#and aaaaaaaaa I'm about to tear up

[sublimecatgalaxy]

AAAAAAAAA PEETA ENEMIES TO OOVERS AND THE “I really don’t like you” DIALOUGE OH MY LORDT IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IM SO EXCITED AKRJSKFNMFH

I LOVE THIS!!

"Did Effie give you the speech too?" Peeta asks as he enters the back of the train, his presence tugging an eyeroll from me and I mentally hit myself for not hiding in the bathroom instead- somewhere where he can't he can't be obnoxiously nice to me.

"About behaving?" I ask him, scooting over so he can sit next to me on the couch, folding my legs up into my chest as I hug them. "Yes."

"She told me I'm supposed to try to convince you to like me." Peeta says with a small smile and blushed cheeks and it almost makes me smile but I remember that I promised myself to choose to be annoyed by him so I would not inevitably fall in love with him.

But it's so damn hard.

"That's easier said than done." I scoff, looking out the window at all of the colored trees, trying to not make eye contact with him, knowing better than that and knowing that a blush would immediately rise up my neck and my cheeks would heat up.

"C'mon." He nudges me, electricity sparking under his touch and it sends goosebumps up my arm and down my spine. "I bet, deep down, you tolerate me more than you think." I give him a deadpanned look and a scoff, lying through my teeth with a shake of my head.

"I really don't like you." I mutter, glaring at him through my lashes as he laughs, shaking his head at my blatant lie.

"And I really don't believe you." He sighs, stretching his arm out on the couch behind me, leaning towards me a bit with a simple pat on my shoulder. "This whole tour will go ten times smoother if you just let go a bit."

"I just really don't want to be here." I breathe sincerely, finally meeting my gaze and I allow myself to slip into him for a moment, leaning into the way that his hand rests on my shoulder, soothingly rubbing circles into my skin.

"And it's not my fault that you are." His voice is stern and an example of his frustration towards my faux dislike towards him and I give him a soft smile, nodding my head in acknowledgment. Maybe I'll go easy on him this time. "I don't want to be here either."

"I know." I reach up to pat his hand that's sitting on my shoulder. "I'm sorry."

"You don't have to be sorry, I get it." He shrugs and I laugh, feeling frustrated but also comforted tears rise to my eyes but I'm quick to blink them away.

"You're too nice." I scoff, watching him make his way to his feet, prepared to walk out of the room but he turns to me at the last second and he sends me a wink.

"Eh, it balances out your attitude."

"Peeta!"

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[merakiui]

(sending again because I think it got eaten the first time)

Mera,,, you hit my weak spot with the tags on the dacryphilia ask w/ Azul,,, Not only was Azul being a crybaby just *chef's kiss* but,,, Bottom tweels in the tags!!! orz

I'm so weak for tall, strong men being submissive, it's unfair,,, Jade especially!! Always so put together and perfect, it just make you wanna mess him up even more!!! I imagine at first he'd try to save face, insisting he doesn't feel a thing... but after wringing a few orgasms out of him, he's a sobbing, drooling mess 💕💕🫣

Of course, Floyd would act like a brat throughout the whole thing,, you'd have to tie him up to get him to behave (if you can manage that). He's squirming and kicking the whole time, complaining about how it's too much and it doesn't feel good anymore and he can't even cum more than this-- He secretly loves having all your attention, but he won't admit it 👉👈

Or or or!! Eating them out/fingering them in their merforms!!! Just thinking about them wrapping their tails around you because they're so overwhelmed, but it feels so good,, 🤤💕 OTL

Bottom eels are cutest eels and I will never be immune to their charms 💕💕 (bonus point if reader is smaller than them because size kink hehehe)

- 🦈

Azul being a crybaby is just so !!!!!!! OTL I love love love the idea of him falling for his bully even though they treat him so terribly. It's some sort of Stockholm syndrome he develops in which he comes to associate you with comfort even if your words are mean and you look at him like he's filth. :( no one has ever paid this much attention to him before, whether positive or negative, so any type of attention makes him feel so special. AAAAAA so many thoughts, but I will spare you the ramble!! >_<

Bottom tweels... >:) yes yes yes!!!! Picturing Jade as a sobbing, drooling mess is so good. I just think he deserves to be reduced to a loser virgin who has never known the touch of another until you and he just folds the minute he puts the tip in or the moment your lips wrap around his dick. Jade being so overly sensitive that even your fingertips waltzing across his heated skin is enough to bring tears to his eyes. Tie him up and ride him until he can't cum anymore, or fuck him into the mattress and his brain shuts off. He goes from cold, calculating eel to sobbing, gasping, mess of eel by his third orgasm.

And Floyd... omg he's such a brat!!! You're so right! He fights you with everything he's got because it makes things more exhilarating and he also just doesn't like the idea of being pinned down so easily, but wring a few orgasms from him and he's reduced to a whiny mess. He's practically putty in your hands at that point. <3 he still tries to struggle if only because he's so restless and overstimulated and he's cumming dry, but he can't stop moving his hips. orz no thoughts in his brain, just sex sex sex sex.

EATING THEM OUT/FINGERING THEM IN THEIR MER FORMS AAAAAAAAA OTL OTL and they're wrapping their tails around you to hold you in place so you won't stop. It feels soooo good and they're soooo sensitive and !!!!!!!! Floyd has to actively restrain himself from squeezing you to breaking, but he can't help tightening his grip. Neither can Jade, but he's a little bit better at keeping his strength in check. Most of the time. ;;;; but they're both so easy when they're like this, sprawled on the sea floor and begging you for more. >:)

I love bottom eels. <3 they're so cute. If you're smaller than them, it's even better because no one will believe that you're capable of reducing these eels (who are so much bigger and stronger than you) into the most desperate bottoms ever!!!! And maybe they let you collar them and tug them around with a leash hehe. It's such a yummy dynamic when size difference is involved. Jade and Floyd adore you; they'd kill for you. orz you're just so perfect and the twins are so whipped.

[not-someone-who-matters]

HEARD THE WISDOM SAGA SPOILERS FOR THAT GONNA SYA EVERYTHING I NOTICED XCUSE THE TYPOS ITS 11 AM ILL EDIT TMOORROW

1, light used as a motif for kindness, warmth, mercy... "So I could bring the world some light" "his light went dark" etc etc

2 "where is he? Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Where is he? Where is the man with whom you'll spend you life cuz in my darkest days Penelope's my drive"

Vs

"where is he? Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Where is he? Where is the man with whom you'll spend you life cuz it's been twenty years, and we still have no king."

