

7. Again, religious imagery. Also because I could imagine Marie would (naturally after being raised in a religious home) turn to prayer after George’s death, praying for God to protect her and lil nugget Henry, and to punish those she saw responsible. The theme of survivor’s guilt and longing just screams ‘Marie’ to me.

8. Um, hello?! ‘Until this body breaks away… Until this body burns to ash… Until this body is shattered and destroyed’ (Translated lyrics) ? This is so Marie that it hurts! Also the bookended lyrics remind me of how this all started with someone jumping off of Whistling Point, and it ended the same way.

9. Yeah this just screams ‘dommy mommy’ and ‘I support women’s wrongs’, undeniably applies to Marie. sorry not sorry.

10. I can see George’s corny theatre kid ass singing this for Marie, and also everyone simps for Marie, even though we never even see her face (me included). Marie absolutely fits the description of the Queen in this song, ‘A creature of character and feature… And the morning in her smile… But above them all for splendor shone the Queen of all Argyll’

I will update this whenever I feel like it, bye for now😋

Made a Marie playlist because I felt like it 😎

[freedomfireflies]

Hiiii still accepting requests? you can write one where Harry is in the PR relationship with olivia, and as much as the reader (his real girlfriend) thinks this is all a joke, she doesn't pass up the opportunity to be a little petty and teases Harry a little, like when he tries to kiss her in front of a selective group of friends who know about them she turns her face away, makes him jealous when talking to some other guy, but she knows she would never cheat on him because she loves him, but she also needs to get some fun out of this whole circus

Y/n needs to make Harry suffer a little, taste his own poison 😋😋 but in the end we know that the reader and Harry are fine

“And then what happened?” 

“Well, we actually…it’s sort of embarrassing now, but we…we kind of got stuck up there.”

Jimmy responds with a boisterous laugh, as does the entire studio audience, before Harry continues to recall the embarrassing details of the odd story.

“Stuck?” Jimmy repeats, leaning further across his desk and sending a confused look the audience's way. “How did you get stuck?”

“Well…” Harry smiles, readjusting in his seat. “Friend of mine thought it would be funny to see if we could actually make it to the Hollywood sign. So, we did. And…then, we couldn’t get back out.”

Your TV screen erupts in laughter once more as you smirk from your sofa, spooning another bite of ice cream into your mouth.

“Oh gosh...what did you do?”

Harry pauses, bringing his fingers to his lips as he tugs, avoiding the answer as Jimmy chuckles again. “Uh…we called the fire department.”

You can’t resist chuckling yourself as you remember the panicked look on his face. The way he was clutching onto the firefighter like a koala bear.

Harry goes on to divulge every detail of that rather adventurous day as you relive each moment. It was just as ridiculous as Harry is describing, but it was truly one of the best days of your life.

And it’s one of your favorite moments with him.

Even if he did just refer to you as merely a friend.

Eventually, the subject switches to his next album, and truth be told, you begin to disengage.

You’ve heard this story a hundred times at least and while you’re proud of him, you’re also incredibly exhausted from such a long day. You reach for the remote, flipping through the channels half-heartedly until the sound of a throat clearing emanates from behind you.

“Okay, well that just hurts.”

You don’t have to turn around to know exactly who that child-like complaint belongs to. You smirk, still surfing through the channels as you feel a familiar large pair of hands smoothing over your shoulders and down your arms in a gentle caress. 

“You’ll get used to it,” you tell him smugly, the brush of his lips against your cheek nearly forcing a sigh. “How was it?”

“Good.” His voice is soft. A light murmur as he presses a kiss to your neck. “Missed you, though.”

“Yeah, well. The couch missed me more.” You refuse to fall victim to his guilty touch as you toss the remote onto the sofa once you’ve settled on something. “How is she?”

You feel the falter of his fingertips along your skin, the sound of his breath hitching almost making you smile. “Good,” he repeats, a bit airier before another throat clear. “Fine. It was fine.”

Who are you trying to convince, Harry? You or me?

