#idate morino x reader

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Top 5 biggest hear me outs in Naruto

YES YES FINALLY SOMEONE ASKED

CW: V1RTUALV4MP BEING 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

ahem..

5– Rock Lee

HE IS SO SO PRECIOUS IF HE WAS REAL I'D DATE THE SHIT OUTTA HIM AND ALSO I'M JEALOUS ASF OF WHOEVER GOT THEIR CHEEKS CLAPPED BY HIM IN BORUTO 'CAUSE FYM HE HAS A SON NOW UM ACTUALLY I AM THE MOTHER BRO I AM THE MOM I AM HIS WIFE THIS GUY IS SERIOUSLY SUCH AN INSPIRATION FOR ME WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT GIVING UP ON LITERALLY ANYTHING I REMEMEBR THIS BABYBOY. WE LOVE YOU LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

4– Deidara

Y'all seriously underestimate how men with long hair drive me absolutely feral BRO LISTEN UP THIS BOUTTA SOUND WEIRD AS SHIT BUT I AM WEIRD AS SHIT BUT LIKE I PROBABLY HAVE SYNESTHESIA AND THIS MF SMELLS LIKE MF SWEAT BRO IF HE WAS REAL I WOULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF HIS BODY LIKE DAWG THAT ONE SCENE WHERE HE THREW UP CLAY????????????????? GOD JUST BREED ME ALREADY THIS MAN IS SUCH A SLUT WALKING AROUND IN THAT CROP TOP WITH THAT TINY WAIST HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING AND ALSO... THE MOUTH HANDS.... THE MOUTH HANDS...........

3– Zetsu

BOTH. OH GODDAMNIT SOMEONE PLEASE JUST HEAR ME OUT PLEASEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA I'D LET HIM EAT ME I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HES SO SOS HOT OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE A THING FOR MONSTERS BRO I AM NOT OKAY I ALREADY MADE A POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANT THIS MF TO FUCK ME RAW AAA HE DRIVES ME CRAZY OH OKAY ALRIGHT I'M LITERALLY TEARING UP IRL I GOT EMOTIONAL

2– Iruka Umino

UNDERRATED BABY. BOYFRIEND MATERIAL 100% ‼‼‼‼‼ HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART HE'S SO PURE I WANT TO MARRY HIM AND HAVE A WHOLE CHEERLEADING TEAM OF KIDS WITH HIM I WANT HIM TO BE MY HUSBAND I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS FUCKING BASTARD HE'S AN ANGEL

1– Idate Morino AKA that one sonic boy that flirted with Sakura

UM ACTUALLY HE'S MY BOYFRIEND Y'ALL 😍😍😍😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 ANYWAYS WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM LIKE GODDAMN LOOK AT HIM THERE'S JUST SOMETHING SO CHARMING ABOUT THIS BOY WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED I INSTANTLY BUSTED A NUT HES SUCH A LOSER SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE THE ONLY REASON IM NOT WRITING A WHOLE BIBLE ABOUT THIS GUY IS BECAUSE HE'S A MINOR, THAT'S ALL UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH WE SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE SCENES WITH HIM THIS IS NOT FAIR