Both wanting Penelope as a wife but one sees her as something wonderful to think of as motivation and the other sees her as an object and a prize!!!!

3. "When you (....) of a mother gonna choose a new husband" has a similar melody to "keep your head low he's aiming for the torches"

4. Also that OOH! After antinous speaks sounds exactly like my classmates when they start picking on my friends like XD these suitors are so inmature!

5. Wow antinous does not play around. The SA themes already started.

6. "If I fight this monster... Is it you I'll find?" LIKE IF HE FIGHTS ANTINOUS IS HE SOMEHOW GONNA GET CLOSER TO ODYSSEUS?? also fight those monsters, and Odysseus who is a monster- but a different kind of monster, who protects his own.... You can't choose whether or not you are a monster but you can choose the kind of monster you are...

7. Athena comparing the suitors to dogs and Telemachus to a wolf!!! One more noble and dignified than the others!!!

Also Athena. Don't insult Argos by comparing him with the suitors :(

8. "If she doesnt choose a man to adorn her we:lol being blood and tears..."

Odysseus... Hurry

9. Those who remember your light may notice that the "what keeps you up so late at night my friend" sounds similar to "tell me Athena why you came to my aid."

10. HIS LIGHT WENT DARK AS IN. HE TURNED FEOM THE BRIGHT AND HOPEFUL KID HE WA STO SOMEONE A LOT DARKER AND HOPELESS. AAAAAAA

11. "I could sleep at night" vs "what's a title that a goddess could lend if I'll never sleep at night" AAAAAAAAA

12. WHEN HE TRIES TO LEAN HIS HEAD ON HER SHOULDER AND FALLS.... AAAAAAAAAA

13. "Odysseus where did you go" where did his happiness and joy go.... AAAAAAA I'm crying now.

14. Calypsos .O. face!!! Calypso they could never make me hate u.

15. THE WAY CALYPSO MOVES SO MUCHA ND IDK SOMETHING ABOUT HER IS SO CHILDISH which makes sense bc how many years alone.... But she's so movey!! They could never make me hate Calypso fite me. The moment this animatic is out I'm !!! She acts innocent (but isn't) and reminds me a lot of Rapunzel in the movie when she just got out of her tower.

16. "I'll stay inside your heart" "I'll always love you, I'll stay in your heart" AAAAAAAA

17. Stay in my open arms. :). I am. so Normal.

18. ATHENAAAAA

[h0nkch0c0late]

hiii, bestie<33 i'm sure you didn't expect me here at all. it's not like i said a moment ago that i’d do it 🙄

i would like to ask for another angst, because my soul feeds on my suffering. i was thinking of dean x reader, where our dear sweetest reader, who is also a hunter, has feelings for dean who is a role model and such a hero to her and she finally decides to tell him everything and he is like "🧍‍♀️" because he only sees her as a younger sister 🫣

thank you!!<3 byeeee

AAAAAAAAA YESSSS

Like a Sister

Dean Winchester x Reader

Summary: As a hunter, you learned from a very young age that you shouldn't get into relationships. Meeting the oldest Winchester brother changed this idea for you, but unfortunately, he doesn't feel the same.

WARNING(S): Unrequited love, rejection, mild swearing, angst

Dean Winchester was your biggest role model, and practically a hero.

You were only four years younger than him, being Sam's age.

And, just like the brothers, you had been in the hunting life ever since you could walk.

You had met the brothers during the first time they had been up against Lucifer, and since then, had always been a phone call away.

To your luck, they always needed your help. At least, that's what Dean always told you.

And this time it was no different. Well, not so different other than you had developed feelings for Dean over the past couple of months and had been working up the courage to tell him.

You were sure that he felt the same about you. The way he hugged you was different than how he hugged other people, and, in cases where you had almost died, well...let's just say there were tears and lots of yelling involved on his part.

...well, that's what you thought at least.

So, here you were, hunting down a nest of vamps. Sam and Dean were in the middle of a very petty fight, and had separated from doing hunts together, so it was only you and Dean this time.

And you were determined to tell him your feelings.

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The hunt was going fairly well, you and Dean had killed (what you thought was) all of the vamps.

As you both breathed heavily, covered in blood that was definitely not your own, you began to build up your courage to tell him everything.

"Hey Dean?" You began, your voice uncharacteristically quiet.

He turned to you, "What's up?" He asked, his eyebrows quirked in curiosity.

"I...have something important to tell you." You say as you begin to walk closer to him.

He chuckled, "What could be more important than celebrating our win?" He questioned, clueless as ever.

You gulped, noticing how close to the two of you were as you looked at him, "I...I've looked up to you for a while. You're practically my hero! In fact...as of recently, you've kinda...become more than a hero to me? And I...just wanted to tell you..."

His eyes tore away from you as he noticed movement. An extra vamp you two hadn't accounted for was beginning to sneak up behind you, no doubt trying to catch you by surprise and failing. "Move!" He yelled at you before you could finish what you were saying, slightly pushing you out of the way and making you stumble as he he lifted his machete and took off the vamp's head.

Having your heart racing once more from the scare of the vamp, and now being covered in even more blood, you shook off your nerves, wiping away the imaginary dirt that littered your knees.

"Sorry." Dean apologized, turning to you once again, "what were you gonna say? Other than the whole "you're my hero" thing?"

You tensed, blinking furiously at him a couple times as you tried to regroup your thoughts and gather your courage once more, "I...I-uh, I like you. I have very very strong feelings for you. And I really hope you feel the same because then I'll just feel like an idiot, but I am really really into you." You ranted, making sure that nothing could cut you off again.

Your confidence in his feelings began to run thin as you watched him freeze, dropping the blood covered machete to the ground as he stared at you wide eyed.

The air around you fell thick with silence as Dean gathered his thoughts, clearly shaken by the confession that had just taken place.

You saw his chest rise as he took in a deep breath, his eyes going from wide to now guilty as his lips formed a frown, "Look, kid, I..." He began.

You felt your heart begin to crack as you knew where he was getting at. He wouldn't have called you "kid" otherwise.

"You're cool and all, I'm I'm glad you think of me as some sort of role model, but...listen, I don't feel the same. I think of you as a younger sister, you know?" He told you, trying to let you down as gentle as possible.

You felt your eyes beginning to get glazed with tears as the man before you broke your heart even more.

