#and aaaaaaaaa I'm about to tear up

[v1rtualv4mp]

Top 5 biggest hear me outs in Naruto

YES YES FINALLY SOMEONE ASKED

CW: V1RTUALV4MP BEING 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

ahem..

5– Rock Lee

HE IS SO SO PRECIOUS IF HE WAS REAL I'D DATE THE SHIT OUTTA HIM AND ALSO I'M JEALOUS ASF OF WHOEVER GOT THEIR CHEEKS CLAPPED BY HIM IN BORUTO 'CAUSE FYM HE HAS A SON NOW UM ACTUALLY I AM THE MOTHER BRO I AM THE MOM I AM HIS WIFE THIS GUY IS SERIOUSLY SUCH AN INSPIRATION FOR ME WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT GIVING UP ON LITERALLY ANYTHING I REMEMEBR THIS BABYBOY. WE LOVE YOU LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

4– Deidara

Y'all seriously underestimate how men with long hair drive me absolutely feral BRO LISTEN UP THIS BOUTTA SOUND WEIRD AS SHIT BUT I AM WEIRD AS SHIT BUT LIKE I PROBABLY HAVE SYNESTHESIA AND THIS MF SMELLS LIKE MF SWEAT BRO IF HE WAS REAL I WOULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF HIS BODY LIKE DAWG THAT ONE SCENE WHERE HE THREW UP CLAY????????????????? GOD JUST BREED ME ALREADY THIS MAN IS SUCH A SLUT WALKING AROUND IN THAT CROP TOP WITH THAT TINY WAIST HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING AND ALSO... THE MOUTH HANDS.... THE MOUTH HANDS...........

3– Zetsu

BOTH. OH GODDAMNIT SOMEONE PLEASE JUST HEAR ME OUT PLEASEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA I'D LET HIM EAT ME I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HES SO SOS HOT OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE A THING FOR MONSTERS BRO I AM NOT OKAY I ALREADY MADE A POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANT THIS MF TO FUCK ME RAW AAA HE DRIVES ME CRAZY OH OKAY ALRIGHT I'M LITERALLY TEARING UP IRL I GOT EMOTIONAL

2– Iruka Umino

UNDERRATED BABY. BOYFRIEND MATERIAL 100% ‼‼‼‼‼ HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART HE'S SO PURE I WANT TO MARRY HIM AND HAVE A WHOLE CHEERLEADING TEAM OF KIDS WITH HIM I WANT HIM TO BE MY HUSBAND I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS FUCKING BASTARD HE'S AN ANGEL

1– Idate Morino AKA that one sonic boy that flirted with Sakura

UM ACTUALLY HE'S MY BOYFRIEND Y'ALL 😍😍😍😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 ANYWAYS WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM LIKE GODDAMN LOOK AT HIM THERE'S JUST SOMETHING SO CHARMING ABOUT THIS BOY WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED I INSTANTLY BUSTED A NUT HES SUCH A LOSER SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE THE ONLY REASON IM NOT WRITING A WHOLE BIBLE ABOUT THIS GUY IS BECAUSE HE'S A MINOR, THAT'S ALL UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH WE SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE SCENES WITH HIM THIS IS NOT FAIR

[wondrluv]

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

okay i'm done screaming (for now)

what about connor's reaction to vi in the wag jacket?!?! since you just mentioned that !

it's okay, vibe o'clock is back, we live for screaming.

i'm thinking vi has been in chicago for a majority of her break especially since michigan is playing at Wrigley on Friday so she'd be seeing her parents and luca anyway.

but she's hanging around connor's apartment and he's coming back from practice with a box in his hands causing her to raise an eyebrow, they giving you more clothes to wear?"

his laugh rung out through the space, shaking his head as he made his way over to her, "no, actually. this one, is for you, pretty girl."

her eyebrows furrowed, taking the box from his hands and placing it on the couch before slowly taking the top off and pealing back the layers of the tissue paper. at first, the white winter coat that was nestled in the box made her raise an eyebrow in confusion and suspicion, but as she pulled it out, letting it hang down from her hands, she turned it around and gasped softly at the 98 branded to the back of the coat followed by the 'bedard' in red curvisive just below it.

her eyes flicked to her boyfriend and then back at the jacket, tears almost welling in her eyes, "i got a wag jacket?"

he couldn't help the small chuckle that came from his throat, eyes scanning over the pure joy that was written all over her face, "yeah, baby. you are my girlfriend and if i remember correctly that is what the 'g' in wag stands for."

"shut up," her eyes made work of memorizing every detail on the jacket, the 'chicago' written on the left sleeve in the same red cursive lettering his name was in.

connor was beaming with pride as he watched her, only slightly confused as to why something with his name and number made her tear up when she had so many other things that did. but if it was special to her, it was special to him so it didn't matter much what he thought.

