#and also i know…. i know what happens…… i know ‼️‼️
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lleeanarr · 2 days ago
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pt 3.
summary: The relationship was unexpected not only from the fans, but it was unexpected to the both of them as well.
genre: fluff, smau
paring: Lando Norris x Influencer!reader
warnings!: swearing, attempted humour
fc: Lani Pliopa
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yourusername : you never told me you played the drums
landonorris : was i supposed to?
landonorris : also
landonorris : how did you know?
landonorris : are you stalking me🤨🤨
yourusername : does it count as stalking though?
yourusername : its all online….
yourusername : isn’t that’s public information😊
landonorris : NO⁉️⁉️
yourusername : oh boo😒😒
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yourusername posted a story!
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bsfuser very much needed from the rant
yourusername stopp😖✋
yourusername thats exactly why.
yourusername went through pinterest. did not expect those pics to hit me hard
bsfuser woman you are whipped for someone you haven’t even met😀
yourusername bitch the pics hit HARD
yourusername i scroll, my eyes widened, cover my mouth in shock, put my phone down, and the process repeats🙁😔
bsfuser you need help😭
yourusername dont we all🤷‍♀️
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landonorris : shit completely forgotten that i am not available on the 18th😭
yourusername : oke
landonorris : okay?
landonorris : that's it????
landonorris : you arent going to beg me to come?
yourusername : nahh why should i found someone better to go with🥰🙏
landonorris : wow not even a small bit of dissapointment🙁✋
yourusername : do you even check your calender?
landonorris : no…?
yourusername : exactly so i became the better person and asked someone elsed because according to research your supposed to be in austin then
landonorris : fair
landonorris : hope you enjoy the concert though
yourusername : i will thank you very much😇😇
yourusername : i refuse to go with a go with a guy anyways 😒
yourusername : ITS BROS BEFORE HO‼️
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landonorris : where do you live?
yourusername : excuse me??
yourusername : what happened to hi?
yourusername : hello?
yourusername : good morning?????
landonorris : just tell me which country you live in
ladnonorris : please?
yourusername : idkk man how am I sure I won't be kidnapped?🤨🤨
landonorris : no joke yn
landonorris : which country
landonorris : i wanna meet you
yourusername : OH‼️
yourusername : well in that case
yourusername : i live in miami
landonorris : aight bet
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taglist: @iamahallucinationnnn , @hurtblossom , @papaya-twinks , @kami10471633 , @ahnneyong ,@dark-night-sky-99 , @jxnellat , @that-one-little-soybean
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spreadsheetdyke · 9 months ago
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[ID: Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from The Locked Tomb series, with a speech bubble edited over her head to include the above post /end ID]
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so i started gideon the ninth
[ID: an edited meme from Brooklyn 9-9 in which Rosa holds a puppy with an image Gideon Nav from Gideon the Ninth edited over it. The subtitle reads “I’ve only had Gideon for one chapter, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” /end ID]
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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago
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woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye
follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits
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hellomagicalsouls · 5 months ago
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🗣️TEASER TRAILER SEASON 4 TOMORROW🗣️
goodbye to the siblings
✨ you did good. you did enough ✨
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oh jeez. I didn't think it would be this soon.
I'm nervous - what if I hate it?? what if they ruin Klaus? or Diego? dang I'm angsty.
also this poster is kinda cute got the tentacles with some goo. honey? is it Ben centralised?
it's a subway train? maybe? the caption was "your train is arriving"
I'm also about to become so freaking annoying so sorry in advance for that except I'm not really because I actually choked on saliva when this popped up on my feed.
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moe-broey · 4 months ago
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GOD I would HATE to be stuck at a family dinner with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would NOT fucking survive, the vibes alone would do 1000 points poison damage to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also JUST. JUST.