“That’s good,” you reply, and his lips find their way to your cheek once more. But just before he can finally find that kiss he’s so desperately been searching for, you stand from the couch and declare, “Well, I’m gonna head to bed. Night, Har.”

And as you disappear into the bedroom, you watch him brace his hands against the back of the sofa, head dropping to his chest as he mutters a quiet, “Shit.”

Maybe it’s a bit cruel to torture him in such a way. But, truthfully, it’s his own doing.

There was a time when you were convinced he’d laugh at the notion of a publicized relationship. Much less one so blatantly deceitful.

After all, he's never enjoyed the idea of lying to the public. Tricking them. Creating a false narrative.

And now, here he is, with her on his arm for every event, every photo op, and every interview.

Truthfully, you don’t really mind. You like her. She’s nice. She’s funny. She knows her boundaries. And you know she’s equally as uncomfortable with the lie as he is.

But he did this to himself. And if he insists on dragging out the deception, it's only fair you give him a taste of the consequences he’s so convinced he’s immune to.

For the rest of the night and into the next day, you watch the guilt and shame work its way to the surface. Manifesting in the little things he’ll do.

Like when his head mysteriously finds its way to your stomach as you sleep. Or when he pulls you into his arms to spoon and you do your best not to smile.

Although, you can't resist letting your ass graze against his cock just a bit.

Or when he insists on joining you in the shower—just to conserve water—and running the soapy luffa down your arms and back.

Or when he declares that you’re not allowed to lift a finger as he prepares your breakfast and coffee. Gets you settled into the window nook as he makes his famous latte and French toast sticks.

Smiling at you through the entire meal.

Reaching out to swipe his thumb over the syrup dripping down your lip before bringing it to his own tongue to suck. 

Sneaky bastard.

But through it all, your resolve remains. You don’t let the eye contact linger. Don’t melt into his touch. Don’t even fall for the, “Babe-can-you-help-me-make-the-bed?” routine.

And each time you reject his guilt-driven attempts, you watch the determination grow that much stronger.

It’s a battle of wits, now.

A battle that becomes increasingly difficult to play when your friends make their way to your shared apartment for Game Night.

However, the energy is vivacious. The activities are fun. The wine is almost gone before the first game has even commenced.

And yet, even still, the two of you are doing everything you can to make the other break.

“Max,” Harry calls, gesturing toward the tall fellow in the corner. “Roll.”

Max does as instructed, tossing the dice until it lands on the order to retrieve a card. “All right. ‘To the left, a play of theft. Perhaps the mouth, unless down south.’”

Everyone’s brows furrow in thought, a moment or two passing before Harry finally groans, “See, this is why we don’t use these cards for games. Cause they’re really fucking inappropriate for distinguished company.”

Max blinks. “Wait, what is it asking?”

“To steal a kiss,” Lucy laughs, taking the card from him before glancing toward Harry. “Right?”

A frown. “Yes,” he grumbles as his eyes drift to you.

And for a moment, you wonder why, until you realize you’re sitting to Max’s left.

Ah.

Max clears his throat before glancing between you both. “Oh, well, I don’t need to—”

“No, no, that’s okay,” you’re quick to interject, turning in your seat to face him. “S’part of the rules, anyway.”

“Well, technically the rules are actually describing a kiss down lower…but yeah,” Lucy corrects, and you don’t miss the way Harry rolls his eyes.

With that, you lean a bit closer as Max does the same, and about two seconds later…your lips meet.

It’s quick. Light. Not at all romantic, but yet you can still hear Harry scoffing under his breath.

“Okay, your turn,” Lucy declares after a moment, tossing the dice your way. You roll, find your number, and retrieve a card. 

“Perhaps a tad bit sticky, but nevertheless a quicky. A sensual kind of bruise, the location yours to choose,” you recite, a frown forming as you reread the instructions to yourself. “Wait...what?”

“Oh,” Amy pipes up, politely extending her hand to see the card. After looking it over, she nods. “Yeah, that’s what I thought. You have to give someone a hickey.”

