#and actual prince Yata MIsaki

[thescrapbookingscientist]

Created a big tier list featuring every Red\Blue themed ship I could find :)

Only criteria was that they had to match the color scheme, if the characters were more orange/pink/purple/black I left them for another time. If I missed one of your favorites let me know and I can add them, I don't actually know all the pairings here personally, I just tried to include the major ones I've seen.

Ships featured (In order of appearance):

-Karma Akabane\Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom

-Amber\Eula Lawrence from Genshin Impact

-Tokaku Azuma\Haru Ichinose from Riddle Story of Devil

-Kazuma Asogi\Ryuunosuke Naruhodo from The Great Ace Attorney

-Jeremey Here\Michael Mell from Be More Chill

-Violet (Vi)\Caitlyn Kiramman from Arcane

-Carmen Sandiego\Julia Argent from Carmen Sandiego

-Trevor Belmont\Sypha Belnades from Castlevania

-Cinnabar\Phosphophyllite from Land of the Lustrous

-Daisuke Niwa\Satoshi Hiwatari from DNAngel

-Edelgard von Hresvelg\Byleth Eisner from Fire Emblem Three Houses

-Ember Lumen\Wade Ripple from Elemental

-Fireboy\Watergirl from Fireboy and Watergirl

-Rin Matsuoka\Haruka Nanase from Free!

-Yunan Longclaw\Lady Olivia from Amphibia

-Erza Scarlet\Jellal Fernandes from Fairy Tail

-Soma Yukihara\Megumi Tadokoro from Food Wars!

-Ruby\Sapphire from Steven Universe

-Yoko Littner\Kamina from Gurren Lagann

-Veronica Sawyer\Heather Chandler from Heathers

-Haruka Amami\Chihaya Kisaragi from The iDOLM@ster

-Ryan Akagi\Min-Gi Park from Infinity Train

-Inosuke Hashibira\Tanjiro Kamado from Demon Slayer

-Ameri Azazel\Iruma Suzuki from Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun

-Jedediah\Octavius from Night at the Musuem

-John Egbert\Dave Strider from Homestuck

-Mikotoh Suoh\Reisi Munakata from K Project

-KAITO\MEIKO from VOCALOID

-Kaeya Alberich\Diluc Ragnvindr from Genshin Impact

-Misaki Yata\Saruhiko Fushimi from K Project

-Lance McClain\Keith Kogane from Voltron

-Kuroko Tetsuya\Kagami Taiga from Kuroko no Basket

-Korra\Asami Sato from Avatar: The Legend of Korra

-Sayaka Miki\Kyoko Sakura from Madoka Magica

-Chisato Nishikigi\Takina Inoue from Lycoris Recoil

-Kaguya Shinomiya\Miyuki Shirogane from Kaguya-Sama: Love is War

-Shiki Wakana\Mei Yoneme from Love Live! Superstar!!

-Megamind\Roxanne Ritchi from Megamind

-Melissa Foddebrat\Nine Forton from Beware of the Villainess!

-Arthur Pendragon\Merlin from Merlin

-Miguel\Tulio from The Road to El Dorado

-Rise Kujikawa\Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4

-Phoenix Wright\Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney

-Aqua Hoshino\Kana Arima from Oshi no Ko

-Archie\Maxie from Pokemon

-Ittoki Otoya\Ichinose Tokiya from Uta no Prince Sama

-Akane Tendo\Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2

-Asuka Soryuu\Rei Ayanami from Evangelion

-Langa Hasegawa\Reki Kyan from Sk8 the Infinity

-Jesse\James from Pokemon

-Ryuko Matoi\Mako Mankanshoku from Kill la Kill

-Mugen\Jin from Samurai Champloo

-Yukimura Sanda\Date Masamune from Sengoku Basara

-Kate\Emilico from Shadows House

-Sherlock Holmes\William Moriarty from Moriarty the Patriot

-Garrus Vakarian\Commander Shepard from Mass Effect

-Sidon\Link from The Ledgend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild

-BLU Soldier\RED Demoman from Team Fortress

-Sonic\Shadow from Sonic the Hesgehog

-Sora\Riku from Kingdom Hearts

-Karen Aijo\Hikari Kagura from Revue Starlight

-Steve Rogers\Tony Stark from the Marvel Cinematic Universe

-Sharkboy\Lavagirl from Sharkboy and Lavagirl

-Felix Fraldarius\Sylvain Gautier from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

-Red\Blue from This is How You Lose the Time War

-Ryuuji Takasu\Taiga Aisaka from Toradora!

-Wei Wuxian\Lan Wangji from Mo Dao Zu Shi

-Yona\Son Hak from Yona of the Red Dawn

-Zagreus\Megaera from Hades

-Zuko\Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

This was fun, might do some more lists like this - I'm thinking White/Black, Pink/Blue, Orange/Black, or Green/Red for next time.

[ridiasfangirlings]

Thanks for answering my sarumi Beauty and the Beast ask and i'm sorry it wasn't MikoSaru. Although, it does make me wonder how that story would end up if it had been MikoSaru. They don't really get along much in canon so I can't imagine how they'd even be together in an au like that.

*gasp* I must show you the light of Mikosaru! So imagine similar situation to the last beauty and the beast ask, where plucky orphans Yata and Fushimi go into the woods to check out rumors of a beast. They get attacked by wolves and separated, Yata ends up stumbling back to town yelling for help. When local constable Munakata shows up and follows Yata to where they were attacked though there’s nothing except footprints, some of which look too large to belong to a wolf. Meanwhile beast!Mikoto has dragged Fushimi’s unconscious wounded body back to his castle, not really sure what else to do with the kid. Luckily his furniture-servants are able to help, with lighter Kusanagi instructing talking camera Totsuka and feather duster Anna on how to wrap injuries. When Fushimi wakes up and finds himself face to face with a beast he’s immediately on guard but Mikoto just tells him not to move so much and leaves the room.

As Fushimi gets better he’s allowed more run of the castle but he tries to actively avoid Mikoto, who makes him nervous. Even so imagine they keep running into each other and despite himself Fushimi keeps making caustic comments to Mikoto’s face. Like Mikoto figured Fushimi could help with the cooking now that he can move but turns out Fushimi also sucks at cooking (that’s a Misaki job), when Mikoto laughs at what Fushimi made Fushimi grumbles that he doesn’t need to hear that from some lazy monster who can’t even make his own meals. He expects Mikoto to get angry at him but Mikoto just shrugs and smirks in response and that irritates Fushimi even more, that he doesn’t know where he stands with this person. 

At some point he decides to just try and escape, say he’s mostly recovered but his legs are injured so he needs a cane or something and Mikoto’s actually been keeping him in the castle knowing he’d be in trouble if he tried to go home alone. As expected Fushimi gets attacked by wolves again and this time gets to really see Mikoto jump in and save him, he’s initially afraid but when Mikoto walks over to him still bleeding from wounds he received from the wolves Fushimi’s able to gather himself enough to click his tongue and call Mikoto an idiot. Mikoto chuckles and says ‘you too,’ and Fushimi clicks his tongue again and looks away as he wonders out loud which way they need to go to get back to the castle. It’s after this that things start to become more comfortable between them, imagine Mikoto gifting Fushimi anything he wants from the armory so he can protect himself if he decides to go wandering in the woods again and Fushimi gets some fancy knives for his trouble. He also starts getting better at cooking, ostensibly just so he can show Mikoto that at least one of us can learn, but it’s also weirdly satisfying to him when Mikoto eats the food and tells him he did good.

Meanwhile Yata’s been trying to get someone to help him go into the woods and find out what happened to Saruhiko. Munakata keeps being evasive when Yata asks so Yata ends up going to the only guy who will listen to him, shady priest Iwafune and his wheelchair bound son Hisui. The two of them decide to stir up the town to go against the castle, since that beast guy is actually the prince who commands this area and they believe everyone should have a chance to be a ruler. Yata becomes worried when everyone starts yelling about killing the beast because what if Saruhiko gets caught up in this but he’s too late to stop the mob. Fushimi sees them coming from the castle window and tells Mikoto, who just gives this rueful smile as he’s like ‘about time.’ Fushimi feels suddenly pissed off and claims that if Mikoto won’t save himself then Fushimi’s leaving. Mikoto tells him to just go, acting all nonchalant but really this is so Fushimi won’t get caught up in his fate. Despite his words though Fushimi isn’t about to go through with it, turning back just outside the castle and instead planning an elaborate defense of the castle with the help of Mikoto’s servants. Hisui, who can really walk, slips inside though and tries to kill Mikoto, Fushimi shows up at the last second to save him and they end up kissing, which causes Mikoto to turn back into a human (Fushimi claims he sees no difference).

[rubldus]

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Fushimi x Yata (2/4)

Name: Fushimi Koji (伏見甲司)

Physical appearance: He has purple hair that slicks upwards in all sorts of directions- messy yet stylish, and green eyes. He’s on the taller side and has a bit of natural muscle to him, but otherwise he’s lean. He dresses in a professional, well kept manner and wears glasses that he sometimes switches out for contacts.

Personality:  Quite serious most of the time, Koji is a genius- for lack of a better word- with a very high IQ. He’s intelligent in many ways, though he’s an especially skilled hacker, and is very dedicated to his work. He hacks into Scepter 4’s database very often, and no matter how secure they make it, he continues getting in somehow. He’s also incredibly manipulative- when people start fights with him, he manipulates others into doing his dirty work, and he pretends to be a perfect gentleman and princely type to his peers, but beneath the facade he hates all of their guts. He doesn't go out of his way to talk to others, make nice, or be friendly when he doesn't like people he deems ‘inferior’ (which is everyone), though others naturally flock to him. And when they do, he charms them so that he can use them later. He stockpiles information on pretty much every person he meets, then uses it to coolly threaten them. He definitely inherited many of his grandfather Niki’s worst traits, and Saruhiko beats himself up for it. Koji’s behavior can be pretty terrifying. He exhibits certain traits of psychopathy- such as superficial charm, high estimation of self, cunning and manipulativeness, lack of remorse or guilt, and callousness and lack of empathy. However the danger of that is he doesn’t have the traits like poor behavioral controls, lack of realistic long-term goals, impulsivity, irresponsibility, pathological lying, or parasitic lifestyle. He knows exactly how to control himself. Luckily he has no interest in clan joining. He’s the one child his parents probably wouldn’t be able to stop if he decided to do it. it won’t happen though because his perspective is if he can’t be king, what’s the point? he finds working under someone else a pathetic thing after all, and way beneath someone like him. he’ll only settle for being on top. Still, he gets into a lot of trouble- he and Ichiro both, but with his hacking, threatening and info-broking, he commits crimes that are bad enough that he could probably get 2 or 3 life sentences if he got caught. Luckily, Saruhiko and Munakata are able to swipe things under the rug.