"I don't want this to change anything between us, okay? You'll always be a little sister to me. Can we just...pretend like this never happened?" He asked. He felt horrible, hurting you like that. But what choice did he have? He didn't want to lie to you, and it was impossible for him to see you in any other light than as a sister.

You quickly wiped away the tears that had managed to fall as you attempted to gather the broken pieces, clearing your throat as you nodded, "Yeah...can we-uh-can we just go? I wanna get cleaned up." You dismissed, your voice cracking.

Dean nodded, turning and making his way towards the impala.

You followed behind, staring at the ground as you plopped yourself into the backseat, not even daring to look at the man before you.

The ride to the bunker was silent, and as the both of you separated (you getting into your own car, and Dean making his way to the entrance of the bunker), not a word was spoken. No goodbye, no "thank you", you just left.

You wanted to believe that nothing would change between the two of you, but the thought of seeing him after he broke your heart...it was an impossible task.

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:))))))) @pinchofhoney <33

[bunnyreaper]

im the prev ex bfs dad price anon 😁 had more thoughts about him 😁 u begging him to pick u up in his lovely car just to take u away somewhere... him going absolutely livid after finding out his son cheated thats why u guys broke up, u crossing the console to sit in his lap and sobbing into his chest him stroking up and down ur back AAAAAAAAA i know its not sexual but its soooooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰. maybe you look up at him through tear stained lashes and then blink up and see the reverent look in his eyes and realise how much price really likes you, you weren't looking hard enough because you were too focused on your shitty ex to even look properly at price but now he has u in his arms and its better than anything your ex made you feel so you lean in, feel your shaky breaths mingle with his steady ones and kiss 😁😁😁 AAAAAAAAAAAA

screaming crying and screaming some more yes yes yes I'm so glad everyone understands and vibes with this???

[hotchs-big-hands]

Omg hi I've been stalking your blog like a horny lil guy, I don't know what happened in the past few days but I'm LIVING for the explosion of new Hotch x reader content

I might come off anon after a minute but would you mind if I 🦴 for now?

Also, I've been thinking a lot recently about giving Aaron aftercare.... we know this man is not used to receiving it. Even if his sex life was a little bland with Hailey and Beth, he's always been a giver and more dominant. And he's used to being the one checking in on his partner and making sure they're doing okay before, during, and after. So when the "what do you like for aftercare?" conversation comes up, and reader's like, oh! Would you like me to wash your hair or give you massage after sex? Do you need extra reassurance and praise after a rougher scene? And Aaron's is just so confused at first, like "honey I'm the one taking care of you" and reader's gotta be like, "your needs after sex should be met too" and he's just like🥺🥺, in a state of shock??

Like man's gotta THINK about his response, he doesn't even know what to ask for (~cue the trying different kinds of aftercare montage~)

Idk as someone active in the BDSM community... the number of dom(me)s I've had who have been absolutely shocked when I asked what they wanted for aftercare is just so sad to me. Seems like a very Hotch-coded response tbh

Omg HIIIIII 🦴 anon!!!!! Thank you for enjoying the content so far 🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖 I honestly couldn't tell you what happened either but I'm also living for it too!!!

And AAAAAAAAA YES!!!! Aftercare FOR Aaron just 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I think he would be emotional that you want him to have an aftercare plan too. Like he would probably need a moment to just. Process what you just said and then he has to blink a few tears away cuz this is an unheard of concept to him. The thought of having a cute exploration of aftercare methods for him is just sooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I think it's really good you brought this up!! Aftercare for doms is very important!!

[dumbhirano]

I just saw your post about how you like positive attention. So I wanted to pop in and say I love your art! Your babygirl-ifying of Avery has made him all the more dear to me, and I adore you for that. Thank you for existing!

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AAAAA 😭😭

I woke up to this im so so happy fjrbhdhd

Thank you so much for liking my art!! (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠) I myself am not confident about it even just a bit, so to receive you guys' love and support, I'm overjoyed everytime!!

I'm not sure what I did to Avery's design, but I'm glad you like him!! aaaaaaaaa sorry I'm seriously happy I'm really really grateful _(:3 」∠)_

Thank you so so much, I can't describe how happy I am with words. Your last line made me tear up and now I want to flood the entire room with my tears thank you so so much, I mean it, I am really, really grateful, thank you, in all seriousness

[gilly-moon]

Your art is so beautiful I just wish I could eat it. By the way, the fanfic is absolutely heartbreaking right now, the last chapter literally had me sobbing in tears??? How long have you been drawing and writing?

I've been doing both for 7 years and I still feel like I suck...

thank you so much!!! And I'm so glad you're enjoying my fic, I truly never expected my writing would make anyone cry so that's,,,a huge compliment actually aaaaaaaaa

and hey!!! hey you!!! take that 'i suck' right out of your vocab friend!!! drawing and writing are about having fun and making what you want. there are plenty of online courses and video tutorials if you want to build up those skills (and practice really does make perfect) but my biggest tip for ANY creative out there is to find the niche that you enjoy creating for and just lean into it. HARD. art school killed my passion for creating and the only thing that brought it back was just drawing whatever the hell I wanted to draw, for the fun of it. (that being said, I'm not the person to give advice if you're leaning into this as a profession)

anyways, ramble aside, I've been drawing my whole life, but I remember consciously deciding to have art as my thing around....good lord, almost 20 years ago? and I started writing original stories about 16 years ago. (god I feel old now)

so keep at it!!

[dagmartoons]

Lupin Zero Last Episode Thoughts:

LUPIN IN THE GREEN JACKET MADE ME SO HAPPY

WHY IS JIGEN'S NEW JACKET LEATHER WHERE DID HE GET THAT I MEAN I'M NOT COMPLAINING BUT IT'S STILL REALLY FUNNY TO ME

I LOVED YOKO!! I DIDN'T WANT HER TO DIE

Her last scene there was really sad (was totally expecting Lupin to tear up there)

SHE WORE THE NECKLACE HE GAVE HER AAAAAAAAAAA

Also *flashbacks to that post that was going around yesterday about Lupin being put in the Clarisse role in this series because I DEFINITELY got that vibe from Yoko kissing his forehead*

ALBERT WAS AWESOME (have they officially confirmed that that is the same Albert? I don't think they have but by this point I think it's fairly obvious)

SHINOBU'S OUTFIT AT THE END?! I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA BE FUJIKO FOR A HOT SECOND

Speaking of which, no Fujiko/Zenigata/Goemon cameos! I totally thought we were going to get those (or at least one of Zeni)

Also no flash-forward either! Huh

Lupin enjoys cigarettes now aaaaahhhhhhh

Lupin II was great! I'm still probably gonna prefer versions where he's an asshole cause I think that makes for better drama (also they're a lot more common in terms of fanworks) but I'm not gonna pretend this interpretation wasn't incredibly enjoyable. AND HE GAVE LUPIN THE WALTHER! That chase scene was SO fun!