“Seriously, how do you guys understand these?” Max questions, head shaking with disbelief and wonder. “And where did you get this game, anyway?”

“It was a gift,” Harry replies through gritted teeth, now slipping the card from Amy’s hand. “And it’s a dumb game, so let’s just play Scrabble—”

“Now, hold on.” Your smirk breaks free as you pluck the instructions from Harry’s fingers. “I’m nothing if not a fair player. The card says I gotta give a hickey, so I gotta give a hickey. It’s only fair.”

Your eyes meet. A stand-off. The displeasure written all over his face as his hands find the edge of his chair to help lean him forward.

“Fine,” he agrees, and the rest of the group looks on with intrigue. “Have at it.”

The other guests begin to cheer, all offering themselves to be your willing victims, and you take your time looking around, the choice all yours.

Then, you stand. Stand and make your way to Amy. 

She smiles up at you, winking once as a sign of consent, and you lean down, taking her face in your palms.

Your lips find her neck, teeth ghosting her pulse point as you work to fulfill your task. Sucking a soft, hardly noticeable bruise into her skin as the other players holler their encouragement.

And just to add a bit of fuel to the flame…you groan. Groan as your tongue sweeps across the artwork you’ve created until Amy giggles.

Before you know it, your fun is suddenly stripped from your grasp as you feel a large hand wrap itself around your arm to tug you back, and your lips are forced to disconnect from her skin.

Got him.

“All right, well, this was fun, everyone,” Harry declares, dragging you away from Amy before placing your body just behind his. His chin thrusts toward the door. “Hope you all get home safe. Don’t forget your coats.”

“Aww, Har—” you begin to pout, but he glances over his shoulder with a look so furious and displeased, your lips clamp shut.

“Yup. Mhm. And your purses,” he continues as your friends all laugh and stumble their way for the door. “Cabs are downstairs. Nobody plans to drive, right? Good. Yeah, there you go. Out the door. Buh-bye now.”

And once the last guest has slipped into the hallway and shut the door behind them, Harry turns to you.

Shit.

He takes a step, eyes peering into yours as you swallow.

And before he can reveal his irritation, you quickly smile and whisper, “Okay, in my defense...you love Amy. And it was kind of your fault for referring to me as a friend on TV. And for ditching me last night to hang out with—”

“Do you feel good?” he interrupts, cutting your argument short. “Hm, darling? D’you feel good about torturing me? Making me sit through that?”

A shit-eating grin. “Honestly? Yeah, kind of.”

He takes another step toward you, and instinctively, you move back. “Yeah? You feel good about making me watch you on her lap? Feel good about teasing me all night until I had to get up and fuck my fist in the bathroom?”

So that’s what that sound had been.

“Feel good about making me watch you lick the syrup off your fingers this morning? Making me watch it drip down your chest? And never letting me clean it for you?” Another step. “This what you wanted?”

And despite the low murmur in his voice, you can’t help but bite at your lip, offering a short nod because yes. That had been what you wanted and you’re pleased to see you can still play him like a fiddle.

“Good,” he decides before his head cocks to the side, and a certain look passes over his face.

A look you know incredibly well.

“Because you’re fucking in for it now.”

~ Other Harry Blurbs

~ Full Masterlist

[fanon-canon-idfk]

oi! My first time requesting so im gonna message you (cuz im scared sjrjej and i trust you 🌛🌛) ANYWAYS id like a dazai,chuuya,rampoo,atushi all the boys (including best boy fedya😋😋😋) and stuff that has a male reader whos powers are flowers and uses an umbrella, also i love ur work btw 😍😍

Dazai, Chuuya, Ranpo, Atsushi, Fyodor, and Akutagawa x Male Reader

Dazai

He used to tease you relentlessly about your ability

Saying things like “Oh no! What are you gonna do Y/n? Prick me with a thorn??”

