#puffle rambles

[fullmoonfireball]

well i found the original post, but i was already mostly through making this so i just Committed to the full remake + some extra stuff

also yes i know the formatting is awful on the first pic but i didn’t know how else to place everything <3

[o-berriesandhotsauce]

thinking about how over the years I've kind of made two universes for my OCs?

I guess the "EPF Dating Sim" universe is my main one at this point, but there was an older one, before Mack existed, that's different enough to be its own thing.

So there's these universes *hair twirl*: the aforementioned EPFDSim verse, and the older "Bagelverse." The main difference is who the protagonist is: Mack for the former, Bagel for the latter.

(Also Bagel as in the OC/penguinsona, not me, personally, you get it I'm overexplaining lol)

A quick and dirty rundown of differences:

EPFDSim:

Mack protag-- Bagel does not exist

works on Club Penguin time (takes place 2005-2017)

Fi is co-ace with Mack, and he's very much a deuteragonist. Lawful good.

Penguin in the Pages takes place in this verse (in 2016).

The EPF is a force of good and is generally portrayed in a positive light. Mack might question some decisions (Fi never questions god bless him), but it's always clear the EPF's heart is in the right place.

Bagelverse:

Bagel protag-- Mack does not exist

works in real time (takes place in 2023) (honestly it took place on CPR time, but obviously that doesn't work anymore, so present day it is)

Fi is the only ace, and he's slightly antagonistic. Lawful neutral.

Zelda exists! Bagel and Zelda are friends with an odd history.

However, because Bagel is friends with Zelda, a dishonorably discharged EPF agent, they see the EPF as sketchy. It's rough having paranoia when your bestie has made enemies with a secret organization 😔

There are probably more differences but these are the clear ones

[missnatzooie]

Been listening to the Club Penguin soundtrack recently, I miss playing it.

Also the Gift Shop music is a banger.

[puflittoh]

I'm already thinking about another pufflesona, have the concept down, and just wanted to let you know that Bandit has a bit of interesting lore 👀! If anyone has questions, my ask is open! (Or however you call the thingy)

[heartfullofleeches]

I am so excited for that pathetic crybaby cupid, I too love me a manipulative crybaby

That's the sixth time he's rolled up his stockings. Between him fixing his clothing and nursing his burnt tongue the conversation hasn't gone far nor done anything to make this situation clear. He flinches as you adjust yourself.

"So, you're telling me you're here to fix my love life?"

The boy shrinks in his seat like you're about swallow him, twisting the sleeves of his puffle coat. "Well... Yes- If you don't mind that is, ahaha. It's my duty, plus everyone deserves love- If I was matched with someone as cute as you I'd feel sorry for you...."

He bites down on his tongue hard enough you hear and see him wince. "But I'm just rambling here. Your partner will be mortal, fingers crossed."

"Do you always meet with people like this?"

"You mean in coffee shops? No, never actually. You're the first human I've ever met up close. There's just...something about you that made me want to come down here. You're amazing in so many ways I don't know how I'm going to find you the right person to be with. I promise you I'll try my best. So please don't go looking yourself."

Facts about this winged boi:

His name is Amyas. As using pity is how he gets his way, Amyas choses to make himself look small and fragile. He's around 5'3, wearings baggy clothing or ones two sizes too big that are prone to falling down, and cries when you go to the store without him

While he claims to be looking for your one and only when you meet he's secretly turning you away from dating on your own and making everyone around you fall for others.

Fine if you bully him, but the second you say you're leaving he's pulling a 180.

Loves owls almost as much as he loves you, and they have something in common as they act most at night

As with all angels in this universe he can present fem

[fatuismooches]

ITS ALMOST VALENTINES DAAY yippe!!!!

I know Dottore + the segments dont really care for holidays but I like to think Valentines day is one of those exceptions because they KNOW they are going to get spoiled. They all glance at reader (who is oblivious) discreetly as the day approaches.