[merakiui]

(sending again because I think it got eaten the first time)

Mera,,, you hit my weak spot with the tags on the dacryphilia ask w/ Azul,,, Not only was Azul being a crybaby just *chef's kiss* but,,, Bottom tweels in the tags!!! orz

I'm so weak for tall, strong men being submissive, it's unfair,,, Jade especially!! Always so put together and perfect, it just make you wanna mess him up even more!!! I imagine at first he'd try to save face, insisting he doesn't feel a thing... but after wringing a few orgasms out of him, he's a sobbing, drooling mess 💕💕🫣

Of course, Floyd would act like a brat throughout the whole thing,, you'd have to tie him up to get him to behave (if you can manage that). He's squirming and kicking the whole time, complaining about how it's too much and it doesn't feel good anymore and he can't even cum more than this-- He secretly loves having all your attention, but he won't admit it 👉👈

Or or or!! Eating them out/fingering them in their merforms!!! Just thinking about them wrapping their tails around you because they're so overwhelmed, but it feels so good,, 🤤💕 OTL

Bottom eels are cutest eels and I will never be immune to their charms 💕💕 (bonus point if reader is smaller than them because size kink hehehe)

- 🦈

Azul being a crybaby is just so !!!!!!! OTL I love love love the idea of him falling for his bully even though they treat him so terribly. It's some sort of Stockholm syndrome he develops in which he comes to associate you with comfort even if your words are mean and you look at him like he's filth. :( no one has ever paid this much attention to him before, whether positive or negative, so any type of attention makes him feel so special. AAAAAA so many thoughts, but I will spare you the ramble!! >_<

Bottom tweels... >:) yes yes yes!!!! Picturing Jade as a sobbing, drooling mess is so good. I just think he deserves to be reduced to a loser virgin who has never known the touch of another until you and he just folds the minute he puts the tip in or the moment your lips wrap around his dick. Jade being so overly sensitive that even your fingertips waltzing across his heated skin is enough to bring tears to his eyes. Tie him up and ride him until he can't cum anymore, or fuck him into the mattress and his brain shuts off. He goes from cold, calculating eel to sobbing, gasping, mess of eel by his third orgasm.

And Floyd... omg he's such a brat!!! You're so right! He fights you with everything he's got because it makes things more exhilarating and he also just doesn't like the idea of being pinned down so easily, but wring a few orgasms from him and he's reduced to a whiny mess. He's practically putty in your hands at that point. <3 he still tries to struggle if only because he's so restless and overstimulated and he's cumming dry, but he can't stop moving his hips. orz no thoughts in his brain, just sex sex sex sex.

EATING THEM OUT/FINGERING THEM IN THEIR MER FORMS AAAAAAAAA OTL OTL and they're wrapping their tails around you to hold you in place so you won't stop. It feels soooo good and they're soooo sensitive and !!!!!!!! Floyd has to actively restrain himself from squeezing you to breaking, but he can't help tightening his grip. Neither can Jade, but he's a little bit better at keeping his strength in check. Most of the time. ;;;; but they're both so easy when they're like this, sprawled on the sea floor and begging you for more. >:)

I love bottom eels. <3 they're so cute. If you're smaller than them, it's even better because no one will believe that you're capable of reducing these eels (who are so much bigger and stronger than you) into the most desperate bottoms ever!!!! And maybe they let you collar them and tug them around with a leash hehe. It's such a yummy dynamic when size difference is involved. Jade and Floyd adore you; they'd kill for you. orz you're just so perfect and the twins are so whipped.

[not-someone-who-matters]

HEARD THE WISDOM SAGA SPOILERS FOR THAT GONNA SYA EVERYTHING I NOTICED XCUSE THE TYPOS ITS 11 AM ILL EDIT TMOORROW

1, light used as a motif for kindness, warmth, mercy... "So I could bring the world some light" "his light went dark" etc etc

2 "where is he? Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Where is he? Where is the man with whom you'll spend you life cuz in my darkest days Penelope's my drive"

Vs

"where is he? Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Where is he? Where is the man with whom you'll spend you life cuz it's been twenty years, and we still have no king."

Both wanting Penelope as a wife but one sees her as something wonderful to think of as motivation and the other sees her as an object and a prize!!!!

3. "When you (....) of a mother gonna choose a new husband" has a similar melody to "keep your head low he's aiming for the torches"

4. Also that OOH! After antinous speaks sounds exactly like my classmates when they start picking on my friends like XD these suitors are so inmature!

5. Wow antinous does not play around. The SA themes already started.

6. "If I fight this monster... Is it you I'll find?" LIKE IF HE FIGHTS ANTINOUS IS HE SOMEHOW GONNA GET CLOSER TO ODYSSEUS?? also fight those monsters, and Odysseus who is a monster- but a different kind of monster, who protects his own.... You can't choose whether or not you are a monster but you can choose the kind of monster you are...

7. Athena comparing the suitors to dogs and Telemachus to a wolf!!! One more noble and dignified than the others!!!

Also Athena. Don't insult Argos by comparing him with the suitors :(

8. "If she doesnt choose a man to adorn her we:lol being blood and tears..."

Odysseus... Hurry

9. Those who remember your light may notice that the "what keeps you up so late at night my friend" sounds similar to "tell me Athena why you came to my aid."

10. HIS LIGHT WENT DARK AS IN. HE TURNED FEOM THE BRIGHT AND HOPEFUL KID HE WA STO SOMEONE A LOT DARKER AND HOPELESS. AAAAAAA

11. "I could sleep at night" vs "what's a title that a goddess could lend if I'll never sleep at night" AAAAAAAAA

12. WHEN HE TRIES TO LEAN HIS HEAD ON HER SHOULDER AND FALLS.... AAAAAAAAAA

13. "Odysseus where did you go" where did his happiness and joy go.... AAAAAAA I'm crying now.