You really can’t get a single thing past him…unless you’re Saruhiko, who can still  operate above his son. Speaking of, Koji definitely suspects that he’s been chipped with some sort of tracker, what with how easily they can always find him, but no matter how many different tests he’s run by looking at the bloodstream, internal organs, etc. and examinations he’s attempted, he still hasn’t been able to find anything. But make no mistake- he has access to scalpels and disinfectant, and he will perform his own removal if he finds it. Saruhiko makes updates as needed from his laptop- it's a super encrypted file stored away really deeply partly because he wants to make sure nobody but him can access it, but mostly to keep Koji from finding it.

Even through everything however, believe it or not he does love his family. He has a large soft spot for Hana and treats her with genuine affection, indulging her childish playing. He loves Ichiro and Akio too, but treats them very differently and doesn’t spoil Akio like he does Hana- though is protective of him nonetheless. As for Ichiro, he willingly does favors for him of the…not so legal and good variety, so there’s that. When he was little, he was REALLY attached to Misaki, and would cling to him constantly and cuddle and kiss him and look at him with bright eyes while telling him he loved him most. He used to do anything Misaki says- now he doesn’t really care about how much grief he’s causing him. Of course he doesn’t love seeing him cry, and he’ll try to pacify and placate him and Saruhiko, but by no means will that affect what he does. In other words, he still loves Misaki, but not THAT much. As for Saruhiko- well, he’s the one person Koji can say he actually has some semblance of respect for (other than his younger sister and ‘Uncle’ Akiyama). He looks up to him for his intelligence and capability, and how far he’s come on his own…but it’s for this reason that he finds it a pity he allows himself to ‘sink to servitude’ under the blue king. He sees it as rather pathetic, and a waste of so much potential, so it’s slightly disgusting to him.

First love: N/A- he considers almost everyone inferior, a lover would merely slow him down and get in the way of his goals.

Future: He’ll go through the motions of school and university, if only to continue making connections (gathering people he can use later). But after that, he’ll become a filthy rich, high powered politician. Prime Minister of Japan wouldn’t have been out of his reach if he’d wanted it, but he had no desire to work under Scepter 4. This way, he can create all the corruption, power, and control he wants for himself and still operate on his own terms, which pleases him immensely.

[archive-of-fics]

Prince - Saruhiko Fushimi

“I would like prince Fushimi,” you told Seri as you handed the pad back to her. She sighed and whispered to you, so then the other female customers around you wouldn’t hear.

“Are you sure?” Seri asked. “You know he’s a bit…” she struggled coming up with a word that would describe Fushimi perfectly. “Difficult?” You suggested. Seri nodded her head in agreement. You waved your hand in reassurance. “Don’t worry Seri-san,” you began to say. “I can handle the ice prince.” She chuckled. “Ice prince,” she mumbled and swiped her finger on the pad. “Prince Fushimi!” Seri yelled. “Come down this instant!” She rubbed her temple and whispered again. “If he doesn’t come, I’ll drag him out personally.” You nervously chuckled at her suggestion. “Tch,” you heard someone said. You turned around and tried to suppress a gasp. There standing next to you was Fushimi with his arms folded, a scowl on his face and wearing a blue yukata.

You swore you can feel yourself becoming woozy because you never saw him in a yukata before. You heard stories from Yata when you hanged at the Homra bar.

Yata retold stories about him and Fushimi being friends, and going to festivals in their yukatas. You almost dropped the picture of the young grinning Yata and the smiling (only a small smile) of Fushimi when you told Yata that can’t be true. “Hello to you too prince Fushimi,” you rocked your heels and clasped your hands behind your back. “Why do I have to do this?” He ignored you and asked Seri. “This is troublesome.” “Oh,” you feigned hurt expression on your face and you dramatically put your hands on your heart. “You’re killing me.” “You would be dead already (your name),” Fushimi mumbled as he glared daggers at you. Seri coughed and glared at Fushimi. “You have to address her as princess (your name), not (your name).” “No.” You pouted at his answer. Fushimi sighed he closed his eyes and shifted his specs. While he had his eyes closed, you turned your head to Seri and winked at her, and you mouthed, “I have a plan.” Seri, intrigued, rested her head on her hand and leaned forward. You sighed loudly so then Fushimi to look at you, well glare at you, and you shrugged your shoulders.

“I guess I should get changed and go back to the Homra bar.” You started heading to the hallway that lead to the washroom. “I’ll probably pick prince Yata.” You purposely said Yata’s name louder. You couldn’t help but to mentally giggle when you heard a growl emitting from Fushimi. Fushimi lunged to you and grabbed your wrist spinning you to face him. “You’re going to pick the virgin over me?” He began stomping to his booth dragging you with him.

“I’ll show you a better time than him! He wouldn’t even talk to you!” You felt goose bumps prickle all over your body when he said he would show you a better time. You had many scenarios running through your mind ending with a full-blown out steamy make-out session with Fushimi. “Remember address her as princess,” Seri shouted before Fushimi pushed you into his booth. You stumbled to the ground and luckily didn’t hurt yourself because you quickly shot your arms on the floor bracing the impact.

Sharp pains went through your arms when you landed on the floor. You whimpered pitifully and rubbed your wrists. You couldn’t believe the plan worked, even though your wrists were sore from the harsh landing. You glanced at Fushimi who was still grumbling, he closed the door and sat across from you with his arms crossed. You couldn’t help yourself to fall for Fushimi, even though whenever you tried to talk to him he either “tsked” at you, glared at you, insulted you and ignored you. But being the hard-headed person you are and wanting to be close to Fushimi you shrugged all the things Fushimi had done and pursued him even more. “Seriously,” Fushimi said. “You would go to Misaki?” You raised your eye brows in shock because this was a rare occurrence for Fushimi talking a lot. “Jealous much?” You thought. “Might as well make him more jealous.” “I would,” you lied to Fushimi. You saw his eye twitch and you pressed on. “He would treat me like a princess, kiss me sweetly, hold my hand and actually call me a princess.” Fushimi stood up and you let a yelp of surprise escape your mouth when he walked over to where you sat and loomed over you with a creepy, dark expression. You swore you saw that exact expression somewhere. “Oh shit,” you thought in horror. Fushimi’s grin resembled the Cheshire cat and Fushimi’s eyes dilated. He then began laughing and you knew it wasn’t a sincere-that’s-so funny-laugh, but the laugh he would emit during the times he fought with his enemies or Yata. “I forbid you to go to anyone, princess (your name),” he drawled your name in a husky tone. Shivers returned and it ran through your body when Fushimi went on knees and his face neared yours. You let out a shaky breath when his teeth grazed your ear. Fushimi whispered,

“You are my princess and if you go to anyone else I will kill them.” Your eyes widened when he finished his speech. “Was that a love confession?” You asked as you turned your head facing him. You saw his eyes widened and an uncharacteristic blush spread on his cheeks. You ended up laughing at his face. “Oh, God, it was! I thought you didn’t like me!” You moved your body away from him arms clutching to your stomach and tears threating to spill. “Oh! My stomach! Stop!” You laughed. You ended up lying on the floor still laughing at the blushing and scowling Fushimi. You were too busy laughing and celebrating in your head to notice Fushimi crawling over to you and trapping you with his arms. (Eye colour) met with dark, dilated blue eyes.

Slowly your laughter died down and now you were staring at Fushimi; you noticed his specs were slipping off so you brought your hand to his face and gently pushed it back to its original spot. Fushimi grabbed your hand and pecked the palm of your hand. You blushed at the romantic gesture and you blushed even more when Fushimi leaned down, now you were chest-to-chest.

You could feel the heat coming from his body and the outline of his physique. You blushed harder when you felt Fushimi’s member on your thigh. Fushimi smirked at your expression. “What’s wrong?” He asked. He leaned his face again on your earlobe and bit it harshly drawing blood and causing your hips to buck upwards. You heard Fushimi hiss and he grinded onto your pelvis. You moaned. “Remember you are mine,” Fushimi said when he came face-to-face; he kissed your parted lips and stuck his tongue not bothering to ask for permission. His tongue coaxed your tongue to wrestle with his.

While your tongues battled for dominance, Fushimi’s hands roamed your body feeling the curves of your body. Your hands clenched the material of his yukata because you were too overwhelmed of what was happening. Your eyes shot open when you felt Fushimi’s hands groped your breasts, which caused you to lose the fight.

Fushimi’s tongue explored his new-found territory causing you to squirm underneath him. You snaked your hands to his hair and grabbed a fistful of it and pulled it tearing his delicious mouth from yours so then you can breathe. You gulped when you finally took a good look at Fushimi. He looked at you with a predator gaze and he sensually licked his lips.

You shrieked in surprise when Fushimi unknotted your yukata’s obi causing the material to slip off your body and revealing your smooth (skin colour) skin and matching (favourite colour) underwear and bra. “Fushimi!” You screeched and tried to cover yourself with your hands, but Fushimi was faster and he quickly grabbed your hands. He placed your hands above your head and tied it together with your obi. “You’re supposed to address me as your prince, my princess (your name),” Fushimi growled. He lowered himself to your neck and harshly bitten down causing you to shriek and buck your hips upwards. “I’m going to make you scream my name.” He licked the wound on your neck. ~ “I don’t think Fushimi got the memo of the activity,” Andy pouted. Scepter 4 members had to cancel the host club because of the loud moans and groans from (your name) and Fushimi.

