#and a one. a two! [ooc]

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

hey guys can you watch over these critters for me thanks

[bigfatbreak]

everything happens so much

[bittasol]

smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before

[moeblob]

cute? D: (thank you so much!)

[carma-tjol]

If I only could...

[feroluce]

I love the fact that the Silvermane Guards are essentially just a very devoted "We Love Gepard Landau" fanclub, and I desperately need for all of them to get into ship wars about it behind their Captain's back. The soldiers are all split into several factions:

Some of them ship him with Sampo 🛡💣 (enemies to lovers/hateship enjoyers; this does not necessarily mean they like Sampo- in fact it's more like most of them want to sic their Captain on him skzjsmdm)

Some of them ship him with Bronya 👑🛡 (knight and princess trope enjoyers and also a sorta-kinda "that is our mom and dad" type of deal; this faction gets riled up and ridiculously hypes Gepard up to Bronya every time she comes down to the frontlines mskdkxmd)

Some of them ship him with the trailblazer 🛡💫 (the smallest and newest faction, but steadily gaining!)

Some of them ship him with Pela ❄🛡 (workplace romance enjoyers; Gepard once charged out into the Fragmentum alone to save Pela from an expedition gone horribly wrong, and when this faction saw Gepard carrying Pela back princess style they threw a whole party)

Some of them ship him with Dunn 🛡🗡 (also workplace romance; Dunn is very flattered by this because yeah wrong Landau, but wow, the troops really think he's good enough to woo the Captain, what an honor)

And some of them ship themselves with the Captain 🛡❤ (yumejoshi enjoyers; this faction throws a massive group effort every Valentine's Day and are also all very supportive of each other)

The final faction is an odd one, because they're defined not by who they ship their beloved Captain Gepard with, but rather by who they don't ship him with. Their name is generally shortened to the A.B.S. Group- Anybody BUT Sampo 🚫💣 DKSZJJSMSOZ

[bird-likes-to-fandom]

have a traditional steph and grace that took me a couple hours

[jazzzzzzhands]

Julie Joyful headcanons?

Well i'm a big fan of the "Fluffy Monster Beastie" Julie!! With a tail !! :) Wild and untamed! (but with a cute dress!) I also like to think she likes earrings <3

I also relate to Julie a lot in the way that i'm very silly and happy So i ofc love to project my own little behaviors!!

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[sheepalmighty]

Here are the tricky dialogue comic bits for my Chai-tentatively-joins-Vandelay AU -- there are so many speech bubbles in these images. The rest under the read more is focussed on filling in a few of the gaps I haven't covered yet, solely Chai and Kale stuff.

To preface, I apologise for the absolutely stupid and cliche pages - that are supposed to be pivotal for these two - I decided to draw lower down this post. It would not leave my mind and so I had to manifest it.

While this has some linearity between pages I did leave a couple gaps because I didn't want to iron out the dialogue or events (I've been thinking about this almost exclusively for a year but I'm still not sure what to go with) and I've already drawn these two too many times during this drawn-out, self-inflicted, errr, thing. Still shaky on drawing stuff from the game events proper, doesn't sit right with me but nothing really changes (not sure really) because of the motivations of the main characters.

Something that partly influenced this batch was this one yt comment that said that In A Blink's lyrics / vampire theming weren't supposed to be homoerotic and were just about capitalism, and I thought "why not both?". Anyway, thanks for reading.

[They then argue about who likes who for a bit]

A few small things after the above below:

[happypeachsludgeflower]

In an au where your soulmate’s name is on one wrist, your soulnemesis is on the other, Luo Binghe has Shen Qingqiu on both. Too bad he can’t tell that it’s two different people with the same name!!

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

anyways good episode

[artilite]

been thinking thoughts of a sonic lethal company au of sorts....

i'd like to make game/character profiles with proper suit designs and personal flare eventually but i really, really needed to draw them Right Now LOL