14. Calypsos .O. face!!! Calypso they could never make me hate u.

15. THE WAY CALYPSO MOVES SO MUCHA ND IDK SOMETHING ABOUT HER IS SO CHILDISH which makes sense bc how many years alone.... But she's so movey!! They could never make me hate Calypso fite me. The moment this animatic is out I'm !!! She acts innocent (but isn't) and reminds me a lot of Rapunzel in the movie when she just got out of her tower.

16. "I'll stay inside your heart" "I'll always love you, I'll stay in your heart" AAAAAAAA

17. Stay in my open arms. :). I am. so Normal.

18. ATHENAAAAA

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Have I ever told you how good your writing is. The way you string words together. It's. Dude. Dude. Your vocabulary. You're. It's. DUDE. (context is that i finally pushed myself out of an annoyingly long slump of not being able to read any of the books or long fics I was halfway through!!! Was unwillingly depriving myself of l2c. Idk I guess it was just my body wanting to kill me or something) I was reading a bunch (up to chapter 22 I believe before the internet killed itself) on a plane (Ironically! from new orleans back to nj. Great timing on my part) and I. Dude. Would you point and laugh at me if I told you I was tearing up just a little tiny bit (JUST A LITTLE, of course, no amount more than that pssshhh). It's just. Uauurgghhh I'm going to bite the wall. So, so good. Your fight scenes are so cool. You build up to big fiery emotions and dwell in them for just the right amount of time for maximum punch (AND THEY PUNCH. trust me that they mcfuckin punch). It's. Aururggghhhhhhh AAAA okay good night

Hi I dropped my phone behind my bed trying to answer this and Misty is being hyper under there also and PEANUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAA!!!

I actually saw this earlier and actually inspired me to finally edit the stupid typos out of the next chapter that was in line (19, you're ahead of me now so forgive any fucky bits you may have or will notice). Depending on how I'm feeling this weekend (ie how much of it I spend making more tiktoks) I might try to knock a few more out!!

(Now Misty is being hyper Not Under The Bed aaaaaa)

L2C was (and continues to be) so incredibly special to me and to hear someone gush about it, the likes of which I haven't encountered since I was spoiling the best parts on Instagram in 2020 (and by gushing i mean Comment Sobbing and being pouty about my teasing of plot points that i Didn't Want To Spoil Yet Actually), is just!!!! AAAAAAAAA thank you so much????? Thank you for reading it and making fanart and sending these kind of asks!!!!

Preaching by saying I don't plan on leaving the bmc fandom, but my brain has been latching onto other things lately, and despite the little bmc tiktok spree I've been on the last few days (which did notably include deltarune and ace attorney), it's not the only thing taking up real estate in my brain anymore. That being said, I really do hope that I can, at some point, finish the New Mutants AU (tentatively calling it Being New Mutants in my head) and hopefully capture more of this.. idk, reader's glee?? That you're spilling for me. Or if not that, something else that's been sitting in my notes app for way too damn long lol.

Again thank you so so so soso sosososososo much for this ask peanut I want to print it out and hang it on my wall you are so sweet oh my god aaaaaand yeah!! Have a picture of The Hyper that has finally calmed

[h0nkch0c0late]

hiii, bestie<33 i'm sure you didn't expect me here at all. it's not like i said a moment ago that i’d do it 🙄

i would like to ask for another angst, because my soul feeds on my suffering. i was thinking of dean x reader, where our dear sweetest reader, who is also a hunter, has feelings for dean who is a role model and such a hero to her and she finally decides to tell him everything and he is like "🧍‍♀️" because he only sees her as a younger sister 🫣

thank you!!<3 byeeee

AAAAAAAAA YESSSS

Like a Sister

Dean Winchester x Reader

Summary: As a hunter, you learned from a very young age that you shouldn't get into relationships. Meeting the oldest Winchester brother changed this idea for you, but unfortunately, he doesn't feel the same.

WARNING(S): Unrequited love, rejection, mild swearing, angst

Dean Winchester was your biggest role model, and practically a hero.

You were only four years younger than him, being Sam's age.

And, just like the brothers, you had been in the hunting life ever since you could walk.

You had met the brothers during the first time they had been up against Lucifer, and since then, had always been a phone call away.

To your luck, they always needed your help. At least, that's what Dean always told you.

And this time it was no different. Well, not so different other than you had developed feelings for Dean over the past couple of months and had been working up the courage to tell him.

You were sure that he felt the same about you. The way he hugged you was different than how he hugged other people, and, in cases where you had almost died, well...let's just say there were tears and lots of yelling involved on his part.

...well, that's what you thought at least.

So, here you were, hunting down a nest of vamps. Sam and Dean were in the middle of a very petty fight, and had separated from doing hunts together, so it was only you and Dean this time.

And you were determined to tell him your feelings.

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The hunt was going fairly well, you and Dean had killed (what you thought was) all of the vamps.

As you both breathed heavily, covered in blood that was definitely not your own, you began to build up your courage to tell him everything.