The members ended up staying at the Homra’s bar sitting at a table waiting for (your name) and Fushimi to be done with their activities. “We lost profit,” Seri mumbled and glared at Izumo who chuckled at her while he cleaned the glass with his handkerchief. “This is a temporary truce,” Hidaka said out loud for the Homra’s member to hear. Yata shrieked and fell of his chair. Everyone turned their attention to the red-faced Yata spluttering on the floor. “What’s wrong Yata-chan?” Izumo mocked. Yata pointed at his wristwatch. “That damn monkey sent me something…stupid!” Yata blushed harder. “What is it?” Totsuka kneeled down beside the young man. Yata gulped and turned the volume louder. “Ah, ah! Fushimi harder!” The voice of (your name) screamed. “Who’s better than Mi-sa-ki?” Fushimi groaned. “You are,” you whimpered. Mikoto’s hands quickly covered Anna’s ears, and everyone in the bar stayed silent and wore matching red colours on their faces. “Turn that shit off!” Izumo seethed.

[iamapoopmuffin]

Nicknames

So I tend to nickname anime characters. It might be because I can’t remember their name or I’m too lazy to say their name or a lot of the time just for the hell of it and this is my list of every nickname I have ever given to an anime character. Some of these are outdated and not used any more, some characters have multiple names and I still use all of them, some are ones I started using today, couldn’t stop using and though ‘well hell, now that has to go on the list because it’s stuck’. Some are combination nicknames (for multiple characters as a group) and some are nicknames used for multiple characters separately to each other. I am happy to explain the origins of any nicknames anyone is curious about. Enjoy the stupidity that awaits you below the cut!

Also @pilotpig​ here you go! A gift of dumb nicknames!

Ed Boy (Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist - You have to say it like Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy)

Bleach Mibuchi (Ayasegawa Yumechika, Bleach)

Archie Snape (Mibuchi Reo, Kuroko no Basket)

Satan (Karen Lilica, Fairy Tail)

Shimada-Bro (Shimada Kai, Corpse Party)

Tweedle Douchebag (Shimada Kai, Corpse Party)

Tweedle Nutcase (Kizami Yuuya, Corpse Party)

Glasses Guy (Fukuroi Masato, Corpse Party, Ryugazaki Rei, Free!)

The Dating Sim Nerds (Combination of Katayama Ryosuke and Ohkawa Tomohiro from Corpse Party)

Miniature Aomomo (Combination of Momomiya Ichigo and Aoyama Masaya from Tokyo Mew Mew)

Mura (Murasakibara Atsushi, Kuroko no Basket)

Numa (Kishinuma Yoshiki, Corpse Party)

Barry the Bae (Barry the Chopper, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Barry the Butterfly (Barry the Chopper, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Corndog (Cornello, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Princess (Barry the Chopper, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Scary Spice (Sawamura Daichi, Haikyuu)

Cinnamon (Motherglare, Fairy Tail)

Bubbles (Levia, Fairy Tail)

Phoenix McGhostrider (Atlas Flame, Fairy Tail)

Spiderweb (Scissor Runner, Fairy Tail)

Abominable Snowman (Unnamed dragon, Fairy Tail)

The Mask (Zirconis, Fairy Tail)

Strawberry Batman (Unnamed dragon, Fairy Tail)

Shig (A variety of roles voiced by Kakihara Tetsuya)

Shino (A variety of roles voiced by Kakihara Tetsuya)

Kiba (Acnologia, Fairy Tail)

Best Character (Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Haikyuu, Akimichi Choji, Naruto)

Monologuing Marshmallow (Sugawara Koshi, Haikyuu)

Anxiety Ball (Azumane Asahi, Yachi Hitoka and Yamaguchi Tadashi, Haikyuu)

Lizard Man (Nishinoya Yuu, Haikyuu)

Prehistoric Anxiety Ball (Azumane Asahi, Haikyuu)

Decoration (Shimizu Kiyoko, Haikyuu)

Yacchan (Yata Misaki, K Project, Yachi Hitoka, Haikyuu)

Flaming Red Chihuahua (Yata Misaki, K project)

Baby Wrath (Wrath (2003), Fullmetal Alchemist)

Kamamama (Kamamoto Rikio, K Project)

Yuuri (Kain Fuery, Fullmetal Alchemist)

Sashimi (Fushimi Saruhiko, K Project)

The Great Dork King (Munakata Reisi, K Project)

Creepy Twins (Combination of Minato Hayato and Minato Akito from K Project)

Rock Lee (Hayakawa Mitsuhiro, Kuroko no Basket)

Crazy Stabby-Stab Girl (Kirisaki Tohko, Corpse Party)

Crazy Stabby-Stab Guy (Kizami Yuuya, Corpse Party)

Slut King (Shimada Kai, Corpse Party)

Crazy Pants Kizami (Kizami Yuuya, Corpse Party)

Crazy Ass Kizami (Kizami Yuuya, Corpse Party)

Moto (Kamamoto Rikio, K Project, Yamamoto Mitsuki, Corpse Party, anyone else I might find with a surname ending in ‘moto’)

Nagi (Kusanagi Izumo, K Project)

The Gays™ (Any combination of Kuroko, Kagami, Takao, Hara, Mibuchi and Nebuya from Kuroko no Basket.)

Atsu (Nakajima Atsushi, Bungo Stray Dogs, Murasakibara Atsushi, Kuroko no Basket)

The Grinch (Fukui Kensuke, Kuroko no Basket)

Byakudan Bae (Any Byakudan Senior High student from Corpse Party)

Moon-Child (Tsukishima Kei, Haikyuu)

Charizard (Nishinoya Yuu, Haikyuu)

Adorableness (Yamaguchi Tadashi, Haikyuu)

Mako-chan (Hanamiya Makoto, Kuroko no Basket)

Kagz (Kageyama Tobio, Haikyuu, Kagami Taiga, Kuroko no Basket)

The Bae(s) (Any member of Kirisaki Daiichi, Kuroko no Basket)

Seri's Husband (Kusanagi Izumo, K Project)

Awashima's Husband (Kusanagi Izumo, K Project)

Satoshi (A variety of characters voiced by Shimono Hiro)

Butthole Face (Tobi, Naruto...this one was originally by my mother though. She said his mask looked like a butthole.)

Hinz (Hinata Shoyo, Haikyuu)

Imayoshi (Ichimaru Gin, Bleach)

Lieutenant Jiggletits (Awashima Seri, K Project)

Brock (Tsuchida Satoshi, Kuroko no Basket)

Dei-chan (Deidara, Naruto)

Saso-chan (Sasori, Naruto, some other characters voiced by Sakurai Takahiro or Aoyama Yutaka until I learn their actual names or come up with a new nickname)

Pretty Boy (Unnamed character, Bungo Stray Dogs)

Kazu-chan (Hara Kazuya, Takao Kazunari, Kuroko no Basket, Yanagihori Yoshikazu, Corpse Party, anyone else with 'Kazu' in their first name tbh)

Nahoebag (Saenoki Naho, Corpse Party)

Shikaboo (Nara Shikamaru, Naruto)

Temari Balls (Temari, Naruto)

Captain of the Utter Bastards (Hanamiya Makoto, Kuroko no Basket)

The Rainbow of Basketball (Another  name for the Generation of Miracles, Kuroko no Basket)

Trash King (Hanamiya Makoto, Kuroko no Basket)

Drama Nerd (Morishige Sakutaro, Corpse Party)

Bitchin’ Mermaid (Aquarius, Fairy Tail)

Mountain Dew (Dewa Masaomi, K Project)

Shark Boy (Matsuoka Rin, Free!)

Lava Girl (Matsuoka Gou, Free!, given by my friend in response to me referring to Rin as Shark Boy.)

Kuzu (Kakuzu, Naruto)

Smokey McSunglasses (Kusanagi Izumo, K Project)

The Naked Cat Lady (Neko, K Project)

Angsty McBitchface (Yamazaki Sousuke, Free!)

Yams (Yamazaki Sousuke, Free!)

Kakz (Kakuzu, Naruto)

Hidz (Hidan, Naruto)

Detective Hanamiya (Matsuda Touta, Death Note)

Sass Cake (Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto)

Plankton (Uchiha Shin, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations)

Tobito (Tobi, Naruto)

Weasel (Uchiha Itachi, Naruto)

Team Dewey (A combination of any members of Kirisaki Daiichi, Kuroko no Basket)

Fuse Dyke (Fuse Daiki, K Project, ‘Fuse’ pronounced like fuse box)

Walking BDSM (Musashi, Nanbaka)

Hand Face (Shigaraki Tomura, Boku no Hero Academia)

Potato Girl (Sasha Blouse, Attack on Titan)

Orochimama (Kubota Shigemi, Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto, nickname created by suitcasesoffeathers)

Kakihara (A variety of roles played by Kakihara Tetsuya)

The Camp-Ass Bitch Brigade (A combination of Honey, Trois and Mitsuba Kiji, Nanbaka)

Mama Kiji (Mitsuba Kiji, Nanbaka)

Lurch (Youriki Daisen, Nanbaka)

Peppa Pig (Hachiman, Nanbaka)

Slagon Drayer (Any dragon slayer, Fairy Tail)

Saberbabies (Sabertooth as a whole, Fairy Tail. On rare occasions, may refer to single member as one Saberbaby)

The Kisaragi 3 (The combination of Kishinuma Yoshiki, Mochida Satoshi and Morishige Sakutaro, Corpse Party)

Prince of Dorks (Loke, Fairy Tail)

Loke 4 Ears (Loke, Fairy Tail)

Ass Boy (Loke, Fairy Tail)

Peter Pan (Karatachi Yagura, Naruto)

Lemon Bomb Guy (Kajii Motojiro, Bungo Stray Dogs)

(Team) Rescue Imps (Carla and Pantherlily, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Strip Club (Loke and Gray Fullbuster, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Always A Duo Anyway (Natsu Dragneel and Happy, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Hilarious Height Difference (Gajeel Redfox and Levy McGarden, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Get Your Drunk Ass Out Of My House (Lucy Heartfilia and Cana Alberona, Fairy Tail)

Drunk Ass (Lucy Heartfilia and Cana Alberona, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Should’a Seen It Coming (Freed Justine and Bickslow, Fairy Tail)

The Thunder Dork Tribe (The Raijinshuu as a whole, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Mystogan Fans (Doranbolt and Wendy Marvell, Fairy Tail)

(Team) People Ship It (Evergreen and Elfman Strauss, Fairy Tail)

(Team) Edolas Abridged (Lisanna Strauss and Juvia Lockser, Fairy Tail)

Brendon Urie (Urie Kuki, Tokyo Ghoul)

The Nice Guy™ (Yamazaki Hiroshi, Kuroko no Basket)

Wakamatsu (Muscular, Boku no Hero Academia)

Dead Fish Eyes (Furuhashi Kojiro, Kuroko no Basket)

Gucci Boy Taguchi (Taguchi Shougo, Corpse Party)

Taguchi-Ass Lookin’ Motherfucker (Yumasaki Walker, Durarara!!)

