#actual Disney Princess Fushimi Saruhiko

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What do you think of snow white Fushimi?? :3

He would be the most beautiful princess, all the animals of the forest would love him, and he's not doing any cleaning for any dwarves thank you. I actually answered a Snow White scenario here so have some bonus illustrations instead:

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Someone who works at s4 had to bring their kid to work for some reason and Fushimi was tasked to watch over the kid. The kid asks Fushimi to tell him a story. Fushimi doesn't like cheesy fairy tales so he makes up his own story.

Maybe Munakata has to watch his niece and nephew for a day and Fushimi ends up getting to babysit, since they like him so much. Say Fushimi got a bit injured on a previous mission and so he’s stuck on light duty for a while. Munakata is busy at work with Umi and Kai following him around like baby chicks all day, Umi running around yelling and Kai being very shy. An emergency comes up and Munakata has to go out into the field so he asks Fushimi to watch the kids. Fushimi complains that he has work to do but Munakata says surely that can wait for just a little while.

Fushimi finds himself left in the office with the kids, who are staring at him expectantly. Fushimi’s all uncomfortable as he’s like ‘…what?’. Umi looks at him and says it’s story time now, tell us a story. Fushimi gives her a flat look and Kai quietly tugs on his shirt all ‘…a story.’ Fushimi sighs and is like fine what kind of story, Umi wants to hear a fairytale about a beautiful princess. Fushimi clicks his tongue all how stupid and Umi says a beautiful princess in glasses who clicks her tongue. Fushimi gives her a look and says all right, once there was a princess in glasses, forced to do stupid things all day because her boss was too busy playing puzzles.

Umi asks if her boss was a scary monster and Fushimi’s like that’s right, an oya monster who just spends all day trying to make the princess bond with him. One day the princess got tired of him being annoying so she decided to take a day off. She went to go get a coffee when suddenly she ran into an idiot chihuahua. The chihuahua wouldn’t stop yapping at her so the princess decided to stop and tease him for a while. Unfortunately that’s when the chihuahua’s owner, a giant worthless lazy ogre called the red monster, appeared and took the chihuahua away. The princess decided if the chihuahua wanted to go with the red monster then she would just tease him again another time, because the chihuahua is only interesting when he’s yapping. The princess was about to leave when the oya monster showed up looking for her. The red monster saw him and the two started arguing like useless idiots, so the princess decided to go back to work after all because someone needs to make sure work gets done around here.

Umi breaks in and says this isn’t a very good story, shouldn’t a prince come and save the princess from overwork. Fushimi snorts and says the princess can do it herself, she doesn’t need some stupid prince to come save her. Umi shakes her head and is like what if the princess kissed the chihuahua and he became a prince, Fushimi clicks his tongue and says that idiot wouldn’t be much of a prince and couldn’t save anybody, the princess doesn’t need help and she definitely doesn’t need a stupid chihuahua to help her. Kai gets a worried look and asks but what if the princess gets lonely and Fushimi says she never gets lonely, she’s fine without anyone else around. That’s when Munakata’s voice breaks in and says perhaps that’s so, but the princess should also take breaks every now and again. Fushimi looks up and grumbles it’s about time, he’s tired of babysitting. Munakata says he will be happy to take the children now but he’s very impressed, that Fushimi is such a storyteller. He does hope that Fushimi will tell more stories with happy endings though. Fushimi doesn’t look up as he walks away, grumbling that happy endings are only for fairytales anyway.

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Saruhiko has the secret ability to talk to animals

 Continuing the saga of ‘Fushimi is a secret Disney Princess’ XD This is why all the animals love him, because he can talk to them and they know all about his sad life. Imagine he’s like actually a Strain but doesn’t know it and even S4 isn’t aware, his abilities are solely being able to talk to and understand animals and it’s such a small little ability that it doesn’t really get picked up on at all. Fushimi himself isn’t sure that he actually has this power, I imagine small Fushimi mentioning it to his parents when he’s all tiny and not aware that this is a weird thing that most people can’t do. Kisa ignores it as an annoying kid thing and Niki of course just laughs and starts teasing him about it, of course a monkey could talk to monkeys. Fushimi’s pretty much convinced himself that he’s just hearing things when he thinks he’s talking to animals, even though imagine he’s constantly surrounded by like birds and mice and squirrels in total princess style he tells himself that they’re just annoying things and he’s definitely not hearing them talk. He doesn’t even tell Yata about it, not wanting Yata to think he’s crazy.

Then when he joins Homra and learns about the existence of Strains he begins to realize what his power really is. I kinda imagine Anna being the one to give him a hint, like they’re alone one day and Fushimi’s trying to ignore the sounds of cats arguing by the bar’s dumpster. Anna looks over at him and says it’s okay, Saruhiko can let himself understand them. Fushimi starts in surprise and Anna looks at him through her marble, saying Saruhiko has been able to hear them for a long time right. Fushimi starts to argue and then clicks his tongue in annoyance as he’s like ‘of course. A Strain.’, like he should have figured this out sooner. After this he becomes somewhat more willing to use his powers even though he still doesn’t tell anyone, Yata thinks Saruhiko has amazing information gathering powers and has no idea that Fushimi has a whole network of pigeons at his disposal.

When he joins S4 Munakata probably does figure it out, he’s been watching Fushimi for some time and realized what even the Golds had overlooked. Fushimi expects Munakata to be displeased with him for keeping a secret but Munakata doesn’t mind at all, keeping a secret weapon close to one’s chest is a splendid bit of strategy. He does expect Fushimi to use his powers as needed for S4 though and I imagine Munakata constantly trying to suggest Fushimi get a fluffy animal companion to assist him, something which Fushimi ignores. Munakata would also like to be on better terms with Kuro the cat and could Fushimi please put in a good word for him, Fushimi is just like ‘no.’ Fushimi also gets sent to deal with all animal Strains after this, imagine him complaining because that’s the third superpowered chicken he’s been sent to handle this week.

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Mikoto suddenly seeing Scepter 4 Fushimi with lots of animals in the park? The animals felt his fear... what will they do? Ridia-sama~

I’m just imagining Fushimi sitting on a park bench like ‘….’ as he is surrounded by random cats, dogs that escaped from their owners, birds, squirrels, maybe some deer, just the entire Disney princess set up when Mikoto walks by. Imagine this happens like every time he goes to the park by himself (which isn’t often because the park is outside and nature is involved and it would mean leaving his room and waling outside into the nature), Fushimi just ends up randomly swarmed by nearby animals and nothing he can do will make them go away. He finds it super annoying and he always ends up like shooing birds out of his hair and having to check his coat afterward to make sure no squirrels or baby rabbits are hiding in it before he leaves.

So the one day Fushimi’s out on a mission and afterward he’s a bit tired and he doesn’t feel like walking back to Scepter 4 right away so he just throws himself down on a bench to rest. He’s been sitting there all of a few minutes when a deer starts chewing on his lapels and he has to shoo it away, muttering to himself and sneezing as a couple cats start purring by his feet. He’s trying to get the animals to leave him alone when he hears a voice saying 'Animals.’ Fushimi looks up and there’s Anna standing facing him with Mikoto by her side, Anna holding Mikoto’s hand and watching the animals with wide-eyed interest. Fushimi clicks his tongue and looks away as a rabbit hops into his lap. Anna lets go of Mikoto’s hand to go crouch by one of the cats, petting it as Mikoto walks over and probably just throws himself down on the bench without a word, as if Fushimi’s just some stranger sitting there (and the whole time Fushimi has this irritated internal monologue going, like 'why are you even here are you just going to sleep right on the bench have some thought for the people around you and besides should you be letting Anna touch wild animals’). Fushimi gives another little tongue click and Mikoto glances at him, Fushimi feels that sudden tightness in his chest and the old difficulty to breathe which reminds him why he left Homra in the first place and suddenly he reaches up a hand to start scratching at his scar.