"Hey Dean?" You began, your voice uncharacteristically quiet.

He turned to you, "What's up?" He asked, his eyebrows quirked in curiosity.

"I...have something important to tell you." You say as you begin to walk closer to him.

He chuckled, "What could be more important than celebrating our win?" He questioned, clueless as ever.

You gulped, noticing how close to the two of you were as you looked at him, "I...I've looked up to you for a while. You're practically my hero! In fact...as of recently, you've kinda...become more than a hero to me? And I...just wanted to tell you..."

His eyes tore away from you as he noticed movement. An extra vamp you two hadn't accounted for was beginning to sneak up behind you, no doubt trying to catch you by surprise and failing. "Move!" He yelled at you before you could finish what you were saying, slightly pushing you out of the way and making you stumble as he he lifted his machete and took off the vamp's head.

Having your heart racing once more from the scare of the vamp, and now being covered in even more blood, you shook off your nerves, wiping away the imaginary dirt that littered your knees.

"Sorry." Dean apologized, turning to you once again, "what were you gonna say? Other than the whole "you're my hero" thing?"

You tensed, blinking furiously at him a couple times as you tried to regroup your thoughts and gather your courage once more, "I...I-uh, I like you. I have very very strong feelings for you. And I really hope you feel the same because then I'll just feel like an idiot, but I am really really into you." You ranted, making sure that nothing could cut you off again.

Your confidence in his feelings began to run thin as you watched him freeze, dropping the blood covered machete to the ground as he stared at you wide eyed.

The air around you fell thick with silence as Dean gathered his thoughts, clearly shaken by the confession that had just taken place.

You saw his chest rise as he took in a deep breath, his eyes going from wide to now guilty as his lips formed a frown, "Look, kid, I..." He began.

You felt your heart begin to crack as you knew where he was getting at. He wouldn't have called you "kid" otherwise.

"You're cool and all, I'm I'm glad you think of me as some sort of role model, but...listen, I don't feel the same. I think of you as a younger sister, you know?" He told you, trying to let you down as gentle as possible.

You felt your eyes beginning to get glazed with tears as the man before you broke your heart even more.

"I don't want this to change anything between us, okay? You'll always be a little sister to me. Can we just...pretend like this never happened?" He asked. He felt horrible, hurting you like that. But what choice did he have? He didn't want to lie to you, and it was impossible for him to see you in any other light than as a sister.

You quickly wiped away the tears that had managed to fall as you attempted to gather the broken pieces, clearing your throat as you nodded, "Yeah...can we-uh-can we just go? I wanna get cleaned up." You dismissed, your voice cracking.

Dean nodded, turning and making his way towards the impala.

You followed behind, staring at the ground as you plopped yourself into the backseat, not even daring to look at the man before you.

The ride to the bunker was silent, and as the both of you separated (you getting into your own car, and Dean making his way to the entrance of the bunker), not a word was spoken. No goodbye, no "thank you", you just left.

You wanted to believe that nothing would change between the two of you, but the thought of seeing him after he broke your heart...it was an impossible task.

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:))))))) @pinchofhoney <33

[bunnyreaper]

im the prev ex bfs dad price anon 😁 had more thoughts about him 😁 u begging him to pick u up in his lovely car just to take u away somewhere... him going absolutely livid after finding out his son cheated thats why u guys broke up, u crossing the console to sit in his lap and sobbing into his chest him stroking up and down ur back AAAAAAAAA i know its not sexual but its soooooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰. maybe you look up at him through tear stained lashes and then blink up and see the reverent look in his eyes and realise how much price really likes you, you weren't looking hard enough because you were too focused on your shitty ex to even look properly at price but now he has u in his arms and its better than anything your ex made you feel so you lean in, feel your shaky breaths mingle with his steady ones and kiss 😁😁😁 AAAAAAAAAAAA

screaming crying and screaming some more yes yes yes I'm so glad everyone understands and vibes with this???

[hotchs-big-hands]

Omg hi I've been stalking your blog like a horny lil guy, I don't know what happened in the past few days but I'm LIVING for the explosion of new Hotch x reader content

I might come off anon after a minute but would you mind if I 🦴 for now?

Also, I've been thinking a lot recently about giving Aaron aftercare.... we know this man is not used to receiving it. Even if his sex life was a little bland with Hailey and Beth, he's always been a giver and more dominant. And he's used to being the one checking in on his partner and making sure they're doing okay before, during, and after. So when the "what do you like for aftercare?" conversation comes up, and reader's like, oh! Would you like me to wash your hair or give you massage after sex? Do you need extra reassurance and praise after a rougher scene? And Aaron's is just so confused at first, like "honey I'm the one taking care of you" and reader's gotta be like, "your needs after sex should be met too" and he's just like🥺🥺, in a state of shock??

Like man's gotta THINK about his response, he doesn't even know what to ask for (~cue the trying different kinds of aftercare montage~)

Idk as someone active in the BDSM community... the number of dom(me)s I've had who have been absolutely shocked when I asked what they wanted for aftercare is just so sad to me. Seems like a very Hotch-coded response tbh

Omg HIIIIII 🦴 anon!!!!! Thank you for enjoying the content so far 🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖 I honestly couldn't tell you what happened either but I'm also living for it too!!!