Kusanagi-Ass Lookin’ Motherfucker (Heiwajima Shizuo, Durarara!!)

Aubergine (Kiryuu Isana, Free!)

Katz (Katayama Ryosuke, Corpse Party)

Best Boy Fukuroi (Fukuroi Masato, Corpse Party)

Haruki Murakami (Unnamed character, Bungo Stray Dogs)

Captain Inappropriate (Unnamed character, K Project)

Yuri Plisetsky-Ass Lookin’ Motherfucker (Albert Wahlander, Free!)

The Alien (Albert Wahlander, Free!)

Baseball Haru (Furuya Satoru, Diamond no Ace)

Taima (Unnamed character, Free!)

Cannabis (Unnamed character, Free!)

Camel-Dude (Isurugi Shizuru, Free!)

Creepy Dude (Kinjou Kaede, Free!)

Scarecrow (Kinjou Kaede, Free!)

Bovril (Lovro Brovski, Assassination Classroom)

Scrub (Tatebayashi Motonari, Yowamushi Pedal)

Garfield (Bluenote Stinger, Fairy Tail)

Evil Grinning Motherfucker (Future Rogue, Fairy Tail)

Snakey Motherfucker (Ichimaru Gin, Bleach)

Toneri Byakuganfetish (Otsutsuki Toneri, Naruto)

The Dragonpuff Fairies (Natsu Dragneel, Gajeel Redfox and Wendy Marvell, Fairy Tail)

Hacchan (Hachiman, Nanbaka)

Cumgirl (Juliet Sun, Fairy Tail)

Bondagegirl (Heine Lunasea)

Dragon Kiba (Acnologia, Fairy Tail)

Dragon Fang (Acnologia, Fairy Tail)

My Lesbian Crush (Dimaria, Fairy Tail)

Pigtails (Lindel, The Ancient Magus’ Bride)

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congrats on 700 followers!! you deserve every single one! if you feel like it, maybe sarumi + 15?

Thank you so much for the request! Sorry it’s late, but I felt it was only appropriate to wait for sarumi fest to kick off ^^ I made this a royalty AU bc I was feeling it lol, enjoy! 

Rating: T

Warnings: None 

AO3

For a prince who constantly insisted on beingallowed out of the palace without supervision, Misaki was being strangelyparanoid. Saruhiko could feel the redhead’s palm sweat against his, yet hedidn’t let go, wouldn’t dream of ever letting go if he could help it.

Ah,those thoughts again.

Howdisgusting he’d become, he thought. Yet he kept doing things like this,thinking like this. A servant had no place feeling this way, certainly not oneof his standing.

His standing, ah yes. That broughthim back to the annoying predicament they were in.

“SeriouslySaru, we shouldn’t be over here! There’s guards and–” Misaki keptprattling on about the most useless things, and Saruhiko liked to believe heonly let him because he, as a servant, had no real right to tell the prince toshut up.

Inactuality, he probably liked hearing Misaki’s voice more than he let on. Again, disgusting.

Buthe’d felt this way for years, no matter how much he hated it. Really, there washardly any danger. At the moment, the prince had no marriage prospects, andSaruhiko was the last person suspected of being his lover.

Well,by people outside of the castle staffat least. A memory was conjured up involuntarily of Hidaka sending him a thumbsup after he’d been formally dismissed from duty. Annoying.

As aroyal guard, Saruhiko’s protectiveness and attentiveness were clearly seen asdevotion, not–

“Whycouldn’t we stay in my room?” Misaki’s voice broke Saruhiko out of histhoughts, and he looked back at the disgruntled redhead who had stopped physicallyresisting. About time. “I don’t want you to get in trouble Saru, it’s finewhen I sneak out alone but–”

“You’rethe one who begged me to find a proper place to watch the fireworks,”Saruhiko interrupted, clicking his tongue harshly before continuing to tugMisaki through the desolate corridors. They walked until they reached a lesserknown staircase, one hardly used. It would take them to one of the old guardtowers…perfect.

Again,he’d gone through all this trouble for the prince, not even because it was anorder. It was hardly Saruhiko’s job to organize and plan things for theprince’s leisure time. It was his job to protect him from bandits, assassins,even animals when on the hunt.

No,this he’d done simply because Misaki had asked him to…

“Saruhiko!I want to watch the fireworks from the town’s festival together! Find us theperfect spot yeah?”

Saruhikocouldn’t help but smile, and thankfully the shadows of the hallways masked itcompletely as they climbed the stairs. Upon reaching the door to the tower,Saruhiko turned to face Misaki, gesturing to the end of their journey.

Three,two, one…

“Noway, someone is going to catch us!”

Itwould’ve been an understandable statement, the castle was constantly beingmonitored by guards in shifts, but Saruhiko had prepared his counterargument inadvance. “Yata-sa–”

“Huh?”Misaki’s head perked up at that, his head tilting in a way which Saruhikocouldn’t help but find endearing. Misaki had the skill of looking attractive nomatter the expression, even such a confused one. “We’re aloneSaruhiko.”

Saruhikostilled as he reached to open the door, turning to face Misaki fully and takein the features he loved so much.

Yeah,we are.

“Mm,I know…Misaki.” The name felt more reverent than any royal addressSaruhiko had ever uttered, and he shivered slightly, though it was summertime.

Misakiblushed, clearing his throat as he fixed his face back into a scowl. “Andif we’re alone, we won’t be for long. They’re going to come looking–”

“Nothey won’t,” Saruhiko interrupted, back on track as quickly as ever. Thefireworks would be starting in a few minutes…“I signed up to guard youtonight, no one exactly protested. Most of the staff is at the festivalthemselves, and this guard tower hasn’t been used in ages. Plus…”

Saruhikodrew back his coat, revealing his sword and a few daggers. “I’ll protectyou if anything happens." Notlike you really need it though.

Misakihad been trained in combat since birth, his skills mostly unrivaled. Thepresence of a guard was more for status and intimidation than anything else, orto make sure the prince could avoid as much fighting as possible.

Keepingthe prince far away from danger was the main priority, but it didn’t mean theprince was helpless should it be unavoidable.

Misakiknew it too, but he nodded regardless, putting his trust in Saruhikocompletely. They’d promised to protect each other years ago, nothing hadchanged.

Itwas comical almost. If they ever truly encountered danger, Saruhiko doubtedMisaki would ever desert Saruhiko, prince or not.

Abovethem, there was a loud crack, and Saruhiko shook his head fondly. They werelate, but he guessed it was fine. Not waiting for anymore protests, Saruhikopulled out a set of keys he had borrowed from the gatekeeper, and unlocked thedoor to the tower with clammy palms.

Misakinever failed to make him nervous he supposed, after all this time.

Heturned back to his partner as the door opened, catching flashes of blue and reddancing together in the sky as the redhead grinned at him.

Itwas much better than the fireworks, if Saruhiko had any say in the matter.Misaki’s eyes watched the blinding lights and colors in awe before turning toSaruhiko, and the guard swore it was everything he’d ever wanted.

Misakigrabbed Saruhiko’s hand, lacing their fingers together tightly, and Saruhikoknew then that neither of them intended to let go anytime soon.

Itwas fine, more than that actually. The prince was happy and safe this way, andSaruhiko would do whatever it took to keep him that way.

Suchwas a royal guard’s duty. 

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YOYO THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @sunlightschadow Sunny my favorite child you’re golden.

Rules: Tag 20 people you’d like to know better!

Nickname: Mac, Mik, or Miki. Also Mackles but this name is Reserved™ 👌

Zodiac Sign: Taurus ♉

Height: 5 feet rip

Last Thing you Googled: April the Giraffe *insert giraffe emoji*

Favorite Music Artist: ED SHEERAN YO

Song stuck in my head: I actually don’t have one stuck in my head right now but the most recent one was probably Happier by Ed Sheeran (shocker shocker)

Last Movie you Watched: Ghost in the Shell (rip)

What are you wearing right now?: I’M A MAN IN A PINK SUIT, AN OXFORD MAN- no I’m kidding I’m wearing my easter outfit. Pink pants and a white lacy tank top tHING 🐰

Why did you choose your URL?: Because Macklemore. And I am Mackles thanks @riarkle-westallen for that. It asked to happen.

Do you have any other blogs?: No actually

What did your last relationship teach you?: That I was right about being asexual. Also that guy was a psycho rip.

Religious or Spiritual: idk

Favorite Color: Green

Average hours of sleep: probably 5-8

Lucky numbers: 4, 7, and 12

Favorite Characters: Nico di Angelo, Pidge my child, Prince Zuko, Yata Misaki, OUR QUEEN ELEVEN (of Stranger Things), my precious Saeyoung (707), and probably a lot more.

How many blankets do you sleep with: *nervous laughter* 5 or 6, give or take a few.