[s0fter-sin]

rewatching s1 and in ep2 w*ndigo, dean makes a joke about not bringing provisions into the woods just to pull out a bag of peanut butter m&m’s and stick with me here, it’s why the later seasons’ “goofy dean” loses me

this moment is clearly a joke but if you think about it too much, it also makes some sense; a family size bag of peanut m&m’s is calorie dense and even the high sugar is good to keep you moving which they need on an overnight hunt. it also shows how due to their upbringing, they’ve had to eat lower quality food, things they always had access to that was cheap and also in bulk

what does dean eating ghost pepper jerky then tipping water on himself exist for other than to be a cringy joke? what does smelling old chinese food, testing to see if it's still good then shaking his head with cabbage hanging out his mouth when it isn't serve? it's just to make him look stupid and contrast sam's healthy/clean diet (and superiority but that’s another conversation) which has always existed but it used to be nuanced and natural

we see dean as a child give up the food he wanted to eat so sam could eat it. (“i’m sick of spaghetti-os,” “you’re the one who wanted them,” … “i want lucky charms!” “… there’s only enough for one bowl and i haven’t had any yet!” proceeds to give them to sam, 1x18) we know he hustled and stole food to ensure sam ate. (“so, what’d he take?” “get this- peanut butter and bread.” 9x07)

we also see throughout the early seasons dean teasing sam about his salad or healthy choice while he eats some form of burger or other fast food (or notably, cheerfully eating prison food that sam won’t touch, 2x19). it's typical sibling teasing but it also shows that it isn't new for sam to eat like that and for dean to know he eats like that

sam being picky isn't just a character trait they chose for him, it's a result of how dean raised him; he raised him to like and want healthy food and be food secure enough to reject food he didn't want

but dean eats anything he is given and seeks out unhealthy - cheap, plentiful, filling - food

he is the opposite of picky to the point of it being a consistent bit; they show him multiple times eating when it's socially frowned upon to do so eg. questioning a grieving victim when they're trying to be discreet (1x14, 2x15, 2x18)

a similar moment to the chinese food is in 4x19; dean wakes up in the car while sam brushes his teeth outside and is hungry. sam says there's a sandwich in the backseat, dean smells it and recoils bc it's an old tuna sandwich. the moment is funny on its own but it also exists as a comparison of their lives to adam's; he has a loving mother, goes to school and importantly, a steady stable childhood

it’s a joke with a purpose

it also supports dean's food insecurity; he wakes up and is immediately hungry, enough to complain about it and seek out food before anything else

dean is always hungry bc he never has access to nutritionally rich foods bc he got used to using the money he earned to buy sam's more expensive food. he got used to his cheaper, denser foods and grew up with (and continues to live with) intermittent access to said foods. think of how long it takes to drive from one state to another; how many hours it can take to see another town that offers food, if you arrive at a reasonable enough time for anything to be open. also think how they can’t keep any food beyond what fits in an esky; nothing that needs defrosting, nothing can be heated up. it’s bags and jars and take out for as long as they can trust it

then they get the bunker which has its own kitchen

dean even describes himself as "nesting" when he decorates his room, something he hasn't had since he was four years old, and he uses said kitchen to cook a burger from scratch that he is proud of. he is food secure for the first time in his life and it shows in how often he cooks for both himself and sam

so these moments where they have him acting goofy regarding food are no longer character driven and only exist as a joke which is why they come across as cringy and out of character compared to similar earlier moments

a lot of my issues with dean's characterisation started when they introduced the bunker. the argument can and is made that the reason these jokes happen is bc he feels safe in the bunker, that bc he now has a home he can relax and unmask but that still doesn't feel sufficient. they crank up these sillier moments for both of them, giving them a sort of playing house comedy vibe of two roommates with completely different personalities but it doesn't feel like an authentic progression. it feels forced; an attempt at humour for humour's sake

food stopped being an informed part of their characters and their trauma and instead became flanderised; sam is the judgy vegetarian health nut and dean is his borderline slovenly carnivore counterpart

[nethhiri]

Wire Tap

Summary: Nina lives out her biggest fantasy.

Warning: Sex (with Nina)

Giving our favorite pink possum punk what she deserves! This is my silly little story for @dissvicious just because I think Wire x Nina is hilarious and I love Nina so mf much. Based on some headcanons that Wire is really into conspiracies and crystals and horoscopes (and maybe he's a ghost writer for the News Coo: After Dark that has sex horoscopes (Whoroscopes)).

There was a knock full of regret at the door of the infirmary. 

“Go away, Kid. I’m working. If it’s Killer, I’m free.”

“What if it’s neither?” Wire’s voice came from the other side of the door.

Nina narrowed her eyes with suspicion. “Come in. What do you want?”

Wire’s eyes shifted around the room, avoiding looking directly at the pink haired punk. 

“Well? You gonna stand there and waste my time? Or ya gonna tell me what’s wrong”

Wire let out a sigh. “Nothing is wrong.” Then under his breath he added, “Except what I’m about to do.” He pulled a hand down his face, distorting his features for a brief moment. “It’s about my Whoroscope today.”