(AND JIGEN'S GOT THE MAGNUM NOW AAAAAAAAA)

Also Lupin II once again disguising as a woman omg

you still can't tell me shinobu isn't lupin's aunt. you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands

all in all 10/10 great episode great series my only complaint is that now it's done and there's nothing left to watch. eh at least there's lupin vs cat's eye in a couple weeks amirite?

[go-to-the-mirror]

It's time, y'all!! The penultimate episode of season 4!! Jmart!!!

Uh, didn't draw anything again, but whatever. I mean. I dunno. Shrug.

it's time, now. episode 159. this is going to make me feel emotions.

this is mostly rambling.

@a-mag-a-day

CW for unreality; discussion of free will; second person POV (i keep doing it); potentially anxiety inducing rambling (don't know how this happened, related to the "you don't know the people you love" thing);

The title "The Last" could either a nod to Peter's line "You're the last one standing" or it could be... well... the last mark.

Hated it when I figured that out. Absolutely despised it.

ARCHIVIST (Calling) Martin! (Calling) Martin!

I'm sorry we're like five second in and it's just like hhh, he's in love, he's looking for Martin, love is real and Jon has it! It just makes me so abnormal when it's like, he's not even saying anything it's just! Aaa!! *points frantically*

PETER It’s odd, really. You each think you’re so focused on the other. But how much do you really know each other? How much time have you spent together when not working, or bickering, or fleeing from that latest thing that wants to kill you? So what are you seeking? The image you’ve each created of the other? The people you think you love don’t exist, not really. And that’s a very lonely place to be. ARCHIVIST (Vicious) Shut up. (calling) Martin!

Firstly, yeah, I feel that. I mean like, don't want to overshare or anything, but yeah.

You know how your head's always like "but they wouldn't like me if they knew the real me!" Mate, there is no real you. Like Sasha said, right, it's all just people playing characters. And sometimes those characters feel like you, but they're all made up of things in your head and memories you've had and at the end of the day, are we all not puppets pulled along by circumstance, fooling ourselves into thinking we have choices and identities. I think I need to put a CW on this-

I mean, that's attempted optimistic nihilism. What about... if you do a good job keeping up the charade, they'll never find out it's not the real you, but you will never be truly loved.

Wow, that helps less. Do not come here for advice.

ARCHIVIST (Mean) Make me. (considering) Unless you can’t. The Lonely and the Eye aren’t too far apart, are they? Not really. What good’s being alone if you don’t know how alone you truly are. Which means… Well, I think you’re worried. You know I’ll find him eventually and you know I can find you. (Beat) Hm. Thought so.

Damn, judgmental. Just the note "mean". I- rude??

Also, secondly, I'm saying this as someone with social anxiety and consequent... isolationist tendencies (read: I didn't talk to anyone for a whole summer) but the Ceaseless Watcher and The One Alone have always felt really... connected to me.

I mean, what better way to feel alone than to be convinced everyone's judging you. You convince yourself everyone wants you gone, you just barely hear them say your name as you leave the room.

Everyone's looking at you, you can't go in now, so better to remain unnoticed. Better to not go at all. Better to hide yourself away and never be seen under gazes that make want to tear your skin off.

Social Anxiety: the fear entity

I mean like, just like take MAG 188 and make it a little more also about how achingly lonely you feel but opening yourself up is hard and evil and people will look at you and perceive you and judge you and you've got both The Eye and The Lonely combined and my personal hell. Maybe throw in a bit of Corruption there, for the whole "woe upon woe, if they could see my rotten inner core full of being mean to people then they would hate me even more."

The Corruption is so cool, you guys, but you wouldn't get it, you wouldn't get how cool it is (I mean, you might, please talk to me about the corruption /genuine)

ARCHIVIST Martin. MARTIN (Flat) Jon? ARCHIVIST I-I’m here. I-I came for you. MARTIN Why? ARCHIVIST …I thought you might be lost.

AAAAAAAAA

The way Jon says "Martin," he sounds so relieved, hnhnrhnhrnhrr <3

HHHHHh!!!!

THE WAY JON SAYS THE LAST LINE IS SO SOFT IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS SOFT ISTG <33333

MARTIN Are you real?

He sounds so bitter when he says that, like he's mocking the idea that Jon could be real. Oh my god.

MARTIN This is where I should be. It feels right. ARCHIVIST Martin don’t say that. MARTIN Nothing hurts here. It’s just quiet. Even the fear is gentle here.

MARTIN NO

I get it though, you know, when being alone is the lesser of two evils. Like, what is it out there? Just more pain and fear and loss when it's so much easier to just stay there and fade away and never move and never get out of your room, and never talk to anyone and it's just so much easier, right. When it feels like it's a physical effort to drag yourself everywhere? When it's oh, so comfortable, out there in the cold.

You know, to me loneliness isn't fog or anything. To me it's around noon. The sky is mostly clear, the grass is slightly itchy, you're squinting against the glare of the sun. It's silent, bar the wind and the birds and your breathing. And then you suddenly realise you're alone. And there's no one there. And the warmth is making you tired. And sometimes you can say it's nice, lying on the ground under the sun like a lizard. And sometimes it just feels sad.

I like that the lonely is at the sea. The ocean just makes me feel strange emotions that I can't explain. Nice aesthetic too, fog and sea, lighter colours, blues and greys.

But I like my lonely quite a bit. It just feels... it feels like the lonely to me. Idk.

MARTIN It is, though. I really loved you, you know?

LOVE WINS????

PETER I tried to tell you. He’s gone. He made his choice. And it wasn’t you. ARCHIVIST It was for me, though. I’m the reason he— I did this to him as much as you.

Nononononono jon mr. jarchivist sims. NO! Alright, you know what, bringing in my brain here. No! Nooo! Alright, sure, you dying may have made him lonely, but you can't seriously blame yourself for dying - I know he blames himself for dying - and like coming back to life and stuff? He may have done it for Jon, but that doesn't put the blame on Jon. It puts the blame on... I don't know! Death! The world! Peter Lukas, but I'm loathe to blame him for anything because I really like his voice.

