#and also i know…. i know what happens…… i know ‼️‼️

[lleeanarr]

pt 3.

summary: The relationship was unexpected not only from the fans, but it was unexpected to the both of them as well.

genre: fluff, smau

paring: Lando Norris x Influencer!reader

warnings!: swearing, attempted humour

fc: Lani Pliopa

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yourusername : you never told me you played the drums

landonorris : was i supposed to?

landonorris : also

landonorris : how did you know?

landonorris : are you stalking me🤨🤨

yourusername : does it count as stalking though?

yourusername : its all online….

yourusername : isn’t that’s public information😊

landonorris : NO⁉️⁉️

yourusername : oh boo😒😒

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yourusername posted a story!

bsfuser very much needed from the rant

yourusername stopp😖✋

yourusername thats exactly why.

yourusername went through pinterest. did not expect those pics to hit me hard

bsfuser woman you are whipped for someone you haven’t even met😀

yourusername bitch the pics hit HARD

yourusername i scroll, my eyes widened, cover my mouth in shock, put my phone down, and the process repeats🙁😔

bsfuser you need help😭

yourusername dont we all🤷‍♀️

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landonorris : shit completely forgotten that i am not available on the 18th😭

yourusername : oke

landonorris : okay?

landonorris : that's it????

landonorris : you arent going to beg me to come?

yourusername : nahh why should i found someone better to go with🥰🙏

landonorris : wow not even a small bit of dissapointment🙁✋

yourusername : do you even check your calender?

landonorris : no…?

yourusername : exactly so i became the better person and asked someone elsed because according to research your supposed to be in austin then

landonorris : fair

landonorris : hope you enjoy the concert though

yourusername : i will thank you very much😇😇

yourusername : i refuse to go with a go with a guy anyways 😒

yourusername : ITS BROS BEFORE HO‼️

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landonorris : where do you live?

yourusername : excuse me??

yourusername : what happened to hi?

yourusername : hello?

yourusername : good morning?????

landonorris : just tell me which country you live in

ladnonorris : please?

yourusername : idkk man how am I sure I won't be kidnapped?🤨🤨

landonorris : no joke yn

landonorris : which country

landonorris : i wanna meet you

yourusername : OH‼️

yourusername : well in that case

yourusername : i live in miami

landonorris : aight bet

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taglist: @iamahallucinationnnn , @hurtblossom , @papaya-twinks , @kami10471633 , @ahnneyong ,@dark-night-sky-99 , @jxnellat , @that-one-little-soybean

[spreadsheetdyke]

[ID: Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from The Locked Tomb series, with a speech bubble edited over her head to include the above post /end ID]

so i started gideon the ninth

[ID: an edited meme from Brooklyn 9-9 in which Rosa holds a puppy with an image Gideon Nav from Gideon the Ninth edited over it. The subtitle reads “I’ve only had Gideon for one chapter, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” /end ID]

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

[hellomagicalsouls]

🗣️TEASER TRAILER SEASON 4 TOMORROW🗣️

goodbye to the siblings

✨ you did good. you did enough ✨

oh jeez. I didn't think it would be this soon.

I'm nervous - what if I hate it?? what if they ruin Klaus? or Diego? dang I'm angsty.

also this poster is kinda cute got the tentacles with some goo. honey? is it Ben centralised?

it's a subway train? maybe? the caption was "your train is arriving"

I'm also about to become so freaking annoying so sorry in advance for that except I'm not really because I actually choked on saliva when this popped up on my feed.

[moe-broey]

GOD I would HATE to be stuck at a family dinner with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would NOT fucking survive, the vibes alone would do 1000 points poison damage to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also JUST. JUST.

THE VIBES. ARE RANCID. SHARENA DARLING YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (ALFPNSE TOO BUT DEAR LORD. Sharena LITERALLY was just told to Don't Speak Unless Spoken To RANCID. RANCID FUCKING FAMILY)

[triglycercule]

horror bragging about he's immortal and allat to killer and dust (because he genuinely thinks he is. like he literally came back from the DEAD that is a proud accomplishment!!!! bro probably brags all the time about it like "heh even if you hit me hard i'll just get back up. bitch")

and then killer's like alright bet! let's test that out! and then he starts going on an all out chase for horror's head. and dust just follows along because hey why the fuck not it sounds fun and it would be nice to knock horror down a peg or two :3 frantic running from horror ensues because as much as he'd like to stick by his claim he REALLY cannot be going around risking to see if him being immortal is actually true 💀

[encrucijada]

might be silly and write bullet points for a possible tears of the kingdom fic 🫶

[mihotose]

third years tokyo trip stories:

tsuzuri: that time kozu and megu became lost children kozue: we did not get lost. that was tsuzuri wandering off. megumi: we were walking around asakusa when i noticed tsuzuri had gone!!