“If there’s something up your ass I’m gonna need to get out my step ladder.”

“No! Fuck, I knew you would be like this. Kid and Killer are too soft with their brats.”

“Excuse me?”

“Listen. Do you want to fuck or not? This is your one chance.”

“Huh?” Nina’s eyes went wide with surprise and curiosity.

“My Whoroscope said I had to try something new. And Kid wouldn’t let me shit on his chest so now my only option is to fuck a milf.”

“You were gonna shit on his chest?”

“That was the preferable option.”

“Fuck you!” Nina thought for a moment. “But if it will cause you that much torment… I’m in. Kid is fine with it?”

“His exact words were “ew no go fuck my wife instead”.”

“Aw he called me “wife”?” Nina grinned smugly to herself. "What about Killer?"

"Oh he didn't say anything. He was sucking Kid's dick."

Nina's eyebrows met in anger. "Without me!? Those fuckers. Now I'm definitely in. So how we doing this?" She gave Wire a once-over and quirked her eyebrow up.

Wire reached Nina in one step and tucked her under his arm like a small lapdog. "Very carefully."

He could barely feel her biting and scratching his arm as he carried her to his quarters, either because she was so tiny or because he was desensitized to biting and scratching, possibly both. Wire tossed her on his bed and Nina bounced a few times.

"Hey! What's your problem?! You have a lot of nerve!"

"If you want me to fuck you, shut up and behave." Wire shoved a piece of paper at her. "And read this."

Nina was puzzled with the form. "What the hell is this?"

"A release form. So you can't complain if I permanently disfigure your cervix."

Nina muttered under her breath. "Pretty sure Ozzy did that on the way out." She snatched the paper from his hands, made a face, and shoved it back at him. "This is just rules! I'm not fucking reading all that!"

Wire glowered at her. "Read it or no dick."

"I don't want it bad enough to read, dumbass." Nina flung the paper to the floor and bounced her butt to the edge of the bed so she could get down.

"You don't?" Wire palmed himself through the front of his thin spandex shorts, leaving little to Nina's imagination.

Nina did a double take at the outline of Wire's cock. She let out an irritated huff, stomped over to the discarded paper, and sat on the floor criss-cross applesauce to read it. Her eyes flicked between the words on the paper and Wire lying in his bed. It was increasingly harder to concentrate as Wire pulled out his cock and fisted himself, completely ignoring her. Nina whispered curses at him that only she could hear. The second she was finished reading, she popped up and jumped on the bed.

"Okay I'm done! Gimme!"

"Slow down, runt." Wire sat up on his elbows. "Do you want to be split in half?"

"Yes."

He sighed. He should have expected that answer. Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, he, instead, closed them and took a calming breath. When he opened them, Nina had already stripped all her clothes off and seemed to be sizing him up, trying to figure out how to mount him.

"You're not gonna be able to handle it without some prep first, brat."

For once, Nina agreed with Wire, but she wasn't about to admit that out loud.

"Fine." Nina crawled up the bed and grabbed Wire's hand, the one that wasn't playing with his shaft. She laid it flat on his thigh before grabbing his middle and ring finger and pointing those toward the ceiling. "Stay like that."

Wire's fingers were basically the same as a smaller than average cock on a normal size man. Nina held his wrist down and straddled his thigh, placing herself over his erect fingers. Nina didn't bother with spit. She knew she was plenty wet to slide down into Wire's palm. If she closed her eyes, it would be easy to imagine she was riding a normal guy instead of the hand of a pseudo-giant.

The banter was quickly lost. Neither of them spoke a word, focused intently on watching the other. Nina's eyes were glued to Wire pleasuring himself. Wire watched with much curiosity as Nina used his hand to get off. He couldn't recall a time when someone used him rather than the other way around. He wasn't opposed to it. Nina ground her hips into Wire's hand, eager to get off on the appetizer so she could get to the main course. She stared at Wire's cock and imagined riding it instead of just his fingers. The length was impressive, but the girth was the real treat. The thought alone had her clenching around Wire's fingers. A few more minutes of rolling her hips and she was cumming on them. Wire only had to put on a show for Nina and hadn't had to lift a finger to get her there, well, technically he lifted two.

"Okay! I'm ready!" As soon as the waves of pleasure subsided, Nina was tearing off Wire's shorts and fish nets. "Now, give me that horse cock."

Wire sucked her release from his fingers and held his cock in place for her. "Come and get it... if you think you can handle it, runt."

"I didn't take you for the pillow princess type."

