#and also funny af

[clowningaroundmars]

a recurring thing i love seeing in motorcity is

chuck and the burners but especially chuck: mike omfg pls. with the hero complex. cmon mike. mike. mike pls stop fighting our battles pleeeaaaase! jfc mike why are you so nonchalant with danger?!??! MIKE GOD pleeasee stop throwing yourself into the most perilous situations ev-- MIKE. MIKE are you smiling and having fun while dodging robot lasers??!? MIKE PLEASE TAKE THIS MORE SERIOUSLY

and then the villains are like: miiikey my boy..... STOP being so uptight! GODDD youre so damn annoyingly rigid you little boy scout! relaaaax. you just need to go with the floowww~~ trust me, if only you knew how to ~let loose~ for once in your life things would turn out sooo much better for you! 😎

[lazylittledragon]

my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Replies to Fans Online | Actually Me | GQ

[gobald]

That was....unexpected.

[serendippertyy]

🎪🐰🃏

attempting to get better at showcasing personalities and dynamics through funny doodles- I think this one is pretty clear 😅 let me know if y'all would like more of them I'm having sm fun drawing them in-between commissions it's like a treat uwu

[gunsatthaphan]

#keep your enemies closer but only if they're clowns.

[monoxidecahedron]

phoenix is so funny conceptually as a character because hes so silly and goofy (especially in court) but then hes also the bitchiest little middle schooler you have ever seen like. im not even through the second game but

all this coming from the same guy who is Like This in courts of law:

[jjadmanii]

not having katniss’s mental dialogue in the movies was a miss bc in that scene of gale and peeta talking about who she loves more, all she’s thinking is “well one thing is for sure atm i could do without both of ur losers asses gn”

[scruncheduppaper]

drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel

[holmsister]

Don't think this counts as a spoiler as it's one of those background details/extra material stuff that the anime usually doesn't cover so I'm gonna make a post about it for the anime people

Due to elven beauty standards being VERY skewed towards the feminine, Otta

Is as butch as elves can tolerate before they start getting scared.

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need to write? Ex-Talon Dick mentioning some stuff idly to his teammates or the league or whoever about how he can't feel certain things or getting up from definitely lethal injuries all fine. And then Jason 'joking' about the time he got beaten to death and blown up, or the time Batman "died" (was in the timestream) and the people connecting the dots.

The batclan are all different types of immortals.

They've connected the dots!

They haven't connected shit.

[laz-kay]

"Is everyone else's bed the size of our kitchen?" "What? No. These beds are small. Did you say yours is big?" "Uhh no! Goodnight!"

Bob's Burgers, The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas (S14: E10)

[spicyvampire]

Not yet, give it a few episodes

[charmac]

I made this while drinking Four Walls Whiskey

[dilfslayer1080p]

can u vacuum seal benrey in a bag

sealed forever for the safety of humanity and nothing else

also the gif seems to only work on moblie I don't know how to fix that shit

[xxremirandomxx]

MCR being debated about whether its truly emo or theatrical rock or whatever is such a ridiculous argument because regardless what it's "official" genre is its been cemented as part of emo culture but it's even funnier when people pull up the "Frank said he didn't even consider himself emo"

My brother in christ, if I had a nickel for everytime an artist who helped grow a subculture tried to deny their participation in that subculture I'd be so rich I could buy Hot Topic. The lead singer of Sisters of Mercy who has the stage name Andrew Eldritch tried to deny the fact he was goth. I think it's just a thing they do