And AAAAAAAAA YES!!!! Aftercare FOR Aaron just 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I think he would be emotional that you want him to have an aftercare plan too. Like he would probably need a moment to just. Process what you just said and then he has to blink a few tears away cuz this is an unheard of concept to him. The thought of having a cute exploration of aftercare methods for him is just sooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I think it's really good you brought this up!! Aftercare for doms is very important!!

[dumbhirano]

I just saw your post about how you like positive attention. So I wanted to pop in and say I love your art! Your babygirl-ifying of Avery has made him all the more dear to me, and I adore you for that. Thank you for existing!

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AAAAA 😭😭

I woke up to this im so so happy fjrbhdhd

Thank you so much for liking my art!! (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠) I myself am not confident about it even just a bit, so to receive you guys' love and support, I'm overjoyed everytime!!

I'm not sure what I did to Avery's design, but I'm glad you like him!! aaaaaaaaa sorry I'm seriously happy I'm really really grateful _(:3 」∠)_

Thank you so so much, I can't describe how happy I am with words. Your last line made me tear up and now I want to flood the entire room with my tears thank you so so much, I mean it, I am really, really grateful, thank you, in all seriousness

[gilly-moon]

Your art is so beautiful I just wish I could eat it. By the way, the fanfic is absolutely heartbreaking right now, the last chapter literally had me sobbing in tears??? How long have you been drawing and writing?

I've been doing both for 7 years and I still feel like I suck...

thank you so much!!! And I'm so glad you're enjoying my fic, I truly never expected my writing would make anyone cry so that's,,,a huge compliment actually aaaaaaaaa

and hey!!! hey you!!! take that 'i suck' right out of your vocab friend!!! drawing and writing are about having fun and making what you want. there are plenty of online courses and video tutorials if you want to build up those skills (and practice really does make perfect) but my biggest tip for ANY creative out there is to find the niche that you enjoy creating for and just lean into it. HARD. art school killed my passion for creating and the only thing that brought it back was just drawing whatever the hell I wanted to draw, for the fun of it. (that being said, I'm not the person to give advice if you're leaning into this as a profession)

anyways, ramble aside, I've been drawing my whole life, but I remember consciously deciding to have art as my thing around....good lord, almost 20 years ago? and I started writing original stories about 16 years ago. (god I feel old now)

so keep at it!!

[doors-worstenemy]

I'm just thinkin abt slinkborg rn... I m just thinking like Brink would be so sick of Kyborg's nagging every time Slique is in the room.. And sick of Kyborg constantly picking fights with them both over nothing... And Brink just kissing Slique,, then kyborg... To get the fighting over with.. Totally just so they both are angry at him.. Yea totally... Then they sloppy make out bcz my daydreams don't need reasons I just need these three to go out... I need brink Tussler in knee high boots but his pants have that like lace all up the side.. And... His big goofy cape.. And when kyborg and Slique are cold they all cuddle in his cape. Eee kydron AAAAAAAAA brink meeting Kydron and Kydron just frozen, not knowing what to do as Brink brushes his hand over the metal that hides where his mouth once was and places a gentle, loving, kiss on the smallest bit of flesh that still makes up his face... And brink taking Kydron's hand... And evil thoughts.. So evil.. Romeo and Juliet style "I can't live without you"... I never read Romeo and Juliet.. But Brink placing Kydron's right hand over his heart and brushing a strand of hair behind kydron's ear.. And Kydron shoots him... And he dies,,, then Kydron dies,,, and they live happily ever after in the afterlife... And thinkin about Slique staying up late, playing his lute as quietly as possible while frustratingly tuning it but never being satisfied. And brink coming down stairs to see Slique fighting with his lute, trying to make it perfect, trying to get the right sound from it, but it's never right. It's never his lute, no matter how tight he pulls the strings. They snap and he can't take it anymore, he brakes down sobbing.. And gets scared by Brink quickly pulling him into a hug, trying to calm him down but failing until Slique passes out from just being so frustrated and exhausted... And in the morning he wakes up to see Brink had restringed his lute,, and was trying to tune it, but it sounded horrible as Brink didn't know how to play... So Slique quickly takes his lute back, not sparing even a second to wipe the dried tears from his cheeks.. He tunes his lute, almost immediately satisfied with the sound, and teaches Brink how to play simple notes and how to hold it and tune it and,,,, they're so in love,,, and thinkin about kyborg waking up first and making coffee for the other 2,,but after smelling coffee Brink would immediately wake up to help Kyborg bcz he never broke the habit of how they used to make coffee while traveling (he still puts dirt in it bcz hes used to making it for mudd and the other infinights who I think would have gotten used to muddy coffee),,, gn chat,,,

[tribow]

So I watched The Silver Guardian

A.K.A. Gin No Guardian. Both seasons.

This is one of the worst shounen's I've seen. Wow! Seriously that's impressive.

So you got a story where the main character is supposed to be an elite gamer. Yet, he's lame as hell. This guy shows off absolutely 0 skill in every battle he takes place in. He wins his fights not because of himself, but because of an item someone gives had given him. Every single time. He never wins on his own merit.