Completely changed his mind after you saved his ass during a mission

After that he oddly started taking a bit more interest into you

He would always find the excuse of not having an umbrella on rainy days just to get you to walk him home

He keeps leaving random flowers on your desk now which you found annoying at first but you’ve gotten used to it

All of them are signed “From: Dazai To: Flowerboy <3”

Chuuya

He was actually really interested in you after hearing about your ability

He did have his doubts about it being all that important in any way

That was until he was proven very wrong after he’d seen you in action himself

He found your using of the umbrella to be a bit odd until he started being rather thankful for it when it came necessary

He probably wants to compliment you and your ability but has no idea how

He also just loves watching you mess around with your ability

Watching you make the most random flowers is so amusing

Ranpo

He immediately asked if you could grow honeysuckles

He wants the sweets

He really has no opinion on your ability other than it’s helpful when needed

He once used your umbrella as a shopping cart to hold in a bunch of snacks

He of course took it without permission

you were looking for it for hours until he got back

He loves messing with you

Atsushi

He thinks it’s so nice

He admires you and your ability so much (mostly you)

He sometimes wants to ask for a flower himself but never has the courage to

For Kyouka however, he’s getting flowers for her from you all the time

He kinda has her as that little sister that gains him more attention

Unconsciously of course, he’d never want to do that to her on purpose

You gave him a Tiger Lily once and he almost cried

Fyodor

He just wants to know if it’s useful

Wether he likes you or not he’s always thinking of someone’s value based on what they can provide

He does enjoy your presence though

His day shifts ever so slightly in the right direction when he gets a chance to look at your creations

He does ask you questions about it all the time though

Like what you can and can’t do

Nevertheless he finds you your ability nice to watch

Akutagawa

He was going to insult it

Until you were the one to keep the entire mission on track with your ability

He does have a hidden respect for you in a way

You once tried to grow yarrow to help with his cough

He got angry at you for “pitying” him

You want to help him so bad with the things you have

But he refuses to accept help

[meowzfordayz]

snacks

Author’s Note: oops wrote another food related fanfic. 🤤

snacks

Himejima Gyomei x Reader, Iguro Obanai x Reader, Kanroji Mitsuri x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~1,200

CW: none

~faqs~

Doesn’t believe in snacks

But totally believes in you!

“I’m hungry.”

“Choose a pocket.”

“Excuse me?” 🤨

“Choose a pocket.”

You point at his right pocket

BAM

“Rice ball?” he offers you one

This man

Carries snacks for you 🤯

“What’s in the left pocket?”

“Pastry,” Gyomei reaches into his left pocket. “A bit crumbled, I’m afraid.”

You 😍  pastries

Who the hell cares if it’s crumbled?

This. Man.

Gets 🥐 pastry points 🥐

*wink wink*

*nudge nudge*

Yes I think I’m funny

Already carries around tidbits for Kaburamaru

And unlike Kaburamaru

You complain when you’re hungry

Loudly

Repeatedly

You’re the only headache he tolerates 🤗

And that’s to say

Barely, tolerates 

So eventually he just stuffs sheets of rice paper in his pocket

Sticks to fkn everything when he forgets to remove them before doing laundry

Also, rice paper is: brittle and flaky

He’s not an idiot

Wraps them in cloth first

But sometimes he forgets why he has a cloth in his pocket ??

See, even though you’re not with him 24/7

Cause missions and stuff

He still keeps all his pants stocked with sheets of rice paper

~Just in case 😌

And then he has to deal with the consequence

Of occasionally crushing them in his pocket

And the futile endeavor to somehow remove

ALL

Of the now crushed rice paper bits

From his pants

Not to mention

He ruined your snack 😬

Praying for the sake of his tender brain

That he can replenish his pocket before you’re together again

Loves when you ask her for snacks

Loves getting to take care of you

Loves feeding you dried seaweed

Pouts when you refuse to kiss her afterwards 😢

“My breath smells like fish,” you grunt

“Your breath smells like yoouuu,” she huffs

“Yeah, me with fish breath.”

She hums curiously

“[y/n]-chan... could you just…” nimbly grabs the seaweed you were about to put in your mouth, “Give me that.”