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THE VIBES. ARE RANCID. SHARENA DARLING YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (ALFPNSE TOO BUT DEAR LORD. Sharena LITERALLY was just told to Don't Speak Unless Spoken To RANCID. RANCID FUCKING FAMILY)
#I SAID I WOULDN'T DOCUMEBT THE WHOLE THING. BUT COME ON#gustav hits alfonse with the 'and' 😐🤨 and if i were him i would be internally exploding instantly.#HENRIETTE HITS ALFONSE W THE 'he missed you soooooo much 😊😊😊😊😊😇😇😇' and BY GOD. IF I WERE ALFONSE#i would SHATTER. LIKE GLASS. INSTANTLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#my BITCHASS FUCKING BAD WHO'S BEEN SILENT TREATMENTINF ME FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG#BC I HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE A CHOICE?????????? BC I DARED HAVE AUTONOMY????????? FREE WILL???????#ohhhh my god and sharena. SHARENA. DARLING. BELOVED. DEAR. how have you not SNAPPED#girl if i were you this would be my villain origin story.#i mean. if. moe is anything to go by.#gooooddddddddddddd.#HELP THE TYPO IN MY TAGS.... OF 'BAD' INSTEAD OF 'DAD'....... freudian slip. but am i wrong#GOOODDDDD BUT. HAVING. EYES. THAT KNOW. EVERYTHING. THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE#INSANE!!!!!! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc i DO ACTUALLY BELIEVE HENRIETTE NOW??? WHEN SHE SAYS THAT ABOUT GUSTAV?!?????#SHE'S. the ONLY person in the goddamn fucking WORLD. who would know this. who would be able to read this. what the FUCK#but like THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY BETTER...... gooooddddddd I HATE IT. HATE IT#when the love IS there it's just fucking stupid bc nobody here is normal. about anything. making an endlessly complicated situation#type of shit that has made it so i never believe that anyone genuinely likes me. type of shit that makes me never believe an 'i love you'#UNLESS. if it's from my sisters i trust them w my entire heart. but holy shit it actually took them directly stating it#AS. AN ADULT. AT THIS TIME. for me to actually believe it. and fully actually accept it.#HELP AND ALSO... EVERY TIME GUSTAV CALLS ALFPNSE 'Son.' IT'S.. SO FUNNY TO ME IDK WHY#i just read it in that one voice/cadence. of that katamari post. my gay ass son who i hate. HELP#i need to find that again hold on#but first#fe alfonse#sharena#fe henriette#fe gustav#book 3 replaying#feh
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triglycercule · 14 days ago
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horror bragging about he's immortal and allat to killer and dust (because he genuinely thinks he is. like he literally came back from the DEAD that is a proud accomplishment!!!! bro probably brags all the time about it like "heh even if you hit me hard i'll just get back up. bitch")
and then killer's like alright bet! let's test that out! and then he starts going on an all out chase for horror's head. and dust just follows along because hey why the fuck not it sounds fun and it would be nice to knock horror down a peg or two :3 frantic running from horror ensues because as much as he'd like to stick by his claim he REALLY cannot be going around risking to see if him being immortal is actually true 💀
#horror it's all your fault you played with fire and now you are not about to get burned you are about to DIE#oh its probably so nervewracking....... he legit could die horror doesnt know if the other two would take mercy on him#he's been an ass all this time ‼️ he has been manipulative and lied ‼️ he has shittalked them at their lowest ‼️ he is FUCKED#or WORSE they just end up dragging this out and driving him crazy with paranoia (this is in fact what would happen)#not that he particularly regrets not being nice to killer and dust because why should he and why do they deserve it but like. GODAAMN IT#couldnt it HURT just to be a LITTLE nicer past horror???? now youre gonna DIE because you were too much of an asshole!!!!!!! fuck#but maybe he doesn't die? maybe he actually lives when the two find him and eventually#would that be worse actually yes in fact it would. if he wants anyone to find out he's actually immortal it would NOT be dust and killer#death seems much more inviting than being hunted down by those two. oh SHIT REAPER WAIT DONT TOUCH HIN#if killer and dust worked together they could probably create a torture situation that not even a tank personified would mentally survive#this seems like another one of my ideas in my head that seems bright and comedic but in reality would just be terrifying#i like it piccasso. now just set it in horrortale and then you have horror in the place of all the people he killed#all the people he hunted down all the innocents and now he gets to feel what they felt when he chased them down#the fear and nervousness of being watched of being toyed with of knowing that youre already stuck in a maze with no exit and no way back#yeah i'd kill myself the psychological horror i'd feel would just be too much dust and killer can just kill me for all i care I GIVE UP#wouldnt it be funny if dust and killer never even touch horror they just chase him until he passes out#that would be sooooo silly LMAO. bitchass we didnt even touch you and you passed out from panic and exhaustion??? COWARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣#dust and killer would never let that memory be forgotten trust. trust. i love it when they taunt and torture eachother#GOD can we get some self not so self inflicted pain onto these 3 😒😒😒 more than they already have but whatever#dont worry guys they took horror home after he passed out and when he woke up fed him a bit of soup to replenish his energy#and then they played a roblox obby to calm down and also relax and then they fell asleep all zzzrkkk mimimimi shoooo like 3 little kitties#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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encrucijada · 9 months ago
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might be silly and write bullet points for a possible tears of the kingdom fic 🫶
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mihotose · 2 months ago
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third years tokyo trip stories:
tsuzuri: that time kozu and megu became lost children kozue: we did not get lost. that was tsuzuri wandering off. megumi: we were walking around asakusa when i noticed tsuzuri had gone!!