What makes it worse is how he is set up. He was a famous player who could take down end-game bosses with the weakest gear. His whole shtick is that he was too poor in real life afford paying for the best items, so he manages with the weak gear. (The game seems to be an MMO...think of it like Maplestory if you know that game).

So in this new MMO game, money is literally power. Maximum pay to win energy coming from this game. If you're rich, you're OP. In-game currency is literally your power level (which you can buy with real money). How is the poor main character so good in this new game?

Ah, he was given billions of money right at the start he doesn't even have to actually try c'moooon. What's the point of the setup? Was it all just a waste of time?

Yes.

That's what The Silver Guardian is. A bigass waste of time. What I just complained about wasn't even the premise of the story, just an aspect of the main character. There's no point in discussing the story or the characters. There's nothing to it.

Characters? What about them? They're nothing but a stack of cliches. There's no character writing to speak of here, just cogs in the plot machine.....a machine that explains nothing by the way. The characters may allude you to something deeper within the story, but there's nothing there! There will never be anything there for you!

I'm repeating myself at this point, so how about something actually interesting? The production:

The Silver Guardian is an adaptation of a manhua. It's Chinese....well sorta. The original manhua is certainly Chinese, but the production of this anime is fairly japanese. A lot of the staff are Japanese staff, but the studio is a Chinese one.

Haoliners Huimeng Animation is the studio. It's the first time I've seen their work and it seems aight. Although they got help from BLADE too and there was contracted japanese animators involved as well. It's hard to judge how much of the animation came from Haoliners without looking into it. (Even the opening is a japanese one!)

I'm not debating whether to call this "anime" or anything. I just find it interesting. Silver Guardian is apparently a pretty popular manhua. Surely this adaptation isn't faithful to the original. I can see proper setups to story beats that the anime just doesn't execute on.

Was this trying to pander to a japanese audience or something? I definitely got the vibe of an unfaithful production Could this be some kind of cash grab?

I could be a little too suspicious, but when I saw that Tencent is the publisher of the manhua I couldn't help being skeptical. Maybe the original work is actually that bad, but then how is it so successful? Aaaaaaaaa, I'm so curious!

Well anyway, the show sucks ass. I wouldn't recommend watching it unless you're there for the sole purpose to tear it to shreds. All those youtubers who farmed Sword Art Online's bad writing for views have no idea what some actually terrible writing can be like. THIS is some bottom of the barrel shit that would actually need more than an hour to dissect everything wrong with it. It's truly fascinating how bad this is.

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LUH MY BELOVED! I just want you to know I’m thinking about you and I adore you and I am sending you hugs and loves and everything that makes you happy! I hope you had a nice weekend! 😘💕💜💖💗🤗💕💖💜💗💕

JEN!! I'm so sorry for the *very* late to reply!

Aaaaaaaaa shucks you are so sweet! I just teared up a little bit 🥹🥹🥹 don't mind me

Im also thinking about you 💕and I adore you more!!! Sending many many many many hugs back at ya \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ (x ♾️)

hope you're okay, and that this message might at least have brighten up your day 😊😊😊😊

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NOTE:THIS POST IS VERY IMPORTANT. PLEASE READ IT

*eternal screaming into the void* *muffled mumbling* *blushy blushy* HOW DID I MISS THIS AM I JUST ONE OF THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WHAT THANK YOU SO MUCH??????? I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY

Okay but now i feel bad can someone else come tell me if you’re super oblivious to things too i don’t wanna be alone I’m too young ill get lost in the grocery store

things will go wrong trust me i need to bE guIded or I wILL dIE

sorry i love gifs okay leave me alone pls

ANYWAY BACK TO THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST OTHER THAN TO SAY ALL OF YOU ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVE ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

Okay, so because of this, I’m going to be hosting a little fic thing. I need you all to send me one character from the list below. I also have a very small list of groups of about three prompts and one for pairs of AUs so choose a number/letter~! ALSO, CHOOSE WHETHER I WRITE MYSELF IN. I’m tempted to but it might be better if i don’t.

 It’ll go until the end of February FOR AUSTRALIA (aka the 28th for this side of the planet and the 27th for the other side of the planet i think thats how it works) say, 12 am on 28th->1st?? idk i’ll post something when it ends.

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P.S. some of these prompts and such have been found on the internet somewhere bc I lost my own list T_T

P.P.S You might notice further down that there’s options for Saeyoung & 707 as well as Saeran & Unknown. This is because I am willing to write for Saeyoung - where he is a little more serious in comparison to 707 where he jokes a lot. They’ll both be joking and stuff but Saeyoung just a bit less. This is the same for Unknown/Saeran - Saeran will be a little more timid and Unknown will be… well, how he is. I don’t mean to give out too many spoilers, but if you’ve played to the end (or at least Seven’s After End) then you might know what I’m talking about.

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HOW VOTING WILL WORK:

I’ll be judging the voting by four categories.

- Character

- Prompts

- AUs

- M/W/M/I

Basically, whichever character gets the most votes will win that category, whichever group of prompts gets the most votes will win in that category and whichever AU gets the most votes will win in that category.