I tag @riarkle-westallen @fluorescent-mountain1 @chbcabin7 @askskypetalblossom @bugheadblr @deathkidd0 @that-multitalented-bean @solangeloismymoonlight @fakewitchcraft @punchbag-mcshizzle @attemptt-at-life aaannddd that’s 11 close enough. If I missed you you can do it as well! (If I tagged you you don’t have to do it 👌)

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Sooo I was just "lol" at the "Sarumi accidentally married" ask and it occurred to me... Do you know Kyou Kara Maou? What about Misaki as the protagonist who goes to another, magical, world, and then meets this complete jerk of a prince with amazing powers (you know, you already have "hiko" in you name Saru lol). First Misaki tries to befriend him because wow you're awesome and all that, but of course Saru just can't help but to be a snarking idiot mocking him all the time and at one point Misaki is angry enough to impulsively slap him on the face. It wasn't a really strong slap or anything, but now everyone around is staring at them with the most absolute surprise, and Saru looks so utterly shocked that Misaki actually feels a little guilt while being like come on it wasn't THAT big of a deal right

Turns out is WAS that big of a deal because Yata Misaki, the foretold traveler from another world destined to save this kingdom, has just officially offered marriage to prince Fuhimi Saruhiko.

…I am honestly a little upset that this one didn’t cross my mind instantly XD Imagine normal human teenager Yata Misaki is skateboarding one day when he sees these bullies cornering one of his upperclassmen, Munakata Reisi. Yata doesn’t care for that guy but he hates bullies too so he steps in to stop them, Munakata promptly takes his leave and Yata ends up being grabbed by the bullies instead. They decide to punish him by sticking his head in the toilet and the next thing Yata knows he’s been flushed into another world where he’s immediately attacked. He’s saved by Mikoto, who serves the palace and was taking a nap in the bushes when Yata arrived, Yata’s immediately amazed by all Mikoto’s cool powers. Yata gets informed that he’s actually a demon himself and is in fact the prophesied Demon King come to save their country from ruin and strife. 

Obviously Yata’s mind is pretty blown by all this info (and also kinda upset that he doesn’t seem to have any cool powers yet). All the demons he meet seem pretty cool though so Yata’s not too upset about it…until he’s taken to the palace, where he’s told all about how the previous Demon King basically looted the kingdom before running off and he gets to meet that King’s only son, Fushimi Saruhiko. Fushimi’s immediate reaction is that isn’t Yata awfully short for a Demon King, Yata’s like who is this asshole that thinks he can talk back to the King huh. When he finds out Fushimi’s a prince Yata can’t believe it, like aren’t princes supposed to be cool and handsome not asshole nerds like this guy. Fushimi was instrumental in getting the kingdom back into shape after Niki’s disastrous rule so he’s still an important person in the palace though and Yata’s told to try and be on good terms with him, there’s info about their territories and such that only Fushimi knows how to deal with.

Yata can’t believe he has to get along with this jerk but he’s like fine I’ll try. At dinner a few nights later Fushimi is seated at Yata’s right hand and imagine them bickering the whole time, Yata calling Fushimi a little kid for picking his vegetables out of his food and Fushimi mocking Yata as a useless stupid human. Fushimi ends up making some terrible remark about Yata’s mom and Yata can’t take it anymore, someone needs to teach this guy a lesson, and he reaches out and proceeds to slap Fushimi in the face. There is a very long silence, Yata’s advisor Kusanagi just facepalms while his other advisor Totsuka starts clapping, happily congratulating Yata on finding a fiancée so quickly.Yata’s like wait what, Kusanagi quickly hustles the mortified Fushimi away as Totsuka gets to explain that slapping someone in the face is how you propose marriage in their country and Yata has now officially engaged himself to Fushimi.

Yata’s like what the fuck kind of country is this I take it back as Kusanagi walks in with a sigh and tells Yata he can’t take it back, that would be an affront to Fushimi’s honor. Yata decides well I’ll just talk to him and get him to refuse, when he goes to Fushimi’s room it’s clear that Fushimi is both annoyed but also confused because he doesn’t want to marry anyone, he doesn’t need Yata’s pity trying to marry him just because his dad was so awful. Yata had no idea about any of this and it feels awkward to try and take back the proposal now so he just quickly says that well, he thought Fushimi was kinda cool too and Fushimi clicks his tongue all I don’t need a compliment from you, why would I want to marry such a loudmouth shrimp. Yata’s like oh yeah asshole well you’re my fiancée now so just deal with it, Fushimi taunts him again and before he knows it Yata has basically been accidentally baited into reaffirming his engagement with the guy he didn’t even think he liked.

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Because of that one post about a TGCF AU, Sarumi TGCF AU wtih Xie Lian!Yata and Hua Cheng!Fushimi?

As I said in the notes of that ask, I totally see Fushimi being like the more tsundere Hua Cheng, muttering about stupid idiot god Misaki and who would worship such a moron as he carves his 50th Misaki statue and sends up another couple hundred thousand lanterns. Imagine Yata as the beloved crown prince of the kingdom of Homra, he’s extremely popular among the people for his passionate desire to be a hero to everyone and to save even the common people. One day during a great parade a kid about Yata’s age is pushed off a high balcony and falls, Yata leaps off his parade float and jumps to save the kid even though the parade should never be stopped. The kid’s a little taller than Yata but way thinner and Yata easily catches him, wondering if the kid’s okay and worrying about him while the kid tries to push him away, claiming that if Yata wants gratitude he should look elsewhere.

Yata has the kid taken to the palace and the only name the kid will give him is ‘Monkey.’ Maybe Monkey has a slight fever too so Yata has him taken to bed and starts taking care of him, bringing him porridge and drinks and just checking up on him and the kid is so confused, no one’s ever acted this way towards him. Yata’s advisors tell him to let them take the kid away somewhere else, because they can see he was born under a bad star and will only bring misfortune to Yata. The kid overhears and looks ready for Yata to leave him but instead Yata fights back, if he just wants to save someone for the sake of getting their gratitude and not because he actually wants to help then what’s even the point of being a hero. Eventually the kid slips out of the palace all on his own and Yata’s upset because he wanted to talk more, and it’s not long after this that Yata ascends for the first time. As a god he’s no longer able to interact with people as much as he wants but one day he’s at his own temple and a scrawny kid in glasses is praying to his statue, wondering if there’s even a reason to live. Yata leaves him an umbrella and, not knowing what else to say, tells him ‘if you need a reason to live then live for me.’

After this various terrible things happen to Yata, he descends and then ascends again as a god multiple times and undergoes a lot of hardships (and somehow there’s always a person or a spirit near him, and Yata doesn’t get why). One day after his latest ascension he’s sent on a mission that involves him having to disguise himself as a bride which Yata is so not happy about, complaining that he’s gonna kick the ass of the ghost that made him have to do this. However when the bridal carriage stops he just hears the softest tongue click and then someone leads him out, walking with him through the forest and covering him with an umbrella. When Yata is finally able to look at that person though they’ve disappeared, and behind him there’s just a forest with blood dripping from the trees.

Yata ends up deciding to stay in the mortal realm for a while and that’s when he meets a guy named ‘Saruhiko,’ who decides to stick with Yata since he has nowhere else to go. At first Yata doesn’t get this guy at all but then Saruhiko helps him on his next mission and Yata realizes that Saruhiko is really amazing and he thinks it sure is lucky that Saruhiko just coincidentally ended up at his side (meanwhile one of Yata’s few god friends, Kamamoto, keeps trying to suggest that maybe Saruhiko isn’t what he appears to be and Yata just slaps his back like don’t be stupid, Saruhiko’s just Saruhiko). It isn’t until he has to infiltrate Ghost City that Yata realizes Saruhiko is really the Calamity Fushimi, the strong Ghost King who all of heaven is wary about. Yata’s initially hesitant, wondering why Saruhiko didn’t just tell him and Fushimi laughs, saying Yata really hasn’t changed at all and Yata wonders what he means by that. Fushimi claims it’s nothing and that he just thinks Yata’s stupidity is amusing, that’s all — but he’s always showing up right when Yata needs him, and has no interest in anything that doesn’t involve having Yata by his side. 

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Sarumi gets transported to fairytale land and fuck things up.

But imagine theykeep getting transported from fairytale to fairytale and alwaystaking the place of the protagonists of any given tale, meaning thatYata gets to be a variety of princes and Fushimi of course isconstantly ending up as the world’s grumpiest princess. Like say theyget hit by the Transports You Into Fairytales Strain and suddenlyFushimi opens his eyes and he’s living in a cabin in the woodssurrounded by some short bearded men who want him to do theircleaning and laundry, Fushimi’s all like yeah no and tries to leave.Except he abruptly finds himself in the forest where an old womanoffers him an apple, which Fushimi refuses because do you know whatkind of germs are probably in that thing. That’s when Yata shows upon a white horse, except he doesn’t know how to ride a horse so hegets thrown off almost immediately and Princess Fushimi gets to catchhim. Meanwhile the old woman is getting tired of being ignored withher apple and tries to attack Fushimi so that she can finally be thefairest of them all, Yata and Fushimi both punch her simultaneouslybecause they were busy arguing about whose fault it is that they’rehere in the first place.

The two of them tryto find a way out of fairytale land but they keep falling into otherfairytales, like they leave the woods and suddenly Fushimi getssucked into the ocean by a wave and now he’s temporarily a merman andhas to eat disgusting fish and swim in an ocean that’s probably fullof fish poop. Yata meanwhile runs into a random witch and brieflygets turned into a frog, suddenly stuck hopping along the beachwaiting for now conveniently non-merman (and also naked) Fushimi towash up on land. Fushimi doesn’t seem to be able to talk, which Yatawould enjoy more if he wasn’t currently a frog. He manages to spellout an SOS in the sand so that Fushimi can figure out who he is,however Fushimi is not down with kissing any frogs even if it isMisaki. He doesn’t have much choice though since that’s the only wayfor him to remain human too and he’s had enough of the ocean so hesighs and kisses the frog, turning Yata back into a normal human.They wander around looking for a place to sleep and end up at an innwhere for some reason Fushimi’s bed has like a million mattresses andhe keeps complaining that it’s uncomfortable and then they end uphaving a pillow fight. In the aftermath Fushimi almost pricks hisfinger on a spinning wheel but uses his knives to cut it apart beforehe can cut himself, a very irritated wicked fairy shows up to givehim a piece of her mind and Fushimi and Yata get to end their day byfighting a dragon which as far as Yata’s concerned is the coolestthing he’s done since they got here.