Without any warning all the animals start moving, like they all backed away from Mikoto a bit but now they’re like forming a protective ring around Fushimi, a couple rabbits jump onto the bench between Fushimi and Mikoto, the deer start pushing their way against their legs, the cats are hissing, its like someone just attacked the smallest member of an elephant herd. Mikoto raises an eyebrow all 'hmm?’ and then Anna gets up and tugs on his hand, saying they should go. Mikoto shrugs and stands as Anna looks over at Fushimi and smiles all 'There’s someone they want to protect.’ Mikoto grins a bit like 'that so’ and he gives a half wave as he lets Anna lead him away, with Anna saying goodbye to Fushimi before they disappear into the park. The animals all instantly relax and Fushimi is still sitting there dumbfounded trying to figure out what the hell that was, a squirrel starts nesting in his coat and it doesn’t even occur to him that he’s forgotten all about the way his chest was itching.

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I could not find Tangled Sarumi AU! So... Fushimi as Rapunzel and Yatagarasu/Misaki as Flynn/Eugene

Ooh Fushimi with long hair though *^* So Fushimi is the beautiful princess trapped in the top of a tower in the middle of the woods by his evil dad Niki. Maybe Fushimi was also like the adopted little brother of King Munakata, who saved him as an infant from a hideous monster. What he didn’t know is that Niki was that hideous monster, one day as a joke he fed his infant son this magic flower that gave him magic hair which could allow evil warlock Niki to change his form back from decaying monster into human. Munakata defeats monster form Niki but actually Niki only pretends to be defeated, sneaking in the castle a couple years later and stealing away cute little toddler Fushimi in the dead of night. He locks Fushimi up in a tower where no one ever comes, the only way in is by Fushimi letting his hair down or via the secret passageway that only Niki has a key to (because the first time Niki was like ‘little monkey, let down your hair for Daddy~’ Fushimi was probably like 'fuck you, die’). Fushimi’s all alone in the tower save for his pet chameleon Akiyama who he has to keep hidden from Niki because otherwise Niki would probably throw his pet out of the highest window just for funsies. Years pass with Fushimi living in his tower all sad and miserable and hating everything, every now and again Niki shows up to tease him and make use of his magic hair and to remind him that if he leaves the tower all he’ll find outside is a world that thinks he’s a hideous freak for having magic hair.

So then one day this thief who calls himself Yatagarasu (because 'Misaki’ isn’t a cool enough name for a thief) sneaks into Munakata’s castle and steals the crown that was hidden away in the vault and meant for Fushimi. Yata’s been living on the streets as a thief since he was little and he’s determined to make a name for himself, he’s been trying to join this group of rogues known as Homra but he needs like some kind of awesome act of thievery to get their attention. Unfortunately he’s a little too loud celebrating after he steals the crown and soon the King’s elite guards Scepter 4 start chasing after him (with their tenacious soldier horse Basashi leading the way). Yata’s like shit I need to get out of here, a cool thief wouldn’t ever get caught. He spots Fushimi’s tower and figures hey, mysterious tower in the woods looks like a good place to hide and he uses all his agility to climb the vines around the tower and slip in through the window. He just makes it inside when six knives pin him to the wall and he finds himself face to face with a very irritated Fushimi who thought he’d finally managed to hit Niki and instead it’s just some shrimp.

Yata has no idea who this gloomy kid is or why he has all these knives hidden in his super long hair and he doesn’t have time to figure it out, the guards seem to have lost his trail so he wants to get away with the crown and also who are you calling a shrimp asshole. Fushimi’s willing to let Yata leave so he can have his tower all to himself again but then he hears Yata mentioning that the King is holding this annual festival in honor of the missing prince and to mark the anniversary of the evil beast being slain. Fushimi realizes that the 'beast’ in question is Niki and figures if he can get to the King he can turn Niki in and he finally won’t have to deal with his asshole dad anymore. Of course he needs a guide to the capital, Yata’s like no way am I going back there and Fushimi just smirks and twirls a knife around in his hands. Cue Yata waking up tied to a chair with Fushimi’s hair, the crown missing, and Fushimi smiling like an asshole as he says that if Yata betrays him he’ll never find the crown and Fushimi will turn him in to the authorities for a reward, all Yata has to do is take Fushimi to the capital city and he’ll be free to go. Yata thinks this guy is a jerk but he needs that crown if he’s going to join Homra so he agrees.

Yata wonders how they’re going to get down from the tower without a door (“wait, why isn’t there a door?”) and Fushimi just throws his hair out the window like come on, Yata thinks it’s kinda weird to be using some guy’s hair as a rope but whatever it’s also a little cool. So the two of them start on a journey to the castle, as it happens Yata’s still being pursued but Fushimi keeps thinking up all these traps and strategies to evade the guards and Yata finds himself thinking that this guy is kinda cool. At the same time there’s all these things that Yata thinks should be common knowledge but that Fushimi seems to not know, like when it’s cold at night and Yata offers to share his blanket Fushimi stares at him blankly like no one’s ever given him a blanket before. Yata even finds himself thinking that the two of them work really well together, he doesn’t understand why someone as cool as Fushimi would be living alone in a tower when together the two of them could definitely do amazing things.

Then maybe when they get to the capital Yata goes to this secret rendezvous point to talk to Homra’s leaders and see if he and Fushimi can join together. He doesn’t tell Fushimi, thinking it’ll be an awesome surprise and he’s like going over it in his head, how he wants to propose to ask Fushimi if they can be partners. But meanwhile Niki’s caught up to Fushimi and uses this to convince Fushimi that Yata was only using Fushimi so that he could join Homra, he never cared for Fushimi at all and isn’t it funny that Fushimi thought someone would actually want to be close to him for any reason but his magic hair. Niki kidnaps Fushimi and drags him back to the tower while making sure Yata ends up in the castle dungeon. However Homra helps Yata escape and he makes a beeline straight back for the tower, not caring about his reputation or how cool he looks, he just wants Fushimi to come back with him and be his partner for good. (And then Yata pushes Niki out a window, he asks Fushimi who that guy was and Fushimi’s like 'my dad,’ Yata’s all 'wait wait fuck I killed your dad?’ and Fushimi’s all 'yes and it was the best moment of my life.’)

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OMG, just had to let you know I laughed SO hard at your Fushimi-minion pic. (It's PERFECT!) Then I proceeded to giggle madly, and then chuckle for many minutes after that. Thanks for the laughs, I REALLY needed them today :D

I’m glad you liked it :D Between that and last weekend’s Shrek!Fushimi I think I’ve reached the limit of CGI character Fushimis–

–Oops my Photoshop slipped

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Sarumi gets transported to fairytale land and fuck things up.