And when the day arrives they're barely able to focus on their tasks because they can already smell the chocolates from the kitchen. Reader had to lock the door to the kitchen for OBVIOUS reasons.

sidenote: I just had the adorable idea that foxttore will claw/paw at the door like a dog😭 and the pufflings will try to squeeze under the door. Reader probably has to put a rag under the door to stop them.

When reader finally finishes baking and presents it to all the Dottys they are so joyous.... the older ones might be more quiet about their happiness but the younger ones are DEVOURING those sweets.

I like to think Reader also baked some trears for Foxttore and the pufflings... :D

(Sidenote:Reader baked a special batch for Zandy because he's spoiled)

ALSO im glad u like my ramblings 😭 I get very joyous when I see a new dottore post...

- 🐓

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH... Ah you've sealed your fate the moment you decided to spoil them on the first Valentine's Day spent together! You simply can't set the standards so high and then not go through with it, nope, unless you want a bunch of mopey and grumpy segments on this day of love. (You weren't planning on such a thing anyway thankfully. But somehow you don't notice how touchy they are before the day. Specifically the younger ones. The older ones are beyond that. But I guess they think they could possibly butter you up to give them a few more chocolates... Unfortunately, you're still oblivious and just return their kisses tenfold.)

Not only do you lock the door, but you have to threaten to never make them chocolates again if they dare break this rule... well obviously you'd never actually do that but apparently they're not willing to risk that possibility... very, very strange segments. If only they could behave themselves, they could hug you from behind as you baked... Though of course, Zandy is allowed in because he's a good little boy! Sometimes he helps you or he's just there to keep you company! (You have to keep Zandy's special batch in your room and have him sneak over so you two can eat it together in secret... otherwise, the segments would find out and that would not be fun...)

YESSS FOXTTORE AND THE PUFFBALLS TRYING TO BREAK IN... no poor Foxttore would just give up and sit outside the door all huffy and sad... its favorite human has betrayed it!! but the pufflings, they would have infiltrated the kitchen already, they were there hidden inside the cabinets and under the stove the night before. The ones that weren't there yet just squeezed themself through some other crevice... eventually, you just get them all in and Foxttore is very very happy :3 Its fur coat unfortunately may get a bit messy with the chocolate... you will have to give it a bath later. (I can just imagine, you will turn your back for a few seconds, and then you turn back around to see Foxttore guilty with his paw in the bowl of chocolate...)

Reader would definitely customize the boxes of chocolates for the segments... they would make sure to note down the kind of chocolate they prefer, what kind of fillings they like, etc... and the older segments who have a taste for more bitter chocolates too... :D Not to mention the little notecard with to: and from: [name]...

And let's not forget about our dearest Dottie... he would want to taste more chocolates even after they're done, and to do so, he would simply kiss you repeatedly, savoring the lingering taste of the delicious sweetness on your lips. Yes, he's never cared for Valentine's Day, but when it's like this, he supposes it's not all that bad.

[operation-cursed-sweet-tooth]

So... Gary, What's your first thoughts about the wolf puffle that Rookie caught thanks to your invention the Net Gun 3000?

Gadzooks- a new variant of puffle?? Rather fascinating ✨ thought they don’t seem quite friendly-

And you said Rookie had caught this specimen?? That’s wonderful! My invention did exactly as it was supposed to- and Rookie didn’t catch himself for once-

I’m quite curious about this puffle….if there was multiple fur samples found of different colors that must mean there’s even more variants out there! Perhaps we can get to the point where we can take these puffles too….hopefully- but uhh….that might seem difficult- perhaps they can end up being a type of guard puffle? Maybe it can help scare off Herbert….. ah listen to me ramble on *chuckle* excellently done on todays mission, agents, hope to hear another update about it

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "thought cancelled" edition!

Where shawn doesnt even get a chance to ramble

Shawn: so i was thinking about--

Shawn: .....thought cancelled

Anna: did your phone just tell you to stop???