I have other things to say about this but tbh, I just think I have problems, and I've already shared so much absolutely terrible advice earlier, so I'm not going to perpetuate my probably harmful (in like a... this is a thought your brain could have! think about it! wow, doesn't it suck! this will stay here tho! way) thoughts, sooo.

PETER Where are your friends, Archivist? ARCHIVIST Tim and Sasha are dead. PETER Yes? ARCHIVIST Daisy and Basira are, probably dead. PETER Because. Of. You. ARCHIVIST Georgie and Melanie have left me. PETER And? ARCHIVIST Martin’s gone. PETER You’re alone, Archivist. The last one standing.

Got distracted playing piano, uh, :( this just makes me really sad. guy's literally living out my worst nightmare (all your friends either dying or leaving you, some telling you they'd literally rather you be dead, like god that hurts).

I just want him to get a hug :(

PETER After all, you can’t hurt anyone in here. ARCHIVIST …Yes… PETER Yes.

That would've probably worked had he not... yk, been there for Martin? And like, sort of... as he was trying to get into Jon's head sort of... revealing what he was?

Hmm

ARCHIVIST I wouldn’t try to leave if I were you. I can see you now. I can find you wherever you go.

Kinda... uh... hmm... hhnnmmm

Hot jon rights

My crew is out there waiting for a call I think I am now unlikely ever to give them.

Oh, right, because of the imminent eyepocolypse. I thought it was because he thought he'd die to jon

My instinct was much like the others, I thought that if I could complete my ritual first, then the potential birth of the dreadful change would be meaningless.

reminds me of

Smirke was still so obsessed with his ideas on balance, even as our fellows began to experiment and fall to the service of their patrons. I began to worry that if one of them successfully attempted their ritual, then I would be as much a victim as any, trapped in the nightmare landscape of a twisted world. At first, I attempted prevention, but the cause seemed hopeless. The only way to ensure I did not suffer the tribulations of what I believed to be an inevitable transformation was to bring it about myself.

(MAG 160)

So, it's like a rerun of all those rituals, but 1900s and 2000s edition, instead of 1800s.

On Peter's ritual... it's not all Lonely, right? Could be Vast. Buried, maybe? What with the whole "you can never escape your work."

Also, it sounds... terrifying.

If I could convince one of his staff to willingly pledge themselves to the Lonely, it was all mine. He even let me pick the victim. He was so sure the prize of the Institute, the Panopticon, and a willing vessel to use it would be just too much for me to resist. And he was right. Just didn't go quite as I'd hoped.

What is it with these evil old men and using people as poker chips! Like, why!

ARCHIVIST And what was his prize? What did he get if you lost? PETER Oh, he got you.

Like, if making a bet where you win this freshly traumatised by the lonely guy isn't the worst thing that elias has done - and somehow it fucking isn't - then you know that like, very evil. and awful. like. kinda dehuminising don't you think? kinda fucked. what the fuck.

ARCHIVIST Tell me.

The way he says it is interesting. Just... flatly, not even a demand, just... "tell me."

I like it. I think it's neat.

PETER (Fighting) I’m… not saying… another… word. ARCHIVIST Tell me or I will rip it out of you! [Both statics keep increasing in volume] PETER No! ARCHIVIST (With all his power) ANSWER MY QUESTION! PETER NO!! LEAVE! ME! (Echoing) ALONE! ARCHIVIST TELL ME! [The statics crescendo; there is the sound of electric tearing and Peter screams as he is conceptually ripped apart]

HOT JON RIGHTS!!! YEAH!!!! WOOOH!!! KILL HIM!!!!

I THINK THAT PART IS VERY COOL! FUCK YEAH DUDE, RIP SOMEONE APART WITH YOUR EVIL POWERS!!

ARCHIVIST Listen, I know you think you want to be here. I know you think it’s safer, and… well maybe it is. But we need you. I need you.

MARTIN We – I need you.

(MAG 120.2)

HHHHH THEY KEEP REPEATING EACH OTEHRS WORDS AND MAKING ME WANT TO CRY!!!

ARCHIVIST Martin. Martin look at me. (compelling) Look at me and tell me what you see. [Hissing static starts] MARTIN I see… I see you, Jon. (Small disbelieving laugh from Martin) (Martin’s voice stops shifting side to side, and no longer echoes) MARTIN (CONT’D) I see you.

THIS- THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE MOMENT

chills, literal chills. fuckin' love it so much, you don't even know

im just gonna. im just gonna be here crying it such a good

[ID: Drawing of a person sitting at a computer, crying. /End ID]

ARCHIVIST Not anymore. Come on. Let’s go home. MARTIN How? ARCHIVIST Don’t worry. I know the way.

ITS SO SOFT ITS SO SOFT ITS SO FUCKING SOFT I LOVE THIS EPISODE I LOVE THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES "Don't worry. I know the way." ITS SO SOFT THE WAY HE SAYS IT IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND CRY YOUR HONOUR THEYRE IN LOVE YOUR HONOUR THEIR LOVE GOT THEM OUT OF THE LONELY LOVE WINS YAY IM GONNA GO CRY NOW SLASH POS

this is over. im not crying but dear god is it close. look forward to tomorrow where i'll do more than ramble. i love jmart so much you guys i love them so much they love each other so much <3

[grimweaver]

Skyrim Dragonborn story and asks thingie that @lucien-lachance tagged me for a long time ago. I tag... um... I dunno lol Ethaniel LaChance is the son of Malkhai (Ale'Zandre) LaChance, The Hero of Kvatch, and Lucien LaChance, the Speaker of the Dark Brotherhood. Prior to the events of Skyrim, his wife and children were murdered by a Thalmor mage he could not identify, and Malkhai had gone missing. Hungering for revenge, and sure that the Thalmor had something to do with his mother's disappearance, he was determined to hunt the Thalmor down to the very last one, and save his mother if his suspicion about their involvement in her disappearance was correct. He managed to slay quite a few very powerful and skilled Thalmor, but there was one mage that proved to be too powerful for him-- he was defeated, strung up, and sent out to Helgen to be executed. ((blablabla--dragon showed up, "oh my there are dragons coming back to Skyrim--aaah!"--fire, blood,death, escape blablabla))

He's had the Blood of the Wolf since conception, but never considered becoming a full-fledged werewolf until the Companions' tantalizing promise of power that could give him the extra edge he needs to defeat his sworn enemies.