But imagine theykeep getting transported from fairytale to fairytale and alwaystaking the place of the protagonists of any given tale, meaning thatYata gets to be a variety of princes and Fushimi of course isconstantly ending up as the world’s grumpiest princess. Like say theyget hit by the Transports You Into Fairytales Strain and suddenlyFushimi opens his eyes and he’s living in a cabin in the woodssurrounded by some short bearded men who want him to do theircleaning and laundry, Fushimi’s all like yeah no and tries to leave.Except he abruptly finds himself in the forest where an old womanoffers him an apple, which Fushimi refuses because do you know whatkind of germs are probably in that thing. That’s when Yata shows upon a white horse, except he doesn’t know how to ride a horse so hegets thrown off almost immediately and Princess Fushimi gets to catchhim. Meanwhile the old woman is getting tired of being ignored withher apple and tries to attack Fushimi so that she can finally be thefairest of them all, Yata and Fushimi both punch her simultaneouslybecause they were busy arguing about whose fault it is that they’rehere in the first place.

The two of them tryto find a way out of fairytale land but they keep falling into otherfairytales, like they leave the woods and suddenly Fushimi getssucked into the ocean by a wave and now he’s temporarily a merman andhas to eat disgusting fish and swim in an ocean that’s probably fullof fish poop. Yata meanwhile runs into a random witch and brieflygets turned into a frog, suddenly stuck hopping along the beachwaiting for now conveniently non-merman (and also naked) Fushimi towash up on land. Fushimi doesn’t seem to be able to talk, which Yatawould enjoy more if he wasn’t currently a frog. He manages to spellout an SOS in the sand so that Fushimi can figure out who he is,however Fushimi is not down with kissing any frogs even if it isMisaki. He doesn’t have much choice though since that’s the only wayfor him to remain human too and he’s had enough of the ocean so hesighs and kisses the frog, turning Yata back into a normal human.They wander around looking for a place to sleep and end up at an innwhere for some reason Fushimi’s bed has like a million mattresses andhe keeps complaining that it’s uncomfortable and then they end uphaving a pillow fight. In the aftermath Fushimi almost pricks hisfinger on a spinning wheel but uses his knives to cut it apart beforehe can cut himself, a very irritated wicked fairy shows up to givehim a piece of her mind and Fushimi and Yata get to end their day byfighting a dragon which as far as Yata’s concerned is the coolestthing he’s done since they got here.

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Scepter4 and Homra getting hit by the Transport YouInto A Fairytale Strain. Where you act out a fairytale. Fushimi as Snow White with tones of animal friends, Alphabet Boys as the Seven Dwarves, Munakata as the sparkly laughing mirror, Awashima as the misunderstood step mother, Yata as the Prince! Fairytales: Alice in Wonderland (Anna Queen of Hearts!), Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, Brothers Grimm, etc. Fairytale Strain thinks Fushimi and Anna make great protagonists.

Fairytale Strain would love Fushimi, like it knows a true DisneyPrincess when it sees one and has determined that it must use itspowers on Fushimi. As it happens both Homra and Scepter 4 areexchanging information when the Fairytale Strain catches up toFushimi, it spots Anna as well and is very pleased because twoprincesses for the price of one. The Strain sneaks up behind thegroup and attacks them all en masse, suddenly everyone findsthemselves in the fairytale kingdom of Shizume and no one knows howthey got there. Fushimi is wearing a gorgeous princess dress andsuddenly surrounded by all the animals of the forest who want to lovehim. He tries to escape and stumbles upon a small cottage, where thealphabet squad dwarves welcome him and suggest he do their cleaningin exchange for food and shelter, Fushimi is pleased to discover thathe is still wearing knives underneath his princess dress. MeanwhileAwashima is very confused as to why she is in a castle and why theCaptain appears to be reflected in her very sparkly mirror. Theyattempt to go meet up with Fushimi and the rest which is wheneverything starts to go fuzzy and they wake up in another new castle.

This time Munakata is the King and Awashima the Queen, their darlingchild Fushimi has just pricked himself on a spinning wheel and needstrue love’s kiss in order to awaken. Yata finishes fighting a dragonand comes stumbling into the castle very singed and highly confused,especially when he’s whisked off to Fushimi’s bedchamber and told toget with the kissing, Yata goes bright red and is like ‘wait what youwant me to k-k-k-do that to Saruhiko?’ Awashima and Munakataboth lay out the very sensible reasons why Yata should kiss Fushimito wake him up, meanwhile good fairies Kusanagi, Anna and Kamamotoflutter above his head and try to offer encouragement (oh, oh, okayimagine this being like in the Disney movie with the dress colorchanges except it’s Yata saying that he feels weird kissing thisSaruhiko and Kusanagi helpfully turns Fushimi into Homra Fushimi butthen Munakata turns out to also be the evil fairy and suddenlythey’re turning Fushimi back and forth from Homra Fushimi to Scepter4 Fushimi while Yata’s just staring, his head spinning).

Yata finally is coerced to lean in for the kiss when he finds himselfabruptly drowning in the ocean, luckily angry little mermaid Fushimiis there to save him. Yata would like to know exactly what the hellis going on, Fushimi clicks his tongue and is like don’t ask me. Theyget to the beach where they’re met by CinderAnna and her mice friendsKamamoto and Kusanagi, MerShimi wonders when they switchedfairytales. Maybe soon all the fairytales start blending together sothey end up with like the eight alphabet dwarves, Prince Yata and theLittle MerShimi, CinderAnna and her mice, Magic Mirror Munakata andHandsome Prince Awashima all trying to hunt down the Strain bychasing it through various fairytales. Meanwhile the Strain keepsturning itself into a succession of evil queens and wickedstepmothers, Fushimi ends up in variety of flowing dresses despitehis mermaid tail and is also constantly followed by a small parade ofwoodland creatures.

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The Swan Princess AU! Saruhiko as Odette and Misaki as Derek :D

So say we have the neighboring kingdoms of Homra and Scepter, ruledby King Mikoto and King Munakata respectively. Munakata decides thatas a genius plan for uniting their kingdoms he has his son Fushimibetrothed to Mikoto’s kid Yata, Mikoto just goes with it because whynot and anyway his adviser Kusanagi was not totally against it so hejust went with it. Munakata and Mikoto decide to have their childrenhang out together every summer, hoping they’ll fall in love, exceptunfortunately Fushimi is an asshole and Yata has a hot temper andinstead of falling in love they spend a lot of time arguing. Severalof the members of their respective courts are concerned but Munakatajust smiles mysteriously and says he believes it will be fine, ashe’s noticed that Fushimi always gets very defensive about how hetotally doesn’t care about that idiot midget Misaki (and sure everytime Fushimi faints in the heat or gets a summer cold Yata ends uptaking care of him but that doesn’t mean anything) and Yata meanwhilealways goes back to his kingdom complaining about what an assholeSaruhiko is except maybe he’s kinda cool sometimes but onlyjust sometimes.

Finally the two are old enough to get married and Yata is instructedto request Fushimi’s hand except as he’s going to make his proposalhe overhears a few members of the court discussing weddings andkissing and honeymoons and Yata gets so nervous that hetotally botches it and tells Fushimi that the only reason he’s askingto marry Fushimi is because of the promise their parents made.Fushimi of course has been trying to pretend he’s not in love withYata for years and he takes Yata’s stumbling foot-in-mouth proposalas a rejection, which then causes Fushimi to mock Yata for being anidiot who would ever expect Fushimi to marry him because he wants to.They end up fighting, Fushimi maybe throws some kind of token Yatagave him when they were kids back in his face and then storms off tobe promptly kidnapped by the evil sorcerer Niki. Niki was once amember of Munakata’s court and is in fact Fushimi’s actual dad, whenhe tried to take over the kingdom using evil magic Munakata had himbanished but didn’t think Niki’s child should have to pay for hisdad’s misdeeds and anyway little Fushimi was so cute and clearly inneed of being doted on that Munakata couldn’t help but adopt him.