"kozu-tan" found her soon after since she had an idea of where tsuzuri would go (food sample store. also tsuzuri's 365 days card) (she was getting a souvenir for kosuzu) (oden donburi) (she liked it)
kozue wrote on an ema at kanda myoujin [her 365 days card] and also bought one for the clubroom as a souvenir [its on the right of the whiteboard]
they each wrote something on it. kozue wrote "sound health" so everyone will be healthy this year. tsuzuri wrote "harmony," since she wants to have fun with everyone (kozue: that's not really the same meaning...). megumi wrote "ill captivate you, just you wait and see ☆" (kozue: its very "megumi." "right? ehe~" "that wasnt a compliment.")
megumi went to a hand cream store which had lots of different package designs and looked for some for her kouhai as well [its called 365 hand cream]
tsuzuri found a cool dragon keychain that she thought of buying for suzu but she'd already bought the oden and kozu had said to only buy one souvenir...
kozue understands wanting to buy lots of things for your kouhai but itd be difficult to carry that much luggage (megumi thought about how hime-chan and the others were waiting for them and called it "parental love")
tsuzuri says she wants to go on another school trip and megumi's like well if you repeat the year... ("megumi." "im joking~~~~~")
tsuzuri says they should go with the second and first years next time but kozue says thats just a regular trip
kozue went to akihabara for kanda myoujin, megumi went to harajuku for accessories at laforet (and ate crêpes!)
they went to shibuya for the pokémon centre together and tsuzuri says she wanted a plushie of "the pink one with a big face" but kozu wouldn't let her again because it was too big. so she bought a small one instead [guesses ive seen for this are mostly slowpoke and jigglypuff]
they went up tokyo tower too
what they did on the shinkansen:
tsuzuri: looked outside. ate the ekiben she'd chosen with sayaka
megumi: ate a katsu
kozue: listened to music (classic + school idols) since she gets travel sick
they had naps too. also, when they're on the bus in kanazawa kozue always has to wake the other two up
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kimmkitsuragi · 3 months ago
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i will be in a different country in one week and im sick (i got better!! but then i got worse again 💀) and i have millions of things to do everyday this week + so many trips/events already planned and paid the next week... this is seriously the weirdest week of my life
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giddlygoat · 11 months ago
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last night while getting ready for bed i was paranoid af because i had stumbled upon a disturbing youtube short [i hate its algorithm and have been thoroughly reminded of this!] and not only did my shampoo bottle have the AUDACITY to randomly make a loud popping sound while i was brushing my teeth, but my lotion bottle also fell off the shelf and scared me again. i had to sleep with the lights on. it was rough
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She IS pretty cool from what I've heard and seen :D!!! She's very awesome, and I think that she's uhh swag :]]]
your parents are.. certainly interesting!!
WAIT YOU AREN'T INTRODUCING ME AND BOO TO YOUR MUM ARE YOU?? *nervous pacing around core*
– tubbo.
[ooc notes; tommy blogger.. I. I think you should yap in the tags more. Like NOW!!! /silly]
I MEAN I COULD 🤗🤗 do you want to meet my mum :)) do you want to meet my mum :)) do you want to meet my mum :))
It would have to be over altar unless she visits 🤔 but she isn’t a ‘give me your most sentimental possession’ type god, honest 🤗 just maybe a cup of tea or a plant :) mum likes plants.
#dsmp tommy#rp blog#I FUCKING LOVE YAPPING IN THE NOTES ‼️‼️ I yap so much down here it’s almost funny. always ooc but i love chatterboxing abt story things#going with the Parentzas being death + a haunting creature of shadows. do you know. how hilarious. it is that our Wil has no hybrid features#LIKE THATS SUCH AN UNLUCKY TICKET!!! BOY WHAT HAPPENED!!!#it’s fine Wilbur instead got the absolute dogshit mental health that comes from living with a creature that needs to remember to turn its#head and blink at the same time /j#i said Phil was LEARNING how to human not that he’s mastered it okay#logically he’s definitely been trying to be more human-y for absolute centuries prior. because people know him as angel of death/a reaper#but like. damn bro you’re STILL fucked up after all that time studying huh . no human-ify duolingo? just stuck in the uncanny valley? yiikes#i also like to imagine Kristin having piglin features (maybe from being a patron goddess piglins ask for mercy before hunts? so they don’t#die in the nether?) but that’s neither here nor there. just a way to explain techno’s pig aspects#Tom’s just outright fucked up and Odd though. boy got hit with shapeshifting and like. DREADFUL luck. literally been struck by lightning#mentions tubbo#mentions ranboo#mentions kristin#hmmmm fuck it. rest of sbi too since they’re in tags#chat’s extensions of Phil’s psyche that can pick what information to send him but that’s a separate can of worms#mentions techno#mentions wilbur#mentions phil
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leadendeath · 4 months ago
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all this talk of dashcon 10yrs anniversary and i cannot remember it happening at the time because 2014 was such an awful year for me, i spent most of it too constantly dissociated to remember anything
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vinylsoul · 1 year ago
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no because welt yang is the og malefailure
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dixidin · 1 year ago
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Dude I look away from the ghost fandom for a month to focus and genshin AND AETHER FUCKING LEFT??
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moe-broey · 5 months ago
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You know usually this sentiment is really comforting. Usually I'm charmed and it raises morale. I especially think it's awesome when you say shit like "I'll remain at your side". Usually it's like really really cool and I melt a bit at the notion. Power of friendship and one really fucking stubborn smartass guy with a sword and all that. But. Um. Sir.
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Dude. Dude. Your mom JUST got fucking body-snatched and also poisoned. I'm
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steelycunt · 2 years ago
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bread today ‼️ making bread again today ‼️
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