Soon after Ethaniel and Aela become lovers. Though Ethaniel becomes the Harbinger, though he always went to Aela for her advice before making big decisions for the Companions.

A voice begins to call to Ethaniel, usually at night. He dismisses it as the wind whistling through cracks in the home. Eventually, it gets the point he cannot ignore it any longer. He doesn't tell Aela that he is hearing a voice, just says he feels a calling to the north. He thinks he recognizes the voice-- but it couldn't be! He's been dead nearly two-hundred years! (no, I'm so not taking this from Frozen 2! This happened in my head before that movie existed!)

The voice leads him to a house in Windhelm, where he finds a boy named Aventus, doing some weird summoning ritual. He thinks Ethaniel's the Listener and tells him he wants an abusive woman at an orphanage killed. Ethnaiel, having soft spot for kids, does this for him (Blablabla, past the okay but kind of bleh parts of the questline, bla blabla) is reunited with Shadowmere, and then... given a scroll that summons an assassin spirit from the Void that Astrid does not name. She just says he was a great legend of his time (Player does some internal screaming and fangirling because she knows... AAAAAAAAAAH!) But Ethaniel, not realizing who the spirit is, is not anxious to summon him. He saves it for a time he might need help.

Ethaniel returns to Whiterun, tells Aela and the kids they adopted (Lucia and Aventus) that he has restored his family home in Falkreath (Not the Falkreath home you are thinking of, the one I made in Creation Kit that is still a WIP like everything else I ever started!), so it is safe and comfortable for them to live in. During the move, they are attacked by Thalmor. There are so many of them that Ethaniel thinks this is the best time to summon that "Spectral Assassin" (more internal fangirly screaming). The Spectral Assassin makes a dramatic appearance-- the entire area is ignited with red Void fire, which only consumes Ethaniel's enemies and doesn't even singe a hair on his or his family's body. Out from a portal leaps a human figure that wastes no time slicing and dicing through the Thalmor, like it was personal... BECAUSE IT IS EHEHEHEHEHEE! Then, when everything clears, Ethaniel approaches the spectre. He can make out the details of the spirit's face as he gets closer, and when he thinks he recognizes him he is moved to tears. "Father??" He cries The spirit smiles, nods, then says "I live... again." (AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!) There is no mistaking. Though many imperials of his time sounded like him, for some reason, his had a distinct, gravely purr. It rolled like thunder, and had the power to chill as it turned bones into jelly.

"It is you! It is you!! FATHER!!" And they hug! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Not many huge story bits I can think of past this point, except they do find Malkhai and all three of them destroy the Thalmor embassy. Ah, quality family time! Oh, and yes, there's the rest of the DB questline and the main questline, he says "screw you" to the Blades for asking him to kill his dragon friend, they kill Alduin, the end Wait, there is no end, cause Skyrim keeps going ON and ON and ON

Asks:

1. Favorite Tavern: Dead Man's Drink in Falkreath.

2. Favorite Drink: Hot white chocolate with orange/cranberry cream

3. Travel Companion: Lucien LaChance ("Da"), Aela ("

4. Wealthy or not?: Yes, but he doesn't flaunt it in any way, and most of it is spent on the home and warrior stuff.

5. Worships the Aedra or the Daedra?: Daedra, specifically Hircine.

6. Biggest Fear: Death of a loved one.

7. Pet Peeves: Snobbish and racist people.

8. Do they like being dragonborn?: Yes

9. Favorite faction: The Companions

10. An object of sentimental value: The enchanted black cloak that belonged to his father before he passed (the second time). It has a powerful quieting spell that helps him sneak around undetected, and it will not reflect any light so it's always pitch-dark-- very useful for hiding.

11. Hobbies: Cooking, woodcarving, leatherworking, singing, and playing the lute.

12. Favorite city: He hates cities. He prefers small villages, within heavily forested areas, like Falkreath.

[embossross]

JUST KNOW that i screamed in high pitch just like a yellow frog as soon as i saw the notification of chapter 5!! SO MANY EMOTIONS AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVED EVERY SINGLE PART OF IT 😩😩😩 learning that rindou fcked other women got me in tears, hearing that reader went on a fancy restaurant with naoto got me 👀👀👀 because i love your naoto so much and he smells like important. AND THEN THEN THEN WHEN RINDOU WITNESSED THE SCENE WITH YUZUHA AND FELT JEALOUS I WENT AAAAAAAAA because it kinda answered my old question (that one about how would rin feel if it was the other way around etc). The end made me feel so sad, but also so proud of reader for standing for herself instead of just swallowing her discomfort!! I loved every second of it, your writing is majestic and it always makes me feel so happy no matter what, I'm utterly addicted, thank you so much for your art <33

you are so very welcome and also so very kind 😁

i'm glad you got your answer now and i didn't spoil it for you! rindou's so proud and set in his ways (which is a pain to write tbh) and so he's jealous but not enough to be like 'don't see other people pls' but a win's a win and we're taking it!

yes naoto's come up a lot. kind of feels like he's going to have a role eventually huh 🥸

and i'm so proud of reader too! thank you for sharing all your thoughts with me and being so utterly kind! after posting a chapter, i'm always waiting with baited breath for the asks to come in. just such a worthwhile part of it!

[doors-worstenemy]

I'm just thinkin abt slinkborg rn... I m just thinking like Brink would be so sick of Kyborg's nagging every time Slique is in the room.. And sick of Kyborg constantly picking fights with them both over nothing... And Brink just kissing Slique,, then kyborg... To get the fighting over with.. Totally just so they both are angry at him.. Yea totally... Then they sloppy make out bcz my daydreams don't need reasons I just need these three to go out... I need brink Tussler in knee high boots but his pants have that like lace all up the side.. And... His big goofy cape.. And when kyborg and Slique are cold they all cuddle in his cape. Eee kydron AAAAAAAAA brink meeting Kydron and Kydron just frozen, not knowing what to do as Brink brushes his hand over the metal that hides where his mouth once was and places a gentle, loving, kiss on the smallest bit of flesh that still makes up his face... And brink taking Kydron's hand... And evil thoughts.. So evil.. Romeo and Juliet style "I can't live without you"... I never read Romeo and Juliet.. But Brink placing Kydron's right hand over his heart and brushing a strand of hair behind kydron's ear.. And Kydron shoots him... And he dies,,, then Kydron dies,,, and they live happily ever after in the afterlife... And thinkin about Slique staying up late, playing his lute as quietly as possible while frustratingly tuning it but never being satisfied. And brink coming down stairs to see Slique fighting with his lute, trying to make it perfect, trying to get the right sound from it, but it's never right. It's never his lute, no matter how tight he pulls the strings. They snap and he can't take it anymore, he brakes down sobbing.. And gets scared by Brink quickly pulling him into a hug, trying to calm him down but failing until Slique passes out from just being so frustrated and exhausted... And in the morning he wakes up to see Brink had restringed his lute,, and was trying to tune it, but it sounded horrible as Brink didn't know how to play... So Slique quickly takes his lute back, not sparing even a second to wipe the dried tears from his cheeks.. He tunes his lute, almost immediately satisfied with the sound, and teaches Brink how to play simple notes and how to hold it and tune it and,,,, they're so in love,,, and thinkin about kyborg waking up first and making coffee for the other 2,,but after smelling coffee Brink would immediately wake up to help Kyborg bcz he never broke the habit of how they used to make coffee while traveling (he still puts dirt in it bcz hes used to making it for mudd and the other infinights who I think would have gotten used to muddy coffee),,, gn chat,,,