Fushimi’s taken to Niki’s secret lair, where Niki transforms Fushimiinto a swan so that Fushimi can be easily stowed away in the nearestlake and also because Niki thinks it would be funny to turn his kidinto a stinky smelly bird because Fushimi hates those. Grumpiest swanFushimi hates the stupid lake and all the stupid lake animals,including several alphabetically named frogs and turtles. He decidesto try and escape the pond, Niki decides it would be fun to mess withYata a little and leaks information to the kingdom that the one whokidnapped Fushimi was this animal shapeshifter. Yata and his friendKamamoto head into the forest trying to find Fushimi, Yata spots theweird grumpy swan and thinks for a minute that maybe it’s the evilguy who kidnapped Saruhiko and goes chasing after him. He followsFushimi back to the lake where Fushimi is transformed briefly backinto a human by the light of the full moon, Yata’s all thrilled thatFushimi’s alive except Fushimi is still hurt by what Yata saidearlier and the failed proposal and they end up fighting again.Fushimi chases Yata away and Niki just laughs because the only way toundo Fushimi’s nice new curse is a vow of everlasting love. Nikispends some time teasing Fushimi about how no one will ever love himwhile the alphabet frogs try to encourage him to go after Yata andadmit his feelings.

Meanwhile just for kicks Niki transforms the nearest toad into a fakeFushimi and sends him to the castle where Yata can make a confessionof love to the wrong person. Yata realizes his mistake too late andruns back to Niki’s hideout just in time to see Fushimi apparentlydie from the curse. Yata gets pissed and attacks Niki, with help fromall Fushimi’s animal friends he manages to defeat Niki at last andalso probably punches him in the face repeatedly. Then Yata runs backto the lake and cradles Fushimi’s body as he talks about all thethings he actually likes about Fushimi, about how Fushimi’sthe only one he feels like he can really talk to sometimes and howFushimi has the best ideas and is really cool and Yata actually doeslove him even if Fushimi’s an asshole. This confession is enough tobreak the spell on Fushimi and bring him back to life, Fushimi actslike Yata’s confession was going overboard but he’s totally blushingand soon Yata’s blushing and they’re both adorable dorks who proceedto live happily ever after.

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Fushimi singing i wont say im in love! I think the muses would be a mix from the red and blue clans: Hidaka, Andy, Kamamoto, Shohei and Neko from the silver clan cause i think it would be fun. This can happen either in regular K universe or gakuen K.

I’m thinking Gakuen K because this just feels like a Gakuen Kscenario to me XD It makes me think of when everyone got trapped inthe video games, maybe there’s like some Strain who proceeds to trapall the main characters inside Disney movies and they have to travelfrom movie to in movie in order to escape. Each time they jump to anew movie, rescuing other members of the group along the way,everyone gets fancy new clothes in the design of one of thecharacters from the movie, of course Fushimi is constantly ending upas the princess. Or rather all the princesses, like first he’sunder the sea with a tail and a coconut bra and Yata as a tiny orangefish who keeps yelling at him and he finally manages to escape whenSparkling Sea Witch Munakata shows up and offers to let Fushimiescape in exchange for his voice. Instead Fushimi manages to convinceMunakata that they’re trapped in a movie and the three of them escapethrough a portal in the Sea Witch’s cavern, waking up lying in aforest with Fushimi in a short fringed dress next to Yata the raccoonand Munakata the hummingbird.

So they jump from movie to movie and each time the longer they staythe more they get sucked into the movie, like Fushimi gets separatedfrom everyone when he lands in Beauty and the Beast world, he doesfind Akiyama working as the horse but that’s about it. Then hetravels to the Beast’s castle to find Munakata the candlestickberating Mikoto the sleeping clock for oversleeping and soon Fushimifinds himself dragged into a musical number about being fed dinner.He finally meets Yata the beast and they start arguing like usual butthere’s this weird tension between them that Fushimi can’t handle.Maybe next movie world Yata gets to charm Fushimi onto a flyingcarpet and Fushimi’s starting to get annoyed at all this romance andhow much his inner Disney princess is falling for it. Finally helands in Hercules world and gets to have his own musical number as hedenies having any feelings for Yata while a bunch of their previouslymissing clansmen sing backup for him, after the song is done Fushimirefuses to talk to anyone about it and convinces himself that it’sall just the movies, really, it’s these stupid princess costumes,he’s really not in love. Really.

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Omg, but sarumi as disney's princess and the frog.

I know Saru is supposed to be the princess here but I think thisworks better if he’s the prince for once. So Yata’s this young poorkid working three jobs trying to get enough money to open his ownrestaurant. Yata’s bio dad was a chef who always dreamed of startinghis own restaurant, Yata really looked up to him and was devastatedwhen his dad died. His mom remarried and had two more kids but thenhis stepdad left them and Yata’s also helping to support the rest ofhis family, which makes it even more of a pipedream that he’ll everget enough saved to be able to open his own place. He gets a strokeof luck one day when local rich heir Munakata decides to hold a fancyball for some kind of visiting dignitary, Munakata tried one ofYata’s dishes one day at a restaurant where Yata was working parttime and decided that Yata would thus be the perfect person to caterhis lavish event. The payment is enough money that Yata can finallybuy the building to start his restaurant and he’s thrilled, hedoesn’t particularly like catering for rich snobs like Munakata buthe’s not going to say no to the guy who’s offering enough money forYata to finally realize his dream.

Meanwhile the visiting dignitary Munakata’s waiting on is none otherthan super gloomy Prince Fushimi, who’s actually running away fromhis asshole parents King Niki and Queen Kisa. Niki took away all ofFushimi’s assets figuring this would make Fushimi totally dependenton him so Fushimi decided fuck that and ran away, his plan being thathe’ll set himself up working as a right hand man to some rich idiotwho can’t do his own accounting and then he won’t even needhis parents to support him. He’s not very happy when he learns thelocal rich idiot is Munakata, who’s more of a scary rich dork whokeeps giving Fushimi looks like Munakata wants to dote on him.Fushimi decides he needs to rethink this plan when he runs into asuspicious man in a fox mask who offers to use magic to makeFushimi’s dreams come true. Fushimi is like yeah no thanks I’m notthat stupid so Colorless has him knocked out and dragged inside hiscreepy voodoo shack and casts a spell on Fushimi, turning him intothe world’s grumpiest frog. He also turns Fushimi’s manservant Mikotointo Fushimi’s double, planning to use him to kill Munakata and stealhis fortune, figuring that Mikoto must be simmering with resentmentfor his asshole prince employer. Unfortunately for Colorless Mikotodoesn’t actually care and proceeds to go take a nap on the nearestbench instead of killing anyone.

Fushimi meanwhile is not pleased about being a frog. Of courseeveryone knows the only way for a prince who’s been turned into afrog to change back is the kiss of a virgin so Fushimi figures hejust needs to find a virgin gullible enough to kiss him. Enter Yata,busy catering Munakata’s big party. Yata’s in a bad mood because hejust learned that the building he was going to buy for his restaurantis probably going to be bought out from under him by some richassholes. Also Munakata’s cousin Seri was at the party and Yata sawenough of her boobs that he needed to take a moment away fromeveryone to calm. Fushimi’s like yup, virgin spotted, and hops overto demand Yata kiss him. Yata’s initially like whoa a talking frogcool but that feeling cools pretty quickly when he realizes that heythis frog is kind of an asshole and who are you calling a virgin youwarty jerk. Fushimi impressively manages to click his froggy tongueas he notes that he’s not any more thrilled about this than Yata isbut he’d like to stop eating bugs and croaking so if Yata could justkiss him and then they can never see each other again. Yata’s likewell you’re a jerk but I’d be a bigger one if I just left you likethat so he leans in for a kiss. The next thing he knows Yata is acute little red frog and Fushimi is facepalming with his tiny webbedhands.