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Sort of a Cinderella tale, but without the magic. Fushimi is the crown prince of the land and he grows up in pretty strict conditions, but at least he grew up with his personal servant, Yata, by his side. Yata isn't like the other servants, though-- brash and graceless and all too genuine to know better than to run his mouth at Fushimi about how rude he is the moment they meet. Fushimi is smitten with him immediately, and falls even deeper as they grow up and learn to get along. It's pretty much known in the palace that Yata is the only one who can get Fushimi to do anything.

Fast forward a few years, a ball is held to find Fushimi a bride to make into his queen. He has, predictably, absolutely no interest in it. He already knows his heart can only belong to Misaki, but he unfortunately is obligated to attend and find a suitable bride. Besides, Misaki has to help around the palace to prepare for the ball, and he won't be able to attend.

...until Anna and the rest of the staff (Homra) and guards (S4) assure him that no! They'll take it from here! Yata is dragged by Anna to be fit into some plain but overall very attractive clothes. He attends the ball all hyped up and excited because he's never been allowed to before. Thankfully, he's got a mask since its a masquerade. He roams around the ballroom, excited to maybe be able to hang out with Fushimi only to find him meeting other girls.

This is the moment where it clicks for Yata: ah, I'm in love with him, but he's the prince, and there's nothing I can do.

Looks like it’s time to kidnap yourself a prince, Yata :D So imagine Fushimi is the sad lonely prince of some prosperous country, maybe Kisa is like the cold calculating ruler who’s mostly focused on making her country bigger and richer than before and Niki is just her arm candy who mostly lazes around doing whatever he wants and isn’t allowed to weigh in on royal policy. Kisa is very keen on her son being her successor and continuing the successful royal line, however she has no interest in him whatsoever beyond his position as a tool to help secure her rule. Niki mostly considers the kid a play toy and the rest of the servants don’t want to get involved so the only one Fushimi has that he can confide in is his personal servant Yata. Yata’s the kid of like one of the palace servants who was chosen to be Fushimi’s aide solely due to being close in age, he’s expected to serve Fushimi’s every whim but also remain mindful of his position and not get close to his master.

Of course this doesn’t happen at all, because Yata isn’t the kind of guy who can stand quietly at the prince’s side being a perfect silent shadow. Fushimi initially assumes Yata’s just like the other servants and treats him coldly, only to be surprised when Yata talks back to him and calls him a jerk. That makes him interesting to Fushimi but what neither one realizes is how much they’re starting to actually care about each other even when it seems like they dislike each other. One day Fushimi falls ill and Yata remains by his side the whole time taking care of him, worrying about this guy who seems to have no one who’s ever shown him real affection, not even his own parents, and Yata becomes determined to be the one who protects Fushimi and cares for him. After this Yata starts slowly breaking through Fushimi’s walls and Fushimi begins to trust him, seeing Yata as his only friend and the only person who really wants to be by his side because he’s Fushimi rather than just because he’s a prince. 

Eventually Niki dies and some more decent servants get hired, who feel safer getting attached to the prince because the asshole King isn’t around to torment people who dare to show his son affection. Yata befriends some of the new staff and the guards, he’s even cautiously okay with the Queen’s new annoying young adviser Munakata who keeps giving Saruhiko appraising looks. Of course it’s clear to all the servants that Yata and Fushimi are crushing hard on each other and also totally clueless about it. The only one who doesn’t seem to know is Kisa, who is already making plans to find Fushimi a suitable match. She decides to hold this fancy masquerade ball for all the eligible (wealthy noble) women in the kingdom and tells Fushimi she expects him to choose a queen. Fushimi naturally isn’t pleased about this but thinks he has no choice, Yata tries to be all supportive and says he’s sure all the girls will be attracted to Fushimi, he doesn’t get why Fushimi looks extra annoyed at that.

The day of the ball Yata’s all anxious and busy helping out, even though he’s Fushimi’s personal servant he’s not allowed to attend. Anna, who works with Totsuka in the kitchens and is a good friend of Yata’s, asks if Yata wants to attend the ball, Yata feels like she’s trying to hint at something but he just shrugs like yeah I guess it would be cool. Anna and Totsuka exchange a nod and then Anna takes Yata by the hand and tells him not to worry. Yata’s so confused as he’s dragged to adviser Munakata’s quarters, where Munakata has the staff and guards doll Yata up in these fancy ball clothes along with a masquerade mask. Yata thinks that they must be worried for Fushimi’s safety and that’s why they’re all so focused on getting him into the ball and he gets a little concerned, like what if someone’s planning to assassinate Saruhiko.

Yata enters the ball and say some of the women are dressed in more ‘manly’ fashion, and with the mask on plus Yata being short no one really even notices that he’s a guy. Yata starts looking around for Fushimi in order to protect him and immediately spots him surrounded by all these fancy rich women. Yata starts to say Fushimi’s name but suddenly can’t seem to get the words out, this unexpected pain in his chest as Fushimi looks at a girl and gives this small smile (Kisa sitting next to him finally stops subtly stepping on his foot, approving of her son’s fake smile and wooden attempt at looking interested in girls). Yata steps back into the shadows and puts a hand to his chest, realizing it for the first time: he’s in love with Saruhiko, and Saruhiko is the prince.

Yata intends to leave the ball but then dancing starts and he finds himself dragged along with the crowd, standing morosely on the sidelines as Fushimi dances with all the women one by one. Yata’s so wrapped up in his thoughts that he’s caught off guard when Fushimi walks up to him and holds out a hand. Yata’s dragged into a dance and he’s trying to keep calm, not wanting Fushimi to know who he is even though Fushimi’s smiling at him so gently. Yata thinks that if only he was a noble he could have had Saruhiko really look at him that way, if he wasn’t a servant maybe he could actually stay by Saruhiko’s side as something more than a bodyguard. They end up dancing all night, Fushimi totally focused on this short redhead that no one really recognizes. At midnight Yata has to go though because he’s needed in some other part of the castle and if he doesn’t show up his cover will be blown, he runs off leaving one of his shoes behind.

The next day Yata’s depressed, he had a great time at the ball dancing with Fushimi but that’s dimmed by the knowledge that Fushimi didn’t know it was him and probably thought he was some noblewoman. Yata wonders if he should just resign his position, like can he really watch Saruhiko being happy with someone else. He’s summoned to the throne room to accompany Fushimi, Kisa expects her son to pick a bride. She notes that no one has been able to get the name of the girl who left her shoe behind, Fushimi is adamant that he only wants that girl. Kisa’s irritated with him but also aware that her son is stubborn and normally shows no interest in girls, it’s easier to agree to find the one girl he’ll accept than have to fight over someone that he refuses. Maybe Munakata butts in to be sneaky and notes they have the shoe, if the Queen will agree that Fushimi can marry whoever fits it that will solve things will it not. Fushimi gets Kisa to like agree to some binding contract, like he won’t fight her on the marriage itself as long as it’s to the person who fits this shoe. Yata’s listening to this whole thing like oh shit but there is no girl I really screwed this up…which is when Fushimi turns to Yata with a smirk, telling Yata to put on the shoe. 

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Fushimi is a teen idol whose not entirely enthusiastic at his job. He still goes to school cause his boss Munakata still wants him to get proper education. This is where he meets Yata who he didn't get along with at first until he sees Fushimi is actually smart and talented. Yata decides to watch one of Fushimi's live concerts and becomes Fushimi's fan and Yata's encouragement and them becoming closer made Fushimi enjoy his job cause Yata is watching so he wants to impress him.

Imagine Fushimi's like this super popular up and coming teen idol and he probably has like this whole teenage girl (and guy) fan club at school like you see in some anime, who call him 'Fushimi-sama' and are always squealing over how cool and princely he is. This confuses basically everyone else in school because Fushimi is in fact very much not cool or princely at all, he's an asocial nerd who spends all his time alone and if anyone tries to get close to him he just clicks his tongue and blows them off. Due to this half the school thinks Fushimi is amazing and the other half thinks he's a stuck up jerk. Fushimi himself isn't super enthusiastic about being an idol but he is a hard worker and if his job requires him to sing and look charismatic on TV and occasionally even smile he'll do it, he just won't be happy about it. He didn't want to go to a normal school either, figuring he could just get a tutor, but his manager Munakata notes that education-wise Fushimi knows all he needs to and it's more important for him to get the experience of school in order to broaden his horizons.

Yata meanwhile transfers into the school after his mom remarries and he's heard that famous idol Fushimi Saruhiko goes to this school too. Yata's not much into idols and thinks Fushimi's probably some annoying guy who always sparkles and acts like he's a big shot. As Yata's running to class late on his first day he accidentally runs into this gloomy kid who seems to be skipping class, when Yata tries to ask him for directions to the classroom the guy just clicks his tongue and says Yata's in the wrong school, the middle school is down the road. Yata's like hey I don't need a guy skipping class talking to me like that and the guy just gives this smirk as he says he isn't the hall monitor and isn't Yata skipping class too. Yata grumbles that he's just running a little late and the guy's like the bell just rang, you're more than late. He picks up the school ID that Yata dropped and adds a 'Misaki,' Yata gets pissed at the guy for using his first name and he grabs his ID and runs off to class. He's shocked to find out later that the gloomy asshole he met in the hallway was in fact Fushimi Saruhiko himself, who is totally the opposite of Yata's idea of an idol.