Munch, munch 😋

Ignores your petulant glare

“There! Are you still too embarrassed to kiss me?” she crosses her arms triumphantly

“First, you get me snack.”

She nods

“Then, you eat snack.”

She nods again

“Now, you want kiss.”

She doesn’t like where this is going… ☹️

Maybe she should’ve somehow acquired fishy breath without eating your snack ??

“Ugh. I guess I owe you one,” you mutter

Her beaming, majestic smile

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and stupid

You begrudgingly decide to share another piece of seaweed with her

Rip snacks

Welcome to the world of sharing is caring

“[y/n]-san! You keep eyeing my snacks!”

Mr. Flame Boi

—Waitwaitwait

—Why is Tengen flamboyant?

—When Kyojuro is literally: flame-boy…ant?

—Because Kyojuro’s a man Ig ?? And flame-man-ant doesn’t roll off the tongue well

—Don’t mind me lol

Is too observant

For his own good

Least you’re not visibly salivating

Yet

“You’ve been chewing with your mouth open,” you snip back

You almost feel badly about how quickly his face falls

Almost

“That’s terrible! I’m sorry [y/n]-san, I didn’t mean to force you to endure such unpleasant behavior!”

His face contorts in confusion when you snort

“Rengoku-san.”

“I’d like to make it up to you!”

“Rengoku-san…” he isn’t listening

“Please, share my snacks with me!”

“Rengoku-san!”

“The umeboshi is my favorite! You can have it! I also enjoy the agemochi! Which you can also have!”

—umeboshi are extremely sour and typically eaten with rice—

But hear me out: Kyojuro is a special ❄️

“RENGOKU-SAN !!”

He’s aghast 😮

Why are you raising your voice at him? 😭

He reeeally effed up

Makes a mental note [y/n]-chan despises open mouthed chewing

Poor man just wants to erase this entire interaction

If they’d just accept my snacks offering, then I’d feel the slightest bit better!

“You weren’t chewing with your mouth open,” you sigh amusedly

“I was not?” his face goes into full confusion mode

“You caught me. Your snacks look amazing. I just didn’t want you to feel obligated to share or-”

“Of course I am happy to share with you [y/n]-san!” You can have all of my snacks!

He’s totally buying extras from now on

“[y/n],” Sanemi grunts, “Finish my kempi. It’s too sweet.”

“What a surprise,” you narrow your eyes

“I tried it for you you twat,” he deadpans

“You took one bite.”

“You were the one who was hungry anyway.”

“You’re so picky Nemi,” you poke at his cheek

“It’s not picky to have standards.”

You giggle

He doesn’t know why

But like, he has standards, right?

High. Standards.

And he loves you

So like

You must be pretty incredible (you totally are dearest lovely reader! 💖)

—Tangent

I feel like Sanemi’s love would be so…

Loudly inaudible?

Disgruntled?

Undeniable?

Like, he doesn’t shy away from you

Tells you he loves you all the damn time

But hardly ever actually says “I love you”

If he has to tell you, then he believes he’s doing a shit job

Because how awful of a lover is he

If you can’t glance at him for a split second

And not recognize the pure adoration

Concern

Gratitude

He carries for you?

Be still my heart 

!!!!!

Point being

When it comes to you

Sanemi doesn’t miss a beat

“Are you going to finish it for me or what?’

You pause… nibble at your bottom lip… tap your fingertips hesitantly together

“Are you sure Nemi?”

Bingo

This man lowkey has a sweet tooth

Kempi too sweet?

Pshh what a liar 😤

But you said you were hungry

And he’ll be damned if he eats his share

When you clearly want ~more

I feel like Tengen’s similar to Gyomei in that he doesn’t believe in snacks

But unintentionally

And for a different reason

I guess

It’s not that he doesn’t believe in snacks

And more so that he just doesn’t do snacks

It’s alllll or nothing baaabyyy !! 🔥

Ask for a snack?

He’ll make you wait half an hour

And return with multiple bento

Because he wasn’t sure which one you’d prefer

He’s considerate like that

Always shushes you when you worry about leftovers

“Tengen-sama, I literally just asked for a skewer or something.”