[tribow]

So I watched The Silver Guardian

A.K.A. Gin No Guardian. Both seasons.

This is one of the worst shounen's I've seen. Wow! Seriously that's impressive.

So you got a story where the main character is supposed to be an elite gamer. Yet, he's lame as hell. This guy shows off absolutely 0 skill in every battle he takes place in. He wins his fights not because of himself, but because of an item someone gives had given him. Every single time. He never wins on his own merit.

What makes it worse is how he is set up. He was a famous player who could take down end-game bosses with the weakest gear. His whole shtick is that he was too poor in real life afford paying for the best items, so he manages with the weak gear. (The game seems to be an MMO...think of it like Maplestory if you know that game).

So in this new MMO game, money is literally power. Maximum pay to win energy coming from this game. If you're rich, you're OP. In-game currency is literally your power level (which you can buy with real money). How is the poor main character so good in this new game?

Ah, he was given billions of money right at the start he doesn't even have to actually try c'moooon. What's the point of the setup? Was it all just a waste of time?

Yes.

That's what The Silver Guardian is. A bigass waste of time. What I just complained about wasn't even the premise of the story, just an aspect of the main character. There's no point in discussing the story or the characters. There's nothing to it.

Characters? What about them? They're nothing but a stack of cliches. There's no character writing to speak of here, just cogs in the plot machine.....a machine that explains nothing by the way. The characters may allude you to something deeper within the story, but there's nothing there! There will never be anything there for you!

I'm repeating myself at this point, so how about something actually interesting? The production:

The Silver Guardian is an adaptation of a manhua. It's Chinese....well sorta. The original manhua is certainly Chinese, but the production of this anime is fairly japanese. A lot of the staff are Japanese staff, but the studio is a Chinese one.

Haoliners Huimeng Animation is the studio. It's the first time I've seen their work and it seems aight. Although they got help from BLADE too and there was contracted japanese animators involved as well. It's hard to judge how much of the animation came from Haoliners without looking into it. (Even the opening is a japanese one!)

I'm not debating whether to call this "anime" or anything. I just find it interesting. Silver Guardian is apparently a pretty popular manhua. Surely this adaptation isn't faithful to the original. I can see proper setups to story beats that the anime just doesn't execute on.

Was this trying to pander to a japanese audience or something? I definitely got the vibe of an unfaithful production Could this be some kind of cash grab?

I could be a little too suspicious, but when I saw that Tencent is the publisher of the manhua I couldn't help being skeptical. Maybe the original work is actually that bad, but then how is it so successful? Aaaaaaaaa, I'm so curious!

Well anyway, the show sucks ass. I wouldn't recommend watching it unless you're there for the sole purpose to tear it to shreds. All those youtubers who farmed Sword Art Online's bad writing for views have no idea what some actually terrible writing can be like. THIS is some bottom of the barrel shit that would actually need more than an hour to dissect everything wrong with it. It's truly fascinating how bad this is.

[cl4rke]

LUH MY BELOVED! I just want you to know I’m thinking about you and I adore you and I am sending you hugs and loves and everything that makes you happy! I hope you had a nice weekend! 😘💕💜💖💗🤗💕💖💜💗💕

JEN!! I'm so sorry for the *very* late to reply!

Aaaaaaaaa shucks you are so sweet! I just teared up a little bit 🥹🥹🥹 don't mind me

Im also thinking about you 💕and I adore you more!!! Sending many many many many hugs back at ya \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ (x ♾️)

hope you're okay, and that this message might at least have brighten up your day 😊😊😊😊

[some-rfa-imagines]

NOTE:THIS POST IS VERY IMPORTANT. PLEASE READ IT

*eternal screaming into the void* *muffled mumbling* *blushy blushy* HOW DID I MISS THIS AM I JUST ONE OF THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WHAT THANK YOU SO MUCH??????? I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY

Okay but now i feel bad can someone else come tell me if you’re super oblivious to things too i don’t wanna be alone I’m too young ill get lost in the grocery store

things will go wrong trust me i need to bE guIded or I wILL dIE

sorry i love gifs okay leave me alone pls

ANYWAY BACK TO THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST OTHER THAN TO SAY ALL OF YOU ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVE ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

Okay, so because of this, I’m going to be hosting a little fic thing. I need you all to send me one character from the list below. I also have a very small list of groups of about three prompts and one for pairs of AUs so choose a number/letter~! ALSO, CHOOSE WHETHER I WRITE MYSELF IN. I’m tempted to but it might be better if i don’t.

 It’ll go until the end of February FOR AUSTRALIA (aka the 28th for this side of the planet and the 27th for the other side of the planet i think thats how it works) say, 12 am on 28th->1st?? idk i’ll post something when it ends.

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P.S. some of these prompts and such have been found on the internet somewhere bc I lost my own list T_T

P.P.S You might notice further down that there’s options for Saeyoung & 707 as well as Saeran & Unknown. This is because I am willing to write for Saeyoung - where he is a little more serious in comparison to 707 where he jokes a lot. They’ll both be joking and stuff but Saeyoung just a bit less. This is the same for Unknown/Saeran - Saeran will be a little more timid and Unknown will be… well, how he is. I don’t mean to give out too many spoilers, but if you’ve played to the end (or at least Seven’s After End) then you might know what I’m talking about.

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HOW VOTING WILL WORK:

I’ll be judging the voting by four categories.