"kozu-tan" found her soon after since she had an idea of where tsuzuri would go (food sample store. also tsuzuri's 365 days card) (she was getting a souvenir for kosuzu) (oden donburi) (she liked it)

kozue wrote on an ema at kanda myoujin [her 365 days card] and also bought one for the clubroom as a souvenir [its on the right of the whiteboard]

they each wrote something on it. kozue wrote "sound health" so everyone will be healthy this year. tsuzuri wrote "harmony," since she wants to have fun with everyone (kozue: that's not really the same meaning...). megumi wrote "ill captivate you, just you wait and see ☆" (kozue: its very "megumi." "right? ehe~" "that wasnt a compliment.")

megumi went to a hand cream store which had lots of different package designs and looked for some for her kouhai as well [its called 365 hand cream]

tsuzuri found a cool dragon keychain that she thought of buying for suzu but she'd already bought the oden and kozu had said to only buy one souvenir...

kozue understands wanting to buy lots of things for your kouhai but itd be difficult to carry that much luggage (megumi thought about how hime-chan and the others were waiting for them and called it "parental love")

tsuzuri says she wants to go on another school trip and megumi's like well if you repeat the year... ("megumi." "im joking~~~~~")

tsuzuri says they should go with the second and first years next time but kozue says thats just a regular trip

kozue went to akihabara for kanda myoujin, megumi went to harajuku for accessories at laforet (and ate crêpes!)

they went to shibuya for the pokémon centre together and tsuzuri says she wanted a plushie of "the pink one with a big face" but kozu wouldn't let her again because it was too big. so she bought a small one instead [guesses ive seen for this are mostly slowpoke and jigglypuff]

they went up tokyo tower too

what they did on the shinkansen:

tsuzuri: looked outside. ate the ekiben she'd chosen with sayaka

megumi: ate a katsu

kozue: listened to music (classic + school idols) since she gets travel sick

they had naps too. also, when they're on the bus in kanazawa kozue always has to wake the other two up

[kimmkitsuragi]

i will be in a different country in one week and im sick (i got better!! but then i got worse again 💀) and i have millions of things to do everyday this week + so many trips/events already planned and paid the next week... this is seriously the weirdest week of my life

[giddlygoat]

last night while getting ready for bed i was paranoid af because i had stumbled upon a disturbing youtube short [i hate its algorithm and have been thoroughly reminded of this!] and not only did my shampoo bottle have the AUDACITY to randomly make a loud popping sound while i was brushing my teeth, but my lotion bottle also fell off the shelf and scared me again. i had to sleep with the lights on. it was rough

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

She IS pretty cool from what I've heard and seen :D!!! She's very awesome, and I think that she's uhh swag :]]]

your parents are.. certainly interesting!!

WAIT YOU AREN'T INTRODUCING ME AND BOO TO YOUR MUM ARE YOU?? *nervous pacing around core*

– tubbo.

[ooc notes; tommy blogger.. I. I think you should yap in the tags more. Like NOW!!! /silly]

I MEAN I COULD 🤗🤗 do you want to meet my mum :)) do you want to meet my mum :)) do you want to meet my mum :))

It would have to be over altar unless she visits 🤔 but she isn’t a ‘give me your most sentimental possession’ type god, honest 🤗 just maybe a cup of tea or a plant :) mum likes plants.

[leadendeath]

all this talk of dashcon 10yrs anniversary and i cannot remember it happening at the time because 2014 was such an awful year for me, i spent most of it too constantly dissociated to remember anything

[vinylsoul]

no because welt yang is the og malefailure

[dixidin]

Dude I look away from the ghost fandom for a month to focus and genshin AND AETHER FUCKING LEFT??

[moe-broey]

You know usually this sentiment is really comforting. Usually I'm charmed and it raises morale. I especially think it's awesome when you say shit like "I'll remain at your side". Usually it's like really really cool and I melt a bit at the notion. Power of friendship and one really fucking stubborn smartass guy with a sword and all that. But. Um. Sir.

Dude. Dude. Your mom JUST got fucking body-snatched and also poisoned. I'm

[steelycunt]

bread today ‼️ making bread again today ‼️