M/W/M/I is where you either vote ‘Yes’ or ‘No’. (It stands for ‘me writing myself in’). Very simple really. If any of them get even amounts of votes, I’ll get my sister to decide or something.

 okay enough rambling, here’s the lists

CHARACTERS:

- Yoosung

- Zen

- Jaehee

- Jumin

- Saeyoung

- 707

- V

- Saeran

- Unknown

- Vanderwood (I can’t promise anything good)

- Elizabeth 3rd (lololol lets see how this one plays out)

- Rika (????? maybe before she met V????? Idk?????)

PROMPTS:

1. “Who the hell are you and why is my favourite book in a puddle of orange juice.”, “Are you trying to flirt with me?” “This is a lot harder than it looks and I don’t think you realise that.”, “That’s the lamest pick up line I’ve ever heard of.” “Damn. Well, it was just plan A.” “And what’s plan B…?” “To take you hostage.”

2 . “What the fuck did they do to you in that lab?” “Ehhh, needles, comas, that deep freeze thing in the first room, shoving these onto my back. Oh also they forced me to eat soggy bread.”, “Love, you underestimate how much food I can shove in my mouth before I need to be stopped.”, “okay so why did you have to smash that vase again” “I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT GOT IN THE WAY” 

3 (matches = a). “Welcome to my treasure trove.” “There’s a sword.” “Yeah.” “wHY DO YOU HAVE A SWORD.”, “Love, I’ve done this before. Every hundred years. For seventeen millenniums.’, “WHAT DID YOU DO TO (THEM)?!”

4 (matches = e). “Are… Who are these people? They- They look like me…”, “So, what do you want for dinner?” “I’m thinking Italian. Like an Italian.” “BABE.”, “Oooh, look at the detail on that mirror.” “Okay by now you’re just messing with me and you can stop.”

5 (matches = g). “Okay, I know I’m idiotic to get lost in a corn maze but who the fuck are you and why are you apparently as idiotic as I am.”, “I was on my way to buy that soul for Satan, who do you think you are. You can’t do that.” “I’m sure you know who I am.” “Huh…? Oh, fuck.”, “I swear to god, my little sister will kill me when I get home.” “Bit rude to swear to God right now, don’t you think?” “Oops -,-”

6 (matches = c). “Fuck I’m going to die. Damn” “YOU DEFINITELY WILL IF YOU DRINK THAT.”, “You know you can’t bring (them), Your Highness, (they’ll) be used against you.”, “Don’t hold me responsible, I wasn’t even there.” “Yeah but you gave me the idea.” “You know what, fuck you.”

7 (matches = f). “The fuck did you say they put on my gravestone?!”, “Honey, I don’t care if you’re the fucking queen or an uncooperative cat, get off your ass and live your life you trash bag.”, “hey, calm down, please, oh god okay, calm aura, calm aura, please stop freaking out, calm down, it’s okay, you can do this.”

AUs:

a (matches 3). ‘You’re suspicious of the legends. You know, those legends. Everyone knew about them. The ones about the dragons in the hills.’, ‘Who are you and why are you holding a sword to my throat. SHIT WHERE’D YOU GO I’M GOING TO GET ASSASSINATED AREN’T I.’ - (Shapeshifter AU?)

b. ‘There was another thunderstorm tearing through your village. Which OTPs were clashing this time and what got the angels so agitated with each other??? How badly did they ship these people…’, ‘Why’d you have to smile at me like that, I couldn’t even concentrate on your order oh god I’m blushing why am I so fLUSTERED.’ - (Ship wars in Heaven/coffee shop AU?)

c (matches = 6). ‘Fuck why did you have to be the one to join me on this mission you do realise that it’s dangerous and they don’t care whether we die or not’, ‘Okay so I love you and all, but why the fuck did you have to start a universal war they’re going to kill you- yes, I know you’re undercover when you fight but you’re still a dead (queen/king) walking I hope you know.” - (War between two universes/undercover queen/king as a spy AU?)

d. ‘You smiled, taking a quick photo of the (colour)-haired (gender). The light was pretty on the water, sure. But (they) seemed to be ethereal against it all.’, ‘”Edit photos taken today” and “lunch at (favourite cafe) at 2 w/ (BFF’s name)” was scrawled messily on your arm, the ink from the pen fading in and out as you had written it in a rush. You ran into your favourite cafe, stopping to run a hand through your hair. Looking around, you tried to spot your best friend when you saw it. Your own handwriting, on someone else’s arm.’ - (Amateur Photographer/Soulmate writing AU?)

e (matches =  4). ‘Your eye caught the (colour)ed ones from across the room. (They were) cute oh god, no, no, no, don’t betray me like this. You squeezed your eyes shut, grabbing a lock of your hair. Opening your eyes very slowly your eyes widened. Great. Pink.’, ‘Blood dripped down (their) chin. You knew (they were) a vampire. You knew (they) needed blood. But it was a little offensive when (they) drank from others.’ - (Vampire/Hair-changing-colour-to-match-emotions AU?)