So for the rest of the night Fushimi and Yata find themselveswandering around trying to find a way to break the spell on them.Yata informs Fushimi that it’s the kiss of a princess thatturns a frog back to a human, not a virgin thank you very much sothis wouldn’t have worked anyway, Fushimi’s just like and where arewe supposed to find a princess idiot. Yata remembers Munakata’scousin Anna was also at the party and was going to be crownedprincess of the ball that night so he figures that should work, aslong as they find her before the ball’s ending time of midnight. Theytry to go find Anna but Colorless shows up, wanting to kidnapFushimi, and Yata and Fushimi get lost in the swamp while trying toescape. They end up having to work together to survive and theyslowly get closer, Yata’s amazed to find out that while Fushimi has abad attitude and acts lazy he’s actually really smart and kinda cooland works even harder than Yata, Fushimi realizes that Yata’s kind ofan idiot but he’s also really brave and sincerely kind and Fushimi’sso confused by how Yata keeps showing him open affection withoutappearing to want anything in return. Eventually they get back to theball just in time to see Munakata and Mikoto defeating Colorless(Munakata doesn’t like when people mess with his balls and Mikotodoesn’t like it when people bug him while he’s napping). Anna offersto kiss Fushimi to break the spell but it’s after midnight so it’stoo late. Fushimi sighs because of course this is how it turns outand Yata tries to cheer him up, saying maybe it’s not all bad,and in trying to cheer Fushimi up Yata ends up clumsily admittingthat he’s kinda fallen in love with Fushimi. In the end they decideto get frog-married and when they kiss the two of them turn back tonormal, since being married to Fushimi makes Yata a prince and ofcourse Fushimi was the princess whose kiss was needed to break thespell all along 8D

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Moana AU! Yata sets out to the sea to get grumpy demigod Fushimi to return Te Fiti's heart. Fushimi acts like he doesn't care but secretly just wants to be loved

Mikoto the lazy useless chicken is maybe my new favorite thing XD SoYata is the son of the village chief of small island tribe Homra andhe likes all the people there and everything but he also findshimself constantly looking out at the sea and wishing he could go outexploring. He feels really cooped up stuck on the island, plus he’snot really sure how good a chief he’d be anyway and he’s alwaysworrying that he’s not going to be able to measure up to thestandards of a chief. The only person who he feels kinda understandshim is official village crazy person Totsuka, who spends all his timehanging out in the shallows playing with the rays and looking outover the horizon. One day Yata gets into a fight with his mentorKusanagi and runs off, Totsuka finds him and asks if Yata wants tocome explore the cool cave Totsuka found. Yata figures why not andthe two of them head off together. While searching the cave Yatadiscovers a bunch of old boats and realizes that the people of Homrawere once voyagers how traveled the sea and had awesome adventures.Yata of course is all hyped up for this but Kusanagi reprimands himfor it because no one’s allowed to leave the island, there’s nothingbut danger out there on the ocean (which Kusanagi knows, because whenhe was young he tried to go out exploring and his best friend Mikotocame with him and drowned. In Mikoto’s honor Kusanagi has named hislaziest chicken after him).

Yata’s all depressed that he’s not allowed to go exploring the wayhis people used to when strange things start happening on the island,like all their harvested coconuts are rotten and there’s no fish,plus people have maybe started coming down with like some kind ofstrange corrupting disease. Yata’s feeling helpless because eventhough he’s supposed to be the guy who everyone looks to for helpthere’s not really anything he can do. That’s when the ill and dyingTotsuka calls Yata into his hut and gives Yata this strange glowingstone. He tells Yata that the magic glowing rock is actually theheart of the god Weismann, who created the world and then fell into along sleep on the island of Dresden. Legend says Weismann’s heart wasstolen by a demigod named Fushimi and then lost when Fushimi wasdefeated by a god of destruction called Colorless who also wanted theheart. The blight that’s affecting the island is the effects ofColorless’s rage, finally reaching their small island. Yata’s allconfused as to how Totsuka got the rock and Totsuka says he saw theocean bring it to Yata when Yata was little. Yata’s all confused andthen he remembers one day when he was little and tried to go look atthe ocean, and the water parted for him. Yata’s mom pulled him awaybefore he could wander too far but Totsuka thought the rock waspretty and kept it. He gives it to Yata and tells Yata not to worry,everything will be all right, and he believes that Yata can restorethe heart and save everyone. Yata’s worried though because by givinghim the heart Totsuka suddenly looks weaker than before and maybeTotsuka just smiles shakily and says that it’s fine, he was alwayssickly and knew he’d die young and that maybe he should have givenYata the heart earlier before things got this bad but he wanted tolive just a little longer. He’s going to be reincarnated as a raythough, so it won’t be that bad, and he tells Yata to smile.

Poor heartbroken Yata promises Totsuka that he’ll fix things and heruns out to the nearest boat, setting out to sea. He’s already out ofsight of the village when he realizes there’s a chicken asleep in thebottom of the boat and is like well, I guess it’s just you and meMikoto-san (Yata’s always been very polite to the chicken okay, he’sheard stories about the chicken’s namesake from Kusanagi and he hasRespect). Yata figures if he wants to restore the heart he needs helpand figures the best guy for the job would be that demigod who tookthe heart in the first place. There’s no story saying what happenedto Fushimi after he lost the heart though, so Yata decides he’ll justtrust his gut and the ocean to take him to the right place. He endsup washed up on an island with a skinny tattooed nerd in glassesglaring down at him and asking him if he even knows how tosail, what kind of moron goes out on the ocean without knowing how towork a boat.

Yata immediately jumps up like listen asshole I’m new at this andanyway who says you could do any better. The guy clicks his tongueand says that he could but he doesn’t have a boat, he’s been maroonedon this island for ages and he’s not interested in company. Yata’slike good because I don’t want to keep you company but that’s when henotices that one of the guy’s tattoos is moving, which is reallyweird. The guy glares down at his tattoo and tells Yata that thetattoos are of his so-called ‘exploits’ and Yata realizes that he’sstaring at demigod Fushimi. Yata asks Fushimi to help him out butFushimi’s like not my problem, he’s not interested in the troubles ofhumans because it’s not like they have any interest in him, afterall. Maybe in the stories Fushimi’s always been treated like asemi-bad guy rather than a hero, like the things he’s given tohumanity are always treated like accidents and he was actually tryingto cause trouble. Yata tells him that for once he could do somethingto help people instead of being a jerk, saying he has the heart ofWeismann and if they can restore it to where it belongs all thedarkness sweeping the land will be swept away. Fushimi looks justinterested enough to distract Yata so he can steal Yata’s boat, Yataimmediately runs after him and Fushimi tries to toss him off the boatonly for the ocean to kindly deposit Yata back on it. Yata givesFushimi this smirk like see, you can’t leave me and Fushimi rolls hiseyes because okay I can’t get rid of you but I’m still not helping.

