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little doodles i attempted to post last night that didn’t go thru
#coil eats shit in 4k#was part of a mini comic i made that shall never see the light of day bcus it included oc x canon#because i’m a NERD#and a coward#bonus scythe doodle too#artists on tumblr#phighting#phighting!#coil phighting#scythe phighting#roblox#coil fanart#coil#scythe#scythe fanart
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a pred who is domesticated and soft and they've never had to fight for their meals.
with observers/ prey who talk mad shit because they can hide behind their pred. or they tell people that the pred will beat them up if they say so
but the pred is like, "no please i cant fight. all i do is eat people"
#soft vore#tw vore#v/ore#digestion#observer vore#prey#pred#vore writing#pred is a peaceful being#and a coward
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Grudge Dolph - Hawkins Pirates
Going for a creepy scarecrow-type pose for our creepy voodoo pirates.
Moccasin-type shoes with miniature figureheads protruding from the front. Brown striped canvas skirt with tan patches sewn in, and a thick brown belt with little voodoo-heads hanging from it. Plain black button up shirt with the roger on the back (not pictured). Long blond hair and a nail-through-the-head gag like the roger, a single red candle earring, and black face paint around the mouth and eyes and in two lines down the face to resemble the roger.
#another creepy ship#fanart#one piece#cosplay ideas#one piece fanart#one piece fleet#cosplay#hawkins pirates#grudge dolph#basil hawkins#if i'm being honest I hate hawkins more than anyone else in one piece#yeah I know blackbeard exists#dofi exists#but Hawkins is a CLASS TRAITOR#and a coward#and there's nothing I hate more than a class traitor and and coward#if you're gonna be evil it better be because you're thriving not because you're a coward#also I hate his power so much#how does he have any crewmates???#no one can be on his crew of their own volition#he uses his crewmates as human shields no one signs up for that#oops carried away in the tags#enjoy
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Literally too impatient for myself so Imm just gonna say it now, if my AU is good enough and gets a sequel it’d be something like;
Blondie: S..So you actually do like me? More than just friends?!?😳👉👈
Cupid: …Blondie we just watched Ginger get arrested right infront of us…
#Probs in the middle of a date too#blajah babbles#Murder Mystery AU#Also the car turned on on its own#I dunno how to turn off a Toyota Rav4#welp#I FIGURED IT OUT#IM STUPID#AND A COWARD#AND I THINK I GOT MY PERIOD IDK#I DONT GET CRAMPS SO I HAVE TO ACTUALLY CHECK
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Every once in a while I start to wonder if I’m a lesbian or not….
#mimi.txt#I really want a girlfriend…#but when it comes to a boyfriend to me it’s like “ah if it happens it happens but I’m not gonna look for it#I don’t look for a gf too but it’s mostly bc I’m really insecure#and a coward#anyways I’m lonely….
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Every time I think I just might like Jensen, a lil bit, he opens his trap and makes me want to hit him with a chair
#tempted to tag this with the msin tag#so shitty Jensen fans can block me themselves#i am not in the mood to go and block them myself#like Jensen plays the fandom like a fiddle#and people are embarrassingly pathetic when it comes to him#i mean he is good on eyes#but also boring#and a coward#jackles#my non existent patience is being tested
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alt!
Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else! ~ accepting
"Imagine that. I am still here. Seven years of us collaborating and now I am just a guest appearance. What a joke I am, huh."
// Stop whining, Miles, I still come to your blog occasionally.
"Oh, indeed, how dare I be ungrateful of such a blessing. Should I pass your words to Tails Doll perhaps? He hasn't seen you in a while either."
// N-no... Don't do that.
"Pffsh. I will think about it. Now I suppose, I should go. It was a pleasure to introduce myself to a new audience, but I have a far less useless tasks to attend to. Au revoir."
// Jerk.
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⚠️ + shows up in your cool uniform after wrecking havoc on all your branches which causes a food shortage in the depths ( we’re starving jan ), takes all your bananas, becomes a blademaster, then makes off with the thunder helm someone friggin died to replicate
Ask Meme : Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse
And he looked great while doing it
#mute courage || link#mightiestbanana#I’m not looking up asl tonight because I’m tired#and a coward#but also link is just ‘yeah and???’
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I think I have proven myself to be a very good Hard Worker In A Shitty Job and I should be legally allowed to kill people.
#tmi#i am tired of customers being dipshits & of my coworkers not doing their fucking jobs#particularly 3rd shift. especially when they no call no show & i suddenly have to close the store!#but even if i were legally allowed to kill people i probably wouldn't because i am a decent person#and a coward
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and again The Murderbot Diaries fails the Farscape test, which of course The Imperial Radch series passes with flying colors. Which is the reason Martha Wells failed. Just like she failed to take away any of the statments this series has to say about gender or disabled people.
no you don't get to know the question for the Farscape test until you've watched Farscape. then you can figure it out for yourself.
#Danny Phantom passes it. Star Trek does not. The Murderbot Diaries does not.#I've lost track of the other ones that I've made note of#but 99% of the time everyone's failing#because everyone is a cowardly peice of shit#who's bad at writing#and a coward#and bad. at. writing.#Rjalker reads The Imperial Radch
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I think this would have been a great time for Zelda to punch Impa
#'hey zelda. i know youre the goddess but you have to listen to me. leave link in the dark and let me insult him'#'its for the greater good i promise'#the task at hand? bro the task is DONE#you are about to LEAVE you can let zelda say hello at least!#ow. ow. ow.#'you have no hope of defending her grace' BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING#DEFENDING HER FUCKING GRACE HE WASNT JUST MESSING AROUND#failure? FAILURE? WHAT FUCKING FAILURE#TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY HIS FAILURE WAS#this is just... absolute bullshit#everything he did he did as fast as possible!#she really does just called link a useless and late failure huh#AND a coward#oh god the look on his face#you can just TELL that hurt#anyway. 1 like is 1 time i punch impa in my fic titled punching impa#skyward sword#mb plays a game#ss impa
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This isn't a lecture you misanthropic cunt, and the reason is not "unspecified". You're just fucking dim. Literally nothing you call masculinity is in any way shape or form healthy for the person performing it or anyone around them. You will die alone and unloved, and all these women you claim are into you are just being nice because they're afraid that otherwise you'll rape and kill them. You live a pathetic existence yet insist on forcing your opinions on others and act as if you are some kind of authority on sexuality, masculinity, and faith...and you wonder why I stay on anon. It's not because I'm a coward, it's because I don't want to give you a further target for your ineffective rage, because you would not survive the outcome.
Somebody has clearly never been the recipient of unsolicited, lewd comments from a coworker without ever having said anything remotely sexual to her beforehand.
As if my opinions can be "forced" on others on the open internet.
Lol, "survive the outcome," of finding the handle of yet another critic of mine.
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I haven't even posted them yet but I know
flying the original character artist flag with pride
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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“
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not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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