Shawn: i set a reminder in the past to tell my future self to be more normal and its finally caught up to me.

Anna is just internationally laughing at shawn rn. She's impressed that shawns had a reminder thats lasted that long and shawn is just thinking "i have failed you, me"

Suddenly, Onyx!

Onyx's inside voice: where the fuck i am?

Oh to be a young t rex puffle who spotted a weird yellow trekker in the middle of a clearing and getting taken millions of years into the future. As soon as she stepped out of that thing i immediately vanished into thin air.

Dan: tiny.

And dan is the first one to spot her XD

And the finale!

Oh to be a now elderly t rex puffle who thought she'd never have to deal with her own kind again. And suddenly the prehistoric party happens *WHEEZE*

[1-1-s1ay-2-2]

Mutual Appreciation Post 💜

Feature Mutuals of the Week:

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@clipartpro

Ramblings of a Kirby on Tumblr 💎

@puffle-thoughts

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@adiaryof

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@findaperfectgift

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Mia's Mindful Moments (tumblr.com) 💎

@melomindfulmoments

[squipy-shippy]

Dude you and Cadence are just- adorable together. Love seeing you gush about her when I look through the self ship tag

Ramble about your Headcanons for y’all I am listening :33

*FLAPPY HAND EMOJI HERE* EEEEH!!! TY!!!! I really needed this tonight: okay headcannons right right!!!

So some general headcannons are well:

* cadence is a lesbian and uses she/they pronouns (with no real preference for either one)

* cadence at first was really nervous about being public about our relationship while club penguin dose not really have a homophobia problem and it had been know that cadence was queer (however many expected her and one of the penguin band members to get together) she still wasn't sure how her fans would react about her being in a relationship.

* during cadence's busiest time of year which is during the music jam she likes to do two things. Spoil the fuck out of me with the vip experience and at the end of the night come home and just cuddle

* cadence doesn't get nervous about much of anything well except for when she asked me out on our first date. It's honestly the only time I have ever seen her stutter

* I was really nervous when I first started developing feelings for cadence as I was pretty much a nobody I was new on the island, I had a job at the Cafe making smoothies and a side job at the puffle store and hadn't really made a name on the island I never will really understand what cadence sees in me but I'm lucky to have her

* when I have a meltdown or a Panic attack she seems to always be there ready to help even if she's not there when it starts. Honestly I'm convinced it's a sixth sense. I feel bad whenever she has to stop her work to help but it is really nice.

[averys-happy-space]

club penguin rambles

there are a LOT of images bc the post is abt cp outfits. but also a ton of text bc i talk way too much. also I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG ACC. I POSTED IT ON MY THEME TESTING BLOG BY ACCIDENT SO I HAD TO REPOST THIS. its the 11pm brain fog getting to me

okay so club penguin released a new clothing catalogue for november and here's my hippie fall outfit i came up with. it's designed around the sweater bc i thought the sweater was super cute but there wasn't any other hand item except guitar that really matched with the outfit. and like yes i could have it without the guitar (which i did do to take the 2nd pic) but i wanna equip a hand item!!! which sounds really stupid bc it is stupid but i'm picky and idc. the sweater IS adorable tho like look at it, its got little puffles on it and shit!!!! fucking adorable!!! and the colour is so pretty and nice too :3c i would buy that sweater if it existed irl. also look at the cool ass ghost puffle!!! their name is goober LMAO i dont rmb why i named them that. i think i was thinking like goofy goober but i already have an orange puffle named goofy ah so i guess thats why i just named this ghost puffle goober? genuinely i have no fucking clue. but i'm gonna keep them around cuz they look dope as fuck and also they match my penguins purple skin colour which i think is neat.

other outfits

since i am making a post abt cp outfits i also decided to add my previous outfits (that i have screenshots of) to this post too just to archive them so i can come back in 10 yrs and be like wow 16 yr old me had horrible fashion taste. (i hope tumblr is still around in 10 yrs. i mean, its lasted 15 yrs, so like whats another 10 right?)