“Tsk, don’t fret [y/n]. I’m sure Hina, Makio, and Suma will appreciate whatever you can’t finish,” with a confident wink

Man loves flexing his ability to provide 💪

Also

A skewer?

How dull

Unimaginative

Booorrring

Jokes, jokes

He doesn’t think you’re boring

You’re great

Adorable 

Thing is

You get all flustered when he shows up with full meals instead of, “Just a small snack I swear Tengen-sama I’m not that hungry!��

And he gets

So. Worked. Up.

Man highkey likes to torture himself 🥵

How your nose scrunches

And the deep, delicious way your pupils dilate

As your fists clench and unclench

Hungry enough to want the bento

But not so hungry to want goddamn four full meals

You could stop asking him for snacks

But then he’d just randomly buy you food anyway

Whenever he wanted to see

Your beautiful, sexy fluster

Smart man has you trapped 😳

Does he feel guilty for overwhelming you?

…

Yes, yes he does

But does he feel guilty enough?

…

No, no he does not

—Besides

He normally ends up eating most of your leftovers

So

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

[lemonadepinksstuff]

I write in my spare time so why not brainstorm a Wordgirl AU.

So, this is an AU where Lexiconian Spies followed Bob and Becky to Earth after Becky went missing from her parents. They aren't able to locate Becky and Bob for a couple years (about 5). When they do find her, they quietly watch her actions as citizens of Fair City. Originally, they were instructed to find and bring Becky back home; but seeing how much she's made a life here and doesn't seem to desire to go back to Lexicon.

They pretend to not have found her.

Becky's birth parents do wish to find her dearly though. So they are able the find out that the spies were lying, arrest them and find Becky themselves.

They find Becky (as Wordgirl) and tell her they are her parents and prove it too. Becky's birth parents beg her to come home with them. They also plan to arrest CHF for kidnapping her. Wordgirl obviously refuses and flies away. They follow after her and chase her for awhile before Wordgirl eventually gets away. She hides in her home, protecting Bob too. Refusing to leave her room until her birth parents are actually gone for good.

Tim, Sally and TJ are confused by Becky's actions and aren't sure what to do. Violet and Scoops are the first to become worried and go to Becky's house for answers.

The Botsford's let Violet and Scoops try to help her and tell her to come out of her room, but paranoid Becky refuses not trusting that it's really them.

Violet and Scoops do continue to try but to no avail.

The Villains are now concerned. Wordgirl has disappeared without a trace and they have been making havoc. Wordgirl never appears to stop them, only KidMath. They pause their crimes just to look for their hero.

Tobey is the only one who has a lead on where Wordgirl could be. Since Becky disappeared at the same time as Wordgirl. Also all his proof of Becky being Wordgirl. So he questions Scoops about Becky and Wordgirl because he is one of Becky's friends and he was the closest to Wordgirl outside of CHF.

Scoops avoids Tobey's questions for as long as he can manage before his fear of Tobey makes him crack about where Becky is, but not about Wordgirl.

Tobey pays a visit to his rival's house. And Becky isn't having it. She ignores his attempts to talk to her. Tobey is persistent and eventually Tobey gets a robot to pull Becky's window open and he gets inside.

Her room is in shambles. The place hasn't been cleaned in months. And Becky is hiding in her closet with Bob.

Understandably, she freaks out and blows up at Tobey. Tobey is pretty shocked at her outburst. During her rant, Becky breaks down in tears because of how scared she is of her birth parents forcing her to leave.

Tobey not being the best at emotional stuff, just hugs her so she'll calm down.

Becky accepts the hug and thanks Tobey for it.

She asks why Tobey was here anyways and he explains what he was doing, truthfully. Becky is pretty moved that Tobey cares to find her.

So she explains why she's been hiding and she doesn't know what to do about it. Tobey is horrified by the situation. He promises to help her with this.

I don't know if it's good or anything but it's incomplete though. 😋