f (matches = 7). ‘You couldn’t really explain it. You would never meet your soulmate, you knew that. So why were you so calm most of the time? You’d met others whom had gone hysterical. What was this calm aura that surrounded you? And why did you feel like someone was always watching you?’, ‘You remembered the exact moment the clock stopped. It stopped a few years ago; you sat alone on the swings in the park when a burning feeling ignited in your wrist. Horrified, you looked down. Embedded into your skin was a new tattoo - one that read 2 years / 6 months / 17 days / 6 hours / 5 minutes / 34 seconds in gorgeous calligraphy. You hated it.’ - (Soulmate clock/Ghost-Soulmate AU?)

g (matches 5). ‘Why on earth did i have to be the one Satan asks to get their soul. Why’d they even sell their soul to begin with. Oh, fuck where am I.’, ‘my little sister really looks up to you because she’s going through that phase so she’ll probably kill me again when i get home.’ (demon AU)

M/W/M/I

- Yes

- No

- I really don’t mind

Holy shit that took ten years

Wow okay, that took a long while my bad. Anyway, as you can see, some match together well (and some are really specific)but ofc you don’t have to do those two together. sO! Please vote in my asks box!! I’m so curious to see the outcome~

Bye bye~!!

*poof*

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AAAAAAAAA PEETA ENEMIES TO OOVERS AND THE “I really don’t like you” DIALOUGE OH MY LORDT IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IM SO EXCITED AKRJSKFNMFH

I LOVE THIS!!

"Did Effie give you the speech too?" Peeta asks as he enters the back of the train, his presence tugging an eyeroll from me and I mentally hit myself for not hiding in the bathroom instead- somewhere where he can't he can't be obnoxiously nice to me.

"About behaving?" I ask him, scooting over so he can sit next to me on the couch, folding my legs up into my chest as I hug them. "Yes."

"She told me I'm supposed to try to convince you to like me." Peeta says with a small smile and blushed cheeks and it almost makes me smile but I remember that I promised myself to choose to be annoyed by him so I would not inevitably fall in love with him.

But it's so damn hard.

"That's easier said than done." I scoff, looking out the window at all of the colored trees, trying to not make eye contact with him, knowing better than that and knowing that a blush would immediately rise up my neck and my cheeks would heat up.

"C'mon." He nudges me, electricity sparking under his touch and it sends goosebumps up my arm and down my spine. "I bet, deep down, you tolerate me more than you think." I give him a deadpanned look and a scoff, lying through my teeth with a shake of my head.

"I really don't like you." I mutter, glaring at him through my lashes as he laughs, shaking his head at my blatant lie.

"And I really don't believe you." He sighs, stretching his arm out on the couch behind me, leaning towards me a bit with a simple pat on my shoulder. "This whole tour will go ten times smoother if you just let go a bit."

"I just really don't want to be here." I breathe sincerely, finally meeting my gaze and I allow myself to slip into him for a moment, leaning into the way that his hand rests on my shoulder, soothingly rubbing circles into my skin.

"And it's not my fault that you are." His voice is stern and an example of his frustration towards my faux dislike towards him and I give him a soft smile, nodding my head in acknowledgment. Maybe I'll go easy on him this time. "I don't want to be here either."

"I know." I reach up to pat his hand that's sitting on my shoulder. "I'm sorry."

"You don't have to be sorry, I get it." He shrugs and I laugh, feeling frustrated but also comforted tears rise to my eyes but I'm quick to blink them away.

"You're too nice." I scoff, watching him make his way to his feet, prepared to walk out of the room but he turns to me at the last second and he sends me a wink.

"Eh, it balances out your attitude."

"Peeta!"

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Lupin Zero Last Episode Thoughts:

LUPIN IN THE GREEN JACKET MADE ME SO HAPPY

WHY IS JIGEN'S NEW JACKET LEATHER WHERE DID HE GET THAT I MEAN I'M NOT COMPLAINING BUT IT'S STILL REALLY FUNNY TO ME

I LOVED YOKO!! I DIDN'T WANT HER TO DIE

Her last scene there was really sad (was totally expecting Lupin to tear up there)

SHE WORE THE NECKLACE HE GAVE HER AAAAAAAAAAA

Also *flashbacks to that post that was going around yesterday about Lupin being put in the Clarisse role in this series because I DEFINITELY got that vibe from Yoko kissing his forehead*

ALBERT WAS AWESOME (have they officially confirmed that that is the same Albert? I don't think they have but by this point I think it's fairly obvious)

SHINOBU'S OUTFIT AT THE END?! I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA BE FUJIKO FOR A HOT SECOND

Speaking of which, no Fujiko/Zenigata/Goemon cameos! I totally thought we were going to get those (or at least one of Zeni)

Also no flash-forward either! Huh

Lupin enjoys cigarettes now aaaaahhhhhhh

Lupin II was great! I'm still probably gonna prefer versions where he's an asshole cause I think that makes for better drama (also they're a lot more common in terms of fanworks) but I'm not gonna pretend this interpretation wasn't incredibly enjoyable. AND HE GAVE LUPIN THE WALTHER! That chase scene was SO fun!

(AND JIGEN'S GOT THE MAGNUM NOW AAAAAAAAA)

Also Lupin II once again disguising as a woman omg

you still can't tell me shinobu isn't lupin's aunt. you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands

all in all 10/10 great episode great series my only complaint is that now it's done and there's nothing left to watch. eh at least there's lupin vs cat's eye in a couple weeks amirite?