As it happens Fushimi is actually in Yata's class he just skips all the time and none of the teachers are willing to call him on it. Munakata does find out though and stresses that if Fushimi skips class too much it will affect his image as an idol so Fushimi reluctantly actually shows up in class a little more often. His seat turns out to be right behind Yata's and so he spends all of class bugging Misaki instead because it's oddly fun watching Yata get angry, Yata decides that he definitely hates this guy. But then maybe they get assigned some project together and even though Fushimi doesn't want to Yata won't let him get out of this so easily, Fushimi may not need to get good grades but Yata can't afford to fail. All the girls are super jealous that Yata gets to work with 'Fushimi-sama' and Yata's like 'lucky, yeah right, maybe we should switch partners so you can be with one of your fans.' Fushimi clicks his tongue and quietly says they don't even know him, they just like the 'him' that's on stage and he doesn't want to have to 'perform' while he's in school too. That surprises Yata and he starts to realize that maybe Fushimi's actually kind of a lonely guy and that the whole asshole exterior is just a front to keep himself distanced from people.

Yata also realizes in working with Fushimi that Fushimi's kinda amazing, he figured that an idol would just get good grades because the school wouldn't dare score him low (but actually Fushimi's grades do in fact suck because he skips class all the time) and he's surprised when he discovers that Fushimi's actually kind of a genius. As they start working together more Yata finds his opinion of Fushimi changing, like yeah this guy's a jerk and he's hard to get close to but he has all these cool ideas in his head and he works way too hard sometimes and he has a bad diet and bad habits and needs someone watching his back. Maybe Munakata encourages this some too, seeing how Yata's managed to make Fushimi take at least a little better care of himself and he's the one who also encourages Yata to watch some of Fushimi's concerts, thinking Yata may be helpful in getting Fushimi to enjoy his job more. For Yata this is like more proof that Saruhiko really is amazing because his singing and dancing are incredible, he can't believe that's really Saruhiko on stage.

Fushimi's annoyed when he finds out that Yata watched his concerts, like to him Yata was something he could hold on to 'outside' of his job and now Yata's just another person pushing him to put on a mask and play a part. Yata's not like that though, Yata's like 'I know I'm not talented and I can't sing and I'm an idiot but you're super amazing Saruhiko and I know you could be even more amazing on stage if you stopped pretending to be Idol Fushimi and started being more like the Fushimi Saruhiko who's the coolest guy I've ever met.' With Yata supporting him Fushimi suddenly finds himself more focused on his idol career, like knowing Yata will be at his concerts suddenly makes it feel less like a job he's obligated to do and more like something he wants to do, so he can see Misaki's eyes light up watching him, if Misaki's there Fushimi's certain he really can be amazing.

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(1/2) Yata's class is gonna do "Sleeping Beauty" as their school play. His classmates noticed Saru is actually good-looking and it may draw an audience and while Saru doesn't wanna join, Yata thinks it's cool that he'd play a lead role so he agreed. The class realized his personality isn't gonna work in the story so they changed it up so that the prince is the one cursed (so Saru won't have to do much) and the princess will save him (complete with a dragon fight scene). Yata is happy for him but

Yata's class clearly knows nothing, Fushimi is definitely best suited to be the princess D:< Maybe this is early in the year too so they don't quite realize how bad his personality is. When it's announced that the class is going to be putting on a play of course Yata and Fushimi have no interest, Yata's like who wants to be in a girly play like Sleeping Beauty while Fushimi just shrugs because he doesn't care and doesn't see the point in wasting effort on it, as far as he's concerned he and Misaki can just hang out together and talk while everyone else does play stuff. Maybe this is like second or third year of middle school and Fushimi's started to get a little more attention from girls for his pretty face, though most of the charm wears off pretty quick when they discover his personality is the worst. However even knowing that everyone agrees that he's pretty handsome and when they do a secret ballot for who should play the lead roles Fushimi is unexpectedly chosen for the prince.

Fushimi's immediately like 'don't wanna' but Yata's kinda into it all of a sudden, like of course Saruhiko would be the prince, you're cool and strong like a hero so this is a great part. Yata's maybe exaggerating a little for the sake of the rest of the class, knowing that they'll be mad if Fushimi refuses and probably thinking well maybe I can get everyone else to realize more how cool Fushimi is. Fushimi's still not all that interested but since Yata seems so fired up he agrees, like fine whatever how hard could this be. He memorizes the lines like instantly and his look is perfect but imagine he's just a super bad actor, like Fushimi delivers most of his lines in perfect monotone and even when he's supposed to be falling in love with the princess it sounds like he's mocking her. Even Yata's somewhat dampened enthusiasm can't get Fushimi to not suck so the class decides to switch things around a bit and make it 'The Sleeping Prince' instead, so Fushimi can at least spend most of the play asleep and not talking.

Yata's still cool with this, walking home from school with Fushimi and talking about how isn't it awesome that Fushimi's gonna be a lead role even though all he gets to do is have his finger pricked and fall asleep. Fushimi shrugs and says it's fine, though he thinks sleeping beauty is a stupid fairy tale and why does everything always have to come down to true love's kiss, how useless. Yata stops dead like wait what kiss and Fushimi gives him a look like are you really that big of an idiot, at the end the princess is awakened by a kiss. Yata gets all red as he's like wait are you going to have to k-kiss the princess and Fushimi gets this wicked grin all that's right Misaki there's going to be a kiss. Yata starts freaking out a little and Fushimi just laughs, calling him a virgin and saying they aren't really going to kiss, don't be an idiot.

Somehow Yata can't stop thinking about this now though, he goes home and reads the whole script for the first time and yup, there's a kiss scene at the end. He can't even imagine Saruhiko kissing a girl but then the more he thinks about it the more he feels oddly irritated, like what if she tries to kiss him for real even though it's supposed to be fake, since Saruhiko's pretty handsome – well, that's what the girls all say anyway, Yata totally wouldn't know. And then when they're rehearsing in class Yata finds himself mouthing along the princess's lines, thinking about how wouldn't it be better if he was opposite Fushimi and then shaking his head like wait why am I so interested all of a sudden, aren't plays for girls. Even so he keeps re-reading the script every night in his room, just thinking about Fushimi being cursed by a wicked fairy (who in his head is played by Niki) and falling into a deep sleep and only Yata can save him.

The day of the play arrives and maybe there's like a big action scene right before intermission, where the princess initially sets out to rescue Sleeping Saruhiko. During the scene the girl playing the princess ends up spraining her ankle badly, they manage to hurriedly close the curtains and end the scene but it's clear she won't be able to continue. To make things worse the girl chosen as understudy is out sick and so they have no backup plan, everyone's like okay does anybody have the lines memorized. None of the other girls do and suddenly Yata gives this awkward cough and raises his hand. Someone's like 'perfect, we won't even have to resize the costume' and Yata's immediately like shut up, Fushimi snickers at him but they don't have any time to talk before Yata's shuffled off to the back room to get changed.

There's a quick announcement about the actor change and then the curtain rises and the audience chuckles as Yata appears, dressed in the beautiful princess dress (with his school pants on underneath) and a long wig. He's super nervous but he does know all the lines, though imagine he has a tendency to interject things that aren't in the script when he gets surprised or annoyed and the audience is suddenly way more into this because it's pretty funny. Yata gets to fight the dragon – which is definitely his favorite part of this princess thing – and then he arrives the rescue Prince Saruhiko and Yata isn't sure what to do, like okay the script said to kiss him but Saruhiko said it was gonna be a fake kiss but how do I do that. He's getting all red and nervous but everyone's waiting and finally he likes steels himself and leans down, lips brushing against Fushimi's. He's intending to move back right away but it seems like Fushimi just slightly lifted his head up and suddenly the two are kissing for real. Yata's surprised but can't bring himself to pull away either and there's like dead silence as the two of them get to kiss in front of everyone (and then the 'prince' wakes up and teases the 'princess' for being a virgin, and Yata gets so annoyed that he doesn't think to ask Fushimi if he meant to kiss Yata back, and Fushimi doesn't intend to let him know anyway).

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hey love everything you post! I’ve had a thought about the au you did were Mikoto was Misaki biological dad. What if instead Mikoto raised Misaki as a single dad? Like Yata mamma died in child birth or something. How do you think it would change the Sarumi development and plot?

So in this scenario we're basically saying what if Kusanagi raised him XD Though really I think this would lead to like a 'Yata has three daddies' scenario, where Mikoto brings the kid to the bar and Kusanagi isn't sure if he should be happy that Mikoto didn't kidnap a kid or annoyed that Mikoto went and had a kid without telling anyone. Like say in this AU Yata's mom is more around Mikoto's age and they have like a one night stand sort of thing, Mikoto doesn't think anything of it until one day Yata's mom tracks him down and tells him she's pregnant and she's pretty sure the kid is his (also let's say in this scenario that Yata Mom's last name is Yata, otherwise this could get confusing). Mikoto figures he'll just have to like pay child support or something, he's pretty sure that he wouldn't be good to have in the kid's life. Yata's mom asks him to at least be present for the birth and he agrees, but then things end up going south and Yata's mom dies shortly after giving birth. She did put Mikoto's name on the birth certificate as the kid's father though so now Mikoto is basically like handed a baby and he has no idea what to do except take the kid to Kusanagi and let him figure it out.

From this point the Homra trio probably work together to raise the kid, Kusanagi's not sure if just leaving Mikoto to handle this by himself will go very well. Yata's basically raised in the bar – learning at a young age that no, we do not break, destroy or scuff anything in Uncle Izumo's bar – and he has a major hero worship for his dad, Yata thinks his dad is just the coolest guy in the world. In this AU Yata wouldn't have any of that feeling of not belonging, like maybe he does feel a bit weird compared to his peers because he has three weird dads instead of a mom and he lives upstairs in a bar but he does feel like he has a whole 'family' in Homra. Say he ends up at Himuka middle school because Kusanagi thinks they should try to get Yata into kind of a nicer school, except Yata still doesn't fit in there because he's just as loud and energetic as ever. Yata still saves Fushimi from the bullies because he's against anyone who picks on the weak, though in this AU I could see Yata actually winning because he's learned to fight from Mikoto. He's not afraid of getting scolded by teachers either, Yata's learned that if he gets in trouble for doing the right thing his dads will have his back and anyway most of his teachers are probably afraid to call his parents because they don't want to have to deal with Yata's scary gang leader dad or even his more pleasant but probably a mafia boss dad or his extremely pleasant but also kind of worrisome friendly hobby dad.