So then the two of them have to go on an epic journey to restore theheart. In order for Fushimi to reach full power he needs his magicknives so they have to find those first and on the way Yata learnsthat Fushimi’s not really a god by birth, he was thrown into the seaby his asshole parents who didn’t want him and the goddess of the seamade him a demigod, Fushimi assumes just because even she didn’t wanthim and this way it got him out of the sea. During the quest toretrieve the knives Yata ends up helping Fushimi multiple times, likemaybe at one point Fushimi gets injured by some bad guys after theheart and the wound is poisoned so he has to ride out the fever andhe’s shocked and confused to find Yata by his side taking care of himthe whole time. Yata figures that Fushimi’s an asshole but he’s alsokinda cool. As they get closer to where Weismann is supposed to besleeping though Fushimi keeps getting more reluctant because hefucked this up once and what if he does it again. The small sparklingbespectacled man on one of his tattoos keeps giving him encouragingsign language pep talks while Yata has some long talks with chickenMikoto because he has to bare his soul to someone and thechicken’s there, okay.

They reach the island of Dresden and that’s when the two of them areattacked by Colorless. Yata tries to fight back against Colorless andis almost killed, Fushimi freaks out because maybe he didn’t evensteal the heart to begin with, it was lost during like a seaquake andFushimi tried to retrieve it to show he wasn’t useless and failed andnow here he’s going to fail again and the only person who was everprecious to him will be destroyed. He abandons Yata, claiming that hedoesn’t care about restoring the heart and probably finds somethingof Yata’s to set on fire out of spite (“There goes your oar,Misaki.” “Fuck you Saruhiko I need that to steer!”). Yata’s allheartbroken and angry but then the spirits of his ancestors andTotsuka rally around him and it gives him the courage to go tryagain, along with his trusty chicken. Fushimi sees Yata in danger andtiny tattoo Munakata just gives him this significant look, Fushimisighs and goes running to save Yata. Together they reach Dresdenisland but can’t find the sleeping Weismann. Fushimi turns to look atColorless and tells Yata to place the heart in the spot on theforehead of the fox mask that covers Colorless’s face. When Yata doesthe evil god’s body changes and he reawakens as Weismann, thankingFushimi and Yata for saving him and reversing all the blight thatcovered the land. In the end Yata drags Fushimi back to his islandwhere everyone can now join Fushimi’s tattoo in doting on him andloving him.

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Hercules (Disney) Sarumi AU! Misaki as Hercules, Saruhiko as Meg, Mikoto as Zeus and Hisui as Hades. Oh, and Saru sold his soul to Hisui for get rid of Niki and he won't say he's in love, because Misaki will choose Mikoto and he doesn't matter what happens to stupid Misaki anyway.

Totally here for Hercules AU where Fushimi sings I Won’t Say I’m inLove with Alphabet Squad muses backing him up, that would bebeautiful. So say Yata is like the little brother of chill god Mikotoand he’s happy up in Mt. Olympus when evil god Hisui decides to havehim kidnapped as part of a plot to get at Mikoto. Yata ends up losinghis godhood and falls to earth, where he’s adopted by a kind couplewho raise him to have a deep love of heroes and a desire to do heroicdeeds. He’s also still got his super god strength so he starts usingit to save people, which is awesome, but Yata always finds himselfwondering why he has this power and where it came from, his siblingsare perfectly normal so he knows it has to be something about him. Healso feels really left out of his family sometimes because his mothertells him one day that he was a foundling and Yata realizes that he’sthe only one in the family not actually related to anyone (ooh andmaybe the day he finds out little Yata runs away from home brieflywhere he ends up meeting this skinny gloomy kid in glasses who isalso running away from home. Yata says they should run awaytogether and makes the kid a promise that they’ll stick together, butthen there’s like a storm and an avalanche and Yata uses him strengthto save the kid but they lose track of each other in the process.Yata’s sad to lose his friend but he’s also found new resolve to usehis powers to save people, though he does wish he’d gotten that kid’sname. Elsewhere, Fushimi thinks that his new friend just got killedin the avalanche and it’s probably his fault somehow, and he justhuddles there filled with self loathing until Niki comes back tobring him home and make his life suck for a little longer).

Eventually Yata decides that if he wants to know where his strengthcame from he should ask someone who would know so he goes to thenearby temple of Mikoto and prays for answers. Mikoto himself showsup smoking a cigarette like ‘hey kid. Been a while.’ Yata is sopumped that the great god Mikoto knows who he is. Mikoto tells Yatathat he’s supposed to be a god too and the only way he can get hisgodhood back is to become a true hero or something. Yata is now extraeager to become an awesome hero and is sent to go train with retiredhero trainer Kusanagi, who’s an old friend of Mikoto’s and known forkeeping people in line and also sometimes training them to be properheroes. Yata starts doing heroic deeds and while he’s doing it hefinds himself constantly running into professional damsel in distressFushimi, who is distinctly unimpressed with Yata’s idea of heroism.Yata finds Fushimi super annoying and is determined to do somethingso heroic that Fushimi will have to admit he’s a hero. WhatYata doesn’t know is half the situations he ends up having to dealwith were actually set up by Fushimi, who sold his soul to Hisui inexchange for Niki’s death and is stuck working as his lackey for alleternity.

Yata keeps thwarting all of Hisui’s plans and in the process he andFushimi keep getting closer. At some point Yata realizes who Fushimiis, Fushimi acts like he didn’t know but he totally knew from thebeginning and has been trying to tell himself that Yata abandoned himto Niki that time. When Yata says that he looked for Fushimi then andwas so upset that he couldn’t find him Fushimi realizes that he wasall wrong but he can’t say anything now, not when he’s been workingfor the enemy. Hisui decides to use this to his advantage, pretendingto hold Fushimi’s life hostage in exchange for Yata giving up hispowers. Yata does because he wants to save Fushimi and then in theaftermath Fushimi himself admits that he’s been deceiving Yata allthis time, laughing coldly in Yata’s face and calling him a moronbecause he can’t stand that heartbreaking look on Yata’s face.

Meanwhile Hisui takes advantage of Yata’s powerlessness to try andtake over Olympus by seeking out the giant magic rock that gives thegods their powers, whoever has possession of it can rearrange all ofOlympus. Yata goes to try and defeat Hisui anyway but he’s losingbadly without his powers. At the last minute Fushimi jumps in to savehim and is seemingly killed by a boulder thrown by Hisui, this causesYata to get his powers back because the terms of his deal were hispowers for Fushimi’s safety and Fushimi is no longer safe. Yatadefeats Hisui and then goes into the underworld to save Fushimi’ssoul, Fushimi doesn’t want to go with him because he thinks that he’snot worth being saved by Yata. Yata’s like you idiot I told you we’dstick together right. He saves Fushimi and because of his heroismrisking his own life to save Fushimi Yata gets his full god powersback. He decides to give them up though because they’re awesome buthe wants to stay with Fushimi from now on, he made a promise thatthey’d stick together and he doesn’t intend to break that just forsomething like godly powers.