- Character

- Prompts

- AUs

- M/W/M/I

Basically, whichever character gets the most votes will win that category, whichever group of prompts gets the most votes will win in that category and whichever AU gets the most votes will win in that category.

M/W/M/I is where you either vote ‘Yes’ or ‘No’. (It stands for ‘me writing myself in’). Very simple really. If any of them get even amounts of votes, I’ll get my sister to decide or something.

 okay enough rambling, here’s the lists

CHARACTERS:

- Yoosung

- Zen

- Jaehee

- Jumin

- Saeyoung

- 707

- V

- Saeran

- Unknown

- Vanderwood (I can’t promise anything good)

- Elizabeth 3rd (lololol lets see how this one plays out)

- Rika (????? maybe before she met V????? Idk?????)

PROMPTS:

1. “Who the hell are you and why is my favourite book in a puddle of orange juice.”, “Are you trying to flirt with me?” “This is a lot harder than it looks and I don’t think you realise that.”, “That’s the lamest pick up line I’ve ever heard of.” “Damn. Well, it was just plan A.” “And what’s plan B…?” “To take you hostage.”

2 . “What the fuck did they do to you in that lab?” “Ehhh, needles, comas, that deep freeze thing in the first room, shoving these onto my back. Oh also they forced me to eat soggy bread.”, “Love, you underestimate how much food I can shove in my mouth before I need to be stopped.”, “okay so why did you have to smash that vase again” “I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT GOT IN THE WAY” 

3 (matches = a). “Welcome to my treasure trove.” “There’s a sword.” “Yeah.” “wHY DO YOU HAVE A SWORD.”, “Love, I’ve done this before. Every hundred years. For seventeen millenniums.’, “WHAT DID YOU DO TO (THEM)?!”

4 (matches = e). “Are… Who are these people? They- They look like me…”, “So, what do you want for dinner?” “I’m thinking Italian. Like an Italian.” “BABE.”, “Oooh, look at the detail on that mirror.” “Okay by now you’re just messing with me and you can stop.”

5 (matches = g). “Okay, I know I’m idiotic to get lost in a corn maze but who the fuck are you and why are you apparently as idiotic as I am.”, “I was on my way to buy that soul for Satan, who do you think you are. You can’t do that.” “I’m sure you know who I am.” “Huh…? Oh, fuck.”, “I swear to god, my little sister will kill me when I get home.” “Bit rude to swear to God right now, don’t you think?” “Oops -,-”

6 (matches = c). “Fuck I’m going to die. Damn” “YOU DEFINITELY WILL IF YOU DRINK THAT.”, “You know you can’t bring (them), Your Highness, (they’ll) be used against you.”, “Don’t hold me responsible, I wasn’t even there.” “Yeah but you gave me the idea.” “You know what, fuck you.”

7 (matches = f). “The fuck did you say they put on my gravestone?!”, “Honey, I don’t care if you’re the fucking queen or an uncooperative cat, get off your ass and live your life you trash bag.”, “hey, calm down, please, oh god okay, calm aura, calm aura, please stop freaking out, calm down, it’s okay, you can do this.”

AUs:

a (matches 3). ‘You’re suspicious of the legends. You know, those legends. Everyone knew about them. The ones about the dragons in the hills.’, ‘Who are you and why are you holding a sword to my throat. SHIT WHERE’D YOU GO I’M GOING TO GET ASSASSINATED AREN’T I.’ - (Shapeshifter AU?)

b. ‘There was another thunderstorm tearing through your village. Which OTPs were clashing this time and what got the angels so agitated with each other??? How badly did they ship these people…’, ‘Why’d you have to smile at me like that, I couldn’t even concentrate on your order oh god I’m blushing why am I so fLUSTERED.’ - (Ship wars in Heaven/coffee shop AU?)

c (matches = 6). ‘Fuck why did you have to be the one to join me on this mission you do realise that it’s dangerous and they don’t care whether we die or not’, ‘Okay so I love you and all, but why the fuck did you have to start a universal war they’re going to kill you- yes, I know you’re undercover when you fight but you’re still a dead (queen/king) walking I hope you know.” - (War between two universes/undercover queen/king as a spy AU?)

d. ‘You smiled, taking a quick photo of the (colour)-haired (gender). The light was pretty on the water, sure. But (they) seemed to be ethereal against it all.’, ‘”Edit photos taken today” and “lunch at (favourite cafe) at 2 w/ (BFF’s name)” was scrawled messily on your arm, the ink from the pen fading in and out as you had written it in a rush. You ran into your favourite cafe, stopping to run a hand through your hair. Looking around, you tried to spot your best friend when you saw it. Your own handwriting, on someone else’s arm.’ - (Amateur Photographer/Soulmate writing AU?)

e (matches =  4). ‘Your eye caught the (colour)ed ones from across the room. (They were) cute oh god, no, no, no, don’t betray me like this. You squeezed your eyes shut, grabbing a lock of your hair. Opening your eyes very slowly your eyes widened. Great. Pink.’, ‘Blood dripped down (their) chin. You knew (they were) a vampire. You knew (they) needed blood. But it was a little offensive when (they) drank from others.’ - (Vampire/Hair-changing-colour-to-match-emotions AU?)

f (matches = 7). ‘You couldn’t really explain it. You would never meet your soulmate, you knew that. So why were you so calm most of the time? You’d met others whom had gone hysterical. What was this calm aura that surrounded you? And why did you feel like someone was always watching you?’, ‘You remembered the exact moment the clock stopped. It stopped a few years ago; you sat alone on the swings in the park when a burning feeling ignited in your wrist. Horrified, you looked down. Embedded into your skin was a new tattoo - one that read 2 years / 6 months / 17 days / 6 hours / 5 minutes / 34 seconds in gorgeous calligraphy. You hated it.’ - (Soulmate clock/Ghost-Soulmate AU?)

g (matches 5). ‘Why on earth did i have to be the one Satan asks to get their soul. Why’d they even sell their soul to begin with. Oh, fuck where am I.’, ‘my little sister really looks up to you because she’s going through that phase so she’ll probably kill me again when i get home.’ (demon AU)

M/W/M/I

- Yes

- No

- I really don’t mind

Holy shit that took ten years

Wow okay, that took a long while my bad. Anyway, as you can see, some match together well (and some are really specific)but ofc you don’t have to do those two together. sO! Please vote in my asks box!! I’m so curious to see the outcome~

Bye bye~!!

*poof*