Yata and Fushimi end up becoming friends like in canon but now I'm thinking instead of running away to live together Yata probably tries to convince Mikoto to let him kidnap Fushimi pretty much. Kusanagi isn't sure they have room for another kid at the bar but then the first time Yata brings Fushimi over the Homra trio can see why Yata feels so strongly about wanting to help his friend, like of course Fushimi never says anything about his family situation but I think the Homra trio would be able to read between the lines a little there and I could see Yata like taking Fushimi upstairs for a sleepover and Kusanagi suggesting he, Mikoto and Totsuka have a little talk about Yata's very obviously abused best friend. Maybe Mikoto even decides to pay Niki a brief visit, imagine him just showing up at Fushimi's house one day smoking a cigarette and introducing himself as the dad of Fushimi's best friend and making it clear that if anything happens to break Yata and Fushimi's friendship Mikoto might have to intervene (not that this stops Niki, who finds this more amusing than anything).

I'm thinking in this AU the jungle party would probably never happen, or if it did maybe Yata and Fushimi try to mess things up knowing jungle is run by a King. By this point Mikoto would have found his King powers and both Yata and Fushimi probably know about it, Yata really wants to join Homra but keeps being told he's too young (when Anna joins later he's just like okay so she's fine but you made me wait two years no fair). Fushimi doesn't really 'want' to join but he does want power so he can keep up with Misaki and I could see him still having some jealousy here, that Yata knows all these people with powers who are so amazing and Fushimi needs to like constantly keep up or else Misaki won't look at him. They decide to try and go after jungle to show that they're strong enough to become Homra members but they still fail and have to be saved, however after that Mikoto decides to let them join because he figures the kids will keep doing this kind of stuff otherwise. From there I imagine things going similar to canon, Fushimi seeing how Yata instantly fits in because he's been basically Homra's prince from birth and here's Fushimi who's suddenly just 'Yata's friend' and nothing else, who feels like after all that time of wanting to join Homra now that they're members it's like Misaki's moving away from him and they aren't a team anymore.

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There would probably be a lot of bidders for Fushimi's kiss XD Like maybe it's not just the one Strain who has a crush on Fushimi but quite a few of them do, that's why he's so often their target after all. The Strain gets a good idea on how to capitalize on this, capture Fushimi and then try to auction off his kiss. Maybe this Strain has like some mind control-type powers similar to the Prince in DOB, so if the Strain tells Fushimi to kiss someone he will. The Strain sets a trap for Fushimi and manages to catch him, Fushimi probably expects that this Strain is like plotting some revenge against him or something and is totally confused when the Strain starts plotting his evil plan: an auction at a nearby club for Fushimi Saruhiko's kiss. Fushimi is like what the actual fuck but the Strain is pretty pleased with himself, sending out invitations to the auction and getting Fushimi ready for the big event (by dressing him in something gauzy and skimpy so that he looks nice and tempting).

Meanwhile of course Scepter 4 and Homra are looking for Fushimi and all worried about his well being. Say at this point Fushimi hasn't expressed feelings for anyone yet but Yata has definitely realized that he likes Fushimi as more than a friend, and beyond that he's also starting to suspect that Munakata feels that way about Fushimi too. This makes Munakata Yata's rival and Yata totally doesn't trust him, like who knows what this guy was doing to Saruhiko while he and Yata were fighting. Munakata doesn't seem to recognize Yata as his rival at all which also irritates Yata, like he thinks this is Munakata acting as if he's already won and Yata's going to prove him wrong, like Yata's determined that he's gonna be the one who wins Saruhiko's heart. Yata thinks if he could rescue Fushimi then that would be the perfect time to like confess his love (after kicking the ass of whoever kidnapped Saruhiko of course).

Munakata manages to find out that Fushimi's been transported to this particular night club where there are invitations going out for some big auction. Everyone assumes that the Strain is planning to auction Fushimi off to criminals for like revenge plots and such, worried that Fushimi could end up in some horrible situation if they can't save him before it's too late. Munakata quickly puts into motion a plan, the Homra and Scepter 4 alphabet will work together to get set up as workers at the club while Munakata and Yata will take point and actually infiltrate the auction itself. Yata wonders how they're going to do that and Munakata gives him a brilliant grin as he says he already has that particular issue taken care of.

Cue the day of the auction and Yata and Munakata are portraying a loving couple entering the club together. Yata's really not into having to act lovey-dovey with the Blue King but if it'll save Saruhiko he's willing to do anything. Munakata appears to have no problems with the situation whatsoever and Yata really wishes this guy would stop getting so close into his personal space. They enter the club and the auction is just beginning, there's Fushimi all dolled up and maybe like held in a cage looking all sexy and helpless on stage. Yata almost chokes seeing Fushimi in that outfit and Munakata has to like fake a kiss to keep him from giving them away. Up on stage Fushimi sees this and he feels his heart drop, like he recognizes Yata and Munakata even in their disguises but he didn't think those two were actually this close and seeing someone else get so close to Misaki reminds him how he'll never really be good enough to be with Yata himself.

The auction starts, the Strain stating that the winner will get Fushimi's first kiss and even though this means at least Fushimi's life isn't in danger Yata's like wait what the fuck over my dead body, no one is stealing Saruhiko's first kiss except him. It turns out though that this isn't just a monetary auction, it's like a battle royale for Fushimi's kiss and suddenly Munakata and Yata are pitted against all these Strains all fighting for Fushimi's kiss. Yata fights his hardest but even he can't hold a candle to Munakata, who manages to take down every Strain that approaches him and in the end gets to dramatically throw off his disguise as he defeats the Strain who kidnapped Fushimi in the first place.

The Strain can't believe that the Blue King himself came here and he tosses Munakata the key to Fushimi's cage, saying the kiss is his. Yata finds his fists clenching as he steps up on the stage and he has to hold himself back, like if this is what Saruhiko wants Yata can't interfere. Munakata glances back at Yata as he says that there is someone else with a stronger claim than himself to that particular kiss, throwing Yata the keys. Yata's eyes widen and he goes to free Fushimi, who is still very confused about Yata and Munakata and why they're suddenly a couple. Yata says he knows he wasn't the highest bidder or anything but he can't let anyone else kiss the person he loves, sweeping Fushimi up all dramatically and giving him a kiss right in front of all the gathered clansmen.

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Fushimi gets isekai'd into an otome game and is reincarnated into a noble girl villainess. maybe a strain's fault. Fushimi will die in every route and has to maneuver the events so that he doesn't die. Meanwhile, Yata also gets isekai'd into the commoner heroine. And Homra and S4 boys are the capture targets in the background.

I think I know what series you're referencing, I'm watching that one this season and really enjoying it XD Say Fushimi gets hit by the isekai Strain and as it happens he ends up in this fancy otome game that he distinctly remembers Enomoto playing before. Fushimi doesn't even know what's happened at first, like his consciousness is suppressed until the villainess character falls and hits her head and suddenly all the memories come rushing back and Fushimi realizes that he's ended up in another world inside a game. He assumes that he must be the heroine and this is one of those 'conquer a route and escape the game' sort of things, right up until he starts to realize that the name the other characters are calling him isn't the one he remembers from Enomoto's game. Fushimi locks himself in the library for a bit and writes out everything he recalls from Enomoto's game, he never played it himself but Enomoto and Fuse were talking about it all the time and Fushimi overheard, his good memory allows him to keep track of what exactly they said and he's able to cobble together a decent timeline of the exact events in the game. That's when he realizes that he's actually been reincarnated into the villainess of the game and if he doesn't do something he's going to end up either banished or killed.

Fushimi assumes the key to escaping this place and going back to his own world is avoiding doom and reaching the end of the game, so he rolls up his sleeves and prepares to do whatever he needs to in order to survive, as long as it's not too annoying. He's not really into this whole 'being reincarnated as a girl' thing either but he's not the kind of idiot who would stutter and blush at that sort of thing so he just rolls with it, though maybe he parts his hair in the usual way and his new parents are a bit horrified to see their 'daughter' practicing with knives in the courtyard.

Fushimi also has notes of which characters in particular he's supposed to avoid but imagine he's surprised when he realizes that all these characters have the same name as the characters from the otome games but their designs have changed, like Fushimi ends up engaged to the 'black hearted prince' character who suddenly looks suspiciously like Akiyama and now Fushimi's a little on edge (as it happens the alphabet squad came after him when he was attacked by the Strain and now they've all been trapped in the game, but only Fushimi is actually aware of it). The prince's brother is now Fuse, who keeps challenging Fushimi to various tests of skill and getting his butt kicked in knife throwing, Hidaka is Fushimi's new way-too-enthusiastic adopted brother and Benzai is the quiet nobleman hiding his emotions. Fushimi figures the bright side of this at least is he's pretty sure if he reaches a bad end he could take every single one of them in a fight.

The plot of the game eventually really gets going and Fushimi prepares to meet and defeat the heroine, figuring if he can like sneakily take her out that will be considered as winning the game, right. He arrives at magic school along with his alphabet squad suitors, expecting to meet this pure blond maiden commoner and is instead totally blindsided when he meets a girl who basically looks just like Yata but with boobs. Yata's being bullied by some of the other students and probably is totally ready to throw down with them when Fushimi jumps between them without even thinking, pulling knives out from under his skirt as he tells off the bullies, like Misaki is mine and you losers should keep that in mind. He realizes too late that he let his instincts get the better of him and quickly tries to cover up that whole 'Misaki is mine' thing but turns out he doesn't need to because heroine!Yata is staring at him with shining eyes, amazed at how cool he was. Fushimi figures maybe this won't be so hard after all, especially because there is no way he's letting any of the alphabet boys romance Misaki and if he has to steal every one of their romance flags he will totally do it (meanwhile Fushimi is slowly gathering a harem and is totally oblivious about it, focused only on getting Yata's attention and also stabbing anyone who looks like they could be an approaching doom flag).