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Sarumi Aladdin AU! Saruhiko's reaction to the 'execution' of Yata: at the moment he hears it, after, and when see Yata again :3

When Fushimi first hears about Yata’s execution from his obviouslyevil vizier Hisui he’s probably a little suspicious, like you had noactual reason to execute him and clearly that idiot was no threat atall to me so what’s the real game here. Hisui just keeps calm andinforms Fushimi that Yata was considered a bad influence on theprince and that’s reason enough to execute him, and Fushimi’s welcometo take a look in the cells if he doesn’t believe Hisui. Fushimi doestake a look and maybe Hisui has his drunken father figure pretend tobe a prisoner just so he can inform Fushimi that if you’re lookingfor that red haired kid the guards dragged him away screaming agesago. Fushimi’s still suspicious but he’s starting to feel a little onedge, like what if Yata really did get killed because of him. I thinkFushimi would brood over it a little too, like especially since heand Yata had met a few times before Yata was taken by the guards andFushimi had actually been getting attached to Yata even if he didn’twant to admit it. Fushimi would feel really guilty about it too, eventhough he tries to tell himself that it’s probably Yata’s faultanyway, like maybe he antagonized the evil Vizier and if he wasn’tsuch an idiot he wouldn’t have gotten executed. Of course this is alljust Fushimi trying to rationalize to himself why he shouldn’t havegotten attached to Yata in the first place and how much he totallydoesn’t care and is not at all consumed by guilt because he thinksYata was executed because of him.

So then when he spots Yata again in his prince disguise Fushimi’simmediately cautious again, part of him can’t believe his eyes but heknows the moron in the floppy hat is definitely hismoron. I imagine the moment Fushimi really realizes who he’s seeinghe’s kinda shocked for a moment and probably feeling as close tohappy as Fushimi gets, like he can’t believe that Yata’s actuallyalive after Fushimi has already accepted that he was never going tosee Yata again. Once he gets over the shock Fushimi’s naturalcynicism sets in though and he’s probably super suspicious, like okayfirst Misaki should be dead and second why is he pretending to be aprince under an assumed name. He probably tries to use those concernsas a pretext for why he needs to talk to Yata and see Yata rightnow, it’s not that he’s relieved he just wants to get answersbecause he certainly doesn’t consider Yata someone precious oranything.

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Because the Aladdin asks were so cute, it got me thinking of a Hunchback of Notre Dame inspired AU (not the original where it's awful for everyone I mean like disney version-oriented) with Furshimi as Quasimodo and and Niki as Frollo because he too is a terrible dad who gave his kid a super mean name.

So say Niki is a judge who isn’t really obsessed with his own moralpurity like Frollo was, Niki’s just a dick and enjoys punishingpeople for arbitrary reasons. He especially hates any Romani who tryto enter the city because he doesn’t trust them and also it’s fun towatch them run away screaming from him and his death horse. Oneevening he spots a group sneaking into Paris and he tries to arrestthem but a woman escapes, running from the cathedral in hopes ofgaining sanctuary. Niki chases her down there and ends up killing heron the steps. He’s all proud of himself for taking out some moretrash when he spots the bundle the woman was carrying. Inside is thecutest little baby but of course Niki’s immediate reaction is towrinkle his nose and laugh because gross, this kid looks like amonkey. Niki considers just dropping the kid in a well but then hereconsiders, because he’s never had a kid before and it could be afun new plaything. He decides to name the child Saruhiko because hethinks it would be funny and then he bullies the Archdeacon intoletting the kid live in the belltower, where Niki just comes to visithim every now and again to tease him and to destroy anything Saruhikoshows any interest in whatsoever.

Flash forward and Fushimi’s grown into a scrawny nerd teenager whospends most of his time sulking in the belltower all alone and tryingto avoid interacting with any other human beings, especially his shitdad. His only ‘friends’ are three gargoyles, Akiyama, Hidaka andDoumyouji, who are possibly also figments of his imagination thoughsometimes Fushimi wonders because did he really think up someone asstupid as Doumyouji why would he do that to himself. From the belltower Fushimi has the best view in the city and he gets to watch aseveryone prepares for the annual festival. The town is full ofpeople, which Fushimi hates because ew people. He intends to justhide in the bell tower the whole time but then Niki comes up to checkon him. Fushimi decides to get the fuck out of there and in themiddle of trying to hide from Niki he slips and ends up almostfalling off the cathedral tower. Luckily he has good reflexes andmemorized the entire layout of the place so he’s able to get safelyto the ground but he also can’t get back into the cathedral withoutNiki catching him. He’s sulking his way through the festival when healmost gets run over by a bunch of revelers, he ends up stumblinginto a tent where Romani dancer Yata is preparing for his big show.He sees Fushimi looking all out of breath and flustered and tries tochill him out, like he doesn’t know who this kid is but he looks likedeath and should probably sit down for a bit. Fushimi’s totallyconfused because no one acts nice to him without an ulterior motiveand he starts taunting Yata, Yata bickers back at him and they end upkinda bonding and laughing at each other. It’s about time for Yata togo onstage and he tries to ask Fushimi to come watch him butFushimi’s already ducked out to go try and get back into his nicesafe cathedral with no people in it.

Yata wonders what happened to that weird guy but no time to dwell onit, he’s got awesome dancing to do. He performs a cool dance in frontof the crowd which totally bores Niki, who keeps yawningostentatiously to try and make Yata slip up. Fushimi’s totallytransfixed though and he’s so busy watching that he doesn’t realizeNiki’s spotted him. Niki of course isn’t going to let his littlemonkey off lightly and so he declares that it’s time to crown theKing of Fools and hey that kid in glasses over there looks like agood pick. Niki then eggs the crowd into throwing vegetables atFushimi and taunting him, all while Niki has a good laugh about it.Yata ends up breaking into the crowd though and telling everyone off,protecting Fushimi from the crowd while Fushimi just stares at himall confused and awestruck. Niki’s not happy that someone broke intohis playtime and tries to have Yata arrested. Fushimi helps Yataescape to the cathedral, where Yata claims sanctuary or whatever soNiki can’t arrest him. Niki figures he can smoke the kid out thougheventually and he just smirks and tells Fushimi that he’ll be by tocheck on his little monkey and his new friend later.

Yata’s really confused because okay Saruhiko your dad is crazy andFushimi just clicks his tongue and tries to walk away, not wantingYata to get hurt because of him. Yata follows him though and they endup hanging out in the bell tower together, Yata’s all amazed by theview Fushimi’s got and everything. Fushimi starts arguing with thegargoyles/figments of his imagination over what to do here because hewants Yata to stay but Niki’s going to show up eventually too. In theend he decides to help Yata escape, Yata’s all thankful and tries toget Fushimi to come with him where it’s safe. Fushimi’s still afraidof Niki though so he refuses, Yata hands him a bracelet that willlead him to where Yata’s people are hiding if Fushimi ever changeshis mind. A couple hours later Niki is informed that Yata escaped andhe figures Fushimi helped. Obviously there’s no way Niki’s lettinganyone else get close to his little monkey so he decides to set anice little trap. He tells Fushimi that he’s found where Yata wentand is sending soldiers after him, Fushimi gets worried and decidesto go after Yata. He almost gets killed by the rest of Homra led byan enthusiastically bloodthirsty Totsuka before Yata steps in to savehim. Of course that’s when Niki’s soldiers overrun the place andcatch everybody.

Yata and the others are all tied up and Niki plans to burn them atthe stake right in front of the cathedral where a very distraught andself-loathing Fushimi can watch. Fushimi pretty much assumes thatthis is how everything’s going to go for him, another precious thinggone, but with some prodding from his subconscious he finally decides'fuck this’ and goes to save Yata on his own. With the help of amillion knives and also some guys from the Royal Guard who weren’tinto the burning thing (also Captain Munakata has maybe taken a shineto Fushimi and finds him very intriguing) Fushimi’s able to save Yataand also throw Niki off a high ledge, which is pretty much the bestmoment of his life next to the one where Yata kisses him afterwardand then immediately acts like a flustered virgin about it.