for context:

the first one is one of my earliest outfits which i made with help & advice from moose bc i suck at fashion (thank u moose). i think it looks cool, tho there wasnt like a theme or anything that i was going for. i just liked the hair + jacket and wanted to make an outfit with it lol

the pizza one is from the pizza party event. do not ask me why they had a pizza party event. i have no idea. anyway it was really stupid but fun and i suck at the pizzatron 3000 minigame. i wanted to use a mouse for it but my mom took my mouse when she took my gaming pc so i had to use mac trackpad to play and boy it was Not good. also i gave my puffle jellybean a sombrero which i know is mexican and pizzas are from italy but i didnt know what else to give him!!! plus he looks really stupid cuz the sombrero is massive which i think is cute. oh yea, also i met rookie during the pizza party and i wanted to equip his background but my penguin covers half of rookies body and it didnt look good so i ended up going for this bg instead. its kinda lame but whatever, i still got to meet rookie and thats all that matters <3 (btw, for context, theres lots of npc mascots in the game and every so often they "come online" (its just a bot walking around really) and if u join the same area as them, u get a stamp + bg gift. i met rookie & jetpack guy during the pizza party and got their stamps and gifts but i love rookie more lol, hence why i wanted to use his bg. its too sad it didnt fit nicely bc i think its a p cool bg but oh well)

the bottom two are just variations of each other. basically for the sept or oct catalogue (i forgot which), the cp team added a bunch of punk stuff and i bought all of it bc it actually looked dope as hell. the one on the left came first but i didnt rlly vibe w the hair which is why i ended up changing it. also, the wings are a neck item which is why the first outfit doesn't have the dog tags even tho i wanted them. couldn't have both ): anyway, the second one came about after i got to meet cadence during the music party and i LOVE cadence (i had a massive crush on her when i was younger. like literally shes so pretty?!!) so i got rid of the raven wings so u can see her face in the bg. i can't lie i do think the bg is a bit lame bc its completely empty on the right which makes it feel kinda unbalanced, also u can see i have the cadence signature pin equipped. u can't change the positioning of the pin which sucks bc i would've put it on the right if i could but oh well. and yea i added the dog tags since no more wings. i accidentally clicked jellybean before taking this pic so it sent him home LMAOOO and i couldnt be bothered to get him back at the time so thats why hes missing from the pic. overall i think this outfit is def my favourite, the vibes are just so good. i love punk. oh and also the vampire teeth are bc the catalogue was mainly a halloween theme and well, they looked cool lol

for the record, jellybean is my favourite puffle hence why hes in all these pics. idk why but i just love white puffles, theyre so adorable and smiley despite being shy. also white puffles are slightly smaller than all other puffles which makes them 10x cuter. but i'm gonna keep goober around for a while just cuz they look cool as fuck. but i'll prob switch over back to jellybean when its closer to xmas. anyway its now 1120pm (i spent like half an hour writing this) so im going to sleep. goodnight

[fullmoonfireball]

why are there so few rooms with doormats in club penguin. it's snowy ALL the time. the floors have gotta be SO fucking nasty if no one can wipe their feet or stomp the snow off their boots

[some-rfa-imagines]

headcanon that the twins are together again and family and having their best possible future and that V gets the treatment he needs and that Jaehee has her coffee shop and that Zen gets his dream roles and that Yoosung graduates and becomes a vet and that Jumin makes peace with his father and his inner self and that everyone is happy and safe and i’m in denial still okay leave me alone

[bottomvalerius]

I’m sorry but Lucio would 110% get too invested in the millennial vs gen z discourse with Asra, who just keeps saying to go watch a Disney movie anajaiskksks

[pygmy-puffle]

I really do be using this site as a journal.

[twilights-bread]

For the ten millionth time, stop asking me to change my mind and walk down the isle when I graduate