Wire chuckled darkly. "I'm going to let you play with it. Then when you whine and cry that it's too much, I'm going to fuck you so hard that you'll be begging for Killer and Kid to come save you."

"Fat chance," Nina scoffed. "I've had a baby bigger than your dick."

"Most are."

"Shut up." Nina shoved one of his fishnets in his mouth.

Nina scowled as she realized he was laughing at her through the gag. She would ignore him. It wasn't like she cared about him in this situation. She was going to use him like a sex doll. This was about her proving a point and getting off using a giant novelty cock. It was so hard to ignore him, though, with his stupid smug face.

Nina repositioned herself over him, lining her entrance up with the head of his cock. She lowered herself onto it, putting both her hands over his face, both for stability and so she didn't have to look at it. She could swear she felt his shaft twitch with the action. Nina tried not to give Wire the satisfaction of hearing her moan, but it was near impossible to hold to back when she sank down and felt the stretch. It was exactly how she imagined it would be. There was a slight sting, but it was pleasurable, being so full that her body had to accommodate to his girth. She could cum again simply thinking about it.

Wire's entire shaft couldn't be sheathed inside Nina's cunt, though she took more than either of them expected. This was turning out to be a much more pleasant experience than Wire anticipated. He unexpectedly liked being treated like an object. He was starting to understand Heat's point of view. Wire silently thanked Nina for shoving the fishnets in his mouth because he would never hear the end of it if she heard him make any kind of groan or grunt.

Nina bounced on Wire, her cervix using his cock as a pogo stick. Every delicious bump was making her cunt wetter and wetter. She reluctantly removed one of her hands from Wire's face to play with her clit. After this orgasm, she decided she would leave him with blue balls. Then he could come beg for sex from her for once. Nina's evil plan made her pussy clench. She bit her lip and groaned as she approached her climax. Unfortunately, just as she was about to finish, a cramp took hold of her leg.

"Ow! Ow ow ow! Fuck!" Nina growled.

Wire let out a smug laugh as he removed his gag. "Told ya you couldn't handle it."

"Fuck off. It's a cramp because your stupid dick is four feet off the ground and my legs are tiny."

"Want some help, runt? All you have to do is ask."

"No! I can do it."

Nina sucked in a breath and waited, letting the cramp subside. She went back to riding him, but again, as she approached orgasm, her body refused to cooperate. So this is why Killer was always harping on her to drink more water. Nina doubled over and rested her head on Wire's chest while the cramp cock blocked her. Still, she wouldn't relent. Nina waited a few minutes longer and then went right back to it. What was the old adage? If you fall off the horse cock, get right back on?

This time when she was about to get there, she felt two large hands on either side of her hips, assisting her movements. She was so close. Nina let her legs go to jelly as Wire took over. It felt too good to let her pride stop him. She wanted to cum on his fat cock so badly. He sat up and adjusted her so that his arms went under her knees and his hands were on her shoulders. She was folded in half on his lap. Now she was the one being used, yet she hardly cared. Wire used this new leverage to move Nina's cunt up and down his shaft. She was the perfect size to be a cocksleeve. It was no wonder Killer and Kid liked her so much. Surely it couldn't be her personality.

Wire brought her down increasingly faster and harder. They were both right on the edge of finishing. Wire knew better than to release inside her, so he needed to get her off before he could cum. Wire was not about to contribute to the number of Kid Pirate spawn in the world, especially not another one that was half Nina. Neither of them held back at this point. Both of them were covered in sweat and hurling half-hearted insults at the other in place of saying anything remotely arousing, trying to keep up their facade. Nina was grabbing at anything she could get ahold of, clawing at Wire's back and yanking on his cloak. Her head lolled back as she felt the fire in her belly start burning hotter. Nina grabbed the two antenna sticking out of Wire's hood and yanked it down over his face as she came with a scream.

"You stupid cockroach I told you I could handle it!" She yelled at him between pants. "I could fuck a real giant!"

Wire had just enough time to pull Nina off his cock before he shot his load over her stomach. Well, it should have been her stomach but with the angle and how small she was, it shot clean over her shoulder.

"Cunt's not even that good. Don't know what the fuss is about," Wire breathed, milking the last few drops of cum from his tip and falling back on his bed.

"Hey, Wire?"

"Yeah."

"Don't you write the Whoroscopes?"

[emotional-support-demoman]

You matter

You matter to ya family

You matter to ye friends

Ye loved ones care about ya and you should never forget that!

Never forget that you matter lad