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Sarumi Beauty and the Beast AU! One version with Fushimi as the Beast and other with Yata as the Beast. Thanks in advance!

Sarumi Beauty and the Beast it is (or as I like to think of it, Angryand the Asshole ^^). Under the cut because double scenario ended up long ^^

Sarubeast version, say Fushimi’s a sad grumpyprince living in his big empty castle with only his servants forcompany, having inherited the place after his shitty dad the Kingfell down an open well one day and died. Niki occasionally liked tofake his death just to fuck with Fushimi though so Saru’s naturallysuspicious of anyone he doesn’t know showing up and asking for a roomfor the night because you never know okay. One day an old hag comesto the door of his castle and asks to stay for the night, Fushimithinks she looks kinda Niki-ish so he turns her down flat and slamsthe door in her face. The old woman turns out to be an enchantresswho decides that wow this kid is an asshole and as punishment sheturns him into a hideous (yet still oddly sexy) beast, because thatwill totally help with Fushimi’s self esteem issues. The enchantressalso declares that if he doesn’t find someone who will fall in lovewith him despite his being a hideous beast and a giant asshole by thetime the last rose petal falls he will remain a beast forever andagain, yay for Fushimi’s self esteem issues this won’t mess him upfurther at all, way to go lady. Naturally Fushimi takes this curse asjust more icing on the shit cake that is his life and he lockshimself away in his room refusing to talk to anyone, even hisservants who have all been conveniently turned into weaponry (hishead steward Munakata is his sword, Awashima and the rest of thealphabet squad are all talking knives. Doumyouji finds this waycooler than he should).

Meanwhile, Yata is a simple village kid living with his street gangand worshiping his awesome gang leader Mikoto. One day one of thegang members, Totsuka, goes missing while on a trip to a nearbyvillage and Yata volunteers to go find him. He ends up getting lostin the woods and wanders around yelling at things until he stumbleson a giant castle. Yata’s like well, nothing suspicious here at all,may as well go inside. He finds Totsuka locked in the dungeon, havingstumbled into the castle during a rainstorm and upset the castle’smaster by trying to convince him to participate in fun new hobbiestogether. Totsuka’s not looking so good because they haven’t fed himanything in days and there’s no real bedding or anything in thedungeon. Yata decides he’s going to bust Totsuka out of there but ashe’s breaking the lock of cell with his baseball bat he hears thesound of something from behind him and just manages to avoid beingsliced by a knife. Yata’s confronted by the Fushimi-beast, who issuper annoyed at all these idiots breaking into his house. He alsototally forgot Totsuka was even there because he’s been too busypouting to check the dungeons. Yata decides he’ll hold off the beastwhile Totsuka escapes, Fushimi doesn’t feel like fighting so he’slike whatever, I’ll let him go if you stay. Yata doesn’t get why thisguy wants him and expects to be placed in the dungeons but insteadFushimi sends Yata to the kitchen and tells him to get cooking. Turnsout that it’s really hard for Fushimi’s servants to keep the placeclean and make him meals and such when they’re weapons and Fushimi’sbeen living off his emergency supply of CalorieMate for who knows howlong. He also hasn’t been doing any cleaning or dusting or choresbecause he doesn’t feel like it.

So Yata ends up being pretty much the one keeping the place in shape,he can’t believe that this stupid beast has survived this long whenhe’s so terrible at taking care of himself. Fushimi mocks Yata forbeing a lowly short human and they argue a lot but then sometimesthey end up bonding, like they spar at one point just for fun andYata’s amazed at how good Fushimi is with his knives, like eventhough he’s been turned into a monster Fushimi’s still quick andagile and can hold his own against Yata easily. They end up becomingreally close but Yata keeps talking about how great his gang backhome is, talking about how much he misses Mikoto-san. Finally Fushimiconvinces himself that Yata only cares about Mikoto and doesn’treally like Fushimi at all, so Fushimi chases him out of the castleand tells him never to come back. Yata storms off all upset but he’shalfway back to the village when he realizes that Fushimi was justbeing an insecure ass and he runs back demanding Fushimi be honestwith him. Fushimi tries to deflect and act like he doesn’t care aboutYata but Yata finally decides ‘okay, fuck it’ and kisses him, undoingthe spell. Yata’s amazed to find out that Fushimi isn’t actually abeast (he is still an asshole, but Yata’s kinda gotten used to thatby now so it’s not so bad).

Yata-beast version, Yata’s a prince living in a castle with hisawesome posse of servants and skateboarding through the halls of thecastle and it’s great. One day an enchantress shows up at his doorand asks for a room for the night, but unfortunately turns out Yata’son the other side of the castle skateboarding and the servant he leftto watch the door, Mikoto, fell asleep in front of the fireplace sono one answers. The enchantress gets pissed and turns Yata into ahideous (but also oddly sexy) beast, declaring that he will remainthat way until he finds someone who falls in love with him. Shefigures this will be pretty hard because Yata started stuttering andpanicking the minute he saw her boobs, like good luck finding agirlfriend, virgin.

Fushimi meanwhile is a simple village boy living with hisoverly-doting dad Munakata. One day Munakata sends Fushimi on anerrand to pick something up in the forest, Fushimi complains becauseugh the forest is cold and full of nature do I have to. Munakatareally needs that herb though so off Fushimi goes. He’s wanderingaround looking and that’s when he spots the mysterious castle thatreally should have been visible from the village. He also noticesthat the herb he needs seems to be growing from a plant in one of thecastle windows so Fushimi figures okay, break in, steal herb, go homeand hide under blankets for the rest of the day. He gets inside thecastle only to be tripped up by Kamamoto, who is now Yata’s sentientskateboard. Yata comes to see what all the commotion is, Fushimi’slike who the hell are you, furball. Yata gets pissed at being calleda furball and starts yelling at Fushimi, Fushimi yells back andaccidentally admits that he broke in to steal the herb. Yata’s likeoh so you’re a thief well okay since you broke in I’m gonnamake you stay here until you apologize. Fushimi’s like fuck if I’mapologizing to some short beast, Yata’s all well then have funstaying here forever asshole.

So Fushimi ends up stuck in the castle, he keeps trying to escape andbeing stopped by Yata’s inanimate object servants (cigarette lighterKusanagi and ashtray Mikoto are particularly annoying, though tinyadorable red teacup Anna does befriend him a bit). He and Yata keeparguing a lot, like Yata figures that if Fushimi’s here he could atleast help out around the place, only to discover that Fushimi can’tcook and refuses to clean and claims he’s allergic to plants so hewon’t help out in the garden. What it does turn out he can do isfight stuff though, like some random passing hero tries to break inand slay the beast and Fushimi takes the guy down easily with themillion knives Yata didn’t know he had hidden under his coat. Yatahas to admit that’s kinda cool, Fushimi just shrugs like whatever buthe’s secretly a little happy at hearing someone besides his dotingdad call him cool. He and Yata end up getting closer and all theservants are at first like all right, they’re going to hook up andwe’ll all go back to normal but they neglected to realize thatFushimi is an emotionally constipated wreck who won’t admit hisfeelings if his life depended on it. The Homra servants proceed toput into place various plans to try and get Fushimi ti spit it outalready, finally they have skateboard Kamamoto trip him again so hebasically trips and falls on Yata’s lips and next thing everyoneknows the two of them are making out and oh hey, everyone’s back tonormal now. Fushimi teases Yata about how he blushes a lot more nowthat he’s not a beast, Yata’s like shut up I am not (but he so is).