#and also he adores the vampire

[hylorien]

I adore the Halsin Mate Theory™ but I still wholeheartedly ship him with Astarion because I fully believe Halsin needs a fat dose of 'Sometimes Nature Does NOT Have Its Shit Together'

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 315

We all know the idea of Danny getting adopted by one of the batfam. But hear me out: Danny gets adopted by Vampire Dick Grayson. 

Danny honestly, did not mean to dimension hop, nor did he mean to get this injured in the first place, where his vision is spinning and there’s greenRedGreenGreenGREEN spilling from his body like he’s melting from the inside. He didn’t mean to get caught, he just didn’t want Dan to happen again, not again and the GIW had seen him flying and- 

And now he’s here, wherever here is, smoke in his lungs making it even harder to breathe than it was before. And there’s a shadow approaching, a flicker of crimson in his blurry vision, and there’s claws tilting his head and then something burns- 

Dick? Call it nostalgia perhaps, seeing this small child, so much like his little wing and baby bird once were, white streak and corpse-pale skin and all. He just wished for his dear brothers to join him, that’s all he wanted, and perhaps Damian won’t be so bitey if he got a friend…

[liam-summers]

Bangel + Cookie Dough 🍪

“Angel. I do…sometimes think that far ahead.”

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

[moeblob]

Impulsively shoving a guy's hand in your mouth after having the thought "oh just like when my little sister used to prick herself on a rose thorn" and then immediately being treated like a pet who ate something they shouldn't have? Wonderful. Thank you, Thane.

(also not pictured is Thane apparently trying to scrape your tongue with his hand BEFORE pouring the holy water down your throat because NO. BAD.)

[viperbooty]

Back to talking about the Fantasy Fandom and the racism that tends to be part of it!

I genuinely think if Wyll were white he'd get way more attention and love. He'd have sparkle flower crown edits saying "My sweet cornball!!" "My boys got daddy issues!!". Also Warlock is a class beloved by many. And as someone who plays a warlock in bg3 having two of them fucking ROCKED, I always had spells at the ready. So really saying "buh! buh! two warlocks is just bad!" its really not, short rests and cantrips out the asshole really make it easy.

Anyway.

If Gale were black he would be fully ignored and people would, in masses, complain about how annoying he is, how useless he is, how he doesn't really fit in with the rest of the "way more interesting cast". How he's so unbearably straight because all he talks about is his ex.

Lemme keep on this though because if Shadowheart was a Black Person she would have been fucking Crucified for the way she talks about other races, other religions, and just in general the way you have to pull information out of her like pulling teeth. Also if she were a black woman she'd be reduced to "uncaring boss bitch who "dont need no man"" or "unbarable bitch who needs to be Killed"

Am I getting my point across enough?

Wyll was shafted by the game by having literally less content than the rest of the party. Wyll DOES have an interesting story. Wyll is also corny, he's funny, he's so sweet, and his conversations with Karlach are soooo great and yet it's all abandoned because he's generally viewed as "boring".

And by the way. You are allowed to like and dislike characters. But I see a lot of people side stepping the Fantasy Racism to say "but hes just boring thats why I dont like him". Like sure, if you gave Wyll an honest chance and still found him boring then that's your opinion and choice! HOWEVER!! We CANNOT ignore that he is being LEFT OUT of edits, of fan art, of character discussions. When I see posts that are the entire cast MINUS Wyll it tells me everything I need to know about you.

Also one last thing... I cannot imagine being Wyll's VA and seeing how many times you are being left out on purpose. How so few add your character to edits, or fan art. It has to be crushing to some extent, even if you expected it.

[misty-moth]

If I lived in the mansion:

Me: “Hey, Wolfie? I’ve had a song from the future stuck in my head and—“

Mozart: “Let me guess: you want to hum it for me so I can play it for you?” 🙄

Me: “What? No, I wanted to ask if I could borrow your clarinet.”

Mozart: “…I’m a pianist. What, since I’m the ‘music man’ of the mansion, surely I must have every instrument??”

Me: “Don’t you?”

Mozart: “…”

Me: “…”

Mozart: “You will have it professionally cleaned before returning it to me.”

Me: “Whoa, so the great Mozart has used this mouth piece?? An indirect kiss…” 🫢

Mozart: “You will have it professionally cleaned before using it and before returning it to me.”

[breha]

claudia’s birth allows louis to believe that he and lestat have become The Parents (equal status) and so the teacher-student power dynamic has gone away, but really it’s just been repressed and it comes up again like wack-a-mole

[rataticaisdreaming]

haunted by the fashion spirit 🧛💎

god bless guy diamond, we don't deserve him 🙏🩵

[hanzajesthanza]

geralt is also a most real depiction of good quality fatherhood and great girldad representation because EVEN THOUGH witchers don’t even experience aging at the same rate as non-GMO humans, EVEN THOUGH it would be “biologically impossible,”

geralt having had been raising a pre-teen girl for maybe a few months to a year already “gave the impression of having aged,” his “face slashed by wrinkles.” the emotional toll on this man from raising she-devil ciri

and this is only the very beginning of the saga. BEFORE everything goes to shit. the wrinkles have set in

[starofhisheart]

rip Armand u would have loved the sims

[my-tatteredwingsof-freedom]

How do we get a whole season of us being told and shown that Armand was messing with Louis' memories, that Armand was hostile towards Claudia, that Armand was absolutely down right sadistic (the young Daniel episode) and that Armand loathed hearing Lestat's name in his presence, that he literally never cared to help Claudia in the trial, that he would have let Louis die, only for iwtv fans on twitter (mostly) to accuse the writers of making Armand act out of character?? It's entirely in character??

Even if you put aside the books (where he was absolutely a sadistic little shit and that's why we love him), throughout the season it was very clear that he was up to some nonsense. He was written amazingly and he became one of my absolute favorites in the whole show because of how all these different sides of him were revealed bit by bit. It wasn't out of character for him. Even Daniel being turned, which we haven't seen yet and only got Louis' biased opinion on, is still up in the air for us.

This is a series where literally all of them do awful things. All of them. And that's why they're amazing characters because they do these awful things and you can acknowledge that, you can see how awful they can be but you can still love them because that's the whole essence of the vampires to begin with. They love and hate each other in equal measure. They are always a part of each other, no matter how much they refuse it. Armand is honestly one of the best written characters in the show and, arguably, in the books because of this.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Charles, walking into MC and Vlad’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream. MC: What was it about? Vlad: No, don’t ask him that! MC: Why not? Vlad: Cause he’ll answer!

[pinacoladamatata]

something something down by the river

yeah i could draw something other than two characters gazing at each other with utter heartsick longing but I know what i'm about son

[arolesbianism]

Just realized I forgot to post these

[devourcr]

i do feel like a